II
MR。BILLINGS’SPOCKETS
OnthesixteenthofJuneMr。RollinBillingsenteredhishomeatWestcoteverymuchlaterthanusual,andstealingupstairs,likeathiefinthenight,heundressedanddroppedintobed。Intwominuteshewasasleep,anditwasnowonder,forbythattimeitwasfiveminutesafterthreeinthemorning,andMr。
Billings’susualbedtimewasteno’clock。Evenwhenhewasdelayedathisofficehemadeitaninvariableruletocatchthenineo’clocktrainhome。
WhenMrs。Billingsawokethenext——or,rather,thatsame——
morning,shegazedaminuteatthethin,innocentfaceofherhusband,andwasinthesatisfiedframeofmindthattakesanunexpectedtraindelayasalegitimateexcuse,whenshehappenedtocasthereyesuponMr。Billings’scoat,whichwasthrowncarelesslyoverthefootofthebed。Protrudingfromoneofthesidepocketswasapatentnursing-bottle,halffullofmilk。
InstantlyMrs。BillingswasoutofbedandsearchingMr。
Billings’sotherpockets。Toherhorrorhersearchwasfruitful。
Inavestpocketshefoundthreefalsecurls,orpuffsofhair,suchasladiesarewearingto-daytoincreasetheabundanceoftheirown,andthesecurlswereofarichbrownishred。Finally,whenshedivedintohistrouserspocket,shefoundtwelveacornscarefullywrappedinalady’shandkerchief,withtheinitials"T。M。C。"embroideredinonecorner。
AlltheseMrs。Billingshidcarefullyinherupperbureaudrawerandproceededtodress。WhenatlengthsheawakenedMr。
Billings,heyawned,stretched,andthen,realizingthatgetting-uptimehadarrived,hoppedbrisklyoutofbed。
"Yougotinlatelastnight,"saidMrs。Billingspleasantly。
IfshehadexpectedMr。Billingstocringeandcowershewasmistaken。Hecontinuedtodress,quiteinhisusualmanner,asifhehadaclearconscience。
"IndeedIdid,Mary,"hesaid。"ItwasthreewhenIenteredthehouse,fortheclockwasjuststriking。"
"Somethingmusthavedelayedyou,"suggestedMrs。Billings。
"Otherwise,dear,"saidMr。Billings,"Ishouldhavebeenhomemuchsooner。
"Probably,"saidMrs。Billings,suddenlyassuminghermostsarcastictone,asshereachedintoherbureaudraweranddrewoutthepatentnursing-bottle,"thishadsomethingtodowithyourbeingdelayed!"
Mr。Billingslookedatthenursing-bottle,andthenhedrewouthiswatchandlookedatthat。
"Mydear,"hesaid,"youareright。Itdid。ButInowhavejusttimetogulpdownmycoffeeandcatchmytrain。To-night,whenI
returnfromtown,Iwilltellyouthemostremarkablestoryofthatnursing-bottle,andhowithappenedtobeinmypocket,andinthemeantimeIbegyou——Imostsincerelybegyou——tofeelnouneasiness。
Withthishehurriedoutoftheroom,andafewmomentslaterhiswifesawhimrunningforhistrain。
AlldayMrs。Billingswaspreytothemostdisturbingthoughts,andassoonasdinnerwasfinishedthateveningsheledthewayintothelibrary。
"Now,Rollin?"shesaid,andwithouthesitationMr。Billingsbegan。
I。THEPATENTNURSING-BOTTLE
Youhave(hesaid),Iknow,metLemuel,thecolouredelevatorboyinourofficebuilding,andyouknowwhatapleasant,accommodatingladheis。Heisthesortofboyforwhomonewouldgladlydoafavour,forheisalwayssowillingtodofavoursforothers,butIwasthinkingnothingofthiswhenIsteppedfrommyofficeatexactlyfiveo’clockyesterdayevening。Iwasthinkingofnothingbutgettinghometodinnerassoonaspossible,andwasjuststeppingintotheelevatorwhenLemuellaidhishandgentlyonmyarm。
"Ibegyo’pahdon,MistahBillings,"hesaidpolitely,"butwouldyo’domeafavour?"
"Certainly,Lemuel,"Isaid;"howmuchcanIlendyou?"
"’Tain’tthat,sah,"hesaid。"Iwisht’haveawordortwoinprivatewithyo’。Wouldyo’mindsteppin’backintoyo’officeuntilIgitthesefolksoutofth’buildin’,so’sIcanspeaktoyo’?"
IknewIhadstillhalfanhourbeforemysix-twotrain,andI
wasnotunwillingtodoLemuelafavour,soIwentbacktomyofficeashedesired,andwaitedthereuntilheappeared,whichwasnotuntilhehadtakenallthetenantsdowninhiselevator。
Thenheopenedthedoorandcamein。WithhimwastheyoungmanI
hadoftenseenintheofficenexttomine,asIpassed,andayoungwomanonwhomIhadneversetmyeyesbefore。Nosoonerhadtheyopenedthedoorthantheyoungmanbegantospeak,andLemuelstoodunobtrusivelytooneside。
"Mr。Billings,"saidtheyoungman,"youmaythinkitstrangethatIshouldcometoyouinthiswaywhenyouandIarehardlyacquaintances,butIhaveoftenobservedyoupassingmydoor,andhavenotedyourkind-lookingface,andthemomentIfoundthistroubleuponmeIinstantlythoughtofyouastheonemanwhowouldbelikelytohelpmeoutofmydifficulty。
WhilehesaidthisIhadtimetostudyhisface,andalsotoglanceattheyoungwoman,andIsawthathemust,indeed,beingreattrouble。Ialsosawthattheyoungwomanwasprettyandmodestandthatshe,also,wasingreatdistress。Iatonceagreedtohelphim,providedIshouldnotbemadetomissthesix-thirtytrain,forIsawIwasalreadytoolateforthesix-two。
"Good!"hecried。"ForseveralyearsMadge——whoisthisyounglady——andIhavebeeninlove,andwewishtobemarriedthisevening,butherfatherandmyfatherarewaitingatthefootoftheelevatoratthisminute,andtheyhavebeenwaitingthereallday。Thereisnootherwayforustoleavethebuilding,forthefootofthestairsisalsothefootoftheelevator,and,infact,whenIlastpeeped,Madge’sfatherwassittingonthebottomstep。Itisnowexactlyfifteenminutesofsix,andatsixo’clocktheymeantocomeupandtearMadgeandmeaway,andhaveusmarried。"
"To——"Ibegan。
"Toeachother,"saidtheyoungmanwithemotion。
"ButIthoughtthatwaswhatyouwanted?"Iexclaimed。
"Notatall!Notatall!"saidtheyoungman,andtheyoungwomanaddedhervoiceinprotest,too。"IamtheheadoftheStatisticalDepartmentoftheSocietyfortheObtainingofaUniformNationalDivorceLaw,andtheworkinthatdepartmenthasconvincedmebeyondadoubtthatforcedmarriagesalwaysendunhappily。Ineighty-seventhousandsixhundredandfourcasesofforcedmarriagesthatIhavetabulatedIhavefoundthateighty-
seventhousandsixhundredandthreehavebeenunhappy。InthefaceofsuchstatisticsMadgeandIdarenotallowourselvestobemarriedagainstourwills。Weinsistonmarryingvoluntarily。"
"Thatcouldbeeasilyarranged,"Iventuredtosay,inviewofthefactthatbothyourfatherswishyoutobemarried。"
"Notatall,"saidMadge,withmoreindependencethanIhadthoughthercapableof;"becausemyfatherandHenry’sfatheraregentlemenoftheoldschool。Iwouldnotsayanythingagainsteitherfather,forinordinaryaffairsItheyaretwomostsuaveandcharmingoldgentlemen,butinthistheyholdtotheold-
schoolideathatchildrenshouldallowtheirparentstoselecttheirlife-partners,andtheyinsistthatHenryandIallowourselvestobeforcedtomarryeachother。Andthat,inspiteofthestatisticsHenryhasshownthem。Ourwholehappinessdependsonourgettingoutofthisbuildingbeforetheycancomeupandgetus。Thatiswhyweappealtoyou。"
"Ifyoustillhesitate,afterwhatMadgehassaid,"saidHenry,pullingalargerollofpaperoutofhispocket,"herearethestatistics。"
"Verywell,"Isaid,"Iwillhelpyou,ifIcandosoandnotmissthesix-thirtytrain。Whatisyourplan?"
"Itisverysimple,"saidHenry。"Ourfathersarebothquitenear-sighted,andassixo’clockdrawsneartheywillnaturallybecomegreatlyexcitedandnervous,and,therefore,lessobservantofsmallthings。IhavebroughtwithmesomeburntcorkwithwhichIwillblackenmyface,andIwillchangeclotheswithLemuel,and,intheonemomentnecessarytoescape,myfatherwillnotrecognizeme。Lemuel,ontheotherhand,willwhitenhisfacewithsomepowderthatMadgehasbrought,andwillwearmyclothes,andintheexcitementmyfatherwillseizehiminsteadofme。"
"Excellent,"Isaid,"butwhatpartdoIplayinthis?"
"Thispart,"saidHenry,"youwillwear,overyourstreetclothes,agownthatMadgehasbroughtinhersuit-caseandahatthatshehasalsobrought,bothofwhichherfatherwilleasilyrecognize,whileMadgewillreddenherfacewithrouge,mussherhair,donatorn,calicodress,andwithascrub-ragandamopinherhandseasilypassforascrub-woman。
"Andthen?"Iasked。
"ThenyouandLemuelwillstealcautiouslydownthestairs,asifyouwereMadgeandIseekingtoescape,whileMadgeandI,asLemuelandthescrub-woman,willgodownbytheelevator。MyfatherandMadge’sfatherwillseizeyouandLemuel——"
"AndIshallappearlikeafoolwhentheydiscoverIamarespectablebusinessmanriggedupinwoman’sclothes,"Isaid。
"Notatall,"saidMadge,"forHenryandIhavethoughtofthat。YoumustplayyourpartuntilyouseethathenryandIhaveescapedfromtheelevatorandhaveleftthebuilding,andthatisall。Ihavehadtheforethoughttoprepareanalibiforyou。AssoonasyouseethatHenryandIaresafeoutsidethebuilding,youmustbecomeveryindignant,andinsistthatyouarearespectablemarriedwoman,andinproofyoumusthandmyfatherthecontentsofthispackage。Hewillbeconvincedimmediatelyandletyougo,andthenLemuelcanrunyouuptoyourofficeandyoucantakeoffmydressandhatandcatchthesix-thirtytrainwithouttrouble。"Shethenhandedmeasmallparcel,whichI
slippedintomycoatpocket。
WhenthishadbeenagreeduponsheandHenrylefttheofficeandItookthehatanddressfromthesuit-caseandputthemon,whileLemuelputonHenry’ssuitandwhitenedhisface。Thistookbutafewminutes,andwewentintothehallandfoundHenryandMadgealreadywaitingforus。HenrywasblackenedintoagoodlikenessofLemuel,andMadgewasquiteamussyscrub-woman。Theyimmediatelyenteredtheelevatorandbegantodescendslowly,whileLemuelandIcreptdownthestairs。
LemuelandIkeptasnearlyaspossibleoppositetheelevator,sothatwemightarriveatthefootofthestairsbutamomentbeforeMadgeandHenry,andwecouldhearthetwofathersshufflingonthestreetfloor,whensuddenly,aswereachedthethirdfloor,weheardawhisperfromHenryintheelevator。Theelevatorhadstuckfastbetweenthethirdandfourthfloors。Aswithonemind,LemuelandIseatedourselvesonastepandwaiteduntilHenryshouldgettheelevatorrunningagainandcouldproceedtothestreetfloor。
ForawhilewecouldhearnonoisebutthegratingofmetalonmetalasHenryworkedwiththestartingleveroftheelevator,andthenweheardthetwovoicesofthefathers。
"Itisaruse,"saidonefather。"Theyarepretendingtheelevatorisstuck,andwhenwegrowimpatientandstartupthestairstheywillcomedownwitharushandescapeus。"
"Butwearenotsosillyasthat,"saidtheotherfather。"Wewillstayrighthereandwaituntiltheycomedown。"
AtthatLemuelandIsettledourselvesmorecomfortably,fortherewasnothingelsetodo。IcursedinwardlyasIfelttheminutesslipbyandknewthathalf-pastsixhadcomeandgone,butIwassureyouwouldnotliketohavemedesertthosetwopoorloverswhowerefightingtowardoffthestatistics,soI
satstillandsilent。SodidLemuel。
IdonotknowhowlongIsatthere,foritwasalreadydarkinthenarrowstairway,butitmusthavebeenalongtime。Idrowsedoff,andIwasfinallyawakenedbyLemueltuggingatmysleeve,andIknewthatHenryhadmanagedtostarttheelevatoragain。
LemuelandIhastenedoursteps,andjustastheelevatorwascomingintosightbelowthesecondfloorwewereseenbythetwofathers。Foraninstanttheyhesitated,andthentheyseizedus。
AtthesametimetheelevatordooropenedandHenryandMadgecameout,andthetwofathershardlyglancedatthemastheywentoutofthedoorintothestreet。
AssoonasIsawthattheyweresafeIfeignedgreatindignation,andsodidLemuel。
"Unhandme,sir!"Icried。"WhodoyouthinkIam?Iamarespectablemarriedlady,leavingthebuildingwithherhusband。
Unhandme!"
Insteadofdoingso,however,thefatherthathadmebythearmdrewmenearertothehalllight。Ashedidsohestaredcloselyatmyface。
"Morgan,"hesaidtotheotherfather,"thisisnotmydaughter。Mydaughterdidnothaveamoustache。"
"Indeed,Iamnotyourdaughter,"Isaid;"Iamarespectablemarriedlady,andhereistheproof。"
WiththatIreachedforthepackageMadgehadgivenme,butitwasinmycoat-pocket,underneaththedressIhadon,anditwasonlywithgreatdifficultyandbyraisingonesideoftheskirtthatIwasabletogetit。Iunwrappeditandshowedittothefatherthathadmebythearm。Itwasthepatentnursing-bottle。
WhenMr。Billingshadfinishedhisrelationhiswifesatforamomentinsilence。Thenshesaid:
"Andheletyougo?"
"Yes,ofcourse,"saidMr。Billings;"hecouldnotholdmeaftersuchproofasthat,andLemuelranmeuptomyoffice,whereIchangedmyhatandtookoffthedress。Iknewitwaslate,andIdidnotknowwhattrainIcouldcatch,butImadehaste,and,onthewaydownintheelevator,IfeltinmypockettoseeifIhadmycommutationticket,whenmyhandstruckthepatentnursing-bottle。Myfirstimpulsewastodropitinthecar,butonsecondthoughtIdecidedtokeepit,forIknewthatwhenyousawitandheardthestoryyouwouldunderstandperfectlywhyIwasdetainedlastnight。"
"Yes?"saidMrs。Billingsquestioningly。"But,mydear,allthatdoesnotaccountforthese。"
Asshesaidthatshedrewfromherworkbasketthethreeauburn-redcurls。
"Oh,those!"saidMr。Billings,afteramomentaryhesitation。
"Iwasabouttotellyouaboutthose。"
"Doso!"saidMrs。Billingscoldly。"Iamlistening。"
II。THETHREEAUBURN-REDCURLS
WhenIwentdownintheelevator(saidMr。Billings)withthenursing-bottleinmypocket,Ihadnothoughtbuttogettothetrainassoonaspossible,forIsawbytheclockinmyofficethatIhadjusttimetocatchtheeleven-nineifIshouldnotbedelayed。Therefore,assoonasIwasoutsidethebuildingI
startedtorun,butwhenIreachedthecornerandwasjustabouttosteponapassingstreet-carahandwaslaidonmyarm,andI
turnedtoseewhowasseekingtodetainme。Itwasawomaninthemostpitiablerags,andonherarmshecarriedababysothinandpalethatIcouldscarcelybelieveitlived。
Oneglanceatthechildshowedmethatitwasonthevergeofdeathbystarvation,andthiswasconfirmedbythemoansofthemother,whobeggedmeforhumanity’ssaketogivehermoneywithwhichtoprovidefoodforthechild,eventhoughIlether,herself,starve。Youknow,mydear,youneverallowmetogivemoneytostreetbeggars,andIrememberedthis,butatthesametimeIrememberedthepatentnursing-bottleIstillcarriedinmypocket。
WithouthesitationIdrewthepatentnursing-bottlefrommypocketandtoldthemothertoallowtheinfanttohaveasufficientquantityofmilkitcontainedtosustainthechild’slifeuntilshecouldprocureotheralmsorotheraid。Withacryofjoythemothertookthenursing-bottleandpressedittothepoorbaby’slips,anditwaswithgreatpleasureIsawtherosycolourreturntothechild’scheeks。Thesadnessofdespairthathadshadowedthemother’sfacealsofled,andIcouldseethatalreadyshewaslookingonlifewithamoreoptimisticview。
Iverilybelievethechildcouldhaveabsorbedtheentirecontentsofthebottle,butIhadimpresseduponthemotherthatshewastogivethechildonlysufficienttosustainlife,nottosufficeituntilitwasgrowntomanhoodorwomanhood,andwhenthebottlewashalf-emptiedthemotherreturnedittome。HowmuchtimeallthisoccupiedIdonotknow,butthechildtookthemilkwithextremeslowness。Imaysaythatittookthemilkdropbydrop。Agreatdealoftimemusthaveelapsed。
Butwhenthemotherhadreturnedthepatentnursing-bottletomeandsawhowimpatientIwastobegone,shestillretainedherholduponmyarm。
"Sir,"shesaid,"youhaveundoubtedlysavedthelifeofmychild,andIonlyregretthatIcannotrepayyouforallitmeanstome。ButIcannot。Stay!"shecried,whenIwasabouttopullmyarmaway。"Hasyourwifeauburn-redhair?"
"No,"Isaid,"shehasnot。herhairisamostbeautifulblack。"
"Nomatter,"saidthepoorwoman,puttingherhandtoherhead。
"Somedayshemaywishtochangethecolourofherhairtoauburn-red,whichiseasilydonewithalittlebleachandalittledye,andshouldshedosothesemaycomehandy;"andwiththatsheslippedsomethingsoftandfluffyintomyhandandfledintothenight。WhenIlooked,Isawinmyhandtheverycurlsyouholdthere。Myfirstimpulsewastodroptheminthestreet,butIrememberedthatthepoorwomanhadnotgiventhemtome,buttoyou,andthatitwasmydutytobringthemhometoyou,soIslippedthemintomypocket。
WhenMr。Billingshadendedthisrecitalofwhathadhappenedtohimhiswifesaid:
"Huh!"
Atthesametimeshetossedthecurlsintothegrate,wheretheyshrivelledup,burstintobluesmoke,andshortlydisappearedinashes。
"Thatisaverylikelystory,"shesaid,"butitdoesnotexplainhowthiscametobeinyourpocket。"
SayingthisshedrewfromherbasketthehandkerchiefandhandedittoMr。Billings。
"Hah!"heexclaimed。Foramomentheturnedtherolled-uphandkerchiefoverandover,andthenhecautiouslyopenedit。Atthesightofthetwelveacornsheseemedsomewhatsurprised,andwhentheinitials"T。M。C。"onthecornerofthehandkerchiefcaughthiseyeheblushed。
"Youareblushing——youaredisturbed,"saidMrs。Billingsseverely。
"Iam,"saidMr。Billings,suddenlyrecoveringhimself;"andnowonder。"
"Andnowonder,indeed!"saidMrsBillings。"Perhaps,then,youcantellmehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchiefcametobeinyourpocket。"
"Ican,"saidMr。Billings,"andIwill。"
"Youhadbetter,"saidMrs。Billings。
III。THETWELVEACORNSANDTHELADY’SHANDKERCHIEF
Youmayhavenoticed,mydear(saidMr。Billings),thattheinitialsonthathandkerchiefare"T。M。C。,"andIwishyoutokeepthatinmind,forithasagreatdealtodowiththisstory。
Hadtheybeenanythingelsethathandkerchiefwouldnothavefounditswayintomypocket;andwhenyouseehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchief,andthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandtheauburn-redcurlsallcombinedtokeepmeoutofmyhomeuntiltheunearthlyhourofthreeA。M。,youwillforgettheunjustsuspicionswhichItoosadlyfearyounowholdagainstme,andyouwilladmitthatahalf-filledpatentnursing-bottle,atrioofcurls,alady’shandkerchiefandtwelveacornswerethemostnaturalthingsintheworldtofindinmypockets。
WhenIhadleftthepoorwomanwithherno-longer-starvingbabyIhurriedlyglancedintoastorewindow,andbytheclocktheresawitwastwentyminutesofoneandthatIhadexactlytimetocatchtheoneo’clocktrain,whichisthelasttrainthatrunstoWestcote。Iglancedupanddownthestreet,butnotacarwasinsight,andIknewIcouldnotaffordtowaitlongifIwishedtocatchthattrain。Therewasbutonethingtodo,andthatwastotakeacab,and,asluckwouldhaveit,atthatmomentanautomobilecabcamerapidlyaroundthecorner。Iraisedmyvoiceandmyarm,andthedriversaworheardme,forhemadeaquickturninthestreetanddrewupatthecurbbesideme。Ihastilygavehimthedirections,jumpedinandslammedthedoorshut,andtheauto-cabimmediatelystartedforwardatwhatseemedtomeunsafespeed。
Wehadnotgonefarwhensomethingintheforepartoftheautomobilebegantothumpinamostalarmingmanner,andthedriverslackenedhisspeed,drewuptothecurbandstopped。Heopenedthedoorandputhisheadin。
"Something’sgonewrong,"hesaid,"butdon’tyouworry。I’llhaveitfixedinnotime,andthenIcanputonmorespeedandI’llgetyouthereinjustthesametimeasifnothinghadhappened。"
WhenhesaidthisIwasperfectlysatisfied,forhewasanice-
lookingman,andIlayback,forIwasquitetiredout,itwassolongpastmyusualbedtime;andthedriverwenttowork,doingthingsIcouldnotunderstandtotheforepartoftheautomobile,wherethemachineryis。Irememberthinkingthatthecushionsofthisautomobilewereunusuallysoft,andthenImusthavedozedoff,andwhenIopenedmyeyesIdidnotknowhowmuchtimehadelapsed,butthedriverwasstillatworkandIcouldhearhimswearing。Heseemedtobehavingagreatdealoftrouble,soI
gotoutoftheautomobile,intendingtotellhimthatperhapsI
hadbettertrytogetacar,afterall。Buthisactionswhenhesawmeweremostunexpected。Hewavedthewrenchheheldinhishand,andorderedmetogetbackintotheautomobile,andIdid。
Isupposedhewasafraidhewouldlosehisfareandtip,butinafewminutesheopenedthedooragainandspoketome。
"Now,sport,"hesaid,"thereain’tnousethinkin’aboutgettin’thattrain,becauseit’sgone,andImayaswellsaynowthatyou’vegottocomewithme,unlessyouwantmetosmashyourheadin。Thefactis,thisain’tnopublicautomobile,andI
hadn’tnorighttotakeyouforapassenger。ThisautomobilebelongstoaladyandI’mherhiredchauffeur,andshe’satabridge-whistpartyinahouseonFifthAvenue,andI’msupposedtobewaitingoutsidethathouse。One-fifteeno’clockwasthetimeshesaidshewouldbeout。ButIthoughtmaybeImightmakeadollarortwoformyselfinsteadofwaitingthereallthattime,andshewouldneverknowit。Andnowitisnearlytwoo’clock,andifIgobackaloneshewillberavingmad,andI’llgetmydischargeandnoreferences,andmypoorwifeandsixchildrenwillhavetostarve。SoyouwillhavetogowithmeandexplainhowitwasthatIwasn’tthereatone-fifteeno’clock。"
"Myfriend,"Isaid,"Iamsorryforyou,butIdonotseehowitwouldhelpyou,shouldIrefusetogoandyoushould,asyousay,smashmyheadin。"
"Don’tyouworrynoneaboutthat,"hesaid。"IfIsmashedyourheadin,asIcoulddoeasyenoughwiththiswrench,I’dtakewhatwasleftofyouupsomedarkstreet,andlayyouonthepavementandrunthemachineacrossyouonceortwice,andthentakeyoutoahospital,andthatwouldbeexcuseenough。You’dbeanother’KilledbyanAutomobile,’andI’dbetheherothatpickedyouupandtookyoutothehospital。"
"Well,"Isaid,"underthecircumstancesIshallgowithyou,notbecauseyouthreatenme,butbecauseyourpoorwifeandsixchildrenarethreatenedwithstarvation。"
"Good!"hesaid。"Andnowallyouhavetodoistothinkofwhattheexcuseyouwillgivemyladybosswillbe。"
Withthathelaybackagainstthecushionsandwaited。Heseemedtofeelthatthematterdidnotconcernhimanymore,andthattherestofitlaywithme。
"Goahead!"Isaidtohim。"IhavenoideawhatIshalltellyourmistress,butsinceIhavelostthelasttrainImusttrytocatchthetwoo’clocktrolleycartoWesteote,andIdonotwishtospendanymoretimethannecessaryonthisbusiness。Makeallthehastepossible,andaswegoIshallthinkwhatIwillsaywhenwegetthere。"
Thedrivergotoutandtookhisseatandstartedthecar。Iwasworried,indeed,mydear。Itriedtothinkofsomethingplausibletotelltheyoungman’semployer;somethingthatwouldhaveanairofself-proof,whensuddenlyIrememberedthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandthethreeauburn-redcurls。WhyshouldInottelltheladythatapoormother,whileproceedingdownFifthAvenuefromherscrub-womanjob,hadbeentakensuddenlyill,andthatI,beingnear,hadinsistedthatthisautomobilehelpmeconveythewomantoherhome,whichwefound,alas!tobeinthefarthestdistrictsofBrooklyn?ThenIwouldproducethethreeauburn-redcurlsandthehalf-fillednursing-bottleashavingbeenleftintheautomobilebythewoman,andthisproofwouldsuffice。
IhadfullydecidedonthiswhentheautomobilestoppedinfrontofalargehouseinFifthAvenue,andIhadtimetotellthedriverthatIhadthoughtoftheproperthingtosay,butthatwasall,forthewaitingladycamedownthestepsingreatanger,andwasabouttobeginagoodscolding,whenshenoticedmesittinginherautomobile。
Ifshehadbeenangrybeforeshewasnowfurious,andshewasthekindofyoungwomanwhocanbeextremelyfuriouswhenshetries。Ithinknothingintheworldcouldhavecalmedherhadshenotcaughtsightofmyfacebythelightoftwostronglampsonapassingautomobile。Shesawinmyfacewhatyouseetherenow,mydear——thebenevolent,fatherlyfaceofasettled-down,trustworthy,marriedmanofpastmiddleage——andasifbymagicherangerfledandsheburstintotears。
"Oh,sir!"shecried,"Idonotknowwhoyouare,norhowyouhappentobeinmycar,butatthismomentIamhomelessandfriendless。Iamaloneintheworld,andIneedadvice。Letmegetintothecarbesideyou——"
"Miss,"Isaid,"Idonotliketodisobligeyou,butIcanneverallowmyselftobeinanautomobileatthistimeofnightwithastrangewoman,unchaperoned。"
Thesewordsseemedalmostmorethanshecouldbear,andmyheartwasfullofpity,but,justasIwasabouttospringfromtheautomobileandrushaway,IsawonthewalkthepoorwomantowhosebabyIhadgiventhehalfofthecontentsofthepatentnursing-bottle。Icalledherandmadehergetintotheautomobile,andthenIlettheyoungwomanenter。
"Now,"Isaid,"whereto?"
"That,"shesaid,"iswhatIdonotknow。WhenIleftmyhomethiseveningIleftitforever,andIleftanoteoffarewelltomyfather,whichhemusthavereceivedandreadbythistime,andifIwentbackhewouldturnmefromthedoorinanger,forheisagentlemanoftheoldschool。"
WhenIheardthesewordsIwasstartled。"Canitbe,"Iasked,"thatyouhaveabrotherhenry?"
"Ihave,"sheadmitted;"HenryCorwinishisname。"ThiswasthenameoftheyoungmanIhadhelpedthatveryeveningtomarryMadge。Itoldhertoproceed。
"Myfather,"shesaid,"hasbeeninsistingthatImarryamanI
donotlove,andthingshavecometosuchapointthatImusteitheraccedeortakethingsintomyownhands。IagreedtoelopethiseveningwiththemanIlove,forhehadlongwishedmetoelopewithhim。Iwastomeethimoutsidehishouseatexactlyone-fifteeno’clock,andItoldhimthatifIwasnottherepromptlyhemightknowIhadchangedmymind。Whenthetimecameformetohastentohiminmyautomobile,whichwasthentohurryustoawaitingminister,myautomobilewasnothere。
UnfortunatelyIdidnotknowmylover’saddress,forIhadleftitinthecardpocketinthisautomobile。Iknewnotwhattodo。
AsthetimepassedandmyautomobiledidnotappearIknewthatmyloverhaddecidedthatIwasnotcoming,andhadgoneawayintohishouse。NowIcannotgohome,forIhavenohome。I
cannotsolowermyprideastoringthebellofhishouseandsayIwishtobeforgivenandmarriedevenyet。WhatshallIdo?"
ForanswerIfeltinthecardpocketoftheautomobileanddrewouttheaddressofherlover,andwithouthesitationIgavetheaddresstothechauffeur。Inafewminuteswewerethere。Leavingtheyoungwomaninthecarwiththepoorwoman,Igotoutandsurveyedthehouse。Itwasunpromising。Evidentlyallthefamilybuttheyoungmanwereawayforthesummer,andthedoorsandwindowswereallboardedup。Therewasnotabelltoring。I
poundedontheboardsthatcoveredthedoor,butitwasunavailing。Theyoungwomancalledtomethattheyoungmanlivedinthefrontroomofthetopmostfloor,andcouldnothearme,andIglancedupandsawthatonewindowaloneofallthoseinthehousewasnotboardedup。InstantlyIhoppedupontheseatbesidethedriverandsaid,"CentralPark。"
WedashedupFifthAvenueandintotheParkatfullspeed,andwhenwewerewhatIconsideredfarenoughinIorderedhimtostop,andhurryingupalowbankIbegantogropeamongtheleavesoflastyearunderthetrees。Iwasright。InafewminutesIhadfilledmypocketswithacorns,wasbackinthecar,andwewerehurryingtowardthehouseofthelover,whenIsawstandingonacornerafigureIinstantlyrecognizedasLemuel,theelevatorboy,andatthesametimeIrememberedthatLemuelspenthisholidayspitchingforaballnine,HewasjustthemanIneeded,andIstoppedandmadehimgetintothecar。Inaminutemorewewerebeforethehouseagain,andIhandedLemuelafistfulofacorns。Hedrewbackandthrewthemwithallhisstrengthtowardtheupperwindow。
Mydear,willyoubelieveit?Thoseacornswerewormy!Theywerelight。Theywouldnotcarrytothewindow,butscatteredlikebitsofchipswhentheyhadtravelledbuthalf-way。Iwasupset,butLemuelwasnot。HeorderedthechauffeurtodrivetolowerSixthAvenuewithallspeed,inorderthathemightgetabaseball。Withthishesaidhecouldhitanymark,andwehadstartedinthatdirectionwhen,passingarestaurantonBroadway,IsawemergeHenryandMadge。
"Betterfar,"Isaidtomyself,"putthisyoungwomaninchargeofherbrotherandhisnewwifethanleavehertoelopealone,"
andImadethechauffeurdrawupbesidethem。HastilyIexplainedthesituation,andwhereweweregoingatthatmoment,andHenryandMadgelaughedinunison。
"Madge,"saidHenry,"wehadnotroublemakingwormyacornstravelthroughtheair,hadwe?"Andbothlaughedagain。AtthisImadethemgetintotheautomobile,andwhilewereturnedtothelover’shouseImadethemexplain。Itwasverysimple,andIhadjusttiedadozenacornstightlyinmyhandkerchief,makingaballtothrowatthewindow,whenthepoorwomanwiththebabynoticedthatthewindowwaspartlyopen。IaskedLemuelifhecouldthrowstraightenoughtothrowthehandkerchief-ballintothewindow,andhesaidhecould,andtookthehandkerchief,butabrighterideacametome,andIturnedtotheelopingyounglady。
"Letmehaveyourhandkerchief,ifithasyourinitialsonit,"
Isaid;"forwhenheseesthatfallintohisroomhewillknowyouarehere。Hewillnotthinkyouareforward,comingtohimalone,forhewillknowyoucouldneverhavethrownthehandkerchief,evenifloadedwithacorns,tosuchaheight。Itwillbeyourmessagetohim。"
Atthis,whichIdopridemyselfwasasuggestionworthyofmyself,allweredelighted,andwhileImodestlytiedtwelveacornsinthehandkerchiefonwhichweretheinitials"T。M。C。,"
alltheotherscheered。EventhewomanfromwhomIhadreceivedthethreeauburn-redcurlscheered,andthebabythatwashalf-
filledoutofthepatentnursing-bottlecrowedwithjoy。Butthechauffeurhonkedhishonker。Lemueltookthehandkerchieffullofacornsinhishandanddrewbackhisfamousleftarm,whensuddenlyTheodoraMitchellCorwin——forthatwastheelopingyounglady’sname——shrieked,andlookingupwesawherloveratthewindow。Hegaveanansweringyellanddisappeared,andLemuellethisleftarmfallandhandedmethehandkerchief-ball。
IntheexcitementIdroppeditintomypocket,anditwasnotuntilIwasonthecarforWestcotethatIdiscoveredit,andthen,notwishingtobeanylateringettinghome,IdidnotgobacktogiveittoTheodoraMitchellCorwin;infact,Ididnotknowwhereshehadelopedto。NorcouldIgiveittoMadgeorHenry,fortheyhadgoneontheirweddingjourneyassoonastheysawTheodoraandherloversafelyeloped。
Ihadnorighttogiveittothepoorwomanwiththebaby,evenifshehadnotimmediatelydisappearedintoherworldofpoverty,anditcertainlydidnotbelongtoLemuel,norcouldIhavegivenittohim,forhetookthetendollarsthelovergavehimandstayedoutsolatethathewaslatetoworkthismorningandwasdischarged。HesaidhewasgoingbacktoTexas。SoIbroughtthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornshome,knowingyouwouldbeinterestedinhearingtheirstory。
WhenMr。Billingshadthusfinishedhisrelationofthehappeningsofhislongevening,Mrs。Billingswasthoughtfulforaminute。Thenshesaid:
"ButRollin,whenIspoketoyouofthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornsyoublushed,andsaidyouhadreasontoblush。I
seenothinginthiskindactionyoudidtocauseablush。"
"Iblushed,"saidMr。Billings,"tothinkofthelieIwasgoingtotellTheodoraMerrillCorwin——"
"IthoughtyousaidhernamewasTheodoraMitchellCorwin,"
saidMrs。Billings。
"MitchellorMerill,"saidMr。Billings。"Icannotrememberexactlywhich。"
ForseveralminutesMrs。Billingswassilent。Occasionallyshewouldopenhermouthasiftoaskaquestion,buteachtimeshecloseditagainwithoutspeaking。Mr。Billingssatregardinghiswifewithwhat,inamanoflessclearconscience,mightbecalledanxiety。AtlengthMrs。Billingsputhersewingintohersewing-basketandarose。
"Rollin,"shesaid,"Ihaveenjoyedhearingyoutellyourexperiencesgreatly。Icansaybutonething:Neverinyourlifehaveyoudeceivedme。Andyouhavenotdeceivedmenow。"
ForhalfanhourafterthisMr。Billingssatalone,thinking。
III
OURFIRSTBURGLAR
WhenournewsuburbanhousewascompletedItookSarahouttoseeit,andshelikeditallbutthestairs。
"Edgar,"shesaid,whenshehadascendedtothesecondfloor,"Idon’tknowwhetheritisimaginationornot,butitseemstomethatthesestairsarefunny,someway。Ican’tunderstandit。
Theyarenotalongflight,andtheyarenotunusuallysteep,buttheyseemtobeunusuallywearying。Ineverknewashortflighttotiremeso,andIhaveclimbedmanyflightsinthesixyearswehavelivedinflats。"
"Perhaps,Sarah,"Isaid,withmilddissimulation,"youareunusuallytiredto-day。"
ThefactwasthatIhadplannedthosestairsmyself,andforaparticularreasonIhadmadetheriseofeachstepthreeinchesmorethanthecustomaryheight,andinthiswayIhadsavedtwosteps。Ihadalsomadethetreadofthestepsunusuallynarrow;
andthereasonwasthatIhadfound,fromlongexperience,thatstaircarpetwearsfirstonthetreadofthesteps,wherethefootfalls。Bymakingthestepstallenoughtosavetwo,andbymakingthetreadnarrow,Ireducedthewearonthecarpettoaminimum。Ibelieveineconomywhereitispossible。ForthesamereasonIhadthestairbanistersmadewide,withasaddle-liketoptothenewelpost,totemptmysonanddaughtertoslidedownstairs。Thelesstheyusedthestairsthelongerthecarpetwouldlast。
IneedhardlysaythatSarahhasafearofburglars;mostwomenhave。Asformyself,Iprefernottomeetaburglar。Itisallverywelltogetupinthenightandprowlaboutwithapistolinonehand,seekingtoeliminatethelifeofaburglar,andsomemenmaylikeit;butIamofaveryexcitablenature,andIamsurethatifIdidfindaburglarandsucceededinshootinghim,IshouldbeinsuchanexcitedstatethatIcouldnotsleepagainthatnight——andnomancanaffordtolosehisnight’srest。
Thereareotherobjectionstoshootingaburglarinthehouse,andtheseobjectionsapplywithdoubleforcewhenthehouseanditsfurnishingsareentirelynew。Althoughsomeoftherugsinourhousewerered,notallofthemwere;andIhadnoguaranteethatifIshotaburglarhewouldliedownonaredrugtobleedtodeath。Aburglardoesnotconsiderone’sfeelings,andwouldbequiteasapttobleedonagreenrug,andspoilit,asnot。
Untilburglarizingisproperlyregulatedandburglarsareeducated,astheyshouldbe,intechnicalburglaryschools,wecannothopethatashotburglarwillstaunchhiswounduntilhecanfindaredrugtoliedownon。
Andtherearestillotherobjectionstoshootingaburglar。Ifallburglarswerefat,oneofthesewouldberemoved;butperhapsathinburglarmightgetinfrontofmyrevolver,andinthatcasethebulletwouldbelikelytogorightthroughhimandcontinueonitsway,andperhapsbreakamirrororacut-glassdish。Iamathinmanmyself,andifaburglarshotatmehemightdamagethingsinthesameway。
Ithoughtallthesethingsoverwhenwedecidedtobuildinthesuburbs,forSarahisverynervousaboutburglars,andmakesmegetupattheslightestnoiseandgopokingabout。Onlythefactthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflatatnighthadpreventedwhatmighthavebeenaseriousaccidenttoaburglar,forImadeitarule,whenSarahwakenedmeonsuchoccasions,towastenotime,buttogothroughtheroomsashastilyaspossibleandgetbacktobed;andatthespeedItravelledImighthavebumpedintoaburglarinthedarkandknockedhimover,andhisheadmighthavestrucksomehardobject,causingconcussionofthebrain;andasaburglarhasasmallbrainasmallamountofconcussionmighthaveruineditentirely。ButasIamaslightmanitmighthavebeenmybrainthatgotconcussed。Afatherofafamilyhastothinkofthesethings。
ThenervousnessofSarahregardingburglarshadledmeinthiswaytostudythesubjectcarefully,andmyadoptionofjet-blackpajamasasnightwearwasnotduetocowardiceonmypart。I
properlyreasonedthatifaburglartriedtoshootmewhileIwasrushingaroundthehouseafterhiminthedarkness,asuitofblackpajamaswouldsomewhatspoilhisaim,and,notbeingabletoseeme,hewouldnotshootatall。InthiswayIshouldsaveSarahthenerveshockthatwouldfollowtheexplosionofapistolinthehouse。ForSarahwasverymuchmoreafraidofpistolsthanofburglars。IamsuretherewereonlytworeasonswhyIhadneverkilledaburglarwithapistol:onewasthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflat,andtheotherwasthatIneverhadapistol。
ButIknewthatoneismuchlessprotectedinasuburbthanintown,andwhenIdecidedtobuildIstudiedtheburglarprotectionmattermostcarefully。IsaidnothingtoSarahaboutit,forfearitwouldupsethernerves,butformonthsI
consideredeverymethodthatseemedtohaveanymerit,andthatwouldavoidgettingaburglar’sblood——ormine——spatteredaroundonournewfurnishings。IdesiredsomemethodbywhichIcouldfinishupaburglarproperlywithouthavingtoleavemybed,foralthoughSarahisbraveenoughinsendingmeoutofbedtocatchaburglar,IknewshemustsufferseverenervestrainduringthetimeIwaswanderingaboutinthedark。Herobjectiontoexplosiveshadalsotobeconsidered,andIreallyhadtoexercisemybrainmorethancommonbeforeIhituponwhatImaynowconsidertheonlyperfectmethodofhandlingburglars。
Severalthingscoincidedtosuggestmymethod。OneofthesewasSarah’sfoolishnotionthatoursilvermust,everynight,bebroughtfromthedining-roomanddepositedunderourbed。ThisI
consideredamostfoolhardytemptingoffate。Itcoaxedanyburglarwhoordinarilywouldhavequietlytakenthesilverfromthedining-roomandhavethengoneawaypeacefully,toenterourroom。TheknowledgethatIlayinbedreadyatanytimetospringoutuponhimwouldmakehimpreparehisrevolver,andhisnervousnessmightmakehimshootme,whichwouldquiteupsetSarah’snerves。ItoldSarahso,butshehadahereditaryinstinctforbringingthesilvertothebedroom,andinsisted。I
sawthatinthesuburbanhousethis,wouldbecontinuedas"bringingthesilverupstairs,"andatrialofmycarpet-savingstairssuggestedtomemyburglar-defeatingplan。Ihadtheapparatusbuiltintothehouse,andIhadthehouseplannedtoagreewiththeapparatus。
ForseveralmonthsafterwemovedintothehouseIhadnoburglars,butIfeltnofearoftheminanyevent。Iwaspreparedforthem。
InordernottomakeSarahnervous,Iexplainedtoherthatmyinventionofasilver-elevatorwasmerelyatime-savingdevice。
Fromthetopofthedining-roomsideboardIranuprighttracksthroughtheceilingtothebackofthehallabove,andintheseI
placedaglasscase,whichcouldberunupanddownthetrackslikeadumbwaiter。Allourservanthadtodowhenshehadwashedthesilverwastoputitintheglasscase,andIhadattachedtothetopofthecaseastoutsteelcablewhichrantotheceilingofthehallabove,overapulley,andsotoourbedroom,whichwasatthefrontofthehallupstairs。BythismeansIcould,whenIwasinbed,pullthecable,andtheglasscaseofsilverwouldrisetothesecondfloor。Ourbedroomdooropeneduponthehall,andfromthebedIcouldseetheglasscase;butinorderthatImightbesurethatthesilverwasthereIputasmallelectriclightinthecaseandkeptitburningallnight。Sarahwasdelightedwiththisarrangement,forinthemorningallIhadtodowastopayoutthesteelcableandthesilverwoulddescendtothedining-room,andthemaidcouldhavethetableallsetbythetimebreakfastwasready。NotoncedidSarahhaveasuspicionthatallthiswasnotmerelyahouseholdeconomy,butmyburglartrap。
OnthesixthofAugust,attwoo’clockinthemorning,Sarahawakenedme,andIimmediatelysatstraightupinbed。Therewasanundoubtablenoiseofsawing,andIknewatoncethataburglarwasenteringourhome。Sarahwastrembling,andIknewshewasgettingnervous,butIorderedhertoremaincalm。
"Sarah,"Isaid,inawhisper,"becalm!Thereisnottheleastdanger。Ihavebeenexpectingthisforsometime,andIonlyhopetheburglarhasnodependentfamilyorpooroldmothertosupport。Whateverhappens,becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"
WiththatIreleasedthesteelcablefromtheheadofmybedandlettheglasscasefullofsilverslidenoiselesslytothesideboard。
"Edgar!"whisperedSarahinagonizedtones,"areyougivinghimoursilver?"
"Sarah!"Iwhisperedsternly,"rememberwhatIhavejustsaid。
Becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"AndIwouldsaynomore。
InaveryshorttimeIheardthewindowbelowusopensoftly,andIknewtheburglarwasenteringtheparlourfromthesideporch。Icountedtwenty,whichIhadfiguredwouldbethetimerequiredforhimtoreachthedining-room,andthen,whenIwassurehemusthaveseenthesilvershiningintheglasscase,I
slowlypulledonthesteelcableandraisedcaseandsilvertothehallabove。Sarahbegantowhispertome,butIsilencedher。
WhatIhadexpectedhappened。Theburglar,seeingthesilverrisethroughtheceiling,leftthedining-roomandwentintothehall。There,fromthefootofthestairs,hecouldseethecaseglowinginthehallabove,andwithouthesitationhemountedthestairs。AshereachedthetopIhadagoodviewofhim,forhewassilhouettedagainstthelightthatglowedfromthesilvercase。Hewasamostbrutallookingfellowoftheprize-fightingtype,butIalmostlaughedaloudwhenIsawhisbuild。Hewasshortandchunky。Ashesteppedforwardtograspthesilvercase,Iletthesteelcablerunthroughmyfingers,andthecaseanditspreciouscontentsslidnoiselesslydowntothedining-room。
Foronlyoneinstanttheburglarseemeddisconcerted,thenheturnedandrandownstairsagain。
ThistimeIdidnotwaitsolongtodrawupthesilver。I
hardlygavehimtimetoreachthedining-roomdoorbeforeI
jerkedthecable,andthecasewasglowingintheupperhall。Theburglarimmediatelystopped,turned,andmountedthestairs,butjustashereachedthetopIletthesilverslidedownagain,andhehadtoturnanddescend。HardlyhadhereachedthebottomstepbeforeIhadthesilveroncemoreintheupperhall。
Theburglarwasagrittyfellowandwasnottobesoeasilydefeated。WithsomewordwhichIcouldnotcatch,butwhichI
havenodoubtwasprofane,oratleastvulgar,hedashedupthestairs,andjustashishandtouchedthecaseIletthesilverdroptothedining-room。IsmiledasIsawhisnextmove。Hecarefullyremovedhiscoatandvest,rolleduphissleeves,andtookoffhiscollar。Thisevidentlymeantthatheintendedtogetthesilverifittookthewholenight,andnothingcouldhavepleasedmemore。Ilayinmycomfortablebedfairlyshakingwithsuppressedlaughter,andhadtostuffacornerofapillowinmymouthtosmotherthesoundofmymirth。Ididnotallowtheleastpityfortheunfortunatefellowtoweakenmynerve。
Alow,longscreechfromthehalltoldmethatIhadamanofuncommonbraintocontendwith,forIknewthesoundcamefromhishandsdrawingalongthebanister,andthattohusbandhisstrengthandtosavetime,hewasslidingdown。Butthisdidnotdisconcertme。Itpleasedme。Thequickerhewentdown,theoftenerhewouldhavetowalkup。
ForhalfanhourIplayedwithhim,givinghimjusttimetogetdowntothefootofthestairsbeforeIraisedthesilver,andjusttimetoreachthetopbeforeIloweredit,andthenIgrewtiredofthesport——foritwasnothingelsetome——anddecidedtofinishhimoff。Iwasgettingsleepy,butitwasevidentthattheburglarwasnot,andIwasalittleafraidImightfallasleepandthusdefeatmyself。Theburglarhadthatadvantagebecausehewasusedtonightwork。SoIquickenedmymovementsalittle。
WhentheburglarsliddownIgavehimjusttimetoseethesilverrisethroughtheceiling,andwhenheclimbedthestairsIonlyallowedhimtoseeitdescendthroughthefloor。InthiswayI
madehimdoublehispace,andasIquickenedmymovementsIsoonhadhimdashingupthestairsandslidingdownagainasifforawager。Ididnotgivehimamomentforrest,andhewassoonpantingterriblyandbeginningtostumble;butwithalmostsuperhumannervehekeptupthechase。Hewasanunusuallytoughburglar。
ButquickashewasIwasalwaysquicker,andaglimpseoftheglowingcasewasallIlethimhaveateitherendofhisclimborslide。Nosoonerwashedownthanitwasup,andnosoonerwasthecaseupthanhewasupafterit。InthiswayIkeptincreasinghisspeeduntilitwassomethingterrific,andthewholehouseshook,likeanautomobilewithaverypowerfulmotor。
Butstillhisspeedincreased。IsawthenthatIhadbroughthimtotheplaceIhadpreparedfor,wherehehadbutoneobjectinlife,andthatwastobeatthecaseupordownstairs;andasI
wasnowsosleepyIcouldhardlykeepmyeyesopen,IdidwhatI
hadintendedtodofromthefirst。Iloweredthecaseuntilitwasexactlybetweentheceilingofthedining-roomandthefloorofthehallabove——andturnedouttheelectriclight。Ithentiedthesteelcablesecurelytotheheadofmybed,turnedover,andwenttosleep,lulledbytheshakingofthehouseastheburglardashedupanddownthestairs。
JusthowlongthiscontinuedIdonotknow,formysleepwasdeepanddreamless,butIshouldjudgethattheburglarranhimselftodeathsometimebetweenhalf-pastthreeandaquarterafterfour。SogreathadbeenhiseffortsthatwhenIwenttoremovehimIdidnotrecognizehimatall。WhenIhadseenhimlastintheglowoftheglasssilvercasehehadbeenastout,chunkyfellow,andnowhisremainswerethoseofanemaciatedman。Hemusthaverunoffonehundredandtwentypoundsoffleshbeforehegaveout。
Onlyonethingcloudedmytriumph。Oursilverconsistedofbuthalfadozeneachofknives,forks,andspoons,abutterknife,andasugarspoon,allplated,andworthprobablyfivedollars,andtosavethisIhadmadetheburglarweartoragsaWiltonstaircarpetworthtwenty-ninedollars。ButIhavenowcorrectedthis。Ihaveboughtfiftydollarsworthofsilver。