INTRODUCTION
ItisacuriousfactthatofthatclassofliteraturetowhichMunchausenbelongs,thatnamelyof/VoyagesImaginaires/,thethreegreattypesshouldhaveallbeencreatedinEngland。Utopia,RobinsonCrusoe,andGulliver,illustratingrespectivelythephilosophical,theedifying,andthesatiricaltypeoffictitioustravel,wereallwritteninEngland,andattheendoftheeighteenthcenturyafourthtype,thefantasticallymendacious,wasevolvedinthiscountry。OfthistypeMunchausenwasthemodernoriginal,andremainstheclassicalexample。Theadaptabilityofsuchaspeciesofcompositiontolocalandtopicalusesmightwellbeconsideredprejudicialtoitschancesofobtainingapermanentplaceinliterature。YetMunchausenhasundoubtedlyachievedsuchaplace。TheBaron’snotorietyisuniversal,hischaracterproverbial,andhisnameasfamiliarasthatofMr。LemuelGulliver,orRobinsonCrusoe,mariner,ofYork。
Condemnedbythelearned,likesomeothermasterpieces,asworthless,Munchausen’stravelshaveobtainedsuchaworld—widefame,thatthestoryoftheiroriginpossessesageneralandhistoricinterestapartfromwhateverofobscurityorofcuriosityitmayhavetorecommendit。
TheworkfirstappearedinLondoninthecourseoftheyear1785。Nocopyofthefirsteditionappearstobeaccessible;itseems,however,tohavebeenissuedsometimeintheautumn,andinthe/CriticalReview/forDecember1785thereisthefollowingnotice:"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia。Small8vo,IS。(Smith)。Thisisasatiricalproductioncalculatedtothrowridiculeontheboldassertionsofsomeparliamentarydeclaimers。Ifrantmaybebestfoiledatitsownweapons,theauthor’sdesignisnotill—founded;forthemarvelloushasneverbeencarriedtoamorewhimsicalandludicrousextent。"Thereviewerhadprobablyreadtheworkthroughfromonepapercovertotheother。Itwasinfacttooshorttoborethemostblaséofhiskind,consistingofbutforty—ninesmalloctavopages。Thesecondedition,whichisintheBritishMuseum,bearsthefollowingtitle;
"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia;humblydedicatedandrecommendedtocountrygentlemen,andiftheypleasetoberepeatedastheirownafterahunt,athorseraces,inwateringplaces,andothersuchpoliteassemblies;roundthebottleandfireside。Smith。PrintedatOxford。1786。"Thefactthatthislittlepamphletagainconsistsofbutforty—ninesmalloctavopages,combinedwiththesimilarityoftitle(asfarasthatofthefirsteditionisgiveninthe/CriticalReview/),publisher,andprice,affordsastrongpresumptionthatitwasidenticalwiththefirstedition。Thiseditioncontainsonlychaptersii。,iii。,iv。,v。,andvi。(pp。10—44)ofthepresentreprint。Thesechaptersarethebestinthebookandtheirsubstantialifpeculiarmeritcanhardlybedenied,butthepamphletappearstohavemetwithlittlesuccess,andearlyin1786Smithseemstohavesoldthepropertytoanotherbookseller,Kearsley。Kearsleyhaditenlarged,butnot,weareexpresslyinformed,intheprefacetotheseventhedition,bythehandoftheoriginalauthor(whohappenedtobeinCornwallatthetime)。
Healsohaditillustratedandbroughtitoutinthesameyearinbookformattheenhancedpriceoftwoshillings,underthetitle:
"GulliverReviv’d:TheSingularTravels,Campaigns,VoyagesandSportingAdventuresofBaronMunnikhousoncommonlypronouncedMunchausen;asherelatesthemoverabottlewhensurroundedbyhisfriends。AneweditionconsiderablyenlargedwithviewsfromtheBaron’sdrawings。London。1786。"Awell—informed/CriticalReviewer/
wouldhaveamendedthetitlethus:"Lucianreviv’d:orGulliverBeatwithhisownBow。"
Foureditionsnowsucceededeachotherwithrapidityandwithoutmodification。AGermantranslationappearedin1786withtheimprintLondon:itwas,however,inrealityprintedbyDieterichatG?ttingen。
Itwasafreerenderingofthefifthedition,theprefacebeingaclumsycombinationofthatprefixedtotheoriginaleditionwiththatwhichKearsleyhadaddedtothethird。
Thefifthedition(whichis,withtheexceptionoftriflingdifferencesonthetitle—page,identicalwiththethird,fourth,andsixth)isalsothatwhichhasbeenfollowedinthepresentreprintdowntotheconclusionofchaptertwenty,whereitendswiththewords"thegreatquadrangle。"ThesupplementtreatingofMunchausen’sextraordinaryflightonthebackofaneagleoverFrancetoGibraltar,SouthandNorthAmerica,thePolarRegions,andbacktoEnglandisderivedfromtheseventheditionof1793,whichhasanewsub—title:——
"Gulliverreviv’d,ortheViceofLyingproperlyexposed。"Theprefacetothisenlargededitionalsoinformsthereaderthatthelastfoureditionshadmetwithextraordinarysuccess,andthatthesupplementarychapters,all,thatis,withtheexceptionofchaptersii。,iii。,iv。,v。,andvi。,whichareascribedtoBaronMunchausenhimself,weretheproductionofanotherpen,written,however,intheBaron’smanner。Tothesameingeniouspersonthepublicwasindebtedfortheengravingswithwhichthebookwasembellished。TheseventhwasthelasteditionbywhichtheclassictextofMunchausenwasseriouslymodified。Evenbeforethisimportantconsummationhadbeenarrivedat,asequel,whichwaswithinafractionaslongastheoriginalwork(itoccupiespp。163—299ofthisvolume),hadappearedunderthetitle,"ASequeltotheAdventuresofBaronMunchausen……HumblydedicatedtoMr。BrucetheAbyssiniantraveller,astheBaronconceivesthatitmaybesomeservicetohim,previoustohismakinganotherjourneyintoAbyssinia。ButifthisadvicedoesnotdelightMr。Bruce,theBaroniswillingtofighthimonanytermshepleases。"Thisworkwasissuedseparately。London,1792,8vo。
Suchisthehistoryofthebookduringthefirsteightorconstructiveyearsofitsexistence,beyondwhichitisnecessarytotraceit,untilatleastwehavetoucheduponthelong—vexedquestionofitsauthorship。
Munchausen’stravelshaveinfactbeenascribedtoasmanydifferenthandsasthoseofOdysseus。But(asinmostotherrespects)itdiffersfromthemoreancientfabulousnarrativeinthatitsauthorshiphasbeenthesubjectofbutlittlecontroversy。Manypeoplehaveentertainederroneousnotionsastoitsauthorship,whichtheyhavecirculatedwithcompleteassurance;buttheyhavenotfeltitincumbentuponthemtosupporttheirownviewsortocombatthoseofotherpeople。Ithas,moreover,beenfrequentlystatedwithequalconfidenceandinaccuracythattheauthorshiphasneverbeensettled。
AnearlyandpersistentversionofthegenesisofthetravelswasthattheytooktheiroriginfromtherivalryinfabuloustalesofthreeaccomplishedstudentsatG?ttingenUniversity,Bürger,K?stner,andLichtenberg;anotherranthatGottfriedAugustBürger,theGermanpoetandauthorof"Lenore,"hadatalaterstageofhiscareermetBaronMunchauseninPyrmontandtakendownthestoriesfromhisownlips。
PercyinhisanecdotesattributestheTravelstoacertainMr。M。
(MunchausenalsobeganwithanM。)whowasimprisonedatParisduringtheReignofTerror。Southeyinhis"Omniana"conjectured,fromthecoincidencesbetweentwoofthetalesandtwoinaPortugueseperiodicalpublishedin1730,thattheEnglishfictionsmusthavebeenderivedfromthePortuguese。WilliamWestthebooksellerandnumerousfollowershavestatedthatMunchausenoweditsfirstorigintoBruce’sTravels,andwaswrittenforthepurposeofburlesquingthatunfairlytreatedwork。PiererboldlystatedthatitwasasuccessfulanonymoussatireupontheEnglishgovernmentoftheday,whileMeuselwithequaltemerityaffirmedinhis"Lexikon"thatthebookwasatranslationofthe"well—knownMunchausenlies"executedfroma(non—existent)GermanoriginalbyRudolphErichRaspe。Awriterinthe/Gentleman’sMagazine/for1856callsthebookthejointproductionofBürgerandRaspe。
Ofalltheconjectures,ofwhichthesearebutaselection,themostaccuratefromaGermanpointofviewisthatthebookwastheworkofBürger,whowasthefirsttodresstheTravelsinaGermangarb,andwasforalongtimealmostuniversallycreditedwiththesoleproprietorship。Bürgerhimselfappearsneithertohaveclaimednordisclaimedthedistinction。Thereis,however,nodoubtwhateverthatthebookfirstappearedinEnglishin1785,andthatBürger’sGermanversiondidnotseethelightuntil1786。ThefirstGermanedition(thoughinrealityprintedatG?ttingen)boretheimprintLondon,andwasstatedtobederivedfromanEnglishsource;butthiswas,reasonablyenough,heldtobemerelyameasureofprecautionincasetheactualBaronMunchausen(whowasawell—knownpersonageinG?ttingen)shouldbestupidenoughtofeelaggrievedatbeingmadethebuttofagrosscaricature。Inthiswaythediscrepancyofdatesmentionedabovemighteasilyhavebeenobscured,andBürgermightstillhavebeencreditedwithaworkwhichhasprovedabetterprotectionagainstoblivionthan"Lenore,"haditnotbeenfortheofficioussensitivenessofhisself—appointedbiographer,KarlvonReinhard。Reinhard,inananswertoanattackmadeuponhisheroforbringingoutMunchausenasapot—boilerinGermanandEnglishsimultaneously,definitelystatedinthe/BerlinGesellschafters/ofNovember1824,thattherealauthoroftheoriginalworkwasthatdisreputablegenius,RudolphErichRaspe,andthattheGermanworkwasmerelyafreetranslationmadebyBürgerfromthefiftheditionoftheEnglishwork。Bürger,hestated,waswellawareof,butwastoohigh—
mindedtodisclosetherealauthorship。
TakingReinhard’ssolemnasseverationinconjunctionwiththeascertainedfactsofRaspe’scareer,hisundoubtedacquaintancewiththeBaronMunchausenofreallifeandthefirstappearanceoftheworkin1785,whenRaspewascertainlyinEngland,thereseemstobelittledifficultyinacceptinghisauthorshipasapositivefact。Thereisnodifficultywhatever,increditingRaspewithasufficientmasteryofEnglishidiomtohavewrittenthebookwithoutassistance,forasearlyasJanuary1780(sincewhichdateRaspehadresideduninterruptedlyinthiscountry)WalpolewrotetohisfriendMasonthat"RaspewritesEnglishmuchaboveillandspeaksitasreadilyasFrench,"andshortlyafterwardsheremarkedthathewroteEnglish"surprisinglywell。"Inthenextyear,1781,Raspe’sabsolutecommandofthetwolanguagesencouragedhimtopublishtwomoderatelygoodprose—translations,oneofLessing’s"NathantheWise,"andtheotherofZachariae’sMock—heroic,"TabbyinElysium。"Theerraticcharacterofthepunctuationmaybesaid,withperfectimpartiality,tobetheonlydistinguishingfeatureofthestyleoftheoriginaleditionof"Munchausen。"
Curiousasisthislonghistoryofliterarymisappropriation,thechequeredcareeroftherightfulauthor,RudolphErichRaspe,offersachapterinbiographywhichhasquiteasmanypointsofsingularity。
BorninHanoverin1737,RaspestudiedattheUniversitiesofG?ttingenandLeipsic。Heisstatedalsotohaverenderedsomeassistancetoayoungnoblemaninsowinghiswildoats,asequeltohisuniversitycoursewhichmaypossiblyhelptoexplainhissubsequentaberrations。Theconnectioncannothavelastedlong,asin1762,havingalreadyobtainedreputationasastudentofnaturalhistoryandantiquities,heobtainedapostasoneoftheclerksintheUniversityLibraryatHanover。
NolaterthanthefollowingyearcontributionswritteninelegantLatinaretobefoundattachedtohisnameintheLeipsic/NovaActaEruditorum/。In1764healludedgracefullytotheconnectionbetweenHanoverandEnglandinapieceuponthebirthdayofQueenCharlotte,andhavingbeenpromotedsecretaryoftheUniversityLibraryatG?ttingen,theyoungsavantcommencedatranslationofLeibniz’sphilosophicalworkswhichwasissuedinLatinandFrenchaftertheoriginalMSS。intheRoyalLibraryatHanover,withaprefacebyRaspe’soldcollegefriendK?stner(G?ttingen,1765)。Atonceacourtier,anantiquary,andaphilosopher,Raspenextsoughttodisplayhisvocationforpoliteletters,bypublishinganambitiousallegoricalpoemoftheageofchivalry,entitled"HerminandGunilde,"whichwasnotonlyexceedinglywellreviewed,butreceivedthehonourofaparodyentitled"HarlequinandColumbine。"HealsowrotetranslationsofseveralofthepoemsofOssian,andadisquisitionupontheirgenuineness;andthenwithbetterinspirationhewroteaconsiderabletreatiseon"Percy’sReliquesofAncientPoetry,"withmetricaltranslations,beingthusthefirsttocalltheattentionofGermanytotheseadmirablepoems,whichwereafterwardssosuccessfullyransackedbyBürger,Herder,andotherearlyGermanromanticists。
In1767RaspewasagainadvancedbybeingappointedProfessorattheCollegiumCarolinuminCassel,andkeeperofthelandgraveofHesse’srichandcuriouscollectionofantiquegemsandmedals。HewasshortlyafterwardsappointedLibrarianinthesamecity,andin1771hemarried。Hecontinuedwritingonnaturalhistory,mineralogy,andarch?ology,andin1769apaperinthe59thvolumeofthePhilosophicalTransactions,onthebonesandteethofelephantsandotheranimalsfoundinNorthAmericaandvariousborealregionsoftheworld,procuredhiselectionasanhonorarymemberoftheRoyalSocietyofLondon。Hisconclusioninthispaperthatlargeelephantsormammothsmusthavepreviouslyexistedinborealregionshas,ofcourse,beenabundantlyjustifiedbylaterinvestigations。WhenitisaddedthatRaspeduringthispartofhislifealsowrotepapersonlithographyanduponmusicalinstruments,andtranslatedAlgarotti’sTreatiseon"Architecture,Painting,andOperaMusic,"enoughwillhavebeensaidtomakemanifesthisveryremarkableandsomewhatprolixversatility。In1773hemadeatourinWestphaliainquestofMSS。,andonhisreturn,bywayofcompletinghiseducation,heturnedjournalist,andcommencedaperiodicalcalledthe/CasselSpectator/,withMauvillonashisco—editor。In1775hewastravellinginItalyonacommissiontocollectarticlesofvertuforthelandgrave,anditwasapparentlysoonafterhisreturnthathebeganappropriatingtohisownusevaluablecoinsabstractedfromthecabinetsentrustedtohiscare。Hehadnodifficultyinfindingamarketfortheantiqueswhichhewishedtodisposeof,andwhich,ithasbeencharitablysuggested,hehadeveryintentionofreplacingwheneveropportunityshouldserve。Hisconsequentprocedurewas,itistrue,scarcelythatofahardenedcriminal。HavingobtainedthepermissionofthelandgravetovisitBerlin,hesentthekeysofhiscabinetbacktotheauthoritiesatCassel——anddisappeared。Histhefts,totheamountoftwothousandrixdollars,werepromptlydiscovered,andadvertisementswereissuedforthearrestoftheCouncillorRaspe,describedwithoutsuspicionofflatteryasalong—facedman,withsmalleyes,crookednose,redhairunderastumpyperiwig,andajerkygait。Thenecessitiesthatpromptedhimtocommitafelonyarepossiblyindicatedbytheadditionthatheusuallyappearedinascarletdressembroideredwithgold,butsometimesinblack,blue,orgreyclothes。
HewasseizedwhenhehadgotnofartherthanKlausthal,intheHartzmountains,buthelostnotimeinescapingfromtheclutchesofthepolice,andmadehiswaytoEngland。Heneveragainsetfootonthecontinent。
HewasalreadyanexcellentEnglishscholar,sothatwhenhereachedLondonitwasnotunnaturalthatheshouldlooktoauthorshipforsupport。Withoutlossoftime,hepublishedinLondonin1776avolumeonsomeGermanVolcanoesandtheirproductions;in1777hetranslatedthethenhighlyesteemedmineralogicaltravelsofFerberinItalyandHungary。In1780wehaveaninterestingaccountofhimfromHoraceWalpole,whowrotetohisfriend,theRev。WilliamMason:"ThereisaDutchs?avantcomeoverwhoisauthorofseveralpiecessolearnedthatIdonotevenknowtheirtitles:buthehasmadeadiscoveryinmywaywhichyoumaybesureIbelieve,foritproveswhatIexpectedandhintedinmy’AnecdotesofPainting,’thattheuseofoilcolourswasknownlongbeforeVanEyck。"Raspe,hewentontosay,haddiscoveredaMS。ofTheophilus,aGermanmonkinthefourthcentury,whogavereceiptsforpreparingthecolours,andhadtherebyconvictedVasarioferror。"Raspeispoor,andIshalltryandgetsubscriptionstoenablehimtoprinthiswork,whichissensible,clear,andunpretending。"Threemonthslateritwas,"PoorRaspeisarrestedbyhis/tailor/。Ihavesenthimalittlemoney,andhehopestorecoverhisliberty,butIquestionwhetherhewillbeabletostruggleonhere。"His"EssayontheOriginofOilPainting"wasactuallypublishedthroughWalpole’sgoodserviceinApril1781。HeseemstohavehadplansofgoingtoAmericaandofexcavatingantiquitiesinEgypt,wherehemighthavedonegoodservice,butthebadnamethathehadearneddoggedhimtoLondon。TheRoyalSocietystruckhimoffitsrolls,andinrevengeheissaidtohavethreatenedtopublishatravestyoftheirtransactions。Hewasdoubtlessoftenhardputtoitforaliving,butthevarietyofhisattainmentsservedhimingoodstead。Hepossessedorgainedsomereputationasaminingexpert,andmakinghiswaydownintoCornwall,heseemsforsomeyearssubsequentto1782tohavebeenassay—masterandstorekeeperofsomeminesatDolcoath。WhilestillatDolcoath,itisveryprobablethatheputtogetherthelittlepamphletwhichappearedinLondonatthecloseof1785,withthetitle"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia,"andhavinggivenhis/jeud’esprit/
totheworld,andpossiblyearnedafewguineasbyit,itisnotlikelythathegavemuchfurtherthoughttothematter。Inthecourseof1785or1786,heentereduponataskofmuchgreatermagnitudeandimmediateimportance,namely,adescriptivecatalogueoftheCollectionofPastesandImpressionsfromAncientandModernGems,formedbyJamesTassie,theeminentconnoisseur。TassieengagedRaspein1785totakechargeofhiscabinets,andtocommencedescribingtheircontents:hecanhardlyhavebeenignorantofhisemployé’sdelinquenciesinthepast,butheprobablyestimatedthatmerecastsofgemswouldnotoffersufficienttemptationtoamanofRaspe’seclectictastestomaketheexperimentadangerousone。Earlyin1786,Raspeproducedabriefbutwell—executedconspectusofthearrangementandclassificationofthecollection,andthiswasfollowedin1791by"ADescriptiveCatalogue,"inwhichoverfifteenthousandcastsofancientandmodernengravedgems,cameos,andintagliosfromthemostrenownedcabinetsinEuropewereenumeratedanddescribedinFrenchandEnglish。Thetwoquartovolumesareamonumentofpatientandhighlyskilledindustry,andtheystillfetchhighprices。TheelaborateintroductionprefixedtotheworkwasdatedfromEdinburgh,April16,1790。
Thislaborioustaskcompleted,Raspelostnotimeinapplyinghimselfwithrenewedenergytomineralogicalwork。Itwasannouncedinthe/ScotsMagazine/forOctober1791thathehaddiscoveredintheextremenorthofScotland,wherehehadbeeninvitedtosearchforminerals,copper,lead,iron,manganese,andothervaluableproductsofasimilarcharacter。FromSutherlandhebroughtspecimensofthefinestclay,andreportedafineveinofheavysparand"everysymptomofcoal。"ButinCaithnesslaytheloadstonewhichhadbroughtRaspetoScotland。ThiswasnootherthanSirJohnSinclairofUlbster,abenevolentgentlemanofaningeniousandinquiringdisposition,whowasanxioustoexploitthesupposedmineralwealthofhisbarrenScottishpossessions。WithhimRaspetookuphisabodeforaconsiderabletimeathisspray—beatencastleonthePentlandFirth,andthereisatradition,amongmembersofthefamily,ofSirJohn’sunfailingappreciationofthewideintelligenceandfacetioushumourofRaspe’sconversation。SinclairhadsomeyearspreviouslydiscoveredasmallveinofyellowmundickonthemoorofSkinnet,fourmilesfromThurso。TheCornishminersheconsultedtoldhimthatthemundickwasitselfofnovalue,butagoodsignoftheproximityofothervaluableminerals。Mundick,saidthey,wasagoodhorseman,andalwaysrodeonagoodload。HenowemployedRaspetoexaminetheground,notdesigningtomineithimself,buttoletitouttoothercapitalistsinreturnforaroyalty,shouldtheinvestigationjustifyhishopes。
ThenecessaryfundswereputatRaspe’sdisposal,andmassesofbright,heavymaterialwerebroughttoThursoCastleasaforetasteofwhatwascoming。Butwhenthetimecameforthefruitionofthisgoldenpromise,Raspedisappeared,andsubsequentinquiriesrevealedthedeplorablefactthattheseopulentoreshadbeencarefullyimportedbytheminingexpertfromCornwall,andplantedintheplaceswheretheywerefound。SirWalterScottmusthavehadtheincident(thoughnotRaspe)inhismindwhenhecreatedtheDousterswivelofhis"Antiquary。"AsforRaspe,hebetookhimselftoaremotepartoftheUnitedKingdom,andhadcommencedsomeminingoperationsincountryDonegal,whenhewascarriedoffbyscarletfeveratMuckrossin1794。SuchinbriefoutlinewasthecareerofRudolphErichRaspe,scholar,swindler,andundoubtedcreatorofBaronMunchausen。
ThemeritofMunchausen,astheadultreaderwillreadilyperceive,doesnotresideinitsliterarystyle,forRaspeisnoexceptiontotherulethatamanneverhasastyleworthyofthenameinalanguagethathedidnotprattlein。ButitisequallyobviousthattherealandoriginalMunchausen,asRaspeconceivedanddoubtlessintendedatonetimetodevelophim,wasadelightfulpersonagewhomitwouldbetheheightofabsurditytodesignateamereliar。Unfortunatelythetaskwastakenoutofhishandandagoodcharacterspoiled,likemanyanother,bymeresequel—mongers。Raspewasanimpudentscoundrel,andfortunatelyso;hisimpudencerelievesusofanydifficultyinresolvingthequestion,——towhom(ifanyone)didheowetheoriginalconceptionofthecharacterwhosefameisnowsouniversal。
WhenRaspewasresidentinG?ttingenheobtained,inallprobabilitythroughGerlachAdolphvonMunchausen,thegreatpatronofartsandlettersandofG?ttingenUniversity,anintroductiontoHieronynimusKarlFriedrichvonMunchausen,atwhosehospitablemansionatBodenwerderhebecameanoccasionalvisitor。Hieronynimus,whowasbornatBodenwerderonMay11,1720,wasacadetofwhatwasknownastheblacklineofthehouseofRintelnBodenwerder,andinhisyouthservedasapageintheserviceofPrinceAntonUlrichofBrunswick。
Whenquiteastriplingheobtainedacornetcyinthe"BrunswickRegiment"intheRussianservice,andonNovember27,1740,hewascreatedalieutenantbyletterspatentoftheEmpressAnna,andservedtwoarduouscampaignsagainsttheTurksduringthefollowingyears。In1750hewaspromotedtobeacaptainofcuirassiersbytheEmpressElizabeth,andabout1760heretiredfromtheRussianservicetoliveuponhispatrimonialestateatBodenwerderinthecongenialsocietyofhiswifeandhisparagonamonghuntsmen,R?semeyer,forwhoseparticularbenefithemaintainedafinepackofhounds。Hekeptopenhouse,andlovedtodiverthisguestswithstories,notinthebraggartveinofDugaldDalgetty,butsoembellishedwithpalpablyextravagantliesastocrackwithahumourthatwasalltheirown。ThemannerhasbeenappropriatedbyArtemusWardandMarkTwain,butitwasinventedbyMunchausen。Nowthestoriesmainlyrelatetosportingadventures,andithasbeenassertedbyonecontemporaryofthebaronthatMunchausencontractedthehabitofdrawingsuchalong—bowasameasureofself—defenceagainsthisinvaluablebutloquacioushenchman,theworthyR?semeyer。Butitismoreprobable,asishintedinthefirstpreface,thatMunchausen,beingashrewdman,foundthepracticeasovereignspecificagainstboresandallotherkindsofseriousorirrelevantpeople,whileitnaturallyendearedhimtothefriendsofwhomhehadnosmallnumber。
Hetoldhisstorieswithimperturbable/sangfroid/,inadrymanner,andwithperfectnaturalnessandsimplicity。Hespokeasamanoftheworld,withoutcircumlocution;hisadventureswerenumerousandperhapssingular,butonlysuchasmighthavebeenexpectedtohappentoamanofsomuchexperience。Asmilenevertraversedhisfaceasherelatedtheleastcredibleofhistales,whichthelessintimateofhisacquaintancebeganintimetothinkhemeanttobetakenseriously。Inshort,sostrangelyentertainingwerebothmannerandmatterofhisnarratives,that"Munchausen’sStories"becameaby—wordamongahostofappreciativeacquaintance。AmongthesewasRaspe,whoyearsafterwards,whenhewasstarvinginLondon,bethoughthimselfoftheincomparablebaron。Hehalfrememberedsomeofhissportingstories,andsupplementedthesebygleaningsfromhisowncommonplacebook。Theresultisacuriousmedley,whichtestifiesclearlytolearningandwit,andalsototheturningoverofmustyoldbooksof/faceti?/writteninexecrableLatin。
ThestoryoftheBaron’shorsebeingcutintwobythedescendingportcullisofabesiegedtown,andthehorseman’sinnocenceofthefactuntil,uponreachingafountaininthemidstofthecity,theinsatiatethirstoftheanimalbetrayedhisdeficiencyinhindquarters,wasprobablyderivedbyRaspefromthe/Faceti?
Bebelian?/ofHeinrichBebel,firstpublishedatStrassburghin1508。
Thereitisgivenasfollows:"DeInsigniMendacio。Faberclaviculariusquemsuperiusfabrummendaciorumdixi,narravitsetemporebelli,credenssuossesubsecuturosequitandoadcujusdamoppidiportaspenetrasse:etcumadportasvenissetcataractamturredemissam,equumsuumpostephippiumdiscidisse,dimidiatumquereliquisse,atquesemediaparteequiadforumusqueoppidiequitasse,etcaedemnonmodicamperegisse。Sedcumretrocederevelletmultitudinehostiumobrutus,tumdemumequumcecidissesequecaptumfuisse。"
ThedrinkingatthefountainwasprobablyanembellishmentofRaspe’sown。ManyofBebel’sjestswererepeatedinJ。P。Lange’s/Delici?Academic?/(Heilbronn,1665),asectionofwhichwasexpresslydevotedto"MendaciaRidicula";buttheyarnitselfisprobablymucholderthaneither。Similarly,thequaintlegendofthethawingofthehornwastoldbyCastiglioneinhis/Cortegiano/,firstpublishedin1528。ThisishowCastiglionetellsit:AmerchantofLuccahadtravelledtoPolandinordertobuyfurs;butastherewasatthattimeawarwithMuscovy,fromwhichcountrythefurswereprocured,theLucchesemerchantwasdirectedtotheconfinesofthetwocountries。OnreachingtheBorysthenes,whichdividedPolandandMuscovy,hefoundthattheMuscovitetradersremainedontheirownsideoftheriverfromdistrust,onaccountofthestateofhostilities。TheMuscovites,desirousofbeingheardacrosstheriverannouncedthepricesoftheirfursinaloudvoice;butthecoldwassointensethattheirwordswerefrozenintheairbeforetheycouldreachtheoppositeside。HereuponthePoleslightedafireinthemiddleoftheriver,whichwasfrozenintoasolidmass;andinthecourseofanhourthewordswhichhadbeenfrozenupweremelted,andfellgentlyuponthefurtherbank,althoughtheMuscovitetradershadalreadygoneaway。Thepricesdemandedwere,however,sohighthattheLucchesemerchantreturnedwithoutmakinganypurchase。A
similarideaisutilisedbyRabelaisin/Pantagruel/,andbySteeleinoneofhis/Tatlers/。Thestoryofthecherrytreegrowingoutofthestag’shead,again,isgiveninLange’sbook,andthefactthatallthreetalesareofgreatantiquityisprovedbytheappearanceofcounterpartstotheminLadyGuest’seditionofthe/Mabinogion/。Agreatnumberof/nug?canor?/ofaperfectlysimilartypearenarratedinthesixteenthcentury"TravelsoftheFinkenritter"attributedtoLorenzvonLauterbach。
Tohumorouswaifsofthisdescription,withoutfixedoriginorbirthplace,didRaspegiveaclassicalsettingamongstembroideredversionsofthebaron’ssportingjokes。TheunscrupulousmannerinwhichheaffixedMunchausen’sownnametothecompleted/jeud’esprit/
is,ethicallyspeaking,theleastpardonableofhiscrimes;forwhenRaspe’slittlebookwasfirsttransformedandenlarged,andthentranslatedintoGerman,thegenialoldbaronfoundhimselfthevictimofanunmercifulcaricature,andwithoutaragofconcealment。ItisconsequentlynotsurprisingtohearthathebecamesouredandreticentbeforehisdeathatBodenwerderin1797。
Strangershadalreadybeguntocomedowntotheplaceinthehopeofgettingaglimpseoftheeccentricnobleman,andfoolishstoriesweretoldofhisthunderingouthislieswithapoplecticvisage,hiseyesstartingoutofhishead,andperspirationbeadinghisforehead。Thefountainofhisreminiscenceswasinrealityquitedriedup,anditmustbeadmittedthatthisexcellentoldmanhadonlytoogoodreasontoconsiderhimselfaninjuredperson。
Inthisway,then,cametobewrittenthefirstdelightfulchaptersofBaronMunchausen’s"NarrativeofhisTravelsandCampaignsinRussia。"
Itwasnotprimarilyintendedasasatire,norwasitspeciallydesignedtotakeoftheextravagantflightsofcontemporarytravellers。Itwasratheraliteraryfrivolity,thrownoffatoneeffortbyatatterdemaliongeniusinsoreneedofafewguineas。
Theremainderofthebookisamelancholyexampleofthefallacyofenlargementsandofsequels。NeitherRaspenorthebaroncanbeseriouslyheldresponsibleforasinglewordofit。Itmusthavebeenwrittenbyabookseller’shack,whomitisnowquiteimpossibletoidentify,butwhowasevidentlyofnativeorigin;andthebookisacharacteristicallyEnglishproduct,fullofpersonalandpoliticalsatire,withjustatwangofedification。Thefirstcontinuation(chaptersoneandseven,totwenty,inclusive),whichwassuppliedwiththethirdedition,ismerelyamodern/rechauffé/,with"uptodate"allusions,ofLucian’s/VeraHistoria/。PrototypesofthemajorityofthestoriesmayeitherbefoundinLucianorinthetwentyvolumesof/VoyagesImaginaires/,publishedatParisin1787。Incase,however,anyreadershouldbescepticalastotheaccuracyofthisstatementhewillhavenoverygreatdifficultyinsupposing,asDr。
JohnsonsupposedofOssian,thatanybodycouldwriteagreatamountofsuchstuffifhewouldonlyconsenttoabandonhismindtothetask。
WiththesupplementarychapterscommencetopicalallusionstotherecentlyissuedmemoirsofBarondeTott,anenterprisingFrenchmanwhohadservedtheGreatTurkagainsttheRussiansintheCrimea(anEnglishtranslationofhisbookhadappearedin1785)。Thesatireuponthisgallantsoldier’sveracityappearstobequiteundeserved,thoughonecanhardlyreadportionsofhisadventureswithoutbeingforciblyremindedoftheBaron’slaconicstyle。ItisneedlesstoaddthattheamazingaccountofDeTott’soriginisgrosslylibellous。Theamountofpublicinterestexcitedbythe?ronauticalexploitsofMontgolfierandBlanchardwasalsoplayfullysatirised。TheirfirstimitatorinEngland,VincenzoLunardi,hadmadeasuccessfulascentfromMoorfieldsasrecentlyas1784,whileinthefollowingyearBlanchardcrossedthechannelinaballoonandearnedthesobriquet/DonQuixotedelaManche/。Hisgrotesqueappropriationofthemotto"/Sicituradastra/"madehim,atleast,afitobjectforMunchausen’sgibes。IntheBaron’svisittoGibraltarwehaveevidencethattheanonymouswriter,incommonwiththerestofthereadingpublic,hadbeenstudyingJohnDrinkwater’s"HistoryoftheSiegeofGibraltar"
(completedin1783),whichhadwithextremerapidityestablisheditsreputationasamilitaryclassic。Similarly,inthePolaradventures,the"VoyagetowardstheNorthPole,"1774,ofConstantineJohnPhipps,afterwardsLordMulgrave,isgentlyridiculed,andsoalsosomeincidentsfromPatrickBrydone’s"TourthroughSicilyandMalta"
(1773),are,fornoobviousreason,contemptuouslydraggedin。Theexploitationofabsurdandlibellouschap—booklivesofPopeClementXIV。,thefamousGanganelli,canonlybedescribedasalowbidforvulgarapplause。AFrenchtranslationofBaronFriedrichvonTrenck’scelebratedMemoirsappearedatMetzin1787,anditwouldcertainlyseemthatinoverlookingthemthecompilerofMunchausenwasguiltyofagraveomission。Hemay,however,haveregardedTrenck’sadventureslessasmaterialforridiculethanasaseriesof/hableries/whichthreatenedtorivalhisown。
TheSeventhEdition,publishedin1793,withthesupplement(pp。142—
161),was,withtheabominableproclivitytoedificationwhichmarkedthepublisheroftheperiod(thatof"GoodyTwo—Shoes"and"SandfordandMerton"),styled"GulliverReviv’d:/ortheViceofLyingProperlyExposed/。"Thepreviousyearhadwitnessedthefirstappearanceofthesequel,ofwhichthefulltitlehasalreadybeengiven,"withtwentycapitalcopperplates,includingthebaron’sportrait。"ThemeritofMunchausenasamouthpieceforridiculingtraveller’stall—talk,orindeedanythingthatshockedtheincredulityoftheage,wasbythistimewidelyrecognised。AndhencewithsomelittleingenuitythepopularcharacterwaspressedintotheserviceofthevulgarclamouragainstJamesBruce,whose"TravelstoDiscovertheSourcesoftheNile"hadappearedin1790。InparticularBruce’sdescriptionoftheAbyssiniancustomoffeedingupon"livebullsandkava"provokedachorusofincredulity。ThetravellerwasridiculeduponthestageasMacfable,andinacloudofephemeralproductions;noristhefollowingallusioninPeterPindarobscure:——
"NorhaveIbeenwheremen(whatlossalas!)
Killhalfacow,thensendtheresttograss。"
ThewayinwhichBruceresentedthepopularscepticismisillustratedbythefollowinganecdotetoldbySirFrancisHead,hisbiographer。A
gentlemanonceobserved,atacountryhousewhereBrucewasstaying,thatitwasnotpossiblethatthenativesofAbyssiniacouldeatrawmeat!"Brucesaidnotaword,butleavingtheroom,shortlyreturnedfromthekitchenwithapieceofrawbeef—steak,pepperedandsaltedintheAbyssinianfashion。’Youwilleatthat,sir,orfightme,’hesaid。Whenthegentlemanhadeatenuptherawflesh(mostwillinglywouldhehaveeatenhiswordsinstead),Brucecalmlyobserved,’Now,sir,youwillneveragainsayitis/impossible/。’"Inreality,BruceseemstohavebeentreatedwithmuchthesameinjusticeasHerodotus。
Thetruthofthebulkofhisnarrativehasbeenfullyestablished,althoughapassionforthepicturesquemaycertainlyhaveledhimtoembellishmanyoftheminorparticulars。Anditmustberemembered,thathisbookwasnotdictateduntiltwelveyearsaftertheeventsnarrated。
ApartfromBruce,however,thesequel,likethepreviouscontinuation,containsagreatvarietyofpolitical,literary,andotherallusionsofthemostpurelytopicalcharacter——Dr。Johnson’sTourintheHebrides,Mr。Pitt,Burke’sfamouspamphletupontheFrenchRevolution,CaptainCook,TippooSahib(whohadbeenbroughttobaybyLordCornwallisbetween1790and1792)。TherevolutionarypandemoniuminParis,andtheroyalflighttoVarennesinJune1791,andthelossofthe"RoyalGeorge"in1782,allformthesubjectsofquizzicalcomments,andtherearemanyotherallusionstheinterestofwhichisquiteasephemeralasthoseofaDruryLanepantomimeoraGaietyBurlesque。
Neverthelesstheaccretionshaveprovedpowerlesstospoil"Munchausen。"ThenucleussuppliedbyRaspewasinstinctwithsomuchenergythatithassucceededinvitalisingthewholemassofextraneousextravagance。
Although,like"Gulliver’sTravels,""Munchausen"mightatfirstsightappeartobeill—suited,inmorethanonerespect,forthenursery,yetithasprovedthedelightofchildrenofallages;andthereareprobablyfew,inthebackgroundofwhosechildishimaginationtheastonishingMunchausenhasnotatonetimeoranother,togetherwithRobinsonCrusoe,Jack—the—Giant—Killer,andthePiedPiperofHamelyn,assumedproportionsatoncegiganticandseductivelypicturesque。
Thework,ashasbeenshown,assumeditsfinalformbeforethecloseoftheeighteenthcentury;withthenineteenthitcommenceditstriumphantprogressoverthecivilisedworld。Someofthesubsequenttransformationsandmigrationsofthebookareworthyofbriefrecord。
AvoluminousGermancontinuationwaspublishedatStendhalinthreevolumesbetween1794and1800。TherewasalsoacontinuationcomprisingexploitsatWalcheren,theDardanelles,Talavera,Cintra,andelsewhere,publishedinLondonin1811。AnelaborateFrenchtranslation,withembellishmentsintheFrenchmanner,appearedatParisin1862。Immerman’scelebratednovelentitled"Munchausen"waspublishedinfourvolumesatDusseldorfin1841,andaveryfreerenderingoftheBaron’sexploits,styled"Munchausen’sLugenabenteuer,"atLeipsicin1846。TheworkhasalsobeentranslatedintoDutch,Danish,Magyar(/BarddeMánx/),Russian,Portuguese,Spanish(/ElCondedelasMaravillas/),andmanyothertongues,andanestimatethatoveronehundrededitionshaveappearedinEngland,Germany,andAmericaalone,isprobablyratherunderthanabovethemark。
Thebookhas,moreover,atthesametimeprovidedillustrationstowritersandorators,andtherichestandmostamplematerialforillustrationstoartists。Theoriginalroughwoodcutsareanonymous,butthepossibilitiesoftheworkwerediscoveredasearlyas1809,byThomasRowlandson,whoillustratedtheeditionpublishedinthatyear。
Theeditionof1859owedembellishmentstoCrowquill,whileCruikshanksuppliedsomecharacteristicwoodcutstothatof1869。ColoureddesignsforthetravelswereexecutedbyaFrenchartistRichardin1878,andillustrationswereundertakenindependentlyfortheGermaneditionsbyRiepenhausenandHosemannrespectively。TheGermanartistAdolphSchr?dterhasalsopaintedacelebratedpicturerepresentingtheBaronsurroundedbyhislisteners。Butofalltheillustrationsyetinvented,thegeneralverdicthashithertodeclaredinfavourofthosesuppliedtoThéophileGautier’sFrencheditionof1862byGustaveDoré,whofullymaintainedbythemthereputationhehadgainedforworkofasimilar/genre/inhisdrawingsforBalzac’s/ContesDr?latiques/。When,however,thepublichashadanopportunityofappreciatingtheadmirablyfantasticdrawingsmadebyMr。WilliamStrangandMr。J。B。Clarkforthepresentedition,theywillprobablyadmitthatBaronMunchausen’sindebtednesstohisillustrations,alreadyverygreat,hasbeenmorethandoubled。
PREFACE
TO
THEFIRSTEDITION
BaronMunnikhousonorMunchausen,ofBodenweder,nearHamelynontheWeser,belongstothenoblefamilyofthatname,whichgavetotheKing’sGermandominionsthelateprimeministerandseveralotherpubliccharactersequallybrightandillustrious。Heisamanofgreatoriginalhumour;andhavingfoundthatprejudicedmindscannotbereasonedintocommonsense,andthatboldassertorsareveryapttobullyandspeaktheiraudienceoutofit,heneverargueswitheitherofthem,butadroitlyturnstheconversationuponindifferenttopicsandthentellsastoryofhistravels,campaigns,andsportingadventures,inamannerpeculiartohimself,andwellcalculatedtoawakenandshamethecommonsenseofthosewhohavelostsightofitbyprejudiceorhabit。
Asthismethodhasbeenoftenattendedwithgoodsuccess,webegleavetolaysomeofhisstoriesbeforethepublic,andhumblyrequestthosewhoshallfindthemratherextravagantandborderinguponthemarvellous,whichwillrequirebutaverymoderateshareofcommonsense,toexercisethesameuponeveryoccurrenceoflife,andchieflyuponourEnglishpolitics,inwhich/oldhabits/and/boldassertions/,setoffbyeloquentspeechesandsupportedbyconstitutionalmobs,associations,volunteers,andforeigninfluence,haveoflate,weapprehend,buttoosuccessfullyturnedourbrains,andmadeusthelaughing—stockofEurope,andofFranceandHollandinparticular。
TOTHEPUBLIC
Havingheard,forthefirsttime,thatmyadventureshavebeendoubted,andlookeduponasjokes,Ifeelboundtocomeforwardandvindicatemycharacter/forveracity/,bypayingthreeshillingsattheMansionHouseofthisgreatcityfortheaffidavitsheretoappended。
ThisIhavebeenforcedintoinregardofmyownhonour,althoughI
haveretiredformanyyearsfrompublicandprivatelife;andIhopethatthis,mylastedition,willplacemeinaproperlightwithmyreaders。
ATTHECITYOFLONDON,ENGLAND。
/We/,theundersigned,astruebelieversinthe/profit/,domostsolemnlyaffirm,thatalltheadventuresofourfriendBaronMunchausen,inwhatevercountrytheymay/lie/,arepositiveandsimplefacts。/And/,aswehavebeenbelieved,whoseadventuresaretenfoldmorewonderful,/so/dowehopealltruebelieverswillgivehimtheirfullfaithandcredence。
GULLIVER。xSINBAD。xALADDIN。x/SwornattheMansionHouse9thNov。last,intheabsenceoftheLordMayor。/
JOHN(/thePorter/)。
TRAVELSOF
BARONMUNCHAUSEN
CHAPTERI
[THEBARONISSUPPOSEDTORELATETHESEADVENTURESTOHISFRIENDS
OVERABOTTLE。]
/TheBaronrelatesanaccountofhisfirsttravels——Theastonishingeffectsofastorm——ArrivesatCeylon;combatsandconquerstwoextraordinaryopponents——ReturnstoHolland。/
Someyearsbeforemybeardannouncedapproachingmanhood,or,inotherwords,whenIwasneithermannorboy,butbetweenboth,Iexpressedinrepeatedconversationsastrongdesireofseeingtheworld,fromwhichIwasdiscouragedbymyparents,thoughmyfatherhadbeennoinconsiderabletravellerhimself,aswillappearbeforeIhavereachedtheendofmysingular,and,Imayadd,interestingadventures。A
cousin,bymymother’sside,tookalikingtome,oftensaidIwasfineforwardyouth,andwasmuchinclinedtogratifymycuriosity。Hiseloquencehadmoreeffectthanmine,formyfatherconsentedtomyaccompanyinghiminavoyagetotheislandofCeylon,wherehisunclehadresidedasgovernormanyyears。
WesailedfromAmsterdamwithdespatchesfromtheirHighMightinessestheStatesofHolland。Theonlycircumstancewhichhappenedonourvoyageworthrelatingwasthewonderfuleffectsofastorm,whichhadtornupbytherootsagreatnumberoftreesofenormousbulkandheight,inanislandwherewelayatanchortotakeinwoodandwater;
someofthesetreesweighedmanytons,yettheywerecarriedbythewindsoamazinglyhigh,thattheyappearedlikethefeathersofsmallbirdsfloatingintheair,fortheywereatleastfivemilesabovetheearth:however,assoonasthestormsubsidedtheyallfellperpendicularlyintotheirrespectiveplaces,andtookrootagain,exceptthelargest,whichhappened,whenitwasblownintotheair,tohaveamanandhiswife,averyhonestoldcouple,uponitsbranches,gatheringcucumbers(inthispartoftheglobethatusefulvegetablegrowsupontrees):theweightofthiscouple,asthetreedescended,over—balancedthetrunk,andbroughtitdowninahorizontalposition:
itfelluponthechiefmanoftheisland,andkilledhimonthespot;
hehadquittedhishouseinthestorm,underanapprehensionofitsfallinguponhim,andwasreturningthroughhisowngardenwhenthisfortunateaccidenthappened。Thewordfortunate,here,requiressomeexplanation。Thischiefwasamanofaveryavariciousandoppressivedisposition,andthoughhehadnofamily,thenativesoftheislandwerehalf—starvedbyhisoppressiveandinfamousimpositions。
Theverygoodswhichhehadthustakenfromthemwerespoilinginhisstores,whilethepoorwretchesfromwhomtheywereplunderedwerepininginpoverty。Thoughthedestructionofthistyrantwasaccidental,thepeoplechosethecucumber—gatherersfortheirgovernors,asamarkoftheirgratitudefordestroying,thoughaccidentally,theirlatetyrant。
Afterwehadrepairedthedamageswesustainedinthisremarkablestorm,andtakenleaveofthenewgovernorandhislady,wesailedwithafairwindfortheobjectofourvoyage。
InaboutsixweekswearrivedatCeylon,wherewewerereceivedwithgreatmarksoffriendshipandtruepoliteness。Thefollowingsingularadventuresmaynotproveunentertaining。
AfterwehadresidedatCeylonaboutafortnightIaccompaniedoneofthegovernor’sbrothersuponashootingparty。Hewasastrong,athleticman,andbeingusedtothatclimate(forhehadresidedtheresomeyears),heboretheviolentheatofthesunmuchbetterthanI
could;inourexcursionhehadmadeaconsiderableprogressthroughathickwoodwhenIwasonlyattheentrance。
Nearthebanksofalargepieceofwater,whichhadengagedmyattention,IthoughtIheardarustlingnoisebehind;onturningaboutIwasalmostpetrified(aswhowouldnotbe?)atthesightofalion,whichwasevidentlyapproachingwiththeintentionofsatisfyinghisappetitewithmypoorcarcase,andthatwithoutaskingmyconsent。
Whatwastobedoneinthishorribledilemma?Ihadnotevenamomentforreflection;mypiecewasonlychargedwithswan—shot,andIhadnootheraboutme:however,thoughIcouldhavenoideaofkillingsuchananimalwiththatweakkindofammunition,yetIhadsomehopesoffrighteninghimbythereport,andperhapsofwoundinghimalso。I
immediatelyletfly,withoutwaitingtillhewaswithinreach,andthereportdidbutenragehim,forhenowquickenedhispace,andseemedtoapproachmefullspeed:Iattemptedtoescape,butthatonlyadded(ifanadditioncouldbemade)tomydistress;forthemomentIturnedaboutIfoundalargecrocodile,withhismouthextendedalmostreadytoreceiveme。Onmyrighthandwasthepieceofwaterbeforementioned,andonmyleftadeepprecipice,saidtohave,asIhavesincelearned,areceptacleatthebottomforvenomouscreatures;inshortIgavemyselfupaslost,forthelionwasnowuponhishind—
legs,justintheactofseizingme;Ifellinvoluntarilytothegroundwithfear,and,asitafterwardsappeared,hesprangoverme。I
laysometimeinasituationwhichnolanguagecandescribe,expectingtofeelhisteethortalonsinsomepartofmeeverymoment:afterwaitinginthisprostratesituationafewsecondsIheardaviolentbutunusualnoise,differentfromanysoundthathadeverbeforeassailedmyears;norisitatalltobewonderedat,whenIinformyoufromwhenceitproceeded:afterlisteningforsometime,I
venturedtoraisemyheadandlookround,when,tomyunspeakablejoy,Iperceivedthelionhad,bytheeagernesswithwhichhesprungatme,jumpedforward,asIfell,intothecrocodile’smouth!which,asbeforeobserved,waswideopen;theheadoftheonestuckinthethroatoftheother!andtheywerestrugglingtoextricatethemselves!
Ifortunatelyrecollectedmy/couteaudechasse/,whichwasbymyside;withthisinstrumentIseveredthelion’sheadatoneblow,andthebodyfellatmyfeet!Ithen,withthebutt—endofmyfowling—
piece,rammedtheheadfartherintothethroatofthecrocodile,anddestroyedhimbysuffocation,forhecouldneithergorgenorejectit。
SoonafterIhadthusgainedacompletevictoryovermytwopowerfuladversaries,mycompanionarrivedinsearchofme;forfindingIdidnotfollowhimintothewood,hereturned,apprehendingIhadlostmyway,ormetwithsomeaccident。
Aftermutualcongratulations,wemeasuredthecrocodile,whichwasjustfortyfeetinlength。
Assoonaswehadrelatedthisextraordinaryadventuretothegovernor,hesentawaggonandservants,whobroughthomethetwocarcases。Thelion’sskinwasproperlypreserved,withitshairon,afterwhichitwasmadeintotobacco—pouches,andpresentedbyme,uponourreturntoHolland,totheburgomasters,who,inreturn,requestedmyacceptanceofathousandducats。
Theskinofthecrocodilewasstuffedintheusualmanner,andmakesacapitalarticleintheirpublicmuseumatAmsterdam,wheretheexhibitorrelatesthewholestorytoeachspectator,withsuchadditionsashethinksproper。Someofhisvariationsareratherextravagant;oneofthemis,thatthelionjumpedquitethroughthecrocodile,andwasmakinghisescapeatthebackdoor,when,assoonashisheadappeared,MonsieurtheGreatBaron(asheispleasedtocallme)cutitoff,andthreefeetofthecrocodile’stailalongwithit;nay,solittleattentionhasthisfellowtothetruth,thathesometimesadds,assoonasthecrocodilemissedhistail,heturnedabout,snatchedthe/couteaudechasse/outofMonsieur’shand,andswalloweditwithsucheagernessthatitpiercedhisheartandkilledhimimmediately!
Thelittleregardwhichthisimpudentknavehastoveracitymakesmesometimesapprehensivethatmy/realfacts/mayfallundersuspicion,bybeingfoundincompanywithhisconfoundedinventions。
CHAPTERII
/InwhichtheBaronproveshimselfagoodshot——Heloseshishorse,andfindsawolf——Makeshimdrawhissledge——Promisestoentertainhiscompanywitharelationofsuchfactsasarewelldeservingtheirnotice。/
IsetofffromRomeonajourneytoRussia,inthemidstofwinter,fromajustnotionthatfrostandsnowmustofcoursemendtheroads,whicheverytravellerhaddescribedasuncommonlybadthroughthenorthernpartsofGermany,Poland,Courland,andLivonia。Iwentonhorseback,asthemostconvenientmanneroftravelling;Iwasbutlightlyclothed,andofthisIfelttheinconveniencethemoreI
advancednorth—east。Whatmustnotapooroldmanhavesufferedinthatsevereweatherandclimate,whomIsawonableakcommoninPoland,lyingontheroad,helpless,shivering,andhardlyhavingwherewithaltocoverhisnakedness?Ipitiedthepoorsoul:thoughI
felttheseverityoftheairmyself,Ithrewmymantleoverhim,andimmediatelyIheardavoicefromtheheavens,blessingmeforthatpieceofcharity,saying——
"Youwillberewarded,myson,forthisintime。"
Iwenton:nightanddarknessovertookme。Novillagewastobeseen。
Thecountrywascoveredwithsnow,andIwasunacquaintedwiththeroad。
Tired,Ialighted,andfastenedmyhorsetosomethinglikeapointedstumpofatree,whichappearedabovethesnow;forthesakeofsafetyIplacedmypistolsundermyarm,andlaiddownonthesnow,whereI
sleptsosoundlythatIdidnotopenmyeyestillfulldaylight。Itisnoteasytoconceivemyastonishmenttofindmyselfinthemidstofavillage,lyinginachurchyard;norwasmyhorsetobeseen,butI
heardhimsoonafterneighsomewhereaboveme。OnlookingupwardsI
beheldhimhangingbyhisbridletotheweather—cockofthesteeple。
Matterswerenowveryplaintome:thevillagehadbeencoveredwithsnowovernight;asuddenchangeofweatherhadtakenplace;Ihadsunkdowntothechurchyardwhilstasleep,gently,andinthesameproportionasthesnowhadmeltedaway;andwhatinthedarkIhadtakentobeastumpofalittletreeappearingabovethesnow,towhichIhadtiedmyhorse,provedtohavebeenthecrossorweather—
cockofthesteeple!
WithoutlongconsiderationItookoneofmypistols,shotthebridleintwo,broughtthehorse,andproceededonmyjourney。[HeretheBaronseemstohaveforgothisfeelings;heshouldcertainlyhaveorderedhishorseafeedofcorn,afterfastingsolong。]
Hecarriedmewell——advancingintotheinteriorpartsofRussia。I
foundtravellingonhorsebackratherunfashionableinwinter,thereforeIsubmitted,asIalwaysdo,tothecustomofthecountry,tookasinglehorsesledge,anddrovebrisklytowardsSt。Petersburg。
IdonotexactlyrecollectwhetheritwasinEastlandorJugemanland,butIrememberthatinthemidstofadrearyforestIspiedaterriblewolfmakingafterme,withallthespeedofravenouswinterhunger。Hesoonovertookme。Therewasnopossibilityofescape。MechanicallyI
laidmyselfdownflatinthesledge,andletmyhorserunforoursafety。WhatIwished,buthardlyhopedorexpected,happenedimmediatelyafter。Thewolfdidnotmindmeintheleast,buttookaleapoverme,andfallingfuriouslyonthehorse,beganinstantlytotearanddevourthehind—partofthepooranimal,whichranthefasterforhispainandterror。Thusunnoticedandsafemyself,Iliftedmyheadslylyup,andwithhorrorIbeheldthatthewolfhadatehiswayintothehorse’sbody;itwasnotlongbeforehehadfairlyforcedhimselfintoit,whenItookmyadvantage,andfelluponhimwiththebutt—endofmywhip。Thisunexpectedattackinhisrearfrightenedhimsomuch,thatheleapedforwardwithallhismight:thehorse’scarcasedroppedontheground,butinhisplacethewolfwasintheharness,andIonmypartwhippinghimcontinually:webotharrivedinfullcareersafeatSt。Petersburg,contrarytoourrespectiveexpectations,andverymuchtotheastonishmentofthespectators。
Ishallnottireyou,gentlemen,withthepolitics,arts,sciences,andhistoryofthismagnificentmetropolisofRussia,nortroubleyouwiththevariousintriguesandpleasantadventuresIhadinthepolitercirclesofthatcountry,wheretheladyofthehousealwaysreceivesthevisitorwithadramandasalute。Ishallconfinemyselfrathertothegreaterandnoblerobjectsofyourattention,horsesanddogs,myfavouritesinthebrutecreation;alsotofoxes,wolves,andbears,withwhich,andgameingeneral,Russiaaboundsmorethananyotherpartoftheworld;andtosuchsports,manlyexercises,andfeatsofgallantryandactivity,asshowthegentlemanbetterthanmustyGreekorLatin,oralltheperfume,finery,andcapersofFrenchwitsor/petit—ma?tres/。