"IdidnottakeobservationsofVenusfirst,"answeredtheProphet,withacertainproudreserve。"Ibeganbyanexaminationinto’TheMilkyWay。’"
SirTiglathimpoundedanothercrumpet。
"Goon,youngman,"hecried。"Theoldastronomerlendethear。"
TheProphet,whofeltverymuchlikeanervousundergraduateundergoinga/viva—voce/examination,continued,——
"Ibecamedeeplyinterested,stronglyattractedbythe——theheavenlybodies。Theyfascinatedme。Icouldthinkofnothingelse。"
LadyEnid’sScottishlipstightenedalmostimperceptibly。
"Icouldtalkofnothingelse,"proceededtheProphet。"CouldI,grannie?"
"No,indeed,Hennessey,"assentedMrs。Merillia。"Allothertopicswerebanishedfromdiscussion。"
"All,"criedtheProphet,withincreasingfervourandlackofself—
consciousness。"Icouldnottearmyselffromthetelescope。Ilongedforaperpetualnightandfoundthedayalmostintolerablyirksome。"
SirTiglath’sbrick—redcountenancewasirradiatedwithasmilethatdidnotlackgeniality。
"Theoldastronomerlendethattentiveeartotheyoungman’sepic,"heroared,throughthecrumpet。"Heapproveththeyoungman’sadmirationfortheheavenlybodies。Goon。"
ButatthelastcommandtheProphetseemedsuddenlytojib。Thereservedexpressionreturnedtohisface。
"That’sall,SirTiglath,"hesaid。
TheastronomerandMrs。MerilliaagainexchangedaglancewhichwasnotunobservedbyLadyEnid。ThenSirTiglath,withanabruptandportentousgravity,exclaimedinthunderoustones,——
"Sir,areyouamanofscienceorhaveyouthebrainofacharlatanenclosedinthefleshyenvelopeofaconjurerandasinner?Doyoustudythenobleandbeautifulstarsfortheirownsakestofindoutwhattheyare,andwhattheyaredoing,whatistheirnatureandwhattheirplaceinthegreatscheme,ordoyoupeekandpryatthemthroughthekeyholeofacontemptiblecuriosityinordertodiscoverwhatyouthinktheycandoforyou,tosetyouonhigh,topuffyououtintoapersonageandcauseyoutobenoticedofthefoolishonesofthisworld?Whichareyou,sir,ayoungmanofpartswhosehandIcangraspfraternally,oraninsulterofplanets,sir,aPeepingTomuponthegloriousnudityofVenus,aPaulPrysquintingatthemysteriesofMercuryforanunholyand,whatismore,anidioticpurpose?Whatdoyouaskofthestars,sir?Telltheoldastronomerthat!"
TheProphetwasconsiderablytakenabackbythistirade,whichcausedthemanyornamentsintheprettyroomtotremble。Hegazedathisgrandmother,andfoundhernoddingapprovalofSirTiglath。HeglancedatLadyEnid。Shewasleaningbackinherchairandlookingamused,likeapersonatanentertainment。
"WhatdoIask,SirTiglath?"hemurmuredinsomeconfusion。
"Doyouaskaboutyourreverentgranddam’shallowedankles,sir?Doyouafflictthestarswithinquiriesaboutthestateoftheridiculousweather?Isthatit?"
TheProphetunderstoodthatMrs。Merilliahadbeenfrankwiththeastronomer。Hecastuponheraglanceofrespectfulreproach。
"Yes,Hennessey,"sheanswered,"Ihave。Mydearchild,Ithoughtitforthebest。Thispropheticbusinesswouldsoonhavebeenturningthehouseupsidedown,andatmyageI’mreallynotequaltolivingatclosequarterswithadeterminedyoungprophet。Todosowouldupsetthehabitsofalifetime。SoSirTiglathknowsallaboutit。"
Therewasamomentofsilence,whichwasbrokenbytheagreeablevoiceofLadyEnidsaying,——
"Allaboutwhat?Remember,please,thatI’mayoungwomanandthatallyoungwomenshareonequality。Allaboutwhat,please?"
Mrs。MerillialookedattheProphet。TheProphetlookedatSirTiglath,whowaggedhisgreatheadandcried,withrollingpathosandrebuke,——
"Oh—h—h—h!"
"Please——Mr。Vivian!"repeatedLadyEnid,withconsiderabledetermination。
"GranniemeansthatI——that——well,thatIhavebeenenabledbythestarstoforetellcertainfutureevents,"saidtheProphet,glancingratherfurtivelyatSirTiglathwhilehespoke,tonotetheeffectofthedesperatedeclaration。"
"Oh—h—h—h!"bellowedthedistressedastronomer,shakinglikeajellyinhiswrath。
"What?"criedLadyEnid,inanalmostpiercingvoice,andwithamannerthathadsuddenlybecomemostanimated。"What——likeMalkiel’s/Almanac/
does?"
ThisremarkhadaverystrikingeffectuponSirTiglath,aneffectindeedsostrikingthatitheldMrs。Merillia,LadyEnidandtheProphetinaconditionofparalyticexpectationforatleastthreeminutesbythegrandmother’sclockinthecornerofthedrawing—room。
Thevenerableastronomerwasalreadyverystoutinpersonandveryinflamedinappearance。Butatthispointinthediscoursehesuddenlybecamesoverymuchstouterandsoverymuchmoreinflamed,thathisaudienceofthreegazeduponhimratheraslittlechildrengazeupondoughwhichhasbeensetbythecookto"rise"andwhichisfulfillingitsmissionwithanunexpected,andindeedintemperate,vivacity。Theireyesgrewround,theirfeaturesrigid,theirhandstense,theirattitudesexpectant。Leaningforward,theystareduponSirTiglathwithanunwinkingfixityandpreternaturaldeterminationthatwasalmostentirelyinfantine。Andwhiletheydidsohecontinuedslowlytoexpandinsizeandtodeepenincolouruntilmortalityseemedtodropfromhim。Heceasedtobeamanandbecameaphenomenon,apurplethingthatjourneyedtowardssomeunutterableend,portentousasmarchingjudgment,tragicasfate,searchingasepidemic,andyetheavilypaintedandgenerallytouchedupbythebrushofsomehumorousdemon,suchaslaysabouthiminpreparationforChristmaspantomime,sworntoprovidethegiants’facesandtheogres’headsforDruryLane。
"Don’t!"atlastcriedayoungvoice。"Don’t,SirTiglath!"
Apealoflaughterfollowedtheremark,ofthatlaughterwhichisloudandyetentirelywithoutthesavinggraceofmerriment,ameresuddendemonstrationofhysteria。
"Oh,SirTiglath——don’t!"
Asecondlaughjoinedthefirstandrangupwithit,older,butalsohysterical——Mrs。Merillia’s。
"No,no——pleasedon’t,SirTig——Tig——"
Athirdlaughburstintothering,seemingtocompleteitfatally——theProphet’s。
"SirTiglath——forHeaven’ssake——don’t!"
Theadjurationcamefromatrioofchokedvoices,andmighthavegivenpauseeventoadescendingliftorotherinflexibleandblindmachine。
Butstilltheastronomergrewsteadilymoregiganticinpersonandmorelikethegodofwineinhue。Thethreevoicesfailed,andtheterrible,unitedlaughterwasjustuponthepointofbreakingforthagainwhenadiversionoccurred。Thedoorofthedrawing—roomwassoftlyopened,andMrs。FancyQuingletappeareduponthethreshold,holdinginherhandsanice—woolshawlforthecomfortofhermistress。Itchancedthatasthephenomenonoftheastronomerwasbaseduponalargeelbowchairexactlyfacingthedoorshewasinstantlyandfullyconfrontedbyit。
Shedidnotdroptheshawl,asanyordinarymaidwouldmostprobablyhavedone。Mrs。Fancywasnotofthatkidney。Shedidnoteventurntail,orgiveamonth’swarningorascream。Shewasofthosewomenwho,whentheymeettheinevitable,instinctivelyseemtorecognisethatitdemandscourageasamannerandtruthasagreeting。She,therefore,staredstraightatSirTiglath——muchasshestaredatMrs。
Merilliawhenshewasabouttoarrangethatlady’swigforanassembly——andremarkedinadecisive,thoughveryrespectful,toneofvoice,——
"Thegentleman’sabouttoburst,ma’am。Ican’tspeakdifferentnormeanother。"
Uponfindingtheirthoughtsthusdeftlygatheredupandwovenintoamoderatelygrammaticalsentence,Mrs。Merillia,LadyEnidandtheProphetexperiencedasenseofextraordinaryrelief,andnolongerfeltthesternnecessityoflaughing。ButthiswasnotthemiracleworkedbyMrs。Fancy。Hadshe,eventhen,restedsatisfiedwithheracumen,maintainedsilenceandawaitedtheimmediatefulfilmentofherprediction,whatmusthavehappenedcanhardlybeindoubt。Butshewasseizedbythatexcessofbraverywhichiscalledfoolhardiness,anddrivenbyittothatpeculiarandthoughtlessvehemenceofactionwhichsometimeswinsV。C。’sformenwho,inlaterdays,concealamazementunderthecherisheddecoration。Shesuddenlylaiddowntheice—woolshawluponaneighbouringsociable,walkeduptothephenomenonoftheastronomer,andremarkedtoitwithgreatdistinctness,——
"You’reabouttoburst,sir。Iknowit,sir,andIcan’tknowother。"
Atthispointthemiraclehappened,for,insteadofrespondingtothelady’s—maid’sappeal,andpromptlydisintegratingintohisrespectiveatoms,SirTiglathsuddenlybecamecomparativelysmallandcomparativelypale,satforward,waggedhisheadatMrs。Fancy,andrumbledoutinhisordinaryvoice,——
"Haveyouneverheardwhereliarsgoto,woman?Oh—h—h—h!"
Onfindingthatnothingofsupremehorrorwasabouttohappen,Mrs。
Fancy’scourage——asisthewayofwoman’scourage——forsookher,shebrokeintotears,andhadtobeimmediatelyledforthtotheservant’shallbytheProphet,exclaimingpersistentlywitheverysteptheytook,——
"Ican’thelpit,MasterHennessey。IsayagainasIsaidafore——thegentleman’sabouttoburst。Themthatknowsotherletthemdeclareit。"
"Yes,yes。It’sallright,Fancy,it’sallright。Weallagreewithyou。Now,now,youmustn’tcry。"
"Ican’t——know——other,MasterHennessey,nor——meandifferent。Ican’tindeed,MasterHennessey,Ican’t——knowother——nor——"
"No,no。Ofcoursenot。There,sitdownandcomposeyourself。"
Hegavethepoor,afflictedliartenderlyintothecareoftheupperhousemaid,andretracedhisstepsquicklytothedrawing—room。AsheentereditheheardSirTiglathsaying,——
"ThestarsintheircoursestremblewhentheaccursednameofMalkielismentioned,andtheoldastronomerisdissolvedinwrathatsoundoftheperniciousword。Oh—h—h—h!"
"There,Hennessey!"criedMrs。Merillia,turningswiftlytohergrandsonwithallhercapribandsfluttering。"YouhearwhatSirTiglathsays?"
"Ifthataccursednamebelongedtoanindividual,"continuedtheastronomer,wavinghishandsfranticallyoverthelastremainingcrumpet,"insteadofrepresentingasyndicateofruffianlyundergroundcriminals,theoldastronomer,wellstrickeninyearsthoughhebe,wouldhunthimoutofhishiding—placeandslayhimwithhisownfeebleandscientifichands。"
Sosaying,hegraspedthecrumpetasifithadbeenanassegai,andassailedhimselfwithitsoviolentlythatitentirelydisappeared。
"ButMalkielisan——"beganMrs。Merillia。
TheProphetstoppedherwithaglance,whosealmostterror—strickenauthoritysurprisedherintosilence。
"ButIthoughtMalkielwasaman,"criedLadyEnid,lookingtowardstheProphet。
"He——forIwillnotfoulmylipswiththeaccursedname——isnotaman,"
roaredSirTiglath。"Heisasyndicate。Heisacompany。Hemeetstogether,doubtless,insomelowdenofthecity。Hereadsreportstohimselfoftheill—gottengainsaccruingfromhisrepeatedinsultstotheheavensroundsomeabominabletablecoveredwithgreencloth。Hequotesthepricesofthesharesinhim,anddeclaresdividends,andcarriesbalancesforward,andsomedaywillwindhimselfuporcasthimselfanewuponthemercyofthemarket。PartofhimisprobablyJew,partSouthAfricanandpartAmerica。Thewholeofhimisthriceaccursed。"
Hebegantoexpandoncemore,butMrs。Merilliaperceivedthetendencyandcheckeditintime。
"Pray,SirTiglath,"shesaidalmostseverely,"don’t。WithmysprainedankleIamreallynotequaltoit。"
SirTiglathhadenoughchivalrytostop,andLadyEnidonceagainchippedin。
"But,really,I’malmostsureMalkielisa——"
ShecaughttheProphet’seye,asMrs。Merilliahad,andpaused。Heturnedtotheastronomer。
"Buthowcanacompanymakeitselfintoaprophet?"heasked。
"Youngman,youtalkidly!Whatarecompaniesformedforifnottomakeprofits?"retortedSirTiglath。"Everyoneisacompanynowadays。Don’tyouknowthat?Murchison,thefamouswriterofnovels,isacompany。
Jeremy,theactor—manager,isacompany。SoisBynionthequackdoctor,andtheRev。Mr。Kinnimerwhosuppliestractstotheupperclasses,andUptontheartist,whosepicturesmaketourslikeSarahBernhardt,andWatkins,whosephilosophysellsmorethanTupper’s,andCarolineJingo,whowriteswarpoemsandpatrioticodes。Ifyouweretoinvitethesesupposedsevenpersonstodinner,andallofthemcame,youwouldhavetolaycoversforatleastfiftyscoundrels。Oh—h—h—h!"
"Well,buthowareyousurethat——ahem——the/Almanac/personisalsoplural,SirTiglath?"inquiredMrs。Merillia。
"BecauseIsoughthimwiththefirmintentionofassaultandbatteryforfive—and—fortyyears,"returnedtheastronomer。"AndonlygaveupmyChristianquestwhenIwasassured,onexcellentauthority,thathewasacompany,andhadoriginallybeenformedintheUnitedStatesforthemakingofmoneyandthedefianceoftheheavenlybodies。Maybullsandbearsdestroyhim!"
"Well,it’sveryodd,"saidLadyEnid。"Veryoddindeed。"
AsshespokesheglancedattheProphetandmethiseyes。Therearemomentswhenthemereexpressioninanotherperson’seyesseemstoshoutarequestatone。TheexpressionintheProphet’seyesperformedthisfeatatthismoment,withsuchabruptvehemence,thatLadyEnidfeltalmostdeafened。Sheleanedbackinherchair,asifavoidingamissile,andexclaimed,——
"Ofcourse!AndIneverguessedit!"
"Guessedwhat,mydear?"inquiredMrs。Merillia。
"Why,that——he——it——wasacompany,"repliedLadyEnid。
TheProphetblessedandthankedherwithapiercingandsavedlook。
"NorI,"heassented,descendingintotheverymineofsubterfugeforhisrecentoath’ssake,"norI,orIshouldneverhavetakentheuselesstroublethatIhavetaken。
Hemanagedtosaythiswithsuchconvictionthathisgrandmother,who,inthepast,hadalwaysfoundhimtobetransparentlyhonestandsincere,wascarriedawaybythedeception。Shewrinkledherlongnose,aswasherhabitwhensincerelypleased,andcriedgaily,——
"Then,Hennessey,nowyou’veheardSirTiglath’sopinionofthepracticeoftryingtoturnthestarsintomoney—makers,andtheplanetsintooldgipsywomenwhotellfortunestosillyservantgirls,I’msureyou’llneverstudythemagain。Come,promiseme!"
TheProphetmadenoanswer。
"Hennessey,"criedhisgrandmother,withtenderpertinacity,"promiseme!SirTiglath,joinyourvoicetomine!"
SirTiglathhadbecomereallygrave,nottheatricallyserious。
"Youngman,"hesaid,"yourreveredgranddamasksofyouarighteousthing。Whoareyoutotriflewiththoseshiningworldsthatmakeabeautyofthenightandthatstireternityinthesoulofman?WhoareyoutoglueyourpinpointofahumaneyetoyondermachineandplaywiththestupendousJupiterandSaturnasachildplayswithmarblesorwithpeg—tops?Whoareyouthatthinksthoseglitteringmonstershavenothingtodobuttoinformyourpigmybrainofsnowfalls,streetaccidents,andlove—affairsprematurely,sothatyoumayflauntaboutyourpocket—handkerchiefofasquareplumingyourdwarfshipthatyouareaprophet?Fie,youngman,andagainfie!Bowtheknee,asIdo,tothemysteriesofthegreatuniversalscheme,insteadofbotheringthemtoturninformersand’giveaway’theknowledgewhichisdeliberatelyhiddenfromus。Showmeamanthatcanunderstandthepresentandyou’llhaveshownmeagod。Andyetyouknockatthegatesoftheheavensthroughthattelescopeandclamourtobetoldthefuture!Fieuponyou,youngman,fie!Oh—h—h—h!"
NowtheProphet,ashasbeenbeforeobserved,possessedaverysensitivenature。Hewasalsoverydevotedtohisgrandmother,andhadanextraordinaryreverencefortheworld—famedattainmentsofSirTiglathButt。Therefore,whenheheardMrs。Merillia’spleading,andtheastronomer’sweightydenunciation,hewasdeeplymoved。
Nevertheless,sostronglyhadrecenteventsappealedtohiscuriosity,soardentlydidhedesiretosearchintotherealityofhisownpeculiarpowers,thatitisverydoubtfulwhetherhemightnothavewithstoodboththebehestsofaffectionandofadmirationhaditnotbeenthattheytooktothemselvesanally,whoseforceisoneofthemovingspiritsoftheworld。Thisallywasfear。JustastheProphetwasbeginningtofeelobstinateandtosteelhimselftoresistance,herememberedthefierceandhorriblethreatsofMalkieltheSecond。Ifheshouldceasetoconcernhimselfwiththestars,ifheshouldceasetoprophesy,notaloneshouldherestorepeacetohisbelovedgrandmother,andpaythetributeofrespecttoSirTiglath,butheshoulddomore。
Heshouldpreservehisquickfrombeingsearchedandhiscorefrombeingprobed。Hismarrow,too,wouldberescuedfromthepiercingithadbeensodevoutlypromised。Thedread,bywhichhewasnowcompanioned——ofMalkiel,ofthatportentousandunseenladywhodweltbesidethesecretwatersoftheMouse,ofthoseimaginedoffshootsoftheprophetictree,CoronaandCapricornus——thiswoulddropaway。Hewouldbefreeoncemore,light—hearted,ahappyandmildlyintellectualmanofthetown,emergedfromthethrallofbogies,andfrombeneaththeyokewhichhealreadyfeltlaiduponhisshouldersbythoseaugustcreatureswhowerethecentreofthearchitecturalcircle。
AllthesethingssuddenlypresentedthemselvestotheProphet’smindwithextraordinaryvividnessandforce。Hisresolvewastakeninamoment,and,turningtohiseagergrandmotherandtothestillslightlyinflatedastronomer,heexclaimedwithoutfurtherhesitation,——
"Verywell。I’llgiveitup。Ipromiseyou。"
Mrs。Merilliaclappedhermittenstogetheralmostlikeagirl。
"Thankyou,SirTiglath,"shecried。"Iknewyouwouldpersuadethedearboy。"
Theastronomerbeamedliketherisingsun。
"Letthemorningstars——freedfrominsult——singtogether!"heroared。
TheProphetglancedtowardsLadyEnid。Shewaslookingalmostnarrowandnotatallpleased。She,andallherfamily,hadahabitofsuddenlyappearingthinnerthanusualwhentheywereputout。ThishabithaddescendedtothemfromaremoteHighlandancestor,whohadperishedofstarvationandbeenveryvexedaboutit。TheProphetfeltsurethatshedidnotapplaudhisresolution,buthecouldnotdiscussthematterwithherinpublic,andshenowgotup——lookingalmostlikeaskeleton——andsaidthatshemustgo。SirTiglathimmediatelyrolledupoutofhischairandroaredthathewouldaccompanyher。
"Theoldastronomerwillprotecttheinjudiciousyoungfemale,"heexclaimed,"lestshewanderforthintoaccursedplaces。"
"I’monlygoingtoHillStreet,"saidLadyEnid,rathersnappishly。
"Cometoseemeto—morrowatthree,"shewhisperedtotheProphetasshetookhishand。"Wemusthaveatalk。Don’ttellanybody!"
TheProphetnoddedsurreptitiously。Hefeltthatshewascurioustoherfinger—tipsashegentlypressedthem。
Whenheandhisgrandmotherwerealonetogetherherangthedrawing—
roombell。Mr。Ferdinandappeared。
"Mr。Ferdinand,"saidtheProphet,"kindlycallGustavustoyouraidandtakeawaythetelescope。"
"Sir!"saidMr。Ferdinandingreatastonishment。
"Takeawaythetelescope。"
"Certainly,sir。Whereshallweplaceit,sir?"
"Anywhere,"saidtheProphet。"Inthepantry——thesquare——inPiccadillyifyoulike——it’sallthesametome。"
And,unabletotrusthimselftosaymore,hehurriedalmosttumultuouslyfromtheroom。
"Here’sago,Gustavus,"remarkedMr。Ferdinandamomentlaterasheenteredtheservants’hall。
"Where,Mr。Ferdinand?"repliedGustavus,glancingupfromadishofteaandacoupleofWorthingshrimpswithwhichhewassolacinganidlemoment。
"Here,inthismansion,Gustavus。Meandyou’vegottotakethetelescopeoutofthedrawing—room,andMasterHennesseysaysifwewishwecanchuckitinPiccadilly。"
TheroundeyesofGustavusbrightened。
"Thatismywish,Mr。Ferdinand,"heexclaimed。"Here’salark!"
Hesprangup。ButMr。Ferdinandcheckedhisveryagreeablevivacity。
"Iamyourhead,Gustavus,"heremarked,withsevereambiguity,"andmasterhavingalsosaidthat,ifwewish,wecansettheinstrumentinthebutler’spantry,Ihavedecidedthatsoitshallmoreoverbe。Itwillbeveryusefultousthere。"
"Useful,Mr。Ferdinand!However——?"
"Nevermind,Gustavus,nevermind,"repliedMr。Ferdinandwithsomeacrimony。
Beingofadignifiednaturehedidnotcaretoexplaintoasubordinatethattherewasaverypleasant—lookingsecond—cookjustarrivedatthehouseoftheLordChancellorontheoppositesideofthesquare。
CHAPTERVII
THEDOUBLELIFEOFMISSMINERVA
Onthefollowingday,justastheProphetwasdrawingonanewpairofsuedeglovespreparatorytosettingouttoHillStreet,Gustavusenteredwithasilversalver。
"Atelegramforyou,sir,"hesaid。
TheProphettooktheblushingenvelope,rippeditgentlyopen,andreadasfollows:——
"Madameandselfmustconferwithyouthisafternoonwithoutfail。
Shallbewithyoufivesharp;mostimportant。
JUPITERSAGITTARIUS。"
GustavusnearlydroppedatsightofthewrinklesthatseamedtheProphet’susuallysmoothfaceashegraspedthefullmeaningofthisportentousmissive。
"Anyanswer,sir?"
Thewrinklesincreasedandmultiplied。
"Anyreply,sir?"
"What——no。"
Gustavusglidedinawell—trainedmannertowardsthedoor。WhenhegottheretheProphetcried,rathersharply,——
"Stopamoment!"
Gustavusstopped。