首页 >出版文学> The Man Who Knew Too Much>第4章
  Withoutmorewordsthegreatcriminalinvestigatorwentintothelightedlibrary,shuttingthedoorbehindhim,andFisher,withoutreplying,turnedandbegantotalkquietlytoTravers。"Itiscurious,"hesaid,"thatthethingshouldhappenjustinfrontofthatplace。"
  "Itwouldcertainlybeverycurious,"repliedTravers,"iftheplaceplayedanypartinit。"
  "Ithink,"repliedFisher,"thatthepartitdidn’tplayismorecuriousstill。"
  AndwiththeseapparentlymeaninglesswordsheturnedtotheshakenBoyleand,takinghisarm,begantowalkhimupanddowninthemoonlight,talkinginlowtones。
  DawnhadbeguntobreakabruptandwhitewhenCuthbertGrayneturnedoutthelightsinthelibraryandcameoutontothelinks。Fisherwasloungingaboutalone,inhislistlessfashion;butthepolicemessengerforwhomhehadsentwasstandingatattentioninthebackground。
  "IsentBoyleoffwithTravers,"observedFisher,carelessly;"he’lllookafterhim,andhe’dbetterhavesomesleep,anyhow。"
  "Didyougetanythingoutofhim?"askedGrayne。
  "DidhetellyouwhatheandHastingsweredoing?"
  "Yes,"answeredFisher,"hegavemeaprettyclearaccount,afterall。HesaidthatafterLadyHastingswentoffinthecarthegeneralaskedhimtotakecoffeewithhiminthelibraryandlookupapointaboutlocalantiquities。HehimselfwasbeginningtolookforBudge’sbookinoneoftherevolvingbookstandswhenthegeneralfounditinoneofthebookshelvesonthewall。Afterlookingatsomeoftheplatestheywentout,itwouldseem,ratherabruptly,ontothelinks,andwalkedtowardtheoldwell;andwhileBoylewaslookingintoitheheardathudbehindhim,andturnedroundtofindthegenerallyingaswefoundhim。Hehimselfdroppedonhiskneestoexaminethebody,andthenwasparalyzedwithasortofterrorandcouldnotcomenearertoitortouchit。
  ButIthinkverylittleofthat;peoplecaughtinarealshockofsurprisearesometimesfoundinthequeerestpostures。"
  Grayneworeagrimsmileofattention,andsaid,afterashortsilence:
  "Well,hehasn’ttoldyoumanylies。It’sreallyacreditablyclearandconsistentaccountofwhathappened,witheverythingofimportanceleftout。"
  "Haveyoudiscoveredanythinginthere?"askedFisher。
  "Ihavediscoveredeverything,"answeredGrayne。
  Fishermaintainedasomewhatgloomysilence,astheotherresumedhisexplanationinquietandassuredtones。
  "Youwerequiteright,Fisher,whenyousaidthatyoungfellowwasindangerofgoingdowndarkwaystowardthepit。Whetherorno,asyoufancied,thejoltyougavetohisviewofthegeneralhadanythingtodowithit,hehasnotbeentreatingthegeneralwellforsometime。It’sanunpleasantbusiness,andIdon’twanttodwellonit;butit’sprettyplainthathiswifewasnottreatinghimwell,either。Idon’tknowhowfaritwent,butitwentasfarasconcealment,anyhow;forwhenLadyHastingsspoketoBoyleitwastotellhimshehadhiddenanoteintheBudgebookinthelibrary。Thegeneraloverheard,orcamesomehowtoknow,andhewentstraighttothebookandfoundit。HeconfrontedBoylewithit,andtheyhadascene,ofcourse。AndBoylewasconfrontedwithsomethingelse;hewasconfrontedwithanawfulalternative,inwhichthelifeofoneoldmanmeantruinandhisdeathmeanttriumphandevenhappiness。"
  "Well,"observedFisher,atlast,"Idon’tblamehimfornottellingyouthewoman’spartofthestory。Buthowdoyouknowabouttheletter?"
  "Ifounditonthegeneral’sbody,"answeredGrayne,"butIfoundworsethingsthanthat。
  ThebodyhadstiffenedinthewayratherpeculiartopoisonsofacertainAsiaticsort。ThenI
  examinedthecoffeecups,andIknewenoughchemistrytofindpoisoninthedregsofoneofthem。Now,theGeneralwentstraighttothebookcase,leavinghiscupofcoffeeonthebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom。Whilehisbackwasturned,andBoylewaspretendingtoexaminethebookstand,hewasleftalonewiththecoffeecup。Thepoisontakesabouttenminutestoact,andtenminutes’walkwouldbringthemtothebottomlesswell。"
  "Yes,"remarkedFisher,"andwhataboutthebottomlesswell?"
  "Whathasthebottomlesswellgottodowithit?"
  askedhisfriend。
  "Ithasnothingtodowithit,"repliedFisher。"ThatiswhatIfindutterlyconfoundingandincredible。"
  "Andwhyshouldthatparticularholeinthegroundhaveanythingtodowithit?"
  "Itisaparticularholeinyourcase,"saidFisher。
  "ButIwon’tinsistonthatjustnow。Bytheway,thereisanotherthingIoughttotellyou。IsaidIsentBoyleawayinchargeofTravers。ItwouldbejustastruetosayIsentTraversinchargeofBoyle。"
  "Youdon’tmeantosayyoususpectTomTravers?"criedtheother。
  her。
  "HewasadealbittereragainstthegeneralthanBoyleeverwas,"observedHorneFisher,withacuriousindifference。
  "Man,you’renotsayingwhatyoumean,"criedGrayne。"ItellyouIfoundthepoisoninoneofthecoffeecups。"
  "TherewasalwaysSaid,ofcourse,"addedFisher,"eitherforhatredorhire。Weagreedhewascapableofalmostanything。"
  "Andweagreedhewasincapableofhurtinghismaster,"retortedGrayne。
  "Well,well,"saidFisher,amiably,"Idaresayyouareright;butIshouldjustliketohavealookatthelibraryandthecoffeecups。"
  Hepassedinside,whileGrayneturnedtothepolicemaninattendanceandhandedhimascribblednote,tobetelegraphedfromheadquarters。Themansalutedandhurriedoff;andGrayne,followinghisfriendintothelibrary,foundhimbesidethebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom,onwhichweretheemptycups。
  "ThisiswhereBoylelookedforBudge,orpretendedtolookforhim,accordingtoyouraccount,"hesaid。
  AsFisherspokehebentdowninahalf—crouchingattitude,tolookatthevolumesinthelow,revolvingshelf,forthewholebookstandwasnotmuchhigherthananordinarytable。Thenextmomenthesprangupasifhehadbeenstung。
  "Oh,myGod!"hecried。
  Veryfewpeople,ifany,hadeverseenMr。
  HorneFisherbehaveashebehavedjustthen。Heflashedaglanceatthedoor,sawthattheopenwindowwasnearer,wentoutofitwithaflyingleap,asifoverahurdle,andwentracingacrosstheturf,inthetrackofthedisappearingpoliceman。Grayne,whostoodstaringafterhim,soonsawhistall,loosefigure,returning,restoredtoallitsnormallimpnessandairofleisure。Hewasfanninghimselfslowlywithapieceofpaper,thetelegramhehadsoviolentlyintercepted。
  "LuckyIstoppedthat,"heobserved。"Wemustkeepthisaffairasquietasdeath。Hastingsmustdieofapoplexyorheartdisease。"
  "Whatonearthisthetrouble?"demandedtheotherinvestigator。
  "Thetroubleis,"saidFisher,"thatinafewdaysweshouldhavehadaveryagreeablealternative——ofhanginganinnocentmanorknockingtheBritishEmpiretohell。"
  "Doyoumeantosay,"askedGrayne,"thatthisinfernalcrimeisnottobepunished?"
  Fisherlookedathimsteadily。
  "Itisalreadypunished,"hesaid。
  Afteramoment’spausehewenton。"Youreconstructedthecrimewithadmirableskill,oldchap,andnearlyallyousaidwastrue。Twomenwithtwocoffeecupsdidgointothelibraryanddidputtheircupsonthebookstandanddidgotogethertothewell,andoneofthemwasamurdererandhadputpoisonintheother’scup。ButitwasnotdonewhileBoylewaslookingattherevolvingbookcase。Hedidlookatit,though,searchingfortheBudgebookwiththenoteinit,butI
  fancythatHastingshadalreadymovedittotheshelvesonthewall。Itwaspartofthatgrimgamethatheshouldfinditfirst。
  "Now,howdoesamansearcharevolvingbookcase?Hedoesnotgenerallyhopallrounditinasquattingattitude,likeafrog。Hesimplygivesitatouchandmakesitrevolve。"
  Hewasfrowningatthefloorashespoke,andtherewasalightunderhisheavylidsthatwasnotoftenseenthere。Themysticismthatwasburieddeepunderallthecynicismofhisexperiencewasawakeandmovinginthedepths。Hisvoicetookunexpectedturnsandinflections,almostasiftwomenwerespeaking。
  "ThatwaswhatBoyledid;hebarelytouchedthething,anditwentroundaselasilyastheworldgoesround。Yes,verymuchastheworldgoesround,forthehandthatturneditwasnothis。God,whoturnsthewheelofallthestars,touchedthatwheelandbroughtitfullcircle,thatHisdreadfuljusticemightreturn。"
  "Iambeginning,"saidGrayne,slowly,"tohavesomehazyandhorribleideaofwhatyoumean。"
  "Itisverysimple,"saidFisher,"whenBoylestraightenedhimselffromhisstoopingposture,somethinghadhappenedwhichhehadnotnoticed,whichhisenemyhadnotnoticed,whichnobodyhadnoticed。Thetwocoffeecupshadexactlychangedplaces。"
  TherockyfaceofGrayneseemedtohavesustainedashockinsilence;notalineofitaltered,buthisvoicewhenitcamewasunexpectedlyweakened。
  "Iseewhatyoumean,"hesaid,"and,asyousay,thelesssaidaboutitthebetter。Itwasnottheloverwhotriedtogetridofthehusband,but——theotherthing。Andatalelikethataboutamanlikethatwouldruinushere。Hadyouanyguessofthisatthestart?"
  "Thebottomlesswell,asItoldyou,"answeredFisher,quietly;"thatwaswhatstumpedmefromthestart。Notbecauseithadanythingtodowithit,becauseithadnothingtodowithit。"
  Hepausedamoment,asifchoosinganapproach,andthenwenton:"Whenamanknowshisenemywillbedeadintenminutes,andtakeshimtotheedgeofanunfathomablepit,hemeanstothrowhisbodyintoit。Whatelseshouldhedo?Abornfoolwouldhavethesensetodoit,andBoyleisnotabornfool。
  Well,whydidnotBoyledoit?ThemoreIthoughtofitthemoreIsuspectedtherewassomemistakeinthemurder,sotospeak。Somebodyhadtakensomebodytheretothrowhimin,andyethewasnotthrownin。Ihadalreadyanugly,unformedideaofsomesubstitutionorreversalofparts;thenIstoopedtoturnthebookstandmyself,byaccident,andI
  instantlykneweverything,forIsawthetwocupsrevolveoncemore,likemoonsinthesky。"
  Afterapause,CuthbertGraynesaid,"Andwhatarewetosaytothenewspapers?"
  "Myfriend,HaroldMarch,iscomingalongfromCairoto—day,"saidFisher。"Heisaverybrilliantandsuccessfuljournalist。Butforallthathe’sathoroughlyhonorableman,soyoumustnottellhimthetruth。"
  HalfanhourlaterFisherwasagainwalkingtoandfroinfrontoftheclubhouse,withCaptainBoyle,thelatterbythistimewithaverybuffetedandbewilderedair;perhapsasadderandawiserman。
  "Whataboutme,then?"hewassaying。"AmI
  cleared?AmInotgoingtobecleared?"
  "Ibelieveandhope,"answeredFisher,"thatyouarenotgoingtobesuspected。Butyouarecertainlynotgoingtobecleared。Theremustbenosuspicionagainsthim,andthereforenosuspicionagainstyou。
  Anysuspicionagainsthim,letalonesuchastoryagainsthim,wouldknockusendwaysfromMaltatoMandalay。HewasaheroaswellasaholyterroramongtheMoslems。Indeed,youmightalmostcallhimaMoslemherointheEnglishservice。OfcoursehegotonwiththempartlybecauseofhisownlittledoseofEasternblood;hegotitfromhismother,thedancerfromDamascus;everybodyknowsthat。"
  "Oh,"repeatedBoyle,mechanically,staringathimwithroundeyes,"everybodyknowsthat。"
  "Idaresaytherewasatouchofitinhisjealousyandferociousvengeance,"wentonFisher。"But,forallthat,thecrimewouldruinusamongtheArabs,allthemorebecauseitwassomethinglikeacrimeagainsthospitality。It’sbeenhatefulforyouandit’sprettyhorridforme。Buttherearesomethingsthatdamnedwellcan’tbedone,andwhileI’malivethat’soneofthem。"
  "Whatdoyoumean?"askedBoyle,glancingathimcuriously。"Whyshouldyou,ofallpeople,besopassionateaboutit?"
  HorneFisherlookedattheyoungmanwithabafflingexpression。
  "Isuppose,"hesaid,"it’sbecauseI’maLittleEnglander。"
  "Icannevermakeoutwhatyoumeanbythatsortofthing,"answeredBoyle,doubtfully。
  "DoyouthinkEnglandissolittleasallthat?"saidFisher,withawarmthinhiscoldvoice,"thatitcan’tholdamanacrossafewthousandmiles。Youlecturedmewithalotofidealpatriotism,myyoungfriend;butit’spracticalpatriotismnowforyouandme,andwithnoliestohelpit。Youtalkedasifeverythingalwayswentrightwithusallovertheworld,inatriumphantcrescendoculminatinginHastings。Itellyoueverythinghasgonewrongwithushere,exceptHastings。Hewastheonenamewehadlefttoconjurewith,andthatmustn’tgoaswell,no,byGod!
  It’sbadenoughthatagangofinfernalJewsshouldplantushere,wherethere’snoearthlyEnglishinteresttoserve,andallhellbeatingupagainstus,simplybecauseNoseyZimmernhaslentmoneytohalftheCabinet。It’sbadenoughthatanoldpawnbrokerfromBagdadshouldmakeusfighthisbattles;wecan’tfightwithourrighthandcutoff。OuronescorewasHastingsandhisvictory,whichwasreallysomebodyelse’svictory。TomTravershastosuffer,andsohaveyou。"
  Then,afteramoment’ssilence,hepointedtowardthebottomlesswellandsaid,inaquietertone:
  "ItoldyouthatIdidn’tbelieveinthephilosophyoftheTowerofAladdin。Idon’tbelieveintheEmpiregrowinguntilitreachesthesky;Idon’tbelieveintheUnionJackgoingupandupeternallyliketheTower。
  ButifyouthinkIamgoingtolettheUnionJackgodownanddowneternally,likethebottomlesswell,downintotheblacknessofthebottomlesspit,downindefeatandderision,amidthejeersoftheveryJewswhohavesuckedusdry——noIwon’t,andthat’sflat;notiftheChancellorwereblackmailedbytwentymillionaireswiththeirgutterrags,notifthePrimeMinistermarriedtwentyYankeeJewesses,notifWoodvilleandCarstairshadsharesintwentyswindlingmines。Ifthethingisreallytottering,Godhelpit,itmustn’tbewewhotipitover。"
  Boylewasregardinghimwithabewildermentthatwasalmostfear,andhadevenatouchofdistaste。
  "Somehow,"hesaid,"thereseemstobesomethingratherhorridaboutthethingsyouknow。"
  "Thereis,"repliedHorneFisher。"Iamnotatallpleasedwithmysmallstockofknowledgeandreflection。Butasitispartlyresponsibleforyournotbeinghanged,Idon’tknowthatyouneedcomplainofit。"
  And,asifalittleashamedofhisfirstboast,heturnedandstrolledawaytowardthebottomlesswell。
  V。THEFADOFTHEFISHERMAN
  Athingcansometimesbetooextraordinarytoberemembered。Ifitiscleanoutofthecourseofthings,andhasapparentlynocausesandnoconsequences,subsequenteventsdonotrecallit,anditremainsonlyasubconsciousthing,tobestirredbysomeaccidentlongafter。Itdriftsapartlikeaforgottendream;anditwasinthehourofmanydreams,atdaybreakandverysoonaftertheendofdark,thatsuchastrangesightwasgiventoamanscullingaboatdownariverintheWestcountry。Themanwasawake;indeed,heconsideredhimselfratherwideawake,beingthepoliticaljournalist,HaroldMarch,onhiswaytointerviewvariouspoliticalcelebritiesintheircountryseats。Butthethinghesawwassoinconsequentthatitmighthavebeenimaginary。Itsimplyslippedpasthismindandwaslostinlaterandutterlydifferentevents;nordidheevenrecoverthememorytillhehadlongafterwarddiscoveredthemeaning。
  Palemistsofmorninglayonthefieldsandtherushesalongonemarginoftheriver;alongtheothersideranawalloftawnybrickalmostoverhangingthewater。Hehadshippedhisoarsandwasdriftingforamomentwiththestream,whenheturnedhisheadandsawthatthemonotonyofthelongbrickwallwasbrokenbyabridge;ratheraneleganteighteenth—centurysortofbridgewithlittlecolumnsofwhitestoneturninggray。Therehadbeenfloodsandtheriverstillstoodveryhigh,withdwarfishtreeswaistdeepinit,andratheranarrowarcofwhitedawngleamedunderthecurveofthebridge。
  Ashisownboatwentunderthedarkarchwayhesawanotherboatcomingtowardhim,rowedbyamanassolitaryashimself。Hisposturepreventedmuchbeingseenofhim,butashenearedthebridgehestoodupintheboatandturnedround。Hewasalreadysoclosetothedarkentry,however,thathiswholefigurewasblackagainstthemorninglight,andMarchcouldseenothingofhisfaceexcepttheendoftwolongwhiskersormustachesthatgavesomethingsinistertothesilhouette,likehornsinthewrongplace。
  EventhesedetailsMarchwouldneverhavenoticedbutforwhathappenedinthesameinstant。Asthemancameunderthelowbridgehemadealeapatitandhung,withhislegsdangling,lettingtheboatfloatawayfromunderhim。Marchhadamomentaryvisionoftwoblackkickinglegs;thenofoneblackkickingleg;andthenofnothingexcepttheeddyingstreamandthelongperspectiveofthewall。Butwheneverhethoughtofitagain,longafterward,whenheunderstoodthestoryinwhichitfigured,itwasalwaysfixedinthatonefantasticshape——asifthosewildlegswereagrotesquegravenornamentofthebridgeitself,inthemannerofagargoyle。Atthemomenthemerelypassed,staring,downthestream。
  Hecouldseenoflyingfigureonthebridge,soitmusthavealreadyfled;buthewashalfconsciousofsomefaintsignificanceinthefactthatamongthetreesroundthebridgeheadoppositethewallhesawalamp—post;and,besidethelamp—post,thebroadbluebackofanunconsciouspoliceman。
  Evenbeforereachingtheshrineofhispoliticalpilgrimagehehadmanyotherthingstothinkofbesidestheoddincidentofthebridge;forthemanagementofaboatbyasolitarymanwasnotalwayseasyevenonsuchasolitarystream。Andindeeditwasonlybyanunforeseenaccidentthathewassolitary。Theboathadbeenpurchasedandthewholeexpeditionplannedinconjunctionwithafriend,whohadatthelastmomentbeenforcedtoalterallhisarrangements。HaroldMarchwastohavetraveledwithhisfriendHorneFisheronthatinlandvoyagetoWillowoodPlace,wherethePrimeMinisterwasaguestatthemoment。MoreandmorepeoplewerehearingofHaroldMarch,forhisstrikingpoliticalarticleswereopeningtohimthedoorsoflargerandlargersalons;buthehadnevermetthePrimeMinisteryet。ScarcelyanybodyamongthegeneralpublichadeverheardofHorneFisher;buthehadknownthePrimeMinisterallhislife。Forthesereasons,hadthetwotakentheprojectedjourneytogether,MarchmighthavebeenslightlydisposedtohastenitandFishervaguelycontenttolengthenitout。
  ForFisherwasoneofthosepeoplewhoarebornknowingthePrimeMinister。Theknowledgeseemedtohavenoveryexhilaranteffect,andinhiscaseboresomeresemblancetobeingborntired。Buthewasdistinctlyannoyedtoreceive,justashewasdoingalittlelightpackingoffishingtackleandcigarsforthejourney,atelegramfromWillowoodaskinghimtocomedownatoncebytrain,asthePrimeMinisterhadtoleavethatnight。Fisherknewthathisfriendthejournalistcouldnotpossiblystarttillthenextday,andhelikedhisfriendthejournalist,andhadlookedforwardtoafewdaysontheriver。HedidnotparticularlylikeordislikethePrimeMinister,butheintenselydislikedthealternativeofafewhoursinthetrain。Nevertheless,heacceptedPrimeMinistersasheacceptedrailwaytrains——aspartofasystemwhichhe,atleast,wasnottherevolutionistsentonearthtodestroy。SohetelephonedtoMarch,askinghim,withmanyapologeticcursesandfaintdamns,totaketheboatdowntheriverasarranged,thattheymightmeetatWillowoodbythetimesettled;thenhewentoutsideandhailedataxicabtotakehimtotherailwaystation。Therehepausedatthebookstalltoaddtohislightluggageanumberofcheapmurderstories,whichhereadwithgreatpleasure,andwithoutanypremonitionthathewasabouttowalkintoasstrangeastoryinreallife。
  Alittlebeforesunsethearrived,withhislightsuitcaseinhand,beforethegateofthelongriversidegardensofWillowoodPlace,oneofthesmallerseatsofSirIsaacHook,themasterofmuchshippingandmanynewspapers。Heenteredbythegategivingontheroad,attheoppositesidetotheriver,buttherewasamixedqualityinallthatwaterylandscapewhichperpetuallyremindedatravelerthattheriverwasnear。Whitegleamsofwaterwouldshinesuddenlylikeswordsorspearsinthegreenthickets。
  Andeveninthegardenitself,dividedintocourtsandcurtainedwithhedgesandhighgardentrees,therehungeverywhereintheairthemusicofwater。Thefirstofthegreencourtswhichheenteredappearedtobeasomewhatneglectedcroquetlawn,inwhichwasasolitaryyoungmanplayingcroquetagainsthimself。Yethewasnotanenthusiastforthegame,orevenforthegarden;andhissallowbutwell—featuredfacelookedrathersullenthanotherwise。Hewasonlyoneofthoseyoungmenwhocannotsupporttheburdenofconsciousnessunlesstheyaredoingsomething,andwhoseconceptionsofdoingsomethingarelimitedtoagameofsomekind。Hewasdarkandwell。dressedinalightholidayfashion,andFisherrecognizedhimatonceasayoungmannamedJamesBullen,called,forsomeunknownreason,Bunker。HewasthenephewofSirIsaac;
  but,whatwasmuchmoreimportantatthemoment,hewasalsotheprivatesecretaryofthePrimeMinister。
  "Hullo,Bunker!"observedHorneFisher。"You’rethesortofmanIwantedtosee。Hasyourchiefcomedownyet?"
  "He’sonlystayingfordinner,"repliedBullen,withhiseyeontheyellowball。"He’sgotagreatspeechto—morrowatBirminghamandhe’sgoingstraightthroughto—night。He’smotoringhimselfthere;drivingthecar,Imean。It’stheonethinghe’sreallyproudof。"
  "Youmeanyou’restayingherewithyouruncle,likeagoodboy?"repliedFisher。"ButwhatwilltheChiefdoatBirminghamwithouttheepigramswhisperedtohimbyhisbrilliantsecretary?"
  "Don’tyoustartraggingme,"saidtheyoungmancalledBunker。"I’monlytoogladnottogotrailingafterhim。Hedoesn’tknowathingaboutmapsormoneyorhotelsoranything,andIhavetodanceaboutlikeacourier。Asformyuncle,asI’msupposedtocomeintotheestate,it’sonlydecenttobeheresometimes。"
  "Veryproper,"repliedtheother。"Well,Ishallseeyoulateron,"and,crossingthelawn,hepassedoutthroughagapinthehedge。
  Hewaswalkingacrossthelawntowardthelandingstageontheriver,andstillfeltallaroundhim,underthedomeofgoldenevening,anOldWorldsavorandreverberationinthatriverhauntedgarden。
  Thenextsquareofturfwhichhecrossedseemedatfirstsightquitedeserted,tillhesawinthetwilightoftreesinonecornerofitahammockandinthehammockaman,readinganewspaperandswingingonelegovertheedgeofthenet。
  Himalsohehailedbyname,andthemanslippedtothegroundandstrolledforward。Itseemedfatedthatheshouldfeelsomethingofthepastintheaccidentsofthatplace,forthefiguremightwellhavebeenanearly—Victorianghostrevisitingtheghostsofthecroquethoopsandmallets。Itwasthefigureofanelderlymanwithlongwhiskersthatlookedalmostfantastic,andaquaintandcarefulcutofcollarandcravat。Havingbeenafashionabledandyfortyyearsago,hehadmanagedtopreservethedandyismwhileignoringthefashions。Awhitetop—hatlaybesidetheMorningPostinthehammockbehindhim。ThiswastheDukeofWestmoreland,therelicofafamilyreallysomecenturiesold;andtheantiquitywasnotheraldrybuthistory。NobodyknewbetterthanFisherhowraresuchnoblemenareinfact,andhownumerousinfiction。ButwhetherthedukeowedthegeneralrespectheenjoyedtothegenuinenessofhispedigreeortothefactthatheownedavastamountofveryvaluablepropertywasapointaboutwhichMr。Fisher’sopinionmighthavebeenmoreinterestingtodiscover。
  "Youwerelookingsocomfortable,"saidFisher,"thatIthoughtyoumustbeoneoftheservants。I’mlookingforsomebodytotakethisbagofmine;I
  haven’tbroughtamandown,asIcameawayinahurry。"
  "NorhaveI,forthatmatter,"repliedtheduke,withsomepride。"Ineverdo。Ifthere’soneanimalaliveI
  loatheit’savalet。Ilearnedtodressmyselfatanearlyageandwassupposedtodoitdecently。Imaybeinmysecondchildhood,butI’venotgosofarasbeingdressedlikeachild。"
  "ThePrimeMinisterhasn’tbroughtavalet;he’sbroughtasecretaryinstead,"observedFisher。
  "Devilishinferiorjob。Didn’tIhearthatHarkerwasdownhere?"
  "He’soverthereonthelandingstage,"repliedtheduke,indifferently,andresumedthestudyoftheMorningPost。
  Fishermadehiswaybeyondthelastgreenwallofthegardenontoasortoftowingpathlookingontheriverandawoodenislandopposite。
  There,indeed,hesawalean,darkfigurewithastoopalmostlikethatofavulture,aposturewellknowninthelawcourtsasthatofSirJohnHarker,theAttorney—General。Hisfacewaslinedwithheadwork,foraloneamongthethreeidlersinthegardenhewasamanwhohadmadehisownway;androundhisbaldbrowandhollowtemplesclungdullredhair,quiteflat,likeplatesofcopper。
  "Ihaven’tseenmyhostyet,"saidHorneFisher,inaslightlymoreserioustonethanhehadusedtotheothers,"butIsupposeIshallmeethimatdinner。"
  "Youcanseehimnow;butyoucan’tmeethim,"
  answeredHarker。
  Henoddedhisheadtowardoneendoftheislandopposite,and,lookingsteadilyinthesamedirection,theotherguestcouldseethedomeofabaldheadandthetopofafishingrod,bothequallymotionless,risingoutofthetallundergrowthagainstthebackgroundofthestreambeyond。Thefishermanseemedtobeseatedagainstthestumpofatreeandfacingtowardtheotherbank,sothathisfacecouldnotbeseen,buttheshapeofhisheadwasunmistakable。
  "Hedoesn’tliketobedisturbedwhenhe’sfishing,"
  continuedHarker。"It’sasortoffadofhistoeatnothingbutfish,andhe’sveryproudofcatchinghisown。Ofcoursehe’sallforsimplicity,likesomanyofthesemillionaires。Helikestocomeinsayinghe’sworkedforhisdailybreadlikealaborer。"
  "Doesheexplainhowheblowsalltheglassandstuffsalltheupholstery,"askedFisher,"andmakesallthesilverforks,andgrowsallthegrapesandpeaches,anddesignsallthepatternsonthecarpets?
  I’vealwaysheardhewasabusyman。"
  "Idon’tthinkhementionedit,"answeredthelawyer。"Whatisthemeaningofthissocialsatire?"
  "Well,Iamatrifletired,"saidFisher,"oftheSimpleLifeandtheStrenuousLifeaslivedbyourlittleset。We’reallreallydependentinnearlyeverything,andweallmakeafussaboutbeingindependentinsomething。ThePrimeMinisterprideshimselfondoingwithoutachauffeur,buthecan’tdowithoutafactotumandJack—of—all—trades;andpooroldBunkerhastoplaythepartofauniversalgenius,whichGodknowshewasnevermeantfor。Thedukeprideshimselfondoingwithoutavalet,but,forallthat,hemustgivealotofpeopleaninfernallotoftroubletocollectsuchextraordinaryoldclothesashewears。HemusthavethemlookedupintheBritishMuseumorexcavatedoutofthetombs。Thatwhitehatalonemustrequireasortofexpeditionfittedouttofindit,liketheNorthPole。AndherewehaveoldHookpretendingtoproducehisownfishwhenhecouldn’tproducehisownfishknivesorfishforkstoeatitwith。Hemaybesimpleaboutsimplethingslikefood,butyoubethe’sluxuriousaboutluxuriousthings,especiallylittlethings。Idon’tincludeyou;you’veworkedtoohardtoenjoyplayingatwork。"
  "Isometimesthink,"saidHarker,"thatyouconcealahorridsecretofbeingusefulsometimes。Haven’tyoucomedownheretoseeNumberOnebeforehegoesontoBirmingham?"
  HorneFisheranswered,inalowervoice:"Yes;
  andIhopetobeluckyenoughtocatchhimbeforedinner。He’sgottoseeSirIsaacaboutsomethingjustafterward。"
  "Hullo!"exclaimedHarker。"SirIsaac’sfinishedhisfishing。Iknowheprideshimselfongettingupatsunriseandgoinginatsunset。"
  Theoldmanontheislandhadindeedrisentohisfeet,facingroundandshowingabushofgraybeardwithrathersmall,sunkenfeatures,butfierceeyebrowsandkeen,cholericeyes。Carefullycarryinghisfishingtackle,hewasalreadymakinghiswaybacktothemainlandacrossabridgeofflatstepping—stonesalittlewaydowntheshallowstream;thenheveeredround,comingtowardhisguestsandcivillysalutingthem。Therewereseveralfishinhisbasketandhewasinagoodtemper。
  "Yes,"hesaid,acknowledgingFisher’spoliteexpressionofsurprise,"Igetupbeforeanybodyelseinthehouse,Ithink。Theearlybirdcatchestheworm。"
  "Unfortunately,"saidHarker,"itistheearlyfishthatcatchestheworm。"
  "Buttheearlymancatchesthefish,"repliedtheoldman,gruffly。
  "ButfromwhatIhear,SirIsaac,youarethelateman,too,"interposedFisher。"Youmustdowithverylittlesleep。"
  "Ineverhadmuchtimeforsleeping,"answeredHook,"andIshallhavetobethelatemanto—night,anyhow。ThePrimeMinisterwantstohaveatalk,hetellsme,and,allthingsconsidered,Ithinkwe’dbetterbedressingfordinner。"
  Dinnerpassedoffthateveningwithoutawordofpoliticsandlittleenoughbutceremonialtrifles。
  ThePrimeMinister,LordMerivale,whowasalong,slimmanwithcurlygrayhair,wasgravelycomplimentarytohishostabouthissuccessasafishermanandtheskillandpatiencehedisplayed;
  theconversationflowedliketheshallowstreamthroughthestepping—stones。
  "Itwantspatiencetowaitforthem,nodoubt,"saidSirIsaac,"andskilltoplaythem,butI’mgenerallyprettyluckyatit。"
  "Doesabigfisheverbreakthelineandgetaway?"inquiredthepolitician,withrespectfulinterest。
  "NotthesortoflineIuse,"answeredHook,withsatisfaction。"Iratherspecializeintackle,asamatteroffact。Ifhewerestrongenoughtodothat,he’dbestrongenoughtopullmeintotheriver。"
  "Agreatlosstothecommunity,"saidthePrimeMinister,bowing。
  Fisherhadlistenedtoallthesefutilitieswithinwardimpatience,waitingforhisownopportunity,andwhenthehostrosehesprangtohisfeetwithanalertnessherarelyshowed。HemanagedtocatchLordMerivalebeforeSirIsaacborehimoffforthefinalinterview。Hehadonlyafewwordstosay,buthewantedtogetthemsaid。
  Hesaid,inalowvoiceasheopenedthedoorforthePremier,"IhaveseenMontmirail;hesaysthatunlessweprotestimmediatelyonbehalfofDenmark,Swedenwillcertainlyseizetheports。"
  LordMerivalenodded。"I’mjustgoingtohearwhatHookhastosayaboutit,"hesaid。
  "Iimagine,"saidFisher,withafaintsmile,"thatthereisverylittledoubtwhathewillsayaboutit。"
  Merivaledidnotanswer,butloungedgracefullytowardthelibrary,whitherhishosthadalreadyprecededhim。Therestdriftedtowardthebilliardroom,Fishermerelyremarkingtothelawyer:"Theywon’tbelong。Weknowthey’repracticallyinagreement。"
  "HookentirelysupportsthePrimeMinister,"
  assentedHarker。
  "OrthePrimeMinisterentirelysupportsHook,"
  saidHorneFisher,andbeganidlytoknocktheballsaboutonthebilliardtable。
  HorneFishercamedownnextmorninginalateandleisurelyfashion,aswashisreprehensiblehabit;
  hehadevidentlynoappetiteforcatchingworms。Buttheotherguestsseemedtohavefeltasimilarindifference,andtheyhelpedthemselvestobreakfastfromthesideboardatintervalsduringthehoursverginguponlunch。Sothatitwasnotmanyhourslaterwhenthefirstsensationofthatstrangedaycameuponthem。Itcameintheformofayoungmanwithlighthairandacandidexpression,whocamescullingdowntheriveranddisembarkedatthelandingstage。Itwas,infact,nootherthanMr。
  HaroldMarch,whosejourneyhadbegunfarawayuptheriverintheearliesthoursofthatday。Hearrivedlateintheafternoon,havingstoppedforteainalargeriversidetown,andhehadapinkeveningpaperstickingoutofhispocket。Hefellontheriversidegardenlikeaquietandwell—behavedthunderbolt,buthewasathunderboltwithoutknowingit。
  Thefirstexchangeofsalutationsandintroductionswascommonplaceenough,andconsisted,indeed,oftheinevitablerepetitionofexcusesfortheeccentricseclusionofthehost。Hehadgonefishingagain,ofcourse,andmustnotbedisturbedtilltheappointedhour,thoughhesatwithinastone’sthrowofwheretheystood。
  "Youseeit’shisonlyhobby,"observedHarker,apologetically,"and,afterall,it’shisownhouse;andhe’sveryhospitableinotherways。"
  "I’mratherafraid,"saidFisher,inalowervoice,"thatit’sbecomingmoreofamaniathanahobby。I
  knowhowitiswhenamanofthatagebeginstocollectthings,ifit’sonlycollectingthoserottenlittleriverfish。YourememberTalbot’sunclewithhistoothpicks,andpooroldBuzzyandthewasteofcigarashes。Hookhasdonealotofbigthingsinhistime——thegreatdealintheSwedishtimbertradeandthePeaceConferenceatChicago——butIdoubtwhetherhecaresnowforanyofthosebigthingsashecaresforthoselittlefish。"
  "Oh,come,come,"protestedtheAttorney—General。
  "You’llmakeMr。Marchthinkhehascometocallonalunatic。Believeme,Hookonlydoesitforfun,likeanyothersport,onlyhe’softhekindthattakeshisfunsadly。ButIbetiftherewerebignewsabouttimberorshipping,hewoulddrophisfunandhisfishallright。"
  "Well,Iwonder,"saidHorneFisher,lookingsleepilyattheislandintheriver。
  "Bytheway,isthereanynewsofanything?"askedHarkerofHaroldMarch。"Iseeyou’vegotaneveningpaper;oneofthoseenterprisingeveningpapersthatcomeoutinthemorning。"
  "ThebeginningofLordMerivale’sBirminghamspeech,"repliedMarch,handinghimthepaper。"It’sonlyaparagraph,butitseemstomerathergood。"
  Harkertookthepaper,flappedandrefoldedit,andlookedatthe"StopPress"news。Itwas,asMarchhadsaid,onlyaparagraph。ButitwasaparagraphthathadapeculiareffectonSirJohnHarker。Hisloweringbrowsliftedwithaflickerandhiseyesblinked,andforamomenthisleatheryjawwasloosened。Helookedinsomeoddfashionlikeaveryoldman。Then,hardeninghisvoiceandhandingthepapertoFisherwithoutatremor,hesimplysaid:
  "Well,here’sachanceforthebet。You’vegotyourbignewstodisturbtheoldman’sfishing。"
  HorneFisherwaslookingatthepaper,andoverhismorelanguidandlessexpressivefeaturesachangealsoseemedtopass。Eventhatlittleparagraphhadtwoorthreelargeheadlines,andhiseyeencountered,"SensationalWarningtoSweden,"
  and,"WeShallProtest。"
  "Whatthedevil——"hesaid,andhiswordssoftenedfirsttoawhisperandthenawhistle。
  "WemusttelloldHookatonce,orhe’llneverforgiveus,"saidHarker。"He’llprobablywanttoseeNumberOneinstantly,thoughitmaybetoolatenow。I’mgoingacrosstohimatonce。IbetI’llmakehimforgethisfish,anyhow。"And,turninghisback,hemadehiswayhurriedlyalongtheriversidetothecausewayofflatstones。
  MarchwasstaringatFisher,inamazementattheeffecthispinkpaperhadproduced。
  "Whatdoesitallmean?"hecried。"IalwayssupposedweshouldprotestindefenseoftheDanishports,fortheirsakesandourown。WhatisallthisbotherationaboutSirIsaacandtherestofyou?Doyouthinkitbadnews?"
  "Badnews!"repeatedFisher,withasortofsoftemphasisbeyondexpression。
  "Isitasbadasallthat?"askedhisfriend,atlast。
  "Asbadasallthat?"repeatedFisher。"Whyofcourseit’sasgoodasitcanbe。It’sgreatnews。It’sgloriousnews!That’swherethedevilofitcomesin,toknockusallsilly。It’sadmirable。It’sinestimable。
  Itisalsoquiteincredible。"
  Hegazedagainatthegrayandgreencolorsoftheislandandtheriver,andhisratherdrearyeyetraveledslowlyroundtothehedgesandthelawns。
  "Ifeltthisgardenwasasortofdream,"hesaid,"andIsupposeImustbedreaming。Butthereisgrassgrowingandwatermoving;andsomethingimpossiblehashappened。"
  Evenashespokethedarkfigurewithastooplikeavultureappearedinthegapofthehedgejustabovehim。
  "Youhavewonyourbet,"saidHarker,inaharshandalmostcroakingvoice。"Theoldfoolcaresfornothingbutfishing。Hecursedmeandtoldmehewouldtalknopolitics。"
  "Ithoughtitmightbeso,"saidFisher,modestly。
  "Whatareyougoingtodonext?"
  "Ishallusetheoldidiot’stelephone,anyhow,"
  repliedthelawyer。"Imustfindoutexactlywhathashappened。I’vegottospeakfortheGovernmentmyselfto—morrow。"Andhehurriedawaytowardthehouse。
  Inthesilencethatfollowed,averybewildeingsilencesofarasMarchwasconcerned,theysawthequaintfigureoftheDukeofWestmoreland,withhiswhitehatandwhiskers,approachingthemacrossthegarden。Fisherinstantlysteppedtowardhimwiththepinkpaperinhishand,and,withafewwords,pointedouttheapocalypticparagraph。Theduke,whohadbeenwalkingslowly,stoodquitestill,andforsomesecondshelookedlikeatailor’sdummystandingandstaringoutsidesomeantiquatedshop。
  ThenMarchheardhisvoice,anditwashighandalmosthysterical:
  "Buthemustseeit;hemustbemadetounderstand。Itcannothavebeenputtohimproperly。"Then,withacertainrecoveryoffullnessandevenpomposityinthevoice,"Ishallgoandtellhimmyself。"
  Amongthequeerincidentsofthatafternoon,Marchalwaysrememberedsomethingalmostcomicalabouttheclearpictureoftheoldgentlemaninhiswonderfulwhitehatcarefullysteppingfromstonetostoneacrosstheriver,likeafigurecrossingthetrafficinPiccadilly。Thenhedisappearedbehindthetreesoftheisland,andMarchandFisherturnedtomeettheAttorney—General,whowascomingoutofthehousewithavisageofgrimassurance。
  "Everybodyissaying,"hesaid,"thatthePrimeMinisterhasmadethegreatestspeechofhislife。
  Perorationandloudandprolongedcheers。Corruptfinanciersandheroicpeasants。WewillnotdesertDenmarkagain。"
  Fishernoddedandturnedawaytowardthetowingpath,wherehesawthedukereturningwitharatherdazedexpression。Inanswertoquestion,hesaid,inahuskyandconfidentialvoice:
  "Ireallythinkourpoorfriendcannotbehimself。
  Herefusedtolisten;he——ah——suggestedthatImightfrightenthefish。"
  AkeenearmighthavedetectedamurmurfromMr。Fisheronthesubjectofawhitehat,butSirJohnHarkerstruckitmoredecisively:
  "Fisherwasquiteright。Ididn’tbelieveitmyself,butit’squiteclearthattheoldfellowisfixedonthisfishingnotionbynow。Ifthehousecaughtfirebehindhimhewouldhardlymovetillsunset。"
  Fisherhadcontinuedhisstrolltowardthehigherembankedgroundofthetowingpath,andhenowsweptalongandsearchinggaze,nottowardtheisland,buttowardthedistantwoodedheightsthatwerethewallsofthevalley。Aneveningskyasclearasthatofthepreviousdaywassettlingdownalloverthedimlandscape,buttowardthewestitwasnowredratherthangold;therewasscarcelyanysoundbutthemonotonousmusicoftheriver。Thencamethesoundofahalf—stifledexclamationfromHorneFisher,andHaroldMarchlookedupathiminwonder。
  "Youspokeofbadnews,"saidFisher。"Well,thereisreallybadnewsnow。Iamafraidthisisabadbusiness。"
  "Whatbadnewsdoyoumean?"askedhisfriend,consciousofsomethingstrangeandsinisterinhisvoice。
  "Thesunhasset,"answeredFisher。
  Hewentonwiththeairofoneconsciousofhavingsaidsomethingfatal。"Wemustgetsomebodytogoacrosswhomhewillreallylistento。Hemaybemad,butthere’smethodinhismadness。Therenearlyalwaysismethodinmadness。
  It’swhatdrivesmenmad,beingmethodical。Andhenevergoesonsittingthereaftersunset,withthewholeplacegettingdark。Where’shisnephew?I
  believehe’sreallyfondofhisnephew。"
  "Look!"criedMarch,abruptly。"Why,he’sbeenacrossalready。Thereheiscomingback。"
  And,lookinguptheriveroncemore,theysaw,darkagainstthesunsetreflections,thefigureofJamesBullensteppinghastilyandratherclumsilyfromstonetostone。Onceheslippedonastonewithaslightsplash。Whenherejoinedthegrouponthebankhisolivefacewasunnaturallypale。
  Theotherfourmenhadalreadygatheredonthesamespotandalmostsimultaneouslywerecallingouttohim,"Whatdoeshesaynow?"
  "Nothing。Hesays——nothing。"
  Fisherlookedattheyoungmansteadilyforamoment;thenhestartedfromhisimmobility。and,makingamotiontoMarchtofollowhim,himselfstrodedowntotherivercrossing。Inafewmomentstheywereonthelittlebeatentrackthatranroundthewoodedisland,totheothersideofitwherethefishermansat。Thentheystoodandlookedathim,withoutaword。
  SirIsaacHookwasstillsittingproppedupagainstthestumpofthetree,andthatforthebestofreasons。Alengthofhisowninfalliblefishinglinewastwistedandtightenedtwiceroundhisthroatandthentwiceroundthewoodenpropbehindhim。Theleadinginvestigatorranforwardandtouchedthefisherman’shand,anditwasascoldasafish。
  "Thesunhasset,"saidHorneFisher,inthesameterribletones,"andhewillneverseeitriseagain。"
  Tenminutesafterwardthefivemen,shakenbysuchashock,wereagaintogetherinthegarden,lookingatoneanotherwithwhitebutwatchfulfaces。
  Thelawyerseemedthemostalertofthegroup;hewasarticulateifsomewhatabrupt。
  "Wemustleavethebodyasitisandtelephoneforthepolice,"hesaid。"Ithinkmyownauthoritywillstretchtoexaminingtheservantsandthepoorfellow’spapers,toseeifthereisanythingthatconcernsthem。Ofcourse,noneofyougentlemenmustleavethisplace。"
  Perhapstherewassomethinginhisrapidandrigorouslegalitythatsuggestedtheclosingofanetortrap。Anyhow,youngBullensuddenlybrokedown,orperhapsblewup,forhisvoicewaslikeanexplosioninthesilentgarden。
  "Inevertouchedhim,"hecried。"IswearIhadnothingtodowithit!"
  "Whosaidyouhad?"demandedHarker,withahardeye。"Whydoyoucryoutbeforeyou’rehurt?"
  "Becauseyoualllookatmelikethat,"criedtheyoungman,angrily。"DoyouthinkIdon’tknowyou’realwaystalkingaboutmydamneddebtsandexpectations?"
  RathertoMarch’ssurprise,Fisherhaddrawnawayfromthisfirstcollision,leadingthedukewithhimtoanotherpartofthegarden。Whenhewasoutofearshotoftheothershesaid,withacurioussimplicityofmanner:
  "Westmoreland,Iamgoingstraighttothepoint。"
  "Well?"saidtheother,staringathimstolidly。