"SYLVESTER。
"P。S。——Ofcoursehe’sgrownalittle,anddoesn’ttakethingsalwaysasquietlyashedid。HedroppedratherheavilyontwoofWatson’s’purps’lastweek,andsnatchedoldWatsonhimselfbaldheaded,forinterfering。YourememberWatson?Foranintelligentman,heknowsverylittleofCaliforniafauna。HowareyoufixedforbearsonMontgomeryStreet,Imeaninregardtocorralsandthings?S。
"P。P。S。——He’sgotsomenewtricks。Theboyshavebeenteachinghimtoputuphishandswiththem。Heslingsanuglyleft。S。"
IamafraidthatmydesiretopossessmyselfofBabyovercameallotherconsiderations;andItelegraphedanaffirmativeatoncetoSylvester。WhenIreachedmylodgingslatethatafternoon,mylandladywasawaitingmewithatelegram。ItwastwolinesfromSylvester,——
"Allright。Babygoesdownonnight-boat。Beafathertohim。
S。"
Itwasdue,then,atoneo’clockthatnight。ForamomentIwasstaggeredatmyownprecipitation。Ihadasyetmadenopreparations,hadsaidnothingtomylandladyabouthernewguest。
Iexpectedtoarrangeeverythingintime;andnow,throughSylvester’sindecenthaste,thattimehadbeenshortenedtwelvehours。
Something,however,mustbedoneatonce。IturnedtoMrs。Brown。
Ihadgreatrelianceinhermaternalinstincts:Ihadthatstillgreaterreliancecommontooursexinthegeneraltender-
heartednessofprettywomen。ButIconfessIwasalarmed。Yet,withafeeblesmile,Itriedtointroducethesubjectwithclassicaleaseandlightness。Ievensaid,"IfShakspeare’sAthenianclown,Mrs。Brown,believedthatalionamongladieswasadreadfulthing,whatmust"——ButhereIbrokedown;forMrs。
Brown,withtheawfulintuitionofhersex,Isawatoncewasmoreoccupiedwithmymannerthanmyspeech。SoItriedabusinessbrusquerie,and,placingthetelegraminherhand,saidhurriedly,"Wemustdosomethingaboutthisatonce。It’sperfectlyabsurd;
buthewillbehereatoneto-night。Begthousandpardons;butbusinesspreventedmyspeakingbefore"——andpausedoutofbreathandcourage。
Mrs。Brownreadthetelegramgravely,liftedherprettyeyebrows,turnedthepaperover,andlookedontheotherside,andthen,inaremoteandchillingvoice,askedmeifsheunderstoodmetosaythatthemotherwascomingalso。
"Oh,dearno!"Iexclaimedwithconsiderablerelief。"Themotherisdead,youknow。Sylvester,thatismyfriendwhosentthis,shotherwhenthebabywasonlythreedaysold。"ButtheexpressionofMrs。Brown’sfaceatthismomentwassoalarming,thatIsawthatnothingbutthefullestexplanationwouldsaveme。
Hastily,andIfearnotverycoherently,Itoldherall。
Sherelaxedsweetly。ShesaidIhadfrightenedherwithmytalkaboutlions。Indeed,IthinkmypictureofpoorBaby,albeitatriflehighlycolored,touchedhermotherlyheart。ShewasevenalittlevexedatwhatshecalledSylvester’s"hard-heartedness。"
StillIwasnotwithoutsomeapprehension。ItwastwomonthssinceIhadseenhim;andSylvester’svagueallusiontohis"slinginganuglyleft"painedme。IlookedatsympatheticlittleMrs。Brown;
andthethoughtofWatson’spupscoveredmewithguiltyconfusion。
Mrs。Brownhadagreedtositupwithmeuntilhearrived。Oneo’clockcame,butnoBaby。Twoo’clock,threeo’clock,passed。Itwasalmostfourwhentherewasawildclatterofhorses’hoofsoutside,andwithajerkawagonstoppedatthedoor。InaninstantIhadopenedit,andconfrontedastranger。Almostatthesamemoment,thehorsesattemptedtorunawaywiththewagon。
Thestranger’sappearancewas,tosaytheleast,disconcerting。
Hisclotheswerebadlytornandfrayed;hislinensackhungfromhisshoulderslikeaherald’sapron;oneofhishandswasbandaged;
hisfacescratched;andtherewasnohatonhisdishevelledhead。
Toaddtothegeneraleffect,hehadevidentlysoughtrelieffromhiswoesindrink;andheswayedfromsidetosideasheclungtothedoor-handle,and,inaverythickvoice,statedthathehad"suthin"formeoutside。Whenhehadfinished,thehorsesmadeanotherplunge。
Mrs。Brownthoughttheymustbefrightenedatsomething。
"Frightened!"laughedthestrangerwithbitterirony。"Oh,no!
Hossishain’tfrightened!On’yranawayfourtimeshcomin’here。
Oh,no!Nobody’sfrightened。Everythin’sallri’。Ain’tit,Bill?"hesaid,addressingthedriver。"On’ybeenoverboardtwish;
knockeddownahatchwayonce。Thashnothin’!On’ytwomenunnerdoctor’shan’satStockton。Thashnothin’!Sixhunnerdollarshcoveralldammish。"
Iwastoomuchdisheartenedtoreply,butmovedtowardthewagon。
Thestrangereyedmewithanastonishmentthatalmostsoberedhim。
"Doyoureckontotacklethatanimileyourself?"heasked,ashesurveyedmefromheadtofoot。
Ididnotspeak,but,withanappearanceofboldnessIwasfarfromfeeling,walkedtothewagon,andcalled"Baby!"
"Allri’。Cashloosethemstraps,Bill,andstan’clear。"
Thestrapswerecutloose;andBaby,theremorseless,theterrible,quietlytumbledtotheground,and,rollingtomyside,rubbedhisfoolishheadagainstme。
Ithinktheastonishmentofthetwomenwasbeyondanyvocalexpression。Withoutaword,thedrunkenstrangergotintothewagon,anddroveaway。
AndBaby?Hehadgrown,itistrue,atriflelarger;buthewasthin,andborethemarksofevidentillusage。Hisbeautifulcoatwasmattedandunkempt;andhisclaws,thosebrightsteelhooks,hadbeenruthlesslyparedtothequick。Hiseyeswerefurtiveandrestless;andtheoldexpressionofstupidgoodhumorhadchangedtooneofintelligentdistrust。Hisintercoursewithmankindhadevidentlyquickenedhisintellect,withoutbroadeninghismoralnature。
IhadgreatdifficultyinkeepingMrs。Brownfromsmotheringhiminblankets,andruininghisdigestionwiththedelicaciesofherlarder;butIatlastgothimcompletelyrolledupinthecornerofmyroom,andasleep。Ilayawakesometimelaterwithplansforhisfuture。IfinallydeterminedtotakehimtoOakland——whereI
hadbuiltalittlecottage,andalwaysspentmySundays——theverynextday。Andinthemidstofarosypictureofdomesticfelicity,Ifellasleep。
WhenIawoke,itwasbroadday。MyeyesatoncesoughtthecornerwhereBabyhadbeenlying;buthewasgone。Isprangfromthebed,lookedunderit,searchedthecloset,butinvain。Thedoorwasstilllocked;buttherewerethemarksofhisbluntedclawsuponthesillofthewindowthatIhadforgottentoclose。Hehadevidentlyescapedthatway。Butwhere?Thewindowopeneduponabalcony,towhichtheonlyotherentrancewasthroughthehall。Hemustbestillinthehouse。
Myhandwasalreadyuponthebell-rope;butIstayeditintime。
Ifhehadnotmadehimselfknown,whyshouldIdisturbthehouse?
Idressedmyselfhurriedly,andslippedintothehall。Thefirstobjectthatmetmyeyeswasabootlyinguponthestairs。ItborethemarksofBaby’steeth;and,asIlookedalongthehall,Isawtooplainlythattheusualarrayoffreshly-blackenedbootsandshoesbeforethelodgers’doorswasnotthere。AsIascendedthestairs,Ifoundanother,butwiththeblackingcarefullylickedoff。Onthethirdfloorweretwoorthreemoreboots,slightlymouthed;butatthispointBaby’stasteforblackinghadevidentlypalled。Alittlefartheronwasaladder,leadingtoanopenscuttle。Imountedtheladder,andreachedtheflatroof,thatformedacontinuouslevelovertherowofhousestothecornerofthestreet。Behindthechimneyontheverylastroof,somethingwaslurking。ItwasthefugitiveBaby。Hewascoveredwithdustanddirtandfragmentsofglass。Buthewassittingonhishind-
legs,andwaseatinganenormousslabofpeanutcandy,withalookofmingledguiltandinfinitesatisfaction。Heeven,Ifancied,slightlystrokedhisstomachwithhisdisengagedfore-pawasI
approached。HeknewthatIwaslookingforhim;andtheexpressionofhiseyesaidplainly,"Thepast,atleast,issecure。"
Ihurriedhim,withtheevidencesofhisguilt,backtothescuttle,anddescendedontiptoetothefloorbeneath。Providencefavoredus:Imetnooneonthestairs;andhisowncushionedtreadwasinaudible。Ithinkhewasconsciousofthedangersofdetection;forheevenforeboretobreathe,ormuchlesschewthelastmouthfulhehadtaken;andheskulkedatmysidewiththesirupdroppingfromhismotionlessjaws。Ithinkhewouldhavesilentlychokedtodeathjustthen,formysake;anditwasnotuntilIhadreachedmyroomagain,andthrewmyselfpantingonthesofa,thatIsawhownearstrangulationhehadbeen。Hegulpedonceortwiceapologetically,andthenwalkedtothecornerofhisownaccord,androlledhimselfuplikeanimmensesugarplum,sweatingremorseandtreacleateverypore。
IlockedhiminwhenIwenttobreakfast,whenIfoundMrs。Brown’slodgersinastateofintenseexcitementovercertainmysteriouseventsofthenightbefore,andthedreadfulrevelationsofthemorning。Itappearedthatburglarshadenteredtheblockfromthescuttles;that,beingsuddenlyalarmed,theyhadquittedourhousewithoutcommittinganydepredation,droppingeventhebootstheyhadcollectedinthehalls;butthatadesperateattempthadbeenmadetoforcethetillintheconfectioner’sshoponthecorner,andthattheglassshow-caseshadbeenruthlesslysmashed。A
courageousservantinNo。4hadseenamaskedburglar,onhishandsandknees,attemptingtoentertheirscuttle;but,onhershouting,"Awaywidyees!"heinstantlyfled。
Isatthroughthisrecitalwithcheeksthatburneduncomfortably;
norwasIthelessembarrassed,onraisingmyeyes,tomeetMrs。
Brown’sfixedcuriouslyandmischievouslyonmine。AssoonasI
couldmakemyescapefromthetable,Ididso,and,runningrapidlyupstairs,soughtrefugefromanypossibleinquiryinmyownroom。
Babywasstillasleepinthecorner。Itwouldnotbesafetoremovehimuntilthelodgershadgonedowntown;andIwasrevolvinginmymindtheexpediencyofkeepinghimuntilnightveiledhisobtrusiveeccentricityfromthepubliceye,whentherecameacautioustapatmydoor。Iopenedit。Mrs。Brownslippedinquietly,closedthedoorsoftly,stoodwithherbackagainstit,andherhandontheknob,andbeckonedmemysteriouslytowardsher。
Thensheaskedinalowvoice,——
"Ishair-dyepoisonous?"
Iwastooconfoundedtospeak。
"Oh,do!youknowwhatImean,"shesaidimpatiently。"Thisstuff。"SheproducedsuddenlyfrombehindherabottlewithaGreeklabelsolongastoruntwoorthreetimesspirallyarounditfromtoptobottom。"Hesaysitisn’tadye:it’savegetablepreparation,forinvigorating"——
"Whosays?"Iaskeddespairingly。
"Why,Mr。Parker,ofcourse!"saidMrs。Brownseverely,withtheairofhavingrepeatedthenameagreatmanytimes,——"theoldgentlemanintheroomabove。ThesimplequestionIwanttoask,"
shecontinuedwiththecalmmannerofonewhohasjustconvictedanotherofgrossambiguityoflanguage,"isonlythis:Ifsomeofthisstuffwereputinasaucer,andleftcarelesslyonthetable,andachild,orababy,oracat,oranyyounganimal,shouldcomeinatthewindow,anddrinkitup,——awholesaucerfull,——becauseithadasweettaste,woulditbelikelytohurtthem?"
IcastananxiousglanceatBaby,sleepingpeacefullyinthecorner,andaverygratefuloneatMrs。Brown,andsaidIdidn’tthinkitwould。
"Because,"saidMrs。Brownloftilyassheopenedthedoor,"I
thought,ifitwaspoisonous,remediesmightbeusedintime。
Because,"sheaddedsuddenly,abandoningherloftymanner,andwildlyrushingtothecornerwithafranticembraceoftheunconsciousBaby,"because,ifanynastystuffshouldturnitsboofulhairahorridgreen,oranaughtypink,itwouldbreakitsownmuzzer’sheart,itwould!"
But,beforeIcouldassureMrs。Brownoftheinefficiencyofhair-
dyeasaninternalapplication,shehaddartedfromtheroom。
Thatnight,withthesecrecyofdefaulters,BabyandIdecampedfromMrs。Brown’s。Distrustingthetooemotionalnatureofthatnobleanimal,thehorse,Ihadrecoursetoahandcart,drawnbyastoutIrishman,toconveymychargetotheferry。Eventhen,Babyrefusedtogo,unlessIwalkedbythecart,andattimesrodeinit。
"Iwish,"saidMrs。Brown,asshestoodbythedoor,wrappedinanimmenseshawl,andsawusdepart,"Iwishitlookedlesssolemn,——
lesslikeapauper’sfuneral。"
Imustadmit,that,asIwalkedbythecartthatnight,IfeltverymuchasifIwereaccompanyingtheremainsofsomehumblefriendtohislastresting-place;andthat,whenIwasobligedtorideinit,InevercouldentirelyconvincemyselfthatIwasnothelplesslyovercomebyliquor,orthevictimofanaccident,enroutetothehospital。Butatlastwereachedtheferry。Ontheboat,IthinknoonediscoveredBaby,exceptadrunkenman,whoapproachedmetoaskforalightforhiscigar,butwhosuddenlydroppedit,andfledindismaytothegentlemen’scabin,wherehisincoherentravingswereluckilytakenfortheearlierindicationsofdeliriumtremens。
ItwasnearlymidnightwhenIreachedmylittlecottageontheoutskirtsofOakland;anditwaswithafeelingofreliefandsecuritythatIentered,lockedthedoor,andturnedhimlooseinthehall,satisfiedthathenceforwardhisdepredationswouldbelimitedtomyownproperty。Hewasveryquietthatnight;andafterhehadtriedtomountthehatrack,underthemistakenimpressionthatitwasintendedforhisowngymnasticexercise,andknockedallthehatsoff,hewentpeaceablytosleepontherug。
Inaweek,withtheexerciseaffordedhimbytherunofalarge,carefully-boardedenclosure,herecoveredhishealth,strength,spirits,andmuchofhisformerbeauty。Hispresencewasunknowntomyneighbors,althoughitwasnoticeablethathorsesinvariably"shied"inpassingtothewindwardofmyhouse,andthatthebakerandmilkmanhadgreatdifficultyinthedeliveryoftheirwaresinthemorning,andindulgedinunseemlyandunnecessaryprofanityinsodoing。
Attheendoftheweek,IdeterminedtoinviteafewfriendstoseetheBaby,andtothatpurposewroteanumberofformalinvitations。
Afterdescanting,atsomelength,onthegreatexpenseanddangerattendinghiscaptureandtraining,Iofferedaprogrammeoftheperformance,ofthe"InfantPhenomenonofSierranSolitudes,"drawnupintothehighestprofessionalprofusionofalliterationandcapitalletters。Afewextractswillgivethereadersomeideaofhiseducationalprogress:——
1。Hewill,rolledupinaRoundBall,rolldowntheWood-ShedRapidly,illustratingHismannerofEscapingfromHisEnemyinHisNativeWilds。
2。HewillAscendtheWell-Pole,andremovefromtheVeryTopaHat,andasmuchoftheCrownandBrimthereof,asMaybePermitted。
3。Hewillperforminapantomime,descriptiveoftheConductoftheBigBear,TheMiddle-SizedBear,andTheLittleBearofthePopularNurseryLegend。
4。HewillshakehischainRapidly,showinghisMannerofstrikingDismayandTerrorintheBreastsofWanderersinUrsineWildernesses。
Themorningoftheexhibitioncame;butanhourbeforetheperformancethewretchedBabywasmissing。TheChinesecookcouldnotindicatehiswhereabouts。Isearchedthepremisesthoroughly;
andthen,indespair,tookmyhat,andhurriedoutintothenarrowlanethatledtowardtheopenfieldsandthewoodsbeyond。ButI
foundnotracenortrackofBabySylvester。Ireturned,afteranhour’sfruitlesssearch,tofindmyguestsalreadyassembledontherearveranda。Ibrieflyrecountedmydisappointment,myprobableloss,andbeggedtheirassistance。
"Why,"saidaSpanishfriend,whopridedhimselfonhisaccurateknowledgeofEnglish,toBarker,whoseemedtobetryingvainlytorisefromhisrecliningpositionontheveranda,"whydoyounotdisengageyourselffromtheverandaofourfriend?Andwhy,inthenameofHeaven,doyouattachtoyourselfsomuchofthisthing,andmaketoyourselfsuchunnecessarycontortion?Ah,"hecontinued,suddenlywithdrawingoneofhisownfeetfromtheverandawithanevidenteffort,"Iammyselfattached!Surelyitissomethinghere!"
Itevidentlywas。Myguestswereallrisingwithdifficulty。Theflooroftheverandawascoveredwithsomeglutinoussubstance。Itwas——sirup!
Isawitallinaflash。Irantothebarn。Thekegof"goldensirup,"purchasedonlythedaybefore,layemptyuponthefloor。
Therewerestickytracksallovertheenclosure,butstillnoBaby。
"There’ssomethingmovingthegroundovertherebythatpileofdirt,"saidBarker。
Hewasright。Theearthwasshakinginonecorneroftheenclosurelikeanearthquake。Iapproachedcautiously。Isaw,whatIhadnotbeforenoticed,thatthegroundwasthrownup;andthere,inthemiddleofanimmensegrave-likecavity,crouchedBabySylvester,stilldigging,andslowlybutsurelysinkingfromsightinamassofdustandclay。
Whatwerehisintentions?Whetherhewasstungbyremorse,andwishedtohidehimselffrommyreproachfuleyes,orwhetherhewassimplytryingtodryhissirup-besmearedcoat,Inevershallknow;
forthatday,alas!washislastwithme。
Hewaspumpeduponfortwohours,attheendofwhichtimehestillyieldedathintreacle。Hewasthentaken,andcarefullyinwrappedinblankets,andlockedupinthestore-room。Thenextmorninghewasgone!Thelowerportionofthewindowsashandpaneweregonetoo。Hissuccessfulexperimentsonthefragiletextureofglassattheconfectioner’s,onthefirstdayofhisentrancetocivilization,hadnotbeenlostuponhim。Hisfirstessayatcombiningcauseandeffectendedinhisescape。
Wherehewent,wherehehid,whocapturedhim,ifhedidnotsucceedinreachingthefoothillsbeyondOakland,eventheofferofalargereward,backedbytheeffortsofanintelligentpolice,couldnotdiscover。Ineversawhimagainfromthatdayuntil——
DidIseehim?Iwasinahorse-caronSixthAvenue,afewdaysago,whenthehorsessuddenlybecameunmanageable,andleftthetrackforthesidewalk,amidtheoathsandexecrationsofthedriver。Immediatelyinfrontofthecaracrowdhadgatheredaroundtwoperformingbearsandashowman。Oneoftheanimals,thin,emaciated,andthemerewreckofhisnativestrength,attractedmyattention。Iendeavoredtoattracthis。Heturnedapairofbleared,sightlesseyesinmydirection;buttherewasnosignofrecognition。Ileanedfromthecar-window,andcalledsoftly,"Baby!"Buthedidnotheed。Iclosedthewindow。Thecarwasjustmovingon,whenhesuddenlyturned,and,eitherbyaccidentordesign,thrustacallouspawthroughtheglass。
"It’sworthadollarandhalftoputinanewpane,"saidtheconductor,"iffolkswillplaywithbears!"
ANEPISODEOFFIDDLETOWN。
In1858Fiddletownconsideredheraveryprettywoman。Shehadaquantityoflightchestnuthair,agoodfigure,adazzlingcomplexion,andacertainlanguidgracewhichpassedeasilyforgentlewomanliness。Shealwaysdressedbecomingly,andinwhatFiddletownacceptedasthelatestfashion。Shehadonlytwoblemishes:oneofhervelvetyeyes,whenexaminedclosely,hadaslightcast;andherleftcheekboreasmallscarleftbyasingledropofvitriol——happilytheonlydropofanentirephial——thrownuponherbyoneofherownjealoussex,thatreachedtheprettyfaceitwasintendedtomar。But,whentheobserverhadstudiedtheeyessufficientlytonoticethisdefect,hewasgenerallyincapacitatedforcriticism;andeventhescaronhercheekwasthoughtbysometoaddpiquancytohersmile。Theyouthfuleditorof"TheFiddletownAvalanche"hadsaidprivatelythatitwas"anexaggerateddimple。"Col。Starbottlewasinstantly"remindedofthebeautifyingpatchesofthedaysofQueenAnne,butmoreparticularly,sir,oftheblankestbeautifulwomen,that,blankyou,youeverlaidyourtwoblankeyesupon,——aCreolewoman,sir,inNewOrleans。Andthiswomanhadascar,——alineextending,blankme,fromhereyetoherblankchin。Andthiswoman,sir,thrilledyou,sir;maddenedyou,sir;absolutelysentyourblanksoultoperditionwithherblankfascination!AndonedayIsaidtoher,’Celeste,howinblankdidyoucomebythatbeautifulscar,blankyou?’Andshesaidtome,’Star,thereisn’tanotherwhitemanthatI’dconfideinbutyou;butImadethatscarmyself,purposely,Idid,blankme。’Thesewereherverywords,sir,andperhapsyouthinkitablanklie,sir;butI’llputupanyblanksumyoucannameandproveit,blankme。"
Indeed,mostofthemalepopulationofFiddletownwereorhadbeeninlovewithher。Ofthisnumber,aboutone-halfbelievedthattheirlovewasreturned,withtheexception,possibly,ofherownhusband。Healonehadbeenknowntoexpressscepticism。
ThenameofthegentlemanwhoenjoyedthisinfelicitousdistinctionwasTretherick。HehadbeendivorcedfromanexcellentwifetomarrythisFiddletownenchantress。She,also,hadbeendivorced;
butitwashintedthatsomepreviousexperiencesofhersinthatlegalformalityhadmadeitperhapslessnovel,andprobablylesssacrificial。Iwouldnothaveitinferredfromthisthatshewasdeficientinsentiment,ordevoidofitshighestmoralexpression。
Herintimatefriendhadwritten(ontheoccasionofherseconddivorce),"ThecoldworlddoesnotunderstandClarayet;"andCol。
Starbottlehadremarkedblankly,thatwiththeexceptionofasinglewomaninOpelousasParish,La。,shehadmoresoulthanthewholecaboodleofthemputtogether。Fewindeedcouldreadthoselinesentitled"Infelissimus,"commencing,"Whywavesnocypresso’erthisbrow?"originallypublishedin"TheAvalanche,"overthesignatureof"TheLadyClare,"withoutfeelingthetearofsensibilitytrembleonhiseyelids,ortheglowofvirtuousindignationmantlehischeek,atthelowbrutalityandpitiablejocularityof"TheDutchFlatIntelligencer,"whichthenextweekhadsuggestedtheexoticcharacterofthecypress,anditsentireabsencefromFiddletown,asareasonableanswertothequery。
Indeed,itwasthistendencytoelaborateherfeelingsinametricalmanner,anddeliverthemtothecoldworldthroughthemediumofthenewspapers,thatfirstattractedtheattentionofTretherick。SeveralpoemsdescriptiveoftheeffectsofCaliforniasceneryuponatoosensitivesoul,andofthevagueyearningsfortheinfinite,whichanenforcedstudyoftheheartlessnessofCaliforniasocietyproducedinthepoeticbreast,impressedMr。
Tretherick,whowasthendrivingasix-mulefreight-wagonbetweenKnight’sFerryandStockton,toseekouttheunknownpoetess。Mr。
Tretherickwashimselfdimlyconsciousofacertainhiddensentimentinhisownnature;anditispossiblethatsomereflectionsonthevanityofhispursuit,——hesuppliedseveralmining-campswithwhiskeyandtobacco,——inconjunctionwiththedrearinessofthedustyplainonwhichhehabituallydrove,mayhavetouchedsomechordinsympathywiththissensitivewoman。
Howbeit,afterabriefcourtship,——asbriefaswasconsistentwithsomepreviouslegalformalities,——theyweremarried;andMr。
TretherickbroughthisblushingbridetoFiddletown,or"Fideletown,"asMrs。Tretherickpreferredtocallitinherpoems。
Theunionwasnotafelicitousone。ItwasnotlongbeforeMr。
TretherickdiscoveredthatthesentimenthehadfosteredwhilefreightingbetweenStocktonandKnight’sFerrywasdifferentfromthatwhichhiswifehadevolvedfromthecontemplationofCaliforniasceneryandherownsoul。Beingamanofimperfectlogic,thiscausedhimtobeather;andshe,beingequallyfaultyindeduction,wasimpelledtoacertaindegreeofunfaithfulnessonthesamepremise。ThenMr。Tretherickbegantodrink,andMrs。
Trethericktocontributeregularlytothecolumnsof"TheAvalanche。"ItwasatthistimethatCol。StarbottlediscoveredasimilarityinMrs。Tretherick’sversetothegeniusofSappho,andpointeditouttothecitizensofFiddletowninatwo-columnedcriticism,signed"A。S。,"alsopublishedin"TheAvalanche,"andsupportedbyextensivequotation。As"TheAvalanche"didnotpossessafontofGreektype,theeditorwasobligedtoreproducetheLeucadiannumbersintheordinaryRomanletter,totheintensedisgustofCol。Starbottle,andthevastdelightofFiddletown,whosawfittoacceptthetextasanexcellentimitationofChoctaw,——alanguagewithwhichthecolonel,asawhilomresidentoftheIndianTerritories,wassupposedtobefamiliar。Indeed,thenextweek’s"Intelligencer"containedsomeviledoggerel,supposedtobeananswertoMrs。Tretherick’spoem,ostensiblywrittenbythewifeofaDiggerIndianchief,accompaniedbyaglowingeulogium,signed"A。S。S。"
Theresultofthisjocularitywasbrieflygiveninalatercopyof"TheAvalanche。""AnunfortunaterencountertookplaceonMondaylast,betweentheHon。JacksonFlashof"TheDutchFlatIntelligencer"andthewell-knownCol。Starbottleofthisplace,infrontoftheEurekasaloon。Twoshotswerefiredbythepartieswithoutinjurytoeither,althoughitissaidthatapassingChinamanreceivedfifteenbuckshotinthecalvesofhislegsfromthecolonel’sdouble-barrelledshot-gun,whichwerenotintendedforhim。JohnwilllearntokeepoutofthewayofMelicanman’sfire-armshereafter。Thecauseoftheaffrayisnotknown,althoughitishintedthatthereisaladyinthecase。Therumorthatpointstoawell-knownandbeautifulpoetesswhoselucubrationshaveoftengracedourcolumnsseemstogaincredencefromthosethatareposted。"
MeanwhilethepassivenessdisplayedbyTretherickunderthesetryingcircumstanceswasfullyappreciatedinthegulches。"Theoldman’sheadislevel,"saidonelong-bootedphilosopher。"EfthecolonelkillsFlash,Mrs。Tretherickisavenged:ifFlashdropsthecolonel,Tretherickisallright。Eitherway,he’sgotasurething。"Duringthisdelicateconditionofaffairs,Mrs。Tretherickonedayleftherhusband’shome,andtookrefugeattheFiddletownHotel,withonlytheclothesshehadonherback。Hereshestaidforseveralweeks,duringwhichperioditisonlyjusticetosaythatsheboreherselfwiththestrictestpropriety。
ItwasaclearmorninginearlyspringthatMrs。Tretherick,unattended,leftthehotel,andwalkeddownthenarrowstreettowardthefringeofdarkpineswhichindicatedtheextremelimitsofFiddletown。Thefewloungersatthatearlyhourwerepre-
occupiedwiththedepartureoftheWingdowncoachattheotherextremityofthestreet;andMrs。Tretherickreachedthesuburbsofthesettlementwithoutdiscomposingobservation。Hereshetookacrossstreetorroad,runningatrightangleswiththemainthoroughfareofFiddletown,andpassingthroughabeltofwoodland。
Itwasevidentlytheexclusiveandaristocraticavenueofthetown。
Thedwellingswerefew,ambitious,anduninterruptedbyshops。AndhereshewasjoinedbyCol。Starbottle。
Thegallantcolonel,notwithstandingthatheboretheswellingportwhichusuallydistinguishedhim,thathiscoatwastightlybuttoned,andhisbootstightlyfitting,andthathiscane,hookedoverhisarm,swungjauntily,wasnotentirelyathisease。Mrs。
Tretherick,however,vouchsafedhimagracioussmileandaglanceofherdangerouseyes;andthecolonel,withanembarrassedcoughandaslightstrut,tookhisplaceatherside。
"Thecoastisclear,"saidthecolonel,"andTretherickisoveratDutchFlatonaspree。ThereisnooneinthehousebutaChinaman;andyouneedfearnotroublefromhim。I,"hecontinued,withaslightinflationofthechestthatimperilledthesecurityofhisbutton,"Iwillseethatyouareprotectedintheremovalofyourproperty。"
"I’msureit’sverykindofyou,andsodisinterested!"simperedtheladyastheywalkedalong。"It’ssopleasanttomeetsomeonewhohassoul,——someonetosympathizewithinacommunitysohardenedandheartlessasthis。"AndMrs。Tretherickcastdownhereyes,butnotuntiltheywroughttheirperfectandacceptedworkuponhercompanion。
"Yes,certainly,ofcourse,"saidthecolonel,glancingnervouslyupanddownthestreet,——"yes,certainly。"Perceiving,however,thattherewasnooneinsightorhearing,heproceededatoncetoinformMrs。Tretherickthatthegreattroubleofhislife,infact,hadbeenthepossessionoftoomuchsoul。Thatmanywomen——asagentlemanshewouldexcusehim,ofcourse,frommentioningnames——
butmanybeautifulwomenhadoftensoughthissociety,butbeingdeficient,madam,absolutelydeficient,inthisquality,hecouldnotreciprocate。Butwhentwonaturesthoroughlyinsympathy,despisingalikethesordidtrammelsofalowandvulgarcommunity,andtheconventionalrestraintsofahypocriticalsociety,——whentwosoulsinperfectaccordmetandmingledinpoeticalunion,then——butherethecolonel’sspeech,whichhadbeenremarkableforacertainwhiskey-and-wateryfluency,grewhusky,almostinaudible,anddecidedlyincoherent。PossiblyMrs。Tretherickmayhaveheardsomethinglikeitbefore,andwasenabledtofillthehiatus。
Nevertheless,thecheekthatwasonthesideofthecolonelwasquitevirginalandbashfullyconsciousuntiltheyreachedtheirdestination。
Itwasaprettylittlecottage,quitefreshandwarmwithpaint,verypleasantlyrelievedagainstaplatoonofpines,someofwhoseforemostfileshadbeendisplacedtogivefreedomtothefencedenclosureinwhichitsat。Inthevividsunlightandperfectsilence,ithadanew,uninhabitedlook,asifthecarpentersandpaintershadjustleftit。Atthefartherendofthelot,aChinamanwasstolidlydigging;buttherewasnoothersignofoccupancy。"Thecoast,"asthecolonelhadsaid,wasindeed"clear。"Mrs。Tretherickpausedatthegate。Thecolonelwouldhaveenteredwithher,butwasstoppedbyagesture。"Comeformeinacoupleofhours,andIshallhaveeverythingpacked,"shesaid,asshesmiled,andextendedherhand。Thecolonelseizedandpresseditwithgreatfervor。Perhapsthepressurewasslightlyreturned;forthegallantcolonelwasimpelledtoinflatehischest,andtripawayassmartlyashisstubby-toed,high-heeledbootswouldpermit。Whenhehadgone,Mrs。Tretherickopenedthedoor,listenedamomentinthedesertedhall,andthenranquicklyupstairstowhathadbeenherbedroom。
Everythingtherewasunchangedasonthenightsheleftit。Onthedressing-tablestoodherbandbox,assherememberedtohaveleftitwhenshetookoutherbonnet。Onthemantlelaytheothergloveshehadforgotteninherflight。Thetwolowerdrawersofthebureauwerehalfopen(shehadforgottentoshutthem);andonitsmarbletoplayhershawl-pinandasoiledcuff。WhatotherrecollectionscameuponherIknownot;butshesuddenlygrewquitewhite,shivered,andlistenedwithabeatingheart,andherhanduponthedoor。Thenshesteppedtothemirror,andhalffearfully,halfcuriously,partedwithherfingersthebraidsofherblondehairaboveherlittlepinkear,untilshecameuponanugly,half-
healedscar。Shegazedatthis,movingherprettyheadupanddowntogetabetterlightuponit,untiltheslightcastinhervelvetyeyesbecameverystronglymarkedindeed。Thensheturnedawaywithalight,reckless,foolishlaugh,andrantotheclosetwherehungherpreciousdresses。Thesesheinspectednervously,andmissingsuddenlyafavoriteblacksilkfromitsaccustomedpeg,foramoment,thoughtsheshouldhavefainted。Butdiscoveringitthenextinstantlyinguponatrunkwhereshehadthrownit,afeelingofthankfulnesstoasuperiorBeingwhoprotectsthefriendless,forthefirsttimesincerelythrilledher。Then,albeitshewashurriedfortime,shecouldnotresisttryingtheeffectofacertainlavenderneck-ribbonuponthedressshewasthenwearing,beforethemirror。Andthensuddenlyshebecameawareofachild’svoiceclosebesideher,andshestopped。Andthenthechild’svoicerepeated,"Isitmamma?"
Mrs。Tretherickfacedquicklyabout。Standinginthedoorwaywasalittlegirlofsixorseven。Herdresshadbeenoriginallyfine,butwastornanddirty;andherhair,whichwasaveryviolentred,wastumbledserio-comicallyaboutherforehead。Forallthis,shewasapicturesquelittlething,eventhroughwhosechildishtimiditytherewasacertainself-sustainedairwhichisapttocomeuponchildrenwhoareleftmuchtothemselves。Shewasholdingunderherarmaragdoll,apparentlyofherownworkmanship,andnearlyaslargeasherself,——adollwithacylindricalhead,andfeaturesroughlyindicatedwithcharcoal。Alongshawl,evidentlybelongingtoagrownperson,droppedfromhershoulders,andsweptthefloor。
ThespectacledidnotexciteMrs。Tretherick’sdelight。Perhapsshehadbutasmallsenseofhumor。Certainly,whenthechild,stillstandinginthedoorway,againasked,"Isitmamma?"sheansweredsharply,"No,itisn’t,"andturnedaseverelookupontheintruder。
Thechildretreatedastep,andthen,gainingcouragewiththedistance,saidindeliciouslyimperfectspeech,——
"Dow’waythen!whydon’tyoudowaway?"
ButMrs。Tretherickwaseyingtheshawl。Suddenlyshewhippeditoffthechild’sshoulders,andsaidangrily,——
"Howdaredyoutakemythings,youbadchild?"
"Isityours?Thenyouaremymamma;ain’tyou?Youaremamma!"
shecontinuedgleefully;and,beforeMrs。Tretherickcouldavoidher,shehaddroppedherdoll,and,catchingthewoman’sskirtswithbothhands,wasdancingupanddownbeforeher。
"What’syourname,child?"saidMrs。Tretherickcoldly,removingthesmallandnotverywhitehandsfromhergarments。
"Tarry。"
"Tarry?"
"Yeth。Tarry。Tarowline。"
"Caroline?"
"Yeth。TarowlineTretherick。"
"WhosechildAREyou?"demandedMrs。Tretherickstillmorecoldly,tokeepdownarisingfear。
"Why,yours,"saidthelittlecreaturewithalaugh。"I’myourlittledurl。You’remymamma,mynewmamma。Don’tyouknowmyolemamma’sdornaway,nevertoturnbackanymore?Idon’tlivewidmyol’mammanow。Ilivewidyouandpapa。"
"Howlonghaveyoubeenhere?"askedMrs。Trethericksnappishly。
"Ifinkit’sfreedays,"saidCarryreflectively。
"Youthink!Don’tyouknow?"sneeredMrs。Tretherick。"Then,wheredidyoucomefrom?"
Carry’slipbegantoworkunderthissharpcross-examination。Withagreateffortandasmallgulp,shegotthebetterofit,andanswered,——
"Papa,papafetchedme,——fromMissSimmons——fromSacramento,lastweek。"
"Lastweek!Yousaidthreedaysjustnow,"returnedMrs。Tretherickwithseveredeliberation。
"Imeanamonf,"saidCarry,nowutterlyadriftinsheerhelplessnessandconfusion。
"Doyouknowwhatyouaretalkingabout?"demandedMrs。Tretherickshrilly,restraininganimpulsetoshakethelittlefigurebeforeher,andprecipitatethetruthbyspecificgravity。
ButtheflamingredheadheresuddenlydisappearedinthefoldsofMrs。Tretherick’sdress,asifitweretryingtoextinguishitselfforever。
"Therenow——stopthatsniffling,"saidMrs。Tretherick,extricatingherdressfromthemoistembracesofthechild,andfeelingexceedinglyuncomfortable。"Wipeyourfacenow,andrunaway,anddon’tbother。Stop,"shecontinued,asCarrymovedaway。"Where’syourpapa?"
"He’sdornawaytoo。He’ssick。He’sbeendorn"——shehesitated——
"two,free,days。"
"Whotakescareofyou,child?"saidMrs。Tretherick,eyinghercuriously。
"John,theChinaman。Itressesmyselth。Johntooksandmakesthebeds。"
"Well,now,runawayandbehaveyourself,anddon’tbothermeanymore,"saidMrs。Tretherick,rememberingtheobjectofhervisit。
"Stop——whereareyougoing?"sheadded,asthechildbegantoascendthestairs,draggingthelongdollafterherbyonehelplessleg。
"Doinupstairstoplayandbedood,andnobothermamma。"
"Iain’tyourmamma,"shoutedMrs。Tretherick,andthensheswiftlyre-enteredherbedroom,andslammedthedoor。
Onceinside,shedrewforthalargetrunkfromthecloset,andsettoworkwithquerulousandfretfulhastetopackherwardrobe。Shetoreherbestdressintakingitfromthehookonwhichithung:
shescratchedhersofthandstwicewithanambushedpin。Allthewhile,shekeptupanindignantcommentaryontheeventsofthepastfewmoments。Shesaidtoherselfshesawitall。Tretherickhadsentforthischildofhisfirstwife——thischildofwhoseexistencehehadneverseemedtocare——justtoinsulther,tofillherplace。Doubtlessthefirstwifeherselfwouldfollowsoon,orperhapstherewouldbeathird。Redhair,notauburn,butRED,——ofcoursethechild,thisCaroline,lookedlikeitsmother,and,ifso,shewasanythingbutpretty。Orthewholethinghadbeenprepared:thisred-hairedchild,theimageofitsmother,hadbeenkeptataconvenientdistanceatSacramento,readytobesentforwhenneeded。Sherememberedhisoccasionalvisitsthereon——
business,ashesaid。Perhapsthemotheralreadywasthere;butno,shehadgoneEast。Nevertheless,Mrs。Tretherick,inherthenstateofmind,preferredtodwelluponthefactthatshemightbethere。Shewasdimlyconscious,also,ofacertainsatisfactioninexaggeratingherfeelings。Surelynowomanhadeverbeensoshamefullyabused。Infancy,shesketchedapictureofherselfsittingaloneanddeserted,atsunset,amongthefallencolumnsofaruinedtemple,inamelancholyyetgracefulattitude,whileherhusbanddroverapidlyawayinaluxuriouscoach-and-four,withared-hairedwomanathisside。Sittinguponthetrunkshehadjustpacked,shepartlycomposedalugubriouspoem,describinghersufferings,as,wanderingalone,andpoorlyclad,shecameuponherhusbandand"another"flauntinginsilksanddiamonds。Shepicturedherselfdyingofconsumption,broughtonbysorrow,——abeautifulwreck,yetstillfascinating,gazeduponadoringlybytheeditorof"TheAvalanche,"andCol。Starbottle。AndwherewasCol。
Starbottleallthiswhile?Whydidn’thecome?He,atleast,understoodher。He——shelaughedthereckless,lightlaughofafewmomentsbefore;andthenherfacesuddenlygrewgrave,asithadnotafewmomentsbefore。
Whatwasthatlittlered-hairedimpdoingallthistime?Whywasshesoquiet?Sheopenedthedoornoiselessly,andlistened。Shefanciedthatsheheard,abovethemultitudinoussmallnoisesandcreakingsandwarpingsofthevacanthouse,asmallervoicesingingonthefloorabove。This,assheremembered,wasonlyanopenatticthathadbeenusedasastoreroom。Withahalf-guiltyconsciousness,shecreptsoftlyupstairs,and,pushingthedoorpartlyopen,lookedwithin。
Athwartthelong,low-studdedattic,aslantsunbeamfromasinglesmallwindowlay,filledwithdancingmotes,andonlyhalfilluminatingthebarren,drearyapartment。Intherayofthissunbeamshesawthechild’sglowinghair,asifcrownedbyaredaureola,asshesatuponthefloorwithherexaggerateddollbetweenherknees。Sheappearedtobetalkingtoit;anditwasnotlongbeforeMrs。Tretherickobservedthatshewasrehearsingtheinterviewofahalf-hourbefore。Shecatechisedthedollseverely,cross-examiningitinregardtothedurationofitsstaythere,andgenerallyonthemeasureoftime。TheimitationofMrs。
Tretherick’smannerwasexceedinglysuccessful,andtheconversationalmostaliteralreproduction,withasingleexception。Aftershehadinformedthedollthatshewasnothermother,atthecloseoftheinterviewsheaddedpathetically,"thatifshewasdood,verydood,shemightbehermamma,andloveherverymuch。"
IhavealreadyhintedthatMrs。Tretherickwasdeficientinasenseofhumor。Perhapsitwasforthisreasonthatthiswholesceneaffectedhermostunpleasantly;andtheconclusionsentthebloodtinglingtohercheek。Therewassomething,too,inconceivablylonelyinthesituation。Theunfurnishedvacantroom,thehalf-
lights,themonstrousdoll,whoseverysizeseemedtogiveapatheticsignificancetoitsspeechlessness,thesmallnessoftheoneanimate,self-centredfigure,——allthesetouchedmoreorlessdeeplythehalf-poeticsensibilitiesofthewoman。Shecouldnothelputilizingtheimpressionasshestoodthere,andthoughtwhatafinepoemmightbeconstructedfromthismaterial,iftheroomwerealittledarker,thechildlonelier,——say,sittingbesideadeadmother’sbier,andthewindwailingintheturrets。Andthenshesuddenlyheardfootstepsatthedoorbelow,andrecognizedthetreadofthecolonel’scane。
Sheflewswiftlydownthestairs,andencounteredthecolonelinthehall。Hereshepouredintohisastonishedearavolubleandexaggeratedstatementofherdiscovery,andindignantrecitalofherwrongs。"Don’ttellmethewholethingwasn’tarrangedbeforehand;forIknowitwas!"shealmostscreamed。"Andthink,"
sheadded,"oftheheartlessnessofthewretch,leavinghisownchildalonehereinthatway。"
"It’sablankshame!"stammeredthecolonelwithouttheleastideaofwhathewastalkingabout。Infact,utterlyunableashewastocomprehendareasonforthewoman’sexcitementwithhisestimateofhercharacter,Ifearheshoweditmoreplainlythanheintended。
Hestammered,expandedhischest,lookedstern,gallant,tender,butallunintelligently。Mrs。Tretherick,foraninstant,experiencedasickeningdoubtoftheexistenceofnaturesinperfectaffinity。
"It’sofnouse,"saidMrs。Tretherickwithsuddenvehemence,inanswertosomeinaudibleremarkofthecolonel’s,andwithdrawingherhandfromtheferventgraspofthatardentandsympatheticman。