首页 >出版文学> The Lesser Bourgeoisie>第25章
  Rushingupthestaircasetwostepsatatime,thenowjoyouslovercommittedthechildishabsurdityoflockinghimselfin;then,havingsettledhimselfathiseasebeforehisdesk,andhavingbrokenthesealwithreligiouscare,hewasforcedtopresshishandonhisheart,whichseemedtoburstfromhisbosom,beforehecouldsummoncalmnesstoreadthefollowingletter:——
  DearMonsieur,——Idisappearforever,becausemyplayisplayedout。Ithankyouforhavingmadeitbothattractiveandeasy。BysettingagainstyoutheThuilliersandCollevilles(whoarefullyinformedofyoursentimentstowardsthem),andbyrelatinginamannermostmortifyingtotheirbourgeoisself—lovethetruereasonofyoursuddenandpitilessrupturewiththem,IamproudandhappytobelievethatIhavedoneyouasignalservice。Thegirldoesnotloveyou,andyoulovenothingbuttheeyesofher"dot";Ihavethereforesavedyoubothfromaspeciesofhell。
  But,inexchangeforthebrideyouhavesocurtlyrejected,anothercharminggirlisproposedtoyou;sheisricherandmorebeautifulthanMademoiselleColleville,and——tospeakofmyself——
  moreatlibertythanYourunworthyservant,Torna"ComtessedeGodollo。"
  P。S。Forfurtherinformationapply,withoutdelay,toMonsieurduPortail,householder,rueHonore—Chevalier,neartheruedelaCassette,quartierSaint—Sulpice,bywhomyouareexpected。
  Whenhehadreadthislettertheadvocateofthepoortookhisheadinhishands;hesawnothing,heardnothing,thoughtnothing;hewasannihilated。
  SeveraldayswerenecessarytolaPeyradebeforehecouldevenbegintorecoverfromthecrushingblowwhichhadstruckhimdown。Theshockwasterrible。Comingoutofthatgoldendreamwhichhadshownhimaperspectiveofthefutureinsosmilinganaspect,hefoundhimselffooledunderconditionsmostcrueltohisself—love,andtohispretensionstodepthandcleverness;irrevocablypartedfromtheThuilliers;saddledwithahopelessdebtoftwenty—fivethousandfrancstoMadameLambert,togetherwithanotheroftenthousandtoBrigitte,whichhisdignityrequiredhimtopaywiththeleastdelaypossible;and,worstofall,——tocompletehishumiliationandhissenseoffailure,——hefeltthathewasnotcuredofthepassionateemotionhehadfeltforthiswoman,theauthorofhisgreatdisaster,andtheinstrumentofhisruin。
  EitherthisDelilahwasaverygreatlady,sufficientlyhighinstationtoallowherselfsuchcompromisingcaprices,——butevenso,shewouldscarcelyhavecaredtoplaytheroleofacoquetteinavaudevillewherehehimselfplayedthepartofninny,——ORshewassomenotedadventuresswhowasinthepayofthisduPortailandtheagentofhissingularmatrimonialdesigns。Evillifeorevilheart,theseweretheonlytwoverdictstobepronouncedonthisdangeroussiren,andineithercase,itwouldseem,shewasnotverydeservingoftheregretsofhervictim;nevertheless,hewasconsciousoffeelingthem。
  WemustputourselvesintheplaceofthissonofProvence,thisregionofhotbloodandardentheads,who,forthefirsttimeinhislifefindinghimselffacetofacewithjewelledloveinlaces,believedhewastodrinkthatpassionfromawrought—goldcup。Justasourmindsonwakingkeeptheimpressionofavividdreamandcontinueinlovewithwhatweknowwasbutashadow,laPeyradehadneedofallhismentalenergytodriveawaythememoryofthattreacherouscountess。Wemightgofurtherandsaythatheneverceasedtolongforher,thoughhewascarefultodrapewithanhonestpretexttheintensedesirethathehadtofindher。Thatdesirehecalledcuriosity,ardorforrevenge;andherefollowtheingeniousdeductionswhichhedrewforhimself:——
  "Cerizettalkedtomeaboutarichheiress;thecountess,inherletter,intimatesthatthewholeintrigueshewoundaboutmewastoleadtoarichmarriage;richmarriagesflungataman’sheadarenotsoplentifulthattwosuchchancesshouldcometomewithinafewweeks;thereforethematchofferedbyCerizetandthatproposedbythecountessmustbethecrazygirltheyaresofrantictomakememarry;
  thereforeCerizet,beingintheplot,mustknowthecountess;
  therefore,throughhimIshallgetuponhertraces。Inanycase,Iamsureofinformationaboutthisextraordinarychoicethathasfallenuponme;evidently,thesepeople,whoevertheyare,whocanpullthewiresofsuchpuppetstoreachtheirendsmustbepersonsofconsiderableposition;therefore,I’llgoandseeCerizet。"
  AndhewenttoseeCerizet。
  SincethedinnerattheRocherdeCancale,thepairhadnotmet。OnceortwicelaPeyradehadaskedDutocqattheThuilliers’(wherethelatterseldomwentnow,onaccountofthedistancetotheirnewabode)
  whathadbecomeofhiscopyingclerk。
  "Heneverspeaksofyou,"Dutocqhadanswered。
  Henceitmightbeinferredthatresentment,the"manetaltamenterepostum"wasstilllivinginthebreastofthevindictiveusurer。LaPeyrade,however,wasnotstoppedbythatconsideration。Afterall,hewasnotgoingtoaskforanything;hewentunderthepretextofrenewinganaffairinwhichCerizethadtakenpart,andCerizetnevertookpartinanythingunlesshehadapersonalinterestinit。Thechanceswere,therefore,thathewouldbereceivedwithaffectionateeagernessratherthanunpleasantacerbity。Moreover,hedecidedtogoandseethecopyingclerkatDutocq’soffice;itwouldlook,hethought,lesslikeavisitthanifhewenttohisdenintheruedesPoules。Itwasnearlytwoo’clockwhenlaPeyrademadehisentranceintotheprecinctsofthejustice—of—peaceofthe12tharrondissement。
  Hecrossedthefirstroom,inwhichwereacrowdofpersonswhomcivilsuitsofonekindoranothersummonedbeforethemagistrate。Withoutpausinginthatwaiting—room,laPeyradepushedontotheofficeadjoiningthatofDutocq。TherehefoundCerizetatashabbydeskofblackenedwood,atwhichanotherclerk,thenabsent,occupiedtheoppositeseat。
  Seeinghisvisitor,Cerizetcastasavagelookathimandsaid,withoutrising,orsuspendingthecopyofthejudgmenthewasthenengrossing:——
  "Youhere,SieurlaPeyrade?YouhavebeendoingfinethingsforyourfriendThuillier!"
  "Howareyou?"askedlaPeyrade,inatonebothresoluteandfriendly。
  "I?"repliedCerizet。"Asyousee,stillrowingmygalley;and,tofollowoutthenauticalmetaphor,allowmetoaskwhatwindhasblownyouhither;isit,perchance,thewindofadversity?"
  LaPeyrade,withoutreplying,tookachairbesidehisquestioner,afterwhichhesaidinagravetone:——
  "Mydearfellow,wehavesomethingtosaytoeachother。"
  "Isuppose,"saidCerizet,spitefully,"theThuilliershavegrowncoldsincetheseizureofthepamphlet。"
  "TheThuilliersareungratefulpeople;Ihavebrokenwiththem,"
  repliedlaPeyrade。
  "Ruptureordismissal,"saidCerizet,"theirdoorisshutagainstyou;
  andfromwhatDutocqtellsme,IjudgethatBrigitteishandlingyouwithoutgloves。Yousee,myfriend,whatitistotryandmanageaffairsalone;complicationscome,andthere’snoonetosmooththeangles。Ifyouhadgotmethatlease,IshouldhavehadafootingattheThuilliers’,Dutocqwouldnothaveabandonedyou,andtogetherwecouldhavebroughtyougentlyintoport。"
  "ButsupposeIdon’twanttore—enterthatport?"saidlaPeyrade,withsomesharpness。"ItellyouI’vehadenoughofthoseThuilliers,andIbrokewiththemmyself;Iwarnedthemtogetoutofmysun;andifDutocqtoldyouanythingelseyoumaytellhimfrommethathelies。Isthatclearenough?ItseemstomeI’vemadeitplain。"
  "Well,exactly,mygoodfellow,ifyouaresosavageagainstyourThuilliersyououghttohaveputmeamongthem,andthenyou’dhaveseenmeavengeyou。"
  "Thereyouareright,"saidlaPeyrade;"IwishIcouldhavesetyouattheirlegs——butasforthatmatteroftheleaseItellyouagain,I
  wasnotmasterofit。"
  "Ofcourse,"saidCerizet,"itwasyourconsciencewhichobligedyoutotellBrigittethatthetwelvethousandfrancsayearIexpectedtomakeoutofitwerebetterinherpocketthaninmine。"
  "ItseemsthatDutocqcontinuesthehonorableprofessionofspywhichheformerlypractisedattheministryoffinance,"saidlaPeyrade,"and,likeotherswhodothatdirtybusiness,hemakeshisreportsmorewittythantruthful——"
  "Takecare!"saidCerizet;"youaretalkingofmypatroninhisownlair。"
  "Lookhere!"saidlaPeyrade。"Ihavecometotalktoyouonseriousmatters。WillyoudomethefavortodroptheThuilliersandalltheirbelongings,andgivemeyourattention?"
  "Sayon,myfriend,"saidCerizet,layingdownhispen,whichhadneverceasedtorun,uptothismoment,"Iamlistening。"
  "Youtalkedtomesometimeago,"saidlaPeyrade,"aboutmarryingagirlwhowasrich,fullyofage,andslightlyhysterical,asyouwerepleasedtoputiteuphemistically。"
  "Welldone!"criedCerizet。"Iexpectedthis;butyou’vebeensometimecomingtoit。"
  "Inofferingmethisheiress,whatdidyouhaveinyourmind?"askedlaPeyrade。
  "Parbleu!tohelpyoutoasplendidstrokeofbusiness。Youhadonlytostoopandtakeit。Iwasformallychargedtoproposeittoyou;
  and,astherewasn’tanybrokerage,Ishouldhavereliedwhollyonyourgenerosity。"
  "Butyouarenottheonlypersonwhowascommissionedtomakemethatoffer。Awomanhadthesameorder。"
  "Awoman!"criedCerizetinaperfectlynaturaltoneofsurprise。"NotthatIknowof。"
  "Yes,aforeigner,youngandpretty,whomyoumusthavemetinthefamilyofthebride,towhomsheseemstobeardentlydevoted。"
  "Never,"saidCerizet,"neverhastherebeentheslightestquestionofawomaninthisnegotiation。IhaveeveryreasontobelievethatIamexclusivelychargedwithit。"
  "What!"saidlaPeyrade,fixinguponCerizetascrutinizingeye,"didyouneverhearoftheComtesseTornadeGodollo?"
  "Never,inallmylife;thisisthefirsttimeIeverheardthatname。"
  "Then,"saidlaPeyrade,"itmustreallyhavebeenanothermatch;forthatwoman,aftermanysingularpreliminaries,toolongtoexplaintoyou,mademeaformalofferofthehandofayoungwomanmuchricherthanMademoiselleColleville——"
  "Andhysterical?"askedCerizet。
  "No,shedidnotembellishtheproposalwiththataccessory;butthere’sanotherdetailwhichmayputyouonthetrackofher。MadamedeGodolloexhortedme,ifIwishedtopushthematter,togoandseeacertainMonsieurduPortail——"
  "RueHonore—Chevalier?"exclaimedCerizet,quickly。
  "Precisely。"
  "Thenitisthesamemarriagewhichisofferedtoyouthroughtwodifferentmediums。ItisstrangeIwasnotinformedofthiscollaboration!"
  "Inshort,"saidlaPeyrade,"younotonlydidn’thavewindofthecountess’sintervention,butyoudon’tknowher,andyoucan’tgivemeanyinformationabouther——isthatso?"
  "AtpresentIcan’t,"repliedCerizet,"butI’llfindoutabouther;
  forthewholeproceedingisrathercavaliertowardsme;butthisemploymentoftwoagentsonlyshowsyouhowdesirableyouaretothefamily。"
  Atthismomentthedooroftheroomwasopenedcautiously,awoman’sheadappeared,andavoice,whichwasinstantlyrecognizedbylaPeyrade,said,addressingthecopying—clerk:——
  "Ah!excuseme!Iseemonsieurisbusy。CouldIsayawordtomonsieurwhenheisalone?"
  Cerizet,whohadaneyeasnimbleasahand,instantlynoticedacertainfact。LaPeyrade,whowassoplacedastobeplainlyseenbythenew—comer,nosoonerheardthatdrawling,honeyedvoice,thanheturnedhisheadinamannertoconcealhisfeatures。Insteadthereforeofbeingroughlysentaway,asusuallyhappenedtopetitionerswhoaddressedthemostsurlyofofficialclerks,themodestvisitorheardherselfgreetedinaverysurprisingmanner。
  "Comein,comein,MadameLambert,"saidCerizet;"youwon’tbekeptwaitinglong;comein。"
  Thevisitoradvanced,andthencamefacetofacewithlaPeyrade。
  "Ah!monsieur!"criedhiscreditor,whomthereaderhasnodoubtrecognized,"howfortunateIamtomeetmonsieur!Ihavebeenseveraltimestohisofficetoaskifhehadhadtimetoattendtomylittleaffair。"
  "Ihavehadmanyengagementswhichhavekeptmeawayfrommyofficelately;butIattendedtothatmatter;everythinghasbeendoneright,andisnowinthehandsofthesecretary。"
  "Oh!howgoodmonsieuris!IprayGodtoblesshim,"saidthepiouswoman,claspingherhands。
  "Blessme!doyouhavebusinesswithMadameLambert?"saidCerizet;
  "younevertoldmethat。AreyouPerePicot’scounsel?"
  "No,unfortunately,"saidMadameLambert,"mymasterwon’ttakeanycounsel;heissoself—willed,soobstinate!But,mygoodmonsieur,whatIcametoaskiswhetherthefamilycouncilistomeet。"
  "Ofcourse,"saidCerizet,"andnotlaterthanto—morrow。"
  "Butmonsieur,IhearthosegentlemenoftheRoyalcourtsaidthefamilyhadnorights——"
  "Yes,that’sso,"saidtheclerk;"thelowercourtandtheRoyalcourthaveboth,onthepetitionoftherelatives,rejectedtheirdemandforacommission。"
  "Ishouldhopeso!"saidthewoman;"tothinkofmakinghimoutalunatic!himsofullofwisdomandlearning!"
  "Buttherelationsdon’tmeantogiveup;theyaregoingtotrythematteragainunderanewform,andaskfortheappointmentofajudicialcounsel。That’swhatthefamilycouncilmeetsforto—morrow;
  andIthink,thistime,mydearMadameLambert,youroldPicotwillfindhimselfrestrained。Thereareseriousallegations,Icantellyou。Itwasallverywelltotaketheeggs,buttopluckthehenwasanotherthing。"
  "Isitpossiblethatmonsieurcansuppose——"beganthedevote,claspingherhandsunderherchin。
  "Isupposenothing,"saidCerizet;"Iamnotthejudgeofthisaffair。
  Buttherelationsdeclarethatyouhavepocketedconsiderablesums,andmadeinvestmentsaboutwhichtheydemandinquiry。"
  "Oh!heavens!"saidthewoman,castinguphereyes;"theycaninquire;
  Iampoor;Ihavenotadeed,noranote,norashare;nottheslightestsecurityofanykindinmypossession。"
  "Idaresaynot,"saidCerizet,glancingatlaPeyradeoutofthecornerofhiseye;"buttherearealwaysfriendstotakecareofsuchthings。However,thatisnoneofmybusiness;everyonemustsettlehisownaffairsinhisownway。Now,then,saywhatyouhavetosay,distinctly。"
  "Icame,monsieur,"shereplied,"toimploreyou,monsieur,toimploreMonsieurthejudge’sclerk,tospeakinourfavortoMonsieurthejustice—of—peace。MonsieurthevicarofSaint—Jacquesisalsotospeaktohim。ThatpoorMonsieurPicot!"shewenton,weeping,"they’llkillhimiftheycontinuetoworryhiminthisway。"
  "Isha’n’tconcealfromyou,"saidCerizet,"thatthejustice—of—peaceisveryill—disposedtoyourcause。Youmusthaveseenthattheotherday,whenherefusedtoreceiveyou。AsforMonsieurDutocqandmyself,ourassistancewon’thelpyoumuch;andbesides,mygoodwoman,youaretooclose—mouthed。"
  "MonsieuraskedmeifIhadlaidbyafewlittlesavings;andI
  couldn’ttellhimthatIhad,be——becausetheyhavegonetokeeptheh——houseofthatpoorMonsieurPi——i——cot;andnowtheyaccusemeofr——robbinghim!"
  MadameLambertsobbed。
  "Myopinionis,"saidCerizet,"thatyouaremakingyourselfoutmuchpoorerthanyouare;andiffriendPeyradehere,whoseemstobemoreinyourconfidence,hadn’thistonguetiedbytherulesofhisprofession——"
  "I!"saidlaPeyrade,hastily,"Idon’tknowanythingofmadame’saffairs。Sheaskedmetodrawupapetitiononamatterinwhichtherewasnothingjudicialorfinancial。"
  "Ah!that’sit,isit?"saidCerizet。"MadamehaddoubtlessgonetoseeyouaboutthispetitionthedayDutocqmetheratyouroffice,themorningafterourdinnerattheRocherdeCancale——whenyouweresuchaRoman,youknow。"
  Then,withoutseemingtoattachanyimportancetothereminiscence,headded:——
  "Well,mygoodMadameLambert,I’llaskmypatrontospeaktothejustice—of—peace,and,ifIgetachance,I’llspeaktohimmyself;
  but,Irepeatit,heisverymuchprejudicedagainstyou。"
  MadameLambertretiredwithmanycurtseysandprotestationsofgratitude。WhenshewasfairlygonelaPeyraderemarked:——
  "Youdon’tseemtobelievethatthatwomancametomeaboutapetition;andyetnothingwasevertruer。Sheisthoughtasaintinthestreetshelivesin,andthatoldmantheyaccuseherofrobbingisactuallykeptalivebyherdevotion,soI’mtold。Consequently,theneighborshaveputitintothegoodwoman’sheadtoapplyfortheMontyonprize;anditwasforthepurposeofputtingherclaimsinlegalshapethatsheappliedtome。"
  "Dear!dear!theMontyonprize!"criedCerizet;"well,that’sanidea!
  Mygoodfellow,weoughttohavecultivateditbefore,——I,especially,asbankerofthepoor,andyou,theiradvocate。Asforthisclientofyours,itisluckyforherMonsieurPicot’srelativesarenotmembersoftheFrenchacademy;itisinthecorrectionalpolice—court,sixthchamber,wheretheymeantogivehertherewardofvirtue。However,tocomebacktowhatweweretalkingabout。Itellyouthatafterallyourtergiversationsyouhadbettersettledownpeaceably;andI
  adviseyou,asyourcountessdid,togoandseeduPortail。"
  "Whoandwhatishe?"askedlaPeyrade。
  "Heisalittleoldman,"repliedCerizet,"asshrewdasaweasel。Hegivesmetheideaofhavingdealingswiththedevil。Goandseehim!
  Sight,astheysay,costsnothing。"
  "Yes,"saidlaPeyrade,"perhapsIwill;but,firstofall,IwantyoutofindoutformeaboutthisComtessedeGodollo。"
  "Whatdoyoucareabouther?Sheisnothingbutasupernumerary,thatcountess。"
  "Ihavemyreasons,"saidlaPeyrade;"youcancertainlygetsomeinformationaboutherinthreedays;I’llcomeandseeyouthen。"
  "Mygoodfellow,"saidCerizet,"youseemtometobeamusingyourselfwiththingsthatdon’tpay;youhaven’tfalleninlovewiththatgo—
  between,haveyou?"
  "Plaguetakehim!"thoughtlaPeyrade;"hespieseverything;there’snohidinganythingfromhim!No,"hesaid,aloud,"Iamnotinlove;
  onthecontrary,Iamverycautious。Imustadmitthatthismarriagewithacrazygirldoesn’tattractme,andbeforeIgoastepintoitI
  wanttoknowwhereIputmyfeet。Thesecrookedproceedingsarenotreassuring,andassomanyinfluencesarebeingbroughttobear,I
  choosetocontrolonebyanother。Thereforedon’tplaysly,butgivemealltheinformationyougetintoyourpouchaboutMadamelaComtesseTornadeGodollo。IwarnyouIknowenoughtotesttheveracityofyourreport;andifIseeyouaretryingtooverreachmeI’llbreakoffshortwithyourduPortail。"
  "Tryingtooverreachyou,monseigneur!"repliedCerizet,inthetoneandmannerofFredericLemaitre。"Whowoulddareattemptit?"
  Ashepronouncedthosewordsinaslightlymockingtone,Dutocqappeared,accompaniedbyhislittleclerk。
  "Blessme!"heexclaimed,seeinglaPeyradeandCerizettogether;
  "here’sthetrinityreconstituted!buttheobjectofthealliance,the’casusfoederis,’hasfloatedoff。WhathaveyoudonetothatgoodBrigitte,laPeyrade?Sheisafteryourblood。"
  "WhataboutThuillier?"askedlaPeyrade。
  Molierewasreversed;herewasTartuffeinquiringforOrgon。
  "Thuillierbeganbynotbeingveryhostiletoyou;butitnowseemsthattheseizurebusinesshastakenagoodturn,andhavinglessneedofyouheisgettingdrawnintohissister’swaters;andifthetendencycontinues,Ihaven’tadoubtthathe’llsooncometothinkyoudeservingofhanging。"
  "Well,I’moutofitall,"saidlaPeyrade,"andifanybodyevercatchesmeinsuchamessagain!——Well,adieu,myfriends,"headded。
  "Andyou,Cerizet,astowhatwewerespeakingabout,activity,safety,anddiscretion!"
  WhenlaPeyradereachedthecourtyardofthemunicipalbuilding,hewasaccostedbyMadameLambert,whowaslyinginwaitforhim。
  "Monsieurwouldn’tbelieve,Iamsure,"shesaid,inadeprecatingtone,"thevillainousthingsthatMonsieurCerizetsaidaboutme;
  monsieurknowsitwasthelittlepropertyIreceivedfrommyuncleinEnglandthatIplacedinhishands。"
  "Yes,yes,"saidlaPeyrade,"butyoumustunderstandthatwithalltheserumorssetaboutbyyourmaster’srelativestheprizeofvirtueisdesperatelyendangered。"
  "IfitisGod’swillthatIamnottohaveit——"
  "YououghtalsotounderstandhowimportantitisforyourintereststokeepsecrettheotherservicewhichIdidforyou。Atthefirstappearanceofanyindiscretiononyourpartthatmoney,asItoldyou,willbeperemptorilyreturnedtoyou。"
  "Oh!monsieurmaybeeasyaboutthat。"
  "Verywell;thengood—byetoyou,mydear,"saidlaPeyrade,inafriendlytone。
  Asheturnedtoleaveher,anasalvoicewasheardfromawindowonthestaircase。
  "MadameLambert!"criedCerizet,who,suspectingthecolloquy,hadgonetothestaircasewindowtomakesureofit。"MadameLambert!
  MonsieurDutocqhasreturned;youmaycomeupandseehim,ifyoulike。"
  ImpossibleforlaPeyradetopreventtheconference,althoughheknewthesecretofthattwenty—fivethousandfrancsranthegreatestdanger。
  "Certainly,"hesaidtohimselfashewalkedaway,"I’minarunofill—luck;andIdon’tknowwhereitwillend。"
  InBrigitte’snaturetherewassuchanall—devouringinstinctofdomination,thatitwaswithoutregret,and,wemayevensay,withasortofsecretjoythatshesawthedisappearanceofMadamedeGodollo。Thatwoman,shefelt,hadacrushingsuperiorityoverher;
  andthis,whileithadgivenahigherordertotheThuillierestablishment,madeherillatease。Whenthereforetheseparationtookplace,whichwasdone,letusheresay,ongoodterms,andunderfairandhonorablepretexts,MademoiselleThuillierbreathedmorefreely。Shefeltlikethosekingslongswayedbyimperiousandnecessaryministers,whocelebratewithintheirheartsthedaywhendeathdeliversthemfromamasterwhoseservicesandrivalinfluencetheyimpatientlyendured。
  ThuillierwasnotfarfromhavingthesamesentimentaboutlaPeyrade。
  ButMadamedeGodollowasonlytheelegance,whereaslaPeyradewastheutilityofthehousetheyhadnowsimultaneouslyabandoned;andafterthelapseofafewdays,aterribleneedofTheodosemadeitselffeltintheliteraryandpoliticalexistenceofhisdear,goodfriend。
  Themunicipalcouncillorfoundhimselfsuddenlyappointedtodraftanimportantreport。Hewasunabletodeclinethetask,saddledashewaswiththereputation,derivedfromhispamphlet,ofbeingamanoflettersandanablewriter;therefore,inpresenceoftheperiloushonorconferreduponhimbyhiscolleaguesofthegeneralCouncil,hesatdownterrifiedbyhissolitudeandhisinsufficiency。
  Invaindidhelockhimselfintohisstudy,gorgehimselfwithblackcoffee,mendinnumerablepens,andwriteascoreoftimesattheheadofhispaper(whichhewascarefultocutoftheexactdimensionsasthatusedbylaPeyrade)thesolemnwords:"ReporttotheMembersoftheMunicipalCounciloftheCityofParis,"followed,onalinebyitself,byamagnificentMESSIEURS——nothingcameofit!Hewasfaintoissuefuriousfromhisstudy,complainingofthehorriblehouseholdracketwhich"cutthethreadofhisideas";thoughreallynogreaternoisethantheclosingofadoorortheopeningofaclosetorthemovingofachairhadmadeitselfheard。Allthis,however,didnothelptheadvancementofthework,whichremained,asbefore——simplybegun。
  Mostfortunately,ithappenedthatRabourdin,wantingtomakesomechangeinhisapartment,came,aswasproper,tosubmithisplantotheownerofthehouse。Thuilliergrantedcordiallytherequestthatwasmadetohim,andthendiscoursedtohistenantaboutthereportwithwhichhewascharged,——beingdesirous,hesaid,toobtainhisideasonthesubject。
  Rabourdin,towhomnoadministrativequestionwasforeign,veryreadilythrewuponthesubjectanumberofveryclearandlucidideas。
  Hewasoneofthosementowhomthequalityoftheintellecttowhichtheyaddressthemselvesismoreorlessindifferent;afool,oramanoftalentwhowilllistentothem,servesequallywelltothinkaloudto,andtheyare,asastimulant,aboutthesamething。AfterRabourdinhadsaidhissay,heobservedthatThuillierhadnotunderstoodhim;buthehadlistenedtohimselfwithpleasure,andhewas,moreover,gratefulfortheattention,obtuseasitwas,ofhishearer,andalsoforthekindlinessofthelandlordinreceivinghisrequest。