Withoutmorewordsthegreatcriminalinvestigatorwentintothelightedlibrary,shuttingthedoorbehindhim,andFisher,withoutreplying,turnedandbegantotalkquietlytoTravers。"Itiscurious,"hesaid,"thatthethingshouldhappenjustinfrontofthatplace。"
"Itwouldcertainlybeverycurious,"repliedTravers,"iftheplaceplayedanypartinit。"
"Ithink,"repliedFisher,"thatthepartitdidn’tplayismorecuriousstill。"
AndwiththeseapparentlymeaninglesswordsheturnedtotheshakenBoyleand,takinghisarm,begantowalkhimupanddowninthemoonlight,talkinginlowtones。
DawnhadbeguntobreakabruptandwhitewhenCuthbertGrayneturnedoutthelightsinthelibraryandcameoutontothelinks。Fisherwasloungingaboutalone,inhislistlessfashion;butthepolicemessengerforwhomhehadsentwasstandingatattentioninthebackground。
"IsentBoyleoffwithTravers,"observedFisher,carelessly;"he’lllookafterhim,andhe’dbetterhavesomesleep,anyhow。"
"Didyougetanythingoutofhim?"askedGrayne。
"DidhetellyouwhatheandHastingsweredoing?"
"Yes,"answeredFisher,"hegavemeaprettyclearaccount,afterall。HesaidthatafterLadyHastingswentoffinthecarthegeneralaskedhimtotakecoffeewithhiminthelibraryandlookupapointaboutlocalantiquities。HehimselfwasbeginningtolookforBudge’sbookinoneoftherevolvingbookstandswhenthegeneralfounditinoneofthebookshelvesonthewall。Afterlookingatsomeoftheplatestheywentout,itwouldseem,ratherabruptly,ontothelinks,andwalkedtowardtheoldwell;andwhileBoylewaslookingintoitheheardathudbehindhim,andturnedroundtofindthegenerallyingaswefoundhim。Hehimselfdroppedonhiskneestoexaminethebody,andthenwasparalyzedwithasortofterrorandcouldnotcomenearertoitortouchit。
ButIthinkverylittleofthat;peoplecaughtinarealshockofsurprisearesometimesfoundinthequeerestpostures。"
Grayneworeagrimsmileofattention,andsaid,afterashortsilence:
"Well,hehasn’ttoldyoumanylies。It’sreallyacreditablyclearandconsistentaccountofwhathappened,witheverythingofimportanceleftout。"
"Haveyoudiscoveredanythinginthere?"askedFisher。
"Ihavediscoveredeverything,"answeredGrayne。
Fishermaintainedasomewhatgloomysilence,astheotherresumedhisexplanationinquietandassuredtones。
"Youwerequiteright,Fisher,whenyousaidthatyoungfellowwasindangerofgoingdowndarkwaystowardthepit。Whetherorno,asyoufancied,thejoltyougavetohisviewofthegeneralhadanythingtodowithit,hehasnotbeentreatingthegeneralwellforsometime。It’sanunpleasantbusiness,andIdon’twanttodwellonit;butit’sprettyplainthathiswifewasnottreatinghimwell,either。Idon’tknowhowfaritwent,butitwentasfarasconcealment,anyhow;forwhenLadyHastingsspoketoBoyleitwastotellhimshehadhiddenanoteintheBudgebookinthelibrary。Thegeneraloverheard,orcamesomehowtoknow,andhewentstraighttothebookandfoundit。HeconfrontedBoylewithit,andtheyhadascene,ofcourse。AndBoylewasconfrontedwithsomethingelse;hewasconfrontedwithanawfulalternative,inwhichthelifeofoneoldmanmeantruinandhisdeathmeanttriumphandevenhappiness。"
"Well,"observedFisher,atlast,"Idon’tblamehimfornottellingyouthewoman’spartofthestory。Buthowdoyouknowabouttheletter?"
"Ifounditonthegeneral’sbody,"answeredGrayne,"butIfoundworsethingsthanthat。
ThebodyhadstiffenedinthewayratherpeculiartopoisonsofacertainAsiaticsort。ThenI
examinedthecoffeecups,andIknewenoughchemistrytofindpoisoninthedregsofoneofthem。Now,theGeneralwentstraighttothebookcase,leavinghiscupofcoffeeonthebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom。Whilehisbackwasturned,andBoylewaspretendingtoexaminethebookstand,hewasleftalonewiththecoffeecup。Thepoisontakesabouttenminutestoact,andtenminutes’walkwouldbringthemtothebottomlesswell。"
"Yes,"remarkedFisher,"andwhataboutthebottomlesswell?"
"Whathasthebottomlesswellgottodowithit?"
askedhisfriend。
"Ithasnothingtodowithit,"repliedFisher。"ThatiswhatIfindutterlyconfoundingandincredible。"
"Andwhyshouldthatparticularholeinthegroundhaveanythingtodowithit?"
"Itisaparticularholeinyourcase,"saidFisher。
"ButIwon’tinsistonthatjustnow。Bytheway,thereisanotherthingIoughttotellyou。IsaidIsentBoyleawayinchargeofTravers。ItwouldbejustastruetosayIsentTraversinchargeofBoyle。"
"Youdon’tmeantosayyoususpectTomTravers?"criedtheother。
her。
"HewasadealbittereragainstthegeneralthanBoyleeverwas,"observedHorneFisher,withacuriousindifference。
"Man,you’renotsayingwhatyoumean,"criedGrayne。"ItellyouIfoundthepoisoninoneofthecoffeecups。"
"TherewasalwaysSaid,ofcourse,"addedFisher,"eitherforhatredorhire。Weagreedhewascapableofalmostanything。"
"Andweagreedhewasincapableofhurtinghismaster,"retortedGrayne。
"Well,well,"saidFisher,amiably,"Idaresayyouareright;butIshouldjustliketohavealookatthelibraryandthecoffeecups。"
Hepassedinside,whileGrayneturnedtothepolicemaninattendanceandhandedhimascribblednote,tobetelegraphedfromheadquarters。Themansalutedandhurriedoff;andGrayne,followinghisfriendintothelibrary,foundhimbesidethebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom,onwhichweretheemptycups。
"ThisiswhereBoylelookedforBudge,orpretendedtolookforhim,accordingtoyouraccount,"hesaid。
AsFisherspokehebentdowninahalf—crouchingattitude,tolookatthevolumesinthelow,revolvingshelf,forthewholebookstandwasnotmuchhigherthananordinarytable。Thenextmomenthesprangupasifhehadbeenstung。
"Oh,myGod!"hecried。
Veryfewpeople,ifany,hadeverseenMr。
HorneFisherbehaveashebehavedjustthen。Heflashedaglanceatthedoor,sawthattheopenwindowwasnearer,wentoutofitwithaflyingleap,asifoverahurdle,andwentracingacrosstheturf,inthetrackofthedisappearingpoliceman。Grayne,whostoodstaringafterhim,soonsawhistall,loosefigure,returning,restoredtoallitsnormallimpnessandairofleisure。Hewasfanninghimselfslowlywithapieceofpaper,thetelegramhehadsoviolentlyintercepted。
"LuckyIstoppedthat,"heobserved。"Wemustkeepthisaffairasquietasdeath。Hastingsmustdieofapoplexyorheartdisease。"
"Whatonearthisthetrouble?"demandedtheotherinvestigator。
"Thetroubleis,"saidFisher,"thatinafewdaysweshouldhavehadaveryagreeablealternative——ofhanginganinnocentmanorknockingtheBritishEmpiretohell。"
"Doyoumeantosay,"askedGrayne,"thatthisinfernalcrimeisnottobepunished?"
Fisherlookedathimsteadily。
"Itisalreadypunished,"hesaid。
Afteramoment’spausehewenton。"Youreconstructedthecrimewithadmirableskill,oldchap,andnearlyallyousaidwastrue。Twomenwithtwocoffeecupsdidgointothelibraryanddidputtheircupsonthebookstandanddidgotogethertothewell,andoneofthemwasamurdererandhadputpoisonintheother’scup。ButitwasnotdonewhileBoylewaslookingattherevolvingbookcase。Hedidlookatit,though,searchingfortheBudgebookwiththenoteinit,butI
fancythatHastingshadalreadymovedittotheshelvesonthewall。Itwaspartofthatgrimgamethatheshouldfinditfirst。
"Now,howdoesamansearcharevolvingbookcase?Hedoesnotgenerallyhopallrounditinasquattingattitude,likeafrog。Hesimplygivesitatouchandmakesitrevolve。"
Hewasfrowningatthefloorashespoke,andtherewasalightunderhisheavylidsthatwasnotoftenseenthere。Themysticismthatwasburieddeepunderallthecynicismofhisexperiencewasawakeandmovinginthedepths。Hisvoicetookunexpectedturnsandinflections,almostasiftwomenwerespeaking。
"ThatwaswhatBoyledid;hebarelytouchedthething,anditwentroundaselasilyastheworldgoesround。Yes,verymuchastheworldgoesround,forthehandthatturneditwasnothis。God,whoturnsthewheelofallthestars,touchedthatwheelandbroughtitfullcircle,thatHisdreadfuljusticemightreturn。"
"Iambeginning,"saidGrayne,slowly,"tohavesomehazyandhorribleideaofwhatyoumean。"
"Itisverysimple,"saidFisher,"whenBoylestraightenedhimselffromhisstoopingposture,somethinghadhappenedwhichhehadnotnoticed,whichhisenemyhadnotnoticed,whichnobodyhadnoticed。Thetwocoffeecupshadexactlychangedplaces。"
TherockyfaceofGrayneseemedtohavesustainedashockinsilence;notalineofitaltered,buthisvoicewhenitcamewasunexpectedlyweakened。
"Iseewhatyoumean,"hesaid,"and,asyousay,thelesssaidaboutitthebetter。Itwasnottheloverwhotriedtogetridofthehusband,but——theotherthing。Andatalelikethataboutamanlikethatwouldruinushere。Hadyouanyguessofthisatthestart?"
"Thebottomlesswell,asItoldyou,"answeredFisher,quietly;"thatwaswhatstumpedmefromthestart。Notbecauseithadanythingtodowithit,becauseithadnothingtodowithit。"
Hepausedamoment,asifchoosinganapproach,andthenwenton:"Whenamanknowshisenemywillbedeadintenminutes,andtakeshimtotheedgeofanunfathomablepit,hemeanstothrowhisbodyintoit。Whatelseshouldhedo?Abornfoolwouldhavethesensetodoit,andBoyleisnotabornfool。
Well,whydidnotBoyledoit?ThemoreIthoughtofitthemoreIsuspectedtherewassomemistakeinthemurder,sotospeak。Somebodyhadtakensomebodytheretothrowhimin,andyethewasnotthrownin。Ihadalreadyanugly,unformedideaofsomesubstitutionorreversalofparts;thenIstoopedtoturnthebookstandmyself,byaccident,andI
instantlykneweverything,forIsawthetwocupsrevolveoncemore,likemoonsinthesky。"
Afterapause,CuthbertGraynesaid,"Andwhatarewetosaytothenewspapers?"
"Myfriend,HaroldMarch,iscomingalongfromCairoto—day,"saidFisher。"Heisaverybrilliantandsuccessfuljournalist。Butforallthathe’sathoroughlyhonorableman,soyoumustnottellhimthetruth。"
HalfanhourlaterFisherwasagainwalkingtoandfroinfrontoftheclubhouse,withCaptainBoyle,thelatterbythistimewithaverybuffetedandbewilderedair;perhapsasadderandawiserman。
"Whataboutme,then?"hewassaying。"AmI
cleared?AmInotgoingtobecleared?"
"Ibelieveandhope,"answeredFisher,"thatyouarenotgoingtobesuspected。Butyouarecertainlynotgoingtobecleared。Theremustbenosuspicionagainsthim,andthereforenosuspicionagainstyou。
Anysuspicionagainsthim,letalonesuchastoryagainsthim,wouldknockusendwaysfromMaltatoMandalay。HewasaheroaswellasaholyterroramongtheMoslems。Indeed,youmightalmostcallhimaMoslemherointheEnglishservice。OfcoursehegotonwiththempartlybecauseofhisownlittledoseofEasternblood;hegotitfromhismother,thedancerfromDamascus;everybodyknowsthat。"
"Oh,"repeatedBoyle,mechanically,staringathimwithroundeyes,"everybodyknowsthat。"
"Idaresaytherewasatouchofitinhisjealousyandferociousvengeance,"wentonFisher。"But,forallthat,thecrimewouldruinusamongtheArabs,allthemorebecauseitwassomethinglikeacrimeagainsthospitality。It’sbeenhatefulforyouandit’sprettyhorridforme。Buttherearesomethingsthatdamnedwellcan’tbedone,andwhileI’malivethat’soneofthem。"
"Whatdoyoumean?"askedBoyle,glancingathimcuriously。"Whyshouldyou,ofallpeople,besopassionateaboutit?"
HorneFisherlookedattheyoungmanwithabafflingexpression。
"Isuppose,"hesaid,"it’sbecauseI’maLittleEnglander。"
"Icannevermakeoutwhatyoumeanbythatsortofthing,"answeredBoyle,doubtfully。
"DoyouthinkEnglandissolittleasallthat?"saidFisher,withawarmthinhiscoldvoice,"thatitcan’tholdamanacrossafewthousandmiles。Youlecturedmewithalotofidealpatriotism,myyoungfriend;butit’spracticalpatriotismnowforyouandme,andwithnoliestohelpit。Youtalkedasifeverythingalwayswentrightwithusallovertheworld,inatriumphantcrescendoculminatinginHastings。Itellyoueverythinghasgonewrongwithushere,exceptHastings。Hewastheonenamewehadlefttoconjurewith,andthatmustn’tgoaswell,no,byGod!
It’sbadenoughthatagangofinfernalJewsshouldplantushere,wherethere’snoearthlyEnglishinteresttoserve,andallhellbeatingupagainstus,simplybecauseNoseyZimmernhaslentmoneytohalftheCabinet。It’sbadenoughthatanoldpawnbrokerfromBagdadshouldmakeusfighthisbattles;wecan’tfightwithourrighthandcutoff。OuronescorewasHastingsandhisvictory,whichwasreallysomebodyelse’svictory。TomTravershastosuffer,andsohaveyou。"
Then,afteramoment’ssilence,hepointedtowardthebottomlesswellandsaid,inaquietertone:
"ItoldyouthatIdidn’tbelieveinthephilosophyoftheTowerofAladdin。Idon’tbelieveintheEmpiregrowinguntilitreachesthesky;Idon’tbelieveintheUnionJackgoingupandupeternallyliketheTower。
ButifyouthinkIamgoingtolettheUnionJackgodownanddowneternally,likethebottomlesswell,downintotheblacknessofthebottomlesspit,downindefeatandderision,amidthejeersoftheveryJewswhohavesuckedusdry——noIwon’t,andthat’sflat;notiftheChancellorwereblackmailedbytwentymillionaireswiththeirgutterrags,notifthePrimeMinistermarriedtwentyYankeeJewesses,notifWoodvilleandCarstairshadsharesintwentyswindlingmines。Ifthethingisreallytottering,Godhelpit,itmustn’tbewewhotipitover。"
Boylewasregardinghimwithabewildermentthatwasalmostfear,andhadevenatouchofdistaste。
"Somehow,"hesaid,"thereseemstobesomethingratherhorridaboutthethingsyouknow。"
"Thereis,"repliedHorneFisher。"Iamnotatallpleasedwithmysmallstockofknowledgeandreflection。Butasitispartlyresponsibleforyournotbeinghanged,Idon’tknowthatyouneedcomplainofit。"
And,asifalittleashamedofhisfirstboast,heturnedandstrolledawaytowardthebottomlesswell。
V。THEFADOFTHEFISHERMAN
Athingcansometimesbetooextraordinarytoberemembered。Ifitiscleanoutofthecourseofthings,andhasapparentlynocausesandnoconsequences,subsequenteventsdonotrecallit,anditremainsonlyasubconsciousthing,tobestirredbysomeaccidentlongafter。Itdriftsapartlikeaforgottendream;anditwasinthehourofmanydreams,atdaybreakandverysoonaftertheendofdark,thatsuchastrangesightwasgiventoamanscullingaboatdownariverintheWestcountry。Themanwasawake;indeed,heconsideredhimselfratherwideawake,beingthepoliticaljournalist,HaroldMarch,onhiswaytointerviewvariouspoliticalcelebritiesintheircountryseats。Butthethinghesawwassoinconsequentthatitmighthavebeenimaginary。Itsimplyslippedpasthismindandwaslostinlaterandutterlydifferentevents;nordidheevenrecoverthememorytillhehadlongafterwarddiscoveredthemeaning。
Palemistsofmorninglayonthefieldsandtherushesalongonemarginoftheriver;alongtheothersideranawalloftawnybrickalmostoverhangingthewater。Hehadshippedhisoarsandwasdriftingforamomentwiththestream,whenheturnedhisheadandsawthatthemonotonyofthelongbrickwallwasbrokenbyabridge;ratheraneleganteighteenth—centurysortofbridgewithlittlecolumnsofwhitestoneturninggray。Therehadbeenfloodsandtheriverstillstoodveryhigh,withdwarfishtreeswaistdeepinit,andratheranarrowarcofwhitedawngleamedunderthecurveofthebridge。
Ashisownboatwentunderthedarkarchwayhesawanotherboatcomingtowardhim,rowedbyamanassolitaryashimself。Hisposturepreventedmuchbeingseenofhim,butashenearedthebridgehestoodupintheboatandturnedround。Hewasalreadysoclosetothedarkentry,however,thathiswholefigurewasblackagainstthemorninglight,andMarchcouldseenothingofhisfaceexcepttheendoftwolongwhiskersormustachesthatgavesomethingsinistertothesilhouette,likehornsinthewrongplace。
EventhesedetailsMarchwouldneverhavenoticedbutforwhathappenedinthesameinstant。Asthemancameunderthelowbridgehemadealeapatitandhung,withhislegsdangling,lettingtheboatfloatawayfromunderhim。Marchhadamomentaryvisionoftwoblackkickinglegs;thenofoneblackkickingleg;andthenofnothingexcepttheeddyingstreamandthelongperspectiveofthewall。Butwheneverhethoughtofitagain,longafterward,whenheunderstoodthestoryinwhichitfigured,itwasalwaysfixedinthatonefantasticshape——asifthosewildlegswereagrotesquegravenornamentofthebridgeitself,inthemannerofagargoyle。Atthemomenthemerelypassed,staring,downthestream。
Hecouldseenoflyingfigureonthebridge,soitmusthavealreadyfled;buthewashalfconsciousofsomefaintsignificanceinthefactthatamongthetreesroundthebridgeheadoppositethewallhesawalamp—post;and,besidethelamp—post,thebroadbluebackofanunconsciouspoliceman。
Evenbeforereachingtheshrineofhispoliticalpilgrimagehehadmanyotherthingstothinkofbesidestheoddincidentofthebridge;forthemanagementofaboatbyasolitarymanwasnotalwayseasyevenonsuchasolitarystream。Andindeeditwasonlybyanunforeseenaccidentthathewassolitary。Theboathadbeenpurchasedandthewholeexpeditionplannedinconjunctionwithafriend,whohadatthelastmomentbeenforcedtoalterallhisarrangements。HaroldMarchwastohavetraveledwithhisfriendHorneFisheronthatinlandvoyagetoWillowoodPlace,wherethePrimeMinisterwasaguestatthemoment。MoreandmorepeoplewerehearingofHaroldMarch,forhisstrikingpoliticalarticleswereopeningtohimthedoorsoflargerandlargersalons;buthehadnevermetthePrimeMinisteryet。ScarcelyanybodyamongthegeneralpublichadeverheardofHorneFisher;buthehadknownthePrimeMinisterallhislife。Forthesereasons,hadthetwotakentheprojectedjourneytogether,MarchmighthavebeenslightlydisposedtohastenitandFishervaguelycontenttolengthenitout。
ForFisherwasoneofthosepeoplewhoarebornknowingthePrimeMinister。Theknowledgeseemedtohavenoveryexhilaranteffect,andinhiscaseboresomeresemblancetobeingborntired。Buthewasdistinctlyannoyedtoreceive,justashewasdoingalittlelightpackingoffishingtackleandcigarsforthejourney,atelegramfromWillowoodaskinghimtocomedownatoncebytrain,asthePrimeMinisterhadtoleavethatnight。Fisherknewthathisfriendthejournalistcouldnotpossiblystarttillthenextday,andhelikedhisfriendthejournalist,andhadlookedforwardtoafewdaysontheriver。HedidnotparticularlylikeordislikethePrimeMinister,butheintenselydislikedthealternativeofafewhoursinthetrain。Nevertheless,heacceptedPrimeMinistersasheacceptedrailwaytrains——aspartofasystemwhichhe,atleast,wasnottherevolutionistsentonearthtodestroy。SohetelephonedtoMarch,askinghim,withmanyapologeticcursesandfaintdamns,totaketheboatdowntheriverasarranged,thattheymightmeetatWillowoodbythetimesettled;thenhewentoutsideandhailedataxicabtotakehimtotherailwaystation。Therehepausedatthebookstalltoaddtohislightluggageanumberofcheapmurderstories,whichhereadwithgreatpleasure,andwithoutanypremonitionthathewasabouttowalkintoasstrangeastoryinreallife。
Alittlebeforesunsethearrived,withhislightsuitcaseinhand,beforethegateofthelongriversidegardensofWillowoodPlace,oneofthesmallerseatsofSirIsaacHook,themasterofmuchshippingandmanynewspapers。Heenteredbythegategivingontheroad,attheoppositesidetotheriver,buttherewasamixedqualityinallthatwaterylandscapewhichperpetuallyremindedatravelerthattheriverwasnear。Whitegleamsofwaterwouldshinesuddenlylikeswordsorspearsinthegreenthickets。
Andeveninthegardenitself,dividedintocourtsandcurtainedwithhedgesandhighgardentrees,therehungeverywhereintheairthemusicofwater。Thefirstofthegreencourtswhichheenteredappearedtobeasomewhatneglectedcroquetlawn,inwhichwasasolitaryyoungmanplayingcroquetagainsthimself。Yethewasnotanenthusiastforthegame,orevenforthegarden;andhissallowbutwell—featuredfacelookedrathersullenthanotherwise。Hewasonlyoneofthoseyoungmenwhocannotsupporttheburdenofconsciousnessunlesstheyaredoingsomething,andwhoseconceptionsofdoingsomethingarelimitedtoagameofsomekind。Hewasdarkandwell。dressedinalightholidayfashion,andFisherrecognizedhimatonceasayoungmannamedJamesBullen,called,forsomeunknownreason,Bunker。HewasthenephewofSirIsaac;
but,whatwasmuchmoreimportantatthemoment,hewasalsotheprivatesecretaryofthePrimeMinister。
"Hullo,Bunker!"observedHorneFisher。"You’rethesortofmanIwantedtosee。Hasyourchiefcomedownyet?"
"He’sonlystayingfordinner,"repliedBullen,withhiseyeontheyellowball。"He’sgotagreatspeechto—morrowatBirminghamandhe’sgoingstraightthroughto—night。He’smotoringhimselfthere;drivingthecar,Imean。It’stheonethinghe’sreallyproudof。"
"Youmeanyou’restayingherewithyouruncle,likeagoodboy?"repliedFisher。"ButwhatwilltheChiefdoatBirminghamwithouttheepigramswhisperedtohimbyhisbrilliantsecretary?"
"Don’tyoustartraggingme,"saidtheyoungmancalledBunker。"I’monlytoogladnottogotrailingafterhim。Hedoesn’tknowathingaboutmapsormoneyorhotelsoranything,andIhavetodanceaboutlikeacourier。Asformyuncle,asI’msupposedtocomeintotheestate,it’sonlydecenttobeheresometimes。"
"Veryproper,"repliedtheother。"Well,Ishallseeyoulateron,"and,crossingthelawn,hepassedoutthroughagapinthehedge。
Hewaswalkingacrossthelawntowardthelandingstageontheriver,andstillfeltallaroundhim,underthedomeofgoldenevening,anOldWorldsavorandreverberationinthatriverhauntedgarden。
Thenextsquareofturfwhichhecrossedseemedatfirstsightquitedeserted,tillhesawinthetwilightoftreesinonecornerofitahammockandinthehammockaman,readinganewspaperandswingingonelegovertheedgeofthenet。
Himalsohehailedbyname,andthemanslippedtothegroundandstrolledforward。Itseemedfatedthatheshouldfeelsomethingofthepastintheaccidentsofthatplace,forthefiguremightwellhavebeenanearly—Victorianghostrevisitingtheghostsofthecroquethoopsandmallets。Itwasthefigureofanelderlymanwithlongwhiskersthatlookedalmostfantastic,andaquaintandcarefulcutofcollarandcravat。Havingbeenafashionabledandyfortyyearsago,hehadmanagedtopreservethedandyismwhileignoringthefashions。Awhitetop—hatlaybesidetheMorningPostinthehammockbehindhim。ThiswastheDukeofWestmoreland,therelicofafamilyreallysomecenturiesold;andtheantiquitywasnotheraldrybuthistory。NobodyknewbetterthanFisherhowraresuchnoblemenareinfact,andhownumerousinfiction。ButwhetherthedukeowedthegeneralrespectheenjoyedtothegenuinenessofhispedigreeortothefactthatheownedavastamountofveryvaluablepropertywasapointaboutwhichMr。Fisher’sopinionmighthavebeenmoreinterestingtodiscover。
"Youwerelookingsocomfortable,"saidFisher,"thatIthoughtyoumustbeoneoftheservants。I’mlookingforsomebodytotakethisbagofmine;I
haven’tbroughtamandown,asIcameawayinahurry。"
"NorhaveI,forthatmatter,"repliedtheduke,withsomepride。"Ineverdo。Ifthere’soneanimalaliveI
loatheit’savalet。Ilearnedtodressmyselfatanearlyageandwassupposedtodoitdecently。Imaybeinmysecondchildhood,butI’venotgosofarasbeingdressedlikeachild。"
"ThePrimeMinisterhasn’tbroughtavalet;he’sbroughtasecretaryinstead,"observedFisher。
"Devilishinferiorjob。Didn’tIhearthatHarkerwasdownhere?"
"He’soverthereonthelandingstage,"repliedtheduke,indifferently,andresumedthestudyoftheMorningPost。
Fishermadehiswaybeyondthelastgreenwallofthegardenontoasortoftowingpathlookingontheriverandawoodenislandopposite。
There,indeed,hesawalean,darkfigurewithastoopalmostlikethatofavulture,aposturewellknowninthelawcourtsasthatofSirJohnHarker,theAttorney—General。Hisfacewaslinedwithheadwork,foraloneamongthethreeidlersinthegardenhewasamanwhohadmadehisownway;androundhisbaldbrowandhollowtemplesclungdullredhair,quiteflat,likeplatesofcopper。
"Ihaven’tseenmyhostyet,"saidHorneFisher,inaslightlymoreserioustonethanhehadusedtotheothers,"butIsupposeIshallmeethimatdinner。"
"Youcanseehimnow;butyoucan’tmeethim,"
answeredHarker。
Henoddedhisheadtowardoneendoftheislandopposite,and,lookingsteadilyinthesamedirection,theotherguestcouldseethedomeofabaldheadandthetopofafishingrod,bothequallymotionless,risingoutofthetallundergrowthagainstthebackgroundofthestreambeyond。Thefishermanseemedtobeseatedagainstthestumpofatreeandfacingtowardtheotherbank,sothathisfacecouldnotbeseen,buttheshapeofhisheadwasunmistakable。
"Hedoesn’tliketobedisturbedwhenhe’sfishing,"
continuedHarker。"It’sasortoffadofhistoeatnothingbutfish,andhe’sveryproudofcatchinghisown。Ofcoursehe’sallforsimplicity,likesomanyofthesemillionaires。Helikestocomeinsayinghe’sworkedforhisdailybreadlikealaborer。"
"Doesheexplainhowheblowsalltheglassandstuffsalltheupholstery,"askedFisher,"andmakesallthesilverforks,andgrowsallthegrapesandpeaches,anddesignsallthepatternsonthecarpets?
I’vealwaysheardhewasabusyman。"
"Idon’tthinkhementionedit,"answeredthelawyer。"Whatisthemeaningofthissocialsatire?"
"Well,Iamatrifletired,"saidFisher,"oftheSimpleLifeandtheStrenuousLifeaslivedbyourlittleset。We’reallreallydependentinnearlyeverything,andweallmakeafussaboutbeingindependentinsomething。ThePrimeMinisterprideshimselfondoingwithoutachauffeur,buthecan’tdowithoutafactotumandJack—of—all—trades;andpooroldBunkerhastoplaythepartofauniversalgenius,whichGodknowshewasnevermeantfor。Thedukeprideshimselfondoingwithoutavalet,but,forallthat,hemustgivealotofpeopleaninfernallotoftroubletocollectsuchextraordinaryoldclothesashewears。HemusthavethemlookedupintheBritishMuseumorexcavatedoutofthetombs。Thatwhitehatalonemustrequireasortofexpeditionfittedouttofindit,liketheNorthPole。AndherewehaveoldHookpretendingtoproducehisownfishwhenhecouldn’tproducehisownfishknivesorfishforkstoeatitwith。Hemaybesimpleaboutsimplethingslikefood,butyoubethe’sluxuriousaboutluxuriousthings,especiallylittlethings。Idon’tincludeyou;you’veworkedtoohardtoenjoyplayingatwork。"
"Isometimesthink,"saidHarker,"thatyouconcealahorridsecretofbeingusefulsometimes。Haven’tyoucomedownheretoseeNumberOnebeforehegoesontoBirmingham?"
HorneFisheranswered,inalowervoice:"Yes;
andIhopetobeluckyenoughtocatchhimbeforedinner。He’sgottoseeSirIsaacaboutsomethingjustafterward。"
"Hullo!"exclaimedHarker。"SirIsaac’sfinishedhisfishing。Iknowheprideshimselfongettingupatsunriseandgoinginatsunset。"
Theoldmanontheislandhadindeedrisentohisfeet,facingroundandshowingabushofgraybeardwithrathersmall,sunkenfeatures,butfierceeyebrowsandkeen,cholericeyes。Carefullycarryinghisfishingtackle,hewasalreadymakinghiswaybacktothemainlandacrossabridgeofflatstepping—stonesalittlewaydowntheshallowstream;thenheveeredround,comingtowardhisguestsandcivillysalutingthem。Therewereseveralfishinhisbasketandhewasinagoodtemper。
"Yes,"hesaid,acknowledgingFisher’spoliteexpressionofsurprise,"Igetupbeforeanybodyelseinthehouse,Ithink。Theearlybirdcatchestheworm。"
"Unfortunately,"saidHarker,"itistheearlyfishthatcatchestheworm。"
"Buttheearlymancatchesthefish,"repliedtheoldman,gruffly。
"ButfromwhatIhear,SirIsaac,youarethelateman,too,"interposedFisher。"Youmustdowithverylittlesleep。"
"Ineverhadmuchtimeforsleeping,"answeredHook,"andIshallhavetobethelatemanto—night,anyhow。ThePrimeMinisterwantstohaveatalk,hetellsme,and,allthingsconsidered,Ithinkwe’dbetterbedressingfordinner。"
Dinnerpassedoffthateveningwithoutawordofpoliticsandlittleenoughbutceremonialtrifles。
ThePrimeMinister,LordMerivale,whowasalong,slimmanwithcurlygrayhair,wasgravelycomplimentarytohishostabouthissuccessasafishermanandtheskillandpatiencehedisplayed;
theconversationflowedliketheshallowstreamthroughthestepping—stones。
"Itwantspatiencetowaitforthem,nodoubt,"saidSirIsaac,"andskilltoplaythem,butI’mgenerallyprettyluckyatit。"
"Doesabigfisheverbreakthelineandgetaway?"inquiredthepolitician,withrespectfulinterest。
"NotthesortoflineIuse,"answeredHook,withsatisfaction。"Iratherspecializeintackle,asamatteroffact。Ifhewerestrongenoughtodothat,he’dbestrongenoughtopullmeintotheriver。"
"Agreatlosstothecommunity,"saidthePrimeMinister,bowing。
Fisherhadlistenedtoallthesefutilitieswithinwardimpatience,waitingforhisownopportunity,andwhenthehostrosehesprangtohisfeetwithanalertnessherarelyshowed。HemanagedtocatchLordMerivalebeforeSirIsaacborehimoffforthefinalinterview。Hehadonlyafewwordstosay,buthewantedtogetthemsaid。
Hesaid,inalowvoiceasheopenedthedoorforthePremier,"IhaveseenMontmirail;hesaysthatunlessweprotestimmediatelyonbehalfofDenmark,Swedenwillcertainlyseizetheports。"
LordMerivalenodded。"I’mjustgoingtohearwhatHookhastosayaboutit,"hesaid。
"Iimagine,"saidFisher,withafaintsmile,"thatthereisverylittledoubtwhathewillsayaboutit。"
Merivaledidnotanswer,butloungedgracefullytowardthelibrary,whitherhishosthadalreadyprecededhim。Therestdriftedtowardthebilliardroom,Fishermerelyremarkingtothelawyer:"Theywon’tbelong。Weknowthey’repracticallyinagreement。"
"HookentirelysupportsthePrimeMinister,"
assentedHarker。
"OrthePrimeMinisterentirelysupportsHook,"
saidHorneFisher,andbeganidlytoknocktheballsaboutonthebilliardtable。
HorneFishercamedownnextmorninginalateandleisurelyfashion,aswashisreprehensiblehabit;
hehadevidentlynoappetiteforcatchingworms。Buttheotherguestsseemedtohavefeltasimilarindifference,andtheyhelpedthemselvestobreakfastfromthesideboardatintervalsduringthehoursverginguponlunch。Sothatitwasnotmanyhourslaterwhenthefirstsensationofthatstrangedaycameuponthem。Itcameintheformofayoungmanwithlighthairandacandidexpression,whocamescullingdowntheriveranddisembarkedatthelandingstage。Itwas,infact,nootherthanMr。
HaroldMarch,whosejourneyhadbegunfarawayuptheriverintheearliesthoursofthatday。Hearrivedlateintheafternoon,havingstoppedforteainalargeriversidetown,andhehadapinkeveningpaperstickingoutofhispocket。Hefellontheriversidegardenlikeaquietandwell—behavedthunderbolt,buthewasathunderboltwithoutknowingit。
Thefirstexchangeofsalutationsandintroductionswascommonplaceenough,andconsisted,indeed,oftheinevitablerepetitionofexcusesfortheeccentricseclusionofthehost。Hehadgonefishingagain,ofcourse,andmustnotbedisturbedtilltheappointedhour,thoughhesatwithinastone’sthrowofwheretheystood。
"Youseeit’shisonlyhobby,"observedHarker,apologetically,"and,afterall,it’shisownhouse;andhe’sveryhospitableinotherways。"
"I’mratherafraid,"saidFisher,inalowervoice,"thatit’sbecomingmoreofamaniathanahobby。I
knowhowitiswhenamanofthatagebeginstocollectthings,ifit’sonlycollectingthoserottenlittleriverfish。YourememberTalbot’sunclewithhistoothpicks,andpooroldBuzzyandthewasteofcigarashes。Hookhasdonealotofbigthingsinhistime——thegreatdealintheSwedishtimbertradeandthePeaceConferenceatChicago——butIdoubtwhetherhecaresnowforanyofthosebigthingsashecaresforthoselittlefish。"
"Oh,come,come,"protestedtheAttorney—General。
"You’llmakeMr。Marchthinkhehascometocallonalunatic。Believeme,Hookonlydoesitforfun,likeanyothersport,onlyhe’softhekindthattakeshisfunsadly。ButIbetiftherewerebignewsabouttimberorshipping,hewoulddrophisfunandhisfishallright。"
"Well,Iwonder,"saidHorneFisher,lookingsleepilyattheislandintheriver。
"Bytheway,isthereanynewsofanything?"askedHarkerofHaroldMarch。"Iseeyou’vegotaneveningpaper;oneofthoseenterprisingeveningpapersthatcomeoutinthemorning。"
"ThebeginningofLordMerivale’sBirminghamspeech,"repliedMarch,handinghimthepaper。"It’sonlyaparagraph,butitseemstomerathergood。"
Harkertookthepaper,flappedandrefoldedit,andlookedatthe"StopPress"news。Itwas,asMarchhadsaid,onlyaparagraph。ButitwasaparagraphthathadapeculiareffectonSirJohnHarker。Hisloweringbrowsliftedwithaflickerandhiseyesblinked,andforamomenthisleatheryjawwasloosened。Helookedinsomeoddfashionlikeaveryoldman。Then,hardeninghisvoiceandhandingthepapertoFisherwithoutatremor,hesimplysaid:
"Well,here’sachanceforthebet。You’vegotyourbignewstodisturbtheoldman’sfishing。"
HorneFisherwaslookingatthepaper,andoverhismorelanguidandlessexpressivefeaturesachangealsoseemedtopass。Eventhatlittleparagraphhadtwoorthreelargeheadlines,andhiseyeencountered,"SensationalWarningtoSweden,"
and,"WeShallProtest。"
"Whatthedevil——"hesaid,andhiswordssoftenedfirsttoawhisperandthenawhistle。
"WemusttelloldHookatonce,orhe’llneverforgiveus,"saidHarker。"He’llprobablywanttoseeNumberOneinstantly,thoughitmaybetoolatenow。I’mgoingacrosstohimatonce。IbetI’llmakehimforgethisfish,anyhow。"And,turninghisback,hemadehiswayhurriedlyalongtheriversidetothecausewayofflatstones。
MarchwasstaringatFisher,inamazementattheeffecthispinkpaperhadproduced。
"Whatdoesitallmean?"hecried。"IalwayssupposedweshouldprotestindefenseoftheDanishports,fortheirsakesandourown。WhatisallthisbotherationaboutSirIsaacandtherestofyou?Doyouthinkitbadnews?"
"Badnews!"repeatedFisher,withasortofsoftemphasisbeyondexpression。
"Isitasbadasallthat?"askedhisfriend,atlast。
"Asbadasallthat?"repeatedFisher。"Whyofcourseit’sasgoodasitcanbe。It’sgreatnews。It’sgloriousnews!That’swherethedevilofitcomesin,toknockusallsilly。It’sadmirable。It’sinestimable。
Itisalsoquiteincredible。"
Hegazedagainatthegrayandgreencolorsoftheislandandtheriver,andhisratherdrearyeyetraveledslowlyroundtothehedgesandthelawns。
"Ifeltthisgardenwasasortofdream,"hesaid,"andIsupposeImustbedreaming。Butthereisgrassgrowingandwatermoving;andsomethingimpossiblehashappened。"
Evenashespokethedarkfigurewithastooplikeavultureappearedinthegapofthehedgejustabovehim。
"Youhavewonyourbet,"saidHarker,inaharshandalmostcroakingvoice。"Theoldfoolcaresfornothingbutfishing。Hecursedmeandtoldmehewouldtalknopolitics。"
"Ithoughtitmightbeso,"saidFisher,modestly。
"Whatareyougoingtodonext?"
"Ishallusetheoldidiot’stelephone,anyhow,"
repliedthelawyer。"Imustfindoutexactlywhathashappened。I’vegottospeakfortheGovernmentmyselfto—morrow。"Andhehurriedawaytowardthehouse。
Inthesilencethatfollowed,averybewildeingsilencesofarasMarchwasconcerned,theysawthequaintfigureoftheDukeofWestmoreland,withhiswhitehatandwhiskers,approachingthemacrossthegarden。Fisherinstantlysteppedtowardhimwiththepinkpaperinhishand,and,withafewwords,pointedouttheapocalypticparagraph。Theduke,whohadbeenwalkingslowly,stoodquitestill,andforsomesecondshelookedlikeatailor’sdummystandingandstaringoutsidesomeantiquatedshop。
ThenMarchheardhisvoice,anditwashighandalmosthysterical:
"Buthemustseeit;hemustbemadetounderstand。Itcannothavebeenputtohimproperly。"Then,withacertainrecoveryoffullnessandevenpomposityinthevoice,"Ishallgoandtellhimmyself。"
Amongthequeerincidentsofthatafternoon,Marchalwaysrememberedsomethingalmostcomicalabouttheclearpictureoftheoldgentlemaninhiswonderfulwhitehatcarefullysteppingfromstonetostoneacrosstheriver,likeafigurecrossingthetrafficinPiccadilly。Thenhedisappearedbehindthetreesoftheisland,andMarchandFisherturnedtomeettheAttorney—General,whowascomingoutofthehousewithavisageofgrimassurance。
"Everybodyissaying,"hesaid,"thatthePrimeMinisterhasmadethegreatestspeechofhislife。
Perorationandloudandprolongedcheers。Corruptfinanciersandheroicpeasants。WewillnotdesertDenmarkagain。"
Fishernoddedandturnedawaytowardthetowingpath,wherehesawthedukereturningwitharatherdazedexpression。Inanswertoquestion,hesaid,inahuskyandconfidentialvoice:
"Ireallythinkourpoorfriendcannotbehimself。
Herefusedtolisten;he——ah——suggestedthatImightfrightenthefish。"
AkeenearmighthavedetectedamurmurfromMr。Fisheronthesubjectofawhitehat,butSirJohnHarkerstruckitmoredecisively:
"Fisherwasquiteright。Ididn’tbelieveitmyself,butit’squiteclearthattheoldfellowisfixedonthisfishingnotionbynow。Ifthehousecaughtfirebehindhimhewouldhardlymovetillsunset。"
Fisherhadcontinuedhisstrolltowardthehigherembankedgroundofthetowingpath,andhenowsweptalongandsearchinggaze,nottowardtheisland,buttowardthedistantwoodedheightsthatwerethewallsofthevalley。Aneveningskyasclearasthatofthepreviousdaywassettlingdownalloverthedimlandscape,buttowardthewestitwasnowredratherthangold;therewasscarcelyanysoundbutthemonotonousmusicoftheriver。Thencamethesoundofahalf—stifledexclamationfromHorneFisher,andHaroldMarchlookedupathiminwonder。
"Youspokeofbadnews,"saidFisher。"Well,thereisreallybadnewsnow。Iamafraidthisisabadbusiness。"
"Whatbadnewsdoyoumean?"askedhisfriend,consciousofsomethingstrangeandsinisterinhisvoice。
"Thesunhasset,"answeredFisher。
Hewentonwiththeairofoneconsciousofhavingsaidsomethingfatal。"Wemustgetsomebodytogoacrosswhomhewillreallylistento。Hemaybemad,butthere’smethodinhismadness。Therenearlyalwaysismethodinmadness。
It’swhatdrivesmenmad,beingmethodical。Andhenevergoesonsittingthereaftersunset,withthewholeplacegettingdark。Where’shisnephew?I
believehe’sreallyfondofhisnephew。"
"Look!"criedMarch,abruptly。"Why,he’sbeenacrossalready。Thereheiscomingback。"
And,lookinguptheriveroncemore,theysaw,darkagainstthesunsetreflections,thefigureofJamesBullensteppinghastilyandratherclumsilyfromstonetostone。Onceheslippedonastonewithaslightsplash。Whenherejoinedthegrouponthebankhisolivefacewasunnaturallypale。
Theotherfourmenhadalreadygatheredonthesamespotandalmostsimultaneouslywerecallingouttohim,"Whatdoeshesaynow?"
"Nothing。Hesays——nothing。"
Fisherlookedattheyoungmansteadilyforamoment;thenhestartedfromhisimmobility。and,makingamotiontoMarchtofollowhim,himselfstrodedowntotherivercrossing。Inafewmomentstheywereonthelittlebeatentrackthatranroundthewoodedisland,totheothersideofitwherethefishermansat。Thentheystoodandlookedathim,withoutaword。
SirIsaacHookwasstillsittingproppedupagainstthestumpofthetree,andthatforthebestofreasons。Alengthofhisowninfalliblefishinglinewastwistedandtightenedtwiceroundhisthroatandthentwiceroundthewoodenpropbehindhim。Theleadinginvestigatorranforwardandtouchedthefisherman’shand,anditwasascoldasafish。
"Thesunhasset,"saidHorneFisher,inthesameterribletones,"andhewillneverseeitriseagain。"
Tenminutesafterwardthefivemen,shakenbysuchashock,wereagaintogetherinthegarden,lookingatoneanotherwithwhitebutwatchfulfaces。
Thelawyerseemedthemostalertofthegroup;hewasarticulateifsomewhatabrupt。
"Wemustleavethebodyasitisandtelephoneforthepolice,"hesaid。"Ithinkmyownauthoritywillstretchtoexaminingtheservantsandthepoorfellow’spapers,toseeifthereisanythingthatconcernsthem。Ofcourse,noneofyougentlemenmustleavethisplace。"
Perhapstherewassomethinginhisrapidandrigorouslegalitythatsuggestedtheclosingofanetortrap。Anyhow,youngBullensuddenlybrokedown,orperhapsblewup,forhisvoicewaslikeanexplosioninthesilentgarden。
"Inevertouchedhim,"hecried。"IswearIhadnothingtodowithit!"
"Whosaidyouhad?"demandedHarker,withahardeye。"Whydoyoucryoutbeforeyou’rehurt?"
"Becauseyoualllookatmelikethat,"criedtheyoungman,angrily。"DoyouthinkIdon’tknowyou’realwaystalkingaboutmydamneddebtsandexpectations?"
RathertoMarch’ssurprise,Fisherhaddrawnawayfromthisfirstcollision,leadingthedukewithhimtoanotherpartofthegarden。Whenhewasoutofearshotoftheothershesaid,withacurioussimplicityofmanner:
"Westmoreland,Iamgoingstraighttothepoint。"
"Well?"saidtheother,staringathimstolidly。