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DrWallisBudgeoftheBritishMuseumasasmalltokenofgratitudeforhisunfailingkindnessandhelpinthemakingofitCONTENTS
1。ThePsammead2。TheHalfAmulet3。ThePast4。EightThousandYearsAgo5。TheFightintheVillage6。TheWaytoBabylon7。’TheDeepestDungeonBelowtheCastleMoat’
8。TheQueeninLondon9。Atlantis10。TheLittleBlackGirlandJuliusCaesar11。BeforePharaoh12。TheSorry—PresentandtheExpelledLittleBoy13。TheShipwreckontheTinIslands14。TheHeart’sDesireCHAPTER1
THEPSAMMEAD
Therewereoncefourchildrenwhospenttheirsummerholidaysinawhitehouse,happilysituatedbetweenasandpitandachalkpit。
Onedaytheyhadthegoodfortunetofindinthesandpitastrangecreature。Itseyeswereonlonghornslikesnail’seyes,anditcouldmovetheminandoutliketelescopes。Ithadearslikeabat’sears,anditstubbybodywasshapedlikeaspider’sandcoveredwiththicksoftfur——andithadhandsandfeetlikeamonkey’s。Ittoldthechildren——whosenameswereCyril,Robert,Anthea,andJane——thatitwasaPsammeadorsand—fairy。
(PsammeadispronouncedSammy—ad。)Itwasold,old,old,anditsbirthdaywasalmostattheverybeginningofeverything。Andithadbeenburiedinthesandforthousandsofyears。Butitstillkeptitsfairylikeness,andpartofthisfairylikenesswasitspowertogivepeoplewhatevertheywishedfor。Youknowfairieshavealwaysbeenabletodothis。Cyril,Robert,Anthea,andJanenowfoundtheirwishescometrue;but,somehow,theynevercouldthinkofjusttherightthingstowishfor,andtheirwishessometimesturnedoutveryoddlyindeed。IntheendtheirunwisewishingslandedtheminwhatRobertcalled’averytightplaceindeed’,andthePsammeadconsentedtohelpthemoutofitinreturnfortheirpromisenevernevertoaskittograntthemanymorewishes,andnevertotellanyoneaboutit,becauseitdidnotwanttobebotheredtogivewishestoanyoneeveranymore。AtthemomentofpartingJanesaidpolitely——
’Iwishweweregoingtoseeyouagainsomeday。’
AndthePsammead,touchedbythisfriendlythought,grantedthewish。ThebookaboutallthisiscalledFiveChildrenandIt,anditendsupinamosttiresomewaybysaying——
’ThechildrenDIDseethePsammeadagain,butitwasnotinthesandpit;itwas——butImustsaynomore——’
ThereasonthatnothingmorecouldbesaidwasthatIhadnotthenbeenabletofindoutexactlywhenandwherethechildrenmetthePsammeadagain。OfcourseIknewtheywouldmeetit,becauseitwasabeastofitsword,andwhenitsaidathingwouldhappen,thatthinghappenedwithoutfail。HowdifferentfromthepeoplewhotellusaboutwhatweatheritisgoingtobeonThursdaynext,inLondon,theSouthCoast,andChannel!
ThesummerholidaysduringwhichthePsammeadhadbeenfoundandthewishesgivenhadbeenwonderfulholidaysinthecountry,andthechildrenhadthehighesthopesofjustsuchanotherholidayforthenextsummer。ThewinterholidayswerebeguiledbythewonderfulhappeningsofThePhoenixandtheCarpet,andthelossofthesetwotreasureswouldhaveleftthechildrenindespair,butforthesplendidhopeoftheirnextholidayinthecountry。
Theworld,theyfelt,andindeedhadsomereasontofeel,wasfullofwonderfulthings——andtheywerereallythesortofpeoplethatwonderfulthingshappento。Sotheylookedforwardtothesummerholiday;butwhenitcameeverythingwasdifferent,andvery,veryhorrid。FatherhadtogoouttoManchuriatotelegraphnewsaboutthewartothetiresomepaperhewrotefor——theDailyBellower,orsomethinglikethat,wasitsname。
AndMother,poordearMother,wasawayinMadeira,becauseshehadbeenveryill。AndTheLamb——Imeanthebaby——waswithher。
AndAuntEmma,whowasMother’ssister,hadsuddenlymarriedUncleReginald,whowasFather’sbrother,andtheyhadgonetoChina,whichismuchtoofaroffforyoutoexpecttobeaskedtospendtheholidaysin,howeverfondyourauntandunclemaybeofyou。SothechildrenwereleftinthecareofoldNurse,wholivedinFitzroyStreet,neartheBritishMuseum,andthoughshewasalwaysverykindtothem,andindeedspoiledthemfarmorethanwouldbegoodforthemostgrown—upofus,thefourchildrenfeltperfectlywretched,andwhenthecabhaddrivenoffwithFatherandallhisboxesandgunsandthesheepskin,withblanketsandthealuminiummess—kitinsideit,thestoutestheartquailed,andthegirlsbrokedownaltogether,andsobbedineachother’sarms,whiletheboyseachlookedoutofoneofthelonggloomywindowsoftheparlour,andtriedtopretendthatnoboywouldbesuchamuffastocry。
IhopeyounoticethattheywerenotcowardlyenoughtocrytilltheirFatherhadgone;theyknewhehadquiteenoughtoupsethimwithoutthat。Butwhenhewasgoneeveryonefeltasifithadbeentryingnottocryallitslife,andthatitmustcrynow,ifitdiedforit。Sotheycried。
Tea——withshrimpsandwatercress——cheeredthemalittle。Thewatercresswasarrangedinahedgeroundafatglasssalt—cellar,atastefuldevicetheyhadneverseenbefore。Butitwasnotacheerfulmeal。
AfterteaAntheawentuptotheroomthathadbeenFather’s,andwhenshesawhowdreadfullyhewasn’tthere,andrememberedhoweveryminutewastakinghimfurtherandfurtherfromher,andnearerandnearertothegunsoftheRussians,shecriedalittlemore。ThenshethoughtofMother,illandalone,andperhapsatthatverymomentwantingalittlegirltoputeau—de—cologneonherhead,andmakehersuddencupsoftea,andshecriedmorethanever。AndthensherememberedwhatMotherhadsaid,thenightbeforeshewentaway,aboutAntheabeingtheeldestgirl,andabouttryingtomaketheothershappy,andthingslikethat。
Soshestoppedcrying,andthoughtinstead。Andwhenshehadthoughtaslongasshecouldbearshewashedherfaceandcombedherhair,andwentdowntotheothers,tryingherbesttolookasthoughcryingwereanexerciseshehadneverevenheardof。
Shefoundtheparlourindeepestgloom,hardlyrelievedatallbytheeffortsofRobert,who,tomakethetimepass,waspullingJane’shair——nothard,butjustenoughtotease。
’Lookhere,’saidAnthea。’Let’shaveapalaver。’ThisworddatedfromtheawfuldaywhenCyrilhadcarelesslywishedthattherewereRedIndiansinEngland——andtherehadbeen。Thewordbroughtbackmemoriesoflastsummerholidaysandeveryonegroaned;theythoughtofthewhitehousewiththebeautifultangledgarden——lateroses,asters,marigold,sweetmignonette,andfeatheryasparagus——ofthewildernesswhichsomeonehadoncemeanttomakeintoanorchard,butwhichwasnow,asFathersaid,’fiveacresofthistleshauntedbytheghostsofbabycherry—trees’。Theythoughtoftheviewacrossthevalley,wherethelime—kilnslookedlikeAladdin’spalacesinthesunshine,andtheythoughtoftheirownsandpit,withitsfringeofyellowygrassesandpale—stringy—stalkedwildflowers,andthelittleholesinthecliffthatwerethelittlesand—martins’littlefrontdoors。Andtheythoughtofthefreefreshairsmellingofthymeandsweetbriar,andthescentofthewood—smokefromthecottagesinthelane——andtheylookedroundoldNurse’sstuffyparlour,andJanesaid——
’Oh,howdifferentitallis!’
Itwas。OldNursehadbeeninthehabitoflettinglodgings,tillFathergaveherthechildrentotakecareof。Andherroomswerefurnished’forletting’。Nowitisaveryoddthingthatnooneeverseemstofurnisharoom’forletting’inabitthesamewayasonewouldfurnishitforlivingin。Thisroomhadheavydarkredstuffcurtains——thecolourthatbloodwouldnotmakeastainon——withcoarselacecurtainsinside。Thecarpetwasyellow,andviolet,withbitsofgreyandbrownoilclothinoddplaces。Thefireplacehadshavingsandtinselinit。Therewasaveryvarnishedmahoganychiffonier,orsideboard,withalockthatwouldn’tact。Therewerehardchairs——fartoomanyofthem——withcrochetantimacassarsslippingofftheirseats,allofwhichslopedthewrongway。Thetableworeaclothofacruelgreencolourwithayellowchain—stitchpatternroundit。Overthefireplacewasalooking—glassthatmadeyoulookmuchuglierthanyoureallywere,howeverplainyoumightbetobeginwith。
Thentherewasamantelboardwithmaroonplushandwoolfringethatdidnotmatchtheplush;adrearyclocklikeablackmarbletomb——itwassilentasthegravetoo,forithadlongsinceforgottenhowtotick。Andtherewerepaintedglassvasesthatneverhadanyflowersin,andapaintedtambourinethatnooneeverplayed,andpaintedbracketswithnothingonthem。
’Andmaple—framedengravingsoftheQueen,theHousesofParliament,thePlainsofHeaven,andofablunt—nosedwoodman’sflatreturn。’
Thereweretwobooks——lastDecember’sBradshaw,andanoddvolumeofPlumridge’sCommentaryonThessalonians。Therewere——butI
cannotdwelllongeronthispainfulpicture。Itwasindeed,asJanesaid,verydifferent。
’Let’shaveapalaver,’saidAntheaagain。
’Whatabout?’saidCyril,yawning。
’There’snothingtohaveANYTHINGabout,’saidRobertkickingthelegofthetablemiserably。
’Idon’twanttoplay,’saidJane,andhertonewasgrumpy。
Antheatriedveryhardnottobecross。Shesucceeded。
’Lookhere,’shesaid,’don’tthinkIwanttobepreachyorabeastinanyway,butIwanttowhatFathercallsdefinethesituation。Doyouagree?’
’Fireahead,’saidCyrilwithoutenthusiasm。
’Wellthen。Weallknowthereasonwe’restayinghereisbecauseNursecouldn’tleaveherhouseonaccountofthepoorlearnedgentlemanonthetop—floor。AndtherewasnooneelseFathercouldentrusttotakecareofus——andyouknowit’stakenalotofmoney,Mother’sgoingtoMadeiratobemadewell。’
Janesniffedmiserably。
’Yes,Iknow,’saidAntheainahurry,’butdon’tlet’sthinkabouthowhorriditallis。Imeanwecan’tgotothingsthatcostalot,butwemustdoSOMETHING。AndIknowthereareheapsofthingsyoucanseeinLondonwithoutpayingforthem,andI
thoughtwe’dgoandseethem。Weareallquiteoldnow,andwehaven’tgotTheLamb——’
Janesniffedharderthanbefore。
’Imeannoonecansay"No"becauseofhim,dearpet。AndI
thoughtweMUSTgetNursetoseehowquiteoldweare,andletusgooutbyourselves,orelseweshallneverhaveanysortofatimeatall。AndIvoteweseeeverythingthereis,andlet’sbeginbyaskingNursetogiveussomebitsofbreadandwe’llgotoStJames’sPark。Thereareducksthere,Iknow,wecanfeedthem。OnlywemustmakeNurseletusgobyourselves。’
’Hurrahforliberty!’saidRobert,’butshewon’t。’
’Yesshewill,’saidJaneunexpectedly。’_I_thoughtaboutthatthismorning,andIaskedFather,andhesaidyes;andwhat’smorehetoldoldNursewemight,onlyhesaidwemustalwayssaywherewewantedtogo,andifitwasrightshewouldletus。’
’ThreecheersforthoughtfulJane,’criedCyril,nowrousedatlastfromhisyawningdespair。’Isay,let’sgonow。’
Sotheywent,oldNurseonlybeggingthemtobecarefulofcrossings,andtoaskapolicemantoassistinthemoredifficultcases。Buttheywereusedtocrossings,fortheyhadlivedinCamdenTownandknewtheKentishTownRoadwherethetramsrushupanddownlikemadatallhoursofthedayandnight,andseemasthough,ifanything,theywouldratherrunoveryouthannot。
Theyhadpromisedtobehomebydark,butitwasJuly,sodarkwouldbeverylateindeed,andlongpastbedtime。
TheystartedtowalktoStJames’sPark,andalltheirpocketswerestuffedwithbitsofbreadandthecrustsoftoast,tofeedtheduckswith。Theystarted,Irepeat,buttheynevergotthere。
BetweenFitzroyStreetandStJames’sParkthereareagreatmanystreets,and,ifyougotherightwayyouwillpassagreatmanyshopsthatyoucannotpossiblyhelpstoppingtolookat。Thechildrenstoppedtolookatseveralwithgold—laceandbeadsandpicturesandjewelleryanddresses,andhats,andoystersandlobstersintheirwindows,andtheirsorrowdidnotseemnearlysoimpossibletobearasithaddoneinthebestparlouratNo。
300,FitzroyStreet。
Presently,bysomewonderfulchanceturnofRobert’s(whohadbeenvotedCaptainbecausethegirlsthoughtitwouldbegoodforhim——andindeedhethoughtsohimself——andofcourseCyrilcouldn’tvoteagainsthimbecauseitwouldhavelookedlikeameanjealousy),theycameintothelittleinterestingcriss—crossystreetsthatheldthemostinterestingshopsofall——theshopswherelivethingsweresold。Therewasoneshopwindowentirelyfilledwithcages,andallsortsofbeautifulbirdsinthem。Thechildrenweredelightedtilltheyrememberedhowtheyhadoncewishedforwingsthemselves,andhadhadthem——andthentheyfelthowdesperatelyunhappyanythingwithwingsmustbeifitisshutupinacageandnotallowedtofly。
’Itmustbefairlybeastlytobeabirdinacage,’saidCyril。
’Comeon!’
Theywenton,andCyriltriedtothinkoutaschemeformakinghisfortuneasagold—diggeratKlondyke,andthenbuyingallthecagedbirdsintheworldandsettingthemfree。Thentheycametoashopthatsoldcats,butthecatswereincages,andthechildrencouldnothelpwishingsomeonewouldbuyallthecatsandputthemonhearthrugs,whicharetheproperplacesforcats。
Andtherewasthedog—shop,andthatwasnotahappythingtolookateither,becauseallthedogswerechainedorcaged,andallthedogs,bigandlittle,lookedatthefourchildrenwithsadwistfuleyesandwaggedbeseechingtailsasiftheyweretryingtosay,’Buyme!buyme!buyme!andletmegoforawalkwithyou;oh,dobuyme,andbuymypoorbrotherstoo!Do!do!
do!’Theyalmostsaid,’Do!do!do!’plaintotheear,astheywhined;allbutonebigIrishterrier,andhegrowledwhenJanepattedhim。
’Grrrrr,’heseemedtosay,ashelookedatthemfromthebackcornerofhiseye——’YOUwon’tbuyme。Nobodywill——ever——Ishalldiechainedup——andIdon’tknowthatIcarehowsoonitis,either!’
Idon’tknowthatthechildrenwouldhaveunderstoodallthis,onlyoncetheyhadbeeninabesiegedcastle,sotheyknewhowhatefulitistobekeptinwhenyouwanttogetout。
Ofcoursetheycouldnotbuyanyofthedogs。Theydid,indeed,askthepriceofthevery,verysmallest,anditwassixty—fivepounds——butthatwasbecauseitwasaJapanesetoyspanielliketheQueenoncehadherportraitpaintedwith,whenshewasonlyPrincessofWales。Butthechildrenthought,ifthesmallestwasallthatmoney,thebiggestwouldrunintothousands——sotheywenton。
Andtheydidnotstopatanymorecatordogorbirdshops,butpassedthemby,andatlasttheycametoashopthatseemedasthoughitonlysoldcreaturesthatdidnotmuchmindwheretheywere——suchasgoldfishandwhitemice,andsea—anemonesandotheraquariumbeasts,andlizardsandtoads,andhedgehogsandtortoises,andtamerabbitsandguinea—pigs。Andtheretheystoppedforalongtime,andfedtheguinea—pigswithbitsofbreadthroughthecage—bars,andwonderedwhetheritwouldbepossibletokeepasandy—coloureddouble—lopinthebasementofthehouseinFitzroyStreet。
’Idon’tsupposeoldNursewouldmindVERYmuch,’saidJane。
’Rabbitsaremostawfullytamesometimes。Iexpectitwouldknowhervoiceandfollowherallabout。’
’She’dtumbleoverittwentytimesaday,’saidCyril;’nowasnake——’
’Therearen’tanysnakes,saidRoberthastily,’andbesides,I
nevercouldcottontosnakessomehow——Iwonderwhy。’
’Wormsareasbad,’saidAnthea,’andeelsandslugs——Ithinkit’sbecausewedon’tlikethingsthathaven’tgotlegs。’
’Fathersayssnakeshavegotlegshiddenawayinsideofthem,’
saidRobert。
’Yes——andhesaysWE’VEgottailshiddenawayinsideus——butitdoesn’teitherofitcometoanythingREALLY,’saidAnthea。’I
hatethingsthathaven’tanylegs。’
’It’sworsewhentheyhavetoomany,’saidJanewithashudder,’thinkofcentipedes!’
Theystoodthereonthepavement,acauseofsomeinconveniencetothepassersby,andthusbeguiledthetimewithconversation。
Cyrilwasleaninghiselbowonthetopofahutchthathadseemedemptywhentheyhadinspectedthewholeedificeofhutchesonebyone,andhewastryingtoreawakentheinterestofahedgehogthathadcurleditselfintoaballearlierintheinterview,whenasmall,softvoicejustbelowhiselbowsaid,quietly,plainlyandquiteunmistakably——notinanysqueakorwhinethathadtobetranslated——butindownrightcommonEnglish——
’Buyme——do——pleasebuyme!’
Cyrilstartedasthoughhehadbeenpinched,andjumpedayardawayfromthehutch。
’Comeback——oh,comeback!’saidthevoice,ratherlouderbutstillsoftly;’stoopdownandpretendtobetyingupyourbootlace——Iseeit’sundone,asusual。’
Cyrilmechanicallyobeyed。Hekneltononekneeonthedry,hotdustypavement,peeredintothedarknessofthehutchandfoundhimselffacetofacewith——thePsammead!
Itseemedmuchthinnerthanwhenhehadlastseenit。Itwasdustyanddirty,anditsfurwasuntidyandragged。Ithadhuncheditselfupintoamiserablelump,anditslongsnail’seyesweredrawninquitetightsothattheyhardlyshowedatall。
’Listen,’saidthePsammead,inavoicethatsoundedasthoughitwouldbegintocryinaminute,’Idon’tthinkthecreaturewhokeepsthisshopwillaskaveryhighpriceforme。I’vebittenhimmorethanonce,andI’vemademyselflookascommonasIcan。
He’sneverhadaglancefrommybeautiful,beautifuleyes。TelltheothersI’mhere——buttellthemtolookatsomeofthoselow,commonbeastswhileI’mtalkingtoyou。Thecreatureinsidemustn’tthinkyoucaremuchaboutme,orhe’llputapriceuponmefar,farbeyondyourmeans。Irememberinthedearolddayslastsummeryouneverhadmuchmoney。Oh——IneverthoughtI
shouldbesogladtoseeyou——Ineverdid。’Itsniffed,andshotoutitslongsnail’seyesexpresslytodropatearwellawayfromitsfur。’TelltheothersI’mhere,andthenI’lltellyouexactlywhattodoaboutbuyingme。’Cyriltiedhisbootlaceintoahardknot,stoodupandaddressedtheothersinfirmtones——
’Lookhere,’hesaid,’I’mnotkidding——andIappealtoyourhonour,’anappealwhichinthisfamilywasnevermadeinvain。
’Don’tlookatthathutch——lookatthewhiterat。NowyouarenottolookatthathutchwhateverIsay。’
Hestoodinfrontofittopreventmistakes。
’Nowgetyourselvesreadyforagreatsurprise。Inthathutchthere’sanoldfriendofours——DON’Tlook!——Yes;it’sthePsammead,thegoodoldPsammead!itwantsustobuyit。Itsaysyou’renottolookatit。Lookatthewhiteratandcountyourmoney!Onyourhonourdon’tlook!’
Theothersrespondednobly。Theylookedatthewhiterattilltheyquitestaredhimoutofcountenance,sothathewentandsatuponhishindlegsinafarcornerandhidhiseyeswithhisfrontpaws,andpretendedhewaswashinghisface。
Cyrilstoopedagain,busyinghimselfwiththeotherbootlaceandlistenedforthePsammead’sfurtherinstructions。
’Goin,’saidthePsammead,’andaskthepriceoflotsofotherthings。Thensay,"Whatdoyouwantforthatmonkeythat’slostitstail——themangyoldthinginthethirdhutchfromtheend。"
Oh——don’tmindMYfeelings——callmeamangymonkey——I’vetriedhardenoughtolooklikeone!Idon’tthinkhe’llputahighpriceonme——I’vebittenhimeleventimessinceIcameherethedaybeforeyesterday。Ifhenamesabiggerpricethanyoucanafford,sayyouwishyouhadthemoney。’
’Butyoucan’tgiveuswishes。I’vepromisednevertohaveanotherwishfromyou,’saidthebewilderedCyril。
’Don’tbeasillylittleidiot,’saidtheSand—fairyintremblingbutaffectionatetones,’butfindouthowmuchmoneyyou’vegotbetweenyou,anddoexactlywhatItellyou。’
Cyril,pointingastiffandunmeaningfingeratthewhiterat,soastopretendthatitscharmsaloneemployedhistongue,explainedmatterstotheothers,whilethePsammeadhuncheditself,andbuncheditself,anddiditsverybesttomakeitselflookuninteresting。Thenthefourchildrenfiledintotheshop。
’Howmuchdoyouwantforthatwhiterat?’askedCyril。
’Eightpence,’wastheanswer。
’Andtheguinea—pigs?’
’Eighteenpencetofivebob,accordingtothebreed。’
’Andthelizards?’
’Ninepenceeach。’
’Andtoads?’
’Fourpence。Nowlookhere,’saidthegreasyownerofallthiscagedlifewithasuddenferocitywhichmadethewholepartybackhurriedlyontothewainscotingofhutcheswithwhichtheshopwaslined。’Lookeehere。Iain’tagoin’tohaveyouacomin’inhereaturnin’thewholeplaceouterwinder,an’prizingeveryanimileinthestockjustforyourlarks,sodon’tthinkit!Ifyou’reabuyer,BEabuyer——butIneverhadacustomeryetaswantedtobuymice,andlizards,andtoads,andguineasallatonce。Sohoutyougoes。’
’Oh!waitaminute,’saidthewretchedCyril,feelinghowfoolishlyyetwell—meaninglyhehadcarriedoutthePsammead’sinstructions。’Justtellmeonething。Whatdoyouwantforthemangyoldmonkeyinthethirdhutchfromtheend?’
Theshopmanonlysawinthisanewinsult。
’Mangyyoungmonkeyyourself,’saidhe;’getalongwithyourbloomingcheek。Houtyougoes!’
’Oh!don’tbesocross,’saidJane,losingherheadaltogether,’don’tyouseehereallyDOESwanttoknowTHAT!’
’Ho!does’eindeed,’sneeredthemerchant。Thenhescratchedhisearsuspiciously,forhewasasharpbusinessman,andheknewtheringoftruthwhenheheardit。Hishandwasbandaged,andthreeminutesbeforehewouldhavebeengladtosellthe’mangyoldmonkey’fortenshillings。Now——’Ho!’edoes,does’e,’hesaid,’thentwopunten’smyprice。He’snotgothisfellowthatmonkeyain’t,noryethismatch,notthissideoftheequator,whichhecomesfrom。AndtheonlyoneeverseeninLondon。OughttobeintheZoo。Twopunten,downonthenail,orhoutyougoes!’
Thechildrenlookedateachother——twenty—threeshillingsandfivepencewasalltheyhadintheworld,anditwouldhavebeenmerelythreeandfivepence,butforthesovereignwhichFatherhadgiventothem’betweenthem’atparting。’We’veonlytwenty—threeshillingsandfivepence,’saidCyril,rattlingthemoneyinhispocket。
’Twenty—threefarthingsandsomebody’sowncheek,’saidthedealer,forhedidnotbelievethatCyrilhadsomuchmoney。
Therewasamiserablepause。ThenAnthearemembered,andsaid——
’Oh!IWISHIhadtwopoundsten。’
’SodoI,Miss,I’msure,’saidthemanwithbitterpoliteness;
’Iwishyou’ad,I’msure!’
Anthea’shandwasonthecounter,somethingseemedtoslideunderit。Sheliftedit。Therelayfivebrighthalfsovereigns。
’Why,IHAVEgotitafterall,’shesaid;’here’sthemoney,nowlet’shavetheSammy,……themonkeyImean。’
Thedealerlookedhardatthemoney,buthemadehastetoputitinhispocket。
’Ionlyhopeyoucomebyithonest,’hesaid,shrugginghisshoulders。Hescratchedhisearagain。
’Well!’hesaid,’IsupposeImustletyouhaveit,butit’sworththribblethemoney,soitis——’
Heslowlyledthewayouttothehutch——openedthedoorgingerly,andmadeasuddenfiercegrabatthePsammead,whichthePsammeadacknowledgedinonelastlonglingeringbite。
’Here,takethebrute,’saidtheshopman,squeezingthePsammeadsotightthathenearlychokedit。’It’sbitmetothemarrow,ithave。’
Theman’seyesopenedasAntheaheldoutherarms。
’Don’tblamemeifittearsyourfaceoffitsbones,’hesaid,andthePsammeadmadealeapfromhisdirtyhornyhands,andAntheacaughtitinhers,whichwerenotveryclean,certainly,butatanyrateweresoftandpink,andhelditkindlyandclosely。
’Butyoucan’ttakeithomelikethat,’Cyrilsaid,’weshallhaveacrowdafterus,’andindeedtwoerrandboysandapolicemanhadalreadycollected。
’Ican’tgiveyounothinkonlyapaper—bag,likewhatweputthetortoisesin,’saidthemangrudgingly。
Sothewholepartywentintotheshop,andtheshopman’seyesnearlycameoutofhisheadwhen,havinggivenAntheathelargestpaper—baghecouldfind,hesawherholditopen,andthePsammeadcarefullycreepintoit。’Well!’hesaid,’ifthattheredon’tbeatcockfighting!Butp’rapsyou’vemetthebruteafore。’
’Yes,’saidCyrilaffably,’he’sanoldfriendofours。’
’IfI’daknownthat,’themanrejoined,’youshouldn’tahadhimundertwicethemoney。’Owever,’headded,asthechildrendisappeared,’Iain’tdonesobad,seeingasIonlygivefivebobforthebeast。Butthenthere’sthebitestotakeintoaccount!’
Thechildrentremblinginagitationandexcitement,carriedhomethePsammead,tremblinginitspaper—bag。
Whentheygotithome,Antheanursedit,andstrokedit,andwouldhavecriedoverit,ifshehadn’trememberedhowithatedtobewet。
Whenitrecoveredenoughtospeak,itsaid——
’Getmesand;silversandfromtheoilandcolourshop。Andgetmeplenty。’
Theygotthesand,andtheyputitandthePsammeadintheroundbathtogether,anditrubbeditself,androlleditself,andshookitselfandscrapeditself,andscratcheditself,andpreeneditself,tillitfeltcleanandcomfy,andthenitscrabbledahastyholeinthesand,andwenttosleepinit。
Thechildrenhidthebathunderthegirls’bed,andhadsupper。
OldNursehadgotthemalovelysupperofbreadandbutterandfriedonions。Shewasfullofkindanddelicatethoughts。
WhenAntheawokethenextmorning,thePsammeadwassnugglingdownbetweenhershoulderandJane’s。
’Youhavesavedmylife,’itsaid。’Iknowthatmanwouldhavethrowncoldwateronmesoonerorlater,andthenIshouldhavedied。Isawhimwashoutaguinea—pig’shutchyesterdaymorning。
I’mstillfrightfullysleepy,IthinkI’llgobacktosandforanothernap。WaketheboysandthisdormouseofaJane,andwhenyou’vehadyourbreakfastswe’llhaveatalk。’
’Don’tYOUwantanybreakfast?’askedAnthea。
’IdaresayIshallpickabitpresently,’itsaid;’butsandisallIcareabout——it’smeatanddrinktome,andcoalsandfireandwifeandchildren。’Withthesewordsitclambereddownbythebedclothesandscrambledbackintothebath,wheretheyhearditscratchingitselfoutofsight。
’Well!’saidAnthea,’anyhowourholidayswon’tbedullNOW。
We’vefoundthePsammeadagain。’
’No,’saidJane,beginningtoputonherstockings。’Weshan’tbedull——butit’llbeonlylikehavingapetdognowitcan’tgiveuswishes。’
’Oh,don’tbesodiscontented,’saidAnthea。’Ifitcan’tdoanythingelseitcantellusaboutMegatheriumsandthings。’
CHAPTER2
THEHALFAMULET
Longago——thatistosaylastsummer——thechildren,findingthemselvesembarrassedbysomewishwhichthePsammeadhadgrantedthem,andwhichtheservantshadnotreceivedinaproperspirit,hadwishedthattheservantsmightnotnoticethegiftswhichthePsammeadgave。AndwhentheypartedfromthePsammeadtheirlastwishhadbeenthattheyshouldmeetitagain。
ThereforetheyHADmetit(anditwasjollyluckyforthePsammead,asRobertpointedout)。Now,ofcourse,youseethatthePsammead’sbeingwhereitwas,wastheconsequenceofoneoftheirwishes,andthereforewasaPsammead—wish,andassuchcouldnotbenoticedbytheservants。AnditwassoonplainthatinthePsammead’sopinionoldNursewasstillaservant,althoughshehadnowahouseofherown,forshenevernoticedthePsammeadatall。Andthatwasaswell,forshewouldneverhaveconsentedtoallowthegirlstokeepananimalandabathofsandundertheirbed。
Whenbreakfasthadbeenclearedaway——itwasaverynicebreakfastwithhotrollstoit,aluxuryquiteoutofthecommonway——Antheawentanddraggedoutthebath,andwokethePsammead。
Itstretchedandshookitself。
’Youmusthaveboltedyourbreakfastmostunwholesomely,’itsaid,’youcan’thavebeenfiveminutesoverit。’
’We’vebeennearlyanhour,’saidAnthea。’Come——youknowyoupromised。’
’Nowlookhere,’saidthePsammead,sittingbackonthesandandshootingoutitslongeyessuddenly,’we’dbetterbeginaswemeantogoon。Itwon’tdotohaveanymisunderstanding,soI
tellyouplainlythat——’
’Oh,PLEASE,’Antheapleaded,’dowaittillwegettotheothers。
They’llthinkitmostawfullysneakishofmetotalktoyouwithoutthem;docomedown,there’sadear。’
Shekneltbeforethesand—bathandheldoutherarms。ThePsammeadmusthaverememberedhowgladithadbeentojumpintothosesamelittlearmsonlythedaybefore,foritgavealittlegrudginggrunt,andjumpedoncemore。
Antheawrappeditinherpinaforeandcarrieditdownstairs。Itwaswelcomedinathrillingsilence。AtlastAntheasaid,’Nowthen!’
’Whatplaceisthis?’askedthePsammead,shootingitseyesoutandturningthemslowlyround。
’It’sasitting—room,ofcourse,’saidRobert。
’ThenIdon’tlikeit,’saidthePsammead。
’Nevermind,’saidAntheakindly;’we’lltakeyouanywhereyoulikeifyouwantusto。WhatwasityouweregoingtosayupstairswhenIsaidtheotherswouldn’tlikeitifIstayedtalkingtoyouwithoutthem?’
Itlookedkeenlyather,andsheblushed。
’Don’tbesilly,’itsaidsharply。’Ofcourse,it’squitenaturalthatyoushouldlikeyourbrothersandsisterstoknowexactlyhowgoodandunselfishyouwere。’
’Iwishyouwouldn’t,’saidJane。’Antheawasquiteright。Whatwasityouweregoingtosaywhenshestoppedyou?’
’I’lltellyou,’saidthePsammead,’sinceyou’resoanxioustoknow。Iwasgoingtosaythis。You’vesavedmylife——andI’mnotungrateful——butitdoesn’tchangeyournatureormine。
You’restillveryignorant,andrathersilly,andIamworthathousandofyouanydayoftheweek。’
’Ofcourseyouare!’Antheawasbeginningbutitinterruptedher。
’It’sveryrudetointerrupt,’itsaid;’whatImeanisthatI’mnotgoingtostandanynonsense,andifyouthinkwhatyou’vedoneistogiveyoutherighttopetmeormakemedemeanmyselfbyplayingwithyou,you’llfindoutthatwhatyouthinkdoesn’tmatterasinglepenny。See?It’swhat_I_thinkthatmatters。’
’Iknow,’saidCyril,’italwayswas,ifyouremember。’
’Well,’saidthePsammead,’thenthat’ssettled。We’retobetreatedaswedeserve。Iwithrespect,andallofyouwith——butIdon’twishtobeoffensive。DoyouwantmetotellyouhowI
gotintothathorribledenyouboughtmeoutof?Oh,I’mnotungrateful!Ihaven’tforgottenitandIshan’tforgetit。’
’Dotellus,’saidAnthea。’Iknowyou’reawfullyclever,butevenwithallyourcleverness,Idon’tbelieveyoucanpossiblyknowhow——howrespectfullywedorespectyou。Don’twe?’
Theothersallsaidyes——andfidgetedintheirchairs。Robertspokethewishesofallwhenhesaid——
’Idowishyou’dgoon。’Soitsatuponthegreen—coveredtableandwenton。
’Whenyou’dgoneaway,’itsaid,’Iwenttosandforabit,andslept。Iwastiredoutwithallyoursillywishes,andIfeltasthoughIhadn’treallybeentosandforayear。’
’Tosand?’Janerepeated。
’WhereIsleep。Yougotobed。Igotosand。’
Janeyawned;thementionofbedmadeherfeelsleepy。
’Allright,’saidthePsammead,inoffendedtones。’I’msure_I_
don’twanttotellyoualongtale。Amancaughtme,andIbithim。Andheputmeinabagwithadeadhareandadeadrabbit。
AndhetookmetohishouseandputmeoutofthebagintoabasketwithholesthatIcouldseethrough。AndIbithimagain。
Andthenhebroughtmetothiscity,whichIamtoldiscalledtheModernBabylon——thoughit’snotabitliketheoldBabylon——andhesoldmetothemanyouboughtmefrom,andthenI
bitthemboth。Now,what’syournews?’
’There’snotquitesomuchbitinginourstory,’saidCyrilregretfully;’infact,thereisn’tany。Father’sgonetoManchuria,andMotherandTheLambhavegonetoMadeirabecauseMotherwasill,anddon’tIjustwishthattheywerebothsafehomeagain。’
Merelyfromhabit,theSand—fairybegantoblowitselfout,butitstoppedshortsuddenly。
’Iforgot,’itsaid;’Ican’tgiveyouanymorewishes。’
’No——butlookhere,’saidCyril,’couldn’twecallinoldNurseandgethertosaySHEwishestheyweresafehome。I’msureshedoes。’
’Nogo,’saidthePsammead。’It’sjustthesameasyourwishingyourselfifyougetsomeoneelsetowishforyou。Itwon’tact。’
’Butitdidyesterday——withthemanintheshop,’saidRobert。
’Ahyes,’saidthecreature,’butyoudidn’tASKhimtowish,andyoudidn’tknowwhatwouldhappenifhedid。Thatcan’tbedoneagain。It’splayedout。’
’Thenyoucan’thelpusatall,’saidJane;’oh——Ididthinkyoucoulddosomething;I’vebeenthinkingaboutiteversincewesavedyourlifeyesterday。Ithoughtyou’dbecertaintobeabletofetchbackFather,evenifyoucouldn’tmanageMother。’
AndJanebegantocry。
’NowDON’T,’saidthePsammeadhastily;’youknowhowitalwaysupsetsmeifyoucry。Ican’tfeelsafeamoment。Lookhere;
youmusthavesomenewkindofcharm。’
’That’seasiersaidthandone。’
’Notabitofit,’saidthecreature;’there’soneofthestrongestcharmsintheworldnotastone’sthrowfromwhereyouboughtmeyesterday。ThemanthatIbitso——thefirstone,I
mean——wentintoashoptoaskhowmuchsomethingcost——Ithinkhesaiditwasaconcertina——andwhilehewastellingthemanintheshophowmuchtoomuchhewantedforit,Isawthecharminasortoftray,withalotofotherthings。IfyoucanonlybuyTHAT,youwillbeabletohaveyourheart’sdesire。’
ThechildrenlookedateachotherandthenatthePsammead。ThenCyrilcoughedawkwardlyandtooksuddencouragetosaywhateveryonewasthinking。
’Idohopeyouwon’tbewaxy,’hesaid;’butit’slikethis:whenyouusedtogiveusourwishestheyalmostalwaysgotusintosomeroworother,andweusedtothinkyouwouldn’thavebeenpleasediftheyhadn’t。Now,aboutthischarm——wehaven’tgotoverandabovetoomuchtin,andifweblueitallonthischarmanditturnsouttobenotuptomuch——well——youseewhatI’mdrivingat,don’tyou?’
’IseethatYOUdon’tseemorethanthelengthofyournose,andTHAT’Snotfar,’saidthePsammeadcrossly。’Lookhere,IHADtogiveyouthewishes,andofcoursetheyturnedoutbadly,inasortofway,becauseyouhadn’tthesensetowishforwhatwasgoodforyou。Butthischarm’squitedifferent。Ihaven’tGOT
todothisforyou,it’sjustmyowngenerouskindnessthatmakesmetellyouaboutit。Soit’sboundtobeallright。See?’
’Don’tbecross,’saidAnthea,’Please,PLEASEdon’t。Yousee,it’sallwe’vegot;weshan’thaveanymorepocket—moneytillDaddycomeshome——unlesshesendsussomeinaletter。ButweDO
trustyou。AndIsayallofyou,’shewenton,’don’tyouthinkit’sworthspendingALLthemoney,ifthere’seventhechanciestchanceofgettingFatherandMotherbacksafeNOW?Justthinkofit!Oh,dolet’s!’
’_I_don’tcarewhatyoudo,’saidthePsammead;’I’llgobacktosandagaintillyou’vemadeupyourminds。’
’No,don’t!’saideverybody;andJaneadded,’Wearequitemindmade—up——don’tyouseeweare?Let’sgetourhats。Willyoucomewithus?’
’Ofcourse,’saidthePsammead;’howelsewouldyoufindtheshop?’
Soeverybodygotitshat。ThePsammeadwasputintoaflatbass—bagthathadcomefromFarringdonMarketwithtwopoundsoffilletedplaiceinit。NowitcontainedaboutthreepoundsandaquarterofsolidPsammead,andthechildrentookitinturnstocarryit。
’It’snothalftheweightofTheLamb,’Robertsaid,andthegirlssighed。
ThePsammeadpokedawaryeyeoutofthetopofthebasketeverynowandthen,andtoldthechildrenwhichturningstotake。
’Howonearthdoyouknow?’askedRobert。’Ican’tthinkhowyoudoit。’
AndthePsammeadsaidsharply,’No——Idon’tsupposeyoucan。’
AtlasttheycametoTHEshop。Ithadallsortsandkindsofthingsinthewindow——concertinas,andsilkhandkerchiefs,chinavasesandtea—cups,blueJapanesejars,pipes,swords,pistols,lacecollars,silverspoonstiedupinhalf—dozens,andwedding—ringsinaredlacqueredbasin。Therewereofficers’
epauletsanddoctors’lancets。Thereweretea—caddiesinlaidwithredturtle—shellandbrasscurly—wurlies,platesofdifferentkindsofmoney,andstacksofdifferentkindsofplates。Therewasabeautifulpictureofalittlegirlwashingadog,whichJanelikedverymuch。Andinthemiddleofthewindowtherewasadirtysilvertrayfullofmother—of—pearlcardcounters,oldseals,pastebuckles,snuff—boxes,andallsortsoflittledingyoddsandends。
ThePsammeadputitsheadquiteoutofthefish—baskettolookinthewindow,whenCyrilsaid——
’There’satraytherewithrubbishinit。’
Andthenitslongsnail’seyessawsomethingthatmadethemstretchoutsomuchthattheywereaslongandthinasnewslate—pencils。Itsfurbristledthickly,anditsvoicewasquitehoarsewithexcitementasitwhispered——
’That’sit!That’sit!There,underthatblueandyellowbuckle,youcanseeabitstickingout。It’sred。Doyousee?’
’Isitthatthingsomethinglikeahorse—shoe?’askedCyril。
’Andred,likethecommonsealing—waxyoudoupparcelswith?’
’Yes,that’sit,’saidthePsammead。’Now,youdojustasyoudidbefore。Askthepriceofotherthings。Thatbluebucklewoulddo。Thenthemanwillgetthetrayoutofthewindow。I
thinkyou’dbetterbetheone,’itsaidtoAnthea。’We’llwaitouthere。’
Sotheothersflattenedtheirnosesagainsttheshopwindow,andpresentlyalarge,dirty,short—fingeredhandwithaverybigdiamondringcamestretchingthroughthegreenhalf—curtainsatthebackoftheshopwindowandtookawaythetray。
TheycouldnotseewhatwashappeningintheinterviewbetweenAntheaandtheDiamondRing,anditseemedtothemthatshehadhadtime——ifshehadhadmoney——tobuyeverythingintheshopbeforethemomentcamewhenshestoodbeforethem,herfacewreathedingrins,asCyrilsaidlater,andinherhandthecharm。
Itwassomethinglikethis:[Drawingomitted。]anditwasmadeofared,smooth,softlyshinystone。
’I’vegotit,’Antheawhispered,justopeningherhandtogivetheothersaglimpseofit。’Dolet’sgethome。Wecan’tstandherelikestuck—pigslookingatitinthestreet。’
Sohometheywent。TheparlourinFitzroyStreetwasaveryflatbackgroundtomagichappenings。Downinthecountryamongtheflowersandgreenfieldsanythinghadseemed——andindeedhadbeen——possible。ButitwashardtobelievethatanythingreallywonderfulcouldhappensoneartheTottenhamCourtRoad。ButthePsammeadwasthere——anditinitselfwaswonderful。Anditcouldtalk——andithadshownthemwhereacharmcouldbeboughtthatwouldmaketheownerofitperfectlyhappy。Sothefourchildrenhurriedhome,takingverylongsteps,withtheirchinsstuckout,andtheirmouthsshutverytightindeed。TheywentsofastthatthePsammeadwasquiteshakenaboutinitsfish—bag,butitdidnotsayanything——perhapsforfearofattractingpublicnotice。
Theygothomeatlast,veryhotindeed,andsetthePsammeadonthegreentablecloth。
’Nowthen!’saidCyril。
ButthePsammeadhadtohaveaplateofsandfetchedforit,foritwasquitefaint。Whenithadrefresheditselfalittleitsaid——
’Nowthen!Letmeseethecharm,’andAnthealaiditonthegreentable—cover。ThePsammeadshotouthislongeyestolookatit,thenitturnedthemreproachfullyonAntheaandsaid——
’Butthere’sonlyhalfofithere!’
Thiswasindeedablow。
’Itwasalltherewas,’saidAnthea,withtimidfirmness。Sheknewitwasnotherfault。’Thereshouldbeanotherpiece,’saidthePsammead,’andasortofpintofastenthetwotogether。’
’Isn’thalfanygood?’——’Won’titworkwithouttheotherbit?’——’Itcostseven—and—six。’——’Oh,bother,bother,bother!’——’Don’tbesillylittleidiots!’saideveryoneandthePsammeadaltogether。
Thentherewasawretchedsilence。Cyrilbrokeit——
’Whatshallwedo?’
’Gobacktotheshopandseeiftheyhaven’tgottheotherhalf,’
saidthePsammead。’I’llgotosandtillyoucomeback。Cheerup!Eventhebityou’vegotisSOMEgood,butit’llbenoendofabotherifyoucan’tfindtheother。’
SoCyrilwenttotheshop。AndthePsammeadtosand。Andtheotherthreewenttodinner,whichwasnowready。AndoldNursewasverycrossthatCyrilwasnotreadytoo。
ThethreewerewatchingatthewindowswhenCyrilreturned,andevenbeforehewasnearenoughforthemtoseehisfacetherewassomethingabouttheslouchofhisshouldersandsetofhisknickerbockersandthewayhedraggedhisbootsalongthatshowedbuttooplainlythathiserrandhadbeeninvain。
’Well?’theyallsaid,hopingagainsthopeonthefront—doorstep。
’Nogo,’Cyrilanswered;’themansaidthethingwasperfect。HesaiditwasaRomanlady’slocket,andpeopleshouldn’tbuycuriosiftheydidn’tknowanythingaboutarky——somethingorother,andthatheneverwentbackonabargain,becauseitwasn’tbusiness,andheexpectedhiscustomerstoactthesame。
Hewassimplynasty——that’swhathewas,andIwantmydinner。’
ItwasplainthatCyrilwasnotpleased。
Theunlikelinessofanythingreallyinterestinghappeninginthatparlourlaylikeaweightofleadoneveryone’sspirits。Cyrilhadhisdinner,andjustashewasswallowingthelastmouthfulofapple—puddingtherewasascratchatthedoor。AntheaopeneditandinwalkedthePsammead。
’Well,’itsaid,whenithadheardthenews,’thingsmightbeworse。Onlyyouwon’tbesurprisedifyouhaveafewadventuresbeforeyougettheotherhalf。Youwanttogetit,ofcourse。’
’Rather,’wasthegeneralreply。’Andwedon’tmindadventures。’
’No,’saidthePsammead,’Iseemtorememberthataboutyou。
Well,sitdownandlistenwithallyourears。Eight,arethere?
Right——Iamgladyouknowarithmetic。Nowpayattention,becauseIdon’tintendtotellyoueverythingtwiceover。’
Asthechildrensettledthemselvesonthefloor——itwasfarmorecomfortablethanthechairs,aswellasmorepolitetothePsammead,whowasstrokingitswhiskersonthehearth—rug——asuddencoldpaincaughtatAnthea’sheart。Father——Mother——thedarlingLamb——allfaraway。Thenawarm,comfortablefeelingflowedthroughher。ThePsammeadwashere,andatleasthalfacharm,andthereweretobeadventures。(Ifyoudon’tknowwhatacoldpainis,Iamgladforyoursakes,andIhopeyounevermay。)
’Now,’saidthePsammeadcheerily,’youarenotparticularlynice,norparticularlyclever,andyou’renotatallgood—looking。Still,you’vesavedmylife——oh,whenIthinkofthatmanandhispailofwater!——soI’lltellyouallIknow。Atleast,ofcourseIcan’tdothat,becauseIknowfartoomuch。
ButI’lltellyouallIknowaboutthisredthing。’
’Do!Do!Do!Do!’saideveryone。
’Well,then,’saidthePsammead。’ThisthingishalfofanAmuletthatcandoallsortsofthings;itcanmakethecorngrow,andthewatersflow,andthetreesbearfruit,andthelittlenewbeautifulbabiescome。(NotthatbabiesARE
beautiful,ofcourse,’itbrokeofftosay,’buttheirmothersthinktheyare——andaslongasyouthinkathing’strueitIS
trueasfarasyou’reconcerned。)’
Robertyawned。
ThePsammeadwenton。
’ThecompleteAmuletcankeepoffallthethingsthatmakepeopleunhappy——jealousy,badtemper,pride,disagreeableness,greediness,selfishness,laziness。Evilspirits,peoplecalledthemwhentheAmuletwasmade。Don’tyouthinkitwouldbenicetohaveit?’
’Very,’saidthechildren,quitewithoutenthusiasM。
’Anditcangiveyoustrengthandcourage。’
’That’sbetter,’saidCyril。
’Andvirtue。’
’Isupposeit’snicetohavethat,’saidJane,butnotwithmuchinterest。
’Anditcangiveyouyourheart’sdesire。’
’Nowyou’retalking,’saidRobert。
’OfcourseIam,’retortedthePsammeadtartly,’sothere’snoneedforyouto。’
’Heart’sdesireisgoodenoughforme,’saidCyril。
’Yes,but,’Antheaventured,’allthat’swhattheWHOLEcharmcando。There’ssomethingthatthehalfwe’vegotcanwinoffitsownbat——isn’tthere?’SheappealedtothePsammead。Itnodded。
’Yes,’itsaid;’thehalfhasthepowertotakeyouanywhereyouliketolookfortheotherhalf。’
ThisseemedabrilliantprospecttillRobertasked——
’Doesitknowwheretolook?’
ThePsammeadshookitsheadandanswered,’Idon’tthinkit’slikely。’
’Doyou?’
’No。’
’Then,’saidRobert,’wemightaswelllookforaneedleinabottleofhay。Yes——itISbottle,andnotbundle,Fathersaidso。’
’Notatall,’saidthePsammeadbriskly—,’youthinkyouknoweverything,butyouarequitemistaken。Thefirstthingistogetthethingtotalk。’
’Canit?’Janequestioned。Jane’squestiondidnotmeanthatshethoughtitcouldn’t,forinspiteoftheparlourfurniturethefeelingofmagicwasgrowingdeeperandthicker,andseemedtofilltheroomlikeadreamofascentedfog。
’Ofcourseitcan。Isupposeyoucanread。’
’Ohyes!’Everyonewasratherhurtatthequestion。
’Well,then——allyou’vegottodoistoreadthenamethat’swrittenonthepartofthecharmthatyou’vegot。Andassoonasyousaythenameoutloudthethingwillhavepowertodo——well,severalthings。’
Therewasasilence。Theredcharmwaspassedfromhandtohand。
’There’snonameonit,’saidCyrilatlast。
’Nonsense,’saidthePsammead;’what’sthat?’
’Oh,THAT!’saidCyril,’it’snotreading。Itlookslikepicturesofchickensandsnakesandthings。’
Thiswaswhatwasonthecharm:[Hieroglyphicsomitted。]
’I’venopatiencewithyou,’saidthePsammead;’ifyoucan’treadyoumustfindsomeonewhocan。Apriestnow?’
’Wedon’tknowanypriests,’saidAnthea;’weknowaclergyman——he’scalledapriestintheprayer—book,youknow——butheonlyknowsGreekandLatinandHebrew,andthisisn’tanyofthose——Iknow。’
ThePsammeadstampedafurryfootangrily。
’IwishI’dneverseenyou,’itsaid;’youaren’tanymoregoodthansomanystoneimages。Notsomuch,ifI’mtotellthetruth。IstherenowisemaninyourBabylonwhocanpronouncethenamesoftheGreatOnes?’
’There’sapoorlearnedgentlemanupstairs,’saidAnthea,’wemighttryhim。Hehasalotofstoneimagesinhisroom,andiron—lookingonestoo——wepeepedinoncewhenhewasout。OldNursesayshedoesn’teatenoughtokeepacanaryalive。Hespendsitallonstonesandthings。’
’Tryhim,’saidthePsammead,’onlybecareful。Ifheknowsagreaternamethanthisandusesitagainstyou,yourcharmwillbeofnouse。Bindhimfirstwiththechainsofhonouranduprightdealing。Andthenaskhisaid——oh,yes,you’dbetterallgo;youcanputmetosandasyougoupstairs。Imusthaveafewminutes’peaceandquietness。’
Sothefourchildrenhastilywashedtheirhandsandbrushedtheirhair——thiswasAnthea’sidea——andwentuptoknockatthedoorofthe’poorlearnedgentleman’,andto’bindhimwiththechainsofhonouranduprightdealing’。
CHAPTER3
THEPAST
Thelearnedgentlemanhadlethisdinnergetquitecold。Itwasmuttonchop,andasitlayontheplateitlookedlikeabrownislandinthemiddleofafrozenpond,becausethegreaseofthegravyhadbecomecold,andconsequentlywhite。Itlookedverynasty,anditwasthefirstthingthechildrensawwhen,afterknockingthreetimesandreceivingnoreply,oneofthemventuredtoturnthehandleandsoftlytoopenthedoor。Thechopwasontheendofalongtablethatrandownonesideoftheroom。Thetablehadimagesonitandqueer—shapedstones,andbooks。Andtherewereglasscasesfixedagainstthewallbehind,withlittlestrangethingsinthem。Thecaseswereratherliketheonesyouseeinjewellers’shops。
The’poorlearnedgentleman’wassittingatatableinthewindow,lookingatsomethingverysmallwhichheheldinapairoffinepincers。Hehadaroundspy—glasssortofthinginoneeye——whichremindedthechildrenofwatchmakers,andalsoofthelongsnail’seyesofthePsammead。Thegentlemanwasverylongandthin,andhislong,thinbootsstuckoutundertheothersideofhistable。Hedidnothearthedooropen,andthechildrenstoodhesitating。AtlastRobertgavethedoorapush,andtheyallstartedback,forinthemiddleofthewallthatthedoorhadhiddenwasamummy—case——very,very,verybig——paintedinredandyellowandgreenandblack,andthefaceofitseemedtolookatthemquiteangrily。
Youknowwhatamummy—caseislike,ofcourse?Ifyoudon’tyouhadbettergototheBritishMuseumatonceandfindout。
Anyway,itisnotatallthesortofthingthatyouexpecttomeetinatop—floorfrontinBloomsbury,lookingasthoughitwouldliketoknowwhatbusinessYOUhadthere。
Soeveryonesaid,’Oh!’ratherloud,andtheirbootsclatteredastheystumbledback。
Thelearnedgentlemantooktheglassoutofhiseyeandsaid——’I
begyourpardon,’inaverysoft,quietpleasantvoice——thevoiceofagentlemanwhohasbeentoOxford。
’It’susthatbegyours,’saidCyrilpolitely。’Wearesorrytodisturbyou。’
’Comein,’saidthegentleman,rising——withthemostdistinguishedcourtesy,Antheatoldherself。’Iamdelightedtoseeyou。Won’tyousitdown?No,notthere;allowmetomovethatpapyrus。’
Heclearedachair,andstoodsmilingandlookingkindlythroughhislarge,roundspectacles。
’Hetreatsuslikegrown—ups,’whisperedRobert,’andhedoesn’tseemtoknowhowmanyofusthereare。’
’Hush,’saidAnthea,’itisn’tmannerstowhisper。Yousay,Cyril——goahead。’
’We’reverysorrytodisturbyou,’saidCyrilpolitely,’butwedidknockthreetimes,andyoudidn’tsay"Comein",or"Runawaynow",orthatyoucouldn’tbebotheredjustnow,ortocomewhenyouweren’tsobusy,oranyofthethingspeopledosaywhenyouknockatdoors,soweopenedit。Weknewyouwereinbecauseweheardyousneezewhilewewerewaiting。’
’Notatall,’saidthegentleman;’dositdown。’
’Hehasfoundouttherearefourofus,’saidRobert,asthegentlemanclearedthreemorechairs。Heputthethingsoffthemcarefullyonthefloor。Thefirstchairhadthingslikebricksthattiny,tinybirds’feethavewalkedoverwhenthebricksweresoft,onlythemarkswereinregularlines。Thesecondchairhadroundthingsonitlikeverylarge,fat,long,palebeads。Andthelastchairhadapileofdustypapersonit。Thechildrensatdown。
’Weknowyouarevery,verylearned,’saidCyril,’andwehavegotacharm,andwewantyoutoreadthenameonit,becauseitisn’tinLatinorGreek,orHebrew,oranyofthelanguagesWE
know——’
’Athoroughknowledgeofeventhoselanguagesisaveryfairfoundationonwhichtobuildaneducation,’saidthegentlemanpolitely。
’Oh!’saidCyrilblushing,’butweonlyknowthemtolookat,exceptLatin——andI’monlyinCaesarwiththat。’Thegentlemantookoffhisspectaclesandlaughed。Hislaughsoundedrusty,Cyrilthought,asthoughitwasn’toftenused。
’Ofcourse!’hesaid。’I’msureIbegyourpardon。IthinkI
musthavebeeninadream。Youarethechildrenwholivedownstairs,areyounot?Yes。IhaveseenyouasIhavepassedinandout。Andyouhavefoundsomethingthatyouthinktobeanantiquity,andyou’vebroughtittoshowme?Thatwasverykind。
Ishouldliketoinspectit。"
’I’mafraidwedidn’tthinkaboutyourlikingtoinspectit,’
saidthetruthfulAnthea。’ItwasjustforUSbecausewewantedtoknowthenameonit——’
’Oh,yes——and,Isay,’Robertinterjected,’youwon’tthinkitrudeofusifweaskyoufirst,beforeweshowit,tobeboundinthewhat—do—you—call—itof——’
’Inthebondsofhonouranduprightdealing,’saidAnthea。
’I’mafraidIdon’tquitefollowyou,’saidthegentleman,withgentlenervousness。
’Well,it’sthisway,’saidCyril。’We’vegotpartofacharm。
AndtheSammy——Imean,somethingtoldusitwouldwork,thoughit’sonlyhalfaone;butitwon’tworkunlesswecansaythenamethat’sonit。But,ofcourse,ifyou’vegotanothernamethatcanlickours,ourcharmwillbenogo;sowewantyoutogiveusyourwordofhonourasagentleman——thoughI’msure,nowI’veseenyou,thatit’snotnecessary;butstillI’vepromisedtoaskyou,sowemust。Willyoupleasegiveusyourhonourablewordnottosayanynamestrongerthanthenameonourcharm?’
ThegentlemanhadputonhisspectaclesagainandwaslookingatCyrilthroughthem。Henowsaid:’Blessme!’morethanonce,adding,’Whotoldyouallthis?’
’Ican’ttellyou,’saidCyril。’I’mverysorry,butIcan’t。’
Somefaintmemoryofafar—offchildhoodmusthavecometothelearnedgentlemanjustthen,forhesmiled。’Isee,’hesaid。
’Itissomesortofgamethatyouareengagedin?Ofcourse!
Yes!Well,Iwillcertainlypromise。YetIwonderhowyouheardofthenamesofpower?’
’Wecan’ttellyouthateither,’saidCyril;andAntheasaid,’Hereisourcharm,’andhelditout。
Withpoliteness,butwithoutinterest,thegentlemantookit。
Butafterthefirstglanceallhisbodysuddenlystiffened,asapointer’sdoeswhenheseesapartridge。
’Excuseme,’hesaidinquiteachangedvoice,andcarriedthecharmtothewindow。Helookedatit;heturneditover。Hefixedhisspy—glassinhiseyeandlookedagain。Noonesaidanything。OnlyRobertmadeashufflingnoisewithhisfeettillAntheanudgedhimtoshutup。Atlastthelearnedgentlemandrewalongbreath。
’Wheredidyoufindthis?’heasked。
’Wedidn’tfindit。Weboughtitatashop。JacobAbsalomthenameis——notfarfromCharingCross,’saidCyril。
’Wegaveseven—and—sixpenceforit,’addedJane。
’Itisnotforsale,Isuppose?Youdonotwishtopartwithit?
Ioughttotellyouthatitisextremelyvaluable——extraordinarilyvaluable,Imaysay。’
’Yes,’saidCyril,’weknowthat,soofcoursewewanttokeepit。’
’Keepitcarefully,then,’saidthegentlemanimpressively;’andifeveryoushouldwishtopartwithit,mayIaskyoutogivemetherefusalofit?’
’Therefusal?’
’Imean,donotsellittoanyoneelseuntilyouhavegivenmetheopportunityofbuyingit。’
’Allright,’saidCyril,’wewon’t。Butwedon’twanttosellit。Wewanttomakeitdothings。’
’Isupposeyoucanplayatthataswellasatanythingelse,’
saidthegentleman;’butI’mafraidthedaysofmagicareover。’
’Theyaren’tREALLY,’saidAntheaearnestly。’You’dseetheyaren’tifIcouldtellyouaboutourlastsummerholidays。OnlyImustn’t。Thankyouverymuch。Andcanyoureadthename?’
’Yes,Icanreadit。’
’Willyoutellitus?’’Thename,’saidthegentleman,’isUrHekauSetcheh。’
’UrHekauSetcheh,’repeatedCyril。’Thanksawfully。Idohopewehaven’ttakenuptoomuchofyourtime。’
’Notatall,’saidthegentleman。’Anddoletmeentreatyoutobevery,verycarefulofthatmostvaluablespecimen。’
Theysaid’Thankyou’inallthedifferentpolitewaystheycouldthinkof,andfiledoutofthedooranddownthestairs。Antheawaslast。Half—waydowntothefirstlandingsheturnedandranupagain。
Thedoorwasstillopen,andthelearnedgentlemanandthemummy—casewerestandingoppositetoeachother,andbothlookedasthoughtheyhadstoodlikethatforyears。
ThegentlemanstartedwhenAntheaputherhandonhisarm。
’Ihopeyouwon’tbecrossandsayit’snotmybusiness,’shesaid,’butdolookatyourchop!Don’tyouthinkyououghttoeatit?Fatherforgetshisdinnersometimeswhenhe’swriting,andMotheralwayssaysIoughttoremindhimifshe’snotathometodoitherself,becauseit’ssobadtomissyourregularmeals。
SoIthoughtperhapsyouwouldn’tmindmyremindingyou,becauseyoudon’tseemtohaveanyoneelsetodoit。’
Sheglancedatthemummy—case;ITcertainlydidnotlookasthoughitwouldeverthinkofremindingpeopleoftheirmeals。
Thelearnedgentlemanlookedatherforamomentbeforehesaid——
’Thankyou,mydear。Itwasakindlythought。No,Ihaven’tanyonetoremindmeaboutthingslikethat。’
Hesighed,andlookedatthechop。
’Itlooksverynasty,’saidAnthea。
’Yes,’hesaid,’itdoes。I’lleatitimmediately,beforeI
forget。’
Asheateithesighedmorethanonce。Perhapsbecausethechopwasnasty,perhapsbecausehelongedforthecharmwhichthechildrendidnotwanttosell,perhapsbecauseitwassolongsinceanyonecaredwhetherheatehischopsorforgotthem。
Antheacaughttheothersatthestair—foot。TheywokethePsammead,andittaughtthemexactlyhowtousethewordofpower,andtomakethecharmspeak。Iamnotgoingtotellyouhowthisisdone,becauseyoumighttrytodoit。Andforyouanysuchtryingwouldbealmostsuretoendindisappointment。
Becauseinthefirstplaceitisathousandmilliontooneagainstyourevergettingholdoftherightsortofcharm,andifyoudid,therewouldbehardlyanychanceatallofyourfindingalearnedgentlemancleverenoughandkindenoughtoreadthewordforyou。
ThechildrenandthePsammeadcrouchedinacircleonthefloor——inthegirls’bedroom,becauseintheparlourtheymighthavebeeninterruptedbyoldNurse’scomingintolaytheclothfortea——andthecharmwasputinthemiddleofthecircle。
Thesunshonesplendidlyoutside,andtheroomwasverylight。
ThroughtheopenwindowcamethehumandrattleofLondon,andinthestreetbelowtheycouldhearthevoiceofthemilkman。
Whenallwasready,thePsammeadsignedtoAntheatosaytheword。Andshesaidit。Instantlythewholelightofalltheworldseemedtogoout。Theroomwasdark。Theworldoutsidewasdark——darkerthanthedarkestnightthateverwas。Andallthesoundswentouttoo,sothattherewasasilencedeeperthananysilenceyouhaveeverevendreamedofimagining。Itwaslikebeingsuddenlydeafandblind,onlydarkerandquietereventhanthat。
Butbeforethechildrenhadgotoverthesuddenshockofitenoughtobefrightened,afaint,beautifullightbegantoshowinthemiddleofthecircle,andatthesamemomentafaint,beautifulvoicebegantospeak。Thelightwastoosmallforonetoseeanythingby,andthevoicewastoosmallforyoutohearwhatitsaid。Youcouldjustseethelightandjusthearthevoice。