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第3章

  Theparsongaveusamosteruditesermonontheritesandceremonies
  ofChristmas,andtheproprietyofobservingitnotmerelyasadayof
  thanksgiving,butofrejoicing;supportingthecorrectnessofhis
  opinionsbytheearliestusagesofthechurch,andenforcingthemby
  theauthoritiesofTheophilusofCesarea,St。Cyprian,St。Chrysostom,
  St。Augustine,andacloudmoreofsaintsandfathers,fromwhomhe
  madecopiousquotations。Iwasalittleatalosstoperceivethe
  necessityofsuchamightyarrayofforcestomaintainapointwhich
  noonepresentseemedinclinedtodispute;butIsoonfoundthatthe
  goodmanhadalegionofidealadversariestocontendwith;having,in
  thecourseofhisresearchesonthesubjectofChristmas,got
  completelyembroiledinthesectariancontroversiesoftheRevolution,
  whenthePuritansmadesuchafierceassaultupontheceremoniesof
  thechurch,andpooroldChristmaswasdrivenoutofthelandby
  proclamationofParliament。*Theworthyparsonlivedbutwithtimes
  past,andknewbutlittleofthepresent。
  *Fromthe"FlyingEagle,"asmallGazette,publishedDecember24th,
  1652—"TheHousespentmuchtimethisdayaboutthebusinessofthe
  Navy,forsettlingtheaffairsatsea,andbeforetheyrose,were
  presentedwithaterribleremonstranceagainstChristmasday,grounded
  upondivineScriptures,2Cor。v。16;1Cor。xv。14,17;andin
  honoroftheLord’sDay,groundedupontheseScriptures,Johnxx。1;
  Rev。i。10;Psalmcxviii。24;Lev。xxiii。7,11;Markxv。8;Psalm
  lxxxiv。10,inwhichChristmasiscalledAnti—christ’smasse,and
  thoseMassemongersandPapistswhoobserveit,etc。Inconsequence
  ofwhichParliamentspentsometimeinconsultationaboutthe
  abolitionofChristmasday,passedorderstothateffect,andresolved
  tositonthefollowingday,whichwascommonlycalledChristmasday。"
  Shutupamongworm—eatentomesintheretirementofhisantiquated
  littlestudy,thepagesofoldtimesweretohimasthegazettesof
  theday;whiletheeraoftheRevolutionwasmeremodernhistory。He
  forgotthatnearlytwocenturieshadelapsedsincethefiery
  persecutionofpoormince—piethroughouttheland;whenplum
  porridgewasdenouncedas"merepopery,"androast—beefas
  anti—christian;andthatChristmashadbeenbroughtinagain
  triumphantlywiththemerrycourtofKingCharlesatthe
  Restoration。Hekindledintowarmthwiththeardorofhiscontest,and
  thehostofimaginaryfoeswithwhomhehadtocombat;hehada
  stubbornconflictwitholdPrynneandtwoorthreeotherforgotten
  championsoftheRoundHeads,onthesubjectofChristmasfestivity;
  andconcludedbyurginghishearers,inthemostsolemnand
  affectingmanner,tostandtothetraditionalcustomsoftheir
  fathers,andfeastandmakemerryonthisjoyfulanniversaryofthe
  Church。
  Ihaveseldomknownasermonattendedapparentlywithmoreimmediate
  effects;foronleavingthechurchthecongregationseemedoneandall
  possessedwiththegayetyofspiritsoearnestlyenjoinedbytheir
  pastor。Theelderfolksgatheredinknotsinthechurch—yard,greeting
  andshakinghands;andthechildrenranaboutcryingUle!Ule!and
  repeatingsomeuncouthrhymes,*whichtheparson,whohadjoinedus,
  informedmehadbeenhandeddownfromdaysofyore。Thevillagers
  doffedtheirhatstothesquireashepassed,givinghimthegood
  wishesoftheseasonwitheveryappearanceofheartfeltsincerity,and
  wereinvitedbyhimtothehall,totakesomethingtokeepoutthe
  coldoftheweather;andIheardblessingsutteredbyseveralofthe
  poor,whichconvincedmethat,inthemidstofhisenjoyments,the
  worthyoldcavalierhadnotforgottenthetrueChristmasvirtueof
  charity。
  *"Ule!Ule!
  Threepuddingsinapule;
  Cracknutsandcryule!"
  Onourwayhomewardhisheartseemedoverflowedwithgenerousand
  happyfeelings。Aswepassedoverarisinggroundwhichcommanded
  somethingofaprospect,thesoundsofrusticmerrimentnowandthen
  reachedourears:thesquirepausedforafewmoments,andlooked
  aroundwithanairofinexpressiblebenignity。Thebeautyoftheday
  wasofitselfsufficienttoinspirephilanthropy。Notwithstandingthe
  frostinessofthemorning,thesuninhiscloudlessjourneyhad
  acquiredsufficientpowertomeltawaythethincoveringofsnow
  fromeverysoutherndeclivity,andtobringoutthelivinggreenwhich
  adornsanEnglishlandscapeeveninmid—winter。Largetractsof
  smilingverdurecontrastedwiththedazzlingwhitenessoftheshaded
  slopesandhollows。Everyshelteredbank,onwhichthebroadrays
  rested,yieldeditssilverrillofcoldandlimpidwater,glittering
  throughthedrippinggrass;andsentupslightexhalationsto
  contributetothethinhazethathungjustabovethesurfaceofthe
  earth。Therewassomethingtrulycheeringinthistriumphofwarmth
  andverdureoverthefrostythraldomofwinter;itwas,asthe
  squireobserved,anemblemofChristmashospitality,breaking
  throughthechillsofceremonyandselfishness,andthawingevery
  heartintoaflow。Hepointedwithpleasuretotheindicationsofgood
  cheerreekingfromthechimneysofthecomfortablefarmhouses,andlow
  thatchedcottages。"Ilove,"saidhe,"toseethisdaywellkeptby
  richandpoor;itisagreatthingtohaveonedayintheyear,at
  least,whenyouaresureofbeingwelcomewhereveryougo,andof
  having,asitwere,theworldallthrownopentoyou;andIam
  almostdisposedtojoinwithPoorRobin,inhismaledictiononevery
  churlishenemytothishonestfestival
  "ThosewhoatChristmasdorepine
  Andwouldfainhencedispatchhim,
  MaytheywitholdDukeHumphrydine,
  OrelsemaySquireKetchcatch’em。"
  Thesquirewentontolamentthedeplorabledecayofthegamesand
  amusementswhichwereonceprevalentatthisseasonamongthelower
  orders,andcountenancedbythehigher;whentheoldhallsofthe
  castlesandmanor—houseswerethrownopenatdaylight;whenthetables
  werecoveredwithbrawn,andbeef,andhummingale;whentheharp
  andthecarolresoundedalldaylong,andwhenrichandpoorwere
  alikewelcometoenterandmakemerry。*"Ouroldgamesandlocal
  customs,"saidhe,"hadagreateffectinmakingthepeasantfondof
  hishome,andthepromotionofthembythegentrymadehimfondofhis
  lord。Theymadethetimesmerrier,andkinder,andbetter,andIcan
  trulysay,withoneofouroldpoets:
  ’Ilikethemwell—thecuriouspreciseness
  Andall—pretendedgravityofthose
  Thatseektobanishhencetheseharmlesssports,
  Havethrustawaymuchancienthonesty。’
  *"AnEnglishgentleman,attheopeningofthegreatday,i。e。on
  Christmasdayinthemorning,hadallhistenantsandneighbors
  enterhishallbydaybreak。Thestrongbeerwasbroached,andthe
  blackjackswentplentifullyaboutwithtoast,sugarandnutmeg,and
  goodCheshirecheese。TheHackin(thegreatsausage)mustbeboiledby
  daybreak,orelsetwoyoungmenmusttakethemaiden(i。e。the
  cook)bythearms,andrunherroundthemarket—placetillsheis
  shamedofherlaziness。"—RoundaboutourSea—CoalFire。
  "Thenation,"continuedhe,"isaltered;wehavealmostlostour
  simpletrue—heartedpeasantry。Theyhavebrokenasunderfromthe
  higherclasses,andseemtothinktheirinterestsareseparate。They
  havebecometooknowing,andbegintoreadnewspapers,listento
  ale—housepoliticians,andtalkofreform。Ithinkonemodetokeep
  themingoodhumorinthesehardtimeswouldbeforthenobilityand
  gentrytopassmoretimeontheirestates,minglemoreamongthe
  countrypeople,andsetthemerryoldEnglishgamesgoingagain。"
  Suchwasthegoodsquire’sprojectformitigatingpublicdiscontent:
  and,indeed,hehadonceattemptedtoputhisdoctrineinpractice,
  andafewyearsbeforehadkeptopenhouseduringtheholidaysin
  theoldstyle。Thecountrypeople,however,didnotunderstandhow
  toplaytheirpartsinthesceneofhospitality;manyuncouth
  circumstancesoccurred;themanorwasoverrunbyallthevagrantsof
  thecountry,andmorebeggarsdrawnintotheneighborhoodinone
  weekthantheparishofficerscouldgetridofinayear。Since
  then,hehadcontentedhimselfwithinvitingthedecentpartofthe
  neighboringpeasantrytocallatthehallonChristmasday,andwith
  distributingbeef,andbread,andale,amongthepoor,thattheymight
  makemerryintheirowndwellings。
  Wehadnotbeenlonghomewhenthesoundofmusicwasheardfroma
  distance。Abandofcountrylads,withoutcoats,theirshirtsleeves
  fancifullytiedwithribbons,theirhatsdecoratedwithgreens,and
  clubsintheirhands,wasseenadvancinguptheavenue,followedby
  alargenumberofvillagersandpeasantry。Theystoppedbeforethe
  halldoor,wherethemusicstruckupapeculiarair,andthelads
  performedacuriousandintricatedance,advancing,retreating,and
  strikingtheirclubstogether,keepingexacttimetothemusic;
  whileone,whimsicallycrownedwithafox’sskin,thetailofwhich
  flaunteddownhisback,keptcaperingroundtheskirtsofthedance,
  andrattlingaChristmasboxwithmanyanticgesticulations。
  Thesquireeyedthisfancifulexhibitionwithgreatinterestand
  delight,andgavemeafullaccountofitsorigin,whichhetraced
  tothetimeswhentheRomansheldpossessionoftheisland;plainly
  provingthatthiswasalinealdescendantofthesworddanceofthe
  ancients。"Itwasnow,"hesaid,"nearlyextinct,buthehad
  accidentallymetwithtracesofitintheneighborhood,andhad
  encourageditsrevival;though,totellthetruth,itwastooaptto
  befollowedupbytheroughcudgelplay,andbrokenheadsinthe
  evening。"
  Afterthedancewasconcluded,thewholepartywasentertained
  withbrawnandbeef,andstouthome—brewed。Thesquirehimselfmingled
  amongtherustics,andwasreceivedwithawkwarddemonstrationsof
  deferenceandregard。ItistrueIperceivedtwoorthreeofthe
  youngerpeasants,astheywereraisingtheirtankardstotheirmouths,
  whenthesquire’sbackwasturned,makingsomethingofagrimace,
  andgivingeachotherthewink;butthemomenttheycaughtmyeyethey
  pulledgravefaces,andwereexceedinglydemure。WithMasterSimon,
  however,theyallseemedmoreattheirease。Hisvariedoccupations
  andamusementshadmadehimwellknownthroughouttheneighborhood。He
  wasavisitorateveryfarmhouseandcottage;gossipedwiththe
  farmersandtheirwives;rompedwiththeirdaughters;and,likethat
  typeofavagrantbachelor,thehumblebee,tolledthesweetsfrom
  alltherosylipsofthecountryround。
  Thebashfulnessoftheguestssoongavewaybeforegoodcheerand
  affability。Thereissomethinggenuineandaffectionateinthe
  gayetyofthelowerorders,whenitisexcitedbythebountyand
  familiarityofthoseabovethem;thewarmglowofgratitudeenters
  intotheirmirth,andakindwordorasmallpleasantryfrankly
  utteredbyapatron,gladdenstheheartofthedependentmorethanoil
  andwine。Whenthesquirehadretired,themerrimentincreased,and
  therewasmuchjokingandlaughter,particularlybetweenMaster
  Simonandahale,ruddy—faced,white—headedfarmer,whoappearedtobe
  thewitofthevillage;forIobservedallhiscompanionstowaitwith
  openmouthsforhisretorts,andburstintoagratuitouslaugh
  beforetheycouldwellunderstandthem。
  Thewholehouseindeedseemedabandonedtomerriment:asIpassedto
  myroomtodressfordinner,Iheardthesoundofmusicinasmall
  court,andlookingthroughawindowthatcommandedit,Iperceiveda
  bandofwanderingmusicians,withpandeanpipesandtambourine;a
  prettycoquettishhousemaidwasdancingajigwithasmartcountry
  lad,whileseveraloftheotherservantswerelookingon。Inthemidst
  ofhersportthegirlcaughtaglimpseofmyfaceatthewindow,
  and,coloringup,ranoffwithanairofroguishaffectedconfusion。
  THEEND。
  1819—20
  THESKETCHBOOK
  CHRISTMASEVE
  byWashingtonIrving
  SaintFrancisandSaintBenedight
  Blessethishousefromwickedwight;
  Fromthenight—mareandthegoblin,
  ThatishightgoodfellowRobin;
  Keepitfromallevilspirits,
  Fairies,weezels,rats,andferrets:
  Fromcurfewtime
  Tothenextprime。
  CARTWRIGHT。
  ITWASabrilliantmoonlightnight,butextremelycold;ourchaise
  whirledrapidlyoverthefrozenground;thepostboysmackedhiswhip
  incessantly,andapartofthetimehishorseswereonagallop。"He
  knowswhereheisgoing,"saidmycompanion,laughing,"andiseager
  toarriveintimeforsomeofthemerrimentandgoodcheerofthe
  servants’hall。Myfather,youmustknow,isabigoteddevoteeof
  theoldschool,andprideshimselfuponkeepingupsomethingofold
  Englishhospitality。Heisatolerablespecimenofwhatyouwill
  rarelymeetwithnowadaysinitspurity,theoldEnglishcountry
  gentleman;forourmenoffortunespendsomuchoftheirtimeintown,
  andfashioniscarriedsomuchintothecountry,thatthestrong
  richpeculiaritiesofancientrurallifearealmostpolishedaway。
  Myfather,however,fromearlyyears,tookhonestPeacham*forhis
  text—book,insteadofChesterfield;hedeterminedinhisownmind,
  thattherewasnoconditionmoretrulyhonorableandenviablethan
  thatofacountrygentlemanonhispaternallands,andtherefore
  passesthewholeofhistimeonhisestate。Heisastrenuousadvocate
  fortherevivaloftheoldruralgamesandholidayobservances,andis
  deeplyreadinthewriters,ancientandmodern,whohavetreatedon
  thesubject。Indeedhisfavoriterangeofreadingisamongtheauthors
  whoflourishedatleasttwocenturiessince;who,heinsists,wrote
  andthoughtmoreliketrueEnglishmenthananyoftheirsuccessors。He
  evenregretssometimesthathehadnotbeenbornafewcenturies
  earlier,whenEnglandwasitself,andhaditspeculiarmannersand
  customs。Ashelivesatsomedistancefromthemainroad,inrather
  alonelypartofthecountry,withoutanyrivalgentrynearhim,he
  hasthatmostenviableofallblessingstoanEnglishman,an
  opportunityofindulgingthebentofhisownhumorwithout
  molestation。Beingrepresentativeoftheoldestfamilyinthe
  neighborhood,andagreatpartofthepeasantrybeinghistenants,
  heismuchlookedupto,and,ingeneral,isknownsimplybythe
  appellationof’TheSquire;’atitlewhichhasbeenaccordedtothe
  headofthefamilysincetimeimmemorial。Ithinkitbesttogive
  youthesehintsaboutmyworthyoldfather,toprepareyouforany
  eccentricitiesthatmightotherwiseappearabsurd。"*Peacham’scompleteGentleman,1622。
  Wehadpassedforsometimealongthewallofapark,andat
  lengththechaisestoppedatthegate。Itwasinaheavymagnificent
  oldstyle,ofironbars,fancifullywroughtattopintoflourishesand
  flowers。Thehugesquarecolumnsthatsupportedthegatewere
  surmountedbythefamilycrest。Closeadjoiningwastheporter’s
  lodge,shelteredunderdarkfir—trees,andalmostburiedinshrubbery。
  Thepostboyrangalargeporter’sbell,whichresoundedthrough
  thestillfrostyair,andwasansweredbythedistantbarkingofdogs,
  withwhichthemansion—houseseemedgarrisoned。Anoldwoman
  immediatelyappearedatthegate。Asthemoonlightfellstrongly
  uponher,Ihadafullviewofalittleprimitivedame,dressedvery
  muchintheantiquetaste,withaneatkerchiefandstomacher,andher
  silverhairpeepingfromunderacapofsnowywhiteness。Shecame
  courtesyingforth,withmanyexpressionsofsimplejoyatseeingher
  youngmaster。Herhusband,itseemed,wasupatthehousekeeping
  Christmaseveintheservants’hall;theycouldnotdowithouthim,as
  hewasthebesthandatasongandstoryinthehousehold。
  Myfriendproposedthatweshouldalightandwalkthroughthepark
  tothehall,whichwasatnogreatdistance,whilethechaiseshould
  followon。Ourroadwoundthroughanobleavenueoftrees,amongthe
  nakedbranchesofwhichthemoonglittered,assherolledthrough
  thedeepvaultofacloudlesssky。Thelawnbeyondwassheetedwith
  aslightcoveringofsnow,whichhereandtheresparkledasthe
  moonbeamscaughtafrostycrystal;andatadistancemightbeseena
  thintransparentvapor,stealingupfromthelowgroundsand
  threateninggraduallytoshroudthelandscape。
  Mycompanionlookedaroundhimwithtransport:—"Howoften,"said
  he,"haveIscamperedupthisavenue,onreturninghomeonschool
  vacations!HowoftenhaveIplayedunderthesetreeswhenaboy!I
  feeladegreeoffilialreverenceforthem,aswelookuptothosewho
  havecherishedusinchildhood。Myfatherwasalwaysscrupulousin
  exactingourholidays,andhavingusaroundhimonfamilyfestivals。
  Heusedtodirectandsuperintendourgameswiththestrictnessthat
  someparentsdothestudiesoftheirchildren。Hewasvery
  particularthatweshouldplaytheoldEnglishgamesaccordingto
  theiroriginalform;andconsultedoldbooksforprecedentand
  authorityforevery’merriedisport;’yetIassureyouthereneverwas
  pedantrysodelightful。Itwasthepolicyofthegoodoldgentlemanto
  makehischildrenfeelthathomewasthehappiestplaceinthe
  world;andIvaluethisdelicioushome—feelingasoneofthe
  choicestgiftsaparentcouldbestow。"
  Wewereinterruptedbytheclamorofatroopofdogsofallsorts
  andsizes,"mongrel,puppy,whelpandhound,andcursoflow
  degree,"that,disturbedbytheringoftheporter’sbellandthe
  rattlingofthechaise,camebounding,open—mouthed,acrossthelawn。
  "—Thelittledogsandall,
  Tray,Blanch,andSweetheart,see,theybarkatme!"
  criedBracebridge,laughing。Atthesoundofhisvoice,thebarkwas
  changedintoayelpofdelight,andinamomenthewassurrounded
  andalmostoverpoweredbythecaressesofthefaithfulanimals。
  Wehadnowcomeinfullviewoftheoldfamilymansion,partly
  thrownindeepshadow,andpartlylitupbythecoldmoonshine。Itwas
  anirregularbuilding,ofsomemagnitude,andseemedtobeofthe
  architectureofdifferentperiods。Onewingwasevidentlyvery
  ancient,withheavystone—shaftedbowwindowsjuttingoutand
  overrunwithivy,fromamongthefoliageofwhichthesmall
  diamond—shapedpanesofglassglitteredwiththemoonbeams。Therest
  ofthehousewasintheFrenchtasteofCharlestheSecond’stime,
  havingbeenrepairedandaltered,asmyfriendtoldme,byoneof
  hisancestors,whoreturnedwiththatmonarchattheRestoration。
  Thegroundsaboutthehousewerelaidoutintheoldformalmanner
  ofartificialflower—beds,clippedshrubberies,raisedterraces,and
  heavystonebalustrades,ornamentedwithurns,aleadenstatueortwo,
  andajetofwater。Theoldgentleman,Iwastold,wasextremely
  carefultopreservethisobsoletefineryinallitsoriginalstate。He
  admiredthisfashioningardening;ithadanairofmagnificence,
  wascourtlyandnoble,andbefittinggoodoldfamilystyle。The
  boastedimitationofnatureinmoderngardeninghadsprungupwith
  modernrepublicannotions,butdidnotsuitamonarchical
  government;itsmackedofthelevellingsystem—Icouldnothelp
  smilingatthisintroductionofpoliticsintogardening,thoughI
  expressedsomeapprehensionthatIshouldfindtheoldgentleman
  ratherintolerantinhiscreed。—Frankassuredme,however,thatit
  wasalmosttheonlyinstanceinwhichhehadeverheardhisfather
  meddlewithpolitics;andhebelievedthathehadgotthisnotionfrom
  amemberofparliamentwhooncepassedafewweekswithhim。The
  squirewasgladofanyargumenttodefendhisclippedyew—treesand
  formalterraces,whichhadbeenoccasionallyattackedbymodern
  landscapegardeners。
  Asweapproachedthehouse,weheardthesoundofmusic,andnowand
  thenaburstoflaughter,fromoneendofthebuilding。This,
  Bracebridgesaid,mustproceedfromtheservants’hall,wherea
  greatdealofrevelrywaspermitted,andevenencouragedbythe
  squire,throughoutthetwelvedaysofChristmas,providedevery
  thingwasdoneconformablytoancientusage。Herewerekeptuptheold
  gamesofhoodmanblind,shoethewildmare,hotcockles,stealthe
  whiteloaf,bobapple,andsnapdragon:theYuleclogandChristmas
  candlewereregularlyburnt,andthemistletoe,withitswhite
  berries,hungup,totheimminentperilofalltheprettyhousemaids。*
  *Themistletoeisstillhungupinfarmhousesandkitchensat
  Christmas;andtheyoungmenhavetheprivilegeofkissingthegirls
  underit,pluckingeachtimeaberryfromthebush。Whentheberries
  areallplucked,theprivilegeceases。
  Sointentweretheservantsupontheirsportsthatwehadtoring
  repeatedlybeforewecouldmakeourselvesheard。Onourarrival
  beingannounced,thesquirecameouttoreceiveus,accompaniedbyhis
  twoothersons;oneayoungofficerinthearmy,homeonleaveof
  absence;theotheranOxonian,justfromtheuniversity。Thesquire
  wasafinehealthy—lookingoldgentleman,withsilverhaircurling
  lightlyroundanopenfloridcountenance;inwhichthe
  physiognomist,withtheadvantage,likemyself,ofaprevioushint
  ortwo,mightdiscoverasingularmixtureofwhimandbenevolence。
  Thefamilymeetingwaswarmandaffectionate:astheeveningwasfar
  advanced,thesquirewouldnotpermitustochangeourtravelling
  dresses,butusheredusatoncetothecompany,whichwasassembledin
  alargeold—fashionedhall。Itwascomposedofdifferentbranchesofa
  numerousfamilyconnection,wherethereweretheusualproportionof
  oldunclesandaunts,comfortablemarrieddames,superannuated
  spinsters,bloomingcountrycousins,half—fledgedstriplings,and
  bright—eyedboarding—schoolhoydens。Theywerevariouslyoccupied;
  someataroundgameofcards;othersconversingaroundthefireplace;
  atoneendofthehallwasagroupoftheyoungfolks,somenearly
  grownup,othersofamoretenderandbuddingage,fullyengrossed
  byamerrygame;andaprofusionofwoodenhorses,pennytrumpets,and
  tattereddolls,aboutthefloor,showedtracesofatroopoflittle
  fairybeings,who,havingfrolickedthroughahappyday,hadbeen
  carriedofftoslumberthroughapeacefulnight。
  WhilethemutualgreetingsweregoingonbetweenyoungBracebridge
  andhisrelatives,Ihadtimetoscantheapartment。Ihavecalled
  itahall,forsoithadcertainlybeeninoldtimes,andthesquire
  hadevidentlyendeavoredtorestoreittosomethingofitsprimitive
  state。Overtheheavyprojectingfireplacewassuspendedapicture
  ofawarriorinarmor,standingbyawhitehorse,andonthe
  oppositewallhungahelmet,buckler,andlance。Atoneendan
  enormouspairofantlerswereinsertedinthewall,thebranches
  servingashooksonwhichtosuspendhats,whips,andspurs;andin
  thecornersoftheapartmentwerefowling—pieces,fishing—rods,and
  othersportingimplements。Thefurniturewasofthecumbrous
  workmanshipofformerdays,thoughsomearticlesofmodernconvenience
  hadbeenadded,andtheoakenfloorhadbeencarpeted;sothatthe
  wholepresentedanoddmixtureofparlorandhall。
  Thegratehadbeenremovedfromthewideoverwhelmingfireplace,
  tomakewayforafireofwood,inthemidstofwhichwasan
  enormouslogglowingandblazing,andsendingforthavastvolumeof
  lightandheat:thisIunderstoodwastheYuleclog,whichthe
  squirewasparticularinhavingbroughtinandilluminedona
  Christmaseve,accordingtoanancientcustom。*
  *TheYuleclogisagreatlogofwood,sometimestherootofa
  tree,broughtintothehousewithgreatceremony,onChristmaseve,
  laidinthefireplace,andlightedwiththebrandoflastyear’sclog。
  Whileitlasted,therewasgreatdrinking,singing,andtellingof
  tales。SometimesitwasaccompaniedbyChristmascandles;butinthe
  cottagestheonlylightwasfromtheruddyblazeofthegreatwood
  fire。TheYuleclogwastoburnallnight;ifitwentout,itwas
  consideredasignofillluck。
  Herrickmentionsitinoneofhissongs:—
  Come,bringwithanoise,
  Mymerrie,merrieboyes,
  TheChristmaslogtothefiring;
  Whilemygooddame,she
  Bidsyeallbefree,
  Anddrinktoyourheartsdesiring。
  TheYuleclogisstillburntinmanyfarmhousesandkitchensin
  England,particularlyinthenorth,andthereareseveral
  superstitionsconnectedwithitamongthepeasantry。Ifasquinting
  personcometothehousewhileitisburning,oraperson
  barefooted,itisconsideredanillomen。Thebrandremainingfromthe
  Yuleclogiscarefullyputawaytolightthenextyear’sChristmas
  fire。
  Itwasreallydelightfultoseetheoldsquireseatedinhis
  hereditaryelbowchair,bythehospitablefiresideofhisancestors,
  andlookingaroundhimlikethesunofasystem,beamingwarmthand
  gladnesstoeveryheart。Eventheverydogthatlaystretchedathis
  feet,ashelazilyshiftedhispositionandyawned,wouldlook
  fondlyupinhismaster’sface,waghistailagainstthefloor,and
  stretchhimselfagaintosleep,confidentofkindnessand
  protection。Thereisanemanationfromtheheartingenuine
  hospitalitywhichcannotbedescribed,butisimmediatelyfelt,and
  putsthestrangeratonceathisease。Ihadnotbeenseatedmany
  minutesbythecomfortablehearthoftheworthyoldcavalier,beforeI
  foundmyselfasmuchathomeasifIhadbeenoneofthefamily。
  Supperwasannouncedshortlyafterourarrival。Itwasservedup
  inaspaciousoakenchamber,thepanelsofwhichshonewithwax,and
  aroundwhichwereseveralfamilyportraitsdecoratedwithhollyand
  ivy。Besidestheaccustomedlights,twogreatwaxtapers,called
  Christmascandles,wreathedwithgreens,wereplacedona
  highly—polishedbeaufetamongthefamilyplate。Thetablewas
  abundantlyspreadwithsubstantialfare;butthesquiremadehis
  supperoffrumenty,adishmadeofwheatcakesboiledinmilk,with
  richspices,beingastandingdishinoldtimesforChristmaseve。
  Iwashappytofindmyoldfriend,mincedpie,intheretinueofthe
  feast;andfindinghimtobeperfectlyorthodox,andthatIneednot
  beashamedofmypredilection,Igreetedhimwithallthewarmth
  wherewithweusuallygreetanoldandverygenteelacquaintance。
  Themirthofthecompanywasgreatlypromotedbythehumorsofan
  eccentricpersonagewhomMr。Bracebridgealwaysaddressedwiththe
  quaintappellationofMasterSimon。Hewasatightbrisklittleman,
  withtheairofanarrantoldbachelor。Hisnosewasshapedlikethe
  billofaparrot;hisfaceslightlypittedwiththesmall—pox,with
  adryperpetualbloomonit,likeafrostbittenleafinautumn。Hehad
  aneyeofgreatquicknessandvivacity,withadrolleryandlurking
  waggeryofexpressionthatwasirresistible。Hewasevidentlythe
  witofthefamily,dealingverymuchinslyjokesandinuendoeswith
  theladies,andmakinginfinitemerrimentbyharpinguponold
  themes;which,unfortunately,myignoranceofthefamilychronicles
  didnotpermitmetoenjoy。Itseemedtobehisgreatdelightduring
  suppertokeepayounggirlnexthiminacontinualagonyofstifled
  laughter,inspiteofheraweofthereprovinglooksofhermother,
  whosatopposite。Indeed,hewastheidoloftheyoungerpartofthe
  company,wholaughedateverythinghesaidordid,andatevery
  turnofhiscountenance。Icouldnotwonderatit;forhemusthave
  beenamiracleofaccomplishmentsintheireyes。Hecouldimitate
  PunchandJudy;makeanoldwomanofhishand,withtheassistance
  ofaburntcorkandpocket—handkerchief;andcutanorangeintosucha
  ludicrouscaricature,thattheyoungfolkswerereadytodiewith
  laughing。