Rushingupthestaircasetwostepsatatime,thenowjoyouslovercommittedthechildishabsurdityoflockinghimselfin;then,havingsettledhimselfathiseasebeforehisdesk,andhavingbrokenthesealwithreligiouscare,hewasforcedtopresshishandonhisheart,whichseemedtoburstfromhisbosom,beforehecouldsummoncalmnesstoreadthefollowingletter:——
DearMonsieur,——Idisappearforever,becausemyplayisplayedout。Ithankyouforhavingmadeitbothattractiveandeasy。BysettingagainstyoutheThuilliersandCollevilles(whoarefullyinformedofyoursentimentstowardsthem),andbyrelatinginamannermostmortifyingtotheirbourgeoisself—lovethetruereasonofyoursuddenandpitilessrupturewiththem,IamproudandhappytobelievethatIhavedoneyouasignalservice。Thegirldoesnotloveyou,andyoulovenothingbuttheeyesofher"dot";Ihavethereforesavedyoubothfromaspeciesofhell。
But,inexchangeforthebrideyouhavesocurtlyrejected,anothercharminggirlisproposedtoyou;sheisricherandmorebeautifulthanMademoiselleColleville,and——tospeakofmyself——
moreatlibertythanYourunworthyservant,Torna"ComtessedeGodollo。"
P。S。Forfurtherinformationapply,withoutdelay,toMonsieurduPortail,householder,rueHonore—Chevalier,neartheruedelaCassette,quartierSaint—Sulpice,bywhomyouareexpected。
Whenhehadreadthislettertheadvocateofthepoortookhisheadinhishands;hesawnothing,heardnothing,thoughtnothing;hewasannihilated。
SeveraldayswerenecessarytolaPeyradebeforehecouldevenbegintorecoverfromthecrushingblowwhichhadstruckhimdown。Theshockwasterrible。Comingoutofthatgoldendreamwhichhadshownhimaperspectiveofthefutureinsosmilinganaspect,hefoundhimselffooledunderconditionsmostcrueltohisself—love,andtohispretensionstodepthandcleverness;irrevocablypartedfromtheThuilliers;saddledwithahopelessdebtoftwenty—fivethousandfrancstoMadameLambert,togetherwithanotheroftenthousandtoBrigitte,whichhisdignityrequiredhimtopaywiththeleastdelaypossible;and,worstofall,——tocompletehishumiliationandhissenseoffailure,——hefeltthathewasnotcuredofthepassionateemotionhehadfeltforthiswoman,theauthorofhisgreatdisaster,andtheinstrumentofhisruin。
EitherthisDelilahwasaverygreatlady,sufficientlyhighinstationtoallowherselfsuchcompromisingcaprices,——butevenso,shewouldscarcelyhavecaredtoplaytheroleofacoquetteinavaudevillewherehehimselfplayedthepartofninny,——ORshewassomenotedadventuresswhowasinthepayofthisduPortailandtheagentofhissingularmatrimonialdesigns。Evillifeorevilheart,theseweretheonlytwoverdictstobepronouncedonthisdangeroussiren,andineithercase,itwouldseem,shewasnotverydeservingoftheregretsofhervictim;nevertheless,hewasconsciousoffeelingthem。
WemustputourselvesintheplaceofthissonofProvence,thisregionofhotbloodandardentheads,who,forthefirsttimeinhislifefindinghimselffacetofacewithjewelledloveinlaces,believedhewastodrinkthatpassionfromawrought—goldcup。Justasourmindsonwakingkeeptheimpressionofavividdreamandcontinueinlovewithwhatweknowwasbutashadow,laPeyradehadneedofallhismentalenergytodriveawaythememoryofthattreacherouscountess。Wemightgofurtherandsaythatheneverceasedtolongforher,thoughhewascarefultodrapewithanhonestpretexttheintensedesirethathehadtofindher。Thatdesirehecalledcuriosity,ardorforrevenge;andherefollowtheingeniousdeductionswhichhedrewforhimself:——
"Cerizettalkedtomeaboutarichheiress;thecountess,inherletter,intimatesthatthewholeintrigueshewoundaboutmewastoleadtoarichmarriage;richmarriagesflungataman’sheadarenotsoplentifulthattwosuchchancesshouldcometomewithinafewweeks;thereforethematchofferedbyCerizetandthatproposedbythecountessmustbethecrazygirltheyaresofrantictomakememarry;
thereforeCerizet,beingintheplot,mustknowthecountess;
therefore,throughhimIshallgetuponhertraces。Inanycase,Iamsureofinformationaboutthisextraordinarychoicethathasfallenuponme;evidently,thesepeople,whoevertheyare,whocanpullthewiresofsuchpuppetstoreachtheirendsmustbepersonsofconsiderableposition;therefore,I’llgoandseeCerizet。"
AndhewenttoseeCerizet。
SincethedinnerattheRocherdeCancale,thepairhadnotmet。OnceortwicelaPeyradehadaskedDutocqattheThuilliers’(wherethelatterseldomwentnow,onaccountofthedistancetotheirnewabode)
whathadbecomeofhiscopyingclerk。
"Heneverspeaksofyou,"Dutocqhadanswered。
Henceitmightbeinferredthatresentment,the"manetaltamenterepostum"wasstilllivinginthebreastofthevindictiveusurer。LaPeyrade,however,wasnotstoppedbythatconsideration。Afterall,hewasnotgoingtoaskforanything;hewentunderthepretextofrenewinganaffairinwhichCerizethadtakenpart,andCerizetnevertookpartinanythingunlesshehadapersonalinterestinit。Thechanceswere,therefore,thathewouldbereceivedwithaffectionateeagernessratherthanunpleasantacerbity。Moreover,hedecidedtogoandseethecopyingclerkatDutocq’soffice;itwouldlook,hethought,lesslikeavisitthanifhewenttohisdenintheruedesPoules。Itwasnearlytwoo’clockwhenlaPeyrademadehisentranceintotheprecinctsofthejustice—of—peaceofthe12tharrondissement。
Hecrossedthefirstroom,inwhichwereacrowdofpersonswhomcivilsuitsofonekindoranothersummonedbeforethemagistrate。Withoutpausinginthatwaiting—room,laPeyradepushedontotheofficeadjoiningthatofDutocq。TherehefoundCerizetatashabbydeskofblackenedwood,atwhichanotherclerk,thenabsent,occupiedtheoppositeseat。
Seeinghisvisitor,Cerizetcastasavagelookathimandsaid,withoutrising,orsuspendingthecopyofthejudgmenthewasthenengrossing:——
"Youhere,SieurlaPeyrade?YouhavebeendoingfinethingsforyourfriendThuillier!"
"Howareyou?"askedlaPeyrade,inatonebothresoluteandfriendly。
"I?"repliedCerizet。"Asyousee,stillrowingmygalley;and,tofollowoutthenauticalmetaphor,allowmetoaskwhatwindhasblownyouhither;isit,perchance,thewindofadversity?"
LaPeyrade,withoutreplying,tookachairbesidehisquestioner,afterwhichhesaidinagravetone:——
"Mydearfellow,wehavesomethingtosaytoeachother。"
"Isuppose,"saidCerizet,spitefully,"theThuilliershavegrowncoldsincetheseizureofthepamphlet。"
"TheThuilliersareungratefulpeople;Ihavebrokenwiththem,"
repliedlaPeyrade。
"Ruptureordismissal,"saidCerizet,"theirdoorisshutagainstyou;
andfromwhatDutocqtellsme,IjudgethatBrigitteishandlingyouwithoutgloves。Yousee,myfriend,whatitistotryandmanageaffairsalone;complicationscome,andthere’snoonetosmooththeangles。Ifyouhadgotmethatlease,IshouldhavehadafootingattheThuilliers’,Dutocqwouldnothaveabandonedyou,andtogetherwecouldhavebroughtyougentlyintoport。"
"ButsupposeIdon’twanttore—enterthatport?"saidlaPeyrade,withsomesharpness。"ItellyouI’vehadenoughofthoseThuilliers,andIbrokewiththemmyself;Iwarnedthemtogetoutofmysun;andifDutocqtoldyouanythingelseyoumaytellhimfrommethathelies。Isthatclearenough?ItseemstomeI’vemadeitplain。"
"Well,exactly,mygoodfellow,ifyouaresosavageagainstyourThuilliersyououghttohaveputmeamongthem,andthenyou’dhaveseenmeavengeyou。"
"Thereyouareright,"saidlaPeyrade;"IwishIcouldhavesetyouattheirlegs——butasforthatmatteroftheleaseItellyouagain,I
wasnotmasterofit。"
"Ofcourse,"saidCerizet,"itwasyourconsciencewhichobligedyoutotellBrigittethatthetwelvethousandfrancsayearIexpectedtomakeoutofitwerebetterinherpocketthaninmine。"
"ItseemsthatDutocqcontinuesthehonorableprofessionofspywhichheformerlypractisedattheministryoffinance,"saidlaPeyrade,"and,likeotherswhodothatdirtybusiness,hemakeshisreportsmorewittythantruthful——"
"Takecare!"saidCerizet;"youaretalkingofmypatroninhisownlair。"
"Lookhere!"saidlaPeyrade。"Ihavecometotalktoyouonseriousmatters。WillyoudomethefavortodroptheThuilliersandalltheirbelongings,andgivemeyourattention?"
"Sayon,myfriend,"saidCerizet,layingdownhispen,whichhadneverceasedtorun,uptothismoment,"Iamlistening。"
"Youtalkedtomesometimeago,"saidlaPeyrade,"aboutmarryingagirlwhowasrich,fullyofage,andslightlyhysterical,asyouwerepleasedtoputiteuphemistically。"
"Welldone!"criedCerizet。"Iexpectedthis;butyou’vebeensometimecomingtoit。"
"Inofferingmethisheiress,whatdidyouhaveinyourmind?"askedlaPeyrade。
"Parbleu!tohelpyoutoasplendidstrokeofbusiness。Youhadonlytostoopandtakeit。Iwasformallychargedtoproposeittoyou;
and,astherewasn’tanybrokerage,Ishouldhavereliedwhollyonyourgenerosity。"
"Butyouarenottheonlypersonwhowascommissionedtomakemethatoffer。Awomanhadthesameorder。"
"Awoman!"criedCerizetinaperfectlynaturaltoneofsurprise。"NotthatIknowof。"
"Yes,aforeigner,youngandpretty,whomyoumusthavemetinthefamilyofthebride,towhomsheseemstobeardentlydevoted。"
"Never,"saidCerizet,"neverhastherebeentheslightestquestionofawomaninthisnegotiation。IhaveeveryreasontobelievethatIamexclusivelychargedwithit。"
"What!"saidlaPeyrade,fixinguponCerizetascrutinizingeye,"didyouneverhearoftheComtesseTornadeGodollo?"
"Never,inallmylife;thisisthefirsttimeIeverheardthatname。"
"Then,"saidlaPeyrade,"itmustreallyhavebeenanothermatch;forthatwoman,aftermanysingularpreliminaries,toolongtoexplaintoyou,mademeaformalofferofthehandofayoungwomanmuchricherthanMademoiselleColleville——"
"Andhysterical?"askedCerizet。
"No,shedidnotembellishtheproposalwiththataccessory;butthere’sanotherdetailwhichmayputyouonthetrackofher。MadamedeGodolloexhortedme,ifIwishedtopushthematter,togoandseeacertainMonsieurduPortail——"
"RueHonore—Chevalier?"exclaimedCerizet,quickly。
"Precisely。"
"Thenitisthesamemarriagewhichisofferedtoyouthroughtwodifferentmediums。ItisstrangeIwasnotinformedofthiscollaboration!"
"Inshort,"saidlaPeyrade,"younotonlydidn’thavewindofthecountess’sintervention,butyoudon’tknowher,andyoucan’tgivemeanyinformationabouther——isthatso?"
"AtpresentIcan’t,"repliedCerizet,"butI’llfindoutabouther;
forthewholeproceedingisrathercavaliertowardsme;butthisemploymentoftwoagentsonlyshowsyouhowdesirableyouaretothefamily。"
Atthismomentthedooroftheroomwasopenedcautiously,awoman’sheadappeared,andavoice,whichwasinstantlyrecognizedbylaPeyrade,said,addressingthecopying—clerk:——
"Ah!excuseme!Iseemonsieurisbusy。CouldIsayawordtomonsieurwhenheisalone?"
Cerizet,whohadaneyeasnimbleasahand,instantlynoticedacertainfact。LaPeyrade,whowassoplacedastobeplainlyseenbythenew—comer,nosoonerheardthatdrawling,honeyedvoice,thanheturnedhisheadinamannertoconcealhisfeatures。Insteadthereforeofbeingroughlysentaway,asusuallyhappenedtopetitionerswhoaddressedthemostsurlyofofficialclerks,themodestvisitorheardherselfgreetedinaverysurprisingmanner。
"Comein,comein,MadameLambert,"saidCerizet;"youwon’tbekeptwaitinglong;comein。"
Thevisitoradvanced,andthencamefacetofacewithlaPeyrade。
"Ah!monsieur!"criedhiscreditor,whomthereaderhasnodoubtrecognized,"howfortunateIamtomeetmonsieur!Ihavebeenseveraltimestohisofficetoaskifhehadhadtimetoattendtomylittleaffair。"
"Ihavehadmanyengagementswhichhavekeptmeawayfrommyofficelately;butIattendedtothatmatter;everythinghasbeendoneright,andisnowinthehandsofthesecretary。"
"Oh!howgoodmonsieuris!IprayGodtoblesshim,"saidthepiouswoman,claspingherhands。
"Blessme!doyouhavebusinesswithMadameLambert?"saidCerizet;
"younevertoldmethat。AreyouPerePicot’scounsel?"
"No,unfortunately,"saidMadameLambert,"mymasterwon’ttakeanycounsel;heissoself—willed,soobstinate!But,mygoodmonsieur,whatIcametoaskiswhetherthefamilycouncilistomeet。"
"Ofcourse,"saidCerizet,"andnotlaterthanto—morrow。"
"Butmonsieur,IhearthosegentlemenoftheRoyalcourtsaidthefamilyhadnorights——"
"Yes,that’sso,"saidtheclerk;"thelowercourtandtheRoyalcourthaveboth,onthepetitionoftherelatives,rejectedtheirdemandforacommission。"
"Ishouldhopeso!"saidthewoman;"tothinkofmakinghimoutalunatic!himsofullofwisdomandlearning!"
"Buttherelationsdon’tmeantogiveup;theyaregoingtotrythematteragainunderanewform,andaskfortheappointmentofajudicialcounsel。That’swhatthefamilycouncilmeetsforto—morrow;
andIthink,thistime,mydearMadameLambert,youroldPicotwillfindhimselfrestrained。Thereareseriousallegations,Icantellyou。Itwasallverywelltotaketheeggs,buttopluckthehenwasanotherthing。"
"Isitpossiblethatmonsieurcansuppose——"beganthedevote,claspingherhandsunderherchin。
"Isupposenothing,"saidCerizet;"Iamnotthejudgeofthisaffair。
Buttherelationsdeclarethatyouhavepocketedconsiderablesums,andmadeinvestmentsaboutwhichtheydemandinquiry。"
"Oh!heavens!"saidthewoman,castinguphereyes;"theycaninquire;
Iampoor;Ihavenotadeed,noranote,norashare;nottheslightestsecurityofanykindinmypossession。"
"Idaresaynot,"saidCerizet,glancingatlaPeyradeoutofthecornerofhiseye;"buttherearealwaysfriendstotakecareofsuchthings。However,thatisnoneofmybusiness;everyonemustsettlehisownaffairsinhisownway。Now,then,saywhatyouhavetosay,distinctly。"
"Icame,monsieur,"shereplied,"toimploreyou,monsieur,toimploreMonsieurthejudge’sclerk,tospeakinourfavortoMonsieurthejustice—of—peace。MonsieurthevicarofSaint—Jacquesisalsotospeaktohim。ThatpoorMonsieurPicot!"shewenton,weeping,"they’llkillhimiftheycontinuetoworryhiminthisway。"
"Isha’n’tconcealfromyou,"saidCerizet,"thatthejustice—of—peaceisveryill—disposedtoyourcause。Youmusthaveseenthattheotherday,whenherefusedtoreceiveyou。AsforMonsieurDutocqandmyself,ourassistancewon’thelpyoumuch;andbesides,mygoodwoman,youaretooclose—mouthed。"
"MonsieuraskedmeifIhadlaidbyafewlittlesavings;andI
couldn’ttellhimthatIhad,be——becausetheyhavegonetokeeptheh——houseofthatpoorMonsieurPi——i——cot;andnowtheyaccusemeofr——robbinghim!"
MadameLambertsobbed。
"Myopinionis,"saidCerizet,"thatyouaremakingyourselfoutmuchpoorerthanyouare;andiffriendPeyradehere,whoseemstobemoreinyourconfidence,hadn’thistonguetiedbytherulesofhisprofession——"
"I!"saidlaPeyrade,hastily,"Idon’tknowanythingofmadame’saffairs。Sheaskedmetodrawupapetitiononamatterinwhichtherewasnothingjudicialorfinancial。"
"Ah!that’sit,isit?"saidCerizet。"MadamehaddoubtlessgonetoseeyouaboutthispetitionthedayDutocqmetheratyouroffice,themorningafterourdinnerattheRocherdeCancale——whenyouweresuchaRoman,youknow。"
Then,withoutseemingtoattachanyimportancetothereminiscence,headded:——
"Well,mygoodMadameLambert,I’llaskmypatrontospeaktothejustice—of—peace,and,ifIgetachance,I’llspeaktohimmyself;
but,Irepeatit,heisverymuchprejudicedagainstyou。"
MadameLambertretiredwithmanycurtseysandprotestationsofgratitude。WhenshewasfairlygonelaPeyraderemarked:——
"Youdon’tseemtobelievethatthatwomancametomeaboutapetition;andyetnothingwasevertruer。Sheisthoughtasaintinthestreetshelivesin,andthatoldmantheyaccuseherofrobbingisactuallykeptalivebyherdevotion,soI’mtold。Consequently,theneighborshaveputitintothegoodwoman’sheadtoapplyfortheMontyonprize;anditwasforthepurposeofputtingherclaimsinlegalshapethatsheappliedtome。"
"Dear!dear!theMontyonprize!"criedCerizet;"well,that’sanidea!
Mygoodfellow,weoughttohavecultivateditbefore,——I,especially,asbankerofthepoor,andyou,theiradvocate。Asforthisclientofyours,itisluckyforherMonsieurPicot’srelativesarenotmembersoftheFrenchacademy;itisinthecorrectionalpolice—court,sixthchamber,wheretheymeantogivehertherewardofvirtue。However,tocomebacktowhatweweretalkingabout。Itellyouthatafterallyourtergiversationsyouhadbettersettledownpeaceably;andI
adviseyou,asyourcountessdid,togoandseeduPortail。"
"Whoandwhatishe?"askedlaPeyrade。
"Heisalittleoldman,"repliedCerizet,"asshrewdasaweasel。Hegivesmetheideaofhavingdealingswiththedevil。Goandseehim!
Sight,astheysay,costsnothing。"
"Yes,"saidlaPeyrade,"perhapsIwill;but,firstofall,IwantyoutofindoutformeaboutthisComtessedeGodollo。"
"Whatdoyoucareabouther?Sheisnothingbutasupernumerary,thatcountess。"
"Ihavemyreasons,"saidlaPeyrade;"youcancertainlygetsomeinformationaboutherinthreedays;I’llcomeandseeyouthen。"
"Mygoodfellow,"saidCerizet,"youseemtometobeamusingyourselfwiththingsthatdon’tpay;youhaven’tfalleninlovewiththatgo—
between,haveyou?"
"Plaguetakehim!"thoughtlaPeyrade;"hespieseverything;there’snohidinganythingfromhim!No,"hesaid,aloud,"Iamnotinlove;
onthecontrary,Iamverycautious。Imustadmitthatthismarriagewithacrazygirldoesn’tattractme,andbeforeIgoastepintoitI
wanttoknowwhereIputmyfeet。Thesecrookedproceedingsarenotreassuring,andassomanyinfluencesarebeingbroughttobear,I
choosetocontrolonebyanother。Thereforedon’tplaysly,butgivemealltheinformationyougetintoyourpouchaboutMadamelaComtesseTornadeGodollo。IwarnyouIknowenoughtotesttheveracityofyourreport;andifIseeyouaretryingtooverreachmeI’llbreakoffshortwithyourduPortail。"
"Tryingtooverreachyou,monseigneur!"repliedCerizet,inthetoneandmannerofFredericLemaitre。"Whowoulddareattemptit?"
Ashepronouncedthosewordsinaslightlymockingtone,Dutocqappeared,accompaniedbyhislittleclerk。
"Blessme!"heexclaimed,seeinglaPeyradeandCerizettogether;
"here’sthetrinityreconstituted!buttheobjectofthealliance,the’casusfoederis,’hasfloatedoff。WhathaveyoudonetothatgoodBrigitte,laPeyrade?Sheisafteryourblood。"
"WhataboutThuillier?"askedlaPeyrade。
Molierewasreversed;herewasTartuffeinquiringforOrgon。
"Thuillierbeganbynotbeingveryhostiletoyou;butitnowseemsthattheseizurebusinesshastakenagoodturn,andhavinglessneedofyouheisgettingdrawnintohissister’swaters;andifthetendencycontinues,Ihaven’tadoubtthathe’llsooncometothinkyoudeservingofhanging。"
"Well,I’moutofitall,"saidlaPeyrade,"andifanybodyevercatchesmeinsuchamessagain!——Well,adieu,myfriends,"headded。
"Andyou,Cerizet,astowhatwewerespeakingabout,activity,safety,anddiscretion!"
WhenlaPeyradereachedthecourtyardofthemunicipalbuilding,hewasaccostedbyMadameLambert,whowaslyinginwaitforhim。
"Monsieurwouldn’tbelieve,Iamsure,"shesaid,inadeprecatingtone,"thevillainousthingsthatMonsieurCerizetsaidaboutme;
monsieurknowsitwasthelittlepropertyIreceivedfrommyuncleinEnglandthatIplacedinhishands。"
"Yes,yes,"saidlaPeyrade,"butyoumustunderstandthatwithalltheserumorssetaboutbyyourmaster’srelativestheprizeofvirtueisdesperatelyendangered。"
"IfitisGod’swillthatIamnottohaveit——"
"YououghtalsotounderstandhowimportantitisforyourintereststokeepsecrettheotherservicewhichIdidforyou。Atthefirstappearanceofanyindiscretiononyourpartthatmoney,asItoldyou,willbeperemptorilyreturnedtoyou。"
"Oh!monsieurmaybeeasyaboutthat。"
"Verywell;thengood—byetoyou,mydear,"saidlaPeyrade,inafriendlytone。
Asheturnedtoleaveher,anasalvoicewasheardfromawindowonthestaircase。
"MadameLambert!"criedCerizet,who,suspectingthecolloquy,hadgonetothestaircasewindowtomakesureofit。"MadameLambert!
MonsieurDutocqhasreturned;youmaycomeupandseehim,ifyoulike。"
ImpossibleforlaPeyradetopreventtheconference,althoughheknewthesecretofthattwenty—fivethousandfrancsranthegreatestdanger。
"Certainly,"hesaidtohimselfashewalkedaway,"I’minarunofill—luck;andIdon’tknowwhereitwillend。"
InBrigitte’snaturetherewassuchanall—devouringinstinctofdomination,thatitwaswithoutregret,and,wemayevensay,withasortofsecretjoythatshesawthedisappearanceofMadamedeGodollo。Thatwoman,shefelt,hadacrushingsuperiorityoverher;
andthis,whileithadgivenahigherordertotheThuillierestablishment,madeherillatease。Whenthereforetheseparationtookplace,whichwasdone,letusheresay,ongoodterms,andunderfairandhonorablepretexts,MademoiselleThuillierbreathedmorefreely。Shefeltlikethosekingslongswayedbyimperiousandnecessaryministers,whocelebratewithintheirheartsthedaywhendeathdeliversthemfromamasterwhoseservicesandrivalinfluencetheyimpatientlyendured。
ThuillierwasnotfarfromhavingthesamesentimentaboutlaPeyrade。
ButMadamedeGodollowasonlytheelegance,whereaslaPeyradewastheutilityofthehousetheyhadnowsimultaneouslyabandoned;andafterthelapseofafewdays,aterribleneedofTheodosemadeitselffeltintheliteraryandpoliticalexistenceofhisdear,goodfriend。
Themunicipalcouncillorfoundhimselfsuddenlyappointedtodraftanimportantreport。Hewasunabletodeclinethetask,saddledashewaswiththereputation,derivedfromhispamphlet,ofbeingamanoflettersandanablewriter;therefore,inpresenceoftheperiloushonorconferreduponhimbyhiscolleaguesofthegeneralCouncil,hesatdownterrifiedbyhissolitudeandhisinsufficiency。
Invaindidhelockhimselfintohisstudy,gorgehimselfwithblackcoffee,mendinnumerablepens,andwriteascoreoftimesattheheadofhispaper(whichhewascarefultocutoftheexactdimensionsasthatusedbylaPeyrade)thesolemnwords:"ReporttotheMembersoftheMunicipalCounciloftheCityofParis,"followed,onalinebyitself,byamagnificentMESSIEURS——nothingcameofit!Hewasfaintoissuefuriousfromhisstudy,complainingofthehorriblehouseholdracketwhich"cutthethreadofhisideas";thoughreallynogreaternoisethantheclosingofadoorortheopeningofaclosetorthemovingofachairhadmadeitselfheard。Allthis,however,didnothelptheadvancementofthework,whichremained,asbefore——simplybegun。
Mostfortunately,ithappenedthatRabourdin,wantingtomakesomechangeinhisapartment,came,aswasproper,tosubmithisplantotheownerofthehouse。Thuilliergrantedcordiallytherequestthatwasmadetohim,andthendiscoursedtohistenantaboutthereportwithwhichhewascharged,——beingdesirous,hesaid,toobtainhisideasonthesubject。
Rabourdin,towhomnoadministrativequestionwasforeign,veryreadilythrewuponthesubjectanumberofveryclearandlucidideas。
Hewasoneofthosementowhomthequalityoftheintellecttowhichtheyaddressthemselvesismoreorlessindifferent;afool,oramanoftalentwhowilllistentothem,servesequallywelltothinkaloudto,andtheyare,asastimulant,aboutthesamething。AfterRabourdinhadsaidhissay,heobservedthatThuillierhadnotunderstoodhim;buthehadlistenedtohimselfwithpleasure,andhewas,moreover,gratefulfortheattention,obtuseasitwas,ofhishearer,andalsoforthekindlinessofthelandlordinreceivinghisrequest。