CHAPTERX。
THEARRESTOFUNCLESILAS
THEMawfulwordsfrozeussolid。Wecouldn’tmovehandorfootforasmuchashalfaminute。
Thenwekindofcometo,andliftedtheoldmanupandgothimintohischair,andBennypettedhimandkissedhimandtriedtocomforthim,andpooroldAuntSallyshedonethesame;but,poorthings,theywassobrokeupandscaredandknockedoutoftheirrightmindsthattheydidn’thardlyknowwhattheywasabout。WithTomitwasawful;it’mostpetrifiedhimtothinkmaybehehadgothisuncleintoathousandtimesmoretroublethanever,andmaybeitwouldn’teverhappenedifhehadn’tbeensoambitioustogetcelebrated,andletthecorpsealonethewaytheothersdone。Butprettysoonhesortofcometohimselfagainandsays:
"UncleSilas,don’tyousayanotherwordlikethat。
It’sdangerous,andthereain’tashadderoftruthinit。"
AuntSallyandBennywasthankfultohearhimsaythat,andtheysaidthesame;buttheoldmanhewaggedhisheadsorrowfulandhopeless,andthetearsrundownhisface,andhesays;
"No——Idoneit;poorJubiter,Idoneit!"
Itwasdreadfultohearhimsayit。Thenhewentonandtoldaboutit,andsaidithappenedthedaymeandTomcome——alongaboutsundown。HesaidJubiterpesteredhimandaggravatedhimtillhewassomadhejustsortoflosthismindandgrabbedupastickandhithimovertheheadwithallhismight,andJubiterdroppedinhistracks。Thenhewasscaredandsorry,andgotdownonhiskneesandliftedhisheadup,andbeggedhimtospeakandsayhewasn’tdead;
andbeforelonghecometo,andwhenheseewhoitwasholdinghishead,hejumpedlikehewas’mostscaredtodeath,andclearedthefenceandtoreintothewoods,andwasgone。Sohehopedhewasn’thurtbad。
"Butlaws,"hesays,"itwasonlyjustfearthatgavehimthatlastlittlespurtofstrength,andofcourseitsoonplayedoutandhelaiddowninthebush,andtherewasn’tanybodytohelphim,andhedied。"
Thentheoldmancriedandgrieved,andsaidhewasamurdererandthemarkofCainwasonhim,andhehaddisgracedhisfamilyandwasgoingtobefoundoutandhung。ButTomsaid:
"No,youain’tgoingtobefoundout。YouDIDN’T
killhim。ONElickwouldn’tkillhim。Somebodyelsedoneit。"
"Oh,yes,"hesays,"Idoneit——nobodyelse。
Whoelsehadanythingagainsthim?WhoelseCOULD
haveanythingagainsthim?"
Helookedupkindoflikehehopedsomeofuscouldmentionsomebodythatcouldhaveagrudgeagainstthatharmlessno-account,butofcourseitwarn’tnouse——heHADus;wecouldn’tsayaword。Henoticedthat,andhesaddeneddownagain,andIneverseeafacesomiserableandsopitifultosee。Tomhadasuddenidea,andsays:
"Butholdon!——somebodyBURIEDhim。Nowwho——"
Heshutoffsudden。Iknowedthereason。Itgivemethecoldshudderswhenhesaidthemwords,becauserightawayIrememberedaboutusseeingUncleSilasprowlingaroundwithalong-handledshovelawayinthenightthatnight。AndIknowedBennyseenhim,too,becauseshewastalkingaboutitoneday。TheminuteTomshutoffhechangedthesubjectandwenttobeggingUncleSilastokeepmum,andtherestofusdonethesame,andsaidheMUST,andsaiditwasn’thisbusinesstotellonhimself,andifhekeptmumnobodywouldeverknow;butifitwasfoundoutandanyharmcometohimitwouldbreakthefamily’sheartsandkillthem,andyetneverdoanybodyanygood。
Soatlasthepromised。Wewasallofusmorecom-
fortable,then,andwenttoworktocheeruptheoldman。Wetoldhimallhe’dgottodowastokeepstill,anditwouldn’tbelongtillthewholethingwouldblowoverandbeforgot。Weallsaidtherewouldn’tany-
bodyeversuspectUncleSilas,noreverdreamofsuchathing,hebeingsogoodandkind,andhavingsuchagoodcharacter;andTomsays,cordialandhearty,hesays:
"Why,justlookatitaminute;justconsider。
HereisUncleSilas,alltheseyearsapreacher——athisownexpense;alltheseyearsdoinggoodwithallhismightandeverywayhecanthinkof——athisownex-
pense,allthetime;alwaysbeenlovedbyeverybody,andrespected;alwaysbeenpeaceableandmindinghisownbusiness,theverylastmaninthiswholedeestricttotouchaperson,andeverybodyknowsit。SuspectHIM?Why,itain’tanymorepossiblethan——"
"ByauthorityoftheStateofArkansaw,IarrestyouforthemurderofJubiterDunlap!"shoutsthesheriffatthedoor。
Itwasawful。AuntSallyandBennyflungthemselvesatUncleSilas,screamingandcrying,andhuggedhimandhungtohim,andAuntSallysaidgoaway,shewouldn’tevergivehimup,theyshouldn’thavehim,andtheniggerstheycomecrowdingandcryingtothedoorand——well,Icouldn’tstandit;itwasenoughtobreakaperson’sheart;soIgotout。
Theytookhimuptothelittleone-horsejailinthevillage,andweallwentalongtotellhimgood-bye;
andTomwasfeelingelegant,andsaystome,"We’llhaveamostnoblegoodtimeandheapsofdangersomedarknightgettinghimoutofthere,Huck,andit’llbetalkedabouteverywheresandwewillbecelebrated;"
buttheoldmanbustedthatschemeuptheminutehewhisperedtohimaboutit。Hesaidno,itwashisdutytostandwhateverthelawdonetohim,andhewouldsticktothejailplumbthroughtotheend,eveniftherewarn’tnodoortoit。ItdisappointedTomandgraveledhimagooddeal,buthehadtoputupwithit。
ButhefeltresponsibleandboundtogethisuncleSilasfree;andhetoldAuntSally,thelastthing,nottoworry,becausehewasgoingtoturninandworknightanddayandbeatthisgameandfetchUncleSilasoutinnocent;andshewasverylovingtohimandthankedhimandsaidsheknowedhewoulddohisverybest。AndshetoldustohelpBennytakecareofthehouseandthechildren,andthenwehadagood-byecryallaroundandwentbacktothefarm,andlefthertheretolivewiththejailer’swifeamonthtillthetrialinOctober。
CHAPTERXI。
TOMSAWYERDISCOVERSTHEMURDERERS
WELL,thatwasahardmonthonusall。PoorBenny,shekeptupthebestshecould,andmeandTomtriedtokeepthingscheerfulthereatthehouse,butitkindofwentfornothing,asyoumaysay。
Itwasthesameupatthejail。Wewentupeverydaytoseetheoldpeople,butitwasawfuldreary,becausetheoldmanwarn’tsleepingmuch,andwaswalkinginhissleepconsiderableandsohegottolookingfaggedandmiserable,andhismindgotshaky,andweallgotafraidhistroubleswouldbreakhimdownandkillhim。
Andwheneverwetriedtopersuadehimtofeelcheer-
fuler,heonlyshookhisheadandsaidifweonlyknowedwhatitwastocarryaroundamurderer’sloadinyourheartwewouldn’ttalkthatway。TomandallofuskepttellinghimitWASN’Tmurder,butjustacci-
dentalkilling!butitnevermadeanydifference——itwasmurder,andhewouldn’thaveitanyotherway。Heactu’lybeguntocomeoutplainandsquaretowardstrialtimeandacknowledgethatheTRIEDtokilltheman。
Why,thatwasawful,youknow。Itmadethingsseemfiftytimesasdreadful,andtherewarn’tnomorecom-
fortforAuntSallyandBenny。Buthepromisedhewouldn’tsayawordabouthismurderwhenotherswasaround,andwewasgladofthat。
TomSawyerrackedtheheadoffofhimselfallthatmonthtryingtoplansomewayoutforUncleSilas,andmany’sthenighthekeptmeup’mostallnightwiththiskindoftiresomework,buthecouldn’tseemtogetontherighttracknoway。Asforme,Ireckonedabodymightaswellgiveitup,italllookedsoblueandIwassodownhearted;buthewouldn’t。Hestucktothebusinessrightalong,andwentonplanningandthinkingandransackinghishead。
Soatlastthetrialcomeon,towardsthemiddleofOctober,andwewasallinthecourt。Theplacewasjammed,ofcourse。PooroldUncleSilas,helookedmorelikeadeadpersonthanaliveone,hiseyeswassohollowandhelookedsothinandsomournful。BennyshesetononesideofhimandAuntSallyontheother,andtheyhadveilson,andwasfulloftrouble。ButTomhesetbyourlawyer,andhadhisfingerinevery-
wheres,ofcourse。Thelawyerlethim,andthejudgelethim。He’mosttookthebusinessoutofthelaw-
yer’shandssometimes;whichwaswellenough,be-
causethatwasonlyamud-turtleofaback-settlementlawyeranddidn’tknowenoughtocomeinwhenitrains,asthesayingis。
Theysworeinthejury,andthenthelawyerfortheprostitutiongotupandbegun。Hemadeaterriblespeechagainsttheoldman,thatmadehimmoanandgroan,andmadeBennyandAuntSallycry。ThewayHEtoldaboutthemurderkindofknockedusallstupiditwassodifferentfromtheoldman’stale。HesaidhewasgoingtoprovethatUncleSilaswasSEENtokillJubiterDunlapbytwogoodwitnesses,anddoneitdeliberate,andSAIDhewasgoingtokillhimtheveryminutehehithimwiththeclub;andtheyseenhimhideJubiterinthebushes,andtheyseenthatJubiterwasstone-dead。AndsaidUncleSilascomelaterandluggedJubiterdownintothetobackerfield,andtwomenseenhimdoit。AndsaidUncleSilasturnedout,awayinthenight,andburiedJubiter,andamanseenhimatit。
Isaystomyself,pooroldUncleSilashasbeenlyingaboutitbecausehereckonednobodyseenhimandhecouldn’tbeartobreakAuntSally’sheartandBenny’s;
andrighthewas:asforme,Iwould’a’liedthesameway,andsowouldanybodythathadanyfeeling,tosavethemsuchmiseryandsorrowwhichTHEYwarn’tnowaysresponsiblefor。Well,itmadeourlawyerlookprettysick;anditknockedTomsilly,too,foralittlespell,butthenhebracedupandletonthathewarn’tworried——butIknowedheWAS,allthesame。
Andthepeople——my,butitmadeastiramongstthem!
Andwhenthatlawyerwasdonetellingthejurywhathewasgoingtoprove,hesetdownandbeguntoworkhiswitnesses。
First,hecalledalotofthemtoshowthattherewasbadbloodbetwixtUncleSilasandthediseased;andtheytoldhowtheyhadheardUncleSilasthreatenthediseased,atonetimeandanother,andhowitgotworseandworseandeverybodywastalkingaboutit,andhowdiseasedgotafraidofhislife,andtoldtwoorthreeofthemhewascertainUncleSilaswouldupandkillhimsometimeoranother。
Tomandourlawyeraskedthemsomequestions;
butitwarn’tnouse,theystucktowhattheysaid。
Next,theycalledupLemBeebe,andhetookthestand。Itcomeintomymind,then,howLemandJimLanehadcomealongtalking,thattime,aboutborrow-
ingadogorsomethingfromJubiterDunlap;andthatbroughtuptheblackberriesandthelantern;andthatbroughtupBillandJackWithers,andhowtheypassedby,talkingaboutaniggerstealingUncleSilas’scorn;
andthatfetchedupouroldghostthatcomealongaboutthesametimeandscaredusso——andhereHE
wastoo,andaprivilegedcharacter,onaccountsofhisbeingdeefanddumbandastranger,andtheyhadfixedhimachairinsidetherailing,wherehecouldcrosshislegsandbecomfortable,whilsttheotherpeoplewasallinajamsotheycouldn’thardlybreathe。Soitallcomebacktomejustthewayitwasthatday;anditmadememournfultothinkhowpleasantitwasuptothen,andhowmiserableeversince。
LEMBEEBE,sworn,said——"Iwasa-comingalong,thatday,secondofSeptember,andJimLanewaswithme,anditwastowardssundown,andweheardloudtalk,likequarrelling,andwewasveryclose,onlythehazelbushesbetween(that’salongthefence);
andweheardavoicesay,’I’vetoldyoumore’nonceI’dkillyou,’andknoweditwasthisprisoner’svoice;andthenweseeaclubcomeupabovethebushesanddownoutofsightagain。andheardasmashingthumpandthenagroanortwo:andthenwecropesofttowherewecouldsee,andtherelaidJupiterDunlapdead,andthisprisonerstandingoverhimwiththeclub;andthenexthehauledthedeadmanintoaclumpofbushesandhidhim,andthenwestoopedlow,tobecutofsight,andgotaway。"
Well,itwasawful。Itkindoffrozeeverybody’sbloodtohearit,andthehousewas’mostasstillwhilsthewastellingitasiftherewarn’tnobodyinit。Andwhenhewasdone,youcouldhearthemgaspandsigh,alloverthehouse,andlookatoneanotherthesameastosay,"Ain’titperfectlyterrible——ain’titawful!"
Nowhappenedathingthatastonishedme。Allthetimethefirstwitnesseswasprovingthebadbloodandthethreatsandallthat,TomSawyerwasaliveandlay-
ingforthem;andtheminutetheywasthrough,hewentforthem,anddonehislevelbesttocatchtheminliesandspiletheirtestimony。Butnow,howdifferent。
WhenLemfirstbeguntotalk,andneversaidanythingaboutspeakingtoJubiterortryingtoborrowadogoffofhim,hewasallaliveandlayingforLem,andyoucouldseehewasgettingreadytocross-questionhimtodeathprettysoon,andthenIjudgedhimandmewouldgoonthestandbyandbyandtellwhatweheardhimandJimLanesay。ButthenexttimeIlookedatTomIgotthecoldshivers。Why,hewasinthebrowneststudyyoueversee——milesandmilesaway。Hewarn’thearingawordLemBeebewassaying;andwhenhegotthroughhewasstillinthatbrown-study,justthesame。Ourlawyerjoggledhim,andthenhelookedupstartled,andsays,"Takethewitnessifyouwanthim。
Lemmealone——Iwanttothink。"
Well,thatbeatme。Icouldn’tunderstandit。AndBennyandhermother——oh,theylookedsick,theywassotroubled。Theyshovedtheirveilstoonesideandtriedtogethiseye,butitwarn’tanyuse,andI
couldn’tgethiseyeeither。Sothemud-turtlehetackledthewitness,butitdidn’tamounttonothing;
andhemadeamessofit。
ThentheycalledupJimLane,andhetoldtheverysamestoryoveragain,exact。Tomneverlistenedtothisoneatall,butsettherethinkingandthinking,milesandmilesaway。Sothemud-turtlewentinaloneagainandcomeoutjustasflatashedonebefore。Thelawyerfortheprostitutionlookedverycomfortable,butthejudgelookeddisgusted。Yousee,Tomwasjustthesameasaregularlawyer,nearly,becauseitwasArkansawlawforaprisonertochooseanybodyhewantedtohelphislawyer,andTomhadhadUncleSilasshovehimintothecase,andnowhewasbotchingitandyoucouldseethejudgedidn’tlikeitmuch。
Allthatthemud-turtlegotoutofLemandJimwasthis:heaskedthem:
"Whydidn’tyougoandtellwhatyousaw?"
"Wewasafraidwewouldgetmixedupinitour-
selves。Andwewasjuststartingdowntherivera-huntingforalltheweekbesides;butassoonaswecomebackwefoundoutthey’dbeensearchingforthebody,sothenwewentandtoldBraceDunlapallaboutit。"
"Whenwasthat?"
"Saturdaynight,September9th。"
Thejudgehespokeupandsays:
"Mr。Sheriff,arrestthesetwowitnessesonsuspicionsofbeingaccessionaryafterthefacttothemurder。"
Thelawyerfortheprostitutionjumpsupallexcited,andsays:
"Yourhonor!Iprotestagainstthisextraordi——"
"Setdown!"saysthejudge,pullinghisbowieandlayingitonhispulpit。"IbegyoutorespecttheCourt。"
Sohedoneit。ThenhecalledBillWithers。
BILLWITHERS,sworn,said:"Iwascomingalongaboutsundown,Saturday,September2d,bytheprisoner’sfield,andmybrotherJackwaswithmeandweseenamantotingoffsomethingheavyonhisbackandalloweditwasaniggerstealingcorn;wecouldn’tseedistinct;nextwemadeoutthatitwasonemancarryinganother;andthewayithung,sokindoflimp,wejudgeditwassomebodythatwasdrunk;andbytheman’swalkwesaiditwasParsonSilas,andwejudgedhehadfoundSamCooperdrunkintheroad,whichhewasalwaystryingtoreformhim,andwastotinghimoutofdanger。"
ItmadethepeopleshivertothinkofpooroldUncleSilastotingoffthediseaseddowntotheplaceinhistobackerfieldwherethedogdugupthebody,buttherewarn’tmuchsympathyaroundamongstthefaces,andIheardonecusssay"’TisthecoldestbloodedworkIeverstruck,luggingamurderedmanaroundlikethat,andgoingtoburyhimlikeaanimal,andhimapreacheratthat。"
Tomhewentonthinking,andnevertooknonotice;
soourlawyertookthewitnessanddonethebesthecould,anditwasplentypoorenough。
ThenJackWithershecomeonthestandandtoldthesametale,justlikeBilldone。
AndafterhimcomesBraceDunlap,andhewaslook-
ingverymournful,andmostcrying;andtherewasarustleandastirallaround,andeverybodygotreadytolisten,andlostofthewomenfolkssaid,"Poorcretur,poorcretur,"andyoucouldseeamanyofthemwip-
ingtheireyes。
BRACEDUNLAP,sworn,said:"Iwasinconsiderabletroublealongtimeaboutmypoorbrother,butI
reckonedthingswarn’tnearsobadashemadeout,andIcouldn’tmakemyselfbelieveanybodywouldhavethehearttohurtapoorharmlesscreturlikethat"——[byjings,IwassureIseenTomgiveakindofafaintlittlestart,andthenlookdisappointedagain]——"andyouknowICOULDN’T
thinkapreacherwouldhurthim——itwarn’tnaturaltothinksuchanonlikelything——soIneverpaidmuchattention,andnowIsha’n’tever,everforgivemyself;forifIhadadonedifferent,mypoorbrotherwouldbewithmethisday,andnotlayingyondermurdered,andhimsoharmless。"Hekindofbrokedownthereandchokedup,andwaitedtogethisvoice;andpeopleallaroundsaidthemostpitifulthings,andwomencried;anditwasverystillinthere,andsolemn,andoldUncleSilas,poorthing,hegiveagroanrightoutsoeverybodyheardhim。ThenBracehewenton,"Saturday,September2d,hedidn’tcomehometosupper。
By-and-byIgotalittleuneasy,andoneofmyniggerswentovertothisprisoner’splace,butcomebackandsaidhewarn’tthere。SoIgotuneasieranduneasier,andcouldn’trest。Iwenttobed,butIcouldn’tsleep;andturnedout,awaylateinthenight,andwentwanderingovertothisprisoner’splaceandallaroundaboutthereagoodwhile,hopingIwouldrunacrossmypoorbrother,andneverknowinghewasoutofhistroublesandgonetoabettershore——"Sohebrokedownandchokedupagain,andmostallthewomenwascryingnow。Prettysoonhegotanotherstartandsays:"Butitwarn’tnouse;
soatlastIwenthomeandtriedtogetsomesleep,butcouldn’t。Well,inadayortwoeverybodywasuneasy,andtheygottotalkingaboutthisprisoner’sthreats,andtooktotheidea,whichIdidn’ttakenostockin,thatmybrotherwasmurderedsotheyhuntedaroundandtriedtofindhisbody,butcouldn’tandgiveitup。AndsoIreckonedhewasgoneoffsomerstohavealittlepeace,andwouldcomebacktouswhenhistroubleswaskindofhealed。
ButlateSaturdaynight,the9th,LemBeebeandJimLanecometomyhouseandtoldmeall——toldmethewholeawful’sassination,andmyheartwasbroke。AndTHENIrememberedsomethingthathadn’ttooknoholdofmeatthetime,becausereportssaidthisprisonerhadtooktowalkinginhissleepanddoingallkindofthingsofnoconsequence,notknowingwhathewasabout。Iwilltellyouwhatthatthingwasthatcomebackintomymemory。AwaylatethatawfulSaturdaynightwhenIwaswanderingaroundaboutthisprisoner’splace,grievingandtroubled,Iwasdownbythecornerofthetobacker-
fieldandIheardasoundlikedigginginagrittysoil;andIcropenearerandpeepedthroughthevinesthathungontherailfenceandseenthisprisonerSHOVELING——shovelingwithalong-handledshovel——heavingearthintoabigholethatwasmostfilledup;hisbackwastome,butitwasbrightmoonlightandIknowedhimbyhisoldgreenbaizework-gownwithasplatterywhitepatchinthemiddleofthebacklikesomebodyhadhithimwithasnowball。HEWASBURYINGTHEMANHE’DMURDERED!"
Andheslumpeddowninhischaircryingandsob-
bing,and’mosteverybodyinthehousebustedoutwailing,andcrying,andsaying,"Oh,it’sawful——
awful——horrible!andtherewasamosttremendousex-
citement,andyoucouldn’thearyourselfthink;andrightinthemidstofitupjumpsoldUncleSilas,whiteasasheet,andsingsout:
"IT’STRUE,EVERYWORD——IMURDEREDHIMINCOLD
BLOOD!"
ByJackson,itpetrifiedthem!Peopleroseupwildalloverthehouse,strainingandstaringforabetterlookathim,andthejudgewashammeringwithhismalletandthesheriffyelling"Order——orderinthecourt——
order!"
Andallthewhiletheoldmanstoodtherea-quakingandhiseyesa-burning,andnotlookingathiswifeanddaughter,whichwasclingingtohimandbegginghimtokeepstill,butpawingthemoffwithhishandsandsayingheWOULDclearhisblacksoulfromcrime,heWOULDheaveoffthisloadthatwasmorethanhecouldbear,andheWOULDN’Tbearitanotherhour!Andthenheragedrightalongwithhisawfultale,every-
bodya-staringandgasping,judge,jury,lawyers,andeverybody,andBennyandAuntSallycryingtheirheartsout。AndbyGeorge,TomSawyerneverlookedathimonce!Neveronce——justsettheregazingwithallhiseyesatsomethingelse,Icouldn’ttellwhat。Andsotheoldmanragedrightalong,pouringhiswordsoutlikeastreamoffire:
"Ikilledhim!Iamguilty!ButIneverhadthenotioninmylifetohurthimorharmhim,spiteofallthemliesaboutmythreateninghim,tilltheveryminuteIraisedtheclub——thenmyheartwentcold!——
thenthepityallwentoutofit,andIstrucktokill!Inthatonemomentallmywrongscomeintomymind;
alltheinsultsthatthatmanandthescoundrelhisbrother,there,hadputuponme,andhowtheylaidintogethertoruinmewiththepeople,andtakeawaymygoodname,andDRIVEmetosomedeedthatwoulddestroymeandmyfamilythathadn’teverdoneTHEM
noharm,sohelpmeGod!Andtheydoneitinameanrevenge——forwhy?Becausemyinnocentpuregirlhereatmysidewouldn’tmarrythatrich,insolent,ignorantcoward,BraceDunlap,who’sbeensnivelinghereoverabrotherhenevercaredabrassfarthingfor——"[IseeTomgiveajumpandlookgladTHIStime,toadeadcertainty]"——andinthatmomentI’vetoldyouabout,IforgotmyGodandrememberedonlymyheart’sbitterness,Godforgiveme,andIstrucktokill。
InonesecondIwasmiserablysorry——oh,filledwithremorse;butIthoughtofmypoorfamily,andIMUST
hidewhatI’ddonefortheirsakes;andIdidhidethatcorpseinthebushes;andpresentlyIcarriedittothetobackerfield;andinthedeepnightIwentwithmyshovelandburieditwhere——"
UpjumpsTomandshouts:
"NOW,I’vegotit!"andwaveshishand,oh,eversofineandstarchy,towardstheoldman,andsays:
"Setdown!AmurderWASdone,butyouneverhadnohandinit!"
Well,sir,youcouldaheardapindrop。AndtheoldmanhesunkdownkindofbewilderedinhisseatandAuntSallyandBennydidn’tknowit,becausetheywassoastonishedandstaringatTomwiththeirmouthsopenandnotknowingwhattheywasabout。
Andthewholehousethesame。Ineverseenpeoplelooksohelplessandtangledup,andIhain’teverseeneyesbugoutandgazewithoutablinkthewaytheirndid。Tomsays,perfectlyca’m:
"Yourhonor,mayIspeak?"
"ForGod’ssake,yes——goon!"saysthejudge,soastonishedandmixeduphedidn’tknowwhathewasabouthardly。
ThenTomhestoodthereandwaitedasecondortwo——thatwasfortoworkupan"effect,"ashecallsit——thenhestartedinjustasca’masever,andsays:
"Forabouttwoweeksnowthere’sbeenalittlebillstickingonthefrontofthiscourthouseofferingtwothousanddollarsrewardforacoupleofbigdi’monds——stoleatSt。Louis。Themdi’mondsisworthtwelvethousanddollars。ButnevermindaboutthattillIgettoit。Nowaboutthismurder。Iwilltellyouallaboutit——howithappened——whodoneit——everyDEtail。"
Youcouldseeeverybodynestlenow,andbegintolistenforalltheywasworth。
"Thismanhere,BraceDunlap,that’sbeensnivelingsoabouthisdeadbrotherthatYOUknowhenevercaredastrawfor,wantedtomarrythatyounggirlthere,andshewouldn’thavehim。SohetoldUncleSilashewouldmakehimsorry。UncleSilasknowedhowpowerfulhewas,andhowlittlechancehehadagainstsuchaman,andhewasscaredandworried,anddoneeverythinghecouldthinkoftosmoothhimoverandgethimtobegoodtohim:heeventookhisno-
accountbrotherJubiteronthefarmandgivehimwagesandstintedhisownfamilytopaythem;andJubiterdoneeverythinghisbrothercouldcontrivetoinsultUncleSilas,andfretandworryhim,andtrytodriveUncleSilasintodoinghimahurt,soastoinjureUncleSilaswiththepeople。Anditdoneit。Everybodyturnedagainsthimandsaidthemeanestkindofthingsabouthim,anditgradulybrokehisheart——yes,andhewassoworriedanddistressedthatoftenhewarn’thardlyinhisrightmind。
"Well,onthatSaturdaythatwe’vehadsomuchtroubleabout,twoofthesewitnesseshere,LemBeebeandJimLane,comealongbywhereUncleSilasandJubiterDunlapwasatwork——andthatmuchofwhatthey’vesaidistrue,therestislies。Theydidn’thearUncleSilassayhewouldkillJubiter;theydidn’thearnoblowstruck;theydidn’tseenodeadman,andtheydidn’tseeUncleSilashideanythinginthebushes。
Lookatthemnow——howtheysetthere,wishingtheyhadn’tbeensohandywiththeirtongues;anyway,they’llwishitbeforeIgetdone。
"ThatsameSaturdayeveningBillandJackWithersDIDseeonemanluggingoffanotherone。Thatmuchofwhattheysaidistrue,andtherestislies。FirstofftheythoughtitwasaniggerstealingUncleSilas’scorn——younoticeitmakesthemlooksilly,now,tofindoutsomebodyoverheardthemsaythat。That’sbecausetheyfoundoutbyandbywhoitwasthatwasdoingthelugging,andTHEYknowbestwhytheysworeherethattheytookitforUncleSilasbythegait——whichitWASN’T,andtheyknoweditwhentheysworetothatlie。
"AmanoutinthemoonlightDIDseeamurderedpersonputundergroundinthetobackerfield——butitwasn’tUncleSilasthatdonetheburying。Hewasinhisbedatthatverytime。
"Now,then,beforeIgoon,Iwanttoaskyouifyou’veevernoticedthis:thatpeople,whenthey’rethinkingdeep,orwhenthey’reworried,aremostalwaysdoingsomethingwiththeirhands,andtheydon’tknowit,anddon’tnoticewhatitistheirhandsaredoing。
somestroketheirchins;somestroketheirnoses;somestrokeupUNDERtheirchinwiththeirhand;sometwirlachain,somefumbleabutton,thenthere’ssomethatdrawsafigureoraletterwiththeirfingerontheircheek,orundertheirchinorontheirunderlip。That’sMYway。WhenI’mrestless,orworried,orthinkinghard,IdrawcapitalV’sonmycheekoronmyunderliporundermychin,andneveranythingBUTcapitalV’s——andhalfthetimeIdon’tnoticeitanddon’tknowI’mdoingit。"
Thatwasodd。ThatisjustwhatIdo;onlyImakeanO。AndIcouldseepeoplenoddingtooneanother,sameastheydowhentheymean"THAT’sso。"
"Now,then,I’llgoon。ThatsameSaturday——no,itwasthenightbefore——therewasasteamboatlayingatFlagler’sLanding,fortymilesabovehere,anditwasrainingandstorminglikethenation。Andtherewasathiefaboard,andhehadthemtwobigdi’mondsthat’sadvertisedouthereonthiscourthousedoor;
andheslippedashorewithhishand-bagandstruckoutintothedarkandthestorm,andhewasa-hopinghecouldgettothistownallrightandbesafe。Buthehadtwopalsaboardtheboat,hiding,andheknowedtheywasgoingtokillhimthefirstchancetheygotandtakethedi’monds;becauseallthreestolethem,andthenthisfellowhegotholdofthemandskipped。
"Well,hehadn’tbeengonemore’ntenminutesbe-
forehispalsfounditout,andtheyjumpedashoreandlitoutafterhim。Prob’lytheyburntmatchesandfoundhistracks。Anyway,theydoggedalongafterhimalldaySaturdayandkeptoutofhissight;andtowardssundownhecometothebunchofsycamoresdownbyUncleSilas’sfield,andhewentintheretogetadisguiseoutofhishand-bagandputitonbeforeheshowedhimselfhereinthetown——andmindyouhedonethatjustalittleafterthetimethatUncleSilaswashittingJubiterDunlapovertheheadwithaclub——forheDIDhithim。
"Buttheminutethepalsseethatthiefslideintothebunchofsycamores,theyjumpedoutofthebushesandslidinafterhim。
"Theyfellonhimandclubbedhimtodeath。
"Yes,forallhescreamedandhowledso,theyneverhadnomercyonhim,butclubbedhimtodeath。Andtwomenthatwasrunningalongtheroadheardhimyellingthatway,andtheymadearushintothesyca-imorebunch——whichwaswheretheywasboundfor,anyway——andwhenthepalssawthemtheylitoutandthetwonewmenafterthema-chasingthemastightastheycouldgo。Butonlyaminuteortwo——thenthesetwonewmenslippedbackveryquietintothesyca-
mores。
"THENwhatdidtheydo?Iwilltellyouwhattheydone。Theyfoundwherethethiefhadgothisdisguiseoutofhiscarpet-sacktoputon;sooneofthemstripsandputsonthatdisguise。"
Tomwaitedalittlehere,forsomemore"effect"——
thenhesays,verydeliberate:
"Themanthatputonthatdeadman’sdisguisewas——JUBITERDUNLAP!"
"GreatScott!"everybodyshouted,alloverthehouse,andoldUncleSilashelookedperfectlyastonished。
"Yes,itwasJubiterDunlap。Notdead,yousee。
Thentheypulledoffthedeadman’sbootsandputJubiterDunlap’soldraggedshoesonthecorpseandputthecorpse’sbootsonJubiterDunlap。ThenJubiterDunlapstayedwherehewas,andtheothermanluggedthedeadbodyoffinthetwilight;andaftermidnighthewenttoUncleSilas’shouse,andtookhisoldgreenwork-robeoffofthepegwhereitalwayshangsinthepassagebetwixtthehouseandthekitchenandputiton,andstolethelong-handledshovelandwentoffdownintothetobackerfieldandburiedthemurderedman。"
Hestopped,andstoodhalfaminute。Then——
"AndwhodoyoureckonthemurderedmanWAS?
Itwas——JAKEDunlap,thelong-lostburglar!"
"GreatScott!"
"Andthemanthatburiedhimwas——BRACEDunlap,hisbrother!"
"GreatScott!"
"Andwhodoyoureckonisthismowingidiotherethat’slettingonalltheseweekstobeadeefanddumbstranger?It’s——JUBITERDunlap!"
Myland,theyallbustedoutinahowl,andyouneverseethelikeofthatexcitementsincethedayyouwasborn。AndTomhemadeajumpforJubiterandsnakedoffhisgogglesandhisfalsewhiskers,andtherewasthemurderedman,sureenough,justasaliveasanybody!AndAuntSallyandBennytheywenttohuggingandcryingandkissingandsmotheringoldUncleSilastothatdegreehewasmoremuddledandconfusedandmushedupinhismindthanheeverwasbefore,andthatissayingconsiderable。Andnext,peoplebeguntoyell:
"TomSawyer!TomSawyer!Shutupevery-
body,andlethimgoon!Goon,TomSawyer!"
Whichmadehimfeeluncommonbully,foritwasnutsforTomSawyertobeapubliccharacterthat-
away,andahero,ashecallsit。Sowhenitwasallquiet,hesays:
"Thereain’tmuchleft,onlythis。Whenthatmanthere,BruceDunlap,hadmostworriedthelifeandsenseoutofUncleSilastillatlastheplumblosthismindandhitthisotherblatherskite,hisbrother,withaclub,Ireckonheseenhischance。Jubiterbrokeforthewoodstohide,andIreckonthegamewasforhimtoslideout,inthenight,andleavethecountry。
ThenBracewouldmakeeverybodybelieveUncleSilaskilledhimandhidhisbodysomers;andthatwouldruinUncleSilasanddriveHIMoutofthecountry——
hanghim,maybe;Idunno。Butwhentheyfoundtheirdeadbrotherinthesycamoreswithoutknowinghim,becausehewassobatteredup,theyseetheyhadabetterthing;disguiseBOTHandburyJakeanddighimuppresentlyalldressedupinJubiter’sclothes,andhireJimLaneandBillWithersandtheotherstosweartosomehandylies——whichtheydone。Andtheretheyset,now,andItoldthemtheywouldbelookingsickbeforeIgotdone,andthatisthewaythey’relookingnow。
"Well,meandHuckFinnhere,wecomedownontheboatwiththethieves,andthedeadonetoldusallaboutthedi’monds,andsaidtheotherswouldmurderhimiftheygotthechance;andwewasgoingtohelphimallwecould。Wewasboundforthesycamoreswhenweheardthemkillinghiminthere;butwewasinthereintheearlymorningafterthestormandallowednobodyhadn’tbeenkilled,afterall。AndwhenweseeJubiterDunlapherespreadingaroundintheverysamedisguiseJaketoldusHEwasgoingtowear,wethoughtitwasJakehisownself——andhewasgoo-gooingdeefanddumb,andTHATwasaccordingtoagreement。
"Well,meandHuckwentonhuntingforthecorpseaftertheothersquit,andwefoundit。Andwasproud,too;butUncleSilasheknockeduscrazybytellingusHEkilledtheman。Sowewasmightysorrywefoundthebody,andwasboundtosaveUncleSilas’sneckifwecould;anditwasgoingtobetoughwork,too,becausehewouldn’tletusbreakhimoutofprisonthewaywedonewithouroldniggerJim。
"IdoneeverythingIcouldthewholemonthtothinkupsomewaytosaveUncleSilas,butIcouldn’tstrikeathing。Sowhenwecomeintocourtto-dayIcomeempty,andcouldn’tseenochanceanywheres。ButbyandbyIhadaglimpseofsomethingthatsetmethinking——justalittleweeglimpse——onlythat,andnotenoughtomakesure;butitsetmethinkinghard——andWATCHING,whenIwasonlylettingontothink;
andbyandby,sureenough,whenUncleSilaswaspil-
ingoutthatstuffaboutHIMkillingJubiterDunlap,I
catchedthatglimpseagain,andthistimeIjumpedupandshutdowntheproceedings,becauseIKNOWED
JubiterDunlapwasa-settingherebeforeme。IknowedhimbyathingwhichIseenhimdo——andIremem-
beredit。I’dseenhimdoitwhenIwashereayearago。"
Hestoppedthen,andstudiedaminute——layingforan"effect"——Iknoweditperfectlywell。Thenheturnedofflikehewasgoingtoleavetheplatform,andsays,kindoflazyandindifferent:
"Well,Ibelievethatisall。"
Why,youneverheardsuchahowl!——anditcomefromthewholehouse:
"WhatWASityouseenhimdo?Staywhereyouare,youlittledevil!Youthinkyouaregoingtoworkabodyuptillhismouth’sa-wateringandstopthere?WhatWASithedone?"
Thatwasit,yousee——hejustdoneittogetan"effect";youcouldn’t’a’pulledhimoffofthatplat-
formwithayokeofoxen。
"Oh,itwasn’tanythingmuch,"hesays。"IseenhimlookingalittleexcitedwhenhefoundUncleSilaswasactulyfixingtohanghimselfforamurderthatwarn’teverdone;andhegotmoreandmorenervousandworried,Ia-watchinghimsharpbutnotseemingtolookathim——andallofasuddenhishandsbeguntoworkandfidget,andprettysoonhisleftcreptupandHISFINGERDRAWEDACROSSONHISCHEEK,andthenI
HADhim!"
Well,thentheyrippedandhowledandstompedandclappedtheirhandstillTomSawyerwasthatproudandhappyhedidn’tknowwhattodowithhim-
self。
Andthenthejudgehelookeddownoverhispulpitandsays:
"Myboy,didyouSEEallthevariousdetailsofthisstrangeconspiracyandtragedythatyou’vebeende-
scribing?"
"No,yourhonor,Ididn’tseeanyofthem。"
"Didn’tseeanyofthem!Why,you’vetoldthewholehistorystraightthrough,justthesameasifyou’dseenitwithyoureyes。Howdidyoumanagethat?"
Tomsays,kindofeasyandcomfortable:
"Oh,justnoticingtheevidenceandpiecingthisandthattogether,yourhonor;justanordinarylittlebitofdetectivework;anybodycould’a’doneit。"
"Nothingofthekind!Nottwoinamillioncould’a’doneit。Youareaveryremarkableboy。"
ThentheyletgoandgiveTomanothersmashinground,andhe——well,hewouldn’t’a’soldoutforasilvermine。Thenthejudgesays:
"Butareyoucertainyou’vegotthiscurioushistorystraight?"
"Perfectly,yourhonor。HereisBraceDunlap——
lethimdenyhisshareofitifhewantstotakethechance;I’llengagetomakehimwishhehadn’tsaidanything……Well,youseeHE’Sprettyquiet。Andhisbrother’sprettyquiet,andthemfourwitnessesthatliedsoandgotpaidforit,they’reprettyquiet。AndasforUncleSilas,itain’tanyuseforhimtoputinhisoar,Iwouldn’tbelievehimunderoath!"
Well,sir,thatfairlymadethemshout;andeventhejudgeheletgoandlaughed。Tomhewasjustfeelinglikearainbow。Whentheywasdonelaughinghelooksupatthejudgeandsays:
"Yourhonor,there’sathiefinthishouse。"
"Athief?"
"Yes,sir。Andhe’sgotthemtwelve-thousand-
dollardi’mondsonhim。"
Bygracious,butitmadeastir!Everybodywentshouting:
"Whichishim?whichishim?p’inthimout!"
Andthejudgesays:
"Pointhimout,mylad。Sheriff,youwillarresthim。Whichoneisit?"
Tomsays:
"Thislatedeadmanhere——JubiterDunlap。"
Thentherewasanotherthunderinglet-goofastonish-
mentandexcitement;butJubiter,whichwasastonishedenoughbefore,wasjustfairlyputrifiedwithastonish-
mentthistime。Andhespokeup,abouthalfcrying,andsays:
"NowTHAT’Salie。Yourhonor,itain’tfair;I’mplentybadenoughwithoutthat。Idonetheotherthings——Braceheputmeuptoit,andpersuadedme,andpromisedhe’dmakemerich,someday,andIdoneit,andI’msorryIdoneit,andIwishtIhadn’t;butI
hain’tstolenodi’monds,andIhain’tGOTnodi’monds;
IwishtImayneverstirifitain’tso。Thesheriffcansearchmeandsee。"
Tomsays:
"Yourhonor,itwasn’trighttocallhimathief,andI’llletuponthatalittle。Hedidstealthedi’monds,buthedidn’tknowit。HestolethemfromhisbrotherJakewhenhewaslayingdead,afterJakehadstolethemfromtheotherthieves;butJubiterdidn’tknowhewasstealingthem;andhe’sbeenswellingaroundherewiththemamonth;yes,sir,twelvethousanddollars’worthofdi’mondsonhim——allthatriches,andgoingaroundhereeverydayjustlikeapoorman。Yes,yourhonor,he’sgotthemonhimnow。"
Thejudgespokeupandsays:
"Searchhim,sheriff。"
Well,sir,thesheriffheransackedhimhighandlow,andeverywhere:searchedhishat,socks,seams,boots,everything——andTomhestoodtherequiet,layingforanotherofthemeffectsofhisn。Finallythesheriffhegiveitup,andeverybodylookeddisappointed,andJubitersays:
"There,now!what’dItellyou?"
Andthejudgesays:
"Itappearsyouweremistakenthistime,myboy。"
ThenTomtookanattitudeandletontobestudyingwithallhismight,andscratchinghishead。Thenallofasuddenheglancedupchipper,andsays:
"Oh,nowI’vegotit!I’dforgot。"
Whichwasalie,andIknowedit。Thenhesays:
"Willsomebodybegoodenoughtolendmealittlesmallscrewdriver?Therewasoneinyourbrother’shand-bagthatyousmouched,Jubiter。butIreckonyoudidn’tfetchitwithyou。"
"No,Ididn’t。Ididn’twantit,andIgiveitaway。"
"That’sbecauseyoudidn’tknowwhatitwasfor。"
Jubiterhadhisbootsonagain,bynow,andwhenthethingTomwantedwaspassedoverthepeople’sheadstillitgottohim,hesaystoJubiter:
"Putupyourfootonthischair。"Andhekneeleddownandbeguntounscrewtheheel-plate,everybodywatching;andwhenhegotthatbigdi’mondoutofthatboot-heelandhelditupandletitflashandblazeandsquirtsunlighteverwhichaway,itjusttookevery-
body’sbreath;andJubiterhelookedsosickandsorryyouneverseethelikeofit。AndwhenTomhelduptheotherdi’mondhelookedsorrierthanever。Land!
hewasthinkinghowhewould’a’skippedoutandbeenrichandindependentinaforeignlandifhe’donlyhadthelucktoguesswhatthescrewdriverwasinthecarpet-bagfor。
Well,itwasamostexcitingtime,takeitallaround,andTomgotcordsofglory。Thejudgetookthedi’monds,andstoodupinhispulpit,andclearedhisthroat,andshovedhisspectaclesbackonhishead,andsays:
"I’llkeepthemandnotifytheowners;andwhentheysendforthemitwillbearealpleasuretometohandyouthetwothousanddollars,foryou’veearnedthemoney——yes,andyou’veearnedthedeepestandmostsincerestthanksofthiscommunitybesides,forliftingawrongedandinnocentfamilyoutofruinandshame,andsavingagoodandhonorablemanfromafelon’sdeath,andforexposingtoinfamyandthepun-
ishmentofthelawacruelandodiousscoundrelandhismiserablecreatures!"
Well,sir,ifthere’dbeenabrassbandtobustoutsomemusic,then,itwould’a’beenjusttheperfectestthingIeversee,andTomSawyerhesaidthesame。
ThenthesheriffhenabbedBraceDunlapandhiscrowd,andbyandbynextmonththejudgehadthemupfortrialandjailedthewholelot。AndeverybodycrowdedbacktoUncleSilas’slittleoldchurch,andwaseversolovingandkindtohimandthefamilyandcouldn’tdoenoughforthem;andUncleSilashepreachedthemtheblamedestjumbledestidioticsermonsyoueverstruck,andwouldtangleyouupsoyoucouldn’tfindyourwayhomeindaylight;butthepeo-
pleneverletonbutwhattheythoughtitwastheclear-
estandbrightestandelegantestsermonsthateverwas;
andtheywouldsetthereandcry,forloveandpity;
but,byGeorge,theygivemethejim-jamsandthefan-
todsandcakedupwhatbrainsIhad,andturnedthemsolid;butbyandbytheylovedtheoldman’sintellectsbackintohimagain,andhewasassoundinhisskullaseverhewas,whichain’tnoflattery,Ireckon。Andsothewholefamilywasashappyasbirds,andnobodycouldbegratefulerandlovingerthanwhattheywastoTomSawyer;andthesametome,thoughIhadn’tdonenothing。Andwhenthetwothousanddollarscome,Tomgivehalfofittome,andnevertoldany-
bodyso,whichdidn’tsurpriseme,becauseIknowedhim。