首页 >出版文学> Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town>第7章
  Gallagherthenext,andPeteGloversoldhardwareononesideofthestoreandAlfMcNicholsoldpaintontheother。YousoonrealizedtoothatoneofthenewspaperswasConservativeandtheotherwasLiberal,andthattherewasaLiberaldrugstoreandaConservativedrugstore,andsoon。
  Similarlyroundelectiontime,theMariposaHousewastheLiberalHotel,andtheContinentalConservative,thoughMr。Smith’splace,wheretheyalwaysputonacoupleofextrabartenders,waswhatyoumightcallIndependent—Liberal—Conservative,withadashofImperialismthrownin。Mr。Gingham,theundertaker,was,asanaturaleffectofhiscalling,anadvancedLiberal,butatelectiontimehealwaysengagedaspecialassistantforembalmingConservativecustomers。
  Sonow,Ithink,youunderstandsomethingofthegeneralpoliticalsurroundingsofthegreatelectioninMissinabaCounty。
  JohnHenryBagshawwasthesittingmember,theLiberalmember,forMissinabaCounty。
  TheLiberalscalledhimtheoldwarhorse,andtheoldbattle—axe,andtheoldchargerandtheoldchampionandallsortsofthingsofthatkind。TheConservativescalledhimtheoldjackassandtheoldarmymuleandtheoldboozefighterandtheoldgrafterandtheoldscoundrel。
  JohnHenryBagshawwas,Isuppose,oneofthegreatestpoliticalforcesintheworld。Hehadflowingwhitehaircrownedwithafedorahat,andasmoothstatesmanlikefacewhichitcostthecountrytwenty—fivecentsadaytoshave。
  AltogethertheDominionofCanadahadspentovertwothousanddollarsinshavingthatfaceduringthetwentyyearsthatBagshawhadrepresentedMissinabaCounty。Buttheresulthadbeenwellworthit。
  Bagshawworealongpoliticalovercoatthatitcostthecountrytwentycentsadaytobrush,andbootsthatcosttheDominionfifteencentseverymorningtoshine。
  Butitwasmoneywellspent。
  BagshawofMariposawasoneofthemostrepresentativemenoftheage,andit’snowonderthathehadbeenreturnedforthecountyforfiveelectionsrunning,leavingtheConservativesnowhere。Justthinkhowrepresentativehewas。HeownedtwohundredacresoutontheThirdConcessionandkepttwomenworkingonitallthetimetoprovethathewasapracticalfarmer。
  TheysentinfathogstotheMissinabaCountyAgriculturalExpositionandtheWorld’sFaireveryautumn,andBagshawhimselfstoodbesidethepigpenswiththejudges,andworeapairofcorduroybreechesandchewedastrawallafternoon。AfterthatifanyfarmerthoughtthathewasnotproperlyrepresentedinParliament,itshowedthathewasanass。
  Bagshawownedahalfshareintheharnessbusinessandaquartershareinthetanneryandthatmadehimabusinessman。HepaidforapewinthePresbyterianChurchandthatrepresentedreligioninParliament。Heattendedcollegefortwosessionsthirtyyearsago,andthatrepresentededucationandkepthimabreastwithmodernscience,ifnotaheadofit。Hekeptalittleaccountinonebankandabigaccountintheother,sothathewasarichmanorapoormanatthesametime。
  AddtothatthatJohnHenryBagshawwasperhapsthefinestoratorinMariposa。That,ofcourse,issayingagreatdeal。Therearespeakersthere,lotsofthemthatcantalktwoorthreehoursatastretch,buttheoldwarhorsecouldbeatthemall。TheysaythatwhenJohnHenryBagshawgotwellstarted,sayafteracoupleofhoursoftalk,hecouldspeakasPericlesorDemosthenesorCiceronevercouldhavespoken。
  YoucouldtellBagshawahundredyardsoffasamemberoftheHouseofCommons。Heworeapepper—and—saltsuittoshowthathecamefromaruralconstituency,andheworeabroadgoldwatch—chainwithdanglingsealstoshowthathealsorepresentsatown。YoucouldseefromhisquietlowcollarandwhitetiethathiselectoratewereaGodfearing,religiouspeople,whilethehorseshoepinthatheworeshowedthathiselectoratewerenotwithoutsportinginstinctsandknewahorsefromajackass。
  Mostofthetime,JohnHenryBagshawhadtobeatOttawa(thoughhepreferredthequietofhisfarmandalwaysleftit,ashesaid,withasigh)。IfhewasnotinOttawa,hewasinWashington,andofcourseatanytimetheymightneedhiminLondon,sothatitwasnowonderthathecouldonlybeinMariposaabouttwomonthsoftheyear。
  Thatiswhyeverybodyknew,whenBagshawgotofftheafternoontrainonedayearlyinthespring,thattheremustbesomethingveryimportantcomingandthattherumoursaboutanewelectionmustbeperfectlytrue。
  Everythingthathedidshowedthis。Hegavethebaggagemantwenty—fivecentstotakethecheckoffhistrunk,the’busdriverfiftycentstodrivehimuptotheMainStreet,andhewentintoCallahan’stobaccostoreandboughttwoten—centcigarsandtookthemacrossthestreetandgavethemtoMalloryTompkinsoftheTimes—HeraldasapresentfromthePrimeMinister。
  Allthatafternoon,BagshawwentupanddowntheMainStreetofMariposa,andyoucouldsee,ifyouknewthesignsofit,thattherewaspoliticsintheair。Heboughtnailsandputtyandglassinthehardwarestore,andharnessintheharnessshop,anddrugsinthedrugstoreandtoysinthetoyshop,andallthethingslikethatthatareneededforabigcampaign。
  ThenwhenhehaddoneallthishewentoverwithMcGinnistheLiberalorganizerandMalloryTompkins,theTimes—Heraldman,andGingham(thegreatIndependent—Liberalundertaker)tothebackparlourintheMariposaHouse。
  YoucouldtellfromthewayJohnHenryBagshawclosedthedoorbeforehesatdownthathewasinaprettyseriousframeofmind。
  "Gentlemen,"hesaid,"theelectionisacertainty。We’regoingtohaveabigfightonourhandsandwe’vegottogetreadyforit。"
  "Isitgoingtobeonthetariff?"askedTompkins。"Yes,gentlemen,I’mafraiditis。Thewholethingisgoingtoturnonthetariffquestion。Iwishitwereotherwise。Ithinkitmadness,butthey’rebentonit,andwegottofightitonthatline。Whytheycan’tfightitmerelyonthequestionofgraft,"continuedtheoldwarhorse,risingfromhisseatandwalkingupanddown,"Heavenonlyknows。I
  warnedthem。Iappealedtothem。Isaid,fightthethingongraftandwecanwineasy。Takethisconstituency,——whynothavefoughtthethingoutonwhetherIspenttoomuchmoneyonthetownwharforthepost—office?Whatbetterissuescouldamanwant?LetthemclaimthatIamcrookedandletmeclaimthatI’mnot。Surelythatwasgoodenoughwithoutdragginginthetariff。Butnow,gentlemen,tellmeaboutthingsintheconstituency。Isthereanytalkyetofwhoistorun?"
  MalloryTompkinslightedupthesecondofhisPrimeMinister’scigarsandthenansweredforthegroup:"EverybodysaysthatEdwardDroneisgoingtorun。""Ah!"saidtheoldwarhorse,andtherewasjoyuponhisface,"ishe?Atlast!That’sgood,that’sgood——nowwhatplatformwillherunon?"
  "Independent。""Excellent,"saidMr。Bagshaw。"Independent,that’sfine。Onaprogrammeofwhat?"
  "Justsimplehonestyandpublicmorality。"
  "Comenow,"saidthemember,"that’ssplendid:thatwillhelpenormously。Honestyandpublicmorality!Theverything!IfDronerunsandmakesagoodshowing,wewinforacertainty。Tompkins,youmustlosenotimeoverthis。Can’tyoumanagetogetsomearticlesintheotherpapershintingthatatthelastelectionwebribedallthevotersinthecounty,andthatwegaveoutenoughcontractstosimplypervertthewholeconstituency。Implythatwepouredthepublicmoneyintothiscountyinbucketsfulandthatweareboundtodoitagain。
  LetDronehaveplentyofmaterialofthissortandhe’lldrawoffeveryhonestunbiassedvoteintheConservativeparty。
  "Myonlyfearis,"continuedtheoldwarhorse,losingsomeofhisanimation,"thatDronewon’trunafterall。He’ssaiditsooftenbeforeandneverhas。Hehasn’tgotthemoney。Butwemustseetothat。Gingham,youknowhisbrotherwell;youmustworkitsothatwepayDrone’sdepositandhiscampaignexpenses。ButhowlikeDroneitistocomeoutatthistime!"
  ItwasindeedverylikeEdwardDronetoattemptsomisguidedathingastocomeoutanIndependentcandidateinMissinabaCountyonaplatformofpublichonesty。ItwasjustthesortofthingthatanyoneinMariposawouldexpectfromhim。
  EdwardDronewastheRuralDean’syoungerbrother,——youngMr。Drone,theyusedtocallhim,yearsago,todistinguishhimfromtherector。
  Hewasasomewhatweakercopyofhiselderbrother,withasimple,inefficientfaceandkindblueeyes。EdwardDronewas,andalwayshadbeen,afailure。Intraininghehadbeen,onceuponatime,anengineerandbuiltdamsthatbrokeandbridgesthatfelldownandwharvesthatftoatedawayinthespringfloods。Hehadbeenamanufacturerandfailed,hadbeenacontractorandfailed,andnowlivedameagrelifeasasortofsurveyororlandexpertongoodnessknowswhat。
  InhispoliticalideasEdwardDronewasand,aseverybodyinMariposaknew,alwayshadbeencrazy。HeusedtocomeuptotheautumnexercisesatthehighschoolandmakespeechesabouttheancientRomansandTitusManliusandQuintusCurtiusatthesametimewhenJohnHenryBagshawusedtomakeaspeechabouttheMapleLeafandaskforanextrahalfholiday。Droneusedtotelltheboysaboutthelessonstobelearnedfromthelivesofthetrulygreat,andBagshawusedtotalktothemaboutthelessonslearnedfromthelivesoftheextremelyrich。DroneusedtosaythathisheartfilledwheneverhethoughtofthesplendidpatriotismoftheancientRomans,andBagshawsaidthatwheneverhelookedoutoverthiswideDominionhisheartoverflowed。
  EventheyoungestboyintheschoolcouldtellthatDronewasfoolish。Noteventheschoolteacherswouldhavevotedforhim。
  "WhatabouttheConservatives?"askedBagshawpresently;"isthereanytalkyetastowhothey’llbringout?"GinghamandMalloryTompkinslookedatoneanother。Theywerealmostafraidtospeak。
  "Hadn’tyouheard?"saidGingham;"they’vegottheirmanalready。"
  "Whoisit?"saidBagshawquickly。"They’regoingtoputupJoshSmith。"
  "GreatHeaven!"saidBagshaw,jumpingtohisfeet;"Smith!thehotelkeeper。"
  "Yes,sir,"saidMr。Gingham,"that’stheman。"
  Doyouremember,inhistory,howNapoleonturnedpalewhenheheardthattheDukeofWellingtonwastoleadthealliesinBelgium?DoyourememberhowwhenThemistoclesheardthatAristogitonwastoleadtheSpartans,hejumpedintothesea?Possiblyyoudon’t,butitmayhelpyoutoformsomeideaofwhatJohnHenryBagshawfeltwhenheheardthattheConservativeshadselectedJoshSmith,proprietorofSmith’sHotel。
  YourememberSmith。You’veseenhimthereonthestepsofhishotel,——twohundredandeightypoundsinhisstockingedfeet。You’veseenhimsellingliquorafterhoursthroughsheerpublicspirit,andyourecallhowhesavedthelivesofhundredsofpeopleonthedaywhenthesteamersank,andhowhesavedthetownfrombeingdestroyedthenightwhentheChurchofEnglandChurchburntdown。Youknowthathotelofhis,too,halfwaydownthestreet,Smith’sNorthernHealthResort,thoughalreadytheywerebeginningtocallitSmith’sBritishArms。
  SoyoucanimaginethatBagshawcameasneartoturningpaleasamaninfederalpoliticscan。
  "IneverknewSmithwasaConservative,"hesaidfaintly;"healwayssubscribedtoourfund。"
  "Heisnow,"saidMr。Ginghamominously;"hesaystheideaofthisreciprocitybusinesscutshimtotheheart。"
  "Theinfernalliar!"saidMr。Bagshaw。
  Therewassilenceforafewmoments。ThenBagshawspokeagain。
  "WillSmithhaveanythingelseinhisplatformbesidesthetradequestion?"
  "Yes,"saidMr。Ginghamgloomily,"hewill。"
  "Whatisit?"
  "Temperanceandtotalprohibition!"
  JohnHenryBagshawsankbackinhischairasifstruckwithaclub。
  Thereletmeleavehimforachapter。
  ELEVEN
  TheCandidacyofMr。Smith"Boys,"saidMr。Smithtothetwohostlers,steppingoutontothesidewalkinfrontofthehotel,——"hoistthatthereBritishJackovertheplaceandhoistherupgood。"
  Thenhestoodandwatchedtheflagflutteringinthewind。"Billy,"
  hesaidtothedeskclerk,"getacouplemoreandputthemupontheroofofthecaffbehindthehotel。Wiredowntothecityandgetaquotationonahundredofthem。Takethemsigns’AmericanDrinks’outofthebar。Putupnoooneswith’BritishBeeratallHours’;clearouttheryewhiskeyandorderinScotchandIrish,andthengouptotheprintingofficeandgetmethemplacards。"
  ThenanotherthoughtstruckMr。Smith。
  "Say,Billy,"hesaid,"wiretothecityforfiftypicturesofKingGeorge。Get’emgood,andget’emcoloured。Itdon’tmatterwhattheycost。"
  "Allright,sir,"saidBilly。
  "AndBilly,"calledMr。Smith,asstillanotherthoughtstruckhim(indeed,themomentMr。Smithwentintopoliticsyoucouldseethesethoughtsstrikehimlikewaves),"getfiftypicturesofhisfather,oldKingAlbert。"
  "Allright,sir。"
  "Andsay,Itellyou,whileyou’reatit,getsomeoftheoldqueen,Victorina,ifyoucan。Get’eminmourning,withaharpandoneofthemlionsandathree—pointedprong。"
  ItwasonthemorningaftertheConservativeConvention。JoshSmithhadbeenchosenthecandidate。Andnowthewholetownwascoveredwithflagsandplacardsandtherewerebandsinthestreetseveryevening,andnoiseandmusicandexcitementthatwentonfrommorningtillnight。
  Electiontimesareexcitingenougheveninthecity。Buttheretheexcitementdiesdowninbusinesshours。InMariposatherearen’tanybusinesshoursandtheexcitementgoesonallthetime。
  Mr。SmithhadcarriedtheConventionbeforehim。TherehadbeenafeebleattempttoputupNivens。Buteverybodyknewthathewasalawyerandacollegemanandwouldn’thaveachancebyamanwithabroaderoutlooklikeJoshSmith。
  SotheresultwasthatSmithwasthecandidateandtherewereplacardsoutalloverthetownwithSMITHANDBRITISHALLEGIANCEinbigletters,andpeoplewerewearingbadgeswithMr。Smith’sfaceononesideandKingGeorge’sontheother,andthefruitstorenexttothehotelhadbeencleanedoutandturnedintocommitteeroomswithagangofworkerssmokingcigarsinitalldayandhalfthenight。
  Therewereotherplacards,too,withBAGSHAWANDLIBERTY,BAGSHAWAND
  PROSPERITY,VOTEFORTHEOLDMISSINABASTANDARDBEARER,anduptownbesidetheMariposaHousethereweretheBagshawcommitteeroomswithahugewhitestreameracrossthestreet,andwithagangofBagshawworkerssmokingtheirheadsoff。
  ButMr。SmithhadanestimatemadewhichshowedthatnearlytwocigarstooneweresmokedinhiscommitteeroomsascomparedwiththeLiberals。ItwasthefirsttimeinfiveelectionsthattheConservativehadbeenabletomakesuchashowingasthat。
  Onemightmention,too,thattherewereDroneplacardsout,——fiveorsixofthem,——littlethingsaboutthesizeofapockethandkerchief,withastatementthat"Mr。EdwardDronesolicitsthevotesoftheelectorsofMissinabaCounty。"Butyouwouldnevernoticethem。AndwhenDronetriedtoputupastreameracrosstheMainStreetwithDRONEANDHONESTYthewindcarrieditawayintothelake。
  ThefightwasreallybetweenSmithandBagshaw,andeverybodyknewitfromthestart。
  IwishthatIwereabletonarrateallthephasesandtheturnsofthegreatcontestfromtheopeningofthecampaigntillthefinalpollingday。Butitwouldtakevolumes。
  Firstofall,ofcourse,thetradequestionwashotlydiscussedinthetwonewspapersofMariposa,andtheNewspacketandtheTimes—Heraldliterallybristledwithstatistics。Thencameinterviewswiththecandidatesandtheexpressionoftheirconvictionsinregardtotariffquestions。
  "Mr。Smith,"saidthereporteroftheMariposaNewspacket,"we’dliketogetyourviewsoftheeffectoftheproposedreductionofthedifferentialduties。"
  "Bygosh,Pete,"saidMr。Smith,"youcansearchme。Haveacigar。"
  "Whatdoyouthink,Mr。Smith,wouldbetheresultofloweringtheadvaloremBritishpreferenceandadmittingAmericangoodsatareciprocalrate?"
  "It’sacorker,ain’tit?"answeredMr。Smith。"What’llyoutake,lagerordomestic?"
  AndinthatshortdialogueMr。Smithshowedthathehadinstantaneouslygraspedthewholemethodofdealingwiththepress。
  TheinterviewinthepapernextdaysaidthatMr。Smith,whileunwillingtostatepositivelythattheprincipleoftariffdiscriminationwasatvariancewithsoundfiscalscience,wasfirmlyofopinionthatanyreciprocalinterchangeoftariffpreferenceswiththeUnitedStatesmustinevitablyleadtoaseriouspercapitareductionofthenationalindustry。
  "Mr。Smith,"saidthechairmanofadelegationofthemanufacturersofMariposa,"whatdoyouproposetodoinregardtothetariffifyou’reelected?"
  "Boys,"answeredMr。Smith,"I’llputherupsodarnedhightheywon’tnevergetherdownagain。"
  "Mr。Smith,"saidthechairmanofanotherdelegation,"I’manoldfreetrader——"
  "Putitthere,"saidMr。Smith,"so’mI。Thereain’tnothinglikeit。"
  "Whatdoyouthinkaboutimperialdefence?"askedanotherquestioner。
  "Which?"saidMr。Smith。
  "Imperialdefence。"
  "Ofwhat?"
  "Ofeverything。"
  "Whosaysit?"saidMr。Smith。
  "Everybodyistalkingofit。"
  "WhatdotheConservativeboysatOttawaythinkaboutit?"answeredMr。Smith。
  "They’reallforit。"
  "Well,I’mferittoo,"saidMr。Smith。
  Theselittleconversationsrepresentedonlythefirststage,theargumentativestageofthegreatcontest。Itwasduringthisperiod,forexample,thattheMariposaNewspacketabsolutelyprovedthatthepriceofhogsinMariposawasdecimalsixhigherthanthepriceoforangesinSouthernCaliforniaandthattheaveragedecennialimportofeggsintoMissinabaCountyhadincreasedfourdecimalsixeighttwointhelastfifteenyearsmorethantheimportoflemonsinNewOrleans。
  Figuresofthiskindmadethepeoplethink。Mostcertainly。
  Afterallthiscametheorganizingstageandafterthatthebigpublicmeetingsandtherallies。Perhapsyouhaveneverseenacountybeing"organized。"Itisawonderfulsight。
  FirstofalltheBagshawmendrovethroughcrosswiseintopbuggiesandthendrovethroughitagainlengthwise。Whenevertheymetafarmertheywentinandateamealwithhim,andafterthemealtheytookhimouttothebuggyandgavehimadrink。Afterthattheman’svotewasabsolutelysoliduntilitwastamperedwithbyfeedingaConservative。
  Infact,theonlywaytoshowafarmerthatyouareinearnestistogoinandeatamealwithhim。Ifyouwon’teatit,hewon’tvoteforyou。Thatistherecognizedpoliticaltest。
  But,ofcourse,justassoonastheBagshawmenhadbeguntogetthefarmingvotesolidified,theSmithbuggiescamedrivingthroughintheotherdirection,eatingmealsanddistributingcigarsandturningallthefarmersbackintoConservatives。
  HereandthereyoumightseeEdwardDrone,theIndependentcandidate,wanderingroundfromfarmtofarminthedustofthepoliticalbuggies。Toeachofthefarmersheexplainedthathepledgedhimselftogivenobribes,tospendnomoneyandtooffernojobs,andeachoneofthemgrippedhimwarmlybythehandandshowedhimthewaytothenextfarm。
  Aftertheorganizationofthecountytherecametheperiodofthepublicmeetingsandtheralliesandthejointdebatesbetweenthecandidatesandtheirsupporters。
  IsupposetherewasnoplaceinthewholeDominionwherethetradequestion——theReciprocityquestion——wasthreshedoutquitesothoroughlyandinquitesuchanationalpatrioticspiritasinMariposa。Foramonth,atleast,peopletalkedofnothingelse。AmanwouldstopanotherinthestreetandtellhimthathehadreadlastnightthattheaveragepriceofanegginNewYorkwasdecimaloughtonemorethanthepriceofanegginMariposa,andtheothermanwouldstopthefirstonelaterinthedayandtellhimthattheaveragepriceofahoginIdahowaspointsixofacentperpoundless(ormore,——hecouldn’trememberwhichforthemoment)thantheaveragepriceofbeefinMariposa。
  Peoplelivedonfiguresofthissort,andthemanwhocouldremembermostofthemstoodoutasabornleader。
  Butofcourseitwasatthepublicmeetingsthatthesethingsweremostfullydiscussed。ItwouldtakevolumestodofulljusticetoallthemeetingsthattheyheldinMissinabaCounty。Buthereandtheresinglespeechesstoodoutasmasterpiecesofconvincingoratory。
  Take,forexample,thespeechofJohnHenryBagshawattheTecumsehCornersSchoolHouse。TheMariposaTimes—Heraldsaidnextdaythatthatspeechwouldgodowninhistory,andsoitwill,——eversofardown。
  AnyonewhohasheardBagshawknowswhatanimpressivespeakerheis,andonthisnightwhenhespokewiththequietdignityofamanoldinyearsandanxiousonlytoservehiscountry,healmostsurpassedhimself。Neartheendofhisspeechsomebodydroppedapin,andthenoiseitmadeinfallingfairlyrattledthewindows。
  "Iamanoldmannow,gentlemen,"Bagshawsaid,"andthetimemustsooncomewhenImustnotonlyleavepolitics,butmusttakemywaytowardsthatgoalfromwhichnotravellerreturns。"
  TherewasadeephushwhenBagshawsaidthis。ItwasunderstoodtoimplythathethoughtofgoingtotheUnitedStates。
  "Yes,gentlemen,Iamanoldman,andIwish,whenmytimecomestogo,todepartleavingaslittleanimositybehindmeaspossible。ButbeforeIdogo,IwantitprettyclearlyunderstoodthattherearemoredarnscoundrelsintheConservativepartythanoughttobetoleratedinanydecentcommunity。Ibear,"hecontinued,"malicetowardsnoneandIwishtospeakwithgentlenesstoall,butwhatI
  willsayisthathowanysetofrationalresponsiblemencouldnominatesuchaskunkastheConservativecandidatepassestheboundsofmycomprehension。Gentlemen,inthepresentcampaignthereisnoroomforvindictiveabuse。Letusrisetoahigherlevelthanthat。
  Theytellmethatmyopponent,Smith,isacommonsaloonkeeper。Letitpass。Theytellmethathehasstoodconvictedofhorsestealing,thatheisanotableperjurer,thatheisknownastheblackest—heartedliarinMissinabaCounty。Letusnotspeakofit。
  Letnowhisperofitpassourlips。
  "No,gentlemen,"continuedBagshaw,pausingtotakeadrinkofwater,"letusratherconsiderthisquestiononthehighplaneofnationalwelfare。Letusnotthinkofourownparticularinterestsbutletusconsiderthegoodofthecountryatlarge。Andtodothis,letmepresenttoyousomefactsinregardtothepriceofbarleyinTecumsehTownship。"
  Then,amidadeepstillness,Bagshawreadoffthelistofpricesofsixteenkindsofgraininsixteendifferentplacesduringsixteenyears。
  "Butletmeturn,"Bagshawwentontoanotherphaseofthenationalsubject,"andviewforamomentthepriceofmarshhayinMissinabaCounty——"
  WhenBagshawsatdownthatnightitwasfeltthataLiberalvoteinTecumsehTownshipwasaforegoneconclusion。
  Butheretheyhadn’treckonedonthepoliticalgeniusofMr。Smith。
  Whenheheardnextdayofthemeeting,hesummonedsomeofhisleadingspeakerstohimandhesaid:
  "Boys,they’rebeatingusonthemstatissicks。Ournain’tgoodenough。"
  ThenheturnedtoNivensandhesaid:
  "Whatwasthemfiguresyouhadheretheothernight?"
  Nivenstookoutapaperandbeganreading。
  "Stop,"saidMr。Smith,"whatwasthatfigureforbacon?"
  "Fourteenmilliondollars,"saidNivens。
  "Notenough,"saidMr。Smith,"makeittwenty。They’llstandforit,themfarmers。"
  Nivenschangedit。
  "Andwhatwasthatforhay?"
  "Twodollarsaton。"
  "Shoveituptofour,"saidMr。Smith:"AndItellyou,"headded,"ifanyofthemfarmerssaysthefiguresain’tcorrect,tellthemtogotoWashingtonandseeforthemselves;saythatifanymanwantstheproofofyourfigureslethimgoovertoEnglandandask,——tellhimtogostraighttoLondonandseeitallforhimselfinthebooks。"
  Afterthis,therewasnomoretroubleoverstatistics。Imustsaythoughthatitisawonderfullyconvincingthingtoheartradefiguresofthiskindproperlyhandled。PerhapsthebestmanonthissortofthinginthecampaignwasMullins,thebanker。Amanofhisprofessionsimplyhastohavefiguresoftradeandpopulationandmoneyathisfingers’endsandtheeffectofitinpublicspeakingiswonderful。
  Nodoubtyouhavelistenedtospeakersofthiskind,butIquestionwhetheryouhaveeverheardanythingmoretypicalofthesortofeffectthatIalludetothanMullins’sspeechatthebigrallyattheFourthConcession。
  Mullinshimself,ofcourse,knowsthefiguressowellthatheneverbotherstowritethemintonotesandtheeffectisverystriking。
  "Now,gentlemen,"hesaidveryearnestly,"howmanyofyouknowjusttowhatextenttheexportsofthiscountryhaveincreasedinthelasttenyears?Howmanycouldtellwhatpercent。ofincreasetherehasbeeninonedecadeofournationalimportation?"——thenMullinspausedandlookedround。Notamanknewit。
  "Idon’trecall,"hesaid,"exactlythepreciseamountmyself,——notatthismoment,——butitmustbesimplytremendous。Ortakethequestionofpopulation,"Mullinswenton,warmingupagainasabornstatisticianalwaysdoesattheproximityoffigures,"howmanyofyouknow,howmanyofyoucanstate,whathasbeenthedecennialpercentageincreaseinourleadingcities——?"
  Therehepaused,andwouldyoubelieveit,notamancouldstateit。
  "Idon’trecalltheexactfigures,"saidMullins,"butIhavethemathomeandtheyarepositivelycolossal。"
  Butjustinonephaseofthepublicspeaking,thecandidacyofMr。
  Smithreceivedaseriousset—back。
  IthadbeenarrangedthatMr。Smithshouldrunonaplatformoftotalprohibition。Buttheysoonfoundthatitwasamistake。Theyhadimportedaspecialspeakerfromthecity,agravemanwithawhitetie,whoputhiswholeheartintotheworkandwouldtakenothingforitexcepthisexpensesandasumofmoneyforeachspeech。Butbeyondthemoney,Isay,hewouldtakenothing。
  HespokeonenightattheTecumsehCornerssocialhallatthesametimewhentheLiberalmeetingwasgoingonattheTecumsehCornersschoolhouse。
  "Gentlemen,"hesaid,ashepausedhalfwayinhisspeech,——"whilewearegatheredhereinearnestdiscussion,doyouknowwhatishappeningoveratthemeetingplaceofouropponents?Doyouknowthatseventeenbottlesofryewhiskeyweresentoutfromthetownthisafternoontothatinnocentandunsuspectingschoolhouse?
  Seventeenbottlesofwhiskeyhiddeninbetweentheblackboardandthewall,andeverysinglemanthatattendsthatmeeting,——markmywords,everysingleman,——willdrinkhisfilloftheabominablestuffattheexpenseoftheLiberalcandidate!"
  Justassoonasthespeakersaidthis,youcouldseetheSmithmenatthemeetinglookatoneanotherininjuredsurprise,andbeforethespeechwashalfoverthehallwaspracticallyemptied。
  Afterthatthetotalprohibitionplankwaschangedandthecommitteesubstitutedadeclarationinfavourofsuchaformofrestrictivelicenseasshouldpromotetemperancewhileencouragingthemanufactureofspirituousliquors,andbyasevereregulationoftheliquortrafficshouldplaceintoxicantsonlyinthehandsofthosefittedtousethem。
  Finallytherecamethegreatdayitself,theElectionDaythatbrought,aseverybodyknows,thecrowningtriumphofMr。Smith’scareer。Thereisnoneedtospeakofitatanylength,becauseithasbecomeamatterofhistory。
  Inanycase,everybodywhohaseverseenMariposaknowsjustwhatelectiondayislike。Theshops,ofcourse,are,asamatterofcustom,allclosed,andthebarroomsareallclosedbylawsothatyouhavetogoinbythebackway。AllthepeopleareintheirbestclothesandatfirsttheywalkupanddownthestreetinasolemnwayjustastheydoonthetwelfthofJulyandonSt。Patrick’sDay,beforethefunbegins。Everybodykeepslookinginatthedifferentpollingplacestoseeifanybodyelsehasvotedyet,because,ofcourse,nobodycarestovotefirstforfearofbeingfooledafterallandvotingonthewrongside。
  MostofalldidthesupportersofMr。Smith,actingunderhisinstructions,hangbackfromthepollintheearlyhours。ToMr。
  Smith’smind,votingwastobeconductedonthesameplanasbear—shooting。
  "Holdbackyourvotes,boys,"hesaid,"anddon’tbetooeager。Waittillshebeginstowarmupandthenlet’emhaveitgoodandhard。"
  IneachofthepollingplacesinMariposathereisareturningofficerandwithhimaretwoscrutineers,andtheelectors,Isay,peepinandoutlikemicelookingintoatrap。Butifoncethescrutineersgetamanwellintothepollingbooth,theypushhiminbehindalittlecurtainandmakehimvote。Thevoting,ofcourse,isbysecretballot,sothatnooneexceptthescrutineersandthereturningofficerandthetwoorthreepeoplewhomayberoundthepollcanpossiblytellhowamanhasvoted。
  That’showitcomesaboutthatthefirstresultsareoftensocontradictoryandconflicting。SometimesthepollisbadlyarrangedandthescrutineersareunabletoseeproperlyjusthowtheballotsarebeingmarkedandtheycountuptheLiberalsandConservativesindifferentways。Often,too,avotermakeshismarksohurriedlyandcarelesslythattheyhavetopickitoutoftheballotboxandlookatittoseewhatitis。
  IsupposethatmayhavebeenwhyitwasthatinMariposatheresultscameoutatfirstinsuchaconflictingway。PerhapsthatwashowitwasthatthefirstreportsshowedthatEdwardDronetheIndependentcandidatewascertaintowin。Youshouldhaveseenhowtheexcitementgrewuponthestreetswhenthenewswascirculated。InthebigralliesandmeetingsoftheLiberalsandConservatives,everybodyhadprettywellforgottenallaboutDrone,andwhenthenewsgotroundataboutfouro’clockthattheDronevotewascarryingthepoll,thepeopleweresimplyastounded。Notthattheywerenotpleased。Onthecontrary。
  Theyweredelighted。EverybodycameuptoDroneandshookhandsandcongratulatedhimandtoldhimthattheyhadknownallalongthatwhatthecountrywantedwasastraight,honest,non—partisanrepresentation。TheConservativessaidopenlythattheyweresickofparty,utterlydonewithit,andtheLiberalssaidthattheyhatedit。AlreadythreeorfourofthemhadtakenDroneasideandexplainedthatwhatwasneededinthetownwasastraight,clean,nonpartisanpost—office,builtonapieceofgroundofastrictlynon—partisancharacter,andconstructedundercontractsthatwerenottaintedandsmirchedwithpartyaffiliation。TwoorthreemenwerewillingtoshowtoDronejustwhereapieceofgroundofthischaractercouldbebought。TheytoldhimtoothatinthematterofthepostmastershipitselftheyhadnothingagainstTrelawney,thepresentpostmaster,inanypersonalsense,andwouldsaynothingagainsthimexceptmerelythathewasutterlyandhopelesslyunfitforhisjobandthatifDronebelieved,ashehadsaidhedid,inapurifiedcivilservice,heoughttobeginbypurifyingTrelawney。
  AlreadyEdwardDronewasbeginningtofeelsomethingofwhatitmeanttoholdofficeandtherewascreepingintohismannerthequietself—importancewhichisthefirstsignofconsciouspower。
  Infact,inthatbriefhalf—hourofoffice,Dronehadachancetoseesomethingofwhatitmeant。HenryMcGinniscametohimandaskedstraightoutforajobasfederalcensus—takeronthegroundthathewashardupandhadbeencrippledwithrheumatismallwinter。NelsonWilliamsonaskedforthepostofwharfmasteronthepleathathehadbeenlaidupwithsciaticaallwinterandwasabsolutelyfitfornothing。ErasmusArcheraskedhimifhecouldgethisboyPeteintooneofthedepartmentsatOttawa,andmadeastrongcaseofitbyexplainingthathehadtriedhiscussedesttogetPeteajobanywhereelseanditwassimplyimpossible。NotthatPetewasn’tawillingboy,buthewasslow,——evenhisfatheradmittedit,——slowasthedevil,blasthim,andwithnoheadforfiguresandunfortunatelyhe’dneverhadtheschoolingtobringhimon。ButifDronecouldgethiminatOttawa,hisfathertrulybelieveditwouldbetheveryplaceforhim。SurelyintheIndianDepartmentorintheAstronomicalBranchorintheNewCanadianNavytheremustbeanyamountofopeningforaboylikethis?AndtoalloftheserequestsDronefoundhimselfexplainingthathewouldtakethematterunderhisveryearnestconsiderationandthattheymustrememberthathehadtoconsulthiscolleaguesandnotmerelyfollowthedictatesofhisownwishes。Infact,ifhehadeverinhislifehadanyenvyofCabinetMinisters,helostitinthishour。
  ButDrone’shourwasshort。EvenbeforethepollhadclosedinMariposa,thenewscamesweepingin,trueorfalse,thatBagshawwascarryingthecounty。ThesecondconcessionhadgoneforBagshawinaregularlandslide,sixvotestoonlytwoforSmith,——andalldownthetownshiplineroad(wherethehayfarmsare)Bagshawwassaidtobecarryingallbeforehim。
  Justassoonasthatnewswentroundthetown,theylaunchedtheMariposabandoftheKnightsofPythias(everymaninitisaLiberal)downtheMainStreetwithbigredbannersinfrontofitwiththemottoBAGSHAWFOREVERinlettersafoothigh。Suchrejoicingandenthusiasmbegantosetinasyouneversaw。EverybodycrowdedroundBagshawonthestepsoftheMariposaHouseandshookhishandandsaidtheywereproudtoseethedayandthattheLiberalpartywasthegloryoftheDominionandthatasforthisideaofnon—partisanpoliticstheverythoughtofitmadethemsick。RightawayinthecommitteeroomstheybegantoorganizethedemonstrationfortheeveningwithlanternslidesandspeechesandtheyarrangedforahugebouquettobepresentedtoBagshawontheplatformbyfourlittlegirls(allLiberals)alldressedinwhite。
  Anditwasjustatthisjuncture,withonehourofvotingleft,thatMr。Smithemergedfromhiscommitteeroomsandturnedhisvotersonthetown,muchastheDukeofWellingtonsentthewholelinetothechargeatWaterloo。Fromeverycommitteeroomandsub—committeeroomtheypouredoutinflockswithbluebadgesflutteringontheircoats。
  "Getatit,boys,"saidMr。Smith,"voteandkeeponvotingtilltheymakeyouquit。"
  Thenheturnedtohiscampaignassistant。"Billy,"hesaid,"wiredowntothecitythatI’melectedbyanoverwhelmingmajorityandtellthemtowireitrightback。SendwordbytelephonetoallthepollingplacesinthecountythatthehulltownhasgonesolidConservativeandtellthemtosendthesamenewsbackhere。Getcarpentersandtellthemtorunupaplatforminfrontofthehotel;
  tellthemtotakethebardoorcleanoffitshingesandbeallreadytheminutethepollquits。"
  Itwasthatlasthourthatdidit。JustassoonasthebigposterswentupinthewindowsoftheMariposaNewspacketwiththetelegraphicdespatchthatJoshSmithwasreportedinthecitytobeelected,andwasfollowedbythemessagesfromalloverthecounty,thevotershesitatednolonger。Theyhadwaited,mostofthem,allthroughtheday,notwantingtomakeanyerrorintheirvote,butwhentheysawtheSmithmencrowdingintothepollsandheardthenewsfromtheoutside,theywentsolidinonegreatstampede,andbythetimethepollwasdeclaredclosedatfiveo’clocktherewasnoshadowofdoubtthatthecountywassavedandthatJoshSmithwaselectedforMissinaba。
  IwishyoucouldhavewitnessedthesceneinMariposathatevening。
  Itwouldhavedoneyourheartgood;——suchjoy,suchpublicrejoicingasyouneversaw。Itturnedoutthattherewasn’treallyaLiberalinthewholetownandthatthereneverhadbeen。TheywereallConservativesandhadbeenforyearsandyears。Menwhohadvoted,withpainandsorrowintheirhearts,fortheLiberalpartyfortwentyyears,cameoutthateveningandownedupstraightthattheywereConservatives。Theysaidtheycouldstandthestrainnolongerandsimplyhadtoconfess。Whateverthesacrificemightmean,theywerepreparedtomakeit。
  EvenMr。GolgothaGingham,theundertaker,cameoutandadmittedthatinworkingforJohnHenryBagshawhe’dbeengoingstraightagainsthisconscience。Hesaidthatrightfromthefirsthehadhadhismisgivings。Hesaidithadhauntedhim。Oftenatnightwhenhewouldbeworkingawayquietly,oneofthesesuddenmisgivingswouldovercomehimsothathecouldhardlygoonwithhisembalming。Why,itappearedthatontheveryfirstdaywhenreciprocitywasproposed,hehadcomehomeandsaidtoMrs。Ginghamthathethoughtitsimplymeantsellingoutthecountry。Andthestrangethingwasthateversomanyothershadjustthesamemisgivings。TrelawneyadmittedthathehadsaidtoMrs。Trelawneythatitwasmadness,andJeffThorpe,thebarber,had,headmitted,gonehometohisdinner,thefirstdayreciprocitywastalkedof,andsaidtoMrs。Thorpethatitwouldsimplykillbusinessinthecountryandintroduceacheap,shoddy,Americanformofhaircutthatwouldrendertrueloyaltyimpossible。
  TothinkthatMrs。GinghamandMrs。TrelawneyandMrs。Thorpehadknownallthisforsixmonthsandkeptquietaboutit!YetIthinktherewereagoodmanyMrs。Ginghamsinthecountry。Itismerelyanotherproofthatnowomanisfitforpolitics。
  ThedemonstrationthatnightinMariposawillneverbeforgotten。Theexcitementinthestreets,thetorchlights,themusicofthebandoftheKnightsofPythias(anorganizationwhichisconservativeinallbutname),andaboveallthespeechesandthepatriotism。
  Theyhadputupabigplatforminfrontofthehotel,andonitwereMr。Smithandhischiefworkers,andbehindthemwasaperfectforestofflags。TheypresentedahugebouquetofflowerstoMr。Smith,handedtohimbyfourlittlegirlsinwhite,——thesamefourthatI
  spokeofabove,foritturnedoutthattheywereallConservatives。
  Thentherewerethespeeches。JudgePepperleighspokeandsaidthattherewasnoneedtodwellonthevictorythattheyhadachieved,becauseitwashistory;therewasnooccasiontospeakofwhatparthehimselfhadplayed,withinthelimitsofhisofficialposition,becausewhathehaddonewashenceforthamatterofhistory;andNivens,thelawyer,saidthathewouldonlysayjustafewwords,becauseanythingthathemighthavedonewasnowhistory;latergenerations,hesaid,mightreaditbutitwasnotforhimtospeakofit,becauseitbelongednowtothehistoryofthecountry。And,afterthem,othersspokeinthesamestrainandallrefusedabsolutelytodwellonthesubject(formorethanhalfanhour)onthegroundthatanythingthattheymighthavedonewasbetterleftforfuturegenerationstoinvestigate。Andnodoubtthiswasverytrue,astosomethings,anyway。
  Mr。Smith,ofcourse,saidnothing。Hedidn’thaveto,——notforfouryears,——andheknewit。
  TWELVE
  L’Envoi。TheTraintoMariposaItleavesthecityeverydayaboutfiveo’clockintheevening,thetrainforMariposa。
  Strangethatyoudidnotknowofit,thoughyoucomefromthelittletown——ordid,longyearsago。
  Oddthatyouneverknew,inalltheseyears,thatthetrainwasthereeveryafternoon,puffingupsteaminthecitystation,andthatyoumighthaveboardeditanydayandgonehome。No,not"home,"——ofcourseyoucouldn’tcallit"home"now;"home"meansthatbigredsandstonehouseofyoursinthecostlierpartofthecity。"Home"
  means,inaway,thisMausoleumClubwhereyousometimestalkwithmeofthetimesthatyouhadasaboyinMariposa。
  Butofcourse"home"wouldhardlybethewordyouwouldapplytothelittletown,unlessperhaps,lateatnight,whenyou’dbeensittingreadinginaquietcornersomewheresuchabookasthepresentone。
  Naturallyyoudon’tknowoftheMariposatrainnow。Yearsago,whenyoufirstcametothecityasaboywithyourwaytomake,youknewofitwellenough,onlytoowell。Thepriceofaticketcountedinthosedays,andthoughyouknewofthetrainyoucouldn’ttakeit,butsometimesfromsheerhomesicknessyouusedtowanderdowntothestationonaFridayafternoonafteryourwork,andwatchtheMariposapeoplegettingonthetrainandwishthatyoucouldgo。
  Why,youknewthattrainatonetimebetter,Isuppose,thananyothersinglethinginthecity,andlovedittooforthelittletowninthesunshinethatitranto。
  Doyourememberhowwhenyoufirstbegantomakemoneyyouusedtoplanthatjustassoonasyouwererich,reallyrich,you’dgobackhomeagaintothelittletownandbuildagreatbighousewithafineverandah,——nostintaboutit,thebestthatmoneycouldbuy,planedlumber,everysquarefootofit,andafinepicketfenceinfrontofit。
  Itwastobeoneofthegrandestandfinesthousesthatthoughtcouldconceive;muchfiner,intruereality,thanthatvastpalaceofsandstonewiththeportecochereandthesweepingconservatoriesthatyouafterwardsbuiltinthecostlierpartofthecity。
  ButifyouhavehalfforgottenMariposa,andlongsincelostthewaytoit,youareonlylikethegreaterpartofthemenhereinthisMausoleumClubinthecity。WouldyoubelieveitthatpracticallyeveryoneofthemcamefromMariposaonceuponatime,andthatthereisn’toneofthemthatdoesn’tsometimesdreaminthedullquietofthelongeveninghereintheclub,thatsomedayhewillgobackandseetheplace。
  Theyalldo。Onlythey’rehalfashamedtoownit。
  Askyourneighbourthereatthenexttablewhetherthepartridgethattheysometimesservetoyouherecanbecomparedforamomenttothebirdsthatheandyou,orheandsomeoneelse,usedtoshootasboysinthesprucethicketsalongthelake。AskhimifheevertastedduckthatcouldforamomentbecomparedtotheblackducksinthericemarshalongtheOssawippi。Andasforfish,andfishing,——no,don’taskhimaboutthat,forifheeverstartstellingyouofthechubtheyusedtocatchbelowthemilldamandthegreenbassthatusedtolieinthewater—shadowoftherocksbesidetheIndian’sIsland,noteventhelongdulleveninginthisclubwouldbelongenoughforthetellingofit。
  Butnowondertheydon’tknowaboutthefiveo’clocktrainforMariposa。Veryfewpeopleknowaboutit。Hundredsofthemknowthatthereisatrainthatgoesoutatfiveo’clock,buttheymistakeit。
  Eversomanyofthemthinkit’sjustasuburbantrain。Lotsofpeoplethattakeiteverydaythinkit’sonlythetraintothegolfgrounds,butthejokeisthatafteritpassesoutofthecityandthesuburbsandthegolfgrounds,itturnsitselflittlebylittleintotheMariposatrain,thunderingandpoundingtowardsthenorthwithhemlocksparkspouringoutintothedarknessfromthefunnelofit。
  Ofcourseyoucan’ttellitjustatfirst。Allthosepeoplethatarecrowdingintoitwithgolfclubs,andwearingknickerbockersandflatcaps,woulddeceiveanybody。Thatcrowdofsuburbanpeoplegoinghomeoncommutationticketsandsometimesstandingthickintheaisles,thoseare,ofcourse,notMariposapeople。Butlookroundalittlebitandyou’llfindthemeasilyenough。Hereandthereinthecrowdthosepeoplewiththeclothesthatareperfectlyallrightandyetlookoddinsomeway,thewomenwiththepeculiarhatsandthe——whatdoyousay?——lastyear’sfashions?Ahyes,ofcourse,thatmustbeit。
  Anyway,thosearetheMariposapeopleallrightenough。Thatmanwiththetwo—dollarpanamaandtheglaringspectaclesisoneofthegreatestjudgesthateveradornedthebenchofMissinabaCounty。Thatclericalgentlemanwiththewideblackhat,whoisexplainingtothemanwithhimthemarvellousmechanismofthenewairbrake(oneofthemostconspicuousillustrationsofthedivinestructureofthephysicaluniverse),surelyyouhaveseenhimbefore。Mariposapeople!
  Ohyes,thereareanynumberofthemonthetraineveryday。
  Butofcourseyouhardlyrecognizethemwhilethetrainisstillpassingthroughthesuburbsandthegolfdistrictandtheoutlyingpartsofthecityarea。Butwaitalittle,andyouwillseethatwhenthecityiswellbehindyou,bitbybitthetrainchangesitscharacter。Theelectriclocomotivethattookyouthroughthecitytunnelsisoffnowandtheoldwoodengineishitchedoninitsplace。Isuppose,veryprobably,youhaven’tseenoneofthesewoodenginessinceyouwereaboyfortyyearsago,——theoldenginewithawidetoplikeahatonitsfunnel,andwithsparksenoughtolightupasuitfordamagesonceineverymile。
  Doyousee,too,thatthetrimlittlecarsthatcameoutofthecityontheelectricsuburbanexpressarebeingdiscardednowatthewaystations,onebyone,andintheirplaceistheoldfamiliarcarwiththestuffcushionsinredplush(howgorgeousitonceseemed!)andwithaboxstovesetupinoneendofit?Thestoveisburningfuriouslyatitssticksthisautumnevening,fortheairsetsinchillasyougetclearawayfromthecityandarerisinguptothehighergroundofthecountryofthepinesandthelakes。
  Lookfromthewindowasyougo。Thecityisfarbehindnowandrightandleftofyoutherearetrimfarmswithelmsandmaplesnearthemandwithtallwindmillsbesidethebarnsthatyoucanstillseeinthegatheringdusk。Thereisadullredlightfromthewindowsofthefarmstead。Itmustbecomfortablethereaftertheroarandclatterofthecity,andonlythinkofthestillquietofit。
  Asyousitbackhalfdreaminginthecar,youkeepwonderingwhyitisthatyounevercameupbeforeinalltheseyears。Eversomanytimesyouplannedthatjustassoonastherushandstrainofbusinesseasedupalittle,youwouldtakethetrainandgobacktothelittletowntoseewhatitwaslikenow,andifthingshadchangedmuchsinceyourday。Buteachtimewhenyourholidayscame,somehowyouchangedyourmindandwentdowntoNaragansettorNagahuckettorNagasomething,andleftoverthevisittoMariposaforanothertime。
  Itisalmostnightnow。Youcanstillseethetreesandthefencesandthefarmsteads,buttheyarefadingfastinthetwilight。Theyhavelengthenedoutthetrainbythistimewithastringofflatcarsandfreightcarsbetweenwherewearesittingandtheengine。Butateverycrosswaywecanhearthelongmuffledroarofthewhistle,dyingtoamelancholywailthatechoesintothewoods;thewoods,I
  say,forthefarmsarethinningoutandthetrackplungeshereandthereintogreatstretchesofbush,——talltamerackandredscrubwillowandwithatangledundergrowthofbushthathasdefiedfortwogenerationsallattemptstoclearitintotheformoffields。
  Why,look,thatgreatspacethatseemstoopenoutinthehalf—darkofthefallingevening,——why,surelyyes,——LakeOssawippi,thebiglake,astheyusedtocallit,fromwhichtheriverrunsdowntothesmallerlake,——LakeWissanotti,——wherethetownofMariposahaslainwaitingforyouthereforthirtyyears。
  ThisisLakeOssawippisurelyenough。Youwouldknowitanywherebythebroad,still,blackwaterwithhardlyaripple,andwiththegripofthecomingfrostalreadyonit。Suchagreatsheetofblacknessitlooksasthetrainthundersalongtheside,swingingthecurveoftheembankmentatabreakneckspeedasitroundsthecornerofthelake。
  Howfastthetraingoesthisautumnnight!Youhavetravelled,Iknowyouhave;intheEmpireStateExpress,andtheNewLimitedandtheMaritimeExpressthatholdstherecordofsixhundredwhirlingmilesfromParistoMarseilles。Butwhataretheytothis,thismadcareer,thisbreakneckspeed,thisthunderingroaroftheMariposalocaldrivinghardtoitshome!Don’ttellmethatthespeedisonlytwenty—fivemilesanhour。Idon’tcarewhatitis。Itellyou,andyoucanproveitforyourselfifyouwill,thatthattrainofmingledflatcarsandcoachesthatgoestearingintothenight,itsenginewhistleshriekingoutitswarningintothesilentwoodsandechoingoverthedullstilllake,isthefastesttraininthewholeworld。
  Yes,andthebesttoo,——themostcomfortable,themostreliable,themostluxuriousandthespeediesttrainthateverturnedawheel。
  Andthemostgenial,themostsociabletoo。Seehowthepassengersallturnandtalktooneanothernowastheygetnearerandnearertothelittletown。Thatdullreservethatseemedtoholdthepassengersintheelectricsuburbanhascleanvanishedandgone。Theyaretalking,——listen,——oftheharvest,andthelateelection,andofhowthelocalmemberismentionedforthecabinetandalltheoldfamiliartopicsofthesort。AlreadytheconductorhaschangedhisglazedhatforanordinaryroundChristieandyoucanhearthepassengerscallinghimandthebrakesman"Bill"and"Sam"asiftheywereallonefamily。
  Whatisitnow——ninethirty?Ah,thenwemustbenearingthetown,——thisbigbushthatwearepassingthrough,yourememberitsurelyasthegreatswampjustthissideofthebridgeovertheOssawippi?Thereisthebridgeitself,andthelongroarofthetrainasitrushessoundingoverthetrestleworkthatrisesabovethemarsh。Heartheclatteraswepassthesemaphoresandswitchlights!
  Wemustbecloseinnow!
  What?itfeelsnervousandstrangetobecominghereagainafteralltheseyears?Itmustindeed。No,don’tbothertolookatthereflectionofyourfaceinthewindow—paneshadowedbythenightoutside。Nobodycouldtellyounowafteralltheseyears。Yourfacehaschangedintheselongyearsofmoney—gettinginthecity。Perhapsifyouhadcomebacknowandagain,justatoddtimes,itwouldn’thavebeenso。
  There,——youhearit?——thelongwhistleofthelocomotive,one,two,three!YoufeelthesharpslackeningofthetrainasitswingsroundthecurveofthelastembankmentthatbringsittotheMariposastation。See,too,asweroundthecurve,therowoftheflashinglights,thebrightwindowsofthedepot。
  Howvividandplainitallis。Justasitusedtobethirtyyearsago。Thereisthestringofthehotel’buses,drawnupallreadyforthetrain,andasthetrainroundsinandstopshissingandpantingattheplatform,youcanhearaboveallothersoundsthecryofthebrakesmenandtheporters:
  "MARIPOSA!MARIPOSA!"
  Andaswelisten,thecrygrowsfainterandfainterinourearsandwearesittinghereagainintheleatherchairsoftheMausoleumClub,talkingofthelittleTownintheSunshinethatonceweknew。