首页 >出版文学> Tales of the Argonauts>第3章
  "I’vesomethingtotellyou,Jack。"
  Hisownfacewaswhite,butnotsowhiteasthatwhichMr。Oakhurstbentoverhim,——afacesoghastly,withhauntingdoubts,andahopelesspresentimentofcomingevil,——afacesopiteousinitsinfinitewearinessandenvyofdeath,thatthedyingmanwastouched,eveninthelanguorofdissolution,withapangofcompassion;andthecynicalsmilefadedfromhislips。
  "Forgiveme,Jack,"hewhisperedmorefeebly,"forwhatIhavetosay。Idon’tsayitinanger,butonlybecauseitmustbesaid。I
  couldnotdomydutytoyou,Icouldnotdiecontented,untilyouknewitall。It’samiserablebusinessatbest,allaround。Butitcan’tbehelpednow。OnlyIoughttohavefallenbyDecker’spistol,andnotyours。"
  AflushlikefirecameintoJack’scheek,andhewouldhaverisen;
  butHamiltonheldhimfast。
  "Listen!Inmypocketyouwillfindtwoletters。Takethem——
  there!Youwillknowthehandwriting。Butpromiseyouwillnotreadthemuntilyouareinaplaceofsafety。Promiseme。"
  Jackdidnotspeak,butheldthelettersbetweenhisfingersasiftheyhadbeenburningcoals。
  "Promiseme,"saidHamiltonfaintly。
  "Why?"askedOakhurst,droppinghisfriend’shandcoldly。
  "Because,"saidthedyingmanwithabittersmile,——"because——whenyouhavereadthem——you——will——goback——tocapture——anddeath!"
  Theywerehislastwords。HepressedJack’shandfaintly。Thenhisgrasprelaxed,andhefellbackacorpse。
  Itwasnearlyteno’clockatnight,andMrs。Deckerreclinedlanguidlyuponthesofawithanovelinherhand,whileherhusbanddiscussedthepoliticsofthecountryinthebar-roomofthehotel。
  Itwasawarmnight;andtheFrenchwindowlookingoutuponalittlebalconywaspartlyopen。Suddenlysheheardafootuponthebalcony,andsheraisedhereyesfromthebookwithaslightstart。
  Thenextmomentthewindowwashurriedlythrustwide,andamanentered。
  Mrs。Deckerrosetoherfeetwithalittlecryofalarm。
  "ForHeaven’ssake,Jack,areyoumad?Hehasonlygoneforalittlewhile——hemayreturnatanymoment。Comeanhourlater,to-morrow,anytimewhenIcangetridofhim——butgo,now,dear,atonce。"
  Mr。Oakhurstwalkedtowardthedoor,boltedit,andthenfacedherwithoutaword。Hisfacewashaggard;hiscoat-sleevehunglooselyoveranarmthatwasbandagedandbloody。
  Neverthelesshervoicedidnotfalterassheturnedagaintowardhim。"Whathashappened,Jack。Whyareyouhere?"
  Heopenedhiscoat,andthrewtwolettersinherlap。
  "Toreturnyourlover’sletters;tokillyou——andthenmyself,"hesaidinavoicesolowastobealmostinaudible。
  Amongthemanyvirtuesofthisadmirablewomanwasinvinciblecourage。Shedidnotfaint;shedidnotcryout;shesatquietlydownagain,foldedherhandsinherlap,andsaidcalmly,——
  "Andwhyshouldyounot?"
  Hadsherecoiled,hadsheshownanyfearorcontrition,hadsheessayedanexplanationorapology,Mr。Oakhurstwouldhavelookeduponitasanevidenceofguilt。Butthereisnoqualitythatcouragerecognizessoquicklyascourage。Thereisnoconditionthatdesperationbowsbeforebutdesperation。AndMr。Oakhurst’spowerofanalysiswasnotsokeenastopreventhimfromconfoundinghercouragewithamoralquality。Eveninhisfury,hecouldnothelpadmiringthisdauntlessinvalid。
  "Whyshouldyounot?"sherepeatedwithasmile。"Yougavemelife,health,andhappiness,Jack。Yougavemeyourlove。Whyshouldyounottakewhatyouhavegiven?Goon。Iamready。"
  Sheheldoutherhandswiththatsameinfinitegraceofyieldingwithwhichshehadtakenhisownonthefirstdayoftheirmeetingatthehotel。Jackraisedhishead,lookedatherforonewildmoment,droppeduponhiskneesbesideher,andraisedthefoldsofherdresstohisfeverishlips。Butshewastooclevernottoinstantlyseehervictory:shewastoomuchofawoman,withallhercleverness,torefrainfrompressingthatvictoryhome。Atthesamemoment,aswiththeimpulseofanoutragedandwoundedwoman,sherose,and,withanimperiousgesture,pointedtothewindow。
  Mr。Oakhurstroseinhisturn,castoneglanceuponher,andwithoutanotherwordpassedoutofherpresenceforever。
  Whenhehadgone,sheclosedthewindowandboltedit,and,goingtothechimney-piece,placedtheletters,onebyone,intheflameofthecandleuntiltheywereconsumed。Iwouldnothavethereaderthink,that,duringthispainfuloperation,shewasunmoved。
  Herhandtrembled,and——notbeingabrute——forsomeminutes(perhapslonger)shefeltverybadly,andthecornersofhersensitivemouthweredepressed。Whenherhusbandarrived,itwaswithagenuinejoythatsherantohim,andnestledagainsthisbroadbreastwithafeelingofsecuritythatthrilledthehonestfellowtothecore。
  "ButI’vehearddreadfulnewsto-night,Elsie,"saidMr。Decker,afterafewendearmentswereexchanged。
  "Don’ttellmeanythingdreadful,dear:I’mnotwellto-night,"
  shepleadedsweetly。
  "Butit’saboutMr。OakhurstandHamilton。"
  "Please!"Mr。Deckercouldnotresistthepetitionarygraceofthosewhitehandsandthatsensitivemouth,andtookhertohisarms。Suddenlyhesaid,"What’sthat?"
  Hewaspointingtothebosomofherwhitedress。WhereMr。
  Oakhursthadtouchedher,therewasaspotofblood。
  Itwasnothing:shehadslightlycutherhandinclosingthewindow;itshutsohard!IfMr。Deckerhadrememberedtocloseandbolttheshutterbeforehewentout,hemighthavesavedherthis。
  Therewassuchagenuineirritabilityandforceinthisremark,thatMr。Deckerwasquiteovercomebyremorse。ButMrs。DeckerforgavehimwiththatgraciousnesswhichIhavebeforepointedoutinthesepages。Andwiththehaloofthatforgivenessandmaritalconfidencestilllingeringabovethepair,withthereader’spermissionwewillleavethem,andreturntoMr。Oakhurst。
  Butnotfortwoweeks。Attheendofthattime,hewalkedintohisroomsinSacramento,andinhisoldmannertookhisseatatthefaro-table。
  "How’syourarm,Jack?"askedanincautiousplayer。
  Therewasasmilefollowedthequestion,which,however,ceasedasJacklookedupquietlyatthespeaker。
  "Itbothersmydealingalittle;butIcanshootaswellwithmyleft。"
  ThegamewascontinuedinthatdecoroussilencewhichusuallydistinguishedthetableatwhichMr。JohnOakhurstpresided。
  WANLEE,THEPAGAN
  AsIopenedHopSing’sletter,thereflutteredtothegroundasquarestripofyellowpapercoveredwithhieroglyphics,which,atfirstglance,IinnocentlytooktobethelabelfromapackofChinesefire-crackers。Butthesameenvelopealsocontainedasmallerstripofrice-paper,withtwoChinesecharacterstracedinIndiaink,thatIatonceknewtobeHopSing’svisiting-card。Thewhole,asafterwardsliterallytranslated,ranasfollows:——
  "Tothestrangerthegatesofmyhousearenotclosed:therice-jarisontheleft,andthesweetmeatsontheright,asyouenter。
  TwosayingsoftheMaster:——
  Hospitalityisthevirtueofthesonandthewisdomoftheancestor。
  TheSuperiormanislightheartedafterthecrop-gathering:hemakesafestival。
  Whenthestrangerisinyourmelon-patch,observehimnottooclosely:inattentionisoftenthehighestformofcivility。
  Happiness,Peace,andProsperity。
  HOPSING。"
  Admirable,certainly,aswasthismoralityandproverbialwisdom,andalthoughthislastaxiomwasverycharacteristicofmyfriendHopSing,whowasthatmostsombreofallhumorists,aChinesephilosopher,Imustconfess,that,evenafteraveryfreetranslation,Iwasatalosstomakeanyimmediateapplicationofthemessage。LuckilyIdiscoveredathirdenclosureintheshapeofalittlenoteinEnglish,andHopSing’sowncommercialhand。
  Itranthus:——
  "ThepleasureofyourcompanyisrequestedatNo。——SacramentoStreet,onFridayeveningateighto’clock。Acupofteaatnine,——
  sharp。
  "HOPSING。"
  Thisexplainedall。ItmeantavisittoHopSing’swarehouse,theopeningandexhibitionofsomerareChinesenoveltiesandcurios,achatinthebackoffice,acupofteaofaperfectionunknownbeyondthesesacredprecincts,cigars,andavisittotheChinesetheatreortemple。Thiswas,infact,thefavoriteprogrammeofHopSingwhenheexercisedhisfunctionsofhospitalityasthechieffactororsuperintendentoftheNingFooCompany。
  Ateighto’clockonFridayevening,IenteredthewarehouseofHopSing。TherewasthatdeliciouslycommingledmysteriousforeignodorthatIhadsooftennoticed;therewastheoldarrayofuncouth-lookingobjects,thelongprocessionofjarsandcrockery,thesamesingularblendingofthegrotesqueandthemathematicallyneatandexact,thesameendlesssuggestionsoffrivolityandfragility,thesamewantofharmonyincolors,thatwereeach,inthemselves,beautifulandrare。Kitesintheshapeofenormousdragonsandgiganticbutterflies;kitessoingeniouslyarrangedastoutteratintervals,whenfacingthewind,thecryofahawk;
  kitessolargeastobebeyondanyboy’spowerofrestraint,——solargethatyouunderstoodwhykite-flyinginChinawasanamusementforadults;godsofchinaandbronzesogratuitouslyuglyastobebeyondanyhumaninterestorsympathyfromtheirveryimpossibility;
  jarsofsweetmeatscoveredalloverwithmoralsentimentsfromConfucius;hatsthatlookedlikebaskets,andbasketsthatlookedlikehats;silkssolightthatIhesitatetorecordtheincrediblenumberofsquareyardsthatyoumightpassthroughtheringonyourlittlefinger,——these,andagreatmanyotherindescribableobjects,wereallfamiliartome。Ipushedmywaythroughthedimly-lightedwarehouse,untilIreachedthebackoffice,orparlor,whereIfoundHopSingwaitingtoreceiveme。
  BeforeIdescribehim,IwanttheaveragereadertodischargefromhismindanyideaofaChinamanthathemayhavegatheredfromthepantomime。Hedidnotwearbeautifullyscallopeddrawersfringedwithlittlebells(InevermetaChinamanwhodid);hedidnothabituallycarryhisforefingerextendedbeforehimatrightangleswithhisbody;nordidIeverhearhimutterthemysterioussentence,"Chingaringaringchaw;"nordanceunderanyprovocation。Hewas,onthewhole,arathergrave,decorous,handsomegentleman。Hiscomplexion,whichextendedalloverhishead,exceptwherehislongpig-tailgrew,waslikeaverynicepieceofglazedbrownpaper-muslin。Hiseyeswereblackandbright,andhiseyelidssetatanangleoffifteendegrees;hisnosestraight,anddelicatelyformed;hismouthsmall;andhisteethwhiteandclean。Heworeadarkbluesilkblouse;andinthestreets,oncolddays,ashortjacketofastrachanfur。Hewore,also,apairofdrawersofbluebrocadegatheredtightlyoverhiscalvesandankles,offeringageneralsortofsuggestion,thathehadforgottenhistrousersthatmorning,butthat,sogentlemanlywerehismanners,hisfriendshadforbornetomentionthefacttohim。Hismannerwasurbane,althoughquiteserious。HespokeFrenchandEnglishfluently。Inbrief,IdoubtifyoucouldhavefoundtheequalofthisPaganshopkeeperamongtheChristiantradersofSanFrancisco。
  Therewereafewotherspresent,——ajudgeoftheFederalCourt,aneditor,ahighgovernmentofficial,andaprominentmerchant。
  Afterwehaddrunkourtea,andtastedafewsweetmeatsfromamysteriousjar,thatlookedasifitmightcontainapreservedmouseamongitsothernondescripttreasures,HopSingarose,and,gravelybeckoningustofollowhim,begantodescendtothebasement。Whenwegotthere,wewereamazedatfindingitbrilliantlylighted,andthatanumberofchairswerearrangedinahalf-circleontheasphaltpavement。Whenhehadcourteouslyseatedus,hesaid,——
  "IhaveinvitedyoutowitnessaperformancewhichIcanatleastpromiseyounootherforeignersbutyourselveshaveeverseen。
  Wang,thecourt-juggler,arrivedhereyesterdaymorning。Hehasnevergivenaperformanceoutsideofthepalacebefore。Ihaveaskedhimtoentertainmyfriendsthisevening。Herequiresnotheatre,stageaccessories,oranyconfederate,——nothingmorethanyouseehere。Willyoubepleasedtoexaminethegroundyourselves,gentlemen。"
  Ofcourseweexaminedthepremises。ItwastheordinarybasementorcellaroftheSanFranciscostorehouse,cementedtokeepoutthedamp。Wepokedoursticksintothepavement,andrappedonthewalls,tosatisfyourpolitehost——butfornootherpurpose。Wewerequitecontenttobethevictimsofanycleverdeception。Formyself,IknewIwasreadytobedeludedtoanyextent,and,ifI
  hadbeenofferedanexplanationofwhatfollowed,Ishouldhaveprobablydeclinedit。
  AlthoughIamsatisfiedthatWang’sgeneralperformancewasthefirstofthatkindevergivenonAmericansoil,ithas,probably,sincebecomesofamiliartomanyofmyreaders,thatIshallnotborethemwithithere。Hebeganbysettingtoflight,withtheaidofhisfan,theusualnumberofbutterflies,madebeforeoureyesoflittlebitsoftissue-paper,andkeptthemintheairduringtheremainderoftheperformance。Ihaveavividrecollectionofthejudgetryingtocatchonethathadlitonhisknee,andofitsevadinghimwiththepertinacityofalivinginsect。And,evenatthistime,Wang,stillplyinghisfan,wastakingchickensoutofhats,makingorangesdisappear,pullingendlessyardsofsilkfromhissleeve,apparentlyfillingthewholeareaofthebasementwithgoodsthatappearedmysteriouslyfromtheground,fromhisownsleeves,fromnowhere!Heswallowedknivestotheruinofhisdigestionforyearstocome;hedislocatedeverylimbofhisbody;hereclinedintheair,apparentlyuponnothing。
  Buthiscrowningperformance,whichIhaveneveryetseenrepeated,wasthemostweird,mysterious,andastounding。Itismyapologyforthislongintroduction,mysoleexcuseforwritingthisarticle,andthegenesisofthisveracioushistory。
  Heclearedthegroundofitsencumberingarticlesforaspaceofaboutfifteenfeetsquare,andtheninvitedusalltowalkforward,andagainexamineit。Wedidsogravely。Therewasnothingbutthecementedpavementbelowtobeseenorfelt。Hethenaskedfortheloanofahandkerchief;and,asIchancedtobenearesthim,I
  offeredmine。Hetookit,andspreaditopenuponthefloor。Overthishespreadalargesquareofsilk,andoverthis,again,alargeshawlnearlycoveringthespacehehadcleared。Hethentookapositionatoneofthepointsofthisrectangle,andbeganamonotonouschant,rockinghisbodytoandfrointimewiththesomewhatlugubriousair。
  Wesatstillandwaited。Abovethechantwecouldhearthestrikingofthecityclocks,andtheoccasionalrattleofacartinthestreetoverhead。Theabsolutewatchfulnessandexpectation,thedim,mysterioushalf-lightofthecellarfallinginagrewsomewayuponthemisshapenbulkofaChinesedeityinthebackground,afaintsmellofopium-smokeminglingwithspice,andthedreadfuluncertaintyofwhatwewerereallywaitingfor,sentanuncomfortablethrilldownourbacks,andmadeuslookateachotherwithaforcedandunnaturalsmile。ThisfeelingwasheightenedwhenHopSingslowlyrose,and,withoutaword,pointedwithhisfingertothecentreoftheshawl。
  Therewassomethingbeneaththeshawl。Surely——andsomethingthatwasnottherebefore;atfirstameresuggestioninrelief,afaintoutline,butgrowingmoreandmoredistinctandvisibleeverymoment。Thechantstillcontinued;theperspirationbegantorollfromthesinger’sface;graduallythehiddenobjecttookuponitselfashapeandbulkthatraisedtheshawlinitscentresomefiveorsixinches。Itwasnowunmistakablytheoutlineofasmallbutperfecthumanfigure,withextendedarmsandlegs。Oneortwoofusturnedpale。Therewasafeelingofgeneraluneasiness,untiltheeditorbrokethesilencebyagibe,that,poorasitwas,wasreceivedwithspontaneousenthusiasm。Thenthechantsuddenlyceased。Wangarose,andwithaquick,dexterousmovement,strippedbothshawlandsilkaway,anddiscovered,sleepingpeacefullyuponmyhandkerchief,atinyChinesebaby。
  TheapplauseanduproarwhichfollowedthisrevelationoughttohavesatisfiedWang,evenifhisaudiencewasasmallone:itwasloudenoughtoawakenthebaby,——aprettylittleboyaboutayearold,lookinglikeaCupidcutoutofsandal-wood。Hewaswhiskedawayalmostasmysteriouslyasheappeared。WhenHopSingreturnedmyhandkerchieftomewithabow,Iaskedifthejugglerwasthefatherofthebaby。"Nosabe!"saidtheimperturbableHopSing,takingrefugeinthatSpanishformofnon-committalismsocommoninCalifornia。
  "Butdoeshehaveanewbabyforeveryperformance?"Iasked。
  "Perhaps:whoknows?"——"Butwhatwillbecomeofthisone?"——
  "Whateveryouchoose,gentlemen,"repliedHopSingwithacourteousinclination。"Itwasbornhere:youareitsgodfathers。"
  ThereweretwocharacteristicpeculiaritiesofanyCalifornianassemblagein1856,——itwasquicktotakeahint,andgeneroustothepointofprodigalityinitsresponsetoanycharitableappeal。
  Nomatterhowsordidoravaricioustheindividual,hecouldnotresisttheinfectionofsympathy。Idoubledthepointsofmyhandkerchiefintoabag,droppedacoinintoit,and,withoutaword,passedittothejudge。Hequietlyaddedatwenty-dollargold-piece,andpassedittothenext。Whenitwasreturnedtome,itcontainedoverahundreddollars。Iknottedthemoneyinthehandkerchief,andgaveittoHopSing。
  "Forthebaby,fromitsgodfathers。"
  "Butwhatname?"saidthejudge。Therewasarunningfireof"Erebus,""Nox,""Plutus,""TerraCotta,""Antaeus,"&c。Finallythequestionwasreferredtoourhost。
  "Whynotkeephisownname?"hesaidquietly,——"WanLee。"Andhedid。
  AndthuswasWanLee,onthenightofFriday,the5thofMarch,1856,bornintothisveraciouschronicle。
  Thelastformof"TheNorthernStar"forthe19thofJuly,1865,——
  theonlydailypaperpublishedinKlamathCounty,——hadjustgonetopress;andatthree,A。M。,Iwasputtingasidemyproofsandmanuscripts,preparatorytogoinghome,whenIdiscoveredaletterlyingundersomesheetsofpaper,whichImusthaveoverlooked。
  Theenvelopewasconsiderablysoiled:ithadnopost-mark;butI
  hadnodifficultyinrecognizingthehandofmyfriendHopSing。I
  openedithurriedly,andreadasfollows:——
  "MYDEARSIR,——Idonotknowwhetherthebearerwillsuityou;but,unlesstheofficeof’devil’inyournewspaperisapurelytechnicalone,Ithinkhehasallthequalitiesrequired。Heisveryquick,active,andintelligent;understandsEnglishbetterthanhespeaksit;andmakesupforanydefectbyhishabitsofobservationandimitation。Youhaveonlytoshowhimhowtodoathingonce,andhewillrepeatit,whetheritisanoffenceoravirtue。Butyoucertainlyknowhimalready。Youareoneofhisgodfathers;forishenotWanLee,thereputedsonofWangtheconjurer,towhoseperformancesIhadthehonortointroduceyou?
  Butperhapsyouhaveforgottenit。
  "IshallsendhimwithagangofcooliestoStockton,thencebyexpresstoyourtown。Ifyoucanusehimthere,youwilldomeafavor,andprobablysavehislife,whichisatpresentingreatperilfromthehandsoftheyoungermembersofyourChristianandhighly-civilizedracewhoattendtheenlightenedschoolsinSanFrancisco。
  "HehasacquiredsomesingularhabitsandcustomsfromhisexperienceofWang’sprofession,whichhefollowedforsomeyears,——untilhebecametoolargetogoinahat,orbeproducedfromhisfather’ssleeve。Themoneyyouleftwithmehasbeenexpendedonhiseducation。HehasgonethroughtheTri-literalClassics,but,I
  think,withoutmuchbenefit。HeknowsbutlittleofConfucius,andabsolutelynothingofMencius。Owingtothenegligenceofhisfather,heassociated,perhaps,toomuchwithAmericanchildren。
  "Ishouldhaveansweredyourletterbefore,bypost;butIthoughtthatWanLeehimselfwouldbeabettermessengerforthis。
  "Yoursrespectfully,"HOPSING。"
  Andthiswasthelong-delayedanswertomylettertoHopSing。Butwherewas"thebearer"?Howwastheletterdelivered?Isummonedhastilytheforeman,printers,andoffice-boy,butwithoutelicitinganything。Noonehadseentheletterdelivered,norknewanythingofthebearer。Afewdayslater,Ihadavisitfrommylaundry-man,AhRi。
  "Youwanteedebbil?Alllightee:mecatcheehim。"
  Hereturnedinafewmomentswithabright-lookingChineseboy,abouttenyearsold,withwhoseappearanceandgeneralintelligenceIwassogreatlyimpressed,thatIengagedhimonthespot。Whenthebusinesswasconcluded,Iaskedhisname。
  "WanLee,"saidtheboy。
  "What!AreyoutheboysentoutbyHopSing?Whatthedevildoyoumeanbynotcomingherebefore?andhowdidyoudeliverthatletter?"
  WanLeelookedatme,andlaughed。"Mepitcheeintopsidewindow。"
  Ididnotunderstand。Helookedforamomentperplexed,andthen,snatchingtheletteroutofmyhand,randownthestairs。Afteramoment’spause,tomygreatastonishment,thelettercameflyinginthewindow,circledtwicearoundtheroom,andthendroppedgently,likeabirduponmytable。BeforeIhadgotovermysurprise,WanLeere-appeared,smiled,lookedattheletterandthenatme,said,"So,John,"andthenremainedgravelysilent。Isaidnothingfurther;butitwasunderstoodthatthiswashisfirstofficialact。
  Hisnextperformance,Igrievetosay,wasnotattendedwithequalsuccess。Oneofourregularpaper-carriersfellsick,and,atapinch,WanLeewasorderedtofillhisplace。Topreventmistakes,hewasshownovertheroutethepreviousevening,andsuppliedataboutdaylightwiththeusualnumberofsubscribers’copies。Hereturned,afteranhour,ingoodspirits,andwithoutthepapers。
  Hehaddeliveredthemall,hesaid。
  UnfortunatelyforWanLee,atabouteighto’clock,indignantsubscribersbegantoarriveattheoffice。Theyhadreceivedtheircopies;buthow?Intheformofhard-pressedcannon-balls,deliveredbyasingleshot,andameretourdeforce,throughtheglassofbedroom-windows。Theyhadreceivedthemfullintheface,likeabaseball,iftheyhappenedtobeupandstirring;theyhadreceivedtheminquarter-sheets,tuckedinatseparatewindows;
  theyhadfoundtheminthechimney,pinnedagainstthedoor,shotthroughattic-windows,deliveredinlongslipsthroughconvenientkeyholes,stuffedintoventilators,andoccupyingthesamecanwiththemorning’smilk。Onesubscriber,whowaitedforsometimeattheoffice-doortohaveapersonalinterviewwithWanLee(thencomfortablylockedinmybedroom),toldme,withtearsofrageinhiseyes,thathehadbeenawakenedatfiveo’clockbyamosthideousyellingbelowhiswindows;that,onrisingingreatagitation,hewasstartledbythesuddenappearanceof"TheNorthernStar,"rolledhard,andbentintotheformofaboomerang,orEast-Indianclub,thatsailedintothewindow,describedanumberoffiendishcirclesintheroom,knockedoverthelight,slappedthebaby’sface,"took"him(thesubscriber)"inthejaw,"
  andthenreturnedoutofthewindow,anddroppedhelplesslyinthearea。Duringtherestoftheday,wadsandstripsofsoiledpaper,purportingtobecopiesof"TheNorthernStar"ofthatmorning’sissue,werebroughtindignantlytotheoffice。Anadmirableeditorialon"TheResourcesofHumboldtCounty,"whichIhadconstructedtheeveningbefore,andwhich,Ihadreasontobelieve,mighthavechangedthewholebalanceoftradeduringtheensuingyear,andleftSanFranciscobankruptatherwharves,wasinthiswaylosttothepublic。
  ItwasdeemedadvisableforthenextthreeweekstokeepWanLeecloselyconfinedtotheprinting-office,andthepurelymechanicalpartofthebusiness。Herehedevelopedasurprisingquicknessandadaptability,winningeventhefavorandgoodwilloftheprintersandforeman,whoatfirstlookeduponhisintroductionintothesecretsoftheirtradeasfraughtwiththegravestpoliticalsignificance。Helearnedtosettypereadilyandneatly,hiswonderfulskillinmanipulationaidinghiminthemeremechanicalact,andhisignoranceofthelanguageconfininghimsimplytothemechanicaleffort,confirmingtheprinter’saxiom,thattheprinterwhoconsidersorfollowstheideasofhiscopymakesapoorcompositor。Hewouldsetupdeliberatelylongdiatribesagainsthimself,composedbyhisfellow-printers,andhungonhishookascopy,andevensuchshortsentencesas"WanLeeisthedevil’sownimp,""WanLeeisaMongolianrascal,"andbringtheprooftomewithhappinessbeamingfromeverytooth,andsatisfactionshininginhishuckleberryeyes。
  Itwasnotlong,however,beforehelearnedtoretaliateonhismischievouspersecutors。Irememberoneinstanceinwhichhisreprisalcameverynearinvolvingmeinaseriousmisunderstanding。
  Ourforeman’snamewasWebster;andWanLeepresentlylearnedtoknowandrecognizetheindividualandcombinedlettersofhisname。
  Itwasduringapoliticalcampaign;andtheeloquentandfieryCol。
  StarbottleofSiskyouhaddeliveredaneffectivespeech,whichwasreportedespeciallyfor"TheNorthernStar。"Inaverysublimeperoration,Col。Starbottlehadsaid,"InthelanguageofthegodlikeWebster,Irepeat"——andherefollowedthequotation,whichIhaveforgotten。Now,itchancedthatWanLee,lookingoverthegalleyafterithadbeenrevised,sawthenameofhischiefpersecutor,and,ofcourse,imaginedthequotationhis。Aftertheformwaslockedup,WanLeetookadvantageofWebster’sabsencetoremovethequotation,andsubstituteathinpieceoflead,ofthesamesizeasthetype,engravedwithChinesecharacters,makingasentence,which,Ihadreasontobelieve,wasanutterandabjectconfessionoftheincapacityandoffensivenessoftheWebsterfamilygenerally,andexceedinglyeulogisticofWanLeehimselfpersonally。
  Thenextmorning’spapercontainedCol。Starbottle’sspeechinfull,inwhichitappearedthatthe"godlike"Websterhad,ononeoccasion,utteredhisthoughtsinexcellentbutperfectlyenigmaticalChinese。TherageofCol。Starbottleknewnobounds。
  Ihaveavividrecollectionofthatadmirablemanwalkingintomyoffice,anddemandingaretractionofthestatement。
  "Butmydearsir,"Iasked,"areyouwillingtodeny,overyourownsignature,thatWebstereverutteredsuchasentence?Dareyoudeny,that,withMr。Webster’swell-knownattainments,aknowledgeofChinesemightnothavebeenamongthenumber?Areyouwillingtosubmitatranslationsuitabletothecapacityofourreaders,anddeny,uponyourhonorasagentleman,thatthelateMr。Webstereverutteredsuchasentiment?Ifyouare,sir,Iamwillingtopublishyourdenial。"
  Thecolonelwasnot,andleft,highlyindignant。
  Webster,theforeman,tookitmorecoolly。Happily,hewasunaware,that,fortwodaysafter,Chinamenfromthelaundries,fromthegulches,fromthekitchens,lookedinthefrontoffice-
  door,withfacesbeamingwithsardonicdelight;thatthreehundredextracopiesofthe"Star"wereorderedforthewash-housesontheriver。Heonlyknew,that,duringtheday,WanLeeoccasionallywentoffintoconvulsivespasms,andthathewasobligedtokickhimintoconsciousnessagain。Aweekaftertheoccurrence,I
  calledWanLeeintomyoffice。
  "Wan,"Isaidgravely,"Ishouldlikeyoutogiveme,formyownpersonalsatisfaction,atranslationofthatChinesesentencewhichmygiftedcountryman,thelategodlikeWebster,uttereduponapublicoccasion。"WanLeelookedatmeintently,andthentheslightestpossibletwinklecreptintohisblackeyes。Thenherepliedwithequalgravity,——
  "MishtelWebstel,hesay,’Chinaboymakeemebellymuchfoolee。
  Chinaboymakeemeheapsick。’"WhichIhavereasontothinkwastrue。
  ButIfearIamgivingbutoneside,andnotthebest,ofWanLee’scharacter。Asheimpartedittome,hishadbeenahardlife。Hehadknownscarcelyanychildhood:hehadnorecollectionofafatherormother。TheconjurerWanghadbroughthimup。Hehadspentthefirstsevenyearsofhislifeinappearingfrombaskets,indroppingoutofhats,inclimbingladders,inputtinghislittlelimbsoutofjointinposturing。Hehadlivedinanatmosphereoftrickeryanddeception。Hehadlearnedtolookuponmankindasdupesoftheirsenses:infine,ifhehadthoughtatall,hewouldhavebeenasceptic;ifhehadbeenalittleolder,hewouldhavebeenacynic;ifhehadbeenolderstill,hewouldhavebeenaphilosopher。Asitwas,hewasalittleimp。Agood-naturedimpitwas,too,——animpwhosemoralnaturehadneverbeenawakened,——
  animpupforaholiday,andwillingtotryvirtueasadiversion。
  Idon’tknowthathehadanyspiritualnature。Hewasverysuperstitious。Hecarriedaboutwithhimahideouslittleporcelaingod,whichhewasinthehabitofalternatelyrevilingandpropitiating。HewastoointelligentforthecommonerChinesevicesofstealingorgratuitouslying。Whateverdisciplinehepractisedwastaughtbyhisintellect。
  Iaminclinedtothinkthathisfeelingswerenotaltogetherunimpressible,althoughitwasalmostimpossibletoextractanexpressionfromhim;andIconscientiouslybelievehebecameattachedtothosethatweregoodtohim。Whathemighthavebecomeundermorefavorableconditionsthanthebondsmanofanoverworked,under-paidliteraryman,Idon’tknow:Ionlyknowthatthescant,irregular,impulsivekindnessesthatIshowedhimweregratefullyreceived。Hewasveryloyalandpatient,twoqualitiesrareintheaverageAmericanservant。HewaslikeMalvolio,"sadandcivil"
  withme。Onlyonce,andthenundergreatprovocation,doI
  rememberofhisexhibitinganyimpatience。Itwasmyhabit,afterleavingtheofficeatnight,totakehimwithmetomyrooms,asthebearerofanysupplementalorhappyafter-thought,intheeditorialway,thatmightoccurtomebeforethepaperwenttopress。OnenightIhadbeenscribblingawaypasttheusualhourofdismissingWanLee,andhadbecomequiteobliviousofhispresenceinachairnearmydoor,whensuddenlyIbecameawareofavoicesayinginplaintiveaccents,somethingthatsoundedlike"ChyLee。"
  Ifacedaroundsternly。
  "Whatdidyousay?"
  "Mesay,’ChyLee。’"
  "Well?"Isaidimpatiently。
  "Yousabe,’Howdo,John?’"
  "Yes。"
  "Yousabe,’Solong,John’?"
  "Yes。"
  "Well,’ChyLee’alleesame!"
  Iunderstoodhimquiteplainly。Itappearedthat"ChyLee"wasaformof"good-night,"andthatWanLeewasanxioustogohome。Butaninstinctofmischief,which,Ifear,Ipossessedincommonwithhim,impelledmetoactasifobliviousofthehint。Imutteredsomethingaboutnotunderstandinghim,andagainbentovermywork。
  InafewminutesIheardhiswoodenshoespatteringpatheticallyoverthefloor。Ilookedup。Hewasstandingnearthedoor。
  "Younosabe,’ChyLee’?"
  "No,"Isaidsternly。
  "Yousabemucheebigfoolee!alleesame!"
  And,withthisaudacityuponhislips,hefled。Thenextmorning,however,hewasasmeekandpatientasbefore,andIdidnotrecallhisoffence。Asaprobablepeace-offering,heblackedallmyboots,——adutyneverrequiredofhim,——includingapairofbuffdeer-skinslippersandanimmensepairofhorseman’sjack-boots,onwhichheindulgedhisremorsefortwohours。
  Ihavespokenofhishonestyasbeingaqualityofhisintellectratherthanhisprinciple,butIrecallaboutthistimetwoexceptionstotherule。Iwasanxioustogetsomefresheggsasachangetotheheavydietofamining-town;and,knowingthatWanLee’scountrymenweregreatpoultry-raisers,Iappliedtohim。Hefurnishedmewiththemregularlyeverymorning,butrefusedtotakeanypay,sayingthatthemandidnotsellthem,——aremarkableinstanceofself-abnegation,aseggswerethenworthhalfadollarapiece。OnemorningmyneighborForsterdroppedinuponmeatbreakfast,andtookoccasiontobewailhisownillfortune,ashishenshadlatelystoppedlaying,orwanderedoffinthebush。
  WanLee,whowaspresentduringourcolloquy,preservedhischaracteristicsadtaciturnity。Whenmyneighborhadgone,heturnedtomewithaslightchuckle:"Flostel’shens——WanLee’shensalleesame!"Hisotheroffencewasmoreseriousandambitious。Itwasaseasonofgreatirregularitiesinthemails,andWanLeehadheardmedeplorethedelayinthedeliveryofmylettersandnewspapers。Onarrivingatmyofficeoneday,Iwasamazedtofindmytablecoveredwithletters,evidentlyjustfromthepost-office,but,unfortunately,notoneaddressedtome。IturnedtoWanLee,whowassurveyingthemwithacalmsatisfaction,anddemandedanexplanation。Tomyhorrorhepointedtoanemptymail-baginthecorner,andsaid,"Postmanhesay,’Nolettee,John;nolettee,John。’Postmanplenteelie!Postmannogood。Mecatcheeletteelastnightalleesame!"Luckilyitwasstillearly:themailshadnotbeendistributed。Ihadahurriedinterviewwiththepostmaster;andWanLee’sboldattemptatrobbingtheUnitedStatesmailwasfinallycondonedbythepurchaseofanewmail-bag,andthewholeaffairthuskeptasecret。
  IfmylikingformylittlePaganpagehadnotbeensufficient,mydutytoHopSingwasenough,tocausemetotakeWanLeewithmewhenIreturnedtoSanFranciscoaftermytwoyears’experiencewith"TheNorthernStar。"Idonotthinkhecontemplatedthechangewithpleasure。Iattributedhisfeelingstoanervousdreadofcrowdedpublicstreets(whenhehadtogoacrosstownformeonanerrand,healwaysmadeacircuitoftheoutskirts),tohisdislikeforthedisciplineoftheChineseandEnglishschooltowhichIproposedtosendhim,tohisfondnessforthefree,vagrantlifeofthemines,tosheerwilfulness。Thatitmighthavebeenasuperstitiouspremonitiondidnotoccurtomeuntillongafter。
  NeverthelessitreallyseemedasiftheopportunityIhadlonglookedforandconfidentlyexpectedhadcome,——theopportunityofplacingWanLeeundergentlyrestraininginfluences,ofsubjectinghimtoalifeandexperiencethatwoulddrawoutofhimwhatgoodmysuperficialcareandill-regulatedkindnesscouldnotreach。
  WanLeewasplacedattheschoolofaChinesemissionary,——anintelligentandkind-heartedclergyman,whohadshowngreatinterestintheboy,andwho,betterthanall,hadawonderfulfaithinhim。Ahomewasfoundforhiminthefamilyofawidow,whohadabrightandinterestingdaughterabouttwoyearsyoungerthanWanLee。Itwasthisbright,cheery,innocent,andartlesschildthattouchedandreachedadepthintheboy’snaturethathithertohadbeenunsuspected;thatawakenedamoralsusceptibilitywhichhadlainforyearsinsensiblealiketotheteachingsofsociety,ortheethicsofthetheologian。
  Thesefewbriefmonths——brightwithapromisethatweneversawfulfilled——musthavebeenhappyonestoWanLee。Heworshippedhislittlefriendwithsomethingofthesamesuperstition,butwithoutanyofthecaprice,thathebestoweduponhisporcelainPagangod。
  Itwashisdelighttowalkbehindhertoschool,carryingherbooks——aservicealwaysfraughtwithdangertohimfromthelittlehandsofhisCaucasianChristianbrothers。Hemadeherthemostmarvelloustoys;hewouldcutoutofcarrotsandturnipsthemostastonishingrosesandtulips;hemadelife-likechickensoutofmelon-seeds;heconstructedfansandkites,andwassingularlyproficientinthemakingofdolls’paperdresses。Ontheotherhand,sheplayedandsangtohim,taughthimathousandlittleprettinessesandrefinementsonlyknowntogirls,gavehimayellowribbonforhispig-tail,asbestsuitinghiscomplexion,readtohim,showedhimwhereinhewasoriginalandvaluable,tookhimtoSundayschoolwithher,againsttheprecedentsoftheschool,and,small-woman-like,triumphed。IwishIcouldaddhere,thatsheeffectedhisconversion,andmadehimgiveuphisporcelainidol。
  ButIamtellingatruestory;andthislittlegirlwasquitecontenttofillhimwithherownChristiangoodness,withoutlettinghimknowthathewaschanged。Sotheygotalongverywelltogether,——thislittleChristiangirlwithhershiningcrosshangingaroundherplump,whitelittleneck;andthisdarklittlePagan,withhishideousporcelaingodhiddenawayinhisblouse。
  ThereweretwodaysofthateventfulyearwhichwilllongberememberedinSanFrancisco,——twodayswhenamobofhercitizenssetuponandkilledunarmed,defencelessforeignersbecausetheywereforeigners,andofanotherrace,religion,andcolor,andworkedforwhatwagestheycouldget。Thereweresomepublicmensotimid,that,seeingthis,theythoughtthattheendoftheworldhadcome。Thereweresomeeminentstatesmen,whosenamesIamashamedtowritehere,whobegantothinkthatthepassageintheConstitutionwhichguaranteescivilandreligiouslibertytoeverycitizenorforeignerwasamistake。Buttherewere,also,somemenwhowerenotsoeasilyfrightened;andintwenty-fourhourswehadthingssoarranged,thatthetimidmencouldwringtheirhandsinsafety,andtheeminentstatesmenuttertheirdoubtswithouthurtinganybodyoranything。AndinthemidstofthisIgotanotefromHopSing,askingmetocometohimimmediately。
  Ifoundhiswarehouseclosed,andstronglyguardedbythepoliceagainstanypossibleattackoftherioters。HopSingadmittedmethroughabarredgratingwithhisusualimperturbablecalm,but,asitseemedtome,withmorethanhisusualseriousness。Withoutaword,hetookmyhand,andledmetotherearoftheroom,andthencedownstairsintothebasement。Itwasdimlylighted;buttherewassomethinglyingonthefloorcoveredbyashawl。AsI
  approachedhedrewtheshawlawaywithasuddengesture,andrevealedWanLee,thePagan,lyingtheredead。
  Dead,myreverendfriends,dead,——stonedtodeathinthestreetsofSanFrancisco,intheyearofgrace1869,byamobofhalf-grownboysandChristianschool-children!
  AsIputmyhandreverentlyuponhisbreast,Ifeltsomethingcrumblingbeneathhisblouse。IlookedinquiringlyatHopSing。
  Heputhishandbetweenthefoldsofsilk,anddrewoutsomethingwiththefirstbittersmileIhadeverseenonthefaceofthatPagangentleman。
  ItwasWanLee’sporcelaingod,crushedbyastonefromthehandsofthoseChristianiconoclasts!
  HOWOLDMANPLUNKETTWENTHOME
  Ithinkwealllovedhim。EvenafterhemismanagedtheaffairsoftheAmityDitchCompany,wecommiseratedhim,althoughmostofuswerestockholders,andlostheavily。Irememberthattheblacksmithwentsofarastosaythat"themchapsasputthatresponsibilityontheoldmanoughterbelynched。"Buttheblacksmithwasnotastockholder;andtheexpressionwaslookeduponastheexcusableextravaganceofalarge,sympathizingnature,that,whencombinedwithapowerfulframe,wasunworthyofnotice。
  Atleast,thatwasthewaytheyputit。YetIthinktherewasageneralfeelingofregretthatthismisfortunewouldinterferewiththeoldman’slong-cherishedplanof"goinghome。"
  Indeed,forthelasttenyearshehadbeen"goinghome。"Hewasgoinghomeafterasix-months’sojournatMonteFlat;hewasgoinghomeafterthefirstrains;hewasgoinghomewhentherainswereover;hewasgoinghomewhenhehadcutthetimberonBuckeyeHill,whentherewaspastureonDow’sFlat,whenhestruckpay-dirtonEurekaHill,whentheAmityCompanypaiditsfirstdividend,whentheelectionwasover,whenhehadreceivedananswerfromhiswife。Andsotheyearsrolledby,thespringrainscameandwent,thewoodsofBuckeyeHillwerelevelwiththeground,thepastureonDow’sFlatgrewsearanddry,EurekaHillyieldeditspay-dirtandswampeditsowner,thefirstdividendsoftheAmityCompanyweremadefromtheassessmentsofstockholders,therewerenewcountyofficersatMonteFlat,hiswife’sanswerhadchangedintoapersistentquestion,andstilloldmanPlunkettremained。
  Itisonlyfairtosaythathehadmadeseveraldistinctessaystowardgoing。Fiveyearsbefore,hehadbiddengood-bytoMonteHillwithmucheffusionandhand-shaking。Buthenevergotanyfartherthanthenexttown。Herehewasinducedtotradethesorrelcolthewasridingforabaymare,——atransactionthatatonceopenedtohislivelyfancyavistaofvastandsuccessfulfuturespeculation。Afewdaysafter,AbnerDeanofAngel’sreceivedaletterfromhim,statingthathewasgoingtoVisaliatobuyhorses。"Iamsatisfied,"wrotePlunkett,withthatelevatedrhetoricforwhichhiscorrespondencewasremarkable,——"IamsatisfiedthatweareatlastdevelopingtherealresourcesofCalifornia。TheworldwillyetlooktoDow’sFlatasthegreatstock-raisingcentre。Inviewoftheinterestsinvolved,Ihavedeferredmydepartureforamonth。"Itwastwobeforeheagainreturnedtous——penniless。Sixmonthslater,hewasagainenabledtostartfortheEasternStates;andthistimehegotasfarasSanFrancisco。IhavebeforemealetterwhichIreceivedafewdaysafterhisarrival,fromwhichIventuretogiveanextract:"Youknow,mydearboy,thatIhavealwaysbelievedthatgambling,asitisabsurdlycalled,isstillinitsinfancyinCalifornia。Ihavealwaysmaintainedthataperfectsystemmightbeinvented,bywhichthegameofpokermaybemadetoyieldacertainpercentagetotheintelligentplayer。Iamnotatlibertyatpresenttodisclosethesystem;butbeforeleavingthiscityIintendtoperfectit。"Heseemstohavedoneso,andreturnedtoMonteFlatwithtwodollarsandthirty-sevencents,theabsoluteremainderofhiscapitalaftersuchperfection。
  Itwasnotuntil1868thatheappearedtohavefinallysucceededingoinghome。Heleftusbytheoverlandroute,——aroutewhichhedeclaredwouldgivegreatopportunityforthediscoveryofundevelopedresources。HislastletterwasdatedVirginiaCity。
  Hewasabsentthreeyears。Atthecloseofaveryhotdayinmidsummer,healightedfromtheWingdamstage,withhairandbeardpowderedwithdustandage。Therewasacertainshynessabouthisgreeting,quitedifferentfromhisusualfrankvolubility,thatdidnot,however,impressusasanyaccessionofcharacter。Forsomedayshewasreservedregardinghisrecentvisit,contentinghimselfwithasserting,withmoreorlessaggressiveness,thathehad"alwayssaidhewasgoinghome,andnowhehadbeenthere。"Laterhegrewmorecommunicative,andspokefreelyandcriticallyofthemannersandcustomsofNewYorkandBoston,commentedonthesocialchangesintheyearsofhisabsence,and,Iremember,wasveryharduponwhathedeemedthefolliesincidentaltoahighstateofcivilization。StilllaterhedarklyalludedtothemorallaxityofthehigherplanesofEasternsociety;butitwasnotlongbeforehecompletelytoreawaytheveil,andrevealedthenakedwickednessofNewYorksociallifeinawayIevennowshuddertorecall。Vinousintoxication,itappeared,wasacommonhabitofthefirstladiesofthecity。Immoralitieswhichhescarcelydarednameweredailypractisedbytherefinedofbothsexes。Niggardlinessandgreedwerethecommonvicesoftherich。"Ihavealwaysasserted,"hecontinued,"thatcorruptionmustexistwhereluxuryandrichesarerampant,andcapitalisnotusedtodevelopthenaturalresourcesofthecountry。Thankyou——Iwilltakeminewithoutsugar。"Itispossiblethatsomeofthesepainfuldetailscreptintothelocaljournals。Irememberaneditorialin"TheMonteFlatMonitor,"