首页 >出版文学> The Rise of Roscoe Paine>第7章
  "Why,Colton。Hewasinhereyesterday。Openedwhathecalledahouseholdaccount;thatwashismainbusiness。Butheaskedaboutyou,alongwithit。"
  Thisexplainedsomethings。ItwasclearnowwhySmallhadappearedsointerested。"Oh!"Isaid。
  "Youbethedid。WantedtoknowifIknewyou,andwhatyouwere,andsoon。ItoldhimIknewyouprettywell。’Whatsortofafellowishe?Adamnfool?’heasked。Istrainedthetruthenoughtosayyouwereaprettygoodfellowandalongwaysfromthatkindofafool,accordingtomyreckoning。’Umph!’sayshe。’Isherich?’ItoldhimIguessedyouwan’tsorichthatyougotround—
  shoulderedluggingyourmoney。’Why?’saysI,gettingcurious。
  ’Haveyoumethim,Mr。Colton?Ifyouhaveyououghttohavesizedhimupyourself。Ialwaysheardyouwereaprettyfairjudge。’Helookedatmekindoffunny。’IthoughtIwas,’sayshe,’butyouseemtoraiseanewvarietydownhere。’ThenIguesshethoughthe’dsaidenough。Atanyrate,hewalkedoff。Whatdidyouandhesaytoeachother,Ros?"
  Ididnotanswerimmediately。WhenIdidtheanswerwasnon—
  committal。"Oh,wehadabusinessinterview,"Isaid。
  Henodded。"Well,"heobserved,"Isupposeit’syouraffairandnotmine。But,Itellyouthis,Ros:ifit’swhatIsupposeitis,it’llbeeverybody’saffairprettysoon。"
  "Youthinkso,doyou?"
  "Iknowso。Cap’nJed’safighterandheisonthewarpath。Thetwosidesareliningupalready。Whicheverwayyoudecideyou’llmakeenemies,ofcourse。"
  Ishruggedmyshoulders。Theprospectofenemies,moreorless,inDenboro,didnottroubleme。
  "Butyou’llhavetodecide,"hewenton,"whoyou’llsellto。"
  "Ornotsellatall,"Isuggested。
  "Canyouaffordtodothat?There’llbemoney——awholelotofmoney——inthisbeforeit’sover,ifIknowtheleadersonbothsides。You’vegotthewhip—hand。There’llbemoneyinit。Canyouaffordtoletitslip?"
  Ididnotanswer。Suddenlyhisexpressionchanged。Helookedhaggardandcare—worn。
  "BytheAlmighty,"hesaid,betweenhisteeth,andwithoutlookingatme,"IwishIhadyourchance。"
  "Why?"
  "Oh,nothing,nothing……How’syourmothernowadays?"
  Itoldhimthatmymotherwasmuchasusual,andwetalkedofvariousthings。
  "Bytheway,"hesaid,"I’vegotsomenewsforyou。Nothingsurprising。Iguessallhandshaveseenitcoming。I’mengagedtobemarried。"
  "Good!"saidI,withasmuchheartinessasIcouldanswer;marriagedidnotinterestme。"Congratulations,George。NellieDean,ofcourse。"
  "Yes。"
  "I’mgladforyou。Andforher。She’llmakeyouagoodwife,I’msure。"
  Hedrewalongbreath。"Yes,"hesaidslowly,"Nellie’sagoodgirl。"
  "Whenisthe——whatdotheycallit?thehappyeventtotakeplace?"
  "Inthefallsometime,ifallgoeswell。Ihopeitwill。"
  "Humph!Yes,Ishouldthinkyoumighthopeasmuchasthat。Whyshouldn’titgowell?"
  "Hey?Oh,ofcourseitwill!"Helaughedandrosefromhischairasseveralmencameintothebank。"I’llhavetoleaveyou,Ros,"
  hesaid。"There’sadirectors’meetingthismorning。They’recomingnow。"
  AsIpassedoutofthegateandthroughthegroupofdirectorsI
  noticedthattheyalsoregardedmewithinterest。Two,menfromneighboringtownswhomIscarcelyknew,whisperedtoeachother。
  CaptainElishaWarrenshookhandswithmeandinquiredconcerningMother。ThelastofthegroupwasCaptainJedediahDean,andhetouchedmeontheshoulder。
  "Ros,"hewhispered,"you’reallright。Understand?Isayyou’reallright。"
  "Thanks,"Ianswered,briefly。
  "Iheardaboutit,"hewhispered。"AsePeterssaidtheGrandPanjandrumwascrankyasasharkwiththetoothachealldayyesterday。Youmusttellmetheyarnwhenwegettogether。I
  missedyouwhenIcalledjustnow,butI’llbedownagainprettysoon。Youwon’tlosenothin’bythis。Solong。"
  AsIcamedownthebankstepsSimEldredgecalledacrosstheroad。
  "Good—by,Ros,"heshouted。"Comeinagainnexttimeyou’reupstreet。"
  InallmyperiodofresidenceinDenboroIhadneverbeforebeentreatedlikethis。Peoplehadneverbeforegoneoutoftheirwaytoshakehandswithme。Noonehadconsidereditworthwhiletoaskfavorsofme。SimandAlvinwerenottobetakenseriously,ofcourse,andbothwerelookingaftertheirownpocketbooks,buttheiractionswerestrawsprovingthewindtobeblowinginmydirection。Ithought,andsmiledscornfully,thatI,allatonce,seemedtohavebecomeapersonofsomeimportance。
  Butmyscornwasnotentirelysincere。Therewasacertaingratificationinthethought。Imightpretend——Ihadpretended——
  thatDenboroopinion,goodorbad,wasamatterofcompleteindifferencetome。Ihadassumedmyselfaphilosopher,towhom,intheconsciousnessofright,suchtrifleswereofnoconsequence。
  But,philosophyornot,thefactremainedthatIwaspleased。
  Peoplemightdislikeme——asthatloftyColtongirlandherfatherdislikedme,thoughtheycoulddislikemenomorethanIdidthem——
  butIcouldcompelthemtorespectme。Theyalreadymustthinkofmeasaman。Andsoon——asIwalkedhomethroughthewetgrass。
  Itwasallasfoolishandchildishandridiculousasitwellcouldbe。Ideservedwhatwascomingtome——andIgotit。
  For,asIcamedowntheLane,ImetOscar,thechauffeur,andacompanion,whomIjudgedtobeafellowservant——thecoachman,I
  learnedafterwards——walkinginthedirectionofthevillage。Therainhadceased,buttheyworenattyraincoatsandcapsandhadthecityairofsmartnesswhichIrecognizedandenvied,eveninthem。
  Thefootpathwasnarrow,buttheyapparentlyhadnointentionofsteppingtooneside,soImadewayforthem。Theywhisperedtogetherastheyapproachedandlookedatmecuriouslyaswepassed。AfewstepsfurtheronIheardthembothburstoutlaughing。Icaughtthewords,fromOscar,"foolRube"and"theoldman’llmakehimlook——"Iheardnomore,butasIturnedintothegroveIsawthembothlookingaftermewithbroadgrinsontheirfaces。
  Somebodyhassaidthatthereisnothinghardertobearthanthecontemptandridiculeofservants。Foronething,youcannotresentitwithoutalossofdignity,and,foranother,youmaybeperfectlysurethattheirsisbutthereflectionoftheiremployers’frameofmind。Thisencountershookmyself—satisfactionmorethanalittle。Itangeredme,butitdidmorethanthat;itbroughtbackthefeelingIhadwhenIlefttheColtonlibrary,thatmydefiancewasnot,afterall,takenseriously。ThatIwasregardedbyColtonasjustwhatOscarhadtermedme,a"foolRube。"WhenGeorgeTaylortoldmeofthegreatman’squestionsconcerningmyfoolishness,I
  acceptedthequestionasatributetomyindependence。NowIwasnotsosure。
  Dorindametmeatthedoor。
  "You’vehadtwocallers,"shesaid。
  "So?Whowerethey?"
  "Oneof’emwasCap’nJed。Hedrovedownjustafteryouleft。Hecometoseeyouaboutthatland,Ical’late。"
  "Oh,yes。Irememberhetoldmehemissedmethismorning。Sohecamehere?"
  "Um—hm。Himandmehadalittletalk。Heseemedtoknowconsider’bleaboutyourrumpuswithMr。Colton。"
  "Howdidheknow?"
  "Hewouldn’tsay,butIwouldn’twonderifhegotalotfromAsePeters。Aseandheareprettythick;he’sgotamortgageonAse’shouse,youknow。AndAse,bein’ashe’sdoin’thecarpenterin’
  overtoColton’s,hearsalotfromtheservants,Is’poselikely。
  Leastways,iftheydon’ttellalltheirbosses’affairsthey’reanewbreedofhiredhelp,that’sallI’vegottosay。Cap’nJedsaysMr。Coltoncal’latesyou’reafool。"
  "Yes。SoI’veheard。WhatdidtheCaptainsaytothat?"
  "Seemedtothink’twasaprettygoodjoke。Hesaidhedidn’tcarehowbigafoolyouwassolong’syouwasfeeble—mindedontherightside。"
  Sothereitwasagain。Myimaginedimportanceintheeyesofthetownspeoplesimmereddowntoaboutthat。Iwasanimbecile,buttheymustpretendtobelievemesomethingelsebecauseIownedsomethingtheywanted。Well,Istillownedit。
  "Ofcourse,"continuedDorinda,"Ididn’ttellhimyouwasfiggerin’nottosellthelandatall。IfIhad,Is’posehe’dhavethought——"
  Shestoppedshort。
  "Yousupposewhat?"Iasked。
  "Oh,nothin’。"
  Shehadsaidenough。Icouldguesstherest。Iwalkedtothewindowandstood,lookingout。Thecloudswerebreakingand,asI
  stoodthere,arayofsunlightstreamedthroughariftandstruckthebayjustatthespotwherethedingyhadgrounded。Theshallowwaterabovetheflatflashedintofire。Iamnotsuperstitious,asageneralthing,butthesightcomfortedme。Itseemedlikeanomen。Therewastheonebrightspotintheoutlook。There,atleast,Ihadnotbehavedlikea"foolRube。"ThereIhadcompelledrespectandbeentakenseriously。
  Dorindaspokeagain。
  "Youain’taskedwhoyourothercallerwas,"sheobserved。
  "Wasthereanother?"
  "Um—hm。Itoldyoutherewastwo。AfterCap’nJedleftthatchauffeurfellerfromthebighousecomehere。Hefetchedanoteforyou。Here’tis。"
  Itookthenote。Itwasaddressedtomeinaman’shandwriting,notthatof"BigJim"Colton。Iopenedtheenvelopeandread:
  RoscoePaine。
  Sir:Theenclosedisinpaymentforyourwork。Noreceiptisnecessary。
  Yourstruly,B。VICTORCARVER。
  The"enclosed"wasafive—dollarbill。
  Istoodstaringatthenote。ThenIbegantolaugh。
  "What’sthejoke?"askedDorinda,whohadnottakenhereyesfrommyface。
  "This,"saidI,handingherthemoney。Shelookedatitinastonishment。
  "Um—hm,"shesaid,drily。"Well,I——well,afive—dollarbillmaybeajoketoyou,but_I_ain’tfamiliarenoughwithonetolaughatit。Youdon’tlaughasif’twasawfulfunny,either。Who’sthejokeon?"
  "It’sonme,justnow。
  "Um—hm。I’dbewillin’tobejokedtentimesaday,atthatprice。
  AndI’dundertaketolaughheartierthanyou’redoin’,too。What’sitfor?themoney,Imean。"
  "It’sforsome’work’Ididyesterday。"
  Shewasmoreastonishedthanever。
  "Work!You?"sheexclaimed。
  "Yes。Butdon’tworry;Ishan’tdoitagain。"
  "Land!THATwouldn’tworryme。Whatsortofworkwasit?"
  "Oh,I——Ipickedupsomethingadriftinthebay。"
  "Um—hm。Isee。Somethin’belongin’totheColtons,Is’poselikely。Whywon’tyoudoitagain?Ain’ttheypaidyouenough?"
  AgainIlaughed。"Theyhavepaidmetoomuch,"Isaid,bitterly。
  "WhatIpickedupwasn’tworththemoney。"
  CHAPTERVII
  Andthat,intheend,wastheanswerIsenttoCarverwithhisfivedollars。Ispentanhourinmyroomtryingtocomposeandwriteasarcasticreplytohisnote,butIfinallygaveitup。ThenIputthemoneyinanenvelope,addressedthelatter,andsentittothebighousebyLute。Lutewasdelightedwiththeerrand。
  "You’llexplaintoDorindy,willyou?"heasked。"Shecal’latesI’mgoin’tocleanthehenhouse。ButIcandothatsomeothertime。"
  "Youcan——yes。"
  "Doyouknow——"Luteleanedagainsttheclothespostandpreparedtophilosophize。"Doyouknow,"heobserved,"thatIdon’ttakenostockincleanin’henhousesandsuch?"
  "Don’tyou?I’msurprised。"
  "You’resurprised’causeyouain’tthoughtitout。That’smyway;
  Ialwaysthinkthingsout。Mostfolksareselfish。Theywanttodowhattheywanttodo,andtheywantotherstowantthesamething。Iftheothersdon’twantit,thentheyliketomake’emhaveit;anyhow。Dorindyiscrazyoncleanin’。Shewouldn’tliveinadirtyhousenomore’nshe’dliveinalobsterpot。It’sthewayshe’smade。Butahenain’tmadethatway。AhenLIKESdirt;
  shescratchesinitanddigsholesinittowallerin,andheavesitoverherselfalldaylong。IfyouleftittothehenswouldTHEYcleantheirhouse?Iguessnot!So,Isaywhat’stheuseofcruelizin’’embymakin’’emlivecleanwhentheydon’twantto?
  I——"
  "Waitaminute,"Iinterrupted。"Lute,you’rewastingyourbreath。
  ItisDorindayoushouldexplainallthisto,nottome。Andyou’rewastingmytime。IwantyoutotakethatenvelopetoMr。
  Carver;andIwantyoutogonow。"
  "Well,I’mgoin’,ain’tI?Iwasonlyjustsayin’——"
  "Sayitwhenyoucomeback。AndifMr。CarverasksyouwhyIsentthatenvelopetohimbesureandgivehimthemessageIgaveyou。
  Doyourememberit?"
  "Sartin。Thatwhatyoudonewan’twuthsomuch。"
  "Notexactly。ThatwhatIsavedwasn’tworthit。"
  "Allright。I’llremember。Butwhatdidyousave,Ros?Dorindysays’twassomethin’youfoundafloatinthebay。Ifitwassomethin’belongin’tothemColtonsI’dhavetookthemoney,nomatterwhatthethingwaswuth。Theycanaffordtopayand,ifI
  wasyou,I’dtakethereward。"
  "Ihavemyreward。Nowgo。"
  IhadmyrewardandIbelieveditworthmuchmorethanfivedollars。Ihadlearnedmylesson。IknewnowexactlyhowIwasregardedbytheoccupantsofthebighouseandbythetownspeopleaswell。Ishouldcherishnomoreillusionsastomyimportanceintheireyes。Imeanttobereallyindependentfromthattimeon。I
  didnotcare——reallydidnotcare——foranythingoranybodyoutsidemyimmediatehousehold。IwasbackinthepositionIhadoccupiedforyears,butwithonedifference:Ihadanambitionnow。ItwastomakebothsidesintheShoreLanecontroversyrealizethatGeorgeTaylorwasrightwhenhesaidIhadthewhip—hand。BytheAlmighty,theyshoulddancewhenIcrackedthatwhip!
  Myfirstopportunitytocrackitcameadayortwolater,whenCaptainDeancalleduponme。Hehadadefinitepropositiontomake,althoughhisYankeeshrewdnessandcautionpreventedhismakingituntilhehaddiscussedtheweatherandotherunimportanttrifles。Thenheleanedagainsttheedgeofmywork—bench——wewereintheboathouse——andbegantobeatuptowindwardofhisproposal。
  "Ros,"hesaid,"yourememberItoldyouyouwasallright,whenI
  metyouatthebankt’otherday。"
  "Iremember,"Ianswered。
  "Yes。Well,Ical’lateyouknowwhatImeantbythat。"
  Ididnotpretendignoranceofhismeaning。
  "Ipresume,"Ireplied,"thatyoumeantIwasrightinnotsellingthatstripoflandtoMr。Colton。"
  "That’swhatImeant。YoukeptyourpromisetomeandIshan’tforgetit。Northetownwon’tforgetit,neither。Wouldyoumindtellin’mejustwhathappenedbetweenyouandHisMajesty?"
  "Notatall。HesaidhewantedtobuytheShoreLanestripandI
  refusedtosellittohim。HesaidIwascrazyandaninfernalrobberandItoldhimtogotothedevil。"
  "WHAT!youdidn’t!"
  "Idid。"
  CaptainJedslappedhiskneeandshoutedindelight。Heinsistedonshakinghandswithme。
  "Bythegreatandeverlastin’!"hedeclared,betweenlaughs,"you’reallright,RosPaine!IsaidyouwasandnowI’llsweartoit。ToldoldColtontogotothedevil!Ifthatain’t——oh,IwishI’dbeenthere!"
  Iwentonsand—paperingavalveplug。Hewalkedupanddownthefloor,chuckling。
  "Well,"hesaid,atlast,"you’vemadeyourselfsolidinDenboro,anyhow。AndItoldyouyoushouldn’tlosenothin’byit。TheSelectmenheldameetin’lastnightandtheyfeel,sameasme,thatthatShoreLaneshan’tbeshutoff。Youunderstandwhatthatmeanstoyou,don’tyou?"
  Ilookedathim,coolly。
  "No,"Ianswered。
  "Youdon’t!Itmeansthetown’sdecidedtobuythatstripoflandofyours。Definitelydecided,practicallyspeakin’。Nowwhat’llyousellittousfor?"
  Iputdownthevalveplug。"Captain,"saidI,"thatlandisnotforsale。"
  "NotforSALE?Whatdoyoumeanbythat?"
  "ImeanthatIhavedecidednottosellit,forthepresent,atleast。NeithertoColtonnoranyoneelse。"
  Hecouldnotbelieveit。OfcourseIwouldnotsellittoColton。
  Coltonwasastuck—up,selfishcityaristocratwhothoughtallcreationoughttobelongtohim。Butthetownwasdifferent。DidIrealizethatitwasthetownIlivedinthatwasaskingtobuynow?ThetownofwhichIwasacitizen?Thinkofwhatthetownhaddoneforme。
  "Verywell,"Ianswered。"I’mwillingtothink。Whathasitdoneforme?"
  Ithad——ithad——well,ithaddoneawholelot。AsacitizenofthattownIowedita——a——
  "Lookhere,CaptainDean,"Iinterrupted,"there’snouseinourarguingthematter。Ihavedecidednottosell。"
  "Don’ttalksofoolish。Courseyou’llsellifyougetmoneyenough。"
  "SoColtonsaid,butIshan’t。"
  "Ros,Iain’tgotanyauthoritytodoit,butIshouldn’twonderifIcouldgetyouthreehundreddollarsforthatstrip。"
  "Itisn’taquestionofprice。"
  "Rubbish!Anything’saquestionofprice。"
  "Thisisn’t。IfitwasIprobablyshouldhaveacceptedMr。Colton’sofferofsixhundredandfifty。"
  "Sixhun——!Doyoumeantosayheofferedyousixhundredandfiftydollarsforthatlittlemiteofland,andyounevertookhimup?"
  "Yes。"
  "Well,youmustbea……Humph!Sixhundredandfifty!Thetowncan’tmeetnosuchbidasthat,ofcourse。"
  "Idon’texpectitto。"
  Heregardedmeinsilence。Hewaschagrinedandangry;hisfloridfacewasredderthanever;but,morethanall,hewaspuzzled。
  "Well,"heobserved,afteramoment,"thisbeatsme,thisdoes!
  Lasttimewetalkedyouwaswillin’toconsidersellin’。What’schangedyou?What’sthereasonyouwon’tsell?Whatbusinessreasonhaveyougotfornotdoin’it?"
  Ihadnobusinessreasonatall。ExceptforMother’scounselnottosell,whichwasbaseduponsentimentandnothingelse,andmyownstubbornness,Ihadnoreasonatall。YetIwas,ifanything,morefirminmyresolve。
  "HowabouttheLane?"hedemanded。"YouknowwhatthatLanemeanstoDenboro?"
  "Iknowwhatyousayitmeans。ThetownspeoplecancontinuetousetheLane,justastheyalwayshave,solongastheybehavethemselves。Thereisnouseofourtalkingfurther,Captain。I’vemadeupmymind。"
  Hewentaway,soonafter,butheaskedanotherquestion。
  "Willyoudothismuchforme?"heasked。"WillyoupromisemenottosellthelandtoColton?"
  "No,"Isaid,"Iwillmakenopromiseofanykind,toanybody。"
  "Oh,"withascornfulsniff,"Isee。I’montoyou。You’rejusthangin’outforabigprice。Imighthaveknownit。You’reonColton’sside,afterall。"
  Irose。Iwasangrynow。
  "Itoldyoupricehadnothingtodowithit,"Isaid,sharply。"I
  amonnoone’sside。ThetowniswelcometousetheLane;thatI
  havetoldyoualready。Thereisnothingmoretobesaid。"
  Heshookhishead。
  "Idon’tmakemanymistakes,"heobserved,slowly;"butIguessI’vemadeone。You’reawholelotdeeper’nIthoughtyouwas。"
  Somuchfortheproletariat。Iheardfromtheplutocratsnextday。
  SimEldredgedroppedinonme。AftermuchwrigglingaboutthebushheintimatedthatheknewofCaptainJedediah’scallandwhathadtakenplace。
  "Youdonejustright,Ros,"hewhispered。HehadahabitofwhisperingastheCaptainhadofshouting。"Youdonejustright。
  Keep’emguessin’;keepemguessin’。Jed’sallupsot。Hedon’tknowwhetherhe’skeeldownoronhisbeamends。He’llbemakin’ahigherbidprettysoon。Say,"withawink,"IseeColtonlastnight。"
  "Didyou?"
  "Yup。Oh,Igivehimajolt。Ihintedthatthetownhadmadeyouafineofferandyouwasconsiderin’it。"
  "Whatdidyoudothatfor?Whogaveyoutherightto——"
  "Sshh!Don’tholler。Somebodymightbelistenin’。Icomethroughthewoodsandroundthebeachso’sIwouldn’tbeseen。Whatdoyous’poseColtonsaid?"
  "Idon’tcarewhathesaid。"
  "YouwillwhenItellyou。Heasmuchasofferedathousanddollarsforthatland。Mycrimps!athousand!thinkofthat!I
  presumelikelyyouwouldn’ttakethat,wouldyou,Ros?"
  "Sim,I’lltellyou,asItoldCaptainJed,thatlandisnotforsale。"
  Itriedtomakethatstatementfirmandsharpenoughtopenetrateevenhiswoodenhead;buthemerelywinkedagain。
  "Allright,"hewhispered,hastily,"allright。Iguessperhapsyou’recorrectinhangin’on。Still,athousandisalotofmoney,evenafteryoutakeoutmylittlecommission。Butyouknowbest。
  Youputyourtrustinme。I’llkeepherjumpin’。Iunderstand。
  Good—by。"
  Hewentouthurriedly,and,thoughIshoutedafterhim,heonlywavedandduckedbehindabeach—plumbush。Hedidnotbelievemeseriousinmyrefusaltosell;neitherdidDean,orColton,or,apparently,anyoneelse。Theyallthoughtmemerelyshrewd,asharptraderdrivingahardbargain,astheywouldhavedoneinmyplace。Theymightthinkso,iftheywished;Ishouldnotexplain。
  Asamatteroffact,Icouldnothaveexplainedmyattitude,eventomyself。
  Yetthisveryattitudemadeadifference,aperceptibledifference,inmypositioninDenboro。InoticediteachtimeIwentuptothevillage。Isawthegroupsatthepost—officeandatthedepotturntowatchmeasIapproachedandasIwentaway。CaptainJedediahdidnotmentiontheLaneagain——atleastforsometime——buthealwayshailedmecordiallywhenwemetandseemedanxioustobeseeninmycompany。Eldredge,ofcourse,waseffusive;sowasAlvinBaker。Andotherpeople,citizensofconsequenceinthetown,whohadheretoforemerelybowed,nowstoppedtospeakwithmeonthestreet。MembersofthesewingcirclecalledonMothermorefrequently,andMatildaDean,CaptainJed’swife,cameregularlyonceaweek。SometimesshesawMotherandsometimesshedidnot,dependinguponDorinda’sstateofmindatthetime。
  Lute,alwaysasortofsocialbarometer,noticedthechangeintheweather。
  "Everybody’stalkin’aboutyou,Ros,"hedeclared。"Theycal’lateyou’reaprettysmartfeller。Theydon’tjustunderstandwhatyou’reupto,buttheythinkyou’reprettysmart。"
  "No?"Icommented,ironically。"Lute,youastonishme。WhyamI
  smart?"
  "Well,theydon’tknowexactly,buttheycal’lateyoumustbe。Oh,Ihearthings。Cap’nJedsaidt’othernightyou’dmakeaprettygoodSelectman。"
  "_I_would?ASelectman?"
  "Yup。Heasmuchashintedthattome;wonderedifyou’dtakethenominationprovidedhecouldfixitforyou。SimEldredgeandAlvinandsomemoreallsaidthey’dvoteforyouiftheygotachance。AREyoufiggerin’tochargetollontheLane?"
  "Toll?Whatputthatideainyourhead?"
  "Nothin’,onlysomeofthefellerswonderedifyouwas。Yousee,youwon’tsell,andso——"