首页 >出版文学> The Sky Pilot in No Man’s Land>第10章
  CHAPTERIX
  SUBMARINES,BULLPUPS,ANDOTHERTHINGS
  Along,weirdblastfromthefoghorn,followedbytwoshort,sharptoots,recalledBarryfromhismorningdream。
  "Fog,"hegrumbled,andturnedovertore—capturetheenchantmentoftheAthabascarapids,andhisdancingcanoe。
  Overheadtheresoundedthetramplingoffeet。
  "Submarines,doc,"heshoutedandleapedtothefloorbroadawake。
  "What’stherow?"murmuredtheM。O。,whowasaheavysleeper。
  Foranswer,Barryrippedtheclothesfromthedoctor’sbed。
  "Submarines,doc,"heshoutedagain,andbucklingonhisSamBrown,andseizinghislifebelt,hestoodreadytogo。
  "What!yourbootsoff,doc?"
  Intheordersofthedaybeforehadbeenanannouncementthatofficersandmenweretosleepfullydressed。
  "Oh,thedevil!"exclaimedthedoctor,huntingthroughhisbedclothesindesperation。"Ican’tsleepinmyboots。Where’smytunic?Goon,oldfellow,I’llfollowyou。"
  Barryheldhistunicforhim。
  "Hereyouare!Wakeup,doc!Andhere’syourSamBrown。"
  Barrydroppedtolacethedoctor’sboots,whilethelatterwasbucklingontherestofhisequipment。
  "Allright,"criedthedoctor,rushingfromtheroomandleavinghislifebeltbehindhim。
  Barrycaughtupthelifebeltandfollowed。
  "Yourlifebelt,doc,"hesaid,astheypassedupthecompanionway。
  "Oh,I’mapeachofasoldier,"saidthedoctor,strugglingintohislifebelt,andswearingdeeplythewhile。
  "Stopswearing,doc!It’sawasteofenergy。"
  "Oh,gotohell!"
  "No,IpreferHeaven,ifImustleavethisship,butforthepresent,IbelieveI’mneededhere,andsoareyou,doc。Lookthere!"
  Thedoctorglancedoutuponthedeck。
  "ByJove!You’reright,oldman,weareneededandbadly。Isay,oldchap,"hesaid,pausingforamomenttoturntoBarry,"youareadearoldthing,aren’tyou?"
  Thedeckwasamassofsoldiersstruggling,swearing,fightingtheirwaytotheirvariousstations。Officers,halfdressedandhalfawake,wererushinghitherandthither,seekingtheirunits,swearingatthemenandshoutingmeaninglessorders。Overallthestentorianvoiceofthesergeantmajorwasvainlytryingtomakeitselfunderstood。
  Intheconfusionthecrywasraised:"We’retorpedoed!We’regoingdown!"
  Therewasagreatrushforthenearestboats。Menflungdisciplinetothewindsandbeganfightingforachanceoftheirlives。Itwasaterrificandhumiliatingscene。
  Suddenly,overthetumult,washeardaloud,ringinglaugh。
  "Oh,Isay,Duff!Notthatway!Notthatway!"
  Againcametheringinglaugh。
  Immediatelyasilencefelluponthestrugglingcrowd,andforamomenttheystoodlookinginquiringlyateachother。Thatmomentofsilencewasseizedbythesergeantmajor。Likeatrumpethissonorousvoicerangoutsteadyandclear。
  "Fallin,men!Boatquarters!Silencethere!"
  Hefollowedthiswithsharp,intelligiblecommandstohisN。C。O。’s。
  Likemagic,orderfellupontheturbulent,strugglingcrowd。
  "Standsteady,youthere!"roaredthesergeantmajor,whohavinggotcontrolofhismen,begantoindulgehimselfinafewtellinganddescriptiveadjectives。
  Inlessthantwominutes,themenwerestandingsteadyasarockandthepanicwaspassed。
  "Whowasitthatlaughedupthereinthatstampede?"inquiredtheO。C。,whentheofficersweregatheredabouthimintheorderlyroom。
  "IthinkitwastheSkyPilot,sir——thechaplain,sir,"saidLieutenantStewartDuff。
  "Wasityouthatlaughed,CaptainDunbar?"askedthecolonel,turninguponBarry。
  "PerhapsIdid,sir。I’msorryif——"
  "Sorry!"exclaimedthecolonel。"Dammit,sir,yousavedthesituationforusall。Whotoldyouitwasafalsealarm?"
  "Noone,sir。Ididn’tknowitwasafalsealarm。IwaslookingatLieutenantDuff——"Hecheckedhimselfpromptly。"Imean,sir——
  well,itseemedagoodplacetolaugh,soIjustletitcome。"
  Thecolonel’seyesrestedwithcuriousinquiryupontheserenefaceofthechaplain,withitsglowingeyesandcandidexpression。"A
  goodplaceforalaugh?Itwasadamnedgoodplaceforalaugh,andgentlemen,IthankGodIhaveoneofficerwhofindsinthefaceofsuddendangeragoodplaceforalaugh。AndnowIhavesomethingtosaytoyou。"
  TheO。C。’sremarksdidnotimprovetheofficers’opinionofthemselves,andtheyslunkoutoftheroom——nootherwordproperlydescribesthecowedandshamedappearanceofthatcompanyofmen——
  theyslunkoutoftheroom。TheyhadfailedtoplaythepartofBritishofficersinthefaceofsuddenperil。
  Inhisspeechtothemen,theC。O。madeonlyasinglereferencetotheincident,butthatreferencebitdeep。
  "Men,Iamthoroughlyashamedanddisappointed。Youacted,notlikesoldiers,butlikeaherdofsteers。Thedifferencebetweenaherdofsteersandabattalionofsoldiers,inthefaceofsuddendanger,isonlythis:——thesteersbreakblindlyforGodknowswhere,andendpiledupoveracutbank;soldiersstandsteadylisteningforthewordofcommand。"
  IftheO。C。handledthemenwithalighthand,thesergeantmajordidnot。Histongueraspedthemtotheraw。NooneknowsasoldierasdoeshisN。C。O。,andnoN。C。O。isqualifiedtosetforththesoldier’scharacteristicswiththeintimateknowledgeandadequatefluencyofthesergeantmajor。Onebyonehepeeledfromtheirshiveringsoulsthevariouslayersoftheirmoralcuticle,untiltheystood,intheirownandineachother’seyes,objectsofcommiseration。
  "There’sjustonethingmoreIwadliketasaytoye。"Thesergeantmajor’stendencytoDoricwasmorenoticeableinhismomentsofdeeperfeeling,"butit’ssomethingforyouladstogiveheedta。
  Whenyewerescrammlin’upyonder,likealoto’mavericksatabrandin’,andyowlin’likeabuncho’coyotes,therewasonemanintheregimentwhocouldlaugh。There’slotso’animalsthattheAlmightymadecanyowl,butthere’sonlyonecanlaugh,andthat’samon。ForGod’ssake,men,whenye’reinatightplace,tryalaugh。"
  Forsomeweeksafterthiseventthechaplainwasknownthroughoutthebattalionas"themanthatcanlaugh,"andcertainitisthatfromthatdaythereexistedbetweentheM。O。andthechaplainanewbondoffriendship。
  Astheshipadvanceddeeperintothesubmarinezone,thesoletopicofthoughtandofconversationcametobetheconvoy。Wherewasthatconvoyanyway?Whilethedaylightlasted,athousandpairsofeyessweptthehorizon,andtheinterveningspacesoftossing,blue—greywater,forthesightofasinisterperiscope,orforthesmudgeofafriendlycruiser,andwhennightfell,athousandpairsofearslistenedwithstrainedintentnessfortheimpactofthedeadlytorpedoorforthesignaloftheprotectingconvoy。
  Whilestilladayandanightoutfromland,Barryawokeinthedimlightofamistymorning,andproceededtothedeckforhisconstitutional。TherehefellinwithCaptainNeilFraserandCaptainHopetonpacingupanddown。
  "Comealong,Pilot!"saidCaptainNeil,heartily,betweenwhomandthechaplainduringthelastfewdaysacordialfriendshiphadsprungup。"We’relookingforsubmarines。ThisistheplaceandthetimeforFritz,ifheisgoingtogetusatall。"
  Arminarmtheymadethecircleofthedeck。Themist,lyinglikeabankuponthesea,shiftedthehorizontowithinathousandyardsoftheship。
  "IwishIknewjustwhatliesbehindthatbankthere,"saidCaptainHopeton,pointingoverthebow。
  Forsomemomentstheystood,peeringidlyintothemist。
  "ByJove,thereISsomethingthere,"saidBarry,whohadahawk’seye。
  "You’vegot’emtoo,eh,"laughedHopeton。"I’vehad’emforthelastforty—eighthours。I’vebeen’seein’things’allnight。"
  "Butthereis,"insistedBarry,pointingovertheportbow。
  "Whatisitlike?"askedCaptainNeil,whileHopetonranforhisglass。
  "I’lltellyouwhatit’slike——exactlyliketheeyeofanoysterinitspulp。And,byJove,there’sanother!"addedBarryexcitedly。
  "Ican’tseeanything,"saidCaptainNeil。
  "ButIcan,"insistedBarry。"Lookthere,Hopeton!"
  Hopetonfixedhisglassuponthemist,whereBarrypointed。
  "You’reright!Thereissomething,andtherearetwoofthem。"
  "GivethePilottheglass,Hopeton,"saidNeil。"He’sgotagoodeye。"
  "Therearetwoships,boys,asI’masinner,butwhattheyare,I
  don’tknow,"criedBarryinavoicetensewithexcitement。"Here,Neil,taketheglass。Youknowaboutships。"
  Longandearnestly,CaptainNeilheldtheglassinthedirectionindicated。
  "Boys,byallthat’sholy,they’redestroyers,"hesaidatlengthinalowvoice。
  Evenastheygazed,thetwoblackdotsrapidlytookshape,growingoutofthemistintotwoseamonsters,allheadandshoulders,boringthroughtheseas,eachflinginghighahugecombofwhitespray,andwithanindescribablesuggestionofarrogant,resistlesspower,bearingdownupontheshipatfuriousspeed。
  "Destroyers!"shoutedCaptainNeil,inavoicethatrangthroughtheship。"Bygad,destroyers!"
  Therewasnoquestionoffriendorfoe;onlyGreatBritain’snavyrodeoverthoseseasimmune。
  Uponeveryhandthewordwascaughtupandpassedalong。Inamarvellouslyshortspaceoftime,therails,theboats,therigging,allthepointsofvantagewerethrongedwithmen,roaring,waving,cheering,likemad。
  Withundiminishedspeed,eachenvelopedinitscloudofspray,thedestroyerscame,oneoneachside,rushedfoamingpast,sweptinacirclearoundtheshipandtooktheirstationsalongside,ridingquietlyathalfspeedlikebulldogstuggingataleash。
  "Greatheavens,whatasight!"AtthecroakinHopeton’svoice,theothersturnedandlookedathim。
  "You’vegotittoo,eh!"saidCaptainNeil,clearinghisownthroat。
  "I’vegotsomething,Godknows!"answeredHopeton,wipinghiseyes。
  "I,too,"saidBarry,swallowingtheproverbiallump。"Thoselittle——little——"
  "Bulldogs,"suggestedHopeton。
  "Bulldogpups,"saidCaptainNeil。
  "That’sit,"saidBarry。"That’swhattheyare,littlebulldogpups,gotmebythethroatallright。"
  "Me,too,bygad!"saidCaptainNeil。"Ishouldhavehowledoutloudinanotherminute。"
  "Listentotheboys!"criedBarry。
  Fromendtoendoftheshiproseonecontinuousroar,"GoodoldNavy!GoodoldJohnBull!"whileHopeton,openlyabandoningthetraditionalreserveandself—controlsupposedtobeacharacteristicoftheEnglishpublicschoolboy,climbedupontherailand,hangingbyastanchionwithonehand,andwiththeotherfranticallywavinghiscapoverhishead,continuedtoshout:
  "England!England!Englandforever!"
  Thenabovethecheeringcrieswasheardthebattalionband,andfromathousandthroatsinsolemnchantthererosetheEmpire’snationalanthem,"GodSavetheKing。"
  ThatnighttheysteamedintooldPlymouthtown,andthefollowingmorningwereanchoredsafeatDevonportdock。Strictordersheldtheofficersandmenonboardshipuntilarrangementsfordebarkationshouldbecompleted,buttoBarryandthedoctor,theCommandingOfficergaveshoreleaveforanhour。
  "AndIwouldsuggest,"hesaid,"thatyougoandhaveatalkwiththatoldboywalkingupanddownthedockthere。YarntohimaboutCanada,he’swildtoknowaboutit。"
  Theoldnavalofficerwasindeed"wildtoknowaboutCanada,"sothatthegreaterpartoftheirshoreleavewasspentinansweringhisquestions,andeagerthoughhewastoexploretheoldhistorictown,beforeBarryknewit,hewasinthefulltideofaglowingdescriptionofhisownProvinceofAlberta,extollingitsgreatranches,itssweepingvalleys,itsimmenseresources。
  "AndtothinkyouareallBritishoutthere,"exclaimedtheoldsalt。
  "We’reallBritish,ofcourse,"repliedBarry,"butnotallfromBritain。"
  "Iknow,Iknow,"saidtheofficer,"butthatonlymakesitmorewonderful。"
  "Wonderful!Why,whyshoulditbewonderful?"
  "Yes,wonderful。Oh,youCanadians,"criedtheoldsalt,impulsivelystretchingouthishandtoBarry。"YouCanadians!"
  Surprised,Barryglancedathisface。Thosehardblueeyeswerebrimmingwithtears;theleatherlikeskinwasworkingcuriouslyaboutthemouth。
  "Why,sir,Idon’tquiteunderstandwhatyoumean,"saidBarry。
  "No,andyouneverwill。Thinkofit,rushingthreethousandmiles——"
  "Fivethousandforsomeofus,"interruptedBarry。
  "Fancythat!Rushingfivethousandmilesinthisway,tohelpoldmotherEngland,andallofyourownfreewill。Wedidn’taskitofyou。Though,byheaven,we’regratefulforit。Ifinditdifficult,sir,tospeakquietlyofthis。"
  NotuntilthatmomenthadBarrycaughttheBritishpointofview。
  Tohim,astoallCanadians,ithadonlybeenaperfectlyreasonableandnaturalthingthatwhentheEmpirewasthreatened,theyshouldspringintothefight。Theysawnothingheroicinthat。Theyweredoingtheirsimpleduty。
  "Butthinkofthewonderofit,"saidthenavalofficeragain,"thatCanadashouldfeelinthatwayitsresponsetothecalloftheblood。"
  Theoldman’slipswerestillquivering。
  "Thatistrue,sir,"saidtheM。O。,joininginthetalk,"butthereissomethingmore。Frankly,myopinionisthatthebiggestthing,sir,withsomeofusinCanada,isnotthatthemotherlandwasinneedofhelp,though,ofcourse,weallfeelthat,butthatthefreedomoftheworldisthreatened,andthatCanada,asoneofthefreenationsoftheworld,mustdoherpartinitsdefence。"
  "Afinespirit,"saidtheoldgentleman。
  "Thisfight,"continuedtheM。O。,"isours,yousee,aswellasyours,andwehateabully。"
  Theoldsaltsworeagreatoath,andsaid:
  "Youarepupsoftheoldbreed,andyouruntruetotype。I’mgladtoknowyou,gentlemen,"hecontinued,shakingthemwarmlybythehand。
  AftertheyhadgoneafewstepshecalledBarrybacktohim。
  "That’smycard,sir。IshouldlikeyoutocometoseemeinLondonsometimewhenyouareonleave。"
  Barryglancedatthecardandread,"CommanderHowardVincent,R。N。R。"
  "Itwasverydecentoftheoldboy,"hesaidtotheCommandingOfficerafterwards,whenrecountingtheinterview。"Idon’tsupposeI’lleverusethecard,butIdothinkhereallymeantit。"
  "Meantit,"exclaimedtheCommandingOfficer。"Why,Dunbar,I’manoldcountryman,andIknow。Makenomistake。Thesepeople,andespeciallythesenavalpeople,donotthrowtheircardslooselyabout。Youwillundoubtedlyhearfromhim。"
  "It’snotlikely,"repliedBarry,"buttheoldgentlemanisgreatstuff,allright。"
  Duringthelong,sunnyspringday,theirdinkylittletrainwhiskedthembrisklythroughthesweetandrestfulbeautyoftheEnglishsoutherncounties。Tothesemen,however,fromthewidesunbaked,windsweptplainsofwesternCanada,theEnglishlandscapesuggestedadaintypicture,doneinsoftgreysandgreens,withhereandthereavividsplashofcolour,wheretherichredsoilbrokethroughthegreen。Butitstinyfieldssetoffwithhedges,andlinesoftrees,itslittle,clean—sweptvillages,withtheirpicturesquechurchspires,itsparkswithdeerthatactuallystoodstilltolookatyou,itssplendidmanorhouses,and,atrareintervals,itsturretedcastles,gavethesemen,freshfromtheraw,unmeasuredandunmadewest,asenseofunreality。Tothemitseemedatoylandscapeforchildrentoplaywith,but,astheypassedthroughthebigtownsandcitieswiththeirtall,clusteringchimneys,theircrowdingpopulations,withunmistakableevidencesofgreatwealth,theirshipping,wheretheharboursbitintotheredcoastline,therebegantowakeninthemthethoughtthatthistinyEngland,sobeautifullyfinished,andsoneatlyadorned,wassomethingmightierthantheyhadeverknown。
  Inthesetinyfields,inthesecleansweptvillages,inthesemanorhouses,inthesecastles,infactoryandinshipyard,werestruckdeeptherootsofanEnglandwhosegreatnesstheyhadneveryetguessed。
  ThenextafternoonbroughtthemtothegreatmilitarycampatShorncliffe,inamistyrain,hungry,fortheirrationshadbeenexhaustedearlyintheday,wearyfromshipandtraintravel,andeagertogettheirfeetonceagainonmotherearth。
  Atthelittlestationtheywerekeptwaitinginapouringrainforsomethingtohappen,theyknewnotwhat。TheR。T。O。,ayoungImperialofficer,blasewithhistenmonthsofwarinEngland,hadsomeoccultreasonfordelayingtheirdeparture。So,whilethenightgreweverymomentwetteranddarker,themensatontheirkit—bagsorfoundsuchshelterastheycouldinthetinystation,orintheleeofthe"goodstrains"blockingtherailroadtracks,growingmoreindignantandmoredisgustedwiththeBritishhighcommand,thewaringeneral,andregisteringwithincreasingintensityvowsofvengeanceagainsttheKaiser,who,inthelastanalysis,theyconsideredresponsiblefortheirmisery。
  Atlengththe"brasshat"forwhomtheyhadbeenwaitingappeareduponthescene,notintheslightestdegreeapologetic,butverybusinesslike,andwithahighlyemphasisedmilitarymanner。AfteralittleconversationbetweenthebrasshatandtheirCommandingOfficer,thelattergavethecommandandofftheysetinthedarknessfortheirfirstroutemarchonEnglishsoil。
  Throughmuddyroadsandlanes,overfields,slushyandsodden,uphillanddowndale,theyploddedsteadilyalong。AttherearofthecolunmmarchedBarrywiththeM。O。
  Longbeforetheyreachedtheirdestination,theirconversationhadgivenout,theM。O。suckingsullenlyathispipe,thebowlupsidedown。Therearendofthecolumnwasveryfrayedandstraggling。
  Whyitisthataperfectlyfitcompanywillinvariablyfrayoutifplacedattherearofamarchingcolumn,nomilitaryexperthasquitesucceededinsatisfactorilyexplaining。
  Ashetrampedalonginthedarkbythesideoftheroad,theM。O。
  stumbledoverasoldiersittinguponthesoggybank。
  "Whoareyou?"heinquiredshortly。
  "CorporalThom,sir。"
  "What’sthematterwithyou?"
  "I’mallin,sir。I’vebeensickallday,sir。"
  "Whydidn’tyoureportsick,then?Can’tyougeton?"
  "Idon’tthinkso,sir。Notforawhile,atleast。"
  "Haveyouanypain,anynausea?"
  "No,sir,I’mjustallin。"
  "Doyouknowourroute?"
  "Yes,sir,I’vegottheturnsdown。"
  "Well,comealongthenwhenyoucan。I’llsendbackawaggonlater,butdon’twaitforthat。"
  "Yes,sir,"saidCorporalThom。
  "Comeon,Dunbar!We’llsendawaggonbackforthesestragglers。
  Therewillbeagoodmanyofthembeforelong。"
  "Yougoon,doc。I’llcomelater,"saidBarry。"I’llcatchuptoyou。"
  ButtheM。O。,atthevarioushalts,waitedinvainforthechaplaintoappear。
  Onarrivingatthecamp,afteralongstruggle,hesucceededinsendingbackanArmyServicewaggontobringinthestragglers,butjustasthewaggonwasabouttoleave,heheardcominguptheroad,apartysteppingoutbrisklytothemusicoftheirownwhistling。
  Intherearofthepartymarchedthechaplain,ladendownwithoneman’srifleandanotherman’skit—bag。
  "They’reallhere,sir,"saidCorporalThomtotheM。O。,withadistinctnoteoftriumphinhisvoice。"Allhere,sir,"herepeated,asheobservedthesergeantmajorstandingatthedoctor’sside。
  "Welldone,corporal,"saidthesergeantmajor。"Youbrought’emallin?Thatmeansthatnomanhasfallenoutonourfirstmarchinthiscountry。"
  Thecorporalmadenoreply,butlateron,heexplainedthemattertothesergeantmajor。
  "It’sthatSkyPilotofours,sir,"hesaid。"Blowedifhe’dletusfallout。"
  "Keptyoumarching,eh?"
  "No,it’shischocolateandhisjaw,butmorehisjawthanhischocolate。He’sgotlotsofboth。Iwasallin。I’dbeensickalldayinthetrain。Couldn’teatabite。Well,thefirstthing,hegivesmeacakeofhischocolate。Thenhesetshimselfdowninthemudbesideme,andmewishin’allthetimehe’dgoonandleavemeforthewaggontopickup。Thenhegivesmeacigarette,andthenhebeginstotalk。"
  "Talk,whatabout?"
  "DamnedifIknow,butthefirstthingIknewIwastellin’himaboutthebronchobustin’,——that’smyjob,youknow——andhowIwonoutfromNiggerJakeintheCalgaryStampede,untilIwasthatstuckonmyselfthatIsaid:’Well,sir,we’dbettergetamoveon,’anduphegetswithmykit—bagonhisback。Byandby,wepicksupanotherlameduckandthenanother,feedin’’emwithchocolateandslingin’hisjaw,andwhenwewasatthelimit,hehaltsusoutsideoneofthemstoneshacksandknocksatthedoor。
  ’Nosoldiershere,’snapsthered—headedangel,shuttin’thedoorrightinhisface。Thenheopensthedoorandstepsrightinwhereshecouldseehim,andstartstotalktoher,anduslisteningoutintherain。Say!Infifteenminuteswewasallstandin’uptoafeedofcoffeeandbuns,andthenhegetsHarryHobbswhistlin’andsingin’,anddernedifwecouldn’thavemarchedtoBerlin。Say!
  He’sagoodone,ain’tnoquitter,andhewon’tletnobodyelsebeaquitter。"
  AndthusitcamethatwithCorporalThomandhisderelictsthechaplainmarchedintoanewplaceintheesteemofthemenofhisbattalion,andofitssergeantmajor。
  Butofthis,ofcourse,Barryhadnoknowledge。Heknewthathehadmadesomelittleprogressintotheconfidenceofbothofficersandmeninhisbattalion。Hehadmade,too,somefirmfriendshipswhichhadrelieved,toacertainextent,thesenseofisolationandlonelinessthathadmadehisfirstmonthswiththebattalionsoappalling。Buttherestillremainedthesenseoffailureinasfarashisspecificdutyaschaplainwasconcerned。
  TheexperiencesofthefirstweeksinEnglandonlyservedtodeepeninhimtheconvictionthathisinfluenceonthemenagainsttheevilswhichweretheirespecialsnarewasasthewindagainsttheincomingtide,beatinginfromtheNorthSea。Hecouldmakearipple,acertainamountoffussynoise,butthetideoftemptationrolledsteadilyonward,uncheckedinitsflow。
  Theoldtemptationstoprofanity,drinkandlust,thathadhauntedthesoldiers’stepsathome,werefoundtobelyinginwaitforthemhereandinaggravatedform。True,inthemessandinhispresenceamongthementherewaslessprofanitythantherehadbeenatthefirst,butitfilledhimwithakindofragetofeelthatthischangewasduetonosenseoftheevilofthehabit,butsolelytoanunwillingnesstogiveoffencetoonewhommanyofthemwerecomingtoregardwithrespectandsomeevenwithaffection。
  "Ihatethat,"hesaidtotheM。O。,towhomhewouldoccasionallyunburdenhissoul。"You’dthinkIwasakindofpolicemanovertheirmorals。"
  "Oh,Iwouldn’tworryaboutthat,"saidtheM。O。,towhomthehabitofprofanitywasaveryvenialsin。"Yououghttobemightygladthatyourpresencedoesactasakindofmoralprophylactic。
  Anditdoes,Iassureyou。IconfessthatsinceIhavecometobeassociatedwithyou,Iamconsciousofaveryreal,andattimes,distressinglimitationofmyvocabulary。Imaynotbemorevirtuous,butcertainlyIammorerespectable。"