CHAPTERI。
ANINVITATIONFORTOMANDHUCK
[Footnote:Strangeastheincidentsofthisstoryare,theyarenotinventions,butfacts——eventothepublicconfessionoftheaccused。Itakethemfromanold-timeSwedishcriminaltrial,changetheactors,andtransferthescenestoAmerica。Ihaveaddedsomedetails,butonlyacoupleofthemareimportantones。——M。T。]
WELL,itwasthenextspringaftermeandTomSawyersetouroldniggerJimfree,thetimehewaschainedupforarunawayslavedownthereonTom’suncleSilas’sfarminArkansaw。Thefrostwasworkingoutoftheground,andoutoftheair,too,anditwasgettingcloserandcloserontobarefoottimeeveryday;andnextitwouldbemarbletime,andnextmumbletypeg,andnexttopsandhoops,andnextkites,andthenrightawayitwouldbesummerandgo-
ingina-swimming。Itjustmakesaboyhomesicktolookaheadlikethatandseehowfaroffsummeris。
Yes,anditsetshimtosighingandsaddeningaround,andthere’ssomethingthematterwithhim,hedon’tknowwhat。Butanyway,hegetsoutbyhimselfandmopesandthinks;andmostlyhehuntsforalone-
someplacehighuponthehillintheedgeofthewoods,andsetsthereandlooksawayoffonthebigMississippidowntherea-reachingmilesandmilesaroundthepointswherethetimberlookssmokyanddimit’ssofaroffandstill,andeverything’ssosolemnitseemslikeeverybodyyou’velovedisdeadandgone,andyou’mostwishyouwasdeadandgonetoo,anddonewithitall。
Don’tyouknowwhatthatis?It’sspringfever。
Thatiswhatthenameofitis。Andwhenyou’vegotit,youwant——oh,youdon’tquiteknowwhatitisyouDOwant,butitjustfairlymakesyourheartache,youwantitso!Itseemstoyouthatmainlywhatyouwantistogetaway;getawayfromthesameoldtediousthingsyou’resousedtoseeingandsotiredof,andsetsomethingnew。Thatistheidea;youwanttogoandbeawanderer;youwanttogowanderingfarawaytostrangecountrieswhereeverythingismysteriousandwonderfulandromantic。Andifyoucan’tdothat,you’llputupwithconsiderableless;you’llgoany-
whereyouCANgo,justsoastogetaway,andbethank-
fulofthechance,too。
Well,meandTomSawyerhadthespringfever,andhaditbad,too;butitwarn’tanyusetothinkaboutTomtryingtogetaway,because,ashesaid,hisAuntPollywouldn’tlethimquitschoolandgotraipsingoffsomerswastingtime;sowewasprettyblue。Wewassettingonthefrontstepsonedayaboutsundowntalk-
ingthisway,whenoutcomeshisauntPollywithaletterinherhandandsays:
"Tom,Ireckonyou’vegottopackupandgodowntoArkansaw——yourauntSallywantsyou。"
I’mostjumpedoutofmyskinforjoy。IreckonedTomwouldflyathisauntandhugherheadoff;butifyoubelievemehesettherelikearock,andneversaidaword。Itmademefittocrytoseehimactsofoolish,withsuchanoblechanceasthisopeningup。Why,wemightloseitifhedidn’tspeakupandshowhewasthankfulandgrateful。ButhesetthereandstudiedandstudiedtillIwasthatdistressedIdidn’tknowwhattodo;thenhesays,veryca’m,andIcouldashothimforit:
"Well,"hesays,"I’mrightdownsorry,AuntPolly,butIreckonIgottobeexcused——forthepresent。"
HisauntPollywasknockedsostupidandsomadatthecoldimpudenceofitthatshecouldn’tsayawordforasmuchasahalfaminute,andthisgavemeachancetonudgeTomandwhisper:
"Ain’tyougotanysense?Sp’ilingsuchanoblechanceasthisandthrowingitaway?"
Buthewarn’tdisturbed。Hemumbledback:
"HuckFinn,doyouwantmetoletherSEEhowbadIwanttogo?Why,she’dbegintodoubt,rightaway,andimaginealotofsicknessesanddangersandobjections,andfirstyouknowshe’dtakeitallback。
Youlemmealone;IreckonIknowhowtoworkher。"
NowIneverwould’a’thoughtofthat。Buthewasright。TomSawyerwasalwaysright——thelevelestheadIeversee,andalwaysAThimselfandreadyforanythingyoumightspringonhim。BythistimehisauntPollywasallstraightagain,andsheletfly。Shesays:
"You’llbeexcused!YOUwill!Well,Ineverheardthelikeofitinallmydays!TheideaofyoutalkinglikethattoME!Nowtakeyourselfoffandpackyourtraps;andifIhearanotherwordoutofyouaboutwhatyou’llbeexcusedfromandwhatyouwon’t,IlayI’LLexcuseyou——withahickory!"
Shehithisheadathumpwithherthimbleaswedodgedby,andheletontobewhimperingaswestruckforthestairs。Upinhisroomhehuggedme,hewassooutofhisheadforgladnessbecausehewasgoingtraveling。Andhesays:
"Beforewegetawayshe’llwishshehadn’tletmego,butshewon’tknowanywaytogetarounditnow。
Afterwhatshe’ssaid,herpridewon’tlethertakeitback。"
Tomwaspackedintenminutes,allexceptwhathisauntandMarywouldfinishupforhim;thenwewaitedtenmoreforhertogetcooleddownandsweetandgentleagain;forTomsaidittookhertenminutestounruffleintimeswhenhalfofherfeatherswasup,buttwentywhentheywasallup,andthiswasoneofthetimeswhentheywasallup。Thenwewentdown,beinginasweattoknowwhatthelettersaid。
Shewassettingthereinabrownstudy,withitlayinginherlap。Wesetdown,andshesays:
"They’reinconsiderabletroubledownthere,andtheythinkyouandHuck’llbeakindofdiversionforthem——’comfort,’theysay。Muchofthatthey’llgetoutofyouandHuckFinn,Ireckon。There’saneigh-
bornamedBraceDunlapthat’sbeenwantingtomarrytheirBennyforthreemonths,andatlasttheytoldhimpointblankandonceforall,heCOULDN’T;sohehassouredonthem,andthey’reworriedaboutit。Ireckonhe’ssomebodytheythinktheybetterbeonthegoodsideof,forthey’vetriedtopleasehimbyhiringhisno-
accountbrothertohelponthefarmwhentheycan’thardlyaffordit,anddon’twanthimaroundanyhow。
WhoaretheDunlaps?"
"TheyliveaboutamilefromUncleSilas’splace,AuntPolly——allthefarmersliveaboutamileapartdownthere——andBraceDunlapisalongsightricherthananyoftheothers,andownsawholegristofnig-
gers。He’sawidower,thirty-sixyearsold,withoutanychildren,andisproudofhismoneyandoverbear-
ing,andeverybodyisalittleafraidofhim。Ijudgehethoughthecouldhaveanygirlhewanted,justfortheasking,anditmusthavesethimbackagooddealwhenhefoundhecouldn’tgetBenny。Why,Benny’sonlyhalfasoldasheis,andjustassweetandlovelyasQ
well,you’veseenher。PooroldUncleSilas——why,it’spitiful,himtryingtocurryfavorthatway——sohardpushedandpoor,andyethiringthatuselessJubiterDunlaptopleasehisornerybrother。"
"Whataname——Jubiter!Where’dhegetit?"
"It’sonlyjustanickname。Ireckonthey’veforgothisrealnamelongbeforethis。He’stwenty-seven,now,andhashaditeversincethefirsttimeheeverwentinswimming。Theschoolteacherseenaroundbrownmolethesizeofadimeonhisleftlegabovehisknee,andfourlittlebitsofmolesaroundit,whenhewasnaked,andhesaiditmindedhimofJubiterandhismoons;andthechildrenthoughtitwasfunny,andsotheygottocallinghimJubiter,andhe’sJubiteryet。
He’stall,andlazy,andsly,andsneaky,andruthercowardly,too,butkindofgood-natured,andwearslongbrownhairandnobeard,andhasn’tgotacent,andBraceboardshimfornothing,andgiveshimhisoldclothestowear,anddespiseshim。Jubiterisatwin。"
"What’st’othertwinlike?"
"JustexactlylikeJubiter——sotheysay;usedtowas,anyway,buthehain’tbeenseenforsevenyears。
Hegottorobbingwhenhewasnineteenortwenty,andtheyjailedhim;buthebrokejailandgotaway——
upNorthhere,somers。Theyusedtohearabouthimrobbingandburglaringnowandthen,butthatwasyearsago。He’sdead,now。Atleastthat’swhattheysay。Theydon’thearabouthimanymore。"
"Whatwashisname?"
"Jake。"
Therewasn’tanythingmoresaidforaconsiderablewhile;theoldladywasthinking。Atlastshesays:
"ThethingthatismostlyworryingyourauntSallyisthetempersthatthatmanJubitergetsyouruncleinto。"
Tomwasastonished,andsowasI。Tomsays:
"Tempers?UncleSilas?Land,youmustbejok-
ing!Ididn’tknowheHADanytemper。"
"Workshimupintoperfectrages,yourauntSallysays;saysheactsasifhewouldreallyhittheman,sometimes。"
"AuntPolly,itbeatsanythingIeverheardof。
Why,he’sjustasgentleasmush。"
"Well,she’sworried,anyway。SaysyouruncleSilasislikeachangedman,onaccountofallthisquarreling。Andtheneighborstalkaboutit,andlayalltheblameonyouruncle,ofcourse,becausehe’sapreacherandhain’tgotanybusinesstoquarrel。YourauntSallysayshehatestogointothepulpithe’ssoashamed;andthepeoplehavebeguntocooltowardhim,andheain’taspopularnowasheusedtowas。"
"Well,ain’titstrange?Why,AuntPolly,hewasalwayssogoodandkindandmoonyandabsent-mindedandchuckle-headedandlovable——why,hewasjustanangel!WhatCANbethematterofhim,doyoureckon?"
CHAPTERII。
JAKEDUNLAP
WEhadpowerfulgoodluck;becausewegotachanceinastern-wheelerfromawayNorthwhichwasboundforoneofthembayousorone-horseriversawaydownLouisianaway,andsowecouldgoallthewaydowntheUpperMississippiandallthewaydowntheLowerMississippitothatfarminArkansawwith-
outhavingtochangesteamboatsatSt。Louis;notsoverymuchshortofathousandmilesatonepull。
Aprettylonesomeboat;therewarn’tbutfewpassengers,andalloldfolks,thatsetaround,wideapart,dozing,andwasveryquiet。Wewasfourdaysgettingoutofthe"upperriver,"becausewegotagroundsomuch。Butitwarn’tdull——couldn’tbeforboysthatwastraveling,ofcourse。
FromtheverystartmeandTomallowedthattherewassomebodysickinthestateroomnexttoourn,be-
causethemealswasalwaystotedintherebythewait-
ers。Byandbyweaskedaboutit——Tomdidandthewaitersaiditwasaman,buthedidn’tlooksick。
"Well,butAIN’Thesick?"
"Idon’tknow;maybeheis,but’pearstomehe’sjustlettingon。"
"Whatmakesyouthinkthat?"
"BecauseifhewassickhewouldpullhisclothesoffSOMEtimeorother——don’tyoureckonhewould?
Well,thisonedon’t。Atleasthedon’teverpulloffhisboots,anyway。"
"Themischiefhedon’t!Notevenwhenhegoestobed?"
"No。"
ItwasalwaysnutsforTomSawyer——amysterywas。
Ifyou’dlayoutamysteryandapiebeforemeandhim,youwouldn’thavetosaytakeyourchoice;itwasathingthatwouldregulateitself。BecauseinmynatureIhavealwaysruntopie,whilstinhisnaturehehasalwaysruntomystery。Peoplearemadedifferent。
Anditisthebestway。Tomsaystothewaiter:
"What’stheman’sname?"
"Phillips。"
"Where’dhecomeaboard?"
"IthinkhegotaboardatElexandria,upontheIowaline。"
"Whatdoyoureckonhe’sa-playing?"
"Ihain’tanynotion——Ineverthoughtofit。"
Isaystomyself,here’sanotheronethatrunstopie。
"Anythingpeculiarabouthim?——thewayheactsortalks?"
"No——nothing,exceptheseemssoscary,andkeepshisdoorslockednightanddayboth,andwhenyouknockhewon’tletyouintillheopensthedooracrackandseeswhoitis。"
"Byjimminy,it’sint’resting!I’dliketogetalookathim。Say——thenexttimeyou’regoinginthere,don’tyoureckonyoucouldspreadthedoorand——"
"No,indeedy!He’salwaysbehindit。Hewouldblockthatgame。"
Tomstudiedoverit,andthenhesays:
"Lookyhere。Youlendmeyourapernandletmetakehimhisbreakfastinthemorning。I’llgiveyouaquarter。"
Theboywasplentywillingenough,iftheheadstewardwouldn’tmind。Tomsaysthat’sallright,hereckonedhecouldfixitwiththeheadsteward;andhedoneit。Hefixeditsoaswecouldbothgoinwithapernsonandtotingvittles。
Hedidn’tsleepmuch,hewasinsuchasweattogetinthereandfindoutthemysteryaboutPhillips;andmoreoverhedonealotofguessingaboutitallnight,whichwarn’tnouse,forifyouaregoingtofindoutthefactsofathing,what’sthesenseinguessingoutwhatain’tthefactsandwastingammunition?I
didn’tlosenosleep。Iwouldn’tgiveaderntoknowwhat’sthematterofPhillips,Isaystomyself。
Well,inthemorningweputontheapernsandgotacoupleoftraysoftruck,andTomheknockedonthedoor。Themanopeneditacrack,andthenheletusinandshutitquick。ByJackson,whenwegotasightofhim,we’mostdroppedthetrays!andTomsays:
"Why,JubiterDunlap,where’dYOUcomefrom?"
Well,themanwasastonished,ofcourse;andfirstoffhelookedlikehedidn’tknowwhethertobescared,orglad,orboth,orwhich,butfinallyhesettleddowntobeingglad;andthenhiscolorcomeback,thoughatfirsthisfacehadturnedprettywhite。Sowegottotalkingtogetherwhileheethisbreakfast。Andhesays:
"ButIaintJubiterDunlap。I’djustassoontellyouwhoIam,though,ifyou’llsweartokeepmum,forIain’tnoPhillips,either。"
Tomsays:
"We’llkeepmum,butthereain’tanyneedtotellwhoyouareifyouain’tJubiterDunlap。"
"Why?"
"Becauseifyouain’thimyou’ret’othertwin,Jake。
You’rethespit’nimageofJubiter。"
"Well,I’mJake。Butlookyhere,howdoyoucometoknowusDunlaps?"
Tomtoldabouttheadventureswe’dhaddownthereathisuncleSilas’slastsummer,andwhenheseethattherewarn’tanythingabouthisfolks——orhimeither,forthatmatter——thatwedidn’tknow,heopenedoutandtalkedperfectlyfreeandcandid。Henevermadeanybonesabouthisowncase;saidhe’dbeenahardlot,wasahardlotyet,andreckonedhe’dbeahardlotplumbtotheend。Hesaidofcourseitwasadanger-
ouslife,and——
Hegiveakindofgasp,andsethisheadlikeapersonthat’slistening。Wedidn’tsayanything,andsoitwasverystillforasecondorso,andtherewarn’tnosoundsbutthescreakingofthewoodworkandthechug-
chuggingofthemachinerydownbelow。
Thenwegothimcomfortableagain,tellinghimabouthispeople,andhowBrace’swifehadbeendeadthreeyears,andBracewantedtomarryBennyandsheshookhim,andJubiterwasworkingforUncleSilas,andhimandUncleSilasquarrelingallthetime——andthenheletgoandlaughed。
"Land!"hesays,"it’slikeoldtimestohearallthistittle-tattle,anddoesmegood。It’sbeensevenyearsandmoresinceIheardany。Howdotheytalkaboutmethesedays?"
"Who?"
"Thefarmers——andthefamily。"
"Why,theydon’ttalkaboutyouatall——atleastonlyjustamention,onceinalongtime。"
"Thenation!"hesays,surprised;"whyisthat?"
"Becausetheythinkyouaredeadlongago。"
"No!Areyouspeakingtrue?——honorbright,now。"Hejumpedup,excited。
"Honorbright。Thereain’tanybodythinksyouarealive。"
"ThenI’msaved,I’msaved,sure!I’llgohome。
They’llhidemeandsavemylife。Youkeepmum。
Swearyou’llkeepmum——swearyou’llnever,nevertellonme。Oh,boys,begoodtoapoordevilthat’sbeinghunteddayandnight,anddasn’tshowhisface!I’veneverdoneyouanyharm;I’llneverdoyouany,asGodisintheheavens;swearyou’llbegoodtomeandhelpmesavemylife。"
We’dasworeitifhe’dbeenadog;andsowedoneit。Well,hecouldn’tloveusenoughforitorbegrate-
fulenough,poorcuss;itwasallhecoulddotokeepfromhuggingus。
Wetalkedalong,andhegotoutalittlehand-bagandbeguntoopenit,andtoldustoturnourbacks。
Wedoneit,andwhenhetoldustoturnagainhewasperfectlydifferenttowhathewasbefore。Hehadonbluegogglesandthenaturalest-lookinglongbrownwhiskersandmustashesyoueversee。Hisownmotherwouldn’t’a’knowedhim。HeaskedusifhelookedlikehisbrotherJubiter,now。
"No,"Tomsaid;"thereain’tanythingleftthat’slikehimexceptthelonghair。"
"Allright,I’llgetthatcroppedclosetomyheadbe-
foreIgetthere;thenhimandBracewillkeepmysecret,andI’lllivewiththemasbeingastranger,andtheneighborswon’teverguessmeout。Whatdoyouthink?"
Tomhestudiedawhile,thenhesays:
"Well,ofcoursemeandHuckaregoingtokeepmumthere,butifyoudon’tkeepmumyourselfthere’sgoingtobealittlebitofarisk——itain’tmuch,maybe,butit’salittle。Imean,ifyoutalk,won’tpeoplenoticethatyourvoiceisjustlikeJubiter’s;andmightn’titmakethemthinkofthetwintheyreckonedwasdead,butmaybeafterallwashidallthistimeunderanothername?"
"ByGeorge,"hesays,"you’reasharpone!
You’reperfectlyright。I’vegottoplaydeefanddumbwhenthere’saneighboraround。IfI’dastruckforhomeandforgotthatlittledetail——However,I
wasn’tstrikingforhome。IwasbreakingforanyplacewhereIcouldgetawayfromthesefellowsthatareafterme;thenIwasgoingtoputonthisdisguiseandgetsomedifferentclothes,and——"
Hejumpedfortheoutsidedoorandlaidhisearagainstitandlistened,paleandkindofpanting。
Presentlyhewhispers:
"Soundedlikecockingagun!Lord,whatalifetolead!"
Thenhesunkdowninachairalllimpandsicklike,andwipedthesweatoffofhisface。
CHAPTERIII。
ADIAMONDROBBERY
FROMthattimeout,wewaswithhim’mostallthetime,andoneort’otherofussleptinhisupperberth。Hesaidhehadbeensolonesome,anditwassuchacomforttohimtohavecompany,andsomebodytotalktoinhistroubles。Wewasinasweattofindoutwhathissecretwas,butTomsaidthebestwaywasnottoseemanxious,thenlikelyhewoulddropintoithimselfinoneofhistalks,butifwegottoaskingquestionshewouldgetsuspiciousandshetuphisshell。
Itturnedoutjustso。Itwarn’tnotroubletoseethatheWANTEDtotalkaboutit,butalwaysalongatfirsthewouldscareawayfromitwhenhegotontheveryedgeofit,andgototalkingaboutsomethingelse。Thewayitcomeaboutwasthis:Hegottoaskingus,kindofindifferentlike,aboutthepassengersdownondeck。Wetoldhimaboutthem。Buthewarn’tsatis-
fied;wewarn’tparticularenough。Hetoldustode-
scribethembetter。Tomdoneit。Atlast,whenTomwasdescribingoneoftheroughestandraggedestones,hegaveashiverandagaspandsays:
"Oh,lordy,that’soneofthem!They’reaboardsure——Ijustknowedit。IsortofhopedIhadgotaway,butIneverbelievedit。Goon。"
PresentlywhenTomwasdescribinganothermangy,roughdeckpassenger,hegivethatshiveragainandsays:
"That’shim!——that’stheotherone。IfitwouldonlycomeagoodblackstormynightandIcouldgetashore。Yousee,they’vegotspiesonme。They’vegotarighttocomeupandbuydrinksatthebaryonderforrard,andtheytakethatchancetobribesomebodytokeepwatchonme——porterorbootsorsomebody。IfIwastoslipashorewithoutanybodyseeingme,theywouldknowitinsideofanhour。"
Sothenhegottowanderingalong,andprettysoon,sureenough,hewastelling!Hewaspokingalongthroughhisupsanddowns,andwhenhecometothatplacehewentrightalong。Hesays:
"Itwasaconfidencegame。Weplayeditonajulery-
shopinSt。Louis。Whatwewasafterwasacoupleofnoblebigdi’mondsasbigashazel-nuts,whichevery-
bodywasrunningtosee。Wewasdressedupfine,andweplayeditontheminbroaddaylight。Weorderedthedi’mondssenttothehotelforustoseeifwewantedtobuy,andwhenwewasexaminingthemwehadpastecounterfeitsallready,andTHEMwasthethingsthatwentbacktotheshopwhenwesaidthewaterwasn’tquitefineenoughfortwelvethousanddollars。"
"TwelveQthousandQdollars!"Tomsays。"Wastheyreallyworthallthatmoney,doyoureckon?"
"Everycentofit。"
"Andyoufellowsgotawaywiththem?"
"Aseasyasnothing。Idon’treckonthejulerypeopleknowthey’vebeenrobbedyet。Butitwouldn’tbegoodsensetostayaroundSt。Louis,ofcourse,soweconsideredwherewe’dgo。Onewasforgoingoneway,oneanother,sowethrowedup,headsortails,andtheUpperMississippiwon。Wedoneupthedi’mondsinapaperandputournamesonitandputitinthekeepofthehotelclerk,andtoldhimnottoeverleteitherofushaveitagainwithouttheotherswasonhandtoseeitdone;thenwewentdowntown,eachbyhisownself——becauseIreckonmaybeweallhadthesamenotion。Idon’tknowforcertain,butI
reckonmaybewehad。"
"Whatnotion?"Tomsays。
"Torobtheothers。"
"What——onetakeeverything,afterallofyouhadhelpedtogetit?"
"Cert’nly。"
ItdisgustedTomSawyer,andhesaiditwastheorneriest,low-downestthingheeverheardof。ButJakeDunlapsaiditwarn’tunusualintheprofession。
Saidwhenapersonwasinthatlineofbusinesshe’dgottolookoutforhisownintrust,therewarn’tno-
bodyelsegoingtodoitforhim。Andthenhewenton。Hesays:
"Yousee,thetroublewas,youcouldn’tdivideuptwodi’mondsamongstthree。Ifthere’dbeenthree——
Butnevermindaboutthat,therewarn’tthree。I
loafedalongthebackstreetsstudyingandstudying。
AndIsaystomyself,I’llhogthemdi’mondsthefirstchanceIget,andI’llhaveadisguiseallready,andI’llgivetheboystheslip,andwhenI’msafeawayI’llputiton,andthenletthemfindmeiftheycan。SoIgotthefalsewhiskersandthegogglesandthiscountrifiedsuitofclothes,andfetchedthemalongbackinahand-
bag;andwhenIwaspassingashopwheretheysellallsortsofthings,Igotaglimpseofoneofmypalsthroughthewindow。ItwasBudDixon。Iwasglad,youbet。Isaystomyself,I’llseewhathebuys。SoIkeptshady,andwatched。Nowwhatdoyoureckonitwashebought?"
"Whiskers?"saidI。
"No。"
"Goggles?"
"No。"
"Oh,keepstill,HuckFinn,can’tyou,you’reonlyjusthenderingallyoucan。WhatWASithebought,Jake?"
"You’dneverguessintheworld。Itwasonlyjustascrewdriver——justaweelittlebitofascrewdriver。"
"Well,Ideclare!Whatdidhewantwiththat?"
"That’swhatIthought。Itwascurious。Itcleanstumpedme。Isaystomyself,whatcanhewantwiththatthing?Well,whenhecomeoutIstoodbackoutofsight,andthentrackedhimtoasecond-handslop-
shopandseehimbuyaredflannelshirtandsomeoldraggedclothes——justtheoneshe’sgotonnow,asyou’vedescribed。ThenIwentdowntothewharfandhidmythingsaboardtheup-riverboatthatwehadpickedout,andthenstartedbackandhadanotherstreakofluck。IseenourotherpallayinHISstockofoldrustysecond-handers。Wegotthedi’mondsandwentaboardtheboat。
"Butnowwewasupastump,forwecouldn’tgotobed。Wehadtosetupandwatchoneanother。
Pity,thatwas;pitytoputthatkindofastrainonus,becausetherewasbadbloodbetweenusfromacoupleofweeksback,andwewasonlyfriendsinthewayofbusiness。Badanyway,seeingtherewasonlytwodi’mondsbetwixtthreemen。Firstwehadsupper,andthentrampedupanddownthedecktogethersmokingtillmostmidnight;thenwewentandsetdowninmystateroomandlockedthedoorsandlookedinthepieceofpapertoseeifthedi’mondswasallright,thenlaiditonthelowerberthrightinfullsight;
andthereweset,andset,andby-and-byitgottobedreadfulhardtokeepawake。AtlastBudDixonhedroppedoff。Assoonashewassnoringagoodregulargaitthatwaslikelytolast,andhadhischinonhisbreastandlookedpermanent,HalClaytonnoddedtowardsthedi’mondsandthentowardstheoutsidedoor,andIunderstood。Ireachedandgotthepaper,andthenwestoodupandwaitedperfectlystill;Budneverstirred;Iturnedthekeyoftheoutsidedoorverysoftandslow,thenturnedtheknobthesameway,andwewenttiptoeingoutontotheguard,andshutthedoorverysoftandgentle。
"Therewarn’tnobodystirringanywhere,andtheboatwasslippingalong,swiftandsteady,throughthebigwaterinthesmokymoonlight。Weneversaidaword,butwentstraightupontothehurricane-deckandplumbbackaft,andsetdownontheendofthesky-
light。Bothofusknowedwhatthatmeant,withouthavingtoexplaintooneanother。BudDixonwouldwakeupandmisstheswag,andwouldcomestraightforus,forheain’tafeardofanythingoranybody,thatmanain’t。Hewouldcome,andwewouldheavehimoverboard,orgetkilledtrying。Itmademeshiver,becauseIain’tasbraveassomepeople,butifI
showedthewhitefeather——well,Iknowedbetterthandothat。Ikindofhopedtheboatwouldlandsomers,andwecouldskipashoreandnothavetoruntheriskofthisrow,IwassoscaredofBudDixon,butshewasanupper-rivertubandtherewarn’tnorealchanceofthat。
"Well,thetimestrungalongandalong,andthatfellownevercome!Why,itstrungalongtilldawnbeguntobreak,andstillhenevercome。’Thunder,’I
says,’whatdoyoumakeoutofthis?——ain’titsus-
picious?’’Land!’Halsays,’doyoureckonhe’splayingus?——openthepaper!’Idoneit,andbygracioustherewarn’tanythinginitbutacoupleoflittlepiecesofloaf-sugar!THAT’Sthereasonhecouldsetthereandsnoozeallnightsocomfortable。Smart?
Well,Ireckon!Hehadhadthemtwopapersallfixedandready,andhehadputoneoftheminplaceoft’otherrightunderournoses。
"Wefeltprettycheap。Butthethingtodo,straightoff,wastomakeaplan;andwedoneit。Wewoulddoupthepaperagain,justasitwas,andslipin,veryelaborateandsoft,andlayitonthebunkagain,andletonWEdidn’tknowaboutanytrick,andhadn’tanyideahewasa-laughingatusbehindthembogussnoresofhis’n;andwewouldstickbyhim,andthefirstnightwewasashorewewouldgethimdrunkandsearchhim,andgetthedi’monds;andDOforhim,too,ifitwarn’ttoorisky。Ifwegottheswag,we’dGOTtodoforhim,orhewouldhuntusdownanddoforus,sure。ButIdidn’thavenorealhope。Iknowedwecouldgethimdrunk——hewasalwaysreadyforthat——butwhat’sthegoodofit?Youmightsearchhimayearandneverfind——
"Well,rightthereIcatchedmybreathandbrokeoffmythought!Foranideawentrippingthroughmyheadthattoremybrainstorags——andland,butIfeltgayandgood!Yousee,Ihadhadmybootsoff,tounswellmyfeet,andjustthenItookuponeofthemtoputiton,andIcatchedaglimpseoftheheel-
bottom,anditjusttookmybreathaway。Youre-
memberaboutthatpuzzlesomelittlescrewdriver?"
"YoubetIdo,"saysTom,allexcited。
"Well,whenIcatchedthatglimpseofthatbootheel,theideathatwentsmashingthroughmyheadwas,Iknowwherehe’shidthedi’monds!Youlookatthisbootheel,now。See,it’sbottomedwithasteelplate,andtheplateisfastenedonwithlittlescrews。
Nowtherewasn’tascrewaboutthatfelleranywherebutinhisbootheels;so,ifheneededascrewdriver,IreckonedIknowedwhy。"
"Huck,ain’titbully!"saysTom。
"Well,Igotmybootson,andwewentdownandslippedinandlaidthepaperofsugarontheberth,andsatdownsoftandsheepishandwenttolisteningtoBudDixonsnore。HalClaytondroppedoffprettysoon,butIdidn’t;Iwasn’teversowideawakeinmylife。Iwasspyingoutfromundertheshadeofmyhatbrim,searchingthefloorforleather。Ittookmealongtime,andIbeguntothinkmaybemyguesswaswrong,butatlastIstruckit。Itlaidoverbythebulkhead,andwasnearlythecolorofthecarpet。Itwasalittleroundplugaboutasthickastheendofyourlittlefinger,andIsaystomyselfthere’sadi’mondinthenestyou’vecomefrom。BeforelongIspiedouttheplug’smate。
"Thinkofthesmartnessandcoolnessofthatblatherskite!Heputupthatschemeonusandreasonedoutwhatwewoulddo,andwewentaheadanddoneitperfectlyexact,likeacoupleofpudd’n-
heads。Hesetthereandtookhisowntimetoun-
screwhisheelplatesandcutouthisplugsandstickinthedi’mondsandscrewonhisplatesagain。Heallowedwewouldstealthebogusswagandwaitallnightforhimtocomeupandgetdrownded,andbyGeorgeit’sjustwhatwedone!Ithinkitwaspower-
fulsmart。"
"Youbetyourlifeitwas!"saysTom,justfullofadmiration。
CHAPTERIV。
THETHREESLEEPERS
WELL,alldaywewentthroughthehumbugofwatchingoneanother,anditwasprettysicklybusinessfortwoofusandhardtoactout,Icantellyou。AboutnightwelandedatoneofthemlittleMissouritownshighuptowardIowa,andhadsupperatthetavern,andgotaroomupstairswithacotandadoublebedinit,butIdumpedmybagunderadealtableinthedarkhallwhilewewasmovingalongittobed,singlefile,melast,andthelandlordintheleadwithatallowcandle。Wehadupalotofwhisky,andwenttoplayinghigh-low-jackfordimes,andassoonasthewhiskybeguntotakeholdofBudwestoppeddrinking,butwedidn’tlethimstop。Weloadedhimtillhefelloutofhischairandlaidtheresnoring。
"Wewasreadyforbusinessnow。Isaidwebetterpullourbootsoff,andhis’ntoo,andnotmakeanynoise,thenwecouldpullhimandhaulhimaroundandransackhimwithoutanytrouble。Sowedoneit。I
setmybootsandBud’ssidebyside,wherethey’dbehandy。Thenwestrippedhimandsearchedhisseamsandhispocketsandhissocksandtheinsideofhisboots,andeverything,andsearchedhisbundle。Neverfoundanydi’monds。Wefoundthescrewdriver,andHalsays,’Whatdoyoureckonhewantedwiththat?’
IsaidIdidn’tknow;butwhenhewasn’tlookingI
hookedit。AtlastHalhelookedbeatanddiscour-
aged,andsaidwe’dgottogiveitup。ThatwaswhatIwaswaitingfor。Isays:
"’There’soneplacewehain’tsearched。’
"’Whatplaceisthat?’hesays。
"’Hisstomach。’
"’Bygracious,Ineverthoughtofthat!NOWwe’reonthehomestretch,toadeadmoralcertainty。How’llwemanage?’
"’Well,’Isays,’juststaybyhimtillIturnoutandhuntupadrugstore,andIreckonI’llfetchsomethingthat’llmakethemdi’mondstiredofthecompanythey’rekeeping。’
"Hesaidthat’stheticket,andwithhimlookingstraightatmeIslidmyselfintoBud’sbootsinsteadofmyown,andhenevernoticed。Theywasjustashadelargeforme,butthatwasconsiderablebetterthanbe-
ingtoosmall。IgotmybagasIwenta-gropingthroughthehall,andinaboutaminuteIwasoutthebackwayandstretchinguptheriverroadatafive-milegait。
"Andnotfeelingsoverybad,neither——walkingondi’mondsdon’thavenosucheffect。WhenIhadgonefifteenminutesIsaystomyself,there’smore’namilebehindme,andeverythingquiet。AnotherfiveminutesandIsaysthere’sconsiderablemorelandbehindmenow,andthere’samanbacktherethat’sbeguntowonderwhat’sthetrouble。AnotherfiveandIsaystomyselfhe’sgettingrealuneasy——he’swalkingthefloornow。Anotherfive,andIsaystomyself,there’stwomileandahalfbehindme,andhe’sAWFULuneasy——be-
ginningtocuss,Ireckon。PrettysoonIsaystomy-
self,fortyminutesgone——heKNOWSthere’ssomethingup!Fiftyminutes——thetruth’sa-bustingonhimnow!heisreckoningIfoundthedi’mondswhilstwewassearching,andshovedtheminmypocketandneverleton——yes,andhe’sstartingouttohuntforme。
He’llhuntfornewtracksinthedust,andthey’llaslikelysendhimdowntheriverasup。
"JustthenIseeamancomingdownonamule,andbeforeIthoughtIjumpedintothebush。Itwasstupid!Whenhegotabreasthestoppedandwaitedalittleformetocomeout;thenherodeonagain。
ButIdidn’tfeelgayanymore。IsaystomyselfI’vebotchedmychancesbythat;Isurelyhave,ifhemeetsupwithHalClayton。
"Well,aboutthreeinthemorningIfetchedElex-
andriaandseethisstern-wheelerlayingthere,andwasveryglad,becauseIfeltperfectlysafe,now,youknow。
Itwasjustdaybreak。Iwentaboardandgotthisstate-
roomandputontheseclothesandwentupinthepilot-
house——towatch,thoughIdidn’treckontherewasanyneedofit。Isetthereandplayedwithmydi’mondsandwaitedandwaitedfortheboattostart,butshedidn’t。Yousee,theywasmendinghermachinery,butIdidn’tknowanythingaboutit,notbeingverymuchusedtosteamboats。
"Well,tocutthetaleshort,weneverlefttheretillplumbnoon;andlongbeforethatIwashidinthisstateroom;forbeforebreakfastIseeamancoming,awayoff,thathadagaitlikeHalClayton’s,anditmademejustsick。Isaystomyself,ifhefindsoutI’maboardthisboat,he’sgotmelikearatinatrap。
Allhe’sgottodoistohavemewatched,andwait——
waittillIslipashore,thinkingheisathousandmilesaway,thenslipaftermeanddogmetoagoodplaceandmakemegiveupthedi’monds,andthenhe’ll——
oh,Iknowwhathe’lldo!Ain’titawful——awful!
AndnowtothinktheOTHERone’saboard,too!Oh,ain’tithardluck,boys——ain’tithard!Butyou’llhelpsaveme,WON’Tyou?——oh,boys,begoodtoapoordevilthat’sbeinghuntedtodeath,andsaveme——I’llworshiptheverygroundyouwalkon!"
Weturnedinandsoothedhimdownandtoldhimwewouldplanforhimandhelphim,andheneedn’tbesoafeard;andsobyandbyhegottofeelingkindofcomfortableagain,andunscrewedhisheelplatesandhelduphisdi’mondsthiswayandthat,admiringthemandlovingthem;andwhenthelightstruckintothemtheyWASbeautiful,sure;why,theyseemedtokindofbust,andsnapfireoutallaround。ButallthesameI
judgedhewasafool。IfIhadbeenhimIwouldahandedthedi’mondstothempalsandgotthemtogoashoreandleavemealone。Buthewasmadediffer-
ent。Hesaiditwasawholefortuneandhecouldn’tbeartheidea。
Twicewestoppedtofixthemachineryandlaidagoodwhile,onceinthenight;butitwasn’tdarkenough,andhewasafeardtoskip。Butthethirdtimewehadtofixittherewasabetterchance。WelaidupatacountrywoodyardaboutfortymileaboveUncleSilas’splacealittleafteroneatnight,anditwasthickeningupandgoingtostorm。SoJakehelaidforachancetoslide。Webeguntotakeinwood。Prettysoontheraincomea-drenchingdown,andthewindblowedhard。Ofcourseeveryboat-handfixedagunnysackandputitonlikeabonnet,thewaytheydowhentheyaretotingwood,andwegotoneforJake,andheslippeddownaftwithhishand-bagandcometrampingforrardjustliketherest,andwalkedashorewiththem,andwhenweseehimpassoutofthelightofthetorch-basketandgetswallowedupinthedark,wegotourbreathagainandjustfeltgratefulandsplendid。Butitwasn’tforlong。Somebodytold,I
reckon;forinabouteightortenminutesthemtwopalscometearingforrardastightastheycouldjumpanddartedashoreandwasgone。Wewaitedplumbtilldawnforthemtocomeback,andkepthopingtheywould,buttheyneverdid。Wewasawfulsorryandlow-spirited。AllthehopewehadwasthatJakehadgotsuchastartthattheycouldn’tgetonhistrack,andhewouldgettohisbrother’sandhidethereandbesafe。
Hewasgoingtotaketheriverroad,andtoldustofindoutifBraceandJubiterwastohomeandnostrangersthere,andthenslipoutaboutsundownandtellhim。SaidhewouldwaitforusinalittlebunchofsycamoresrightbackofTom’suncleSilas’stobackerfieldontheriverroad,alonesomeplace。
Wesetandtalkedalongtimeabouthischances,andTomsaidhewasallrightifthepalsstruckuptheriverinsteadofdown,butitwasn’tlikely,becausemaybetheyknowedwherehewasfrom;morelikelytheywouldgoright,anddoghimallday,himnotsuspecting,andkillhimwhenitcomedark,andtaketheboots。Sowewasprettysorrowful。
CHAPTERV。
ATRAGEDYINTHE:WOODS
WEdidn’tgetdonetinkeringthemachinerytillawaylateintheafternoon,andsoitwassoclosetosundownwhenwegothomethatweneverstoppedonourroad,butmadeabreakforthesycamoresastightaswecouldgo,totellJakewhatthedelaywas,andhavehimwaittillwecouldgotoBrace’sandfindouthowthingswasthere。Itwasgettingprettydimbythetimeweturnedthecornerofthewoods,sweatingandpantingwiththatlongrun,andseethesycamoresthirtyyardsaheadofus;andjustthenweseeacoupleofmenrunintothebunchandheardtwoorthreeterriblescreamsforhelp。"PoorJakeiskilled,sure,"wesays。Wewasscaredthroughandthrough,andbrokeforthetobackerfieldandhidthere,tremblingsoourclotheswouldhardlystayon;andjustasweskippedinthere,acoupleofmenwenttearingby,andintothebunchtheywent,andinasecondoutjumpsfourmenandtookoutuptheroadastightastheycouldgo,twochasingtwo。
Welaiddown,kindofweakandsick,andlistenedformoresounds,butdidn’thearnoneforagoodwhilebutjustourhearts。Wewasthinkingofthatawfulthinglayingyonderinthesycamores,anditseemedlikebeingthatclosetoaghost,anditgivemethecoldshudders。Themooncomea-swellingupoutoftheground,now,powerfulbigandroundandbright,be-
hindacomboftrees,likeafacelookingthroughprisonbars,andtheblackshaddersandwhiteplacesbeguntocreeparound,anditwasmiserablequietandstillandnight-breezyandgraveyardyandscary。Allofasud-
denTomwhispers:
"Look!——what’sthat?"
"Don’t!"Isays。"Don’ttakeapersonbysur-
prisethatway。I’m’mostreadytodie,anyway,with-
outyoudoingthat。"
"Look,Itellyou。It’ssomethingcomingoutofthesycamores。"
"Don’t,Tom!"
"It’sterribletall!"
"Oh,lordy-lordy!let’s——"
"Keepstill——it’sa-comingthisway。"
Hewassoexcitedhecouldhardlygetbreathenoughtowhisper。Ihadtolook。Icouldn’thelpit。Sonowwewasbothonourkneeswithourchinsonafencerailandgazing——yes,andgaspingtoo。Itwascomingdowntheroad——comingintheshadderofthetrees,andyoucouldn’tseeitgood;nottillitwasprettyclosetous;thenitsteppedintoabrightsplotchofmoonlightandwesunkrightdowninourtracks——
itwasJakeDunlap’sghost!Thatwaswhatwesaidtoourselves。