Andhowisitkeptgood?
Lookatallthoseloadsofhay,whicharebeingcarriedoffthefield。Doyouthinkyoucantakeallthatawaywithoutputtinganythinginitsplace?
Whynot?
IfItookallthebutteroutofthechurn,whatmustIdoifI
wantmorebutterstill?
Putmorecreamin。
So,ifIwantmoregrasstogrow,Imustputonthesoilmoreofwhatgrassismadeof。
Butthebutterdon’tgrow,andthegrassdoes。
Whatdoesthegrassgrowin?
Thesoil。
Yes。Justasthebuttergrowsinthechurn。Soyoumustputfreshgrass—stuffcontinuallyintothesoil,asyouputfreshcreamintothechurn。Youhaveheardthefarmmensay,"Thatcrophastakenagooddealoutoftheland"?
Yes。
Thentheyspokeexacttruth。WhatwillthathayturnintobyChristmas?Can’tyoutell?Intomilk,ofcourse,whichyouwilldrink;andintohorsefleshtoo,whichyouwilluse。
Usehorseflesh?Noteatit?
No;wehavenotgotasfarasthat。WedidnotevenmakeupourmindstotastetheCambridgedonkey。Buteverytimethehorsedrawsthecarriage,heusesupsomuchmuscle;andthatmusclehemustgetbackagainbyeatinghayandcorn;andthathayandcornmustbeputbackagainintothelandbymanure,ortherewillbeallthelessforthehorsenextyear。Foronecannoteatone’scakeandkeepittoo;andnomorecanoneeatone’sgrass。
Sothisfieldisatrulywonderfulplace。Itisnouglypileofbrickandmortar,withatallchimneypouringoutsmokeandevilsmells,withunhealthy,haggardpeopletoilinginside。Whydoyoulooksurprised?
Because——becausenobodyeversaiditwas。Youmeanamanufactory。
Well,andthishay—fieldisamanufactory:onlylikemostofMadamHow’sworkshops,infinitelymorebeautiful,aswellasinfinitelymorecrafty,thananymanufactoryofman’sbuilding。
Itisbeautifultobehold,andhealthytoworkin;ajoyandblessingaliketotheeye,andthemind,andthebody:andyetitisamanufactory。
Butamanufactoryofwhat?
Ofmilkofcourse,andcows,andsheep,andhorses;andofyourbodyandmine——forweshalldrinkthemilkandeatthemeat。Andthereforeitisafleshandmilkmanufactory。Wemustputintoiteveryyearyard—stuff,tank—stuff,guano,bones,andanythingandeverythingofthatkin,thatMadamHowmaycookitforusintograss,andcookthegrassagainintomilkandmeat。Butifwedon’tgiveMadamHowmaterialtoworkon,wecannotexpecthertoworkforus。Andwhatdoyouthinkwillhappenthen?Shewillsettoworkforherself。Therichgrasseswilldwindleforwantofammonia(thatissmellingsalts),andtherichcloversforwantofphosphates(thatisbone—earth):andintheirplaceswillcomeoverthebanktheoldweedsandgrassoffthemoor,whichhavenotroomtogetinnow,becausethegroundiscovetedalready。Theywantnoammonianorphosphates——atalleventstheyhavenone,andthatiswhythecattleonthemoornevergetfat。Sotheycanlivewheretheserichgrassescannot。Andthentheywillconquerandthrive;andtheFieldwillturnintoWildoncemore。
Ah,mychild,thankGodforyourforefathers,whenyoulookoverthatboundarymark。ForthedifferencebetweentheFieldandtheWildisthedifferencebetweentheoldEnglandofMadamHow’smaking,andthenewEnglandwhichshehastaughtmantomake,carryingonwhatshehadonlybegunandhadnottimetofinish。
Thatmoorisapatternbitlefttoshowwhatthegreaterpartofthislandwaslikeforlongagesafterithadrisenoutofthesea;whentherewaslittleornothingontheflatuppermoorssaveheaths,andling,andclub—mosses,andsoftgorse,andneedle—
whin,andcreepingwillows;andfurzeandfernuponthebrows;andinthebottomsoakandash,beechandalder,hazelandmountainash,hollyandthorn,withhereandthereanaspenorabuckthorn(berry—bearingalderasyoucallit),andeverywhere——wherehecouldthrustdownhislongroot,andthrustuphislongshoots——
thatintrudingconquerorandinsolenttyrant,thebramble。Thereweresedgesandrushes,too,inthebogs,andcoarsegrassontheforestpastures——or"leas"aswecallthemtothisdayroundhere—
—butnorealgreenfields;and,Isuspect,veryfewgayflowers,saveinspringthesheetsofgoldengorse,andinsummerthepurpleheather。SuchwasoldEngland——orrather,suchwasthislandbeforeitwasEngland;afarsadder,damper,poorerlandthannow。Foronemanoronecoworsheepwhichcouldhavelivedonitthen,ahundredcanlivenow。Andyet,whatitwasonce,thatitmightbecomeagain,——itsurelywouldroundhere,ifthisbraveEnglishpeoplediedoutofit,andthelandwaslefttoitselfoncemore。
Whatwouldhappenthen,youmayguessforyourself,fromwhatyouseehappenwheneverthelandislefttoitself,asitisinthewoodabove。Inthatwoodyoucanstillseethegrassridgesandfurrowswhichshowthatitwasonceploughedandsownbyman;
perhapsaslateasthetimeofHenrytheEighth,whenagreatdealofpoorland,asyouwillreadsomeday,wasthrownoutoftillage,tobecomeforestanddownoncemore。Andwhatisthemountnow?Ajungleofoakandbeech,cherryandholly,youngandoldallgrowinguptogether,withthemountainashandbrambleandfurzecomingupsofastbeneaththem,thatwehavetocutthepathsclearagainyearbyyear。Why,eventhelittlecow—wheat,averyold—worldplant,whichonlygrowsinancientwoods,hasfounditswaybackagain,Iknownotwhence,andcoverstheopenspaceswithitsprettyyellowandwhiteflowers。Manhadconqueredthismount,yousee,fromMadamHow,hundredsofyearsago。Andshealwaysletsmanconquerher,becauseLadyWhywishesmantoconquer:onlyhemusthaveafairfightwithMadamHowfirst,andtryhisstrengthagainstherstotheutmost。Somanconqueredthewoodforawhile;anditbecamecornfieldinsteadofforest:buthewasnotstrongandwiseenoughthreehundredyearsagotokeepwhathehadconquered;andbackcameMadamHow,andtooktheplaceintoherownhands,andbadetheoldforesttreesandplantscomebackagain——astheywouldcomeiftheywerenotstoppedyearbyyear,downfromthewood,overthepastures——killingtherichgrassesastheywent,tilltheymetanotherforestcomingupfrombelow,andfoughtitformanyayear,tillbothmadepeace,andlivedquietlysidebysideforages。
Anotherforestcomingupfrombelow?Wherewoulditcomefrom?
Fromwhereitisnow。Comedownandlookalongthebrook,andeverydrainandgripwhichrunsintothebrook。Whatishere?
Seedlingalders,andsomewithiesamongthem。
Verywell。Youknowhowwepullthesealdersup,andcutthemdown,andyettheycontinuallycomeagain。Now,ifweandallhumanbeingsweretoleavethispastureforafewhundredyears,wouldnotthosealdersincreaseintoawood?Wouldtheynotkillthegrass,andspreadrightandleft,seedingthemselvesmoreandmoreasthegrassdied,andleftthegroundbare,tilltheymettheoaksandbeechescomingdownthehill?Andthenwouldbeginagreatfight,foryearsandyears,betweenoakandbeechagainstalderandwillow。
Buthowcantreesfight?Couldtheymoveorbeateachotherwiththeirboughs?
Notquitethat;thoughtheydobeateachotherwiththeirboughs,fiercelyenough,inagaleofwind;andthenthetreeswhohavestrongandstiffboughswoundthosewhohavebrittleandlimpboughs,andsohurtthem,andifthestormscomeoftenenough,killthem。Butamongthesetreesinashelteredvalleythelargerandstrongerwouldkilltheweakerandsmallerbysimplyovershadowingtheirtops,andstarvingtheirroots;starvingthem,indeed,somuchwhentheygrowverythick,thatthepoorlittleacorns,andbeechmast,andalderseedswouldnotbeabletosproutatall。Sotheywouldfight,killingeachother’schildren,tillthewarended——IthinkIcanguesshow。
How?
Thebeechesareasdaintyastheyarebeautiful;andtheydonotliketogettheirfeetwet。Sotheywouldventuredownthehillonlyasfarasthedrygroundlasts,andthosewhotriedtogrowanylowerwoulddie。Buttheoaksarehardy,anddonotcaremuchwheretheygrow。Sotheywouldfighttheirwaydownintothewetgroundamongthealdersandwillows,tilltheycametowheretheirenemiesweresothickandtall,thattheacornsastheyfellcouldnotsproutinthedarkness。Andsoyouwouldhaveatlast,alongthehill—side,aforestofbeechandoak,lowerdownaforestofoakandalder,andalongthestream—sidealdersandwillowsonly。
Andthatwouldbeaveryfairexampleofthegreatlawofthestruggleforexistence,whichcausesthecompetitionofspecies。
Whatisthat?
MadamHowisverystern,thoughsheisalwaysperfectlyjust;andthereforeshemakeseverylivingthingfightforitslife,andearnitsbread,fromitsbirthtillitsdeath;andrewardsitexactlyaccordingtoitsdeserts,andneithermorenorless。
Andthecompetitionofspeciesmeans,thateachthing,andkindofthings,hastocompeteagainstthethingsroundit;andtoseewhichisthestronger;andthestrongerlive,andbreed,andspread,andtheweakerdieout。
Butthatisveryhard。
Iknowit,mychild,Iknowit。Butsoitis。AndMadamHow,nodoubt,wouldbeoftenveryclumsyandverycruel,withoutmeaningit,becausesheneverseesbeyondherownnose,orthinksatallabouttheconsequencesofwhatsheisdoing。ButLadyWhy,whodoesthinkaboutconsequences,ishermistress,andordersheraboutforever。AndLadyWhyis,Ibelieve,aslovingassheiswise;andthereforewemusttrustthatsheguidesthisgreatwarbetweenlivingthings,andtakescarethatMadamHowkillsnothingwhichoughtnottodie,andtakesnothingawaywithoutputtingsomethingmorebeautifulandsomethingmoreusefulinitsplace;
andthatevenifEnglandwere,whichGodforbid,overrunoncemorewithforestsandbramble—brakes,thattoowouldbeofusesomehow,somewhere,somewhen,inthelongageswhicharetocomehereafter。
Andyoumustremember,too,thatsincemencameintotheworldwithrationalheadsontheirshoulders,LadyWhyhasbeenhandingovermoreandmoreofMadamHow’sworktothem,andsomeofherownworktoo:andbidsthemtoputbeautifulandusefulthingsintheplaceofuglyanduselessones;sothatnowitismen’sownfaultiftheydonotusetheirwits,anddobyalltheworldwhattheyhavedonebythesepastures——changeitfromabarrenmoorintoarichhay—field,bycopyingthelawsofMadamHow,andmakinggrasscompeteagainstheath。Butyoulookthoughtful:
whatisityouwanttoknow?
Why,yousayalllivingthingsmustfightandscrambleforwhattheycangetfromeachother:andmustnotItoo?ForIamalivingthing。
Ah,thatistheoldquestion,whichourLordansweredlongago,andsaid,"Benotanxiouswhatyeshalleatorwhatyeshalldrink,orwherewithalyoushallbeclothed。Forafterallthesethingsdotheheathenseek,andyourHeavenlyFatherknoweththatyehaveneedofthesethings。ButseekyefirstthekingdomofGodandHisrighteousness,andallthesethingsshallbeaddedtoyou。"Afew,veryfew,peoplehavetakenthatadvice。Buttheyhavebeenjustthesaltoftheearth,whichhaskeptmankindfromdecaying。
Butwhathasthattodowithit?
See。Youarealivingthing,yousay。Areyouaplant?
No。
Areyouananimal?
Idonotknow。Yes。IsupposeIam。Ieat,anddrink,andsleep,justasdogsandcatsdo。
Yes。Thereisnodenyingthat。NooneknewthatbetterthanSt。
Paulwhenhetoldmenthattheyhadaflesh;thatis,abody,andananimal’snatureinthem。ButSt。Paultoldthem——ofcoursehewasnotthefirsttosayso,forallthewiseheathenshaveknownthat——thattherewassomethingmoreinus,whichhecalledaspirit。Somecallitnowthemoralsentiment,someonething,someanother,butwewillkeeptotheoldword:weshallnotfindabetter。
Yes,IknowthatIhaveaspirit,asoul。
Bettertosaythatyouareaspirit。ButwhatdoesSt。Paulsay?
Thatourspiritistoconquerourflesh,andkeepitdown。Thatthemaninus,inshort,whichismadeinthelikenessofGod,istoconquertheanimalinus,whichismadeinthelikenessofthedogandthecat,andsometimes(Ifear)inthelikenessoftheapeorthepig。Youwouldnotwishtobelikeacat,muchlesslikeanapeorapig?
Ofcoursenot。
Thendonotcopythem,bycompetingandstrugglingforexistenceagainstotherpeople。
Whatdoyoumean?
Didyouneverwatchthepigsfeeding?
Yes,andhowtheygrudgeandquarrel,andshoveeachother’snosesoutofthetrough,andevenbiteeachotherbecausetheyaresojealouswhichshallgetmost。
Thatisit。Andhowthebiggestpigdrivestheothersaway,andwouldstarvethemwhilehegotfat,ifthemandidnotdrivehimoffinhisturn。
Oh,yes;Iknow。
Thennowiserthanthosepigsareworldlymenwhocompete,andgrudge,andstrugglewitheachother,whichshallgetmostmoney,mostfame,mostpowerovertheirfellow—men。Theywilltellyou,mychild,thatthatisthetruephilosophy,andthetruewisdom;
thatcompetitionisthenaturallawofsociety,andthesourceofwealthandprosperity。Donotyoulistentothem。Thatisthewisdomofthisworld,whichthefleshteachestheanimals;andthosewhofollowit,liketheanimals,willperish。SuchmenarenotevenaswiseasSweeptheretriever。
NotaswiseasSweep?
Notthey。SweepwillnottakeawayVictor’sbone,thoughheistentimesasbigasVictor,andcouldkillhiminamoment;andwhenhecatchesarabbit,doesheeatithimself?
Ofcoursenot;hebringsitandlaysitdownatourfeet。
Becausehelikesbettertodohisduty,andbepraisedforit,thantoeattherabbit,dearlyashelongstoeatit。
Butheisonlyananimal。Whotaughthimtobegenerous,anddutiful,andfaithful?
Who,indeed!Notwe,youknowthat,forhehasgrownupwithussinceapuppy。Howhelearntit,andhisparentsbeforehim,isamystery,ofwhichwecanonlysay,Godhastaughtthem,weknownothow。Butseewhathashappened——thatjustbecausedogshavelearntnottobeselfishandtocompete——thatis,havebecomecivilisedandtame——thereforeweletthemlivewithus,andlovethem。Becausetheytrytobegoodintheirsimpleway,thereforetheytoohaveallthingsaddedtothem,andlivefarhappier,andmorecomfortablelivesthantheselfishwolfandfox。
Butwhyhavenotallanimalsfoundoutthat?
Icannottell:theremaybewiseanimalsandfoolishanimals,astherearewiseandfoolishmen。Indeedthereare。Iseeaverywiseanimalthere,whonevercompetes;forshehaslearnedsomethingofthegoldenlesson——thatitismoreblessedtogivethantoreceive;andsheactsonwhatshehaslearnt,alldaylong。
Whichdoyoumean?Why,thatisabee。
Yes,itisabee:andIwishIwereasworthyinmyplaceasthatbeeisinhers。IwishIcouldactupaswellasshedoestothetruewisdom,whichisself—sacrifice。Forwhomisthatbeeworking?Forherself?Ifthatwasall,sheonlyneedstosuckthehoneyasshegoes。Butsheisstoringupthewaxunderherstomach,andbee—breadinherthighs——forwhom?Notforherselfonly,orevenforherownchildren:butforthechildrenofanotherbee,herqueen。Forthemshelaboursalldaylong,buildsforthem,feedsthem,nursesthem,spendsherloveandcunningonthem。Sodoesthatantonthepath。Sheiscarryinghomethatsticktobuildforotherants’children。Sodothewhiteantsinthetropics。Theyhavelearntnottocompete,buttohelpeachother;nottobeselfish,buttosacrificethemselves;andthereforetheyarestrong。
Butyoutoldmeoncethatantswouldfightandplundereachother’snests。Andoncewesawtwohivesofbeesfightingintheair,andfallingdeadbydozens。
Mychild,donotmenfight,andkilleachotherbythousandswithsharpshotandcoldsteel,because,thoughtheyhavelearntthevirtueofpatriotism,theyhavenotyetlearntthatofhumanity?
Wemustnotblamethebeesandantsiftheyarenowiserthanmen。
Atleasttheyarewiseenoughtostandupfortheircountry,thatis,theirhive,andworkforit,anddieforit,ifneedbe;andthatmakesthemstrong。
Buthowdoesthatmakethemstrong?
How,isadeepquestion,andoneIcanhardlyansweryet。Butthatithasmadethemsothereisnodoubt。Lookatthesolitarybees——thegovernorsaswecallthem,wholiveinpairs,inlittleholesinthebanks。Howfewofthemthereare;andtheyneverseemtoincreaseinnumbers。Thenlookatthehivebees,how,justbecausetheyarecivilised,——thatis,becausetheyhelpeachother,andfeedeachother,insteadofbeingsolitaryandselfish,——theybreedsofast,andgetsomuchfood,thatiftheywerenotkilledfortheirhoney,theywouldsoonbecomeanuisance,anddriveusoutoftheparish。
Butthenwegivethemtheirhivesreadymade。
True。Butinoldforestcountries,wheretreesdecayandgrowhollow,thebeesbreedinthem。
Yes。Irememberthebeetreeinthefiravenue。
Wellthen,inmanyforestsinhotcountriesthebeesswarminhollowtrees;andthey,andtheants,andthewhiteants,haveitalltheirownway,andarelordsandmasters,drivingtheverywildbeastsbeforethem,whiletheantsandwhiteantseatupallgardens,andplantations,andclothes,andfurniture;tillitisaseriousquestionwhetherinsomehotcountriesmanwilleverbeabletosettle,sostronghavetheantsgrown,byagesofcivilisation,andnotcompetingagainsttheirbrothersandsisters。
ButmayInotcompeteforprizesagainsttheotherboys?
Well,thereisnoharminthat;foryoudonotharmtheothers,evenifyouwin。Theywillhavelearntallthemore,whiletryingfortheprize;andsowillyou,evenifyoudon’tgetit。ButI
tellyoufairly,tryingforprizesisonlyfitforachild;andwhenyoubecomeaman,youmustputawaychildishthings——
competitionamongtherest。
ButsurelyImaytrytobebetterandwiserandmorelearnedthaneverybodyelse?
Mydearestchild,whytryforthat?Trytobeasgood,andwise,andlearnedasyoucan,andifyoufindanyman,ortenthousandmen,superiortoyou,thankGodforit。Doyouthinkthattherecanbetoomuchwisdomintheworld?
Ofcoursenot:butIshouldliketobethewisestmaninit。
Thenyouwouldonlyhavetheheaviestburdenofallmenonyourshoulders。
Why?
Becauseyouwouldberesponsibleformorefoolishpeoplethananyoneelse。RememberwhatwiseoldMosessaid,whensomeonecameandtoldhimthatcertainmeninthecampwereprophesying——"WouldGodalltheLord’speopledidprophesy!"Yes;itwouldhavesavedMosesmanyaheartache,andmanyasleeplessnight,ifalltheJewshadbeenwiseashewas,andwiserstill。Sodonotyoucompetewithgoodandwisemen,butsimplycopythem:andwhateveryoudo,donotcompetewiththewolves,andtheapes,andtheswineofthisworld;forthatisagameatwhichyouaresuretobebeaten。
Why?
BecauseLadyWhy,ifshelovesyou(asItrustshedoes),willtakecarethatyouarebeaten,lestyoushouldfancyitwasreallyprofitabletolivelikeacunningsortofanimal,andnotlikeatrueman。AndhowshewilldothatIcantellyou。Shewilltakecarethatyoualwayscomeacrossaworsemanthanyouaretryingtobe,——amoreapishman,whocantumbleandplaymonkey—tricksforpeople’samusementbetterthanyoucan;oramoreswinishman,whocangetatmoreofthepig’s—washthanyoucan;oramorewolfishman,whowilleatyouupifyoudonotgetoutofhisway;
andsoshewilldisappointanddisgustyou,mychild,withthatgreedy,selfish,vainanimallife,tillyouturnroundandseeyourmistake,andtrytolivethetruehumanlife,whichalsoisdivine;——tobejustandhonourable,gentleandforgiving,generousanduseful——inoneword,tofearGod,andkeepHiscommandments:
andasyoulivethatlife,youwillfindthat,bytheeternallawsofLadyWhy,allotherthingswillbeaddedtoyou;thatpeoplewillbegladtoknowyou,gladtohelpyou,gladtoemployyou,becausetheyseethatyouwillbeofusetothem,andwilldothemnoharm。Andifyoumeet(asyouwillmeet)withpeoplebetterandwiserthanyourself,thensomuchthebetterforyou;fortheywillloveyou,andbegladtoteachyouwhentheyseethatyouarelivingtheunselfishandharmlesslife;andthatyoucometothem,notasfoolishCritiascametoSocrates,tolearnpoliticalcunning,andbecomeaselfishandambitioustyrant,butaswisePlatocame,thathemightlearnthelawsofLadyWhy,andlovethemforhersake,andteachthemtoallmankind。Andsoyou,liketheplantsandanimals,willgetyourdesertsexactly,withoutcompetingandstrugglingforexistenceastheydo。
Andallthishascomeoutoflookingatthehay—fieldandthewildmoor。
Whynot?Thereisananimalinyou,andthereisamaninyou。
Iftheanimalgetstheupperhand,allyourcharacterwillfallbackintowilduselessmoor;ifthemangetstheupperhand,allyourcharacterwillbecultivatedintorichandfertilefield。
Choose。
Nowcomedownhome。Thehaymakersarerestingunderthehedge。
Thehorsesaredawdlinghometothefarm。Thesunisgettinglow,andtheshadowslong。Comehome,andgotobedwhilethehouseisfragrantwiththesmellofhay,anddreamthatyouarestillplayingamongthehaycocks。Whenyougrowold,youwillhaveotherandsadderdreams。
CHAPTERXI——THEWORLD’SEND
Hullo!hi!wakeup。Jumpoutofbed,andcometothewindow,andseewhereyouare。
Whatawonderfulplace!
Soitis:thoughitisonlypooroldIreland。Don’tyourecollectthatwhenwestartedItoldyouweweregoingtoIreland,andthroughittotheWorld’sEnd;andherewearenowsafeattheendoftheoldworld,andbeyondusthegreatAtlantic,andbeyondthatagain,thousandsofmilesaway,thenewworld,whichwillberichandprosperous,civilisedandnoble,thousandsofyearshence,whenthisoldworld,itmaybe,willbedead,andlittlechildrentherewillbereadingintheirhistorybooksofAncientEnglandandofAncientFrance,asyounowreadofGreeceandRome。
Butwhatawonderfulplaceitis!Whatarethosegreatgreenthingsstandingupinthesky,alloverpurpleribsandbars,withtheirtopshidintheclouds?
Thosearemountains;thebonesofsomeoldworld,whosepoorbaresidesMadamHowistryingtocoverwithrichgreengrass。
Andhowfaroffarethey?
HowIshouldliketowalkuptothetopofthatonewhichlooksquiteclose。
Youwillfinditalongwalkupthere;threemiles,Idaresay,overblackbogsandbanksofrock,andupcorriesandcliffswhichyoucouldnotclimb。Thereareplentyofcowsonthatmountain:
andyettheylooksosmall,youcouldnotseethem,norIeither,withoutaglass。Thatlongwhitestreak,zigzaggingdownthemountainside,isaroaringcataractoffoamfivehundredfeethigh,fullnowwithlastnight’srain;butbythisafternoonitwillhavedwindledtoalittlethread;andto—morrow,whenyougetup,ifnomorerainhascomedown,itwillbegone。MadamHowworkshereamongthemountainsswiftlyandhugely,andsometimesterriblyenough;asyoushallseewhenyouhavehadyourbreakfast,andcomedowntothebridgewithme。
Butwhatabeautifulplaceitis!Flowersandwoodsandalawn;
andwhatisthatgreatsmoothpatchinthelawnjustunderthewindow?
Isitanemptyflower—bed?
Ah,therebyhangsastrangetale。Wewillgoandlookatitafterbreakfast,andthenyoushallseewithyourowneyesoneofthewonderswhichIhavebeentellingyouof。
Andwhatisthatshiningbetweenthetrees?
Water。
Isitalake?
Notalake,thoughthereareplentyroundhere;thatissaltwater,notfresh。Lookawaytotheright,andyouseeitthroughtheopeningofthewoodsagainandagain:andnowlookabovethewoods。Youseeafaintblueline,andgrayandpurplelumpslikeclouds,whichrestuponitfaraway。That,child,isthegreatAtlanticOcean,andthoseareislandsinthefarwest。ThewaterwhichwashesthebottomofthelawnwasbutafewmonthsagopouringoutoftheGulfofMexico,betweentheBahamasandFlorida,andsweptawayhereasthegreatoceanriverofwarmwaterwhichwecalltheGulfStream,bringingwithitoutoftheopenoceantheshoalsofmackerel,andtheporpoisesandwhaleswhichfeeduponthem。Somefineafternoonwewillrundownthebayandcatchstrangefishes,suchasyouneversawbefore,andverylikelyseealivingwhale。
What?suchawhaleastheygetwhalebonefrom,andwhicheatssea—
moths?
No,theylivefarnorth,intheArcticcircle;thesearegrampuses,andbottle—noses,whichfeedonfish;notsobigastherightwhales,butquitebigenoughtoastonishyou,ifonecomesupandblowsclosetotheboat。Getyourselfdressedandcomedown,andthenwewillgoout;weshallhaveplentytoseeandtalkofateverystep。
Now,youhavefinishedyourbreakfastatlast,socomealong,andweshallseewhatweshallsee。Firstrunoutacrossthegravel,andscrambleupthatbankoflawn,andyouwillseewhatyoufanciedwasanemptyflower—bed。
Why,itisallhardrock。
Ah,youarecomeintothelandofrocksnow:outofthelandofsandandgravel;outofasoftyoungcorneroftheworldintoaveryhard,old,weather—beatencorner;andyouwillseerocksenough,andtoomanyforthepoorfarmers,beforeyougohomeagain。
Buthowbeautifullysmoothandflattherockis:andyetitisallrounded。
Whatisitlike?
Like——likethehalfofashell。
Notbadlysaid,butthinkagain。
Like——like——Iknowwhatitislike。Likethebackofsomegreatmonsterpeepingupthroughtheturf。
Youhavegotit。SuchrocksasthesearecalledinSwitzerland"rochesmoutonnees,"becausetheyare,peoplefancy,likesheep’sbacks。Nowlookatthecracksandlayersinit。Theyrunacrossthestone;theyhavenothingtodowiththeshapeofit。Youseethat?
Yes:butherearecracksrunningacrossthem,allalongthestone,tilltheturfhidesthem。
Lookatthemagain;theyarenocracks;theydonotgointothestone。
Isee。Theyarescratched;somethinglikethoseontheelder—stemathome,wherethecatssharpentheirclaws。Butitwouldtakeabigcattomakethem。
DoyourecollectwhatItoldyouofMadamHow’shand,moreflexiblethananyhandofman,andyetstrongenoughtogrindthemountainsintopaste?
Iknow。Ice!ice!ice!Butarethesereallyice—marks?
Child,ontheplacewherewenowstand,overrichlawns,andwarmwoods,andshininglochs,layonceonatimehundreds,itmaybethousands,offeetofsolidice,crawlingoffyondermountain—topsintotheoceanthereoutside;andthisisoneofitstracks。Seehowthescratchesallpointstraightdownthevalley,andstraightouttosea。Thosemountainsare2000feethigh:buttheyweremuchhigheronce;fortheicehasplanedthetopsoffthem。Then,itseemstome,theicesank,andleftthemountainsstandingoutofitabouthalftheirheight,andatthatlevelitstayed,tillithadplaneddownallthoselowermoorsofsmoothbarerockbetweenusandtheWesternocean;andthenitsankagain,anddwindledback,leavingmoraines(thatis,heapsofdirtandstones)allupthesevalleyshereandthere,tillatthelastitmeltedallaway,andpooroldIrelandbecamefittoliveinagain。
Wewillgodownthebaysomedayandlookatthosemoraines,someofthemquitehillsofearth,andthenyouwillseeforyourselfhowmightyachiseltheice—chiselwas,andwhatvastheapsofchipsithasleftbehind。Nowthen,downoverthelawntowardsthebridge。Listentotheriver,louderandloudereverystepwetake。
Whataroar!Isthereawaterfallthere?
No。Itisonlytheflood。Andunderneaththeroarofthatflood,doyounothearadeepernote——adullrumbling,asiffromunderground?
Yes。Whatisit?
Therollingofgreatstonesunderwater,whicharebeingpolishedagainsteachother,astheyhurrytowardthesea。Now,upontheparapetofthebridge。Iwillholdyoutight。LookandseeMadamHow’srain—spadeatwork。Lookattheterribleyellowtorrentbelowus,almostfillingupthearchesofthebridge,andleapinghighinwavesandcrestsoffoam。
Oh,thebridgeisfallingintothewater!
Notabit。Youarenotaccustomedtoseewaterrunningbelowyouattenmilesanhour。Nevermindthatfeeling。Itwillgooffinafewseconds。Look;thewaterisfullsixfeetupthetrunksofthetrees;overthegrassandthekingfern,andthetallpurpleloose—strife—
Oh!Herecomesatreedancingdown!
Andtherearesometurfswhichhavebeencutonthemountain。Andthereisareallysadsight。Lookwhatcomesnow。
One——two——three。
Why,theyaresheep。
Yes。Andasadlosstheywillbetosomepoorfellowintheglenabove。
Andoh!Lookatthepigturningroundandroundsolemnlyinthecornerundertherock。Poorpiggy!Heoughttohavebeenathomesafeinhisstye,andnotwanderingaboutthehills。Andwhatarethesecomingnow?
Butterfirkins,Ithink。Yes。Thisisagreatflood。Itiswelliftherearenoliveslost。
ButisitnotcruelofMadamHowtomakesuchfloods?
Well——letusaskoneofthesemenwhoarelookingoverthebridge。
Why,whatdoeshesay?Icannotunderstandoneword。IshetalkingIrish?
Irish—Englishatleast:butwhathesaidwas,thatitwasamightyfinefloodentirely,praisedbeGod;andwouldhelponthepotatoesandoatsafterthedrought,andsetthegrassgrowingagainonthemountains。
Andwhatishesayingnow?
Thattheriverwillbefullofsalmonandwhitetroutafterthis。
Whatdoeshemean?
Thatunderourfeetnow,ifwecouldseethroughthemuddywater,dozensofsalmonandsea—troutarerunningupfromthesea。
What!upthisfuriousstream?
Yes。Whatwouldbedeathtoyouispleasureandplaytothem。Uptheyaregoing,tospawninthelittlebrooksamongthemountains;
andallofthemarethebestoffood,fattenedontheherringsandspratsintheseaoutside,MadamHow’sfreegift,whichdoesnotcostmanafarthing,savetheexpenseofnetsandrodstocatchthem。
Howcanthatbe?
Iwillgiveyouabitofpoliticaleconomy。Supposeapoundofsalmonisworthashilling;andapoundofbeefisworthashillinglikewise。Beforewecaneatthebeef,ithascostperhapstenpencetomakethatpoundofbeefoutofturnipsandgrassandoil—cake;andsothecountryisonlytwopenceapoundricherforit。ButMr。Salmonhasmadehimselfoutofwhatheeatsinthesea,andsohascostnothing;andtheshillingapoundisallcleargain。There——youdon’tquiteunderstandthatpieceofpoliticaleconomy。Indeed,itisonlyinthelasttwoorthreeyearsthatolderheadsthanyourshavegottounderstandit,andhavepassedthewisenewsalmonlaws,bywhichtheriverswillbeoncemoreasrichwithfoodasthelandis,justastheywerehundredsofyearsago。Butnow,lookagainattheriver。Whatdoyouthinkmakesitsoyellowandmuddy?
Dirt,ofcourse。
Andwheredoesthatcomefrom?
Offthemountains?
Yes。Tonsontonsofwhitemudarebeingcarrieddownpastusnow;andwherewilltheygo?
Intothesea?
Yes,andsinkthereinthestillwater,tomakenewstrataatthebottom;andperhapsinthem,ageshence,someonewillfindthebonesofthosesheep,andofpoorMr。Pigtoo,fossil—
Andthebutterfirkinstoo。Whatfuntofindafossilbutterfirkin!
Butnowliftupyoureyestothejaggedmountaincrests,andtheirdarksidesalllacedwithsilverstreams。Outofeverycrackandcrannytherealoft,therainisbringingdowndirt,andstonestoo,whichhavebeensplitoffbythewinter’sfrosts,deepeningeverylittlehollow,andsharpeningeverypeak,andmakingthehillsmorejaggedandsteepyearbyyear。
Whentheicewentaway,thehillswereallscrapedsmoothandroundbytheglaciers,liketheflatrockuponthelawn;anduglyenoughtheymusthavelooked,mostlikegreatbrownbuns。Buteversincethen,MadamHowhasbeenscoopingthemoutagainbyherwater—chiselintodeepglens,mightycliffs,sharppeaks,suchasyouseealoft,andmakingtheoldhillsbeautifuloncemore。Why,eventheAlpsinSwitzerlandhavebeencarvedoutbyfrostandrain,outofsomegreatflat。TheverypeakoftheMatterhorn,ofwhichyouhavesooftenseenapicture,isbutonesinglepointleftofsomeenormousbunofrock。Alltheresthasbeencarvedawaybyrainandfrost;andsomedaytheMatterhornitselfwillbecarvedaway,anditslaststonetoppleintotheglacieratitsfoot。See,aswehavebeentalking,wehavegotintothewoods。
Oh,whatbeautifulwoods,justlikeourown。
Notquite。Therearesomethingsgrowingherewhichdonotgrowathome,asyouwillsoonsee。Andtherearenorocksathome,either,astherearehere。
Howstrange,toseetreesgrowingoutofrocks!Howdotheirrootsgetintothestone?
Thereisplentyofrichmouldinthecracksforthemtofeedon—
"Healthtotheoakofthemountains;hetruststothemightoftherock—clefts。
Deeplyhemines,andinpeacefeedsonthewealthofthestone。"
Howmanysortsoftreesthereare——oak,andbirchandnuts,andmountain—ash,andhollyandfurze,andheather。
Andifyouwenttosomeoftheislandsinthelakeupintheglen,youwouldfindwildarbutus——strawberry—tree,asyoucallit。Wewillgoandgetsomeonedayorother。
Howlongandgreenthegrassis,evenontherocks,andtheferns,andthemoss,too。Everythingseemsricherherethanathome。
Ofcourseitis。Youarehereinthelandofperpetualspring,wherefrostandsnowseldom,ornevercomes。
Oh,lookatthefernsunderthisrock!Imustpicksome。
Pickaway。Iwillwarrantyoudonotpickallthesorts。
Yes。Ihavegotthemallnow。
Notsohasty,child;thereisplentyofabeautifulferngrowingamongthatmoss,whichyouhavepassedover。Lookhere。
What!thatlittlethingafern!
Holdituptothelight,andsee。
Whatalovelylittlething,likeatransparentsea—weed,hungonblackwire。Whatisit?
Filmfern,Hymenophyllum。Butwhatareyoustaringatnow,withallyoureyes?
Oh!thatrockcoveredwithgreenstarsandacloudoflittlewhiteandpinkflowersgrowingoutofthem。
Aha!mygoodlittledog!Ithoughtyouwouldstandtothatgamewhenyoufoundit。
Whatisit,though?
Youmustanswerthatyourself。Youhaveseenitahundredtimesbefore。
Why,itisLondonPride,thatgrowsinthegardenathome。
Ofcourseitis:buttheIrishcallitSt。Patrick’scabbage;
thoughitgotherealongtimebeforeSt。Patrick;andSt。Patrickmusthavebeenveryshortofgarden—stuffifheeverateit。
ButhowdiditgetherefromLondon?
No,no。HowdiditgettoLondonfromhence?Forfromthiscountryitcame。IsupposetheEnglishbroughtithomeinQueenBess’sorJamestheFirst’stime。
Butifitiswildhere,andwillgrowsowellinEngland,whydowenotfinditwildinEnglandtoo?
ForthesamereasonthattherearenotoadsorsnakesinIreland。
TheyhadnotgotasfarasIrelandbeforeIrelandwaspartedofffromEngland。AndSt。Patrick’scabbage,andagoodmanyotherplants,hadnotgotasfarasEngland。
Butwhy?
Why,Idon’tknow。ButthisIknow:thatwhenMadamHowmakesanewsortofplantoranimal,shestartsitinonesingleplace,andleavesittotakecareofitselfandearnitsownliving——asshedoesyouandmeandeveryone——andspreadfromthatplaceallroundasfarasitcango。SoSt。Patrick’scabbagegotintothissouth—westofIreland,long,longago;andwassuchabravesturdylittleplant,thatitclambereduptothetopofthehighestmountains,andoveralltherocks。Butwhenitgottotherichlowlandstotheeastward,incountyCork,itfoundallthegroundtakenupalreadywithotherplants;andastheyhadenoughtodotolivethemselves,theywouldnotletSt。Patrick’scabbagesettleamongthem;andithadtobecontentwithlivinghereinthefar—west——and,whatwasverysad,hadnomeansofsendingwordtoitsbrothersandsistersinthePyreneeshowitwasgettingon。
Whatdoyoumean?Areyoumakingfunofme?
Nottheleast。Iamonlytellingyouaverystrangestory,whichisliterallytrue。Come,andsitdownonthisbench。Youcan’tcatchthatgreatbutterfly,heistoostrongonthewingforyou。
Butoh,whatabeautifulone!
Yes,orangeandblack,silverandgreen,agloriouscreature。Butyoumayseehimathomesometimes:thatplantclosetoyou,youcannotseeathome。
Why,itisonlygreatspurge,suchasgrowsinthewoodsathome。
No。ItisIrishspurgewhichgrowshere,andsometimesinDevonshire,andthenagaininthewestofEurope,downtothePyrenees。Don’ttouchit。Ourwoodspurgeispoisonousenough,butthisisworsestill;ifyougetadropofitsmilkonyourliporeye,youwillbeinagoniesforhalfaday。Thatistheevilplantwithwhichthepoacherskillthesalmon。
Howdotheydothat?
Whenthesalmonarespawningupinthelittlebrooks,andthewaterislow,theytakethatspurge,andgrinditbetweentwostonesunderwater,andletthemilkrundownintothepool;andatthatallthepoorsalmonturnupdead。Thencomesthewater—
bailiff,andcatchesthepoachers。Thencomesthepoliceman,withhisswordathissideandhistruncheonunderhisarm:andthencomesa"cheapjourney"toTraleeGaol,inwhichthosefoolishpoacherssitandreconsiderthemselves,anddeterminenottobreakthesalmonlaws——atleasttillnexttime。
Butwhyisitthatthisspurge,andSt。Patrick’scabbage,growonlyhereinthewest?Iftheygothereofthemselves,wheredidtheycomefrom?Alloutsidethereissea;andtheycouldnotfloatoverthat。
Come,Isay,andsitdownonthisbench,andIwilltellyouatale,——thestoryoftheOldAtlantis,thesunkenlandinthefarWest。OldPlato,theGreek,toldlegendsofit,whichyouwillreadsomeday;andnowitseemsasifthoseoldlegendshadsometruthinthem,afterall。WearestandingnowononeofthelastremainingscrapsoftheoldAtlanticland。Lookdownthebay。Doyouseefaraway,under,themountains,littleislands,longandlow?
Oh,yes。
Someoftheseareoldslate,likethemountains;othersarelimestone;bitsoftheoldcoral—reeftothewestofIrelandwhichbecamedryland。
Iknow。Youtoldmeaboutit。
Thenthatland,whichisalleatenupbythewavesnow,oncejoinedIrelandtoCornwall,andtoSpain,andtotheAzores,andI
suspecttotheCapeofGoodHope,andwhatisstranger,toLabrador,onthecoastofNorthAmerica。
Oh!Howcanyouknowthat?
Listen,andIwillgiveyouyourfirstlessoninwhatIcallBio—
geology。
Whatalongword!
IfyoucanfindashorteroneIshallbeverymuchobligedtoyou,forIhatelongwords。Butwhatitmeansis,——Tellinghowthelandhaschangedinshape,bytheplantsandanimalsuponit。Andifyoueverread(asyouwill)Mr。Wallace’snewbookontheIndianArchipelago,youwillseewhatwonderfuldiscoveriesmenmaymakeaboutsuchquestionsiftheywillbutusetheircommonsense。Youknowthecommonpinkheather——ling,aswecallit?
Ofcourse。
Thenthatlinggrows,notonlyhereandinthenorthandwestofEurope,butintheAzorestoo;and,whatismorestrange,inLabrador。Now,aslingcanneitherswimnorfly,doesnotcommonsensetellyouthatallthosecountrieswereprobablyjoinedtogetherinoldtimes?
Well:butitseemssostrange。
Soitis,mychild;andsoiseverything。But,asthefoolsaysinShakespeare—
"Alongtimeagotheworldbegan,Withheighho,thewindandtherain。"
Andthewindandtherainhavemadestrangeworkwiththepooroldworldeversince。Andthatisaboutallthatwe,whoarenotverymuchwiserthanShakespeare’sfool,cansayaboutthematter。Butagain——theLondonPridegrowshere,andsodoesanothersaxifrageverylikeit,whichwecallSaxifragaGeum。Now,whenIsawthosetwoplantsgrowingintheWesternPyrenees,betweenFranceandSpain,andwiththemthebeautifulbluebutterwort,whichgrowsintheseKerrybogs——wewillgoandfindsome——whatcouldIsaybutthatSpainandIrelandmusthavebeenjoinedonce?
Isupposeitmustbeso。
Again。Thereisalittlepinkbutterworthereinthebogs,whichgrows,too,indearoldDevonshireandCornwall;andalsointhesouth—westofScotland。Now,whenIfoundthattoo,inthebogsnearBiarritz,closetothePyrenees,andknewthatitstretchedawayalongtheSpanishcoast,andintoPortugal,whatcouldmycommonsenseleadmetosaybutthatScotland,andIreland,andCornwall,andSpainwerealljoinedonce?Thoseareonlyafewexamples。Icouldgiveyouadozenmore。Forinstance,onanislandawaytheretothewest,andonlyinonespot,theregrowsalittlesortoflily,whichisfoundIbelieveinBrittany,andontheSpanishandPortugueseheaths,andeveninNorth—westAfrica。
AndthatAfricaandSpainwerejoinednotsoverylongagoattheStraitsofGibraltarthereisnodoubtatall。
ButwheredidtheMediterraneanSearunoutthen?
Perhapsitdidnotrunoutatall;butwasasalt—waterlake,liketheCaspian,ortheDeadSea。PerhapsitranoutoverwhatisnowtheSahara,thegreatdesertofsand,for,thatwasasea—bottomnotlongago。
Butthen,howwasthislandofAtlantisjoinedtotheCapeofGoodHope?
Icannotsayhow,orwheneither。Butthisisplain:theplaceintheworldwherethemostbeautifulheathsgrowistheCapeofGoodHope?YouknowIshowedyouCapeheathsonceatthenurserygardener’sathome。
Ohyes,pink,andyellow,andwhite;somuchlargerthanours。
Thenitseems(Ionlysayitseems)asiftheremusthavebeensomelandoncetothewestward,fromwhichthedifferentsortsofheathspreadsouth—eastwardtotheCape,andnorth—eastwardintoEurope。Andthattheycamenorth—eastwardintoEuropeseemscertain;fortherearenoheathsinAmericaorAsia。
Buthownorth—eastward?
Think。Standwithyourfacetothesouthandthink。Ifathingcomesfromthesouth—west——fromthere,itmustgotothenorth—
east—towardsthere。Mustitnot?
Ohyes,Isee。
Nowthen——Thefartheryougosouth—west,towardsSpain,themorekindsofheaththereare,andthehandsomer;asiftheiroriginalhome,fromwhichtheystarted,wassomewheredownthere。
Moresorts!Whatsorts?
Howmanysortsofheathhaveweathome?
Three,ofcourse:ling,andpurpleheath,andbottleheath。
AndtherearenomoreinallEngland,orWales,orScotland,except——Now,listen。IntheveryfarthestendofCornwalltherearetwomoresorts,theCornishheathandtheOrange—bell;andtheysay(thoughIneversawit)thattheOrange—bellgrowsnearBournemouth。
Well。Thatissouthandwesttoo。
Soitis:butthatmakesfiveheaths。NowinthesouthandwestofIrelandallthesefiveheathsgrow,andtwomore:thegreatIrishheath,withpurplebells,andtheMediterraneanheath,whichflowersinspring。
Oh,Iknowthem。TheygrowintheRhododendronbedsathome。
Ofcourse。Nowagain。IfyouwentdowntoSpain,youwouldfindallthosesevenheaths,andothersortswiththem,andthosewhicharerareinEnglandandIrelandarecommonthere。AboutBiarritz,ontheSpanishfrontier,allthemoorsarecoveredwithCornishheath,andthebogswithOrange—bell,andlovelytheyaretosee;
andgrowingamongthemisatallheathsixfeethigh,whichtheycalltherebruyere,orBroomheath,becausetheymakebroomsofit:
andoutofitsrootsthe"briar—root"pipesaremade。Thereareotherheathsaboutthatcountry,too,whosenamesIdonotknow;
sothatwhenyouarethere,youfancyyourselfintheveryhomeoftheheaths:butyouarenot。TheymusthavecomefromsomelandnearwheretheAzoresarenow;orhowcouldheathshavegotpastAfrica,andthetropics,totheCapeofGoodHope?
Itseemsverywonderful,tobeabletofindoutthattherewasagreatlandonceintheoceanallbyafewlittleheaths。
Notbythemonly,child。Therearemanyotherplants,andanimalstoo,whichmakeonethinkthatsoitmusthavebeen。AndnowI
willtellyousomethingstrangerstill。Theremayhavebeenatime——somepeoplesaythattheremust——whenAfricaandSouthAmericawerejoinedbyland。
AfricaandSouthAmerica!Wasthatbeforetheheathscamehere,orafter?
Icannottell:butIthink,probablyafter。Butthisiscertain,thattheremusthavebeenatimewhenfigs,andbamboos,andpalms,andsarsaparillas,andmanyothersortsofplantscouldgetfromAfricatoAmerica,ortheotherway,andindeedalmostroundtheworld。AboutthesouthofFranceandItalyyouwillseeonebeautifulsarsaparilla,withhookedprickles,zigzaggingandtwiningaboutoverrocksandruins,trunksandstems:andwhenyoudo,ifyouhaveunderstanding,itwillseemasstrangetoyouasitdidtometorememberthatthehomeofthesarsaparillasisnotinEurope,butintheforestsofBrazil,andtheRiverPlate。
Oh,Ihaveheardabouttheirgrowingthere,andstainingtheriversbrown,andmakingthemgoodmedicinetodrink:butIneverthoughttherewereanyinEurope。
Thereareonlyoneortwo,andhowtheygotthereisamarvelindeed。Butnow——IftherewasnotdrylandbetweenAfricaandSouthAmerica,howdidthecatsgetintoAmerica?Fortheycannotswim。
Cats?Peoplemighthavebroughtthemover。
JaguarsandPumas,whichyoureadofinCaptainMayneReid’sbooks,arecats,andsoaretheOcelotsortigercats。
Oh,IsawthemattheZoologicalGardens。
Butnoonewouldbringthemover,Ishouldthink,excepttoputthemintheZoo。
Notunlesstheywereveryfoolish。
AndmuchstrongerandclevererthanthesavagesofSouthAmerica。
No,thosejaguarsandpumushavebeeninAmericaforages:andtherearethosewhowilltellyou——andIthinktheyhavesomereasonontheirside——thatthejaguar,withhisroundpatchesofspots,wasonceverymuchthesameastheAfricanandIndianleopard,whocanclimbtreeswell。SowhenhegotintothetropicforestsofAmerica,hetooktothetrees,andlivedamongthebranches,feedingonslothsandmonkeys,andnevercomingtothegroundforweeks,tillhegrewfatterandstrongerandfarmoreterriblethanhisforefathers。Andtheywilltellyou,too,thatthepumawas,perhaps——Ionlysayperhaps——somethinglikethelion,who(youknow)hasnospots。Butwhenhegotintotheforests,hefoundverylittlefoodunderthetrees,onlyaveryfewdeer;andsohewasstarved,anddwindleddowntothepoorlittlesheep—stealingrogueheisnow,ofwhomnobodyisafraid。
Oh,yes!IremembernowA。saidheandhismenkilledsixinoneday。Butdoyouthinkitisalltrueaboutthepumasandjaguars?
Mychild,Idon’tsaythatitistrue:butonlythatitislikelytobetrue。Insciencewemustbecautiousandmodest,andreadytoalterourmindswheneverwelearnfreshfacts;onlykeepingsureofonething,thatthetruth,whenwefinditout,willbefarmorewonderfulthananynotionsofours。See!Aswehavebeentalkingwehavegotnearlyhome:andluncheonmustbeready。
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Whyareyouopeningyoureyesatmelikethedogwhenhewantstogooutwalking?
BecauseIwanttogoout。ButIdon’twanttogooutwalking。I
wanttogointheyacht。
Intheyacht?Itdoesnotbelongtome。
Oh,thatisonlyfun。Iknoweverybodyisgoingoutinittoseesuchabeautifulislandfullofferns,andhaveapicnicontherocks;andIknowyouaregoing。
ThenyouknowmorethanIdomyself。
ButIheardthemsayyouweregoing。
ThentheyknowmorethanIdomyself。
Butwouldyounotliketogo?
Imightliketogoverymuchindeed;butasIhavebeenknockedaboutatseaagooddeal,andperhapsmorethanIintendtobeagain,itisnonoveltytome,andtheremightbeotherthingswhichIlikedstillbetter:forinstance,spendingtheafternoonwithyou。
ThenamInottogo?
Ithinknot。Don’tpullsuchalongface:butbeaman,andmakeupyourmindtoit,asthegeesedotogoingbarefoot。
ButwhymayInotgo?
BecauseIamnotMadamHow,butyourDaddy。
Whatcanthathavetodowithit?
IfyouaskedMadamHow,doyouknowwhatshewouldanswerinamoment,ascivillyandkindlyascouldbe?Shewouldsay——Ohyes,gobyallmeans,andpleaseyourself,myprettylittleman。MyworldistheParadisewhichtheIrishmantalkedof,inwhich"amanmightdowhatwasrightinthesightofhisowneyes,andwhatwaswrongtoo,ashelikedit。"
ThenMadamHowwouldletmegointheyacht?
Ofcourseshewould,orjumpoverboardwhenyouwereinit;orputyourfingerinthefire,andyourheadafterwards;oreatIrishspurge,anddielikethesalmon;oranythingelseyouliked。
NobodyissoindulgentasMadamHow:andshewouldbethedearestoldladyintheworld,butforoneuglytrickthatshehas。Shenevertellsanyonewhatiscoming,butleavesthemtofinditoutforthemselves。Sheletsthemputtheirfingersinthefire,andnevertellsthemthattheywillgetburnt。
Butthatisverycruelandtreacherousofher。
Myboy,ourbusinessisnottocallhardnames,buttotakethingsaswefindthem,astheHighlandmansaidwhenheatethebraxymutton。NowshallI,becauseIamyourDaddy,tellyouwhatMadamHowwouldnothavetoldyou?Whenyougetonboardtheyacht,youwillthinkitallverypleasantforanhour,aslongasyouareinthebay。Butpresentlyyouwillgetalittlebored,andrunaboutthedeck,anddisturbpeople,andwanttosithere,there,andeverywhere,whichIshouldnotlike。Andwhenyougetbeyondthatheadland,youwillfindthegreatrollerscominginfromtheAtlantic,andthecuttertossingandheavingasyouneverfeltbefore,underaburningsun。Andthenmymerrylittleyounggentlemanwillbegintofeelalittlesick;andthenverysick,andmoremiserablethanheeverfeltinhislife;andwishathousandtimesoverthathewassafeathome,evendoingsumsinlongdivision;andhewillgiveagreatdealoftroubletovariouskindladies——whichnoonehasarighttodo,ifhecanhelpit。
OfcourseIdonotwishtobesick:onlyitlookssuchbeautifulweather。
Andsoitis:butdon’tfancythatlastnight’srainandwindcanhavepassedwithoutsendinginsuchaswellaswillfrightenyou,whenyouseethecutterclimbinguponesideofawave,andrunningdowntheother;MadamHowtellsmethat,thoughshewillnottellyouyet。