’O,it’sbetterknownthanyousuppose,’saidMichaelsippinghisbrandyandsoda。’IalwaysactonitmyselfwhenIwantadrink。’
Theoldgentleman,whowasanxioustopropitiateMichael,laughedacheerlesslaugh。’Youhavesuchaflowofspirits,’saidhe,’I
amsureIoftenfinditquiteamusing。ButregardingthisprincipleofwhichIwasabouttospeak。Itisthatofaccommodatingone’s—selftothemannersofanyland(howeverhumble)inwhichourlotmaybecast。Now,inFrance,forinstance,everyonegoestoacafeforhismeals;inAmerica,towhatiscalleda"two—bithouse";inEnglandthepeopleresorttosuchaninstitutionasthepresentforrefreshment。Withsandwiches,tea,andanoccasionalglassofbitterbeer,amancanliveluxuriouslyinLondonforfourteenpoundstwelveshillingsperannum。’
’Yes,Iknow,’returnedMichael,’butthat’snotincludingclothes,washing,orboots。Thewholething,withcigarsandoccasionalsprees,costsmeoversevenhundredayear。’
ButthiswasMichael’slastinterruption。Helistenedingood—humouredsilencetotheremainderofhisuncle’slecture,whichspeedilybranchedtopoliticalreform,thencetothetheoryoftheweather—glass,withanillustrativeaccountofaboraintheAdriatic;thenceagaintothebestmannerofteachingarithmetictothedeaf—and—dumb;andwiththat,thesandwichbeingthennomore,explicuitvaldefeliciter。AmomentlaterthepairissuedforthontheKing’sRoad。
’Michael,Isaidhisuncle,’thereasonthatIamhereisbecauseIcannotendurethosenephewsofmine。Ifindthemintolerable。’
’Idaresayyoudo,’assentedMichael,’Inevercouldstandthemforamoment。’
’Theywouldn’tletmespeak,’continuedtheoldgentlemanbitterly;’Ineverwasallowedtogetawordinedgewise;Iwasshutupatoncewithsomeimpertinentremark。Theykeptmeonshortallowanceofpencils,whenIwishedtomakenotesofthemostabsorbinginterest;thedailynewspaperwasguardedfrommelikeayoungbabyfromagorilla。Now,youknowme,Michael。I
liveformycalculations;Iliveformymanifoldandever—changingviewsoflife;pensandpaperandtheproductionsofthepopularpressaretomeasimportantasfoodanddrink;
andmylifewasgrowingquiteintolerablewhen,intheconfusionofthatfortunaterailwayaccidentatBrowndean,Imademyescape。Theymustthinkmedead,andaretryingtodeceivetheworldforthechanceofthetontine。’
’Bytheway,howdoyoustandformoney?’askedMichaelkindly。
’Pecuniarilyspeaking,Iamrich,’returnedtheoldmanwithcheerfulness。’Iamlivingatpresentattherateofonehundredayear,withunlimitedpensandpaper;theBritishMuseumatwhichtogetbooks;andallthenewspapersIchoosetoread。Butit’sextraordinaryhowlittleamanofintellectualinterestrequirestobotherwithbooksinaprogressiveage。Thenewspaperssupplyalltheconclusions。’
’I’lltellyouwhat,’saidMichael,’comeandstaywithme。’
’Michael,’saidtheoldgentleman,’it’sverykindofyou,butyouscarcelyunderstandwhatapeculiarpositionIoccupy。Therearesomelittlefinancialcomplications;asaguardian,myeffortswerenotaltogetherblessed;andnottoputtoofineapointuponthematter,Iamabsolutelyinthepowerofthatvilefellow,Morris。’
’Youshouldbedisguised,’criedMichaeleagerly;’Iwilllendyouapairofwindow—glassspectaclesandsomeredside—whiskers。’
’Ihadalreadycanvassedthatidea,’repliedtheoldgentleman,’butfearedtoawakenremarkinmyunpretentiouslodgings。Thearistocracy,Iamwellaware——’
’Butseehere,’interruptedMichael,’howdoyoucometohaveanymoneyatall?Don’tmakeastrangerofme,UncleJoseph;Iknowallaboutthetrust,andthehashyoumadeofit,andtheassignmentyouwereforcedtomaketoMorris。’
Josephnarratedhisdealingswiththebank。
’O,butIsay,thiswon’tdo,’criedthelawyer。’You’veputyourfootinit。Youhadnorighttodowhatyoudid。’
’Thewholethingismine,Michael,’protestedtheoldgentleman。
’Ifoundedandnursedthatbusinessonprinciplesentirelyofmyown。’
’That’sallveryfine,’saidthelawyer;’butyoumadeanassignment,youwereforcedtomakeit,too;eventhenyourpositionwasextremelyshaky;butnow,mydearsir,itmeansthedock。’
’Itisn’tpossible,’criedJoseph;’thelawcannotbesounjustasthat?’
’Andthecreamofthething,’interruptedMichael,withasuddenshoutoflaughter,’thecreamofthethingisthis,thatofcourseyou’vedownedtheleatherbusiness!Imustsay,UncleJoseph,youhavestrangeideasoflaw,butIlikeyourtasteinhumour。’
’Iseenothingtolaughat,’observedMrFinsburytartly。
’Andtalkingofthat,hasMorrisanypowertosignforthefirm?’
askedMichael。
’Noonebutmyself,’repliedJoseph。
’PoordevilofaMorris!O,poordevilofaMorris!’criedthelawyerindelight。’Andhiskeepingupthefarcethatyou’reathome!O,Morris,theLordhasdeliveredyouintomyhands!Letmesee,UncleJoseph,whatdoyousupposetheleatherbusinessworth?’
’Itwasworthahundredthousand,’saidJosephbitterly,’whenitwasinmyhands。ButthentherecameaScotsman——itissupposedhehadacertaintalent——itwasentirelydirectedtobookkeeping——noaccountantinLondoncouldunderstandawordofanyofhisbooks;andthentherewasMorris,whoisperfectlyincompetent。Andnowitisworthverylittle。Morristriedtosellitlastyear;andPogramandJarrisofferedonlyfourthousand。’
’Ishallturnmyattentiontoleather,’saidMichaelwithdecision。
’You?’askedJoseph。’Iadviseyounot。Thereisnothinginthewholefieldofcommercemoresurprisingthanthefluctuationsoftheleathermarket。Itssensitivenessmaybedescribedasmorbid。’
’Andnow,UncleJoseph,whathaveyoudonewithallthatmoney?"
askedthelawyer。
’Paiditintoabankanddrewtwentypounds,’answeredMrFinsburypromptly。’Why?’
’Verywell,’saidMichael。’TomorrowIshallsenddownaclerkwithachequeforahundred,andhe’lldrawouttheoriginalsumandreturnittotheAnglo—Patagonian,withsomesortofexplanationwhichIwilltrytoinventforyou。Thatwillclearyourfeet,andasMorriscan’ttouchapennyofitwithoutforgery,itwilldonoharmtomylittlescheme。’
’ButwhatamItodo?’askedJoseph;’Icannotliveuponnothing。’
’Don’tyouhear?’returnedMichael。’Isendyouachequeforahundred;whichleavesyoueightytogoalongupon;andwhenthat’sdone,applytomeagain。’
’Iwouldrathernotbebeholdentoyourbountyallthesame,’
saidJoseph,bitingathiswhitemoustache。’Iwouldratherliveonmyownmoney,sinceIhaveit。’
Michaelgraspedhisarm。’Willnothingmakeyoubelieve,’hecried,’thatIamtryingtosaveyoufromDartmoor?’
Hisearnestnessstaggeredtheoldman。’Imustturnmyattentiontolaw,’hesaid;’itwillbeanewfield;forthough,ofcourse,Iunderstanditsgeneralprinciples,Ihaveneverreallyappliedmymindtothedetails,andthisviewofyours,forexample,comesonmeentirelybysurprise。Butyoumayberight,andofcourseatmytimeoflife——forIamnolongeryoung——anyreallylongtermofimprisonmentwouldbehighlyprejudicial。But,mydearnephew,Ihavenoclaimonyou;youhavenocalltosupportme。’
’That’sallright,’saidMichael;’I’llprobablygetitoutoftheleatherbusiness。’
Andhavingtakendowntheoldgentleman’saddress,Michaellefthimatthecornerofastreet。
’Whatawonderfuloldmuddler!’hereflected,’andwhatasingularthingislife!IseemtobecondemnedtobetheinstrumentofProvidence。Letmesee;whathaveIdonetoday?
Disposedofadeadbody,savedPitman,savedmyUncleJoseph,brightenedupForsyth,anddrunkadevilofalotofmostindifferentliquor。Let’stopoffwithavisittomycousins,andbetheinstrumentofProvidenceinearnest。TomorrowIcanturnmyattentiontoleather;tonightI’lljustmakeitlivelyfor’eminafriendlyspirit。’
Aboutaquarterofanhourlater,astheclockswerestrikingeleven,theinstrumentofProvidencedescendedfromahansom,and,biddingthedriverwait,rappedatthedoorofNo。16JohnStreet。
ItwaspromptlyopenedbyMorris。
’O,it’syou,Michael,’hesaid,carefullyblockingupthenarrowopening:’it’sverylate。’
Michaelwithoutawordreachedforth,graspedMorriswarmlybythehand,andgaveitsoextremeasqueezethatthesullenhouseholderfellback。Profitingbythismovement,thelawyerobtainedafootinginthelobbyandmarchedintothedining—room,withMorrisathisheels。
’Where’smyUncleJoseph?’demandedMichael,sittingdowninthemostcomfortablechair。
’He’snotbeenverywelllately,’repliedMorris;’he’sstayingatBrowndean;Johnisnursinghim;andIamalone,asyousee。’
Michaelsmiledtohimself。’Iwanttoseehimonparticularbusiness,’hesaid。
’Youcan’texpecttoseemyunclewhenyouwon’tletmeseeyourfather,’returnedMorris。
’Fiddlestick,’saidMichael。’Myfatherismyfather;butJosephisjustasmuchmyuncleashe’syours;andyouhavenorighttosequestratehisperson。’
’Idonosuchthing,’saidMorrisdoggedly。’Heisnotwell,heisdangerouslyillandnobodycanseehim。’
’I’lltellyouwhat,then,’saidMichael。’I’llmakeacleanbreastofit。Ihavecomedownliketheopossum,Morris;Ihavecometocompromise。’
PoorMorristurnedaspaleasdeath,andthenaflushofwrathagainsttheinjusticeofman’sdestinydyedhisverytemples。
’Whatdoyoumean?’hecried,’Idon’tbelieveawordofit。’AndwhenMichaelhadassuredhimofhisseriousness,’Well,then,’hecried,withanotherdeepflush,’Iwon’t;soyoucanputthatinyourpipeandsmokeit。’
’Oho!’saidMichaelqueerly。’Yousayyouruncleisdangerouslyill,andyouwon’tcompromise?There’ssomethingveryfishyaboutthat。’
’Whatdoyoumean?’criedMorrishoarsely。
’Ionlysayit’sfishy,’returnedMichael,’thatis,pertainingtothefinnytribe。’
’Doyoumeantoinsinuateanything?’criedMorrisstormily,tryingthehighhand。
’Insinuate?’repeatedMichael。’O,don’tlet’sbegintouseawkwardexpressions!Letusdrownourdifferencesinabottle,liketwoaffablekinsmen。TheTwoAffableKinsmen,sometimesattributedtoShakespeare,’headded。
Morris’smindwaslabouringlikeamill。’Doeshesuspect?oristhischanceandstuff?ShouldIsoap,orshouldIbully?Soap,’
heconcluded。’Itgainstime。’’Well,’saidhealoud,andwithratherapainfulaffectationofheartiness,’it’slongsincewehavehadaneveningtogether,Michael;andthoughmyhabits(asyouknow)areverytemperate,Imayaswellmakeanexception。
ExcusemeonemomenttillIfetchabottleofwhiskyfromthecellar。’
’Nowhiskyforme,’saidMichael;’alittleoftheoldstillchampagneornothing。’
ForamomentMorrisstoodirresolute,forthewinewasveryvaluable:thenexthehadquittedtheroomwithoutaword。Hisquickmindhadperceivedhisadvantage;inthusdunninghimforthecreamofthecellar,Michaelwasplayingintohishand。’Onebottle?’hethought。’ByGeorge,I’llgivehimtwo!thisisnomomentforeconomy;andoncethebeastisdrunk,it’sstrangeifIdon’twringhissecretoutofhim。’
Withtwobottles,accordingly,hereturned。Glasseswereproduced,andMorrisfilledthemwithhospitablegrace。
’Idrinktoyou,cousin!’hecriedgaily。’Don’tsparethewine—cupinmyhouse。’
Michaeldrankhisglassdeliberately,standingatthetable;
filleditagain,andreturnedtohischair,carryingthebottlealongwithhim。
’Thespoilsofwar!’hesaidapologetically。’Theweakestgoestothewall。Science,Morris,science。’Morriscouldthinkofnoreply,andforanappreciableintervalsilencereigned。ButtwoglassesofthestillchampagneproducedarapidchangeinMichael。
’There’sawantofvivacityaboutyou,Morris,’heobserved。’Youmaybedeep;butI’llbehangedifyou’revivacious!’
’Whatmakesyouthinkmedeep?’askedMorriswithanairofpleasedsimplicity。
’Becauseyouwon’tcompromise,’saidthelawyer。’You’redeepdog,Morris,verydeepdog,nott’compromise——remarkabledeepdog。Andaverygoodglassofwine;it’stheonlyrespectablefeatureintheFinsburyfamily,thiswine;rarerthingthanatitle——muchrarer。Nowamanwithglasswinelikethisincellar,Iwonderwhywon’tcompromise?’
’Well,YOUwouldn’tcompromisebefore,youknow,’saidthesmilingMorris。’Turnaboutisfairplay。’
’Iwonderwhy_I_wouldn’compromise?IwonderwhyYOUwouldn’?’
enquiredMichael。’Iwonderwhyweeachthinktheotherwouldn’?
’Squitearemarrable——remarkableproblem,’headded,triumphingoveroralobstacles,notwithoutobviouspride。’Wonderwhatweeachthink——don’tyou?’
’Whatdoyousupposetohavebeenmyreason?’askedMorrisadroitly。
Michaellookedathimandwinked。’That’scool,’saidhe。’Nextthing,you’llaskmetohelpyououtofthemuddle。IknowI’memissaryofProvidence,butnotthatkind!Yougetoutofityourself,likeAesopandtheotherfellow。Mustbedreadfulmuddleforyoungorphano’forty;leatherbusinessandall!’
’IamsureIdon’tknowwhatyoumean,’saidMorris。
’NotsureIknowmyself,’saidMichael。’Thisisexc’lentvintage,sir——exc’lentvintage。Nothingagainstthetipple。Onlything:here’savaluableuncledisappeared。Now,whatIwanttoknow:where’svaluableuncle?’
’Ihavetoldyou:heisatBrowndean,’answeredMorris,furtivelywipinghisbrow,fortheserepeatedhintsbegantotelluponhimcruelly。
’VeryeasysayBrown——Browndee——no’soeasyafterall!’criedMichael。’Easysay;anything’seasysay,whenyoucansayit。
WhatIdon’like’stotaldisappearanceofanuncle。Notbusinesslike。’Andhewaggedhishead。
’Itisallperfectlysimple,’returnedMorris,withlaboriouscalm。’Thereisnomystery。HestaysatBrowndean,wherehegotashakeintheaccident。’
’Ah!’saidMichael,’gotdevilofashake!’
’Whydoyousaythat?’criedMorrissharply。
’Bestpossibleauthority。Toldmesoyourself,’saidthelawyer。
’Butifyoutellmecontrarynow,ofcourseI’mboundtobelieveeithertheonestoryortheother。PointisI’veupsetthisbottle,stillchampagne’sexc’lentthingcarpet——pointis,isvaluableuncledead——an’——bury?’
Morrissprangfromhisseat。’What’sthatyousay?’hegasped。
’Isayit’sexc’lentthingcarpet,’repliedMichael,rising。
’Exc’lentthingpromotehealthyactionoftheskin。Well,it’sallone,anyway。GivemylovetoUncleChampagne。’
’You’renotgoingaway?’saidMorris。
’Awf’lysorry,oleman。Gottositupsickfriend,’saidthewaveringMichael。
’Youshallnotgotillyouhaveexplainedyourhints,’returnedMorrisfiercely。’Whatdoyoumean?Whatbroughtyouhere?’
’Nooffence,Itrust,’saidthelawyer,turningroundasheopenedthedoor;’onlydoingmydutyasshemisheryofProvidence。’
Gropinghiswaytothefront—door,heopeneditwithsomedifficulty,anddescendedthestepstothehansom。Thetireddriverlookedupasheapproached,andaskedwherehewastogonext。
MichaelobservedthatMorrishadfollowedhimtothesteps;abrilliantinspirationcametohim。’Anythingt’givepain,’hereflected……’DriveShcotlan’Yard,’headdedaloud,holdingtothewheeltosteadyhimself;’there’ssomethingdevilishfishy,cabby,aboutthosecousins。Mush’beclearedup!DriveShcotlan’Yard。’
’Youdon’tmeanthat,sir,’saidtheman,withthereadysympathyofthelowerordersforanintoxicatedgentleman。’Ihadbettertakeyouhome,sir;youcangotoScotlandYardtomorrow。’
’IsitasfriendorasperfessionalmanyouadvisemenottogoShcotlan’Yardt’night?’enquiredMichael。’Allrigh’,nevermin’
Shcotlan’Yard,driveGaietybar。’
’TheGaietybarisclosed,’saidtheman。
’Thenhome,’saidMichael,withthesamecheerfulness。
’Whereto,sir?’
’Idon’tremember,I’msure,’saidMichael,enteringthevehicle,’driveShcotlan’Yardandask。’
’Butyou’llhaveacard,’saidtheman,throughthelittleapertureinthetop,’givemeyourcard—case。’
’Whatimagi——imaginationinacabby!’criedthelawyer,producinghiscard—case,andhandingittothedriver。
Themanreaditbythelightofthelamp。’MrMichaelFinsbury,233King’sRoad,Chelsea。Isthatit,sir?’
’Rightyouare,’criedMichael,’drivethereifyoucanseeway。’
CHAPTERX。GideonForsythandtheBroadwoodGrandThereaderhasperhapsreadthatremarkablework,WhoPutBacktheClock?byE。H。B。,whichappearedforseveraldaysupontherailwaybookstallsandthenvanishedentirelyfromthefaceoftheearth。WhethereatingTimemakesthechiefofhisdietoutofoldeditions;whetherProvidencehaspassedaspecialenactmentonbehalfofauthors;orwhethertheselasthavetakenthelawintotheirownhand,boundthemselvesintoadarkconspiracywithapassword,whichIwoulddieratherthanreveal,andnightafternightsallyforthundersomevigorousleader,suchasMrJamesPaynorMrWalterBesant,ontheirtaskofsecretspoliation——certainitis,atleast,thattheoldeditionspass,givingplacetonew。Totheproof,itisbelievedtherearenowonlythreecopiesextantofWhoPutBacktheClock?oneintheBritishMuseum,successfullyconcealedbyawrongentryinthecatalogue;anotherinoneofthecellars(thecellarwherethemusicaccumulates)oftheAdvocates’LibraryatEdinburgh;andathird,boundinmorocco,inthepossessionofGideonForsyth。Toaccountfortheverydifferentfateattendingthisthirdexemplar,thereadiesttheoryistosupposethatGideonadmiredthetale。Howtoexplainthatadmirationmightappear(tothosewhohaveperusedthework)moredifficult;buttheweaknessofaparentisextreme,andGideon(andnothisuncle,whoseinitialshehadhumorouslyborrowed)wastheauthorofWhoPutBacktheClock?Hehadneveracknowledgedit,oronlytosomeintimatefriendswhileitwasstillinproof;afteritsappearanceandalarmingfailure,themodestyofthenovelisthadbecomemorepressing,andthesecretwasnowlikelytobebetterkeptthanthatoftheauthorshipofWaverley。
Acopyofthework(forthedateofmytaleisalreadyyesterday)
stillfiguredindustysolitudeinthebookstallatWaterloo;andGideon,ashepassedwithhisticketforHamptonCourt,smiledcontemptuouslyatthecreatureofhisthoughts。Whatanidleambitionwastheauthor’s!Howfarbeneathhimwasthepracticeofthatchildishart!Withhishandclosingonhisfirstbrief,hefelthimselfamanatlast;andthemusewhopresidesoverthepoliceromance,aladypresumablyofFrenchextraction,fledhisneighbourhood,andreturnedtojointhedanceroundthespringsofHelicon,amongherGreciansisters。
Robust,practicalreflectionstillcheeredtheyoungbarristeruponhisjourney。Againandagainheselectedthelittlecountry—houseinitsisletofgreatoaks,whichhewastomakehisfuturehome。Likeaprudenthouseholder,heprojectedimprovementsashepassed;tooneheaddedastable,toanotheratennis—court,athirdhesuppliedwithabecomingrusticboat—house。
’Howlittleawhileago,’hecouldnotbutreflect,’Iwasacarelessyoungdogwithnothoughtbuttobecomfortable!Icaredfornothingbutboatinganddetectivenovels。Iwouldhavepassedanold—fashionedcountry—housewithlargekitchen—garden,stabling,boat—house,andspaciousoffices,withoutsomuchasalook,andcertainlywouldhavemadenoenquiryastothedrains。
Howamanripenswiththeyears!’
TheintelligentreaderwillperceivetheravagesofMissHazeltine。GideonhadcarriedJuliastraighttoMrBloomfield’shouse;andthatgentleman,havingbeenledtounderstandshewasthevictimofoppression,hadnoisilyespousedhercause。Heworkedhimselfintoafinebreathingheat;inwhich,toamanofhistemperament,actionbecameneedful。
’Idonotknowwhichistheworse,’hecried,’thefraudulentoldvillainortheunmanlyyoungcub。IwillwritetothePallMallandexposethem。Nonsense,sir;theymustbeexposed!It’sapublicduty。DidyounottellmethefellowwasaTory?O,theuncleisaRadicallecturer,ishe?Nodoubttheunclehasbeengrosslywronged。Butofcourse,asyousay,thatmakesachange;
itbecomesscarcesomuchapublicduty。’
Andhesoughtandinstantlyfoundafreshoutletforhisalacrity。MissHazeltine(henowperceived)mustbekeptoutoftheway;hishouseboatwaslyingready——hehadreturnedbutadayortwobeforefromhisusualcruise;therewasnoplacelikeahouseboatforconcealment;andthatverymorning,intheteethoftheeasterlygale,MrandMrsBloomfieldandMissJuliaHazeltinehadstartedforthontheiruntimelyvoyage。Gideonpledinvaintobeallowedtojointheparty。’No,Gid,’saidhisuncle。’Youwillbewatched;youmustkeepawayfromus。’Norhadthebarristerventuredtocontestthisstrangeillusion;forhefearedifherubbedoffanyoftheromance,thatMrBloomfieldmightwearyofthewholeaffair。Andhisdiscretionwasrewarded;
fortheSquirradical,layingaheavyhanduponhisnephew’sshoulder,hadaddedthesenotableexpressions:’Iseewhatyouareafter,Gid。Butifyou’regoingtogetthegirl,youhavetowork,sir。’
Thesepleasingsoundshadcheeredthebarristerallday,ashesatreadinginchambers;theycontinuedtoformtheground—baseofhismanlymusingsashewaswhirledtoHamptonCourt;evenwhenhelandedatthestation,andbegantopullhimselftogetherforhisdelicateinterview,thevoiceofUncleNedandtheeyesofJuliawerenotforgotten。
Butnowitbegantorainsurprises:inallHamptonCourttherewasnoKurnaulVilla,noCountTarnow,andnocount。Thiswasstrange;but,viewedinthelightoftheincoherencyofhisinstructions,notperhapsinexplicable;MrDicksonhadbeenlunching,andhemighthavemadesomefataloversightintheaddress。Whatwasthethoroughlyprompt,manly,andbusinesslikestep?thoughtGideon;andheansweredhimselfatonce:’A
telegram,verylaconic。’Speedilythewireswereflashingthefollowingveryimportantmissive:’Dickson,LanghamHotel。Villaandpersonsbothunknownhere,supposeerroneousaddress;followselfnexttrain。——Forsyth。’AndattheLanghamHotel,sureenough,withabrowexpressiveofdispatchandintellectualeffort,Gideondescendednotlongafterfromasmokinghansom。
IdonotsupposethatGideonwilleverforgettheLanghamHotel。
NoCountTarnowwasonething;noJohnDicksonandnoEzraThomas,quiteanother。How,why,andwhatnext,dancedinhisbewilderedbrain;fromeverycentreofwhatweplayfullycallthehumanintellectincongruousmessagesweretelegraphed;andbeforethehubbubofdismayhadquitesubsided,thebarristerfoundhimselfdrivingfuriouslyforhischambers。Therewasatleastacaveofrefuge;itwasatleastaplacetothinkin;andheclimbedthestair,puthiskeyinthelockandopenedthedoor,withsomeapproachtohope。
Itwasalldarkwithin,forthenighthadsometimefallen;butGideonknewhisroom,heknewwherethematchesstoodontheendofthechimney—piece;andheadvancedboldly,andinsodoingdashedhimselfagainstaheavybody;where(slightlyalteringtheexpressionsofthesong)noheavybodyshouldhavebeen。TherehadbeennothingtherewhenGideonwentout;hehadlockedthedoorbehindhim,hehadfounditlockedonhisreturn,noonecouldhaveentered,thefurniturecouldnothavechangeditsownposition。Andyetundeniablytherewasasomethingthere。Hethrustouthishandsinthedarkness。Yes,therewassomething,somethinglarge,somethingsmooth,somethingcold。
’Heavenforgiveme!’saidGideon,’itfeelslikeapiano。’
Andthenextmomentherememberedthevestasinhiswaistcoatpocketandhadstruckalight。
Itwasindeedapianothatmethisdoubtfulgaze;avastandcostlyinstrument,stainedwiththerainsoftheafternoonanddefacedwithrecentscratches。Thelightofthevestawasreflectedfromthevarnishedsides,likeastaiceinquietwater;
andinthefartherendoftheroomtheshadowofthatstrangevisitorloomedbulkilyandwaveredonthewall。
Gideonletthematchburntohisfingers,andthedarknessclosedoncemoreonhisbewilderment。Thenwithtremblinghandshelitthelampanddrewnear。Nearorfar,therewasnodoubtofthefact:thethingwasapiano。There,wherebyallthelawsofGodandmanitwasimpossiblethatitshouldbe——therethethingimpudentlystood。Gideonthrewopenthekeyboardandstruckachord。Notasounddisturbedthequietoftheroom。’Isthereanythingwrongwithme?’hethought,withapang;anddrawinginaseat,obstinatelypersistedinhisattemptstoravishsilence,nowwithsparklingarpeggios,nowwithasonataofBeethoven’swhich(inhappierdays)heknewtobeoneoftheloudestpiecesofthatpowerfulcomposer。Stillnotasound。HegavetheBroadwoodtwogreatbangswithhisclenchedfirst。Allwasstillasthegrave。Theyoungbarristerstartedtohisfeet。
’Iamstark—staringmad,’hecriedaloud,’andnooneknowsitbutmyself。God’sworstcursehasfallenonme。’
Hisfingersencounteredhiswatch—chain;instantlyhehadpluckedforthhiswatchandheldittohisear。Hecouldhearitticking。
’Iamnotdeaf,’hesaidaloud。’Iamonlyinsane。Mymindhasquittedmeforever。’
Helookeduneasilyabouttheroom,and——gazedwithlacklustreeyesatthechairinwhichMrDicksonhadinstalledhimself。Theendofacigarlaynearonthefender。
’No,’hethought,’Idon’tbelievethatwasadream;butGodknowsmymindisfailingrapidly。Iseemtobehungry,forinstance;it’sprobablyanotherhallucination。StillImighttry。
Ishallhaveonemoregoodmeal;IshallgototheCafeRoyal,andmaypossiblyberemovedfromtheredirecttotheasylum。’
Hewonderedwithmorbidinterest,ashedescendedthestairs,howhewouldfirstbetrayhisterriblecondition——wouldheattackawaiter?oreatglass?——andwhenhehadmountedintoacab,hebadethemandrivetoNichol’s,withalurkingfearthattherewasnosuchplace。
Theflaring,gassyentranceofthecafespeedilysethismindatrest;hewascheeredbesidestorecognizehisfavouritewaiter;
hisordersappearedtobecoherent;thedinner,whenitcame,wasquiteasensiblemeal,andheateitwithenjoyment。’Uponmyword,’hereflected,’Iamabouttemptedtoindulgeahope。HaveIbeenhasty?HaveIdonewhatRobertSkillwouldhavedone?’
RobertSkill(Ineedscarcelymention)wasthenameoftheprincipalcharacterinWhoPutBacktheClock?Ithadoccurredtotheauthorasabrilliantandprobableinvention;toreadersofacriticalturn,Robertappearedscarceuponalevelwithhissurname;butitisthedifficultyofthepoliceromance,thatthereaderisalwaysamanofsuchvastlygreateringenuitythanthewriter。Intheeyesofhiscreator,however,RobertSkillwasawordtoconjurewith;thethoughtbracedandspurredhim;whatthatbrilliantcreaturewouldhavedoneGideonwoulddoalso。
Thisframeofmindisnotuncommon;thedistressedgeneral,thebaiteddivine,thehesitatingauthor,decideseverallytodowhatNapoleon,whatStPaul,whatShakespearewouldhavedone;andthereremainsonlytheminorquestion,Whatisthat?InGideon’scaseonethingwasclear:Skillwasamanofsingulardecision,hewouldhavetakensomestep(whateveritwas)atonce;andtheonlystepthatGideoncouldthinkofwastoreturntohischambers。
Thisbeingachieved,allfurtherinspirationfailedhim,andhestoodpitifullystaringattheinstrumentofhisconfusion。Totouchthekeysagainwasmorethanhedurstventureon;whethertheyhadmaintainedtheirformersilence,orrespondedwiththetonesofthelasttrump,itwouldhaveequallydethronedhisresolution。’Itmaybeapracticaljest,’hereflected,’thoughitseemselaborateandcostly。Andyetwhatelsecanitbe?ItMUSTbeapracticaljest。’Andjustthenhiseyefelluponafeaturewhichseemedcorroborativeofthatview:thepagodaofcigarswhichMichaelhaderectedereheleftthechambers。’Whythat?’reflectedGideon。’Itseemsentirelyirresponsible。’Anddrawingnear,hegingerlydemolishedit。’Akey,’hethought。
’Whythat?Andwhysoconspicuouslyplaced?’Hemadethecircuitoftheinstrument,andperceivedthekeyholeattheback。’Aha!
thisiswhatthekeyisfor,’saidhe。’Theywantedmetolookinside。Strangerandstranger。’Andwiththatheturnedthekeyandraisedthelid。
Inwhatanticsofagony,inwhatfitsofflightyresolution,inwhatcollapsesofdespair,Gideonconsumedthenight,itwouldbeungeneroustoenquiretooclosely。
Thattrilloftinysongwithwhichtheeaves—birdsofLondonwelcometheapproachofdayfoundhimlimpandrumpledandbloodshot,andwithamindstillvacantofresource。Heroseandlookedforthunrejoicinglyonblindedwindows,anemptystreet,andthegreydaylightdottedwiththeyellowlamps。Therearemorningswhenthecityseemstoawakewithasickheadache;thiswasoneofthem;andstillthetwitteringreveilleofthesparrowsstirredinGideon’sspirit。
’Dayhere,’hethought,’andIstillhelpless!Thismustcometoanend。’Andhelockedupthepiano,putthekeyinhispocket,andsetforthinquestofcoffee。Ashewent,hismindtrudgedforthehundredthtimeacertainmill—roadofterrors,misgivings,andregrets。Tocallinthepolice,togiveupthebody,tocoverLondonwithhandbillsdescribingJohnDicksonandEzraThomas,tofillthepaperswithparagraphs,MysteriousOccurrenceintheTemple——MrForsythadmittedtobail,thiswasonecourse,aneasycourse,asafecourse;butnot,themorehereflectedonit,notapleasantone。For,wasitnottopublishabroadanumberofsingularfactsabouthimself?Achildoughttohaveseenthroughthestoryoftheseadventurers,andhehadgapedandswallowedit。Abarristeroftheleastself—respectshouldhaverefusedtolistentoclientswhocamebeforehiminamannersoirregular,andhehadlistened。AndO,ifhehadonlylistened;buthehadgoneupontheirerrand——he,abarrister,uninstructedevenbytheshadowofasolicitor——uponanerrandfitonlyforaprivatedetective;andalas!——andforthehundredthtimethebloodsurgedtohisbrow——hehadtakentheirmoney!’No,’saidhe,’thethingisasplainasStPaul’s。I
shallbedishonoured!Ihavesmashedmycareerforafive—poundnote。’
Betweenthepossibilityofbeinghangedinallinnocence,andthecertaintyofapublicandmeriteddisgrace,nogentlemanofspiritcouldlonghesitate。Afterthreegulpsofthathot,snuffy,andmuddybeverage,thatpassesonthestreetsofLondonforadecoctionofthecoffeeberry,Gideon’smindwasmadeup。
Hewoulddowithoutthepolice。Hemustfacetheothersideofthedilemma,andbeRobertSkillinearnest。WhatwouldRobertSkillhavedone?Howdoesagentlemandisposeofadeadbody,honestlycomeby?Herememberedtheinimitablestoryofthehunchback;revieweditscourse,anddismisseditforaworthlessguide。ItwasimpossibletopropacorpseonthecornerofTottenhamCourtRoadwithoutarousingfatalcuriosityinthebosomsofthepassers—by;asforloweringitdownaLondonchimney,thephysicalobstacleswereinsurmountable。Togetitonboardatrainanddropitout,oronthetopofanomnibusanddropitoff,wereequallyoutofthequestion。Togetitonayachtanddropitoverboard,wasmoreconceivable;butforamanofmoderatemeansitseemedextravagant。Thehireoftheyachtwasinitselfaconsideration;thesubsequentsupportofthewholecrew(whichseemedanecessaryconsequence)wassimplynottobethoughtof。Hisuncleandthehouseboathereoccurredinveryluminouscolourstohismind。Amusicalcomposer(say,ofthenameofJimson)mightverywellsuffer,likeHogarth’smusicianbeforehim,fromthedisturbancesofLondon。Hemightverywellbepressedfortimetofinishanopera——saythecomicoperaOrangePekoe——OrangePekoe,musicbyJimson——’thisyoungmaestro,oneofthemostpromisingofourrecentEnglishschool’——vigorousentranceofthedrums,etc。——thewholecharacterofJimsonandhismusicaroseinbulkbeforethemindofGideon。WhatmorelikelythanJimson’sarrivalwithagrandpiano(say,atPadwick),andhisresidenceinahouseboatalonewiththeunfinishedscoreofOrangePekoe?Hissubsequentdisappearance,leavingnothingbehindbutanemptypianocase,itmightbemoredifficulttoaccountfor。Andyeteventhatwassusceptibleofexplanation。For,supposeJimsonhadgonemadoverafugalpassage,andhadthereupondestroyedtheaccompliceofhisinfamy,andplungedintothewelcomeriver?Whatend,onthewhole,moreprobableforamodernmusician?
’ByJove,I’lldoit,’criedGideon。’Jimsonistheboy!’
CHAPTERXI。TheMaestroJimsonMrEdwardHughBloomfieldhavingannouncedhisintentiontostayintheneighbourhoodofMaidenhead,whatmoreprobablethanthattheMaestroJimsonshouldturnhismindtowardPadwick?Nearthispleasantriversidevillageherememberedtohaveobservedanancient,weedyhouseboatlyingmooredbesideatuftofwillows。
Ithadstirredinhim,inhiscarelesshours,ashepulleddowntheriverunderamorefamiliarname,acertainsenseoftheromantic;andwhenthenicecontrivanceofhisstorywasalreadycompleteinhismind,hehadcomenearpullingitalldownagain,likeanungratefulclock,inordertointroduceachapterinwhichRichardSkill(whowasalwaysbeingdecoyedsomewhere)
shouldbedecoyedonboardthatlonelyhulkbyLordBellewandtheAmericandesperadoGinSling。Itwasfortunatehehadnotdoneso,hereflected,sincethehulkwasnowrequiredforverydifferentpurposes。
Jimson,amanofinconspicuouscostume,butinsinuatingmanners,hadlittledifficultyinfindingthehirelingwhohadchargeofthehouseboat,andstilllessinpersuadinghimtoresignhiscare。Therentwasalmostnominal,theentryimmediate,thekeywasexchangedagainstasuitableadvanceinmoney,andJimsonreturnedtotownbytheafternoontraintoseeaboutdispatchinghispiano。
’Iwillbedowntomorrow,’hehadsaidreassuringly。’Myoperaiswaitedforwithsuchimpatience,youknow。’
And,sureenough,aboutthehourofnoononthefollowingday,JimsonmighthavebeenobservedascendingtheriversideroadthatgoesfromPadwicktoGreatHaverham,carryinginonehandabasketofprovisions,andundertheotherarmaleathercasecontaining(itistobeconjectured)thescoreofOrangePekoe。
ItwasOctoberweather;thestone—greyskywasfulloflarks,theleadenmirroroftheThamesbrightenedwithautumnalfoliage,andthefallenleavesofthechestnutschirpedunderthecomposer’sfooting。ThereisnotimeoftheyearinEnglandmorecourageous;
andJimson,thoughhewasnotwithouthistroubles,whistledashewent。
AlittleabovePadwicktheriverliesverysolitary。Ontheoppositeshorethetreesofaprivateparkenclosetheview,thechimneysofthemansionjustprickingforthabovetheirclusters;
onthenearsidethepathisborderedbywillows。Closeamongtheselaythehouseboat,athingsosoiledbythetearsoftheoverhangingwillows,sogrownuponwithparasites,sodecayed,sobattered,soneglected,suchahauntofrats,soadvertisedastorehouseofrheumaticagonies,thattheheartofanintendingoccupantmightwellrecoil。Aplank,bywayofflyingdrawbridge,joinedittotheshore。AnditwasadrearymomentforJimsonwhenhepulledthisafterhimandfoundhimselfaloneonthisunwholesomefortress。Hecouldheartheratsscuttleandflopintheabhorredinterior;thekeycriedamongthewardslikeathinginpain;thesitting—roomwasdeepindust,andsmeltstrongofbilge—water。Itcouldnotbecalledacheerfulspot,evenforacomposerabsorbedinbelovedtoil;howmuchlessforayounggentlemanhauntedbyalarmsandawaitingthearrivalofacorpse!
Hesatdown,clearedawayapieceofthetable,andattackedthecoldluncheoninhisbasket。IncaseofanysubsequentinquiryintothefateofJimson,Itwasdesirableheshouldbelittleseen:inotherwords,thatheshouldspendthedayentirelyinthehouse。Tothisend,andfurthertocorroboratehisfable,hehadbroughtintheleathercasenotonlywritingmaterials,butareamoflarge—sizemusicpaper,suchasheconsideredsuitableforanambitiouscharacterlikeJimson’s。’Andnowtowork,’
saidhe,whenhehadsatisfiedhisappetite。’Wemustleavetracesofthewretchedman’sactivity。’Andhewroteinboldcharacters:
ORANGEPEKOE。
Op。17。
J。B。JIMSON。
Vocalandp。f。score。
’Isupposetheyneverdobeginlikethis,’reflectedGideon;’butthenit’squiteoutofthequestionformetotackleafullscore,andJimsonwassounconventional。Adedicationwouldbefoundconvincing,Ibelieve。"Dedicatedto"(letmesee)"toWilliamEwartGladstone,byhisobedientservantthecomposer。"
Andnowsomemusic:Ihadbetteravoidtheoverture;itseemstopresentdifficulties。Let’sgiveanairforthetenor:key——O,somethingmodern!——sevensharps。’Andhemadeabusinesslikesignatureacrossthestaves,andthenpausedandbrowsedforawhileonthehandleofhispen。Melody,withnobetterinspirationthanasheetofpaper,isnotusuallyfoundtospringunbiddeninthemindoftheamateur;noristhekeyofsevensharpsaplaceofmuchreposetotheuntried。Hecastawaythatsheet。’ItwillhelptobuildupthecharacterofJimson,’Gideonremarked,andagainwaitedonthemuse,invariouskeysandondiverssheetsofpaper,butallwithresultssoinconsiderablethathestoodaghast。’It’sveryodd,’thoughthe。’IseemtohavelessfancythanIthought,orthisisanoff—daywithme;
yetJimsonmustleavesomething。’Andagainhebenthimselftothetask。
Presentlythepenetratingchillofthehouseboatbegantoattacktheveryseatoflife。Hedesistedfromhisunremunerativetrial,and,totheaudibleannoyanceoftherats,walkedbrisklyupanddownthecabin。Stillhewascold。’Thisisallnonsense,’saidhe。’Idon’tcareabouttherisk,butIwillnotcatchacatarrh。
Imustgetoutofthisden。’
Hesteppedondeck,andpassingtothebowofhisembarkation,lookedforthefirsttimeuptheriver。Hestarted。Onlyafewhundredyardsaboveanotherhouseboatlaymooredamongthewillows。Itwasveryspick—and—span,anelegantcanoehungatthestern,thewindowswereconcealedbysnowycurtains,aflagfloatedfromastaff。ThemoreGideonlookedatit,themoretheremingledwithhisdisgustasenseofimpotentsurprise。Itwasverylikehisuncle’shouseboat;itwasexceedinglylike——itwasidentical。Butfortwocircumstances,hecouldhaveswornitwasthesame。Thefirst,thathisunclehadgonetoMaidenhead,mightbeexplainedawaybythatflightinessofpurposewhichissocommonatraitamongthemorethanusuallymanly。Thesecond,however,wasconclusive:itwasnotintheleastlikeMrBloomfieldtodisplayabanneronhisfloatingresidence;andifheeverdid,itwouldcertainlybedyedinhuesofemblematicalpropriety。NowtheSquirradical,likethevastmajorityofthemoremanly,haddrawnknowledgeatthewellsofCambridge——hewaswoodenspoonintheyear1850;andtheflaguponthehouseboatstreamedontheafternoonairwiththecoloursofthatseatofToryism,thatcradleofPuseyism,thathomeoftheinexactandtheeffeteOxford。Stillitwasstrangelylike,thoughtGideon。
Andashethuslookedandthought,thedooropened,andayoungladysteppedforthondeck。Thebarristerdroppedandfledintohiscabin——itwasJuliaHazeltine!Throughthewindowhewatchedherdrawinthecanoe,getonboardofit,castoff,andcomedroppingdownstreaminhisdirection。
’Well,allisupnow,’saidhe,andhefellonaseat。
’Good—afternoon,miss,’saidavoiceonthewater。Gideonknewitforthevoiceofhislandlord。
’Good—afternoon,’repliedJulia,’butIdon’tknowwhoyouare;
doI?Oyes,Idothough。Youarethenicemanthatgaveusleavetosketchfromtheoldhouseboat。’
Gideon’sheartleapedwithfear。
’That’sit,’returnedtheman。’AndwhatIwantedtosaywasasyoucouldn’tdoitanymore。YouseeI’veletit。’
’Letit!’criedJulia。
’Letitforamonth,’saidtheman。’Seemsstrange,don’tit?
Can’tseewhatthepartywantswithit?’
’Itseemsveryromanticofhim,Ithink,’saidJulia,’Whatsortofapersonishe?’
Juliainhercanoe,thelandlordinhiswherry,wereclosealongside,andholdingonbythegunwaleofthehouseboat;sothatnotawordwaslostonGideon。
’He’samusic—man,’saidthelandlord,’oratleastthat’swhathetoldme,miss;comedownheretowriteanop’ra。’
’Really!’criedJulia,’Ineverheardofanythingsodelightful!
Why,weshallbeabletoslipdownatnightandhearhimimprovise!What’ishisname?’
’Jimson,’saidtheman。
’Jimson?’repeatedJulia,andinterrogatedhermemoryinvain。
ButindeedourrisingschoolofEnglishmusicboastssomanyprofessorsthatwerarelyhearofonetillheismadeabaronet。
’Areyousureyouhaveitright?’
’Madehimspellittome,’repliedthelandlord。
’J—I—M—S—O—N——Jimson;andhisop’ra’scalled——somekindoftea。’
’SOMEKINDOFTEA!’criedthegirl。’Whataverysingularnameforanopera!Whatcanitbeabout?’AndGideonheardherprettylaughterflowabroad。’WemusttrytogetacquaintedwiththisMrJimson;Ifeelsurehemustbenice。’
’Well,miss,I’mafraidImustbegoingon。I’vegottobeatHaverham,yousee。’
’O,don’tletmekeepyou,youkindman!’saidJulia。’Goodafternoon。’
’Goodafternoontoyou,miss。’
Gideonsatinthecabinapreytothemostharrowingthoughts。
Herehewasanchoredtoarottinghouseboat,soontobeanchoredtoitstillmoreemphaticallybythepresenceofthecorpse,andherewasthecountrybuzzingabouthim,andyoungladiesalreadyproposingpleasurepartiestosurroundhishouseatnight。Well,thatmeantthegallows;andmuchhecaredforthat。WhattroubledhimnowwasJulia’sindescribablelevity。Thatgirlwouldscrapeacquaintancewithanybody;shehadnoreserve,noneoftheenamelofthelady。Shewasfamiliarwithabrutelikehislandlord;shetookanimmediateinterest(whichshelackedeventhedelicacytoconceal)inacreaturelikeJimson!HecouldconceiveheraskingJimsontohaveteawithher!AnditwasforagirllikethisthatamanlikeGideon——Down,manlyheart!
Hewasinterruptedbyasoundthatsenthimwhippingbehindthedoorinatrice。MissHazeltinehadsteppedonboardthehouseboat。Hersketchwaspromising;judgingfromthestillness,shesupposedJimsonnotyetcome;andshehaddecidedtoseizeoccasionandcompletetheworkofart。Downshesatthereforeinthebow,producedherblockandwater—colours,andwassoonsingingover(whatusedtobecalled)theladylikeaccomplishment。Nowandthenindeedhersongwasinterrupted,asshesearchedinhermemoryforsomeoftheodiouslittlereceiptsbymeansofwhichthegameispractised——orusedtobepractisedinthebravedaysofold;theysaytheworld,andthoseornamentsoftheworld,youngladies,arebecomemoresophisticatednow;
butJuliahadprobablystudiedunderPitman,andshestoodfirmintheoldways。
Gideon,meanwhile,stoodbehindthedoor,afraidtomove,afraidtobreathe,afraidtothinkofwhatmustfollow,rackedbyconfinementandbornetothegroundwithtedium。Thisparticularphase,hefeltwithgratitude,couldnotlastforever;whateverimpended(eventhegallows,hebitterlyandperhapserroneouslyreflected)couldnotfailtobearelief。Tocalculatecubesoccurredtohimasaningeniousandevenprofitablerefugefromdistressingthoughts,andhethrewhismanhoodintothatdrearyexercise。
Thus,then,werethesetwoyoungpersonsoccupied——Gideonattackingtheperfectnumberwithresolution;Juliavigorouslystipplingincongruouscoloursonherblock,whenProvidencedispatchedintothesewatersasteam—launchasthmaticallypantinguptheThames。Allalongthebanksthewaterswelledandfell,andthereedsrustled。Thehouseboatitself,thatancientstationarycreature,becamesuddenlyimbuedwithlife,androlledbrisklyathermoorings,likeasea—goingshipwhenshebeginstosmelltheharbourbar。Thewashhadnearlydiedaway,andthequickpantingofthelaunchsoundedalreadyfaintandfaroff,whenGideonwasstartledbyacryfromJulia。Peeringthroughthewindow,hebeheldherstaringdisconsolatelydownstreamatthefast—vanishingcanoe。Thebarrister(whateverwerehisfaults)
displayedonthisoccasionapromptitudeworthyofhishero,RobertSkill;withoneeffortofhismindheforesawwhatwasabouttofollow;withonemovementofhisbodyhedroppedtothefloorandcrawledunderthetable。
Julia,onherpart,wasnotyetalivetoherposition。Shesawshehadlostthecanoe,andshelookedforwardwithsomethinglessthanaviditytohernextinterviewwithMrBloomfield;butshehadnoideathatshewasimprisoned,forsheknewoftheplankbridge。
Shemadethecircuitofthehouse,andfoundthedooropenandthebridgewithdrawn。Itwasplain,then,thatJimsonmusthavecome;plain,too,thathemustbeonboard。Hemustbeaveryshymantohavesufferedthisinvasionofhisresidence,andmadenosign;andhercouragerosehigheratthethought。Hemustcomenow,shemustforcehimfromhisprivacy,fortheplankwastooheavyforhersinglestrength;soshetappedupontheopendoor。
Thenshetappedagain。
’MrJimson,’shecried,’MrJimson!here,come!——youmustcome,youknow,soonerorlater,forIcan’tgetoffwithoutyou。O,don’tbesoexceedinglysilly!O,please,come!’
Stilltherewasnoreply。
’Ifheisherehemustbemad,’shethought,withalittlefear。
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