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  Thenshesatupwithherbackasstraightasifshewastwenty。"Mydearyoungfellow,neverdoyoubuytrashinthesetrains。Hereyouarewithyourcoatfullof——what’sGadsden’sabsurdrazorconcoctions——strut——strop——bother!AndChinesepastebuttons。Lastsummer,ontheNorthernPacific,themanofferedyourcat’s—eyestomeasnativegemsfoundexclusivelyinDakota。ButIjustsatandmentionedtohimthatIwasonmywayhomefromaholidayinChina,andhewentrightoutofthecar。ThelastdayIwasinCantonIboughtaboxofthosecat’s—eyesateightcentsadozen。"Afterthiswespokealittleonothersubjects,andnowshe’sbusywritingagain。
  She’sonbusinessinCalifornia,butwillreadapaperatLosAngelesattheannualmeetingoftheGoldenDaughtersoftheWest。Themealstationiscoming,butwehaveagreedto——
  Later,Fridayafternoon。——Ihavebeeninterruptedagain。Gadsdenentered,removedhishat,andshouted:"Sharon。Twentyminutesfordinner。"Iwascallingtheportertoorderabuffetlunchinthecarwhentheretrampedinuponusthreelargemenofsuchappearancethataflashofthankfulnesswentthroughmeathavingsolittleready—moneyandonlyasilverwatch。Mrs。Brewtonlookedatthemandsaid,"Well,gentlemen?"
  andtheytookofftheirembroideredMexicanhats。"We’vegotababyshowhere,"saidoneofthem,slowly,lookingatme,"andwe’dbekindofobligedifyou’dholdthebox。""There’slunchputupinabasketforyoutotakealong,"saidthenext,"andabottleofwine——champagne。Solosingyourdinnerwon’tloseyounothing。""We’relookingforsomebodyraisedEastandwithoutlocalprejudice,"saidthethird。"SowecometothePullman。"Inowsawthatsofarfrompurposingtorobustheywereinagreatandhonestdistressofmind。"ButIamnojudgeofababy,"saidI;"notbeingmar——""Youdon’thavetobe,"brokeinthefirst,moreslowlyandearnestly。"It’safairandsecretballotwe’restrivingfor。
  Thevotesiswroteoutandready,andallwe’reshyofisastrangerwithoutfamilytiesorbusinessintereststoholdtheboxanddothecounting。"Hisdeeptonesceased,andhewipedheavydropsfromhisforeheadwithhisshirtsleeve。"We’dbekindofawfulobligedtoyou,"
  heurged。"Thetownwouldbeliabletomakeittwobottles,"saidthesecond。Thethirdbroughthisfistdownonthebackofaseatandsaid,"I’llmakeitthatnow。""But,gentlemen,"saidI,"five,six,andsevenyearsagoIwasnotastrangerinSharon。IfmyfriendDeanDrakewasstillhere——""Butheain’t。Nowyoumightaswellhelpfolks,andeatlater。Thistownwilltrustyou。Andifyouquitus——"Oncemorehewipedtheheavydropsaway,whileinavoicefullofappealhisfriendfinishedhisthought:"Ifweloseyou,we’lllikelyhavetowaittillthistraincomesinto—morrowforamansatisfactorytothistown。Andtheshowiscostingusaheap。"Alighthandtappedmyarm,andherewasMrs。Brewtonsaying:"Forshame!Showyourenterprise。""I’llholdthisyeretrain,"
  shoutedGadsden,"ifnecessary。"Mrs。Brewtonrosealertly,andtheyallhurriedmeout。"MyslipperswillstayrightonwhenI’mdownthesteps,"
  saidMrs。Brewton,andGadsdenhelpedherdescendintotheblazingdustandsunofSharon。"Gracious!"saidshe,"whataplace!ButImakeitapointtoseeeverythingasIgo。"Nothinghadchanged。There,asofold,laytheflatlitterofthetown——sheds,stores,anddwellings,ashapelesscongregationinthedesert,gapingwideeverywheretotheglassy,quiveringimmensity;andthere,abovetheroofs,turnedtheslattedwind—wheels。Butclosetothetracks,oppositethehotel,wasanedifice,asortoftentofbunting,fromwhichbrassmusicissued,whileaboutahundredpinkandbluesun—bonnetsmovedandmixedneartheentrance。LittleblackMexicans,likecharredtoys,loungedandlaystaringamongtheungradeddunesofsand。"Gracious!"saidMrs。Brewtonagain。Hereyelostnothing;andasshemadeforthetentthechintzpeo—
  niesflowedaroundher,andherstepwassurprisinglylight。Wepassedthroughthesunbonnetsandenteredwherethemusicplayed。"Thepreciousblesseddarlings!"sheexclaimed,claspingherhands。"ThiswilldofortheGoldenDaughters,"sherapidlyadded;"yes,thiswilldistinctlydo。"
  Andshehastenedawayfrommeintothethrong。
  Ihadnotimetolookatmuchthisfirstgeneralminute。Icouldseetherewerebooths,eachcontainingaseparatebaby。Ipassedawholesectionofnakedbabies,andonebabyfartheralonghadongoldenwingsandacrown,andwasbawlingfrightfully。Theirnameswereoverthebooths,andInoticedLucille,ErskineWales,BanquoLickNolin,Cuba,Manilla,Ellabelle,BoscoGrady,JamesJ。CorbettNash,andAquaMarine。
  Therewasagreatsignattheend,painted"Mrs。Eden’sMannaintheWilderness,"andanothersign,labelled"Shot—gunSmith’stwins。"InthemidstofthesefirstfewimpressionsIfoundmyselfseatedbehindabaretableraisedthreefeetorso,withtwoboxesonit,andaquantityofblankpaperandpencils,whileoneofthemenwasexplainingmetherulesandfacts。Ican’trememberthemallnow,becauseIcouldn’tunderstandthemallthen,andMrs。Brewtonwasdistantamongthesun—bonnets,talkingtoagatheringcrowdandfeelinginthemouthsofbabiesthatwerebeingsnatchedoutoftheboothsandbroughttoher。Themanwasinstructingmesteadilyallthewhile,anditoccurredtometonodsilentlyandcoldlynowandthen,asifIwasdoingthissortofthingeveryday。ButIinsistedthatsomeoneshouldhelpmecount,andtheygavemeGadsden。
  NowthesefactsIdorememberveryclearly,andshallneverforgetthem。
  Thebabiescamefromtwotowns——Sharon,andRinconitsneighbor。Alone,neitherhadenoughforagoodshow,thoughinbothitwaseveryfamily’spridetohaveababyeveryyear。Thebabieswereinthreeclasses:Sixmonthsandunder,oneprizeoffered;eighteenmonths,twoprizes;threeyears,twoprizes。Athree—fourthsvoteofallcastwasnecessarytoachoice。Nooneentitledtovoteunlessofimmediatefamilyofacompetingbaby。Nooneentitledtocastmorethanonevote。Therewererulesofentryandfees,butIforgetthem,exceptthatnoonecouldhavetwoexhibitsinthesameclass。WhenIreadthisIasked,howabouttwins?
  "Well,wedidn’tkindofforeseethat,"mutteredmyinstructor,painfully;"whatwouldbeyouridea?""Lookhere,yousir,"interposedMrs。Brewton,"hecameintocountvotes。"Iwasverygladtohaveherback。"That’sright,ma’am,"admittedtheman;"heneedn’ttosayathing。We’veonlygotonetwinsentered,"hepursued,"whichwe’regladof。Shot—gun——","WhereisthisMr。Smith?"interruptedMrs。Brewton。
  "Uptown,drinking,ma’am。""AndwhomayMr。Smithbe?""MostpopularcitizenofRincon,ma’am。Wehadtoaccepthistwinsbecause——well,hecomedownherehimself,andmostofRinconcomewithhim,andasweaimedtohaveeverythingpassoffpleasant—like——""Iquitecomprehend,"
  saidMrs。Brewton。"AndIshouldconsidertwinswithintherule;oranynumberbornatonetime。ButlittleAquaMarineisthefinestsinglechildinthatsixmonthsclass。Itoldhermothersheoughttotakethatsplurgyringoffthepoorlittlething’sthumb。It’smostunsafe。ButI
  shouldvoteforthatchildmyself。""Thankyouforyourvaluableendorse—
  ment,"saidaspruce,slimyoungman。"Butthepublicisnotallowedtovotehere,"headded。Hewasstandingonthefloorandrestinghiselbowsonthetable。Mrs。Brewtonstareddownathim。"Areyouthefatherofthechild?"sheinquired。"Ohno!Iamtheagent。I——""AquaMarine’sagent?"
  saidMrs。Brewton,sharply。"Ha,ha!"wenttheyoungman。"Ha,ha!Well,that’sgoodtoo。She’spartofourexhibit。I’minchargeofthemanna—feds,don’tyouknow?""Idon’tknow,"saidMrs。Brewton。"Why,Mrs。Eden’sMannaintheWilderness!Nourishes,strengthens,andmakesnounhealthyfat。Takeacircular,andwelcome。I’mtravellingforthemanna。Iorganizedthisshow。I’veconductedtwenty—eightsimilarshowsintwoyears。WeholdthemineveryStateandTerritory。SecondoflastMarchIgaveDenver——youheardofit,probably?""Ididnot,"saidMrs。
  Brewton。"Well!Ha,ha!IthoughteverypersonuptodatehadheardofDenver’sOlympicOffspringOlio。""Isituptodatetolollyourelbowsonthetablewhenyou’respeakingtoalady?"inquiredMrs。Brewton。Hejumped,andthengrewscarletwithrage。"Ididn’texpecttolearnmannersinNewMexico,"saidhe。"Idoubtifyouwill,"saidMrs。
  Brewton,andturnedherbackonhim。Hewaswhitenow;butbetterinstincts,orelsebusiness,prevailedinhisinjuredbosom。"Well,"saidhe,"Ihadnobadintentions。Iwasgoingtosayyou’dhaveseententhousandpeopleandfivehundredbabiesatDenver。Andourmanna—fedswonouttobeattheband。Threefirstmedals,andallexclusivelymanna—fed。
  Wetookthecostumeprizealso。OfcoursehereinSharonI’vesimplified。
  Nospecialmedalforweight,beauty,costume,ordecoratedperambulator。
  Well,Imustgobacktoourexhibit。Gladtohaveyougiveusacallupthereandseethemedalswe’reoffering,andourfifteenmanna—feds,andtakeapackageawaywithyou。"Hewasgone。
  Thevotershadbeennowvotinginmytwoboxesforsometime,andIfoundmyselfhopingthemannawouldnotwin,whoeverdid;butitseemedthisagentwasaverycapableperson。Tobeginwith,everyfamilyenteringababydrewapackageofthemannafree,andonepackagecontainedadiamondring。Then,hehadmanagedtohavethefinestbabiesofallclassesinhisownexhibit。Thiswasincontestable,Mrs。Brewtonadmitted,afterreturningfromageneralinspection;anditseemedtousextraordinary。"That’seasy,ma’am,"saidGadsden;"hecamearoundhereamonthago。Don’tyousee?"Ididnotsee,butMrs。Brewtonsawatonce。
  Hehadmadeaquietselectionofbabiesbeforehand,andthenintroducedthemannaintothosehomes。Andeverybodyintheroomwasremarkingthathisshowwasverysuperior,takenasawholetheyalladded,"takenasawhole";Iheardthemastheycameuptovoteforthe3—yearandthe18—monthclasses。The6—monthwastowaittilllast,becausethethirdboxhadbeenaccidentallysmashedbyMr。Smith。Gadsdencaughtseveraltryingtovotetwice。"No,youdon’t!"hewouldshout。"Iknowfaces。I’mnotaconductorfornothing。"Andthevictimwouldfallbackamidjeersfromthesun—bonnets。Oncethepassengerssentovertoknowwhenthetrainwasgoing。"Tellthemtostepoverhereandthey’llnotfeelsolonesome!"shoutedGadsden;andIthinkagoodmanycame。Thebandwasplaying"WhiteWings,"withquiteanumbersingingit,whenGadsdennoticedthevotinghadceased,andannouncedthisballotclosed。Themusicpausedforhim,andwecouldsuddenlyhearhowmanybabieswereindistress;butforamomentonly;aswebeganourcounting,"WhiteWings"
  resumed,andthesun—bonnetsoutsangtheirprogeny。Therewassomethingquitesingularinthewaytheyhadvoted。Herearesomeofthe3—year—oldtickets:"Firstchoice,UlyssesGrantBlum;2dchoice,LewisHendricks。"
  "Firstchoice,JamesRedfield;2d,LewisHendricks。""First,ElkChester;
  2d,LewisHendricks。""Canitbe?"saidtheexcitedGadsden。"Finishthesequick。I’llopenthe18—monthers。"Butheswungroundtomeatonce。"Seethere!"hecried。"Readthat!andthat!"Heplungedamongmore,andIread:"Firstchoice,LawrenceNeptonFord,Jr。;2d,IonaJudd。""Firstchoice,MaryLouiseKenton;2d,IonaJudd。""Hurryup!"
  saidGadsden;"that’sit!"Andaswecounted,Mrs。Brewtonlookedovermyshoulderandutteredhermelodiouscroak,forwhichIsawnoreason。
  "Thatyoungwhipper—snapperwillgofar,"sheobserved;nordidIunder—
  standthis。Butwhentheystoppedthebandformetoannouncethereturns,onefactdiddawnonmeevenwhileIwasreading:"Three—
  year—olds:Wholenumberofvotescast,300;necessarytoachoice,225。
  Secondprize,LewisHendricks,receiving300。Firstprize,largestnumberofvotescast,11,forSalvisavanMeter。Noaward。Eighteen—monthclass:
  Wholenumberofvotescast,300;necessarytoachoice,225。Secondprize,IonaJudd,receiving300。LillianBrowngets15for1stprize。Noneawarded。"Therewasaveryfeebleapplause,andthensilenceforasecond,andthenthesun—bonnetsrushedtogether,rushedawaytoothers,rushedback;andtalksweptlikehailthroughtheplace。Yes,thatiswhattheyhaddone。TheyhadallvotedforLewisHendricksandIonaJuddforsecondprize,andeveryfamilyhadvotedthefirstprizetoitsownbaby。TheBrownsandvanMetershappenedtobethelargestfamiliespresent。"He’llgofar!he’llgofar!"repeatedMrs。Brewton。Sportglitteredinhereye。Shegatheredhercurtains,andwasamongthesun—bonnetsinamoment。Thenitfullydawnedonme。TheagentforMrs。
  Eden’sMannaintheWildernesswasindeedashrewdstrategist,andknewhispeopletotherootsofthegrass。Theyhadneverseenababy—show。
  Theywereinnocent。Hecameamongthem。Hegaveawaypackagesofmannaandadiamondring。Heofferedtheprizes。Butheproposedtowinsome。
  Thereforehemadethatruleaboutonlytheimmediatefamiliesvoting。Heforesawwhattheywoulddo;andnowtheyhaddoneit。Whateverhappened,twoprizeswenttohismanna—feds。"Theydon’tseethroughitintheleast,whichisjustaswell,"saidMrs。Brewton,returning。"Andit’slittlematterthatonlysecondprizesgotothebestbabies。Butwhat’stobedonenow?"Ihadnoidea;butitwasnotnecessarythatIshould。
  "YoufolksofRinconandSharon,"spokeadeepvoice。ItwasthefirstmaninthePullman,anddropswererollingfromhisforehead,andhiseyesweretheeyesofabeleagueredox。"Youfathersandmothers,"hesaid,andtookanotherbreath。Theygrewquiet。"I’mafathermyself,asiswellknown。"Theyapplaudedthis。"Salvisaismine,andshegotmyvote。Thefatherthatwillnotsupporthisownchildisnot——doesnot——isworsethaniftheywereorphans。"Hebreathedagain,whiletheyloudlyapplauded。"But,folks,I’vegottogethometoRincon。I’vegotto。AndI’llgiveupSalvisaifI’mmetfair。""Yes,yes,you’llbemet,"saidvoicesofmen。"Well,here’smyproposition:Mrs。Eden’smannahastooktwo,andI’msatisfieditshould。Wevoted,andwillstayvoted。""Yes,yes!""Well,now,here’sSharonandRincon,twoofthefinesttownsinthissection,andIsaySharonandRinconhasequalrightstogetsomethingoutofthis,anddropprivatefeelings,andeverybodybacktheirtown。AndIsayletthisladyandgentleman,whowillactelegantandonthesquare,takeaviewandnominatethefinestRincon3—year—oldandthefinestSharon18—monththeycancutoutoftheherd。AndIsaylet’svoteunanimousontheirpick,andleteachtownholdafirstprizeandgohomeinfriendship,feelingithasbeentreatedright。"
  Universalcheersendorsedhim,andhegotdownpanting。Thebandplayed"UnionForever,"andIaccompaniedMrs。Brewtontothebooths。"You’llremember!"shoutedtheoratorurgentlyafterus;"oneapiece。"Wenodded。
  "Don’tgetmixed,"heappealinglyinsisted。Weshookourheads,andoutoftheboothsrushedtwowomen,andsimultaneouslydashedtheirinfantsinourfaces。"You’llneverpassCubaby!"entreatedone。"ThisisBoscoGrady,"saidtheother。CubaworeanimmensegarmentmadeoftheAmericanflag,buthermotherwhirledheroutofitinasecond。"Seethemdimples;seethemknees!"shesaid。"Seethemfeet!Onlyfeelofhertoes!""Lookathisarms!"screamedthemotherofBosco。"Doubledhisweightinfourmonths。""Didheindeed,ma’am?"saidCuba’smother;
  "well,hehadn’tmuchtodouble。""Didn’the,then?Didn’theindeed?"
  "Noatyou;hedidn’tindeedandindeed!IguessCubaisknowntoSharon。
  IguessSharon’llnotletCubabeslighted。""Well,andIguessRincon’llseethatBoscoGradygetshisrights。""Ladies,"saidMrs。Brewton,toweringbutpoeticalwithhercurl,"Iamamothermyself,andraisedfivenobleboysandtwosweetpeerlessgirls。"Thisstoppedthemimmediately;theystaredatherandherchintzpeoniesassheputthecurlgentlyawayfromhermedallionandproceeded:"ButneverdidIthinkofmyselfinthosedarkwearydaysofthelongago。IthoughtofmycountryandtheLostCause。"Theystaredather,fascinated。"Yes,m’m,"
  whisperedthey,quitehumbly。"Now,"saidMrs。Brewton,"whatismoresacredthananAmericanmother’slove?Thereforelethernotshameitwithangerandstrife。Alllittleboysandgirlsarepreciousgemstomeandtoyou。Whatisacold,lifelessmedalcomparedtooneofthem?
  ThoughIwouldthatallcouldgettheprize!Buttheycan’t,youknow。"
  "No,m’m。"Manymothers,withtheirchildrenintheirarms,werenowdumblywatchingMrs。Brewton,whoheldthemwithahoneyed,convincingsmile。"IfIchooseonlyoneinthisbeautifulandencouragingharvest,itisbecauseIhavenootherchoice。Thankyousomuchforlettingmeseethatlittleheroandthatlovelyangel,"sheadded,withayetsweeterglancetothemothersofBoscoandCuba。"AndIwishthemallluckwhentheirturncomes。I’venosayaboutthe6—monthclass,youknow。Andnowalittleroom,please。"
  Themothersfellback。Butmyheadswamslightly。The6—monthclass,tobesure!Theoratorhadforgottenallaboutit。Inthegeneraljoyoverhiswiseandfairproposition,nobodyhadthoughtofit。Buttheywouldprettysoon。CubaandBoscowerelikelytoremindthem。Thenweshouldstillbefacetofacewithastateofthingsthat——IcastaglancebehindatthosetwomothersofSharonandRinconfollowingus,andIaskedMrs。
  Brewtontolookatthem。"Don’tthinkaboutitnow,"saidshe,"itwillonlymixyou。Ialwaysliketotakeathingwhenitcomes,andnotbefore。"Wenowreachedthe18—monthclass。Theywerethenakedones。The6—monthhadstayednicelyinpeople’sarms;thesewerecrawlinghastilyeverywhere,likecrabsupsetinthemarket,andtheyscreamedfiercelywhentakenuponthelap。ThemotherofThomasJeffersonBrayinLucasshowedusaframedletterfromthestatesmanforwhomherchildwascalled。Theletterreekedwithgratitude,andsaidthatoffspringwasman’sproudestprivilege;thatasouvenirsixteen—to—onespoonwouldhavebeencheerfullysent,but428babieshadbeennamedafterMr。BrayinsinceJanuary。ItcongratulatedtheswellingarmyofthePeople’sCause。
  ButtherewasnothingeminentaboutlittleThomasexcepttheletter;andweselectedReeseMoran,avigorousSharonbaby,who,whentheyattemptedtosethimdownandpacifyhim,stiffenedhislegs,dashedhiscandytothefloor,andburstintolamentation。Weweresoon。onourwaytothe3—yearclass,forMrs。Brewtonwasrapidandthorough。AswewentbytheMannaExhibit,theagentamonghispackagesandbabiesinvitedusin。HewasloudlydeclaringthathewouldvoteforBoscoifhecould。ButwhenheexaminedCuba,hebecamesurethatDenverhadnothingfinerthanthat。
  Mrs。Brewtontooknonoticeofhim,butbademeadmireAquaMarineasfarsurpassinganyother6—monthchild。Iproclaimedhersplendid(shewasawide—eyed,contentedthing,withaheadshapedlikeacroquetmallet),andtheagentsmiledmodestlyandtoldthemothersthatasforhisbabiestwoprizeswasluckenoughforthem;theydidn’twanttheearth。"Ifthatthinghappenedtobebrass,"saidMrs。Brewton,bendingovertheringthatAquawasstillsucking;andagainremonstratingwiththemotherforthisimprudence,shepassedon。Thethree—year—oldswere,manyofthem,incostume,withextraordinaryarrangementsofhair;andherewasthechildwithgoldwingsandacrownIhadseenonarriving。HernamewasVerbenaM。,andshepersonatedFaith。Shehadcoloredslippers,andwasdrinkingteafromhermother’scup。Anotherchild,namedBroderickMcGowan,representedColumbus,andjoyfullyshouted"Ki—yi!"everyhalf—minute。Onechildwasattiredasaprominentadmiral;anotherasaprominentgeneral;andonestoodinaboatandwasWashington。AsMrs。
  Brewtonexaminedthemanddealtwiththemothers,thenamesstruckmeafresh——notsomuchtheboys;UlyssesGrantandJamesJ。Corbettexplainedthemselves;butIreadthenamesoffiveadjacentgirls——Lula,Ocilla,Nila,Cusseta,andMaylene。AndIaskedMrs。Brewtonhowtheygotthem。"Fromromances,"shetoldme,"inpapersthatweoftheupperclassesneversee。"InchoosingHoraceBoyd,ofRincon,forhishair,hisfullsetoffrontteethwellcaredfor,andhisgeneralbeauty,Ithinkbothofuswerealsoinfluencedbyhisgoodsensiblename,andhisgoodcleansensibleclothes。Withbothourselections,oncetheyweresettled,wereSharonandRinconsatisfied。Wewereturningbacktothetabletoannounceourchoicewhenasuddenclamorarosebehindus,andwesawconfusionintheMannaDepartment。Womenwererunningandshrieking,andIhastenedafterMrs。Brewtontoseewhatwasthematter。AquaMarinehadswallowedtheringonherthumb。"Itwasgold!itwaspuregold!"wailedthemother,clutchingMrs。Brewton。"ItcostawholedollarinElPaso。"
  "Shemusthavewhiteofegginstantly,"saidMrs。Brewton,handingmeherpurse。"Runtothehotel——""Saveyourmoney,"saidtheagent,springingforwardwithsomeeggsinabowl。"Lord!youdon’tcatchuswithoutalltheapplianceshandy。We’drunbehindthetradeinnotime。There,now,there,"headded,comfortinglytothemother。"Willyoumakeherswallowit?Betterletme——betterletme——Andhere’stheemetic。Lord!why,wehadthreeswallowedringsattheDenverOlio,andIgot’emallsafebackwithintenminutesaftertimeofswallowing。""Yougoaway,"saidMrs。
  Brewtontome,"andtellthemournominations。"ThemotherssympatheticallysurroundedpoorlittleAqua,sayingtoeachother:"She’sabeautifulchild!""Sureindeedsheis!""Butthemanna—fedshashadtheirturn。""Sureindeedthey’vebeenrecognized,"andsoforth,whileI
  wasgladtoretiretothevotingtable。Themusicpausedforme,andasthecrowdcheeredmysmallspeech,someonesaid,"Andnowwhatareyougoingtodoaboutme?"ItwasBoscoGradybackagain,andclosebehindhimCuba。TheyhadescapedfromMrs。Brewton’seyeandhadgotmealone。
  ButIpretendedinthenoiseandcheeringnottoseethesemothers。I
  noticedawomanhurryingoutofthetent,andhopedAquawasnotinfurthertrouble——shewasstillsurrounded,Icouldsee。Thentheoratormadesomesilence,thankedusinthenamesofSharonandRincon,andproposedourcandidatesbevotedonbyacclamation。Thiswasdone。RinconvotedforSharonandReeseMoraninasolidroar,andSharonvotedforRinconandHoraceBoydinaroarequallysolid。Sonoweachhadaprize,andthewholeplacewasapplaudinghappily,andthebandwasbeginningagain,whenthemotherswithCubaandBoscojumpedupbesidemeontheplatform,andthesightofthemproducedimmediatesilence。
  "There’sagoodmanyherehasarighttofeelsatisfied,"saidMrs。
  Grady,lookingabout,"andthey’rewelcometotheirfeelings。Butifthismeetingthinksitisthroughwithitsbusiness,Icantellitthatitain’t——notifitactshonorable,itain’t。Doesthosethathavehadtheirchanceandthosethatcantakehometheirprizesexpectus6—monthmotherscomeherefornothing?DotheyexpectIbroughtmyBoscofromRincontobeinsulted,andhimtheprideofthetown?""CubaisknowntoSharon,"spoketheotherlady。"I’llsaynomore。""JumpingJeans!"
  murmuredtheoratortohimself。"Ican’tholdthistrainmuchlonger,"
  saidGadsden;"she’sdueatLordsburgnow。""You’llhavemadeitupbyTucson,Gadsden,"spokeMrs。Brewton,quietly,acrossthewholeassemblyfromtheMannaDepartment。"Asfortowns,"continuedMrs。Grady,"thatthinkanythingofababythat’sonlygotthreeteeth——""Ha!Ha!"laughedCuba’smother,shrilly。"Teeth!Well,we’renotproudofbaldbabiesinSharon。"Boscowascertainlybald。Allthemenwerelookingwretched,andallthewomenweregrowingmoreandmorelikeeagles。Moreover,theywereseparatingintotwobandsandtakingtheirhusbandswiththem——SharonandRincondrawingtooppositepartsofthetent——andwhatwascomingI
  cannotsay;forweallhadtothinkofsomethingelse。Athirdwoman,bringingaman,mountedtheplatform。ItwassheIhadseenhurryout。
  "Myname’sShot—gunSmith,"saidtheman,verycarefully,"andI’mtoldyou’vereachedmycase。"Hewasextremelygood—looking,withablueeyeandablondmustache,notabovethirty,andwastryinghardtobesober,holdinghimselfwithdignity。"Areyouthejudge?"saidhetome。
  "Hell——"Ibegan。"N—notguilty,yourhonor,"saidhe。Atthishiswifelookedanxious。"S—self—defence,"heslowlycontinued;"toldyouoncealready。""Why,Rolfe!"exclaimedhiswife,touchinghiselbow。"Don’tyoucry,littlewoman,"saidhe;"this’llcomeoutallright。Where’rethewitnesses?""Why,Rolfe!Rolfe!"Sheshookhimasyoushakeasleepychild。"Nowseehere,"saidhe,andwaggedafingeratheraf—
  fectionately,"youpromisedmeyou’dnotcryifIletyoucome。""Rolfe,dear,it’snotthatto—day;it’sthetwins。""It’syourtwins,Shot—gun,thistime,"saidmanymen’svoices。"Weacquittedyouallrightlastmonth。""Justifiablehomicide,"saidGadsden。"Don’tyouremember?"
  "Twins?"saidShotgun,drowsily。"Ohyes,mine。Why——"HeopenedonushisblueeyesthatlookedaboutasinnocentasAquaMarine’s,andhegrewmoreawake。Thenheblusheddeeply,faceandforehead。"Iwasnotcomingtothiskindofthing,"heexplained。"Butshewantedthetwinstogetsomething。"Heputhishandonhershoulderandstraightenedhimself。"I
  doneaheapofprospectingbeforeIstruckthisclaim,"saidhe,pattinghershoulder。"WegotmarriedlastMarchayear。It’sourfirst——first——first"——heturnedtomewithaconfidingsmile——"it’sourfirstdividend,judge。""Rolfe!Inever!Youcomerightdown。""Andnowlet’sgogetaprize,"hedeclared,withhisconfidingpleasantness。"I
  remembernow!Iremember!Theyclaimedtwinswasbarred。AndIkickeddownthebars。Takemetothosetwins。They’renotnamedyet,judge。
  Aftertheygettheprizewe’llnamethemfinenames,asgoodasanytheygotanywhere——Europe,Asia,Africa——anywhere。Mygracious!Iwishtheywasboys。Comeon,judge!Youandme’llgogive’emaprize,andthenwe’lldrinkto’em。"Hehuggedmesuddenlyandaffectionately,andwehalffelldownthesteps。ButGadsdenassuddenlycaughthimandrightedhim,andweproceededtothetwins。Mrs。Smithlookedatmehelplessly,saying:"I’mthatsorry,sir!Ihadnoideahewasgoingtobethatgamesome。""Notatall,"Isaid;"notatall!"UndermanycircumstancesI
  shouldhavedelightedinShot—gun’ssociety。Heseemedsoutterlysurethat,nowhehadexplainedhimself,everybodywouldrejoicetogivetheremaining—medaltohislittlegirls。ButBoscoandCubahadnotbeenidle。Shotgundidnotnoticethespreadofwhispers,norfeelthedividedandjealouscurrentsintheairashesat,and,inexpandinggood—will,talkedhimselfalmostsober。Toenticehimouttherewasnoway。Severalofhisfriendshadtriedit。Butbeneathhisinnocencethereseemedtolurksomethingwary,andIgrewapprehensiveaboutholdingtheboxthislasttime。ButGadsdenrelievedmeasourcountbegan。"Shot—gunisasplendidman,"saidhe,"andhehastrailedmoretrain—robbersthananydeputyinNewMexico。Buthehasseentoomanyfriendsto—day,andisnotquitehimself。SowhenhefelldownthattimeIjusttookthisoffhim。"
  Heopenedthedrawer,andtherelayasix—shooter。"Itwastouchandgo,"
  saidGadsden;"buthe’sthinkingthathardabouthistwinsthathe’snotmissedityet。’Twouldhavebeentheactofanenemytoleavethatonhimto—day。——Well,d’yousay!"hebrokeoff。"Well,well,well!"Itwastheticketswetookoutoftheboxthatsethimexclaiming。Ibegantoreadthem,andsawthattheagentwasnomerepolitician,butastatesman。HisAquaMarinehadasolidvote。IrememberedhisextremepraiseofbothBoscoandCuba。ThishadsetRinconandSharonbitterlyagainsteachother。IrememberedhismodestyaboutAquaMarine。Ofcourse。Eachtown,unabletobeartheideaoftheother’sbeatingit,hadvotedforthemanna—fed,whohad299votes。Shot—gunandhiswifehadvotedfortheirtwins。IlookedtowardstheMannaDepartment,andcouldseethatAquaMarinewasplacidoncemore,andMrs。Brewtonwasdancingtheringbeforehereyes。IhopeIannouncedthereturnsinafirmvoice。"What!"saidShot—gunSmith;andatthatsoundMrs。Brewtonstoppeddancingthering。
  Hestrodetoourtable。"There’sthewinner,"saidGadsden,quicklypointingtotheMannaExhibit。"What!"shoutedSmithagain;"andtheyquitmeforthathammer—headedson—of—a—gun?"Hewhirledaround。Themenstoodready,andthewomenfledshriekingandcoweringtotheirinfantsinthebooths。"Gentlemen!Gentlemen!"criedGadsden,"don’thurthim!
  Lookhere!"AndfromthedrawerhedisplayedShot—gun’sweapon。Theyunderstoodinasecond,andcalmlywatchedtheenragedanddisappointedShot—gun。Buthewasaman。Hesawhowhehadfrightenedthewomen,andhestoodinthemiddleofthefloorwitheyesthatdidnotatallresembleAquaMarine’satpresent。"I’mallrightnow,boys,"hesaid。"I
  hopeI’veharmednoone。Ladies,willyoutryandforgetaboutmemakingsuchabreak?Itgotaheadofme,Iguess;forIhadpromisedthelittlewoman——"Hestoppedhimself;andthenhiseyefellupontheMannaDepartment。"IguessIdon’tlikeonethingmuchnow。I’mnotafterprizes。I’dnotacceptonefromagold—bug—combine—trustthatcomessneakingaroundstuffingwholesaleconcoctionsintoourchildren’ssystems。Mytwinsarenotmanna—fed。Mytwinsareraisedasnatureintended。Perhapsiftheywereswelledoutwithtrashthatactslikebaking—powder,theywouldhaveamedaltoo——forInoticehehasmadeyouvotehiswayprettyoftenthisafternoon。"Isawtheagentattheendoftheroomlookveryqueer。"That’sso!"saidseveral。"IthinkI’llclearouthisboxes,"saidShot—gun,withrisingjoy。"IfeellikeI’vegottodosomethingbeforeIgohome。Comeon,judge!"Heswoopedtowardsthemannawithayell,andthemenswoopedwithhim,andGadsdenandIwereswoopedwiththem。Againthewomenshrieked。ButMrs。Brewtonstoodoutbeforetheboxeswithhercurlandherchintz。
  "Mr。Smith,"saidshe,"youarenotgoingtodoanythinglikethat。Youaregoingtobehaveyourselflikethegentlemanyouare,andnotlikethewildbeastthat’sinsideyou。"Neverinhislifebefore,probably,hadShot—gunbeenaddressedinsuchamanner,andhetoobecamehypnotized,fixinghisblueeyesuponthestrangelady。"Idonotbelieveinpatentfoodsforchildren,"saidMrs。Brewton。"Weagreeonthat,Mr。Smith,andIamagrandmother,andIattendtowhatmygrandchildreneat。Butthishighlyadroityoungmanhasdoneyounoharm。Ifhehastheprizes,whosedoingisthat,please?Andwhopaidforthem?Willyoutellme,please?
  Ah,youareallsilent!"Andshecroakedmelodiously。"Nowlethimandhismannagoalong。ButIhaveenjoyedmeetingyouall,andIshallnotforgetyousoon。And,Mr。Smith,Iwantyoutorememberme。Willyou,please?"ShewalkedtoMrs。Smithandthetwins,andShot—gunfollowedher,entirelyhypnotized。Shebeckonedtome。"YourjudgeandI,"shesaid,"considernotonlyyourbeautifultwinsworthyofaprize,butalsothemotherandfatherthatcansoproudlyclaimthem。"Sheputherhandinmypocket。"Thesecat’s—eyes,"shesaid,"youwillwear,andthinkofmeandthejudgewhopresentsthem。"Sheplacedabraceletoneachtwin,andthenecklaceuponMrs。Smith’sneck。"GivehimGadsden’sstuff,"shewhisperedtome。"Doyoushaveyourself,sir?"saidI,takingouttheStropine。"Vaselineandgroundshells,andwilllastyourlife。Rubthesizeofapeaonyourstropandspreadittoaninch。"IplacedtheboxinShot—gun’smotionlesshand。"Andnow,Gadsden,we’lltakethetrain,"
  saidMrs。Brewton。"Here’syourlunch!Here’syourwine!"saidtheorator,forcingabasketuponme。"Idon’tknowwhatwe’dhavedonewithoutyouandyourmother。"AflashofindignationcrossedMrs。
  Brewton’sface,butchangedtoasmile。"You’veforgottonamemygirls!"
  exclaimedShot—gun,suddenlyfindinghisvoice。"Supposeyoutrythat,"
  saidMrs。Brewtontome,atrifleviciously。"Thankyou,"IsaidtoSmith。"Thankyou。I——""Somethinghandsome,"heurged。"HowwouldCynthiadoforone?"Isuggested。"Shucks,no!I’veknowntwoCynthias。
  Youdon’twantthat?"heaskedMrs。Smith;andshedidnotatall。
  "Somethingextra,somethingfine,somethingnotstale,"saidhe。Ilookedabouttheroom。Therewasnotimeforthought,butmyeyefelloncemoreuponCuba。ThisremindedmeofSpain,andtheSpanish;andmybrainleaped。"Ihavethem!"Icried。"’Armada’and’Loyola。’""That’swhatthey’renamed!"saidShot—gun;"writeitforus。"AndIdid。Oncemorethebandplayed,andweleftthem,allcalling,"Good—bye,ma’am。
  Good—bye,judge,"happyaspossible。Thetrainwassoongoingsixtymilesanhourthroughthedesert。WehadpassedLordsburg,SanSimon,andwerenearlyatBensonbeforeMrs。BrewtonandGadsden(whomshemadesitdownwithus)andIfinishedthelunchandchampagne。"Iwonderhowlonghe’llrememberme?"musedMrs。BrewtonatTucson,wherewewereontime。"Thatwomanisnotworthoneofhisboots。"
  Saturdayafternoon,May6。——NearLosAngeles。Ihavebeenwritingallday,tobesureandgeteverythingin,andnowSharonistwenty—fourhoursago,andherethereareroses,gardens,andmanynicehousesattheway—stations。Oh,GeorgeWashington,fatherofyourcountry,whatabrindledlitterhaveyousired!
  Butherethemoralreflectionsbeginagain,andIcopynomorediary。
  Mrs。Brewtonlikedmynamesforthetwins。"They’llpronounceitLoyo’la,"shesaid,"andthatsoundsrightlovely。"LatershesentmeherpaperfortheGoldenDaughters。ItisfullofpoetryandsentimentandallthethingsIhavemissed。ShewrotethatifshehadbeensuretheagenthadhelpedAquaMarinetoswallowthering,shewouldhaveletthemsmashhisboxes。AndIthinkshewasalittleinlovewithShot—gunSmith。ButwhatapityweshallsoonhavenomoreMrs。Brewtons!Thecausesthatproducedher——slavery,isolation,literarytendencies,ad—
  versity,gameblood——thatcombinationisbrokenforever。IshallspeaktoMr。Howellsabouther。Sheoughttoberecorded。
  ThePromisedLandPerhapsthereweretenofthem——thesegallopingdotswerehardtocount——downinthedistantbottomacrosstheriver。Theirswiftlymovingdusthungwiththemclose,thinningtoayellowveilwhentheyhaltedshort。Theyclusteredamoment,thenpartedlikebeads,andwentwideasunderontheplain。Theyveeredsinglyoverthelevel,mergedintwosandthrees,apparentlyracing,shranktogetherlikeelastic,andbrokeranksagaintoswerveoverthestretchingwaste。Fromthisvisionedpantomimepresentlycameasound,atinyshot。Thefiguresweretoofarfordiscerningwhichfiredit。Itevidentlydidnoharm,andwasrepeatedatonce。Ababelofdiminutiveexplosionsfollowed,whilethehorsemengallopedoninunexpectedcircles。Soon,fornovisiblereason,thedotsrantogether,bunchingcompactly。Theshootingstopped,thedustrosethickagainfromthecrowdedhoofs,cloakingthegroup,andsopassedbackandwaslostamongthesilentbarrenhills。
  FouremigrantshadwatchedthisfromthehighbleakrimoftheBigBend。
  TheystoodwheretheflatofthedesertbrokeandtilteddowningroovesandbulgesdeeptothelurkingColumbia。Emptylevelslayopposite,nar—
  rowingupintothehighcountry。
  "That’stheColvilleReservationacrosstheriverfromus,"saidtheman。
  "Another!"sighedhiswife。
  "ThelastIndianswe’llstrike。OurtrailtotheOkanagongoesoveracornerofit。"
  "We’regoingtothosehills?"Themotherlookedatherlittlegirlandbackwherethecloudhadgone。
  "Onlyacorner,Liza。Theferryputsusoveronit,andwe’vegottogobytheferryorstaythissideoftheColumbia。Youwouldn’twanttostartahomehere?"
  Theyhaddriventwenty—onehundredmilesatawalk。Standingbythemwerethesixhorseswiththewagon,anditstunneledroofofcanvasshoneduskilyontheemptyvergeofthewilderness。Adrywindlessairhungoverthetable—landoftheBigBend,butasoundrosefromsomewhere,floatingvoluminousuponthesilence,andsankagain。
  "Rapids!"Themanpointedfarupthegiantrutofthestreamtowhereastreakofwhitewatertwinkledatthefootofthehills。"We’vestrucktherivertoohigh,"headded。
  "Thenwedon’tcrosshere?"saidthewoman,quickly。
  "No。Bywhattheytoldmethecabinandtheferryoughttobefivemilesdown。"
  Herfacefell。"Onlyfivemiles!Iwaswondering,John——Wouldn’ttherebeawayroundforthechildrento——"
  "Now,mother,"interruptedthehusband,"thatain’tlikeyou。We’vecrossedplentyIndianreservationsthistripalready。"
  "Idon’twanttogoround,"thelittlegirlsaid。"Father,don’tmakemegoround。"
  Mart,theboy,withaloosehookofhairhangingdowntohiseyesfromhishat,didnottroubletospeak。HehadbeendisappointedinthewestwardjourneytofindalltheIndianspeaceful。Heknewwhichwayheshouldgonow,andhewenttothewagontolookonceagaindownthecleanbarrelofhisrifle。
  "Why,Nancy,youdon’tlikeIndians?"saidhermother。
  "Yes,Ido。Ilikechiefs。"
  Mrs。Clallamlookedacrosstheriver。"Itwassostrange,John,thewaytheyacted。Itseemstogetstranger,thinkingaboutit。"
  "Theydidn’tseeus。Theydidn’thaveanotion——"
  "Butifwe’regoingrightover?"
  "We’renotgoingoverthere,Liza。Thatquickwater’stheMahkinRapids,andourferry’scleardownbelowfromthisplace。"
  "Whatcouldtheyhavebeenafter,doyouthink?"
  "Thosechaps?Oh,nothing,Iguess。Theyweren’tkillinganybody。"
  "Playingcross—tag,"saidMart。
  "I’dliketoknow,John,howyouknowtheyweren’tkillinganybody。Theymighthavebeentryingto。"
  "Thenwe’reperfectlysafe,Liza。Wecansetandlet’emkillusallday。"
  "Well,Idon’tthinkit’sanykindofwaytobehave,runningaroundshootingrightoffyourhorse。"
  "AndFourthofJulyovertoo,"saidMartfromthewagon。HewasputtingcartridgesintothemagazineofhisWinchester。Hiscommon—sensetoldhimthatthosehorsemenwouldnotcrosstheriver,butthenotionofanightattackpleasedtheimaginationofyoungsixteen。
  "Itwasthechildren,"saidMrs。Clallam。"Andnobody’sgettingmeanywood。HowamIgoingtocooksupper?Stiryourselves!"
  Theyhadcarriedwaterinthewagon,andfatherandsonwentforwood。
  Somewaydownthehilltheycameuponagullywithsomedeadbrush,andclimbedbackwiththis。Supperwaseatenontheground,thehorseswerewatered,givengrain,andturnedloosetofindwhatpickingstheymightintheleangrowth;andduskhadnotturnedtodarkwhentheemigrantswereintheirbedsonthesoftdust。Thenoiseoftherapidsdominatedtheairwithdistantsonority,andthechildrensleptatonce,theboywithhisriflealonghisblanket’sedge。JohnClallamlaytillthemoonrosehardandbrilliant,andthenquietly,lesthiswifeshouldhearfromherbedbythewagon,wenttolookacrosstheriver。Wherethedownwardslopebeganhecameuponher。Shehadbeenwatchingforsometime。Theyweretheonlyobjectsinthatbaldmoonlight。Noshrubgrewanywherethatreachedtothewaist,andthetwofiguresdrewtogetheronthelonelyhill。Theystoodhandinhandandmotionless,exceptthatthemanbentoverthewomanandkissedher。WhenshespokeofIowatheyhadleft,hetalkedofthenewregionoftheirhopes,thecountrythatlaybehindthevoidhillsopposite,whereitwouldnotbeastruggletolive。Hedweltonthehometheywouldmake,andhermoodfollowedhisatlast,tillhusbandandwifewerebuildingdistantplanstogether。TheDipperhadswunglowwhenheremarkedthattheywereacoupleoffools,andtheywentbacktotheirbeds。Coldcameovertheground,andtheirmusingsturnedtodreams。Nextmorningbothwereashamedoftheirfears。
  Byfourthewagonwasonthemove。Inside,Nancy’svoicewashearddiscussingwithhermotherwhethertheschool—teacherwheretheyweregoingtolivenowwouldhaveablackdogwithawhitetail,thatcouldswimwithabasketinhismouth。Theycrawledalongtheedgeofthevastdescent,makingslowprogress,forattimesthevalleywidenedandtheyrecededfarfromtheriver,andthencircuitouslydrewcloseagainwheretheslantsankabruptly。Whentheferryman’scabincameinsight,thecanvasinteriorofthewagonwashotinthelong—risensun。Thelayofthelandhadbroughtthemcloseabovethestream,butnooneseemedtobeatthecabinontheotherside,norwasthereanysignofaferry。Grovesoftreeslayinthenarrowfoldsofthevalley,andthewatersweptblackbetweenuntenantedshores。Nothinglivingcouldbeseenalongthescantlevelsofthebottom—land。Yettherestoodthecabinastheyhadbeentold,theonlyonebetweentherapidsandtheOkanagon;andbrightinthesuntheColvilleReservationconfrontedthem。Theycameupontracksgoingdownoverthehill,marksofwagonsandhorses,plaininthesoil,andcharredsticks,withemptycans,lyingwherecampshadbeen。Heartenedbythisproofthattheywereontherightroad,JohnClallamturnedhishorsesoverthebrink。Theslantsteepenedsuddenlyinahundredyards,tiltingthewagonsonobrakeorshoewouldholditifitmovedfarther。
  "Allout!"saidClallam。"Eitherfolkstravellightinthiscountryortheyunpack。"Hewentdownalittleway。"That’sthetrailtoo,"hesaid。
  "Wheelmarksdownthere,andthelittlebushesaresnappedoff。"
  Nancyslippedout。"I’munpacked,"saidshe。"Oh,whatasplendidhilltogodown!We’llgolikeanything。"
  "Yes,thatsurelyisthetrail,"Clallampursued。"Icanseeawaydownwheresomebody’sleftawheelamongthembigstones。Butwheredoeshekeephisferry—boat?Andwheredoeshekeephimself?"
  "Now,John,ifit’sherewe’retogodown,don’tyougettostudyingoversomethingelse。It’llbetimeenoughafterwe’reatthebottom。Nancy,here’syourchair。"Mrs。Clallambeganliftingthelighterthingsfromthewagon。
  "Mart,"saidthefather,"we’llhavetochainlockthewheelsafterwe’reempty。Iguesswe’llstartwiththeworst。Youandme’lltakethestoveapartandgetherdownsomehow。We’reinlucktohaveopencountryandnotimbertoworkthrough。Dropthatbeddingmother!Yourselfisallyou’regoingtocarry。We’llpackthattruckonthehorses。"
  "Thenpackitnowandletmestartfirst。I’llmaketwotripswhileyou’reatthestove。"
  "There’stheman!"saidNancy。
  Aman——awhiteman——wasridinguptheothersideoftheriver。Nearthecabinheleanedtoseesomethingontheground。Tenyardsmoreandhewasoffthehorseandpickedupsomethingandthrewitaway。Heloiteredalong,pickingupandthrowingtillhewasatthedoor。Hepusheditopenandtookasurveyoftheinterior。Thenhewenttohishorse,andwhentheysawhimgoingawayontheroadhehadcome,theysetupashouting,andMartfiredasignal。Theriderdivedfromhissaddleandmadehead—
  longintothecabin,wherethedoorclappedtolikeatrap。Nothinghappenedfurther,andthehorsestoodonthebank。
  "That’sthefunniestmanIeversaw,"saidNancy。
  "They’reallfunnyoverthere,"saidMart。"I’llsignalhimagain。"Butthecabinremainedshut,andthedesertedhorseturned,tookafewfirststeelsoffreedom,thentrottedbrisklydowntheriver。
  "Why,then,hedon’tbelongthereatall,"saidNancy。
  "Wait,child,tillweknowsomethingaboutit。"
  "She’sliabletoberight,Liza。Thehorse,anyway,don’tbelong,orhe’dnotrunoff。That’sgoodjudgment,Nancy。Rightgoodforalittlegirl。"
  "Iamsixyearsold,"saidNancy,"andIknowlotsmorethanthat。"
  "Well,let’sgetmotherandthebeddingstarteddown。It’llbenoonbeforeweknowit。"
  Thereweretwopack—saddlesinthewagon,readyagainstsuchstraitsasthis。Therollsweremade,balancedassidepacks,andcircledwiththeswing—ropes,loosecloths,clothes,frying—pans,thelantern,andtheaxetossedintofillthegapinthemiddle,canvasflungoverthewhole,andthediamond—hitchhauledtautonthefirstpack,whenasecondriderappearedacrosstheriver。Hecameoutofaspacebetweentheoppositehills,intowhichthetrailseemedtoturn,andhewasleadingthefirstman’shorse。Theheavyworkbeforethemwasforgotten,andtheClallamssatdowninarowtowatch。
  "He’sstealingit,"saidMrs。Clallam。
  "Thentheothermanwillcomeoutandcatchhim,"saidNancy。
  Martcorrectedthem。"Amanneverstealshorsesthatway。Hedrivesthemupinthemountains,wheretheownerdon’ttravelmuch。"
  Thenewriderhadarrivedatthebankandcamesteadilyalongtilloppositethedoor,wherehepausedandlookedupanddowntheriver。
  "Seehimstoop,"saidClallamthefather。"He’sseenthetracksdon’tgofurther。"
  "Iguesshe’saftertheotherone,"addedClallamtheson。
  "Whichofthemistheferry—man?"saidMrs。Clallam。
  Themanhadgotoffandgonestraightinsidethecabin。Intheblackofthedoorwayappearedimmediatelythefirstman,danglinginthegripoftheother,whokickedhimalongtothehorse。Therethevictimmountedhisownanimalandrodebackdowntheriver。Thechastiserwasreturningtothecabin,whenMartfiredhisrifle。Themanstoppedshort,sawtheemigrants,andwavedhishand。Hedismountedandcametotheedgeofthewater。Theycouldhearhewasshoutingtothem,butitwastoofarforthewordstocarry。Fromacertainreiteratedcadence,heseemedtobesayingonething。JohnandMarttriedtoshowtheydidnotunderstand,andindicatedtheirwagon,walkingtoitandgettingaboard。Onthatthestrangerredoubledhissignsandshootings,rantothecabin,whereheopenedandshutthedoorseveraltimes,cameback,andpointedtothehills。
  "He’sgoingaway,andcan’tferryusover,"saidMrs。Clallam。
  "Andtheothermanthoughthe’dgone,"saidNancy,"andhecameandcaughthiminhishouse。"
  "Thisdon’tsuitme,"Clallamremarked。"Mart,we’llgototheshoreandtalktohim。"
  Whenthemansawthemdescendingthehill,hegotonhishorseandswamthestream。Itcarriedhimbelow,buthewaswaitingforthemwhentheyreachedthelevel。Hewastall,shambling,andbony,androvedoverthemwithapleasant,restlesseye。
  "Good—morning,"saidhe。"Fineweather。IwasbaptizedEdwardWilson,butyouinquireforWild—GooseJake。Themothernamesareretiredandpensioned。Iexpectyouseenmekickhim?"
  "Couldn’thelpseeing。"
  "Oh,Iain’tblamin’you,son,notabit,Iain’t。Hecan’tbilewaterwithoutburnin’it,andhistoesturnsin,andhe’sblurryroundthefinger—nails。He’sjestkultus,heis。Hevsome?"Withafurtivesmilethatoftenranacrosshislips,hepulledoutaflatbottle,andalltookanacquaintanceshipswallow,whiletheClallamsexplainedtheirjourney。
  "Howmanyairthereofyu’slidin’downthehill?"heinquired,shiftinghiseyetothewagon。
  "I’vegotmywifeandlittlegirlupthere。That’sallofus。"
  "Ladiesalong!ThenI’llstepbehindthisbush。"Hewasdragginghisfeetfromhiswaterloggedboots。"Hearthemsucknow?"hecommented。"Didn’thevtothinkaboutawettingonced。ButIain’tyounganymore。There,I
  guessIain’tcaughtachill。"Hehadwhippedhisbreechesoffandspreadthemonthesand。"NowyouarrivedownthisherehillfromIoway,andsaysyou:’Where’sthatferry?’Ain’twehittherightspot?’Well,that’swhatyouhevhit。You’reallright,andthespotishunky—dory,andit’sthedurnedoldboathezmadethemistake,begosh!Acloudbustedinthiscountry,andshetoreoutferthecoast,andthejoke’sonher!
  You’doughttohevheerdhercablesnap!Whoosh,ifthatwiredidn’tscreech!Jestlastweekitwas,andtherivercomeroundthecorneronusinawavefourfeethigh,sameasawall。Iwasuphereonbusiness,andseenthewholething。Sotheferrysheupandbidusgood—bye,andlitoutforAstoriawithhercargo。Beggin’pardon,hevyoutobacco,formine’sinmywetpants?Twenty—fourhogsandthedriver,andtwoSheenydrummersboundtothemineswithbrassjew’lry,allgonetohell,fortheydidn’tneargittoAstoria。Theysankinthesightofall,aswerunalongthebank。Iseentheirarmswave,andthemhogsrollingoverlike’tatersbilin’roundinthekettle。"Wild—GooseJake’swordscameslowandwentmoreslowlyashelookedattheriverandspoke,butrathertohimself。"Itwarn’tlong,though。Iexpectitwarn’tthreeminutestillthewaterwasalltherewasleftthere。Mystars,whatalotofit!AndI
  mighthevbeenpartofthatcargo,easyasnot。Freightbehindtimewasallthatcomebetweenmeandthemthatwent。So,we’dhevgonebobbin’
  downthatflood,meandmypiah—chuck。"
  "Yourpiah—chuck?"Martinquired。
  Themanfacedtheboylikearat,butthealertnessfadedinstantlyfromhiseye,andhislipslackenedintoaslipshodsmile。"Why,yes,sonny,meandmygrub—stake。You’vebeentoschool,I’llbet,buttheydidn’tlearnyu’Chinook,now,didthey?Chinook’sthelingouswhitefolkstradeinwiththeSiwashes,andwekinderfallsintoit,talkingalong。Iwasthinkin’howbutfordelaymeandmygrubstake——provisions,yeknow——thatwasconsignedtomeclearawayatSpokane,mighthevbeendrowndedalongwiththemhogsandHebrews。That’swhatthegoodfolkscallsadispensationoftheSaukleeTyee!——Providence,yeknow,inChinook。’Oneshallbetakenandtheotherleft。’Andthat’swhatbeatsme——theygotleft;andI’mabiggersinnerthanthemdrummers,forI’mtenyearsolderthantheywas。Andthepoorhogswasbetterthananyofus。Thatcan’tbegainsaid。Ohno!ohno!"
  Martlaughed。
  "Imeanit,son。Somedaysuchthoughtswillcometoyou。"Hestaredattheriverunsteadilywithhislightgrayeyes。
  "Well,iftheferry’sgone,"saidJohnClallam,gettingonhislegs,"we’llgoondowntothenextone。"
  "Holdon!holdon!Didyouneverheartellofaraft?I’llputyoufolksoverthisriver。WaittillIgitmypantson,"saidhe,stalkingnimblytowheretheylay。
  "It’sjustthisway,"Clallamcontinued;"we’reboundfortheupperOkanagoncountry,andwemustgetintheretobuildourcabinbeforecoldweather。"
  "Don’tyouworryaboutthat。It’lltakeyouthreedaystothenextferry,whileyouandmeandtheboykinbuildaraftrightherebyto—morrownoon。Youhevanaxe,Iexpect?Well,hereistimberclose,andyourtrailtakesovertomyplaceontheOkanagon,whereyou’vegotanothercrossin’tomake。Andallthistimewe’rekeepingtheladieswaitin’upthehill!We’lltalkbusinessaswegoalong;and,seehere,ifIdon’tsuityu’,orfailinmybargain,youneedn’ttopaymeacent。"
  Hebeganclimbing,andonthewaytheycametoanagreement。Wild—GooseJakebowedlowtoMrs。Clallam,andaslowtoNancy,whoheldhermother’sdressandsaidnothing,keepingonefingerinhermouth。Allbeganemptyingthewagonquickly,andtinsofbaking—powder,withrocking—chairsandfloweredquilts,layonthehill。Wild—GooseJakeworkedhard,andsustainedapleasanttalkbyhimself。Hisfluencywasofaneagernessthatparriedinterruptionorinquiry。
  "Soyou’vecomeacrossttheBigBend!Ain’titacoseyplace?Remindsmeofthemmedicinepictures,’BeforeandAfterUsing。’TheBigBend’sthewaythisworldlookedbeforeusing——beforetheBiblefixeditup,yeknow。EverseenspecimensofBigBendproduce,ma’am?Theysend’emEast。
  Grainandplumsandsuch。Thefellerthatgatheredthemcuriositieshedhuntfortysquaremilesapiecefor’em。Butit’sgood—payin’policy,anditfetcheslotsofsettlerstotheTerritory。Theycomeherehummin’andwalksaroundthewilderness,and’Where’stheplums?’saysthey。’Can’tyouseeI’mbusy?’saysthelandagent;andouttheygoes。Butyouneedn’ttoworry,ma’am。Thecountrywhereyou’regoin’ain’tlikethat。
  There’swaterandtimberandrichsoilandmines。BillyMoonhasgonethere——he’sthemanruntheferry。Whenshewrecked,hepulledhisfreightforthenewminesatLoopLoop。"
  "Didthemanliveinthelittlehouse?"saidNancy。
  "Rightthere,miss。Andnobodylivesthereanymore,soyoutakeitifyou’rewantin’aplaceofyourown。"
  "Whatmadeyoukicktheothermanifitwasn’tyourhouse?"
  "Well,now,ifitain’tagoodoneonhimtohevyouseethat!I’lltellhimalittlegirlseenthat,andmaybehe’llfeelthedisgrace。Onlyhe’snoaccount,anddon’ttakeanyexperiencethereg’larway。He’snighontothirty,andyou’llnotbelieveme,Iknow,butheain’tneverevenlearnedtospitright。"
  "Isheyours?"inquiredNancy。
  "Gosh!no,miss——beggin’pardon。He’sjestworkin’forme。"
  "Didheknowyouwerecomingtokickhimwhenhehid?"
  "Hid?What’sthat?"Theman’seyesnarrowedagainintopoints。"Youfolksseenhimhide?"hesaidtoClallam。
  "Why,ofcourse;didn’thesayanything?"
  "Hedidn’tgetmuchchance,"mutteredJake。"Whatdidhehideat?"
  "Us。"
  "You,begosh!"
  "Iguessso,"saidMart。"Wetookhimfortheferry—man,andwhenhecouldn’thearus——"
  "Whatwashedoin’?"
  "Justridingalong。AndsoIfiredtosignalhim,andheflewintothedoor。"
  "Soyoufired,andheflewintothedoor。Oh,h’m。"Jakecontinuedtopackthesecondhorse,attendingcarefullytotheropes。"Ineverknowedhewasthatweakintheupperstory,"hesaid,inaboutfiveminutes。
  "Knewhisbrainswastenas,butdidn’tsuspecthewerethatweakintheupperstory。You’resurehedidn’tgointillheheerdyourgun?"
  "He’dtakenalookandwasgoingaway,"saidMart。
  "Nowain’tsomepeoplejestodd!Nowyoufollowme,andI’lltellyoufolkswhatI’dfiguredhe’dbeenat。BillyMoonhelivedinthatcabin,yu’see。Andhehadhisstuffthere,yu,see,andruntheferry,andakindofastore。Hekeptcoffeeandcannedgoodsandstar—plugandthisandthattosupplytheprospectin’outfitsthatcomeacrosstonhisferryonthetrailtothemines。Thenacloud—bursthitshisboatandhisjob’sspoiledontheriver,andhequitsforthemines,takin’hisstuffalong——doyoufollowme?Buthehedtoleavesome,andhegivemethekey,andIwastosendthebalanceafterhimnextfreightteamthatcomealongmyway。Leander——that’shimIwaskickin’——heknowedaboutit,andhe’llstealahotstovehe’sthatdumb。HeknowedtherewasstuffhereofBillyMoon’s。Well,lastnightwehedsomehorsesstray,andIsaystohim,’Andy,yougetupbydaylightandfindthem。’Andhegits。Butbyseventhehorsescomeinallrightoftheirselves,andMr。Leanderhewasmissin’;andsaysItomyself,’I’llketchyou,yu’blamedhobo。’AndI
  thoughtIhadketchedhim,yu’see。Weren’tthatreasonableofme?
  Wouldn’tanyofyoufolkshevdrawedthatconclusion?"Themanhadfallenintoawheedlingtoneashestudiedtheirfaces。"Jestputyourselvesinmyplace,"hesaid。
  "Thenwhatwasheafter?"saidMart。
  "Stealin’。Buthefiguredhe’dcomeagain。"
  "Hedidn’tlikemygunmuch。"
  "Gunsalwaysskeershimwhenhedon’tknowthepartiesshootin’。That’shisdumbness。MaybehethoughtIwasafterhim;he’sjestthatdistrustful。Begosh!we’llhavethelaughonhimwhenhefindsherunfromalittlegirl。"
  "Hedidn’twaittoseewhohewasrunningfrom,"saidMart。
  "Ofcoursehedidn’t。Andyhearsyourgunandhedon’tinquirefurther,buthitsthefirstholehekincrawlinto。That’sAndy!That’sthekindofboyIhevtoworkforme。Allthegoodonesgoeswhereyou’regoin’,wherethegraingrowswithoutirrigationandtheblacktaildeercomesoutonthehillandasksyu’toshoot’emfordinner。Who’sreadyforthebottom?IfIstaytalkin’thesun’llgodownonus。Don’tyu’letmegetstartedagin。Justyoushetmeofftwicedanywayeachtwenty—fourhours。"
  Hebegantodescendwithhispack—horseandthefirstload。Allafternoontheywentupanddownoverthehotbarefaceofthehill,untilthebaggage,heavyandlight,wastransportedanddroppedpiecemealontheshore。Thetorn—outinsidesoftheirhomelitteredthestoneswithfamiliarshapesandcolors,andNancyplayedamongthem,visitingeachparcelandfoldedthing。
  "There’stheredtable—cover!"sheexclaimed。"andthebigcoffee—grinder。Andthere’sourtable,andtheholeMartburnedinit。"
  Shetookalonglookatthis。"Oh,howIwishIcouldseeourpump!"shesaid,andbegantocry。
  "Youtalktoher,mother,"saidClallam。"She’stuckeredout。"
  Themenreturnedtobringthewagon。Withchain—lockedwheels,andtiltedhalfoverbythecrossslantofthemountain,itcameheavilydown,reelingandslidingontheslipperyyellowweeds,andgrindingdeeprutsacrossthefacesoftheshelvingbedsofgravel。Jakeguideditashecould,strainingbackonthebitsofthetwohunchedhorseswhentheirhoofsglancedfromthestonesthatrolledtothebottom;andtheothersleanedtheirweightonapolelodgedbetweenthespokes,makingabalancetothewagon,foritleanedtheotherwaysofarthatatanyjoltthetwowheelslefttheground。Whenitwassafeatthelevelofthestream,duskhadcomeandawhiteflatofmistlayalongtheriver,stripingitscourseamongthegaunthills。Theysleptwithoutmoving,androseearlytocutlogs,whichthehorsesdraggedtotheshore。Theoutsidetrunkswerenailedandlashedwithropes,andsankalmostbelowthesurfacewiththeweightofthewoodfastenedcrosswiseontop。Butthewholefloateddrywithitscargo,andcrossedclumsilyonthequick—wrinkledcurrent。
  Thenitbroughtthewagon;andthesixhorsesswam。Theforceoftheriverhadlandedthembelowthecabin,andwhentheyhadrepackedtherewastoolittleleftofdaytogoon。ClallamsuggesteditwasagoodtimetotakeMoon’sleavingsovertotheOkanagon,butWild—GooseJakesaidatoncethattheirloadwasheavyenough;andaboutthistheycouldnotchangehismind。Hemadeajourneytothecabinbyhimself,andreturnedsayingthathehadmanagedtolockthedoor。
  "Father,"saidMart,astheywereharnessingnextday,"I’vebeenupthere。Iwentawfulearly。There’snolocktothedoor,andthecabin’sempty。"
  "Iguessedthatmightbe。"
  "Therehasbeenalockpriedoffprettylately。Therewasalotofbrokenbottlesaroundeverywheres,insideandout。"
  "Whatdoyoumakeoutofit?"saidMart。
  "Nothingyet。Hewantstogetusaway,andI’mwithhimthere。IwanttogetuptheOkanagonassoonaswecan。"
  "Well,I’mtakin’yu’thesoonestway,"saidWild—GooseJake,behindthem。Fromhiscasualsmiletherewasnotellingwhathehadheard。"I’llputyourstuffacrossttheOkanagonto—morrowmornin’。Butto—nightyourselves’llallbeover,andtheladieskinsleepinmyroom。"
  Thewagonmadegoodtime。Thetrailcrossedeasyvalleysandovertheyellowgrassofthehills,whilenowandthentheirguidetookashort—cut。Hewishedtogethome,hesaid,sincetherecouldbenoestimatingwhatLeandermightbedoing。WhilethesunwasstillwellupintheskytheycameoveraroundknobandsawtheOkanagon,blueinthebrightafternoon,andthecabinonitsfurtherbank。Thiswasaroomierbuildingtoseethancommon,andahay—fieldwasbyit,andabitofgreenpasture,fencedin。Saddle—horsesweretiedinfront,headshangingandfeetknuckledaskewwithlongwaiting,andfrominsideanuneven,riotousdinwhiffledlightlyacrosstheriverandinterveningmeadowtothehill。
  "Ifyou’llexcuseme,"saidJake,"I’lljestgitalongahead,andseewhatgamethemfolksisputtin’uponAndy。Likelyasnothe’sweighin’
  ’emoutflourattwocents,withitcostin’metwoandahalfonfreightin’alone。I’llhevsupperreadytimeyouketchup。"
  Hewasgoneatonce,gettingawayatasharppace,tillpresentlytheycouldseehimswimmingthestream。Whenhewasinthecabinthesoundschanged,droppingofftooneatatime,andexpired。Butwhentheriderscameoutintotheair,theyleanedandcollidedatrandom,whirledtheirarms,and,screamingtilltheygatheredheart,chargedwithwaveringmenaceatthedoor。Theforemostwasflungfromthesill,andheshotalongtopplingandscrapedhislengthinthedust,whiletheownerofthecabinstoodintheentrance。TheIndianpickedhimselfup,andatsomewordofJake’swhichtheemigrantscouldhalffollowbythefierceliftofhisarm,allgotontheirhorsesandsetupawailing,likevulturesdrivenoff。Theywentuptheriveralittleandcrossed,butdidnotcomedownthisside,andMrs。Clallamwasthankfulwhentheirevilnoisehaddiedawayupthevalley。Theyhadseenthewagoncoming,butgaveitnoattention。Amansooncameovertheriverfromthecabin,andwasloungingagainstatreewhentheemigrantsdrewupatthemargin。
  "Idon’tknowwhatyouknow,"hewhineddefiantlyfromthetree,"butI’mgoin’toCornwall,Connecticut,andIdon’tcarewhoknowsit。"Hesentacowedlookatthecabinacrosstheriver。
  "Getoutofthewagon,Nancy,"saidClallam。"Mart,helpherdown。"
  "I’mgoingback,"saidtheman,blinkinglikeascoldeddog。"Iain’tstayin’herefornobody。YoucantellhimIsaidso,too。"Againhiseyeslunksidewisetowardsthecabin,andinstantlyback。
  "Whileyou’restaying,"saidMart,"youmightaswellgiveahandhere。"
  Hecamewithalacrity,andmadeashiftofunhitchingthehorses。"IwasbetteroffcouplingfreightcarsontheHousatonic,"hesoonremarked。
  Hisvoicecameshallow,fromnodeeperthanhisthroat,andapeevishapprehensionrattledthroughit。"Thatwasagoodjob。AndI’vehadbetter,too;forty,fifty,sixtydollarsbetter。"
  "Shallweunpackthewagon?"Clallaminquired。
  "Idon’tknow。YoueverbeentoNewMilford?Isoldshoesthere。
  Thirty—fivedollarsandboard。"
  Theemigrantsattendedtotheiraffairs,wateringthehorsesanddrivingpicketstakes。Leanderuselesslyfollowedbehindthemwithconversation,blinkingandwithlowerlipsagged,showingacoupleofteeth。"Mybrother’sinbusinessinPittsfield,Massachusetts,"saidhe,"andIcangetasalaryinBridgeportanydayIsayso。ThataMarlin?"
  "No,"saidMart。"It’saWinchester。"
  "IhadaMarlin。He’stookitfromme。I’llbetyounevergotshotat。"
  "Anybodywanttoshootyou?"Martinquired。
  "WellandIguessyou’llbelievetheydiddaybeforeyesterday"
  "Ifyou’retalkingaboutupatthatcabin,itwasme。"
  LeandergaveMartaleer。"Thatwon’tdo,"saidhe。"He’sputyouuptotellingmethat,andI’mgoingtoCornwall,Connecticut。Iknowwhat’sgoodforme,Iguess。"
  "Itellyouwewerelookingfortheferry,andIsignalledyouacrosstheriver。"
  "No,no,"saidLeander。"Ineverseenyouinmylife。Don’tyoubelikehimandtakemeforafool。"
  "Allright。Whydidtheywanttomurderyou?"
  "Why?"saidtheman,shrilly。"Why?Hadn’ttheybrokeinandfilledthemselvesuponhispiah—chucktilltheywerecrazy—drunk?AndwhenI
  camealongdidn’tthey——"
  "Whenyoucamealongtheywerenowherenearthere,"saidMart。
  "Nowyou’regoingtoclaimitwasmedrunkitandscatteredallthembottlesofhis,"screamedLeander,backingaway。"ItellyouIdidn’t。I
  toldhimIdidn’t,andheknoweditwell,too。Buthe’sjustthatmeanwhenhe’smadhelikestoputathingonmewhetherorno,whenheneverseenmetouchadropofwhiskey,noranyoneelse,neither。Theywereridingandshootinglooseoverthecountryliketheyalwaysdoonadrunk。AndI’mgladtheystolehisstuff。WhatbusinesshadhetokeepitatBillyMoon’soldcabinandsendmeawayuptheretoseeitwasallright?Lethimdohisowndirtywork。Iain’tgoingtobreakthelawsonthesalaryhepaysme。"
  TheClallamfamilyhadgatheredroundLeander,whowasstrickenwithvolubility。"Itain’tonceinawhile,butit’severydayandeveryweek,"hewenton,alwaysinawoollyscream。"Andthelongerheain’tcaughtthebolderhegets,andputseverythingthatgoeswrongontome。
  Wasitmetradedthemforthatliquorthisafternoon?Itwashissquaw,BigTracks,andheknoweditwell。Heletsthatmud—facedbaboonrunthehousewhenhe’soff,andIdon’thavethekeysnornothing,andneverdidhave。ButofcoursehehadtocomeinandsayitwasmejustbecausehewasmadabouthavingyouseethemSiwashesholleringaround。AndhecomeandshookmewhereIwassittin’,andoh,my,heknowedwelltheliehewasacting。IbetI’vegotthemarksonmynecknow。Seeanyredmarks?"
  Leanderexhibitedthebackofhishead,buttheviolencedonehimhadevidentlybeenfleeting。"He’llbeawfulgoodtoyou,forhe’sthatscared——"
  Leanderstoodtremulouslystraightinsilence,hislipsagging,asWild—GooseJakecalledpleasantlyfromtheotherbank。"Cometosupper,youfolks,"saidhe。"Why,Andy,Itoldyoutobringthemacross",andyou’veletthempickettheirhorses。Wasyouexpectin’Mrs。Clallamtotakeyourarmandfordsixfeetofwater?"Forsomereasonhisvoicesoundedkindashespoketohisassistant。
  "Well,mother?"saidClallam。
  "IfitwasnotforNancy,John——"
  "Iknow,Iknow。Outontheshorehereonthissidewouldbeapleasanterbedroomforyou,but"(helookedupthevalley)"Iguessourfriend’splanismoresensibleto—night。"
  Sotheydecidedtoleavethewagonbehindandcrosstothecabin。Thehorsesputthemwithnotmuchwettingtotheotherbank,whereJake,mosteagerandfriendly,hoveredtomeethisparty,andwhentheyweresafeashorepervadedhispremisesintheirbehalf。
  "Turnthemhorsesintothepasture,Andy,"saidhe,"andfirstfeed’emacoupleofquarts。"Itmayhavebeenhearinghimselfsaythis,buttoneandvoicedroppedtotheconfidentialandhissentencescamewithachuckle。"QuartstothehorsesandquartstotheSiwashesandaskookumpackoftroubleallround,Mrs。Clallam!IfIhedn’ta—cametostopitawhileago,whyaboutallthespiritsthat’sinstockjestnowwasbein’
  tradedoffforsomeblamedponiesthebearshevlethobbleontherangeunswalleredeversinceIsettledhere。Astoreonatraillikethishere,yesee,itheztokeepspirits,ofcourse;and——well,well!here’smyroom;youladies’llexcuse,andmakeyourselvesathomeaswellasyoucan。"
  Itwasofasurprisingneatness,duealltohim,theypresentlysaw;thelogwallscoveredwithasortofbuntingthatwasalsostretchedacrosstomakeaceilingbelowtheshinglesoftheroof;freshsoapandtowels,chinaservice,acleanfloorandbed,onthewallaprintofsomewhiteandredvillageamongelms,withacoveredbridgeandthewaterrunningoveranapron—damjustabove;andarichsmellofwhiskeyeverywhere。
  "Fixupascomfortableasyu’can,"thehostrepeated,"andI’llseehowMrs。Jake’stossin’theflapjacks。She’sInjun,yu’know,andfiveyearsofmarriedlifehadn’tlearnedhertotossflapjacks。NowifIwasyou"
  (hewaslingeringinthedoorway)"Iwouldn’tshetthatwindersoquick。
  Itdon’tsmellniceyetforladiesinhere,andI’dhevlikedtogitthetimetodobetterforye;butthemSiwashes——well,ofcourse,youfolksseehowitis。Maybeitain’talwaysandonlywhitementhatpatronizesourgoods。UncleSamisalongwayoff,andIdon’tsaywe’doughtto,butwhenthecat’saway,whythemicewill,yeknow——theymostalwayswill。"
  Therewasarattleofboardsoutside,atwhichheshutthedoorquickly,andtheyheardhimrun。Alightmutteringcameinatthewindow,andthemother,peepingout,sawAndyfallenamongarubbishofcratesandemptycans,wherehelaystaring,whilehistwofistsbeatupanddownlikeadisorderedtoy。Wild—GooseJakecame,andhavingliftedhimwithgreattenderness,waslayinghimflatasElizabethClallamhurriedtohishelp。