首页 >出版文学> The Water Goats and Other Troubles>第2章
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  MR。BILLINGS’SPOCKETS
  OnthesixteenthofJuneMr。RollinBillingsenteredhishomeatWestcoteverymuchlaterthanusual,andstealingupstairs,likeathiefinthenight,heundressedanddroppedintobed。Intwominuteshewasasleep,anditwasnowonder,forbythattimeitwasfiveminutesafterthreeinthemorning,andMr。
  Billings’susualbedtimewasteno’clock。Evenwhenhewasdelayedathisofficehemadeitaninvariableruletocatchthenineo’clocktrainhome。
  WhenMrs。Billingsawokethenext——or,rather,thatsame——
  morning,shegazedaminuteatthethin,innocentfaceofherhusband,andwasinthesatisfiedframeofmindthattakesanunexpectedtraindelayasalegitimateexcuse,whenshehappenedtocasthereyesuponMr。Billings’scoat,whichwasthrowncarelesslyoverthefootofthebed。Protrudingfromoneofthesidepocketswasapatentnursing-bottle,halffullofmilk。
  InstantlyMrs。BillingswasoutofbedandsearchingMr。
  Billings’sotherpockets。Toherhorrorhersearchwasfruitful。
  Inavestpocketshefoundthreefalsecurls,orpuffsofhair,suchasladiesarewearingto-daytoincreasetheabundanceoftheirown,andthesecurlswereofarichbrownishred。Finally,whenshedivedintohistrouserspocket,shefoundtwelveacornscarefullywrappedinalady’shandkerchief,withtheinitials"T。M。C。"embroideredinonecorner。
  AlltheseMrs。Billingshidcarefullyinherupperbureaudrawerandproceededtodress。WhenatlengthsheawakenedMr。
  Billings,heyawned,stretched,andthen,realizingthatgetting-uptimehadarrived,hoppedbrisklyoutofbed。
  "Yougotinlatelastnight,"saidMrs。Billingspleasantly。
  IfshehadexpectedMr。Billingstocringeandcowershewasmistaken。Hecontinuedtodress,quiteinhisusualmanner,asifhehadaclearconscience。
  "IndeedIdid,Mary,"hesaid。"ItwasthreewhenIenteredthehouse,fortheclockwasjuststriking。"
  "Somethingmusthavedelayedyou,"suggestedMrs。Billings。
  "Otherwise,dear,"saidMr。Billings,"Ishouldhavebeenhomemuchsooner。
  "Probably,"saidMrs。Billings,suddenlyassuminghermostsarcastictone,asshereachedintoherbureaudraweranddrewoutthepatentnursing-bottle,"thishadsomethingtodowithyourbeingdelayed!"
  Mr。Billingslookedatthenursing-bottle,andthenhedrewouthiswatchandlookedatthat。
  "Mydear,"hesaid,"youareright。Itdid。ButInowhavejusttimetogulpdownmycoffeeandcatchmytrain。To-night,whenI
  returnfromtown,Iwilltellyouthemostremarkablestoryofthatnursing-bottle,andhowithappenedtobeinmypocket,andinthemeantimeIbegyou——Imostsincerelybegyou——tofeelnouneasiness。
  Withthishehurriedoutoftheroom,andafewmomentslaterhiswifesawhimrunningforhistrain。
  AlldayMrs。Billingswaspreytothemostdisturbingthoughts,andassoonasdinnerwasfinishedthateveningsheledthewayintothelibrary。
  "Now,Rollin?"shesaid,andwithouthesitationMr。Billingsbegan。
  I。THEPATENTNURSING-BOTTLE
  Youhave(hesaid),Iknow,metLemuel,thecolouredelevatorboyinourofficebuilding,andyouknowwhatapleasant,accommodatingladheis。Heisthesortofboyforwhomonewouldgladlydoafavour,forheisalwayssowillingtodofavoursforothers,butIwasthinkingnothingofthiswhenIsteppedfrommyofficeatexactlyfiveo’clockyesterdayevening。Iwasthinkingofnothingbutgettinghometodinnerassoonaspossible,andwasjuststeppingintotheelevatorwhenLemuellaidhishandgentlyonmyarm。
  "Ibegyo’pahdon,MistahBillings,"hesaidpolitely,"butwouldyo’domeafavour?"
  "Certainly,Lemuel,"Isaid;"howmuchcanIlendyou?"
  "’Tain’tthat,sah,"hesaid。"Iwisht’haveawordortwoinprivatewithyo’。Wouldyo’mindsteppin’backintoyo’officeuntilIgitthesefolksoutofth’buildin’,so’sIcanspeaktoyo’?"
  IknewIhadstillhalfanhourbeforemysix-twotrain,andI
  wasnotunwillingtodoLemuelafavour,soIwentbacktomyofficeashedesired,andwaitedthereuntilheappeared,whichwasnotuntilhehadtakenallthetenantsdowninhiselevator。
  Thenheopenedthedoorandcamein。WithhimwastheyoungmanI
  hadoftenseenintheofficenexttomine,asIpassed,andayoungwomanonwhomIhadneversetmyeyesbefore。Nosoonerhadtheyopenedthedoorthantheyoungmanbegantospeak,andLemuelstoodunobtrusivelytooneside。
  "Mr。Billings,"saidtheyoungman,"youmaythinkitstrangethatIshouldcometoyouinthiswaywhenyouandIarehardlyacquaintances,butIhaveoftenobservedyoupassingmydoor,andhavenotedyourkind-lookingface,andthemomentIfoundthistroubleuponmeIinstantlythoughtofyouastheonemanwhowouldbelikelytohelpmeoutofmydifficulty。
  WhilehesaidthisIhadtimetostudyhisface,andalsotoglanceattheyoungwoman,andIsawthathemust,indeed,beingreattrouble。Ialsosawthattheyoungwomanwasprettyandmodestandthatshe,also,wasingreatdistress。Iatonceagreedtohelphim,providedIshouldnotbemadetomissthesix-thirtytrain,forIsawIwasalreadytoolateforthesix-two。
  "Good!"hecried。"ForseveralyearsMadge——whoisthisyounglady——andIhavebeeninlove,andwewishtobemarriedthisevening,butherfatherandmyfatherarewaitingatthefootoftheelevatoratthisminute,andtheyhavebeenwaitingthereallday。Thereisnootherwayforustoleavethebuilding,forthefootofthestairsisalsothefootoftheelevator,and,infact,whenIlastpeeped,Madge’sfatherwassittingonthebottomstep。Itisnowexactlyfifteenminutesofsix,andatsixo’clocktheymeantocomeupandtearMadgeandmeaway,andhaveusmarried。"
  "To——"Ibegan。
  "Toeachother,"saidtheyoungmanwithemotion。
  "ButIthoughtthatwaswhatyouwanted?"Iexclaimed。
  "Notatall!Notatall!"saidtheyoungman,andtheyoungwomanaddedhervoiceinprotest,too。"IamtheheadoftheStatisticalDepartmentoftheSocietyfortheObtainingofaUniformNationalDivorceLaw,andtheworkinthatdepartmenthasconvincedmebeyondadoubtthatforcedmarriagesalwaysendunhappily。Ineighty-seventhousandsixhundredandfourcasesofforcedmarriagesthatIhavetabulatedIhavefoundthateighty-
  seventhousandsixhundredandthreehavebeenunhappy。InthefaceofsuchstatisticsMadgeandIdarenotallowourselvestobemarriedagainstourwills。Weinsistonmarryingvoluntarily。"
  "Thatcouldbeeasilyarranged,"Iventuredtosay,inviewofthefactthatbothyourfatherswishyoutobemarried。"
  "Notatall,"saidMadge,withmoreindependencethanIhadthoughthercapableof;"becausemyfatherandHenry’sfatheraregentlemenoftheoldschool。Iwouldnotsayanythingagainsteitherfather,forinordinaryaffairsItheyaretwomostsuaveandcharmingoldgentlemen,butinthistheyholdtotheold-
  schoolideathatchildrenshouldallowtheirparentstoselecttheirlife-partners,andtheyinsistthatHenryandIallowourselvestobeforcedtomarryeachother。Andthat,inspiteofthestatisticsHenryhasshownthem。Ourwholehappinessdependsonourgettingoutofthisbuildingbeforetheycancomeupandgetus。Thatiswhyweappealtoyou。"
  "Ifyoustillhesitate,afterwhatMadgehassaid,"saidHenry,pullingalargerollofpaperoutofhispocket,"herearethestatistics。"
  "Verywell,"Isaid,"Iwillhelpyou,ifIcandosoandnotmissthesix-thirtytrain。Whatisyourplan?"
  "Itisverysimple,"saidHenry。"Ourfathersarebothquitenear-sighted,andassixo’clockdrawsneartheywillnaturallybecomegreatlyexcitedandnervous,and,therefore,lessobservantofsmallthings。IhavebroughtwithmesomeburntcorkwithwhichIwillblackenmyface,andIwillchangeclotheswithLemuel,and,intheonemomentnecessarytoescape,myfatherwillnotrecognizeme。Lemuel,ontheotherhand,willwhitenhisfacewithsomepowderthatMadgehasbrought,andwillwearmyclothes,andintheexcitementmyfatherwillseizehiminsteadofme。"
  "Excellent,"Isaid,"butwhatpartdoIplayinthis?"
  "Thispart,"saidHenry,"youwillwear,overyourstreetclothes,agownthatMadgehasbroughtinhersuit-caseandahatthatshehasalsobrought,bothofwhichherfatherwilleasilyrecognize,whileMadgewillreddenherfacewithrouge,mussherhair,donatorn,calicodress,andwithascrub-ragandamopinherhandseasilypassforascrub-woman。
  "Andthen?"Iasked。
  "ThenyouandLemuelwillstealcautiouslydownthestairs,asifyouwereMadgeandIseekingtoescape,whileMadgeandI,asLemuelandthescrub-woman,willgodownbytheelevator。MyfatherandMadge’sfatherwillseizeyouandLemuel——"
  "AndIshallappearlikeafoolwhentheydiscoverIamarespectablebusinessmanriggedupinwoman’sclothes,"Isaid。
  "Notatall,"saidMadge,"forHenryandIhavethoughtofthat。YoumustplayyourpartuntilyouseethathenryandIhaveescapedfromtheelevatorandhaveleftthebuilding,andthatisall。Ihavehadtheforethoughttoprepareanalibiforyou。AssoonasyouseethatHenryandIaresafeoutsidethebuilding,youmustbecomeveryindignant,andinsistthatyouarearespectablemarriedwoman,andinproofyoumusthandmyfatherthecontentsofthispackage。Hewillbeconvincedimmediatelyandletyougo,andthenLemuelcanrunyouuptoyourofficeandyoucantakeoffmydressandhatandcatchthesix-thirtytrainwithouttrouble。"Shethenhandedmeasmallparcel,whichI
  slippedintomycoatpocket。
  WhenthishadbeenagreeduponsheandHenrylefttheofficeandItookthehatanddressfromthesuit-caseandputthemon,whileLemuelputonHenry’ssuitandwhitenedhisface。Thistookbutafewminutes,andwewentintothehallandfoundHenryandMadgealreadywaitingforus。HenrywasblackenedintoagoodlikenessofLemuel,andMadgewasquiteamussyscrub-woman。Theyimmediatelyenteredtheelevatorandbegantodescendslowly,whileLemuelandIcreptdownthestairs。
  LemuelandIkeptasnearlyaspossibleoppositetheelevator,sothatwemightarriveatthefootofthestairsbutamomentbeforeMadgeandHenry,andwecouldhearthetwofathersshufflingonthestreetfloor,whensuddenly,aswereachedthethirdfloor,weheardawhisperfromHenryintheelevator。Theelevatorhadstuckfastbetweenthethirdandfourthfloors。Aswithonemind,LemuelandIseatedourselvesonastepandwaiteduntilHenryshouldgettheelevatorrunningagainandcouldproceedtothestreetfloor。
  ForawhilewecouldhearnonoisebutthegratingofmetalonmetalasHenryworkedwiththestartingleveroftheelevator,andthenweheardthetwovoicesofthefathers。
  "Itisaruse,"saidonefather。"Theyarepretendingtheelevatorisstuck,andwhenwegrowimpatientandstartupthestairstheywillcomedownwitharushandescapeus。"
  "Butwearenotsosillyasthat,"saidtheotherfather。"Wewillstayrighthereandwaituntiltheycomedown。"
  AtthatLemuelandIsettledourselvesmorecomfortably,fortherewasnothingelsetodo。IcursedinwardlyasIfelttheminutesslipbyandknewthathalf-pastsixhadcomeandgone,butIwassureyouwouldnotliketohavemedesertthosetwopoorloverswhowerefightingtowardoffthestatistics,soI
  satstillandsilent。SodidLemuel。
  IdonotknowhowlongIsatthere,foritwasalreadydarkinthenarrowstairway,butitmusthavebeenalongtime。Idrowsedoff,andIwasfinallyawakenedbyLemueltuggingatmysleeve,andIknewthatHenryhadmanagedtostarttheelevatoragain。
  LemuelandIhastenedoursteps,andjustastheelevatorwascomingintosightbelowthesecondfloorwewereseenbythetwofathers。Foraninstanttheyhesitated,andthentheyseizedus。
  AtthesametimetheelevatordooropenedandHenryandMadgecameout,andthetwofathershardlyglancedatthemastheywentoutofthedoorintothestreet。
  AssoonasIsawthattheyweresafeIfeignedgreatindignation,andsodidLemuel。
  "Unhandme,sir!"Icried。"WhodoyouthinkIam?Iamarespectablemarriedlady,leavingthebuildingwithherhusband。
  Unhandme!"
  Insteadofdoingso,however,thefatherthathadmebythearmdrewmenearertothehalllight。Ashedidsohestaredcloselyatmyface。
  "Morgan,"hesaidtotheotherfather,"thisisnotmydaughter。Mydaughterdidnothaveamoustache。"
  "Indeed,Iamnotyourdaughter,"Isaid;"Iamarespectablemarriedlady,andhereistheproof。"
  WiththatIreachedforthepackageMadgehadgivenme,butitwasinmycoat-pocket,underneaththedressIhadon,anditwasonlywithgreatdifficultyandbyraisingonesideoftheskirtthatIwasabletogetit。Iunwrappeditandshowedittothefatherthathadmebythearm。Itwasthepatentnursing-bottle。
  WhenMr。Billingshadfinishedhisrelationhiswifesatforamomentinsilence。Thenshesaid:
  "Andheletyougo?"
  "Yes,ofcourse,"saidMr。Billings;"hecouldnotholdmeaftersuchproofasthat,andLemuelranmeuptomyoffice,whereIchangedmyhatandtookoffthedress。Iknewitwaslate,andIdidnotknowwhattrainIcouldcatch,butImadehaste,and,onthewaydownintheelevator,IfeltinmypockettoseeifIhadmycommutationticket,whenmyhandstruckthepatentnursing-bottle。Myfirstimpulsewastodropitinthecar,butonsecondthoughtIdecidedtokeepit,forIknewthatwhenyousawitandheardthestoryyouwouldunderstandperfectlywhyIwasdetainedlastnight。"
  "Yes?"saidMrs。Billingsquestioningly。"But,mydear,allthatdoesnotaccountforthese。"
  Asshesaidthatshedrewfromherworkbasketthethreeauburn-redcurls。
  "Oh,those!"saidMr。Billings,afteramomentaryhesitation。
  "Iwasabouttotellyouaboutthose。"
  "Doso!"saidMrs。Billingscoldly。"Iamlistening。"
  II。THETHREEAUBURN-REDCURLS
  WhenIwentdownintheelevator(saidMr。Billings)withthenursing-bottleinmypocket,Ihadnothoughtbuttogettothetrainassoonaspossible,forIsawbytheclockinmyofficethatIhadjusttimetocatchtheeleven-nineifIshouldnotbedelayed。Therefore,assoonasIwasoutsidethebuildingI
  startedtorun,butwhenIreachedthecornerandwasjustabouttosteponapassingstreet-carahandwaslaidonmyarm,andI
  turnedtoseewhowasseekingtodetainme。Itwasawomaninthemostpitiablerags,andonherarmshecarriedababysothinandpalethatIcouldscarcelybelieveitlived。
  Oneglanceatthechildshowedmethatitwasonthevergeofdeathbystarvation,andthiswasconfirmedbythemoansofthemother,whobeggedmeforhumanity’ssaketogivehermoneywithwhichtoprovidefoodforthechild,eventhoughIlether,herself,starve。Youknow,mydear,youneverallowmetogivemoneytostreetbeggars,andIrememberedthis,butatthesametimeIrememberedthepatentnursing-bottleIstillcarriedinmypocket。
  WithouthesitationIdrewthepatentnursing-bottlefrommypocketandtoldthemothertoallowtheinfanttohaveasufficientquantityofmilkitcontainedtosustainthechild’slifeuntilshecouldprocureotheralmsorotheraid。Withacryofjoythemothertookthenursing-bottleandpressedittothepoorbaby’slips,anditwaswithgreatpleasureIsawtherosycolourreturntothechild’scheeks。Thesadnessofdespairthathadshadowedthemother’sfacealsofled,andIcouldseethatalreadyshewaslookingonlifewithamoreoptimisticview。
  Iverilybelievethechildcouldhaveabsorbedtheentirecontentsofthebottle,butIhadimpresseduponthemotherthatshewastogivethechildonlysufficienttosustainlife,nottosufficeituntilitwasgrowntomanhoodorwomanhood,andwhenthebottlewashalf-emptiedthemotherreturnedittome。HowmuchtimeallthisoccupiedIdonotknow,butthechildtookthemilkwithextremeslowness。Imaysaythatittookthemilkdropbydrop。Agreatdealoftimemusthaveelapsed。
  Butwhenthemotherhadreturnedthepatentnursing-bottletomeandsawhowimpatientIwastobegone,shestillretainedherholduponmyarm。
  "Sir,"shesaid,"youhaveundoubtedlysavedthelifeofmychild,andIonlyregretthatIcannotrepayyouforallitmeanstome。ButIcannot。Stay!"shecried,whenIwasabouttopullmyarmaway。"Hasyourwifeauburn-redhair?"
  "No,"Isaid,"shehasnot。herhairisamostbeautifulblack。"
  "Nomatter,"saidthepoorwoman,puttingherhandtoherhead。
  "Somedayshemaywishtochangethecolourofherhairtoauburn-red,whichiseasilydonewithalittlebleachandalittledye,andshouldshedosothesemaycomehandy;"andwiththatsheslippedsomethingsoftandfluffyintomyhandandfledintothenight。WhenIlooked,Isawinmyhandtheverycurlsyouholdthere。Myfirstimpulsewastodroptheminthestreet,butIrememberedthatthepoorwomanhadnotgiventhemtome,buttoyou,andthatitwasmydutytobringthemhometoyou,soIslippedthemintomypocket。
  WhenMr。Billingshadendedthisrecitalofwhathadhappenedtohimhiswifesaid:
  "Huh!"
  Atthesametimeshetossedthecurlsintothegrate,wheretheyshrivelledup,burstintobluesmoke,andshortlydisappearedinashes。
  "Thatisaverylikelystory,"shesaid,"butitdoesnotexplainhowthiscametobeinyourpocket。"
  SayingthisshedrewfromherbasketthehandkerchiefandhandedittoMr。Billings。
  "Hah!"heexclaimed。Foramomentheturnedtherolled-uphandkerchiefoverandover,andthenhecautiouslyopenedit。Atthesightofthetwelveacornsheseemedsomewhatsurprised,andwhentheinitials"T。M。C。"onthecornerofthehandkerchiefcaughthiseyeheblushed。
  "Youareblushing——youaredisturbed,"saidMrs。Billingsseverely。
  "Iam,"saidMr。Billings,suddenlyrecoveringhimself;"andnowonder。"
  "Andnowonder,indeed!"saidMrsBillings。"Perhaps,then,youcantellmehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchiefcametobeinyourpocket。"
  "Ican,"saidMr。Billings,"andIwill。"
  "Youhadbetter,"saidMrs。Billings。
  III。THETWELVEACORNSANDTHELADY’SHANDKERCHIEF
  Youmayhavenoticed,mydear(saidMr。Billings),thattheinitialsonthathandkerchiefare"T。M。C。,"andIwishyoutokeepthatinmind,forithasagreatdealtodowiththisstory。
  Hadtheybeenanythingelsethathandkerchiefwouldnothavefounditswayintomypocket;andwhenyouseehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchief,andthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandtheauburn-redcurlsallcombinedtokeepmeoutofmyhomeuntiltheunearthlyhourofthreeA。M。,youwillforgettheunjustsuspicionswhichItoosadlyfearyounowholdagainstme,andyouwilladmitthatahalf-filledpatentnursing-bottle,atrioofcurls,alady’shandkerchiefandtwelveacornswerethemostnaturalthingsintheworldtofindinmypockets。
  WhenIhadleftthepoorwomanwithherno-longer-starvingbabyIhurriedlyglancedintoastorewindow,andbytheclocktheresawitwastwentyminutesofoneandthatIhadexactlytimetocatchtheoneo’clocktrain,whichisthelasttrainthatrunstoWestcote。Iglancedupanddownthestreet,butnotacarwasinsight,andIknewIcouldnotaffordtowaitlongifIwishedtocatchthattrain。Therewasbutonethingtodo,andthatwastotakeacab,and,asluckwouldhaveit,atthatmomentanautomobilecabcamerapidlyaroundthecorner。Iraisedmyvoiceandmyarm,andthedriversaworheardme,forhemadeaquickturninthestreetanddrewupatthecurbbesideme。Ihastilygavehimthedirections,jumpedinandslammedthedoorshut,andtheauto-cabimmediatelystartedforwardatwhatseemedtomeunsafespeed。
  Wehadnotgonefarwhensomethingintheforepartoftheautomobilebegantothumpinamostalarmingmanner,andthedriverslackenedhisspeed,drewuptothecurbandstopped。Heopenedthedoorandputhisheadin。
  "Something’sgonewrong,"hesaid,"butdon’tyouworry。I’llhaveitfixedinnotime,andthenIcanputonmorespeedandI’llgetyouthereinjustthesametimeasifnothinghadhappened。"
  WhenhesaidthisIwasperfectlysatisfied,forhewasanice-
  lookingman,andIlayback,forIwasquitetiredout,itwassolongpastmyusualbedtime;andthedriverwenttowork,doingthingsIcouldnotunderstandtotheforepartoftheautomobile,wherethemachineryis。Irememberthinkingthatthecushionsofthisautomobilewereunusuallysoft,andthenImusthavedozedoff,andwhenIopenedmyeyesIdidnotknowhowmuchtimehadelapsed,butthedriverwasstillatworkandIcouldhearhimswearing。Heseemedtobehavingagreatdealoftrouble,soI
  gotoutoftheautomobile,intendingtotellhimthatperhapsI
  hadbettertrytogetacar,afterall。Buthisactionswhenhesawmeweremostunexpected。Hewavedthewrenchheheldinhishand,andorderedmetogetbackintotheautomobile,andIdid。
  Isupposedhewasafraidhewouldlosehisfareandtip,butinafewminutesheopenedthedooragainandspoketome。
  "Now,sport,"hesaid,"thereain’tnousethinkin’aboutgettin’thattrain,becauseit’sgone,andImayaswellsaynowthatyou’vegottocomewithme,unlessyouwantmetosmashyourheadin。Thefactis,thisain’tnopublicautomobile,andI
  hadn’tnorighttotakeyouforapassenger。ThisautomobilebelongstoaladyandI’mherhiredchauffeur,andshe’satabridge-whistpartyinahouseonFifthAvenue,andI’msupposedtobewaitingoutsidethathouse。One-fifteeno’clockwasthetimeshesaidshewouldbeout。ButIthoughtmaybeImightmakeadollarortwoformyselfinsteadofwaitingthereallthattime,andshewouldneverknowit。Andnowitisnearlytwoo’clock,andifIgobackaloneshewillberavingmad,andI’llgetmydischargeandnoreferences,andmypoorwifeandsixchildrenwillhavetostarve。SoyouwillhavetogowithmeandexplainhowitwasthatIwasn’tthereatone-fifteeno’clock。"
  "Myfriend,"Isaid,"Iamsorryforyou,butIdonotseehowitwouldhelpyou,shouldIrefusetogoandyoushould,asyousay,smashmyheadin。"
  "Don’tyouworrynoneaboutthat,"hesaid。"IfIsmashedyourheadin,asIcoulddoeasyenoughwiththiswrench,I’dtakewhatwasleftofyouupsomedarkstreet,andlayyouonthepavementandrunthemachineacrossyouonceortwice,andthentakeyoutoahospital,andthatwouldbeexcuseenough。You’dbeanother’KilledbyanAutomobile,’andI’dbetheherothatpickedyouupandtookyoutothehospital。"
  "Well,"Isaid,"underthecircumstancesIshallgowithyou,notbecauseyouthreatenme,butbecauseyourpoorwifeandsixchildrenarethreatenedwithstarvation。"
  "Good!"hesaid。"Andnowallyouhavetodoistothinkofwhattheexcuseyouwillgivemyladybosswillbe。"
  Withthathelaybackagainstthecushionsandwaited。Heseemedtofeelthatthematterdidnotconcernhimanymore,andthattherestofitlaywithme。
  "Goahead!"Isaidtohim。"IhavenoideawhatIshalltellyourmistress,butsinceIhavelostthelasttrainImusttrytocatchthetwoo’clocktrolleycartoWesteote,andIdonotwishtospendanymoretimethannecessaryonthisbusiness。Makeallthehastepossible,andaswegoIshallthinkwhatIwillsaywhenwegetthere。"
  Thedrivergotoutandtookhisseatandstartedthecar。Iwasworried,indeed,mydear。Itriedtothinkofsomethingplausibletotelltheyoungman’semployer;somethingthatwouldhaveanairofself-proof,whensuddenlyIrememberedthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandthethreeauburn-redcurls。WhyshouldInottelltheladythatapoormother,whileproceedingdownFifthAvenuefromherscrub-womanjob,hadbeentakensuddenlyill,andthatI,beingnear,hadinsistedthatthisautomobilehelpmeconveythewomantoherhome,whichwefound,alas!tobeinthefarthestdistrictsofBrooklyn?ThenIwouldproducethethreeauburn-redcurlsandthehalf-fillednursing-bottleashavingbeenleftintheautomobilebythewoman,andthisproofwouldsuffice。
  IhadfullydecidedonthiswhentheautomobilestoppedinfrontofalargehouseinFifthAvenue,andIhadtimetotellthedriverthatIhadthoughtoftheproperthingtosay,butthatwasall,forthewaitingladycamedownthestepsingreatanger,andwasabouttobeginagoodscolding,whenshenoticedmesittinginherautomobile。
  Ifshehadbeenangrybeforeshewasnowfurious,andshewasthekindofyoungwomanwhocanbeextremelyfuriouswhenshetries。Ithinknothingintheworldcouldhavecalmedherhadshenotcaughtsightofmyfacebythelightoftwostronglampsonapassingautomobile。Shesawinmyfacewhatyouseetherenow,mydear——thebenevolent,fatherlyfaceofasettled-down,trustworthy,marriedmanofpastmiddleage——andasifbymagicherangerfledandsheburstintotears。
  "Oh,sir!"shecried,"Idonotknowwhoyouare,norhowyouhappentobeinmycar,butatthismomentIamhomelessandfriendless。Iamaloneintheworld,andIneedadvice。Letmegetintothecarbesideyou——"
  "Miss,"Isaid,"Idonotliketodisobligeyou,butIcanneverallowmyselftobeinanautomobileatthistimeofnightwithastrangewoman,unchaperoned。"
  Thesewordsseemedalmostmorethanshecouldbear,andmyheartwasfullofpity,but,justasIwasabouttospringfromtheautomobileandrushaway,IsawonthewalkthepoorwomantowhosebabyIhadgiventhehalfofthecontentsofthepatentnursing-bottle。Icalledherandmadehergetintotheautomobile,andthenIlettheyoungwomanenter。
  "Now,"Isaid,"whereto?"
  "That,"shesaid,"iswhatIdonotknow。WhenIleftmyhomethiseveningIleftitforever,andIleftanoteoffarewelltomyfather,whichhemusthavereceivedandreadbythistime,andifIwentbackhewouldturnmefromthedoorinanger,forheisagentlemanoftheoldschool。"
  WhenIheardthesewordsIwasstartled。"Canitbe,"Iasked,"thatyouhaveabrotherhenry?"
  "Ihave,"sheadmitted;"HenryCorwinishisname。"ThiswasthenameoftheyoungmanIhadhelpedthatveryeveningtomarryMadge。Itoldhertoproceed。
  "Myfather,"shesaid,"hasbeeninsistingthatImarryamanI
  donotlove,andthingshavecometosuchapointthatImusteitheraccedeortakethingsintomyownhands。IagreedtoelopethiseveningwiththemanIlove,forhehadlongwishedmetoelopewithhim。Iwastomeethimoutsidehishouseatexactlyone-fifteeno’clock,andItoldhimthatifIwasnottherepromptlyhemightknowIhadchangedmymind。Whenthetimecameformetohastentohiminmyautomobile,whichwasthentohurryustoawaitingminister,myautomobilewasnothere。
  UnfortunatelyIdidnotknowmylover’saddress,forIhadleftitinthecardpocketinthisautomobile。Iknewnotwhattodo。
  AsthetimepassedandmyautomobiledidnotappearIknewthatmyloverhaddecidedthatIwasnotcoming,andhadgoneawayintohishouse。NowIcannotgohome,forIhavenohome。I
  cannotsolowermyprideastoringthebellofhishouseandsayIwishtobeforgivenandmarriedevenyet。WhatshallIdo?"
  ForanswerIfeltinthecardpocketoftheautomobileanddrewouttheaddressofherlover,andwithouthesitationIgavetheaddresstothechauffeur。Inafewminuteswewerethere。Leavingtheyoungwomaninthecarwiththepoorwoman,Igotoutandsurveyedthehouse。Itwasunpromising。Evidentlyallthefamilybuttheyoungmanwereawayforthesummer,andthedoorsandwindowswereallboardedup。Therewasnotabelltoring。I
  poundedontheboardsthatcoveredthedoor,butitwasunavailing。Theyoungwomancalledtomethattheyoungmanlivedinthefrontroomofthetopmostfloor,andcouldnothearme,andIglancedupandsawthatonewindowaloneofallthoseinthehousewasnotboardedup。InstantlyIhoppedupontheseatbesidethedriverandsaid,"CentralPark。"
  WedashedupFifthAvenueandintotheParkatfullspeed,andwhenwewerewhatIconsideredfarenoughinIorderedhimtostop,andhurryingupalowbankIbegantogropeamongtheleavesoflastyearunderthetrees。Iwasright。InafewminutesIhadfilledmypocketswithacorns,wasbackinthecar,andwewerehurryingtowardthehouseofthelover,whenIsawstandingonacornerafigureIinstantlyrecognizedasLemuel,theelevatorboy,andatthesametimeIrememberedthatLemuelspenthisholidayspitchingforaballnine,HewasjustthemanIneeded,andIstoppedandmadehimgetintothecar。Inaminutemorewewerebeforethehouseagain,andIhandedLemuelafistfulofacorns。Hedrewbackandthrewthemwithallhisstrengthtowardtheupperwindow。
  Mydear,willyoubelieveit?Thoseacornswerewormy!Theywerelight。Theywouldnotcarrytothewindow,butscatteredlikebitsofchipswhentheyhadtravelledbuthalf-way。Iwasupset,butLemuelwasnot。HeorderedthechauffeurtodrivetolowerSixthAvenuewithallspeed,inorderthathemightgetabaseball。Withthishesaidhecouldhitanymark,andwehadstartedinthatdirectionwhen,passingarestaurantonBroadway,IsawemergeHenryandMadge。
  "Betterfar,"Isaidtomyself,"putthisyoungwomaninchargeofherbrotherandhisnewwifethanleavehertoelopealone,"
  andImadethechauffeurdrawupbesidethem。HastilyIexplainedthesituation,andwhereweweregoingatthatmoment,andHenryandMadgelaughedinunison。
  "Madge,"saidHenry,"wehadnotroublemakingwormyacornstravelthroughtheair,hadwe?"Andbothlaughedagain。AtthisImadethemgetintotheautomobile,andwhilewereturnedtothelover’shouseImadethemexplain。Itwasverysimple,andIhadjusttiedadozenacornstightlyinmyhandkerchief,makingaballtothrowatthewindow,whenthepoorwomanwiththebabynoticedthatthewindowwaspartlyopen。IaskedLemuelifhecouldthrowstraightenoughtothrowthehandkerchief-ballintothewindow,andhesaidhecould,andtookthehandkerchief,butabrighterideacametome,andIturnedtotheelopingyounglady。
  "Letmehaveyourhandkerchief,ifithasyourinitialsonit,"
  Isaid;"forwhenheseesthatfallintohisroomhewillknowyouarehere。Hewillnotthinkyouareforward,comingtohimalone,forhewillknowyoucouldneverhavethrownthehandkerchief,evenifloadedwithacorns,tosuchaheight。Itwillbeyourmessagetohim。"
  Atthis,whichIdopridemyselfwasasuggestionworthyofmyself,allweredelighted,andwhileImodestlytiedtwelveacornsinthehandkerchiefonwhichweretheinitials"T。M。C。,"
  alltheotherscheered。EventhewomanfromwhomIhadreceivedthethreeauburn-redcurlscheered,andthebabythatwashalf-
  filledoutofthepatentnursing-bottlecrowedwithjoy。Butthechauffeurhonkedhishonker。Lemueltookthehandkerchieffullofacornsinhishandanddrewbackhisfamousleftarm,whensuddenlyTheodoraMitchellCorwin——forthatwastheelopingyounglady’sname——shrieked,andlookingupwesawherloveratthewindow。Hegaveanansweringyellanddisappeared,andLemuellethisleftarmfallandhandedmethehandkerchief-ball。
  IntheexcitementIdroppeditintomypocket,anditwasnotuntilIwasonthecarforWestcotethatIdiscoveredit,andthen,notwishingtobeanylateringettinghome,IdidnotgobacktogiveittoTheodoraMitchellCorwin;infact,Ididnotknowwhereshehadelopedto。NorcouldIgiveittoMadgeorHenry,fortheyhadgoneontheirweddingjourneyassoonastheysawTheodoraandherloversafelyeloped。
  Ihadnorighttogiveittothepoorwomanwiththebaby,evenifshehadnotimmediatelydisappearedintoherworldofpoverty,anditcertainlydidnotbelongtoLemuel,norcouldIhavegivenittohim,forhetookthetendollarsthelovergavehimandstayedoutsolatethathewaslatetoworkthismorningandwasdischarged。HesaidhewasgoingbacktoTexas。SoIbroughtthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornshome,knowingyouwouldbeinterestedinhearingtheirstory。
  WhenMr。Billingshadthusfinishedhisrelationofthehappeningsofhislongevening,Mrs。Billingswasthoughtfulforaminute。Thenshesaid:
  "ButRollin,whenIspoketoyouofthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornsyoublushed,andsaidyouhadreasontoblush。I
  seenothinginthiskindactionyoudidtocauseablush。"
  "Iblushed,"saidMr。Billings,"tothinkofthelieIwasgoingtotellTheodoraMerrillCorwin——"
  "IthoughtyousaidhernamewasTheodoraMitchellCorwin,"
  saidMrs。Billings。
  "MitchellorMerill,"saidMr。Billings。"Icannotrememberexactlywhich。"
  ForseveralminutesMrs。Billingswassilent。Occasionallyshewouldopenhermouthasiftoaskaquestion,buteachtimeshecloseditagainwithoutspeaking。Mr。Billingssatregardinghiswifewithwhat,inamanoflessclearconscience,mightbecalledanxiety。AtlengthMrs。Billingsputhersewingintohersewing-basketandarose。
  "Rollin,"shesaid,"Ihaveenjoyedhearingyoutellyourexperiencesgreatly。Icansaybutonething:Neverinyourlifehaveyoudeceivedme。Andyouhavenotdeceivedmenow。"
  ForhalfanhourafterthisMr。Billingssatalone,thinking。
  III
  OURFIRSTBURGLAR
  WhenournewsuburbanhousewascompletedItookSarahouttoseeit,andshelikeditallbutthestairs。
  "Edgar,"shesaid,whenshehadascendedtothesecondfloor,"Idon’tknowwhetheritisimaginationornot,butitseemstomethatthesestairsarefunny,someway。Ican’tunderstandit。
  Theyarenotalongflight,andtheyarenotunusuallysteep,buttheyseemtobeunusuallywearying。Ineverknewashortflighttotiremeso,andIhaveclimbedmanyflightsinthesixyearswehavelivedinflats。"
  "Perhaps,Sarah,"Isaid,withmilddissimulation,"youareunusuallytiredto-day。"
  ThefactwasthatIhadplannedthosestairsmyself,andforaparticularreasonIhadmadetheriseofeachstepthreeinchesmorethanthecustomaryheight,andinthiswayIhadsavedtwosteps。Ihadalsomadethetreadofthestepsunusuallynarrow;
  andthereasonwasthatIhadfound,fromlongexperience,thatstaircarpetwearsfirstonthetreadofthesteps,wherethefootfalls。Bymakingthestepstallenoughtosavetwo,andbymakingthetreadnarrow,Ireducedthewearonthecarpettoaminimum。Ibelieveineconomywhereitispossible。ForthesamereasonIhadthestairbanistersmadewide,withasaddle-liketoptothenewelpost,totemptmysonanddaughtertoslidedownstairs。Thelesstheyusedthestairsthelongerthecarpetwouldlast。
  IneedhardlysaythatSarahhasafearofburglars;mostwomenhave。Asformyself,Iprefernottomeetaburglar。Itisallverywelltogetupinthenightandprowlaboutwithapistolinonehand,seekingtoeliminatethelifeofaburglar,andsomemenmaylikeit;butIamofaveryexcitablenature,andIamsurethatifIdidfindaburglarandsucceededinshootinghim,IshouldbeinsuchanexcitedstatethatIcouldnotsleepagainthatnight——andnomancanaffordtolosehisnight’srest。
  Thereareotherobjectionstoshootingaburglarinthehouse,andtheseobjectionsapplywithdoubleforcewhenthehouseanditsfurnishingsareentirelynew。Althoughsomeoftherugsinourhousewerered,notallofthemwere;andIhadnoguaranteethatifIshotaburglarhewouldliedownonaredrugtobleedtodeath。Aburglardoesnotconsiderone’sfeelings,andwouldbequiteasapttobleedonagreenrug,andspoilit,asnot。
  Untilburglarizingisproperlyregulatedandburglarsareeducated,astheyshouldbe,intechnicalburglaryschools,wecannothopethatashotburglarwillstaunchhiswounduntilhecanfindaredrugtoliedownon。
  Andtherearestillotherobjectionstoshootingaburglar。Ifallburglarswerefat,oneofthesewouldberemoved;butperhapsathinburglarmightgetinfrontofmyrevolver,andinthatcasethebulletwouldbelikelytogorightthroughhimandcontinueonitsway,andperhapsbreakamirrororacut-glassdish。Iamathinmanmyself,andifaburglarshotatmehemightdamagethingsinthesameway。
  Ithoughtallthesethingsoverwhenwedecidedtobuildinthesuburbs,forSarahisverynervousaboutburglars,andmakesmegetupattheslightestnoiseandgopokingabout。Onlythefactthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflatatnighthadpreventedwhatmighthavebeenaseriousaccidenttoaburglar,forImadeitarule,whenSarahwakenedmeonsuchoccasions,towastenotime,buttogothroughtheroomsashastilyaspossibleandgetbacktobed;andatthespeedItravelledImighthavebumpedintoaburglarinthedarkandknockedhimover,andhisheadmighthavestrucksomehardobject,causingconcussionofthebrain;andasaburglarhasasmallbrainasmallamountofconcussionmighthaveruineditentirely。ButasIamaslightmanitmighthavebeenmybrainthatgotconcussed。Afatherofafamilyhastothinkofthesethings。
  ThenervousnessofSarahregardingburglarshadledmeinthiswaytostudythesubjectcarefully,andmyadoptionofjet-blackpajamasasnightwearwasnotduetocowardiceonmypart。I
  properlyreasonedthatifaburglartriedtoshootmewhileIwasrushingaroundthehouseafterhiminthedarkness,asuitofblackpajamaswouldsomewhatspoilhisaim,and,notbeingabletoseeme,hewouldnotshootatall。InthiswayIshouldsaveSarahthenerveshockthatwouldfollowtheexplosionofapistolinthehouse。ForSarahwasverymuchmoreafraidofpistolsthanofburglars。IamsuretherewereonlytworeasonswhyIhadneverkilledaburglarwithapistol:onewasthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflat,andtheotherwasthatIneverhadapistol。
  ButIknewthatoneismuchlessprotectedinasuburbthanintown,andwhenIdecidedtobuildIstudiedtheburglarprotectionmattermostcarefully。IsaidnothingtoSarahaboutit,forfearitwouldupsethernerves,butformonthsI
  consideredeverymethodthatseemedtohaveanymerit,andthatwouldavoidgettingaburglar’sblood——ormine——spatteredaroundonournewfurnishings。IdesiredsomemethodbywhichIcouldfinishupaburglarproperlywithouthavingtoleavemybed,foralthoughSarahisbraveenoughinsendingmeoutofbedtocatchaburglar,IknewshemustsufferseverenervestrainduringthetimeIwaswanderingaboutinthedark。Herobjectiontoexplosiveshadalsotobeconsidered,andIreallyhadtoexercisemybrainmorethancommonbeforeIhituponwhatImaynowconsidertheonlyperfectmethodofhandlingburglars。
  Severalthingscoincidedtosuggestmymethod。OneofthesewasSarah’sfoolishnotionthatoursilvermust,everynight,bebroughtfromthedining-roomanddepositedunderourbed。ThisI
  consideredamostfoolhardytemptingoffate。Itcoaxedanyburglarwhoordinarilywouldhavequietlytakenthesilverfromthedining-roomandhavethengoneawaypeacefully,toenterourroom。TheknowledgethatIlayinbedreadyatanytimetospringoutuponhimwouldmakehimpreparehisrevolver,andhisnervousnessmightmakehimshootme,whichwouldquiteupsetSarah’snerves。ItoldSarahso,butshehadahereditaryinstinctforbringingthesilvertothebedroom,andinsisted。I
  sawthatinthesuburbanhousethis,wouldbecontinuedas"bringingthesilverupstairs,"andatrialofmycarpet-savingstairssuggestedtomemyburglar-defeatingplan。Ihadtheapparatusbuiltintothehouse,andIhadthehouseplannedtoagreewiththeapparatus。
  ForseveralmonthsafterwemovedintothehouseIhadnoburglars,butIfeltnofearoftheminanyevent。Iwaspreparedforthem。
  InordernottomakeSarahnervous,Iexplainedtoherthatmyinventionofasilver-elevatorwasmerelyatime-savingdevice。
  Fromthetopofthedining-roomsideboardIranuprighttracksthroughtheceilingtothebackofthehallabove,andintheseI
  placedaglasscase,whichcouldberunupanddownthetrackslikeadumbwaiter。Allourservanthadtodowhenshehadwashedthesilverwastoputitintheglasscase,andIhadattachedtothetopofthecaseastoutsteelcablewhichrantotheceilingofthehallabove,overapulley,andsotoourbedroom,whichwasatthefrontofthehallupstairs。BythismeansIcould,whenIwasinbed,pullthecable,andtheglasscaseofsilverwouldrisetothesecondfloor。Ourbedroomdooropeneduponthehall,andfromthebedIcouldseetheglasscase;butinorderthatImightbesurethatthesilverwasthereIputasmallelectriclightinthecaseandkeptitburningallnight。Sarahwasdelightedwiththisarrangement,forinthemorningallIhadtodowastopayoutthesteelcableandthesilverwoulddescendtothedining-room,andthemaidcouldhavethetableallsetbythetimebreakfastwasready。NotoncedidSarahhaveasuspicionthatallthiswasnotmerelyahouseholdeconomy,butmyburglartrap。
  OnthesixthofAugust,attwoo’clockinthemorning,Sarahawakenedme,andIimmediatelysatstraightupinbed。Therewasanundoubtablenoiseofsawing,andIknewatoncethataburglarwasenteringourhome。Sarahwastrembling,andIknewshewasgettingnervous,butIorderedhertoremaincalm。
  "Sarah,"Isaid,inawhisper,"becalm!Thereisnottheleastdanger。Ihavebeenexpectingthisforsometime,andIonlyhopetheburglarhasnodependentfamilyorpooroldmothertosupport。Whateverhappens,becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"
  WiththatIreleasedthesteelcablefromtheheadofmybedandlettheglasscasefullofsilverslidenoiselesslytothesideboard。
  "Edgar!"whisperedSarahinagonizedtones,"areyougivinghimoursilver?"
  "Sarah!"Iwhisperedsternly,"rememberwhatIhavejustsaid。
  Becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。"AndIwouldsaynomore。
  InaveryshorttimeIheardthewindowbelowusopensoftly,andIknewtheburglarwasenteringtheparlourfromthesideporch。Icountedtwenty,whichIhadfiguredwouldbethetimerequiredforhimtoreachthedining-room,andthen,whenIwassurehemusthaveseenthesilvershiningintheglasscase,I
  slowlypulledonthesteelcableandraisedcaseandsilvertothehallabove。Sarahbegantowhispertome,butIsilencedher。
  WhatIhadexpectedhappened。Theburglar,seeingthesilverrisethroughtheceiling,leftthedining-roomandwentintothehall。There,fromthefootofthestairs,hecouldseethecaseglowinginthehallabove,andwithouthesitationhemountedthestairs。AshereachedthetopIhadagoodviewofhim,forhewassilhouettedagainstthelightthatglowedfromthesilvercase。Hewasamostbrutallookingfellowoftheprize-fightingtype,butIalmostlaughedaloudwhenIsawhisbuild。Hewasshortandchunky。Ashesteppedforwardtograspthesilvercase,Iletthesteelcablerunthroughmyfingers,andthecaseanditspreciouscontentsslidnoiselesslydowntothedining-room。
  Foronlyoneinstanttheburglarseemeddisconcerted,thenheturnedandrandownstairsagain。
  ThistimeIdidnotwaitsolongtodrawupthesilver。I
  hardlygavehimtimetoreachthedining-roomdoorbeforeI
  jerkedthecable,andthecasewasglowingintheupperhall。Theburglarimmediatelystopped,turned,andmountedthestairs,butjustashereachedthetopIletthesilverslidedownagain,andhehadtoturnanddescend。HardlyhadhereachedthebottomstepbeforeIhadthesilveroncemoreintheupperhall。
  Theburglarwasagrittyfellowandwasnottobesoeasilydefeated。WithsomewordwhichIcouldnotcatch,butwhichI
  havenodoubtwasprofane,oratleastvulgar,hedashedupthestairs,andjustashishandtouchedthecaseIletthesilverdroptothedining-room。IsmiledasIsawhisnextmove。Hecarefullyremovedhiscoatandvest,rolleduphissleeves,andtookoffhiscollar。Thisevidentlymeantthatheintendedtogetthesilverifittookthewholenight,andnothingcouldhavepleasedmemore。Ilayinmycomfortablebedfairlyshakingwithsuppressedlaughter,andhadtostuffacornerofapillowinmymouthtosmotherthesoundofmymirth。Ididnotallowtheleastpityfortheunfortunatefellowtoweakenmynerve。
  Alow,longscreechfromthehalltoldmethatIhadamanofuncommonbraintocontendwith,forIknewthesoundcamefromhishandsdrawingalongthebanister,andthattohusbandhisstrengthandtosavetime,hewasslidingdown。Butthisdidnotdisconcertme。Itpleasedme。Thequickerhewentdown,theoftenerhewouldhavetowalkup。
  ForhalfanhourIplayedwithhim,givinghimjusttimetogetdowntothefootofthestairsbeforeIraisedthesilver,andjusttimetoreachthetopbeforeIloweredit,andthenIgrewtiredofthesport——foritwasnothingelsetome——anddecidedtofinishhimoff。Iwasgettingsleepy,butitwasevidentthattheburglarwasnot,andIwasalittleafraidImightfallasleepandthusdefeatmyself。Theburglarhadthatadvantagebecausehewasusedtonightwork。SoIquickenedmymovementsalittle。
  WhentheburglarsliddownIgavehimjusttimetoseethesilverrisethroughtheceiling,andwhenheclimbedthestairsIonlyallowedhimtoseeitdescendthroughthefloor。InthiswayI
  madehimdoublehispace,andasIquickenedmymovementsIsoonhadhimdashingupthestairsandslidingdownagainasifforawager。Ididnotgivehimamomentforrest,andhewassoonpantingterriblyandbeginningtostumble;butwithalmostsuperhumannervehekeptupthechase。Hewasanunusuallytoughburglar。
  ButquickashewasIwasalwaysquicker,andaglimpseoftheglowingcasewasallIlethimhaveateitherendofhisclimborslide。Nosoonerwashedownthanitwasup,andnosoonerwasthecaseupthanhewasupafterit。InthiswayIkeptincreasinghisspeeduntilitwassomethingterrific,andthewholehouseshook,likeanautomobilewithaverypowerfulmotor。
  Butstillhisspeedincreased。IsawthenthatIhadbroughthimtotheplaceIhadpreparedfor,wherehehadbutoneobjectinlife,andthatwastobeatthecaseupordownstairs;andasI
  wasnowsosleepyIcouldhardlykeepmyeyesopen,IdidwhatI
  hadintendedtodofromthefirst。Iloweredthecaseuntilitwasexactlybetweentheceilingofthedining-roomandthefloorofthehallabove——andturnedouttheelectriclight。Ithentiedthesteelcablesecurelytotheheadofmybed,turnedover,andwenttosleep,lulledbytheshakingofthehouseastheburglardashedupanddownthestairs。
  JusthowlongthiscontinuedIdonotknow,formysleepwasdeepanddreamless,butIshouldjudgethattheburglarranhimselftodeathsometimebetweenhalf-pastthreeandaquarterafterfour。SogreathadbeenhiseffortsthatwhenIwenttoremovehimIdidnotrecognizehimatall。WhenIhadseenhimlastintheglowoftheglasssilvercasehehadbeenastout,chunkyfellow,andnowhisremainswerethoseofanemaciatedman。Hemusthaverunoffonehundredandtwentypoundsoffleshbeforehegaveout。
  Onlyonethingcloudedmytriumph。Oursilverconsistedofbuthalfadozeneachofknives,forks,andspoons,abutterknife,andasugarspoon,allplated,andworthprobablyfivedollars,andtosavethisIhadmadetheburglarweartoragsaWiltonstaircarpetworthtwenty-ninedollars。ButIhavenowcorrectedthis。Ihaveboughtfiftydollarsworthofsilver。