Hisunclestaredathimwithamixedexpressionofamazementandshameandincredulitythatwassorrowfultosee。Atlasthesaid:
"Whichofthetwinswasit?"
"CountLuigi。"
"Youhavechallengedhim?"
"N——no,"hesitatedTom,turningpale。
"Youwillchallengehimtonight。Howardwillcarryit。"
Tombegantoturnsick,andtoshowit。Heturnedhishatroundandroundinhishand,hisunclegloweringblackerandblackeruponhimastheheavysecondsdriftedby;thenatlasthebegantostammer,andsaidpiteously:
"Oh,please,don’taskmetodoit,uncle!Heisamurderousdevil——
Inevercould——I——I’mafraidofhim!"
OldDriscoll’smouthopenedandclosedthreetimesbeforehecouldgetittoperformitsoffice;thenhestormedout:
"Acowardinmyfamily!ADriscollacoward!Oh,whathaveIdonetodeservethisinfamy!"Hetotteredtohissecretaryinthecorner,repeatedthatlamentagainandagaininheartbreakingtones,andgotoutofadrawerapaper,whichheslowlytoretobits,scatteringthebitsabsentlyinhistrackashewalkedupanddowntheroom,stillgrievingandlamenting。Atlasthesaid:
"Thereitis,shredsandfragmentsoncemore——mywill。Oncemoreyouhaveforcedmetodisinherityou,youbasesonofamostnoblefather!
Leavemysight!Go——beforeIspitonyou!"
Theyoungmandidnottarry。ThenthejudgeturnedtoHoward:
"Youwillbemysecond,oldfriend?"
"Ofcourse。"
"Thereispenandpaper。Draftthecartel,andlosenotime。"
"TheCountshallhaveitinhishandsinfifteenminutes,"saidHoward。
Tomwasveryheavyhearted。Hisappetitewasgonewithhispropertyandhisself—respect。Hewentoutthebackwayandwandereddowntheobscurelanegrieving,andwonderingifanycourseoffutureconduct,howeverdiscreetandcarefullyperfectedandwatchedover,couldwinbackhisuncle’sfavorandpersuadehimtoreconstructoncemorethatgenerouswillwhichhadjustgonetoruinbeforehiseyes。
Hefinallyconcludedthatitcould。Hesaidtohimselfthathehadaccomplishedthissortoftriumphoncealready,andthatwhathadbeendoneoncecouldbedoneagain。Hewouldsetaboutit。Hewouldbendeveryenergytothetask,andhewouldscorethattriumphoncemore,costwhatitmighttohisconvenience,limitasitmighthisfrivolousandliberty—lovinglife。
"Tobegin,"hesaystohimself,"I’llsquareupwiththeproceedsofmyraid,andthengamblinghasgottobestopped——andstoppedshortoff。
It’stheworstviceI’vegot——frommystandpoint,anyway,becauseit’stheonehecanmosteasilyfindout,throughtheimpatienceofmycreditors。Hethoughtitexpensivetohavetopaytwohundreddollarstothemformeonce。Expensive——_that!_Why,itcostmethewholeofhisfortune——but,ofcourse,heneverthoughtofthat;
somepeoplecan’tthinkofanybuttheirownsideofacase。
IfhehadknownhowdeepIaminnow,thewillwouldhavegonetopotwithoutwaitingforadueltohelp。Threehundreddollars!
It’sapile!Buthe’llneverhearofit,I’mthankfultosay。
TheminuteI’vecleareditoff,I’msafe;andI’llnevertouchacardagain。Anyway,Iwon’twhilehelives,Imakeoathtothat。
I’menteringonmylastreform——Iknowit——yes,andI’llwin;
butafterthat,ifIeverslipagainI’mgone。"
CHAPTER13
TomStaresatRuinWhenIreflectuponthenumberofdisagreeablepeoplewhoIknowhavegonetoabetterworld,Iammovedtoleadadifferentlife。
——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarOctober。Thisisoneofthepeculiarlydangerousmonthstospeculateinstocksin。TheothersareJuly,January,September,April,November,May,March,June,December,August,andFebruary。
——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarThusmournfullycommuningwithhimself,TommopedalongthelanepastPudd’nheadWilson’shouse,andstillonandonbetweenfencesenclosingvacantcountryoneachhandtillhenearedthehauntedhouse,thenhecamemopingbackagain,withmanysighsandheavywithtrouble。
Hesorelywantedcheerfulcompany。Rowena!Hisheartgaveaboundatthethought,butthenextthoughtquietedit——thedetestedtwinswouldbethere。
HewasontheinhabitedsideofWilson’shouse,andnowasheapproachedit,henoticedthatthesittingroomwaslighted。
Thiswoulddo;othersmadehimfeelunwelcomesometimes,butWilsonneverfailedincourtesytowardhim,andakindlycourtesydoesatleastsaveone’sfeelings,evenifitisnotprofessingtostandforawelcome。
Wilsonheardfootstepsathisthreshold,thentheclearingofathroat。
"It’sthatfickle—tempered,dissipatedyounggoose——poordevil,hefindfriendsprettyscarcetoday,likely,afterthedisgraceofcarryingapersonalassaultcaseintoalaw—court。"
Adejectedknock。"Comein!"
Tomentered,anddroppedintoachair,withoutsayinganything。
Wilsonsaidkindly:
"Why,myboy,youlookdesolate。Don’ttakeitsohard。
Tryandforgetyouhavebeenkicked。"
"Oh,dear,"saidTom,wretchedly,"it’snotthat,Pudd’nhead——
it’snotthat……It’sathousandtimesworsethanthat——oh,yes,amilliontimesworse。"
"Why,Tom,whatdoyoumean?HasRowena——"
"Flungme?_No_,buttheoldmanhas。"
Wilsonsaidtohimself,"Aha!"andthoughtofthemysteriousgirlinthebedroom。"TheDriscollshavebeenmakingdiscoveries!"
Thenhesaidaloud,gravely:
"Tom,therearesomekindsofdissipationwhich——"
"Oh,shucks,thishasn’tgotanythingtodowithdissipation。
HewantedmetochallengethatdernedItaliansavage,andIwouldn’tdoit。"
"Yes,ofcoursehewoulddothat,"saidWilsoninameditativematter—of—courseway,"butthethingthatpuzzledmewas,whyhedidn’tlooktothatlastnight,foronething,andwhyheletyoucarrysuchamatterintoacourtoflawatall,eitherbeforetheduelorafterit。It’snoplaceforit。
Itwasnotlikehim。Icouldn’tunderstandit。Howdidithappen?"
"Ithappenedbecausehedidn’tknowanythingaboutit。HewasasleepwhenIgothomelastnight。"
"Andyoudidn’twakehim?Tom,isthatpossible?"
Tomwasnotgettingmuchcomforthere。Hefidgetedamoment,thensaid:
"Ididn’tchoosetotellhim——that’sall。Hewasgoinga—fishingbeforedawn,withPembrokeHoward,andifIgotthetwinsintothecommoncalaboose——andIthoughtsureIcould——Ineverdreamedoftheirslippingoutonapaltryfineforsuchanoutrageousoffense——
well,onceinthecalaboosetheywouldbedisgraced,andunclewouldn’twantanyduelswiththatsortofcharacters,andwouldn’tallowany。
"Tom,Iamashamedofyou!Idon’tseehowyoucouldtreatyourgoodolduncleso。Iamabetterfriendofhisthanyouare;
forifIhadknownthecircumstancesIwouldhavekeptthatcaseoutofcourtuntilIgotwordtohimandlethimhavethegentleman’schance。"
"Youwould?"exclaimedTom,withlivelysurprise。"Andityourfirstcase!Andyouknowperfectlywellthereneverwouldhave_been_
anycaseifhehadgotthatchance,don’tyou?Andyou’dhavefinishedyourdaysapaupernobody,insteadofbeinganactuallylaunchedandrecognizedlawyertoday。Andyouwouldreallyhavedonethat,wouldyou?"
"Certainly。"
Tomlookedathimamomentortwo,thenshookhisheadsorrowfullyandsaid:
"Ibelieveyou——uponmywordIdo。Idon’tknowwhyIdo,butIdo。
Pudd’nheadWilson,Ithinkyou’rethebiggestfoolIeversaw。"
"Thankyou。"
"Don’tmentionit。"
"Well,hehasbeenrequiringyoutofighttheItalian,andyouhaverefused。Youdegenerateremnantofanhonorableline!
I’mthoroughlyashamedofyou,Tom!"
"Oh,that’snothing!Idon’tcareforanything,nowthatthewill’stornupagain。"
"Tom,tellmesquarely——didn’thefindanyfaultwithyouforanythingbutthosetwothings——carryingthecaseintocourtandrefusingtofight?"
Hewatchedtheyoungfellow’sfacenarrowly,butitwasentirelyreposeful,andsoalsowasthevoicethatanswered:
"No,hedidn’tfindanyotherfaultwithme。Ifhehadhadanytofind,hewouldhavebegunyesterday,forhewasjustinthehumorforit。
Hedrovethatjack—pairaroundtownandshowedthemthesights,andwhenhecamehomehecouldn’tfindhisfather’soldsilverwatchthatdon’tkeeptimeandhethinkssomuchof,andcouldn’trememberwhathedidwithitthreeorfourdaysagowhenhesawitlast,andwhenIsuggestedthatitprobablywasn’tlostbutstolen,itputhiminaregularpassion,andhesaidIwasafool——
whichconvincedme,withoutanytrouble,thatthatwasjustwhathewasafraid_had_happened,himself,butdidnotwanttobelieveit,becauselostthingsstandabetterchanceofbeingfoundagainthanstolenones。"
"Whe—ew!"whistledWilson。"Scoreanotheronethelist。"
"Anotherwhat?"
"Anothertheft!"
"Theft?"
"Yes,theft。Thatwatchisn’tlost,it’sstolen。There’sbeenanotherraidonthetown——andjustthesameoldmysterioussortofthingthathashappenedoncebefore,asyouremember。"
"Youdon’tmeanit!"
"It’sassureasyouareborn!Haveyoumissedanythingyourself?"
"No。Thatis,IdidmissasilverpencilcasethatAuntMaryPrattgavemelastbirthday——"
"You’llfinditstolen——that’swhatyou’llfind。"
"No,Isha’n’t;forwhenIsuggestedtheftaboutthewatchandgotsucharap,Iwentandexaminedmyroom,andthepencilcasewasmissing,butitwasonlymislaid,andIfounditagain。"
"Youaresureyoumissednothingelse?"
"Well,nothingofconsequence。Imissedasmallplaingoldringworthtwoorthreedollars,butthatwillturnup。I’lllookagain。"
"Inmyopinionyou’llnotfindit。There’sbeenaraid,Itellyou。
Come_in!_"
Mr。JusticeRobinsonentered,followedbyBuckstoneandthetownconstable,JimBlake。Theysatdown,andaftersomewanderingandaimlessweather—conversationWilsonsaid:
"Bytheway,We’vejustaddedanothertothelistofthefts,maybetwo。
JudgeDriscoll’soldsilverwatchisgone,andTomherehasmissedagoldring。"
"Well,itisabadbusiness,"saidthejustice,"andgetsworsethefurtheritgoes。TheHankses,theDobsons,thePilligrews,theOrtons,theGrangers,theHales,theFullers,theHolcombs,infacteverybodythatlivesaroundaboutPatsyCooper’shadbeenrobbedoflittlethingsliketrinketsandteaspoonsandsuchlikesmallvaluablesthatareeasilycarriedoff。It’sperfectlyplainthatthethieftookadvantageofthereceptionatPatsyCooper’swhenalltheneighborswereinherhouseandalltheirniggershangingaroundherfenceforalookattheshow,toraidthevacanthousesundisturbed。
Patsyismiserableaboutit;miserableonaccountoftheneighbors,andparticularlymiserableonaccountofherforeigners,ofcourse;
somiserableontheiraccountthatshehasn’tanyroomtoworryaboutherownlittlelosses。"
"It’sthesameoldraider,"saidWilson。"Isupposethereisn’tanydoubtaboutthat。"
"ConstableBlakedoesn’tthinkso。"
"No,you’rewrongthere,"saidBlake。"Theothertimesitwasaman;
therewasplentyofsignsofthat,asweknow,intheprofession,thoughtwenevergothandsonhim;butthistimeit’sawoman。"
Wilsonthoughtofthemysteriousgirlstraightoff。Shewasalwaysinhismindnow。Butshefailedhimagain。Blakecontinued:
"She’sastoop—shoulderedoldwomanwithacoveredbasketonherarm,inablackveil,dressedinmourning。Isawhergoingaboardtheferryboatyesterday。LivesinIllinois,Ireckon;butIdon’tcarewhereshelives,I’mgoingtogether——shecanmakeherselfsureofthat。"
"Whatmakesyouthinkshe’sthethief?"
"Well,thereain’tanyother,foronething;andforanother,someniggerdraymenthathappenedtobedrivingalongsawhercomingoutoforgoingintohouses,andtoldmeso——anditjusthappensthattheywas_robbed_,everytime。"
Itwasgrantedthatthiswasplentygoodenoughcircumstantialevidence。
Apensivesilencefollowed,whichlastedsomemoments,thenWilsonsaid:
"There’sonegoodthing,anyway。Shecan’teitherpawnorsellCountLuigi’scostlyIndiandagger。"
"My!"saidTom。"Is_that_gone?"
"Yes。"
"Well,thatwasahaul!Butwhycan’tshepawnitorsellit?"
"BecausewhenthetwinswenthomefromtheSonsofLibertymeetinglastnight,newsoftheraidwassiftinginfromeverywhere,andAuntPatsywasindistresstoknowiftheyhadlostanything。
Theyfoundthatthedaggerwasgone,andtheynotifiedthepoliceandpawnbrokerseverywhere。Itwasagreathaul,yes,buttheoldwomanwon’tgetanythingoutofit,becauseshe’llgetcaught。"
"Didtheyofferareward?"askedBuckstone。
"Yes,fivehundreddollarsfortheknife,andfivehundredmoreforthethief。"
"Whataleather—headedidea!"exclaimedtheconstable。
"Thethiefdas’n’tgonearthem,norsendanybody。
Whoevergoesisgoingtogethimselfnabbed,fortheirain’tanypawnbrokerthat’sgoingtolosethechanceto——"
IfanybodyhadnoticedTom’sfaceatthattime,thegray—greencolorofitmighthaveprovokedcuriosity;butnobodydid。
Hesaidtohimself:"I’mgone!Inevercansquareup;therestoftheplunderwon’tpawnorsellforhalfofthebill。Oh,Iknowit——
I’mgone,I’mgone——andthistimeit’sforgood。Oh,thisisawful——
Idon’tknowwhattodo,norwhichwaytoturn!"
"Softly,softly,"saidWilsontoBlake。"Iplannedtheirschemeforthematmidnightlastnight,anditwasallfinishedupshipshapebytwothismorning。They’llgettheirdaggerback,andthenI’llexplaintoyouhowthethingwasdone。"
Therewerestrongsignsofageneralcuriosity,andBuckstonesaid:
"Well,youhavewhettedusupprettysharp。Wilson,andI’mfreetosaythatifyoudon’tmindtellingusinconfidence——"
"Oh,I’dassoontellasnot,Buckstone,butaslongasthetwinsandIagreedtosaynothingaboutit,wemustletitstandso。
Butyoucantakemywordforit,youwon’tbekeptwaitingthreedays。
Somebodywillapplyforthatrewardprettypromptly,andI’llshowyouthethiefandthedaggerbothverysoonafterward。"
Theconstablewasdisappointed,andalsoperplexed。Hesaid:
"Itmayallbe——yes,andIhopeitwill,butI’mblamedifI
canseemywaythroughit。It’stoomanyforyourstruly。"
Thesubjectseemedabouttalkedout。Nobodyseemedtohaveanythingfurthertooffer。AfterasilencethejusticeofthepeaceinformedWilsonthatheandBuckstoneandtheconstablehadcomeasacommittee,onthepartoftheDemocraticparty,toaskhimtorunformayor——forthelittletownwasabouttobecomeacityandthefirstcharterelectionwasapproaching。ItwasthefirstattentionwhichWilsonhadeverreceivedatthehandsofanyparty;
itwasasufficientlyhumbleone,butitwasarecognitionofhisdebutintothetown’slifeandactivitiesatlast;itwasastepupward,andhewasdeeplygratified。Heaccepted,andthecommitteedeparted,followedbyyoungTom。
CHAPTER14
RoxanaInsistsUponReformThetrueSouthernwatermelonisaboonapart,andnottobementionedwithcommonerthings。Itischiefofthisworld’sluxuries,kingbythegraceofGodoverallthefruitsoftheearth。
Whenonehastastedit,heknowswhattheangelseat。ItwasnotaSouthernwatermelonthatEvetook:weknowitbecausesherepented。
——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarAboutthetimethatWilsonwasbowingthecommitteeout,PembrokeHowardwasenteringthenexthousetoreport。
Hefoundtheoldjudgesittinggrimandstraightinhischair,waiting。
"Well,Howard——thenews?"
"Thebestintheworld。"
"Accepts,doeshe?"andthelightofbattlegleamedjoyouslyintheJudge’seye。
"Accepts?Whyhejumpedatit。"
"Did,didhe?Nowthat’sfine——that’sveryfine。Ilikethat。
Whenisittobe?"
"Now!Straightoff!Tonight!Anadmirablefellow——admirable!"
"Admirable?He’sadarling!Why,it’sanhonoraswellasapleasuretostandupbeforesuchaman。Come——offwithyou!
Goandarrangeeverything——andgivehimmyheartiestcompliments。
Ararefellow,indeed;anadmirablefellow,asyouhavesaid!"
"I’llhavehiminthevacantstretchbetweenWilson’sandthehauntedhousewithinthehour,andI’llbringmyownpistols。"
JudgeDriscollbegantowalkthefloorinastateofpleasedexcitement;
butpresentlyhestopped,andbegantothink——begantothinkofTom。
Twicehemovedtowardthesecretary,andtwiceheturnedawayagain;
butfinallyhesaid:
"Thismaybemylastnightintheworld——Imustnottakethechance。
Heisworthlessandunworthy,butitislargelymyfault。
Hewasentrustedtomebymybrotheronhisdyingbed,andIhaveindulgedhimtohishurt,insteadoftraininghimupseverely,andmakingamanofhim,Ihaveviolatedmytrust,andImustnotaddthesinofdesertiontothat。Ihaveforgivenhimoncealready,andwouldsubjecthimtoalongandhardtrialbeforeforgivinghimagain,ifIcouldlive;butImustnotrunthatrisk。
No,Imustrestorethewill。ButifIsurvivetheduel,Iwillhideitaway,andhewillnotknow,andIwillnottellhimuntilhereforms,andIseethathisreformationisgoingtobepermanent。"
Heredrewthewill,andhisostensiblenephewwasheirtoafortuneagain。Ashewasfinishinghistask,Tom,weariedwithanotherbroodingtramp,enteredthehouseandwenttiptoeingpastthesittingroomdoor。Heglancedin,andhurriedon,forthesightofhisunclewasnothingbutterrorsforhimtonight。Buthisunclewaswriting!Thatwasunusualatthislatehour。Whatcouldhebewriting?AchillofanxietysettleddownuponTom’sheart。
Didthatwritingconcernhim?Hewasafraidso。Hereflectedthatwhenillluckbegins,itdoesnotcomeinsprinkles,butinshowers。
Hesaidhewouldgetaglimpseofthatdocumentorknowthereasonwhy。
Heheardsomeonecoming,andsteppedoutofsightandhearing。
ItwasPembrokeHoward。Whatcouldbehatching?
Howardsaid,withgreatsatisfaction:
"Everything’srightandready。He’sgonetothebattlegroundwithhissecondandthesurgeon——alsowithhisbrother。I’vearrangeditallwithWilson——Wilson’shissecond。Wearetohavethreeshotsapiece。"
"Good!Howisthemoon?"
"Brightasday,nearly。Perfect,forthedistance——fifteenyards。
Nowind——notabreath;hotandstill。"
"Allgood;allfirst—rate。Here,Pembroke,readthis,andwitnessit。"
Pembrokereadandwitnessedthewill,thengavetheoldman’shandaheartyshakeandsaid:
"Nowthat’sright,York——butIknewyouwoulddoit。Youcouldn’tleavethatpoorchaptofightalongwithoutmeansorprofession,withcertaindefeatbeforehim,andIknewyouwouldn’t,forhisfather’ssakeifnotforhisown。"
"Forhisdeadfather’ssake,Icouldn’t,Iknow;forpoorPercy——
butyouknowwhatPercywastome。Butmind——TomisnottoknowofthisunlessIfalltonight。"
"Iunderstand。I’llkeepthesecret。"
Thejudgeputthewillaway,andthetwostartedforthebattleground。
InanotherminutethewillwasinTom’shands。
Hismiseryvanished,hisfeelingsunderwentatremendousrevulsion。
Heputthewillcarefullybackinitsplace,andspreadhismouthandswunghishatonce,twice,threetimesaroundhishead,inimitationofthreerousinghuzzahs,nosoundissuingfromhislips。
Hefelltocommuningwithhimselfexcitedlyandjoyously,buteverynowandthenheletoffanothervolleyofdumbhurrahs。
Hesaidtohimself:"I’vegotthefortuneagain,butI’llnotletonthatIknowaboutit。AndthistimeI’mgongtohangontoit。
Itakenomorerisks。I’llgamblenomore,I’lldrinknomore,because——well,becauseI’llnotgowherethereisanyofthatsortofthinggoingon,again。It’sthesureway,andtheonlysureway;
Imighthavethoughtofthatsooner——well,yes,ifIhadwantedto。
Butnow——dearme,I’vehadascarethistime,andI’lltakenomorechances。Notasinglechancemore。Land!IpersuadedmyselfthiseveningthatIcouldfetchhimaroundwithoutanygreatamountofeffort,butI’vebeengettingmoreandmoreheavyheartedanddoubtfulstraightalong,eversince。Ifhetellsmeaboutthisthing,allright;butifhedoesn’t,Isha’n’tleton。I——well,I’dliketotellPudd’nheadWilson,but——no,I’llthinkaboutthat;perhapsIwon’t。"
Hewhirledoffanotherdeadhuzzah,andsaid,"I’mreformed,andthistimeI’llstayso,sure!"
Hewasabouttoclosewithafinalgrandsilentdemonstration,whenhesuddenlyrecollectedthatWilsonhadputitoutofhispowertopawnorselltheIndianknife,andthathewasoncemoreinawfulperilofexposurebyhiscreditorsforthatreason。
Hisjoycollapsedutterly,andheturnedawayandmopedtowardthedoormoaningandlamentingoverthebitternessofhisluck。
Hedraggedhimselfupstairs,andbroodedinhisroomalongtime,disconsolateandforlorn,withLuigi’sIndianknifeforatext。
Atlasthesighedandsaid:
"WhenIsupposedthesestoneswereglassandthisivorybone,thethinghadn’tanyinterestformebecauseithadn’tanyvalue,andcouldn’thelpmeoutofmytrouble。Butnow——why,nowitisfullofinterest;yes,andofasorttobreakabody’sheart。
It’sabagofgoldthathasturnedtodirtandashesinmyhands。
Itcouldsaveme,andsavemesoeasily,andyetI’vegottogotoruin。
It’slikedrowningwithalifepreserverinmyreach。Allthehardluckcomestome,andallthegoodluckgoestootherpeople——
Pudd’nheadWilson,forinstance;evenhiscareerhasgotasortofalittlestartatlast,andwhathashedonetodeserveit,Ishouldliketoknow?Yes,hehasopenedhisownroad,butheisn’tcontentwiththat,butmustblockmine。
It’sasordid,selfishworld,andIwishIwasoutofit。"
Heallowedthelightofthecandletoplayuponthejewelsofthesheath,buttheflashingsandsparklingshadnocharmforhiseye;
theywereonlyjustsomanypangstohisheart。"ImustnotsayanythingtoRoxyaboutthisthing,"hesaid。"Sheistoodaring。
Shewouldbefordiggingthesestonesoutandsellingthem,andthen——
why,shewouldbearrestedandthestonestraced,andthen——"
Thethoughtmadehimquake,andhehidtheknifeaway,tremblingalloverandglancingfurtivelyabout,likeacriminalwhofanciesthattheaccuserisalreadyathand。
Shouldhetrytosleep?Oh,no,sleepwasnotforhim;histroublewastoohaunting,tooafflictingforthat。Hemusthavesomebodytomournwith。HewouldcarryhisdespairtoRoxy。
Hehadheardseveraldistantgunshots,butthatsortofthingwasnotuncommon,andtheyhadmadenoimpressionuponhim。
Hewentoutatthebackdoor,andturnedwestward。HepassedWilson’shouseandproceededalongthelane,andpresentlysawseveralfiguresapproachingWilson’splacethroughthevacantlots。
Theseweretheduelistsreturningfromthefight;hethoughtherecognizedthem,butashehadnodesireforwhitepeople’scompany,hestoopeddownbehindthefenceuntiltheywereoutofhisway。
Roxywasfeelingfine。Shesaid:
"Whahwasyou,child?Warn’tyouinit?"
"Inwhat?"
"Indeduel。"
"Duel?Hastherebeenaduel?"
"Co’sedeyhas。DeoleJedgehasbe’nhavin’aduelwidoneo’demtwins。"
"GreatScott!"Thenheaddedtohimself:"That’swhatmadehimremakethewill;hethoughthemightgetkilled,anditsoftenedhimtowardme。
Andthat’swhatheandHowardweresobusyabout……
Ohdear,ifthetwinhadonlykilledhim,Ishouldbeoutofmy——"
"Whatisyoumumblin’’bout,Chambers?Whahwasyou?
Didn’tyouknowdeywasgwinetobeaduel?"
"No,Ididn’t。TheoldmantriedtogetmetofightonewithCountLuigi,buthedidn’tsucceed,soIreckonheconcludedtopatchupthefamilyhonorhimself。"
Helaughedattheidea,andwentramblingonwithadetailedaccountofhistalkwiththejudge,andhowshockedandashamedthejudgewastofindthathehadacowardinhisfamily。Heglancedupatlast,andgotashockhimself。Roxana’sbosomwasheavingwithsuppressedpassion,andshewasgloweringdownuponhimwithmeasurelesscontemptwritteninherface。
"Enyourefuse’tofightamandatkickedyou,’stido’jumpin’
atdechance!Enyouain’tgotnomo’feelin’dentocomeentellme,datfetchedsichapo’lowdownorneryrabbitintodeworl’!Pah!itmakemesick!It’sdeniggerinyou,dat’swhatitis。Thirty—onepartso’youiswhite,enon’yonepartnigger,endatpo’littleonepartisyo’_soul_。
’Tain’twuthsavin’;tain’twuthtotin’outonashovelenthrowin’
endegutter。Youhasdisgracedyo’birth。Whatwouldyo’pathinko’you?It’senoughtomakehimturninhisgrave。
ThelastthreesentencesstungTomintoafury,andhesaidtohimselfthatifhisfatherwereonlyaliveandinreachofassassinationhismotherwouldsoonfindthathehadaveryclearnotionofthesizeofhisindebtednesstothatman,andwaswillingtopayitupinfull,andwoulddoittoo,evenatriskofhislife;
buthekeptthisthoughttohimself;thatwassafestinhismother’spresentstate。
"Whateverhascomeo’yo’Essexblood?Dat’swhatIcan’tunderstan’。
Enitain’ton’yjistEssexblooddat’sinyou,notbyalongsight——
’deeditain’t!Mygreat—great—great—gran’fatherenyo’
great—great—great—great—gran’fatherwasOleCap’nJohnSmith,dehighestblooddatOleVirginnyeverturnedout,en_his_
great—great—gran’mother,orsomersalongbackdah,wasPocahontasdeInjunqueen,enherhusbun’wasaniggerkingoutenAfrica——
enyithereyouis,aslinkin’outenaduelendisgracin’ourwholelinelikeaornerylowdownhound!Yes,it’sdeniggerinyou!"
Shesatdownonhercandleboxandfellintoareverie。
Tomdidnotdisturbher;hesometimeslackedprudence,butitwasnotincircumstancesofthiskind,Roxana’sstormwentgraduallydown,butitdiedhard,andevenwhenitseemedtobequitegone,itwouldnowandthenbreakoutinadistantrumble,sotospeak,intheformofmutteredejaculations。Oneofthesewas,"Ain’tniggerenoughinhimtoshowinhisfingernails,endattakesmightylittle——
yitdey’senoughtopainhissoul。"
Presentlyshemuttered。"Yassir,enoughtopaintawholethimblefulof’em。"Atlastherramblingsceasedaltogether,andhercountenancebegantoclear——awelcomesighttoTom,whohadlearnedhermoods,andknewshewasonthethresholdofgoodhumornow。
Henoticedthatfromtimetotimesheunconsciouslycarriedherfingertotheendofhernose。Helookedcloserandsaid:
"Why,Mammy,theendofyournoseisskinned。Howdidthatcome?"
ShesentoutthesortofwholeheartedpealoflaughterwhichGodhadvouchsafedinitsperfectiontononebutthehappyangelsinheavenandthebruisedandbrokenblackslaveontheearth,andsaid:
"Dadfetchdatduel,Ibe’ninitmyself。"
"Gracious!didabullettothat?"
"Yassir,youbetitdid!"
"Well,Ideclare!Why,howdidthathappen?"
"Happeneddis—away。I’uza—sett’n’herekinderdozin’indedark,en_che—bang!_goesagun,rightoutdah。Iskipsalongouttowardst’otherendo’dehousetoseewhat’sgwineon,enstopsbydeolewinderondesidetowardsPudd’nheadWilson’shousedatain’tgotnosashinit——
butdeyain’tnoneof’emgotanysashes,forasdat’sconcerned——
enIstooddahindedarkenlookout,endarinthemoonlight,rightdownunderme’uzoneo’detwinsa—cussin’——notmuch,butjista—cussin’soft——it’uzdebrownonedat’uzcussin,’
’ca’sehe’uzhitindeshoulder。EnDoctorClaypoolhe’uza—workin’athim,enPudd’nheadWilsonhe’uza—he’pin’,enoleJedgeDriscollenPemHoward’uza—standin’outyonderalittlepiecewaitin’for’emtogetreadyagin。Entrecklydeysquaredoffengivedeword,en_bang—bang_wentdepistols,endetwinhesay,’Ouch!’——hithimondehan’distime——enIheardatsamebulletgo_spat!_ag’indelogsunderdewinder;endenex’timedeyshoot,detwinsay,’Ouch!’ag’in,enIdoneittoo,’ca’sedebulletglance’
onhischeekboneenskipuphereenglance’ondesideo’dewinderenwhizrightacrostmyfaceentuckdehideoff’nmynose——
why,ifI’d’a’;be’njistainchorainchenahalffurder’twould’a’tuckdewholenoseendisfiggeredme。Here’sdebullet;
Ihuntedherup。"
"Didyoustandthereallthetime?"
"Dat’saquestiontoask,ain’tit!WhatelsewouldIdo?
DoesIgitachancetoseeadueleveryday?"
"Why,youwererightinrange!Weren’tyouafraid?"
Thewomangaveasniffofscorn。
"’Fraid!DeSmith—Pocahontasesain’t’fraido’nothin’,letalonebullets。"
"They’vegotpluckenough,Isuppose;whattheylackisjudgment。
_I_wouldn’thavestoodthere。"
"Nobody’saccusin’you!"
"Didanybodyelsegethurt?"
"Yes,weallgothit’cep’deblon’twinendedoctorendeseconds。
DeJedgedidn’tgithurt,butIhearPudd’nheadsaydebulletsnipsomeo’hisha’roff。"
"’George!"saidTomtohimself,"tocomesonearbeingoutofmytrouble,andmissitbyaninch。Ohdear,dear,hewilllivetofindmeoutandsellmetosomeniggertraderyet——yes,andhewoulddoitinaminute。"Thenhesaidaloud,inagravetone:
"Mother,weareinanawfulfix。"
Roxanacaughtherbreathwithaspasm,andsaid:
"Chile!Whatyouhitabodysosuddenfor,likedat?
What’sbe’nengoneenhappen’?"
"Well,there’sonethingIdidn’ttellyou。WhenIwouldn’tfight,hetoreupthewillagain,and——"
Roxana’sfaceturnedadeadwhite,andshesaid:
"Nowyou’s_done!_——doneforever!Dat’sdeend。Bofeunusisgwinetostarveto——"
"Waitandhearmethrough,can’tyou!Ireckonthatwhenheresolvedtofight,himself,hethoughthemightgetkilledandnothaveachancetoforgivemeanymoreinthislife,sohemadethewillagain,andI’veseenit,andit’sallright。But——"
"Oh,thankgoodness,denwe’ssafeag’in!——safe!ensowhatdidyouwanttocomehereentalksichdreadful——"
"HoldON,Itellyou,andletmefinish。TheswagIgatheredwon’thalfsquaremeup,andthefirstthingweknow,mycreditors——
well,youknowwhat’llhappen。"
Roxanadroppedherchin,andtoldhersontoleaveheralone——
shemustthinkthismatterout。Presentlyshesaidimpressively:
"Yougottogomightykeerfulnow,Itellyou!Enhere’swhatyougottodo。Hedidn’tgitkilled,enifyougiveshimdeleastreason,he’llbustdewillag’in,endat’sde_las’_time,nowyouhearme!
So——you’sgottoshowhimwhatyoukindoindenex’fewdays。
Yougottobepisongood,enlethimseeit;yougottodoeverythingdat’llmakehimb’lieveinyou,enyougottosweetenaroun’oleAuntPratt,too——she’spow’fulstrongwithdeJedge,endebes’frien’yougot。
Nex’,you’llgo’longawaytoSentLouis,endat’ll_keep_himinyo’favor。
Denyougoenmakeabargainwiddempeople。Youtell’emheain’tgwinetolivelong——endat’sdefac’,too——entell’emyou’llpay’emintrust,enbigintrust,too——tenper——whatyoucallit?"
"Tenpercentamonth?"
"Dat’sit。Denyoutakeandsellyo’truckaroun’,alittleatatime,enpaydeintrust。Howlongwillitlas’?"
"Ithinkthere’senoughtopaytheinterestfiveorsixmonths。"
"Denyou’sallright。Ifhedon’tdieinsixmonths,datdon’tmakenodiff’rence——Providence’llprovide。You’sgwinetobesafe——
ifyoubehaves。"Shebentanaustereeyeonhimandadded,"EnyouISgwinetobehave——doesyouknowdat?"
Helaughedandsaidhewasgoingtotry,anyway。Shedidnotunbend。
Shesaidgravely:
"Tryin’ain’tdething。You’sgwineto_do_it。Youain’tgwinetostealapin——’ca’seitain’tsafenomo’;enyouain’tgwineintonobadcomp’ny——notevenonce,youunderstand;enyouain’tgwinetodrinkadrop——naryasingledrop;enyouain’tgwinetogambleonesinglegamble——notone!Disain’twhatyou’sgwinetotrytodo,it’swhatyou’sgwinetoDO。EnI’lltellyouhowIknowsit。
Disishow。I’sgwinetofolleralongtoSentLouismyownself;
enyou’sgwinetocometomeeverydayo’yourlife,enI’lllookyouover;enifyoufailsinonesingleoneo’demthings——jist_one_——
ItakemyoathI’llcomestraightdowntodistownentelldeJedgeyou’saniggerenaslave——en_prove_it!"Shepausedtoletherwordssinkhome。Thensheadded,"Chambers,doesyoub’lievemewhenIsaysdat?"
Tomwassoberenoughnow。Therewasnolevityinhisvoicewhenheanswered:
"Yes,Mother,Iknow,now,thatIamreformed——andpermanently。
Permanently——andbeyondthereachofanyhumantemptation。"
"Deng’longhomeenbegin!"
CHAPTER15
TheRobberRobbedNothingsoneedsreformingasotherpeople’shabits。
——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarBehold,thefoolsaith,"Putnotallthineeggsintheonebasket"——
whichisbutamannerofsaying,"Scatteryourmoneyandyourattention";butthewisemansaith,"Putallyoureggsintheonebasketand——_watchthatbasket!_"
——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarWhatatimeofitDawson’sLandingwashaving!Allitslifeithadbeenasleep,butnowithardlygotachanceforanod,soswiftlydidbigeventsandcrashingsurprisescomealonginoneanother’swake:Fridaymorning,firstglimpseofRealNobility,alsograndreceptionatAuntPatsyCooper’s,alsogreatrobberraid;
Fridayevening,dramatickickingoftheheirofthechiefcitizeninpresenceoffourhundredpeople;Saturdaymorning,emergenceaspracticinglawyerofthelong—submergedPudd’nheadWilson;
Saturdaynight,duelbetweenchiefcitizenandtitledstranger。
Thepeopletookmoreprideintheduelthaninalltheothereventsputtogether,perhaps。Itwasaglorytotheirtowntohavesuchathinghappenthere。Intheireyestheprincipalshadreachedthesummitofhumanhonor。Everybodypaidhomagetotheirnames;
theirpraiseswereinallmouths。Eventheduelists’subordinatescameinforahandsomeshareofthepublicapprobation:
whereforePudd’nheadWilsonwassuddenlybecomeamanofconsequence。
WhenaskedtorunforthemayoraltySaturdaynight,hewasriskingdefeat,butSundaymorningfoundhimamademanandhissuccessassured。
Thetwinswereprodigiouslygreatnow;thetowntookthemtoitsbosomwithenthusiasm。Dayafterday,andnightafternight,theywentdiningandvisitingfromhousetohouse,makingfriends,enlargingandsolidifyingtheirpopularity,andcharmingandsurprisingallwiththeirmusicalprodigies,andnowandthenheighteningtheeffectswithsamplesofwhattheycoulddoinotherdirections,outoftheirstockofrareandcuriousaccomplishments。Theyweresopleasedthattheygavetheregulationthirtydays’notice,therequiredpreparationforcitizenship,andresolvedtofinishtheirdaysinthispleasantplace。Thatwastheclimax。
Thedelightedcommunityroseasonemanandapplauded;andwhenthetwinswereaskedtostandforseatsintheforthcomingaldermanicboard,andconsented,thepubliccontentmentwasroundedandcomplete。
TomDriscollwasnothappyoverthesethings;theysunkdeep,andhurtallthewaydown。Hehatedtheonetwinforkickinghim,andtheotheroneforbeingthekicker’sbrother。
Nowandthenthepeoplewonderedwhynothingwasheardoftheraider,orofthestolenknifeortheotherplunder,butnobodywasabletothrowanylightonthatmatter。Nearlyaweekhaddriftedby,andstillthethingremainedavexedmystery。
OnSundayConstableBlakeandPudd’nheadWilsonmetonthestreet,andTomDriscolljoinedthemintimetoopentheirconversationforthem。
HesaidtoBlake:"Youarenotlookingwell,Blake;youseemtobeannoyedaboutsomething。Hasanythinggonewronginthedetectivebusiness?Ibelieveyoufairlyandjustifiablyclaimtohaveaprettygoodreputationinthatline,isn’titso?"——
whichmadeBlakefeelgood,andlookit;butTomadded,"foracountrydetective"——whichmadeBlakefeeltheotherway,andnotonlylookit,butbetrayitinhisvoice。
"Yes,sir,I_have_gotareputation;andit’sasgoodasanybody’sintheprofession,too,countryornocountry。"
"Oh,Ibegpardon;Ididn’tmeananyoffense。WhatIstartedouttoaskwasonlyabouttheoldwomanthatraidedthetown——
thestoop—shoulderedoldwoman,youknow,thatyousaidyouweregoingtocatch;andIknewyouwould,too,becauseyouhavethereputationofneverboasting,and——well,you——you’vecaughttheoldwoman?"
"Damntheoldwoman!"
"Why,sho!youdon’tmeantosayyouhaven’tcaughther?"
"No,Ihaven’tcaughther。Ifanybodycouldhavecaughther,Icould;butnobodycouldn’t,Idon’tcarewhoheis。"
Iamsorry,realsorry——foryoursake;because,whenitgetsaroundthatadetectivehasexpressedhimselfconfidently,andthen——"
"Don’tyouworry,that’sall——don’tyouworry;andasforthetown,thetownneedn’tworryeither。She’smymeat——makeyourselfeasyaboutthat。I’monhertrack;I’vegotcluesthat——"
"That’sgood!NowifyoucouldgetanoldveterandetectivedownfromSt。Louistohelpyoufindoutwhatthecluesmean,andwheretheyleadto,andthen——"
"I’mplentyveteranenoughmyself,andIdon’tneedanybody’shelp。
I’llhaveherinsideofawe——insideofamonth。ThatI’llswearto!"
Tomsaidcarelessly:
"Isupposethatwillanswer——yes,thatwillanswer。ButIreckonsheisprettyold,andoldpeopledon’toftenoutlivethecautiouspaceoftheprofessionaldetectivewhenhehasgothiscluestogetherandisoutonhisstill—hunt。"
Blake’sdullfaceflushedunderthisgibe,butbeforehecouldsethisretortinorderTomhadturnedtoWilson,andwassaying,withplacidindifferenceofmannerandvoice:
"Whogotthereward,Pudd’nhead?"
Wilsonwincedslightly,andsawthathisownturnwascome。
"Whatreward?"
"Why,therewardforthethief,andtheotheronefortheknife。"
Wilsonanswered——andratheruncomfortably,tojudgebyhishesitatingfashionofdeliveringhimself:
"Well,the——well,inface,nobodyhasclaimedityet。"
Tomseemedsurprised。
"Why,isthatso?"
Wilsonshowedatrifleofirritationwhenhereplied:
"Yes,it’sso。Andwhatofit?"
"Oh,nothing。OnlyIthoughtyouhadstruckoutanewidea,andinventedaschemethatwasgoingtorevolutionizethetimewornandineffectualmethodsofthe——"Hestopped,andturnedtoBlake,whowashappynowthatanotherhadtakenhisplaceonthegridiron。
"Blake,didn’tyouunderstandhimtointimatethatitwouldn’tbenecessaryforyoutohunttheoldwomandown?"
’B’George,hesaidhe’dhavethiefandswagbothinsideofthreedays——
hedid,byhokey!andthat’sjustaboutaweekago。
Why,Isaidatthetimethatnothiefandnothief’spalwasgoingtotrytopawnorsellathingwhereheknowedthepawnbrokercouldgetbothrewardsbytakingHIMintocamp_with_theswag。
ItwastheblessedestideathateverIstruck!"
"You’dchangeyourmind,"saidWilson,withirritatedbluntness,"ifyouknewtheentireschemeinsteadofonlypartofit。"
"Well,"saidtheconstable,pensively,"Ihadtheideathatitwouldn’twork,anduptonowI’mrightanyway。"
"Verywell,then,letitstandatthat,andgiveitafurthershow。
Ithasworkedatleastaswellasyourownmethods,youperceive。"
Theconstablehadn’tanythinghandytohitbackwith,sohedischargedadiscontentedsniff,andsaidnothing。
AfterthenightthatWilsonhadpartlyrevealedhisschemeathishouse,Tomhadtriedforseveraldaystoguessoutthesecretoftherestofit,buthadfailed。ThenitoccurredtohimtogiveRoxana’ssmarterheadachanceatit。Hemadeupasupposititious0zHcase,andlaiditbeforeher。Shethoughtitover,anddeliveredherverdictuponit。Tomsaidtohimself,"She’shitit,sure!"Hethoughthewouldtestthatverdictnow,andwatchWilson’sface;sohesaidreflectively:
"Wilson,you’renotafool——afactofrecentdiscovery。