首页 >出版文学> The Reporter Who Made Himself King>第2章
  "Yes,"saidtheconsul;"butaresignationisalwaysinorder。
  Youneedn’tgoifyoudon’tlikeit。Yousee,youknowthelanguageandIdon’t,butIknowhowtoshoot,andyoudon’t。"
  "That’sperfectlysatisfactory,"saidStedman,handinghisguntooldBradley。"IonlywantedtoknowwhyIwastobesacrificedinsteadofoneoftheBradleys。It’sbecauseI
  knowthelanguage。Bradley,Sr。,youseetheevilresultsofahighereducation。Wishmeluck,please,"hesaid,"andforgoodness’sake,"headdedimpressively,"don’twastemuchtimeshootinggoats。"
  TheHillmenhadstoppedabouttwohundredyardsoff,andweredrawnupintwolines,shouting,anddancing,andhurlingtauntingremarksattheirfewadversaries。ThestolencattlewerebunchedtogetherbackoftheKing。AsStedmanwalkedsteadilyforwardwithhishandkerchieffluttering,andhowlingoutsomethingintheirowntongue,theystoppedandlistened。
  Asheadvanced,histhreecompanionsfollowedhimataboutfiftyyardsintherear。HewasonehundredandfiftyyardsfromtheHillmenbeforetheymadeoutwhathesaid,andthenoneoftheyoungbraves,resentingitasaninsulttohischief,shotanarrowathim。Stedmandodgedthearrowandstoodhisgroundwithouteventakingastepbackward,onlyturningslightlytoputhishandstohismouth,andtoshoutsomethingwhichsoundedtohiscompanionslike,"Abouttimetobeginonthegoats。"Buttheinstanttheyoungmanhadfired,KingMessenwahswunghisclubandknockedhimdown,andnoneoftheothersmoved。ThenMessenwahadvancedbeforehismentomeetStedman,andonStedman’sopeningandshuttinghishandstoshowthathewasunarmed,theKingthrewdownhisclubandspears,andcameforwardasempty-handedashimself。
  "Ah,"gaspedBradley,Jr。,withhisfingertremblingonhislever,"letmetakeashotathimnow。"Gordonstrucktheman’sgunup,andwalkedforwardinallthegloryofhisgoldandblueuniform;forbothheandStedmansawnowthatMessenwahwasmoreimpressedbytheirappearance,andinthefactthattheywerewhitemen,thanwithanythreatsofimmediatewar。SowhenhesalutedGordonhaughtily,thatyoungmangavehimahaughtynodinreturn,andbadeStedmantelltheKingthathewouldpermithimtositdown。TheKingdidnotquiteappeartolikethis,buthesatdown,nevertheless,andnoddedhisheadgravely。
  "Nowtellhim,"saidGordon,"thatIcomefromtherulerofthegreatestnationonearth,andthatIrecognizeOllypybusastheonlyKingofthisisland,andthatIcometothislittlethree-pennyKingwitheitherpeaceandpresents,orbulletsandwar。"
  "HaveIgottotellhimhe’salittlethree-pennyKing?"saidStedman,plaintively。
  "No;youneedn’tgivealiteraltranslation;itcanbeasfreeasyouplease。"
  "Thanks,"saidthesecretary,humbly。
  "Andtellhim,"continuedGordon,"thatwewillgivepresentstohimandhiswarriorsifhekeepsawayfromOllypybus,andagreestokeepawayalways。Ifhewon’tdothat,trytogethimtoagreetostayawayforthreemonthsatleast,andbythattimewecangetwordtoSanFrancisco,andhaveadozenmusketsoverhereintwomonths;andwhenourtimeofprobationisup,andheandhismerrymencomedancingdownthehillside,wewillblowthemupashighashismountains。
  Butyouneedn’ttellhimthat,either。Andifheisproudandhaughty,andwouldratherfight,askhimtorestrainhimselfuntilweshowwhatwecandowithourweaponsattwohundredyards。"
  StedmanseatedhimselfinthelonggrassinfrontoftheKing,andwithmanyrevolvinggesturesofhisarms,andmuchpointingatGordon,andprofoundnodsandbows,retoldwhatGordonhaddictated。Whenhehadfinished,theKinglookedatthebundleofpresents,andattheguns,ofwhichStedmanhadgivenaverywonderfulaccount,butanswerednothing。
  "Iguess,"saidStedman,withasigh,"thatwewillhavetogivehimalittlepracticaldemonstrationtohelpmatters。I
  amsorry,butIthinkoneofthosegoatshasgottodie。It’slikevivisection。Thelowerorderofanimalshavetosufferforthegoodofthehigher。"
  "Oh,"saidBradley,Jr。,cheerfully,"I’djustassoonshootoneofthoseniggersasoneofthegoats。"
  SoStedmanbadetheKingtellhismentodriveagoattowardthem,andtheKingdidso,andoneofthemenstruckoneofthegoatswithhisspear,anditranclumsilyacrosstheplain。
  "Takeyourtime,Bradley,"saidGordon。"Aimlow,andifyouhitit,youcanhaveitforsupper。"
  "Andifyoumissit,"saidStedman,gloomily,"Messenwahmayhaveusforsupper。"
  TheHillmenhadseatedthemselvesahundredyardsoff,whiletheleadersweredebating,andtheynowrosecuriouslyandwatchedBradley,ashesankupononeknee,andcoveredthegoatwithhisrifle。Whenitwasaboutonehundredandfiftyyardsoffhefired,andthegoatfelloverdead。
  AndthenalltheHillmen,withtheKinghimself,brokeawayonarun,towardthedeadanimal,withmuchshouting。TheKingcamebackalone,leavinghispeoplestandingaboutandexaminingthegoat。Hewasmuchexcited,andtalkedandgesticulatedviolently。
  "Hesays——"saidStedman;"hesays————"
  "What?yes,goon。"
  "Hesays——goodnessme!——whatdoyouthinkhesays?"
  "Well,whatdoeshesay?"criedGordon,ingreatexcitement。
  "Don’tkeepitalltoyourself。"
  "Hesays,"saidStedman,"thatwearedeceived;thatheisnolongerKingoftheIslandofOpeki;thatheisingreatfearofus,andthathehasgothimselfintonoendoftrouble。Hesaysheseesthatweareindeedmightymen,thattousheisashelplessasthewildboarbeforethejavelinofthehunter。"
  "Well,he’sright,"saidGordon。"Goon。"
  "Butthatwhichweaskisnolongerhistogive。Hehassoldhiskingshipandhisrighttothisislandtoanotherking,whocametohimtwodaysagoinagreatcanoe,andwhomadenoisesaswedo——withguns,Isupposehemeans——andtowhomhesoldtheislandforawatchthathehasinabagaroundhisneck。
  Andthathesignedapaper,andmademarksonapieceofbark,toshowthathegaveuptheislandfreelyandforever。"
  "Whatdoeshemean?"saidGordon。"Howcanhegiveuptheisland?Ollypybusisthekingofhalfofit,anyway,andheknowsit。"
  "That’sjustit,"saidStedman。"That’swhatfrightenshim。
  Hesaidhedidn’tcareaboutOllypybus,anddidn’tcounthiminwhenhemadethetreaty,becauseheissuchapeacefulchapthatheknewhecouldthrashhimintodoinganythinghewantedhimtodo。AndnowthatyouhaveturnedupandtakenOllypybus’spart,hewisheshehadn’tsoldtheisland,andwishestoknowifyouareangry。"
  "Angry?ofcourseI’mangry,"saidGordon,glaringasgrimlyatthefrightenedmonarchashethoughtwassafe。"Whowouldn’tbeangry?Whodoyouthinkthesepeoplewerewhomadeafoolofhim,Stedman?Askhimtoletusseethiswatch。"
  Stedmandidso,andtheKingfumbledamonghisnecklacesuntilhehadbroughtoutaleatherbagtiedroundhisneckwithacord,andcontainingaplainstem-windingsilverwatchmarkedontheinside"Munich。"
  "Thatdoesn’ttellanything,"saidGordon。"Butit’splainenough。Someforeignshipofwarhassettledonthisplaceasacoaling-station,orhasannexeditforcolonization,andthey’vesentaboatashore,andthey’vemadeatreatywiththisoldchap,andforcedhimtosellhisbirthrightforamessofporridge。Now,that’sjustlikethosemonarchicalpirates,imposinguponapooroldblack。"
  OldBradleylookedathimimpudently。
  "Notatall,"saidGordon;"it’squitedifferentwithus;wedon’twanttorobhimorOllypybus,ortoannextheirland。
  Allwewanttodoisto,improveit,andhavethefunofrunningitforthemandmeddlingintheiraffairsofstate。
  Well,Stedman,"hesaid,"whatshallwedo?"
  StedmansaidthatthebestandonlythingtodowastothreatentotakethewatchawayfromMessenwah,buttogivehimarevolverinstead,whichwouldmakeafriendofhimforlife,andtokeephimsuppliedwithcartridgesonlyaslongashebehavedhimself,andthentomakehimunderstandthat,asOllypybushadnotgivenhisconsenttothelossoftheisland,Messenwah’sagreement,ortreaty,orwhateveritwas,didnotstand,andthathehadbettercomedownthenextday,earlyinthemorning,andjoininageneralconsultation。Thiswasdone,andMessenwahagreedwillinglytotheirproposition,andwasgivenhisrevolverandshownhowtoshootit,whiletheotherpresentsweredistributedamongtheothermen,whowereashappyoverthemasgirlswithafulldance-card。
  "Andnow,to-morrow,"saidStedman,"understand,youarealltocomedownunarmed,andsignatreatywithgreatOllypybus,inwhichhewillagreetokeeptoone-halfoftheislandifyoukeeptoyours,andtheremustbenomorewarsorgoat-stealing,orthisgentlemanonmyrightandIwillcomeupandputholesinyoujustasthegentlemanontheleftdidwiththegoat。"
  Messenwahandhiswarriorspromisedtocomeearly,andsalutedreverentlyasGordonandhisthreecompanionswalkeduptogetherveryproudlyandstiffly。
  "DoyouknowhowIfeel?"saidGordon。
  "How?"askedStedman。
  "IfeelasIusedtodointhecity,whentheboysinthestreetwerethrowingsnowballs,andIhadtogobywithahighhatonmyheadandpretendnottoknowtheywerebehindme。I
  alwaysfeltacoldchilldownmyspinalcolumn,andIcouldfeelthatsnowball,whetheritcameornot,rightinthesmallofmyback。AndIcanfeeloneofthosemenpullinghisbownow,andthearrowstickingoutofmyrightshoulder。"
  "Oh,no,youcan’t,"saidStedman。"Theyaretoomuchafraidofthoserifles。ButIdofeelsorryforanyofthosewarriorswhomoldmanMessenwahdoesn’tlike,nowthathehasthatrevolver。Heisn’tthesorttopractiseongoats。"
  TherewasgreatrejoicingwhenStedmanandGordontoldtheirstorytotheKing,andthepeoplelearnedthattheywerenottohavetheirhutsburnedandtheircattlestolen。ThearmedOpekiansformedaguardaroundtheambassadorsandescortedthemtotheirhomeswithcheersandshouts,andthewomenranattheirsideandtriedtokissGordon’shand。
  "I’msorryIcan’tspeakthelanguage,Stedman,"saidGordon,"orIwouldtellthemwhatabravemanyouare。Youaretoomodesttodoityourself,evenifIdictatedsomethingforyoutosay。Asforme,"hesaid,pullingoffhisuniform,"I
  amthoroughlydisgustedanddisappointed。Itneveroccurredtomeuntilitwasalloverthatthiswasmychancetobeawar-correspondent。Itwouldn’thavebeenmuchofawar,butthenIwouldhavebeentheonlyoneonthespot,andthatcountsforagreatdeal。Still,mytimemaycome。"
  "Wehaveagreatdealonhandforto-morrow,"saidGordonthatevening,"andwehadbetterturninearly。"
  Andsothepeoplewerestillsingingandrejoicingdowninthevillagewhenthetwoconspiratorsforthepeaceofthecountrywenttosleepforthenight。ItseemedtoGordonasthoughhehadhardlyturnedhispillowtwicetogetthecoolestsidewhensomeonetouchedhim,andhesaw,bythelightofthedozenglow-wormsinthetumblerbyhisbedside,atallfigureatitsfoot。
  "It’sme——Bradley,"saidthefigure。
  "Yes,"saidGordon,withthehasteofamantoshowthatsleephasnoholdonhim;"exactly;whatisit?"
  "Thereisashipofwarintheharbor,"Bradleyansweredinawhisper。"Iheardheranchorchainsrattlewhenshecameto,andthatwokeme。IcouldhearthatifIweredead。AndthenImadesurebyherlights;she’sagreatboat,sir,andIcanknowshe’sashipofwarbythechallengingwhentheychangethewatch。Ithoughtyou’dliketoknow,sir。"
  Gordonsatupandclutchedhiskneeswithhishands。"Yes,ofcourse,"hesaid;"youarequiteright。Still,Idon’tseewhatthereistodo。"
  Hedidnotwishtoshowtoomuchyouthfulinterest,butthoughfreshfromcivilization,hehadlearnedhowfarfromithewas,andhewascurioustoseethissignofitthathadcomesomuchmorequicklythanhehadanticipated。
  "WakeMr。Stedman,willyou?"saidhe,"andwewillgoandtakealookather。"
  "Youcanseenothingbutthelights,"saidBradley,ashelefttheroom;"it’sablacknight,sir。"
  Stedmanwasnotnewfromthesightofmenandshipsofwar,andcameinhalfdressedandeager。
  "Doyousupposeit’sthebigcanoeMessenwahspokeof?"hesaid。
  "Ithoughtofthat,"saidGordon。
  Thethreemenfumbledtheirwaydowntheroadtotheplaza,andsaw,assoonastheyturnedintoit,thegreatoutlinesandthebrilliantlightsofanimmensevessel,stillmoreimmenseinthedarkness,andglowinglikeastrangemonsterofthesea,withjustasuggestionhereandthere,wherethelightsspread,ofhercabinsandbridges。Astheystoodontheshore,shiveringinthecoolnight-wind,theyheardthebellsstrikeoverthewater。
  "It’stwoo’clock,"saidBradley,counting。
  "Well,wecandonothing,andtheycannotmeantodomuchto-night,"Albertsaid。"Wehadbettergetsomemoresleep,and,Bradley,youkeepwatchandtellusassoonasdaybreaks。"
  "Aye,aye,sir,"saidthesailor。
  "Ifthat’stheman-of-warthatmadethetreatywithMessenwah,andMessenwahturnsupto-morrow,itlooksasifourdaywouldbeprettywellfilledup,"saidAlbert,astheyfelttheirwaybacktothedarkness。
  "Whatdoyouintendtodo?"askedhissecretary,withavoiceofsomeconcern。
  "Idon’tknow,"Albertansweredgravely,fromtheblacknessofthenight。"Itlooksasifweweregettingaheadjustalittletoofast,doesn’tit?Well,"headded,astheyreachedthehouse,"let’strytokeepinstepwiththeprocession,evenifwecan’tbedrum-majorsandwalkinfrontofit。"Andwiththischeeringtoneofconfidenceintheirears,thetwodiplomatswentsoundlyasleepagain。
  Thelightoftherisingsunfilledtheroom,andtheparrotswerechatteringoutside,whenBradleywokehimagain。
  "Theyaresendingaboatashore,sir,"hesaid,excitedly,andfilledwiththeimportanceoftheoccasion。"She’saGermanman-of-war,andoneofthenewmodel。Abeautifulboat,sir;
  forherlineswerelaidinGlasgow,andIcantellthat,nomatterwhatflagsheflies。Youhadbestbemovingtomeetthem:thevillageisn’tawakeyet。"
  Alberttookacoldbathanddressedleisurely;thenhemadeBradley,Jr。,whohadsleptthroughitall,getupbreakfast,andthetwoyoungmenateitanddranktheircoffeecomfortablyandwithanairofconfidencethatdeceivedtheirservants,ifitdidnotdeceivethemselves。Butwhentheycamedownthepath,smokingandswingingtheirsticks,andturnedintotheplaza,theircomposureleftthemlikeamask,andtheystoppedwheretheystood。Theplazawasenclosedbythenativesgatheredinwhisperinggroups,anddepressedbyfearandwonder。OnonesidewerecrowdedalltheMessenwahwarriors,unarmed,andassilentanddisturbedastheOpekians。Inthemiddleoftheplazasometwentysailorswerebusyrearingandbracingatallflag-staffthattheyhadshapedfromaroyalpalm,andtheydidthisasunconcernedlyandascontemptuously,andwithasmuchindifferencetothestrangegroupsoneithersideofthem,asthoughtheywereworkingonabarrencoast,withnothingbutthestartledsea-gullsaboutthem。AsAlbertandStedmancameuponthescene,theflag-polewasinplace,andthehalyardshungfromitwithalittlebundleofbuntingattheendofoneofthem。
  "WemustfindtheKingatonce,"saidGordon。Hewasterriblyexcitedandangry。"Itiseasyenoughtoseewhatthismeans。
  TheyaregoingthroughtheformofannexingthisislandtotheotherlandsoftheGermanGovernment。TheyarerobbingoldOllypybusofwhatishis。Theyhavenotevengivenhimasilverwatchforit。"
  TheKingwasinhisbungalow,facingtheplaza。Messenwahwaswithhim,andanequalnumberofeachoftheircouncils。Thecommondangerhadmadethemliedowntogetherinpeace;buttheygaveamurmurofreliefasGordonstrodeintotheroomwithnoceremony,andgreetedthemwithacurtwaveofthehand。
  "Nowthen,Stedman,bequick,"hesaid。"Explaintothemwhatthismeans;tellthemthatIwillprotectthem;thatIamanxioustoseethatOllypybusisnotcheated;thatwewilldoallwecanforthem。"
  Outside,ontheshore,asecondboat’screwhadlandedagroupofofficersandafileofmarines。Theywalkedinallthedignityoffulldressacrosstheplazatotheflag-pole,andformedinlineonthethreesidesofit,withthemarinesfacingthesea。Theofficers,fromthecaptainwithaprayer-bookinhishand,totheyoungestmiddy,wereasindifferenttothefrightenednativesaboutthemastheothermenhadbeen。Thenatives,awedandafraid,crouchedbackamongtheirhuts,themarinesandthesailorskepttheireyesfront,andtheGermancaptainopenedhisprayer-book。Thedebateinthebungalowwasover。
  "Ifyouonlyhadyouruniform,sir,"saidBradley,Sr。,miserably。
  "Thisisalittlebittooseriousforuniformsandbicyclemedals,"saidGordon。"Andthesemenareusedtogoldlace。"
  Hepushedhiswaythroughthenatives,andsteppedconfidentlyacrosstheplaza。Theyoungestmiddysawhimcoming,andnudgedtheonenexthimwithhiselbow,andhenudgedthenext,butnoneoftheofficersmoved,becausethecaptainhadbeguntoread。
  "Oneminute,please,"calledGordon。
  Hesteppedoutintothehollowsquareformedbythemarines,andraisedhishelmettothecaptain。
  "DoyouspeakEnglishorFrench?"GordonsaidinFrench;"IdonotunderstandGerman。"
  ThecaptainloweredthebookinhishandsandgazedreflectivelyatGordonthroughhisspectacles,andmadenoreply。
  "IfIunderstandthis,"saidtheyoungerman,tryingtobeveryimpressiveandpolite,"youarelayingclaimtothisland,inbehalfoftheGermanGovernment。"
  Thecaptaincontinuedtoobservehimthoughtfully,andthensaid,"Thatissso,"andthenasked,"Whoareyou?"
  "IrepresenttheKingofthisisland,Ollypybus,whosepeopleyouseearoundyou。IalsorepresenttheUnitedStatesGovernment,thatdoesnottolerateaforeignpowernearhercoast,sincethedaysofPresidentMonroeandbefore。ThetreatyyouhavemadewithMessenwahisanabsurdity。Thereisonlyonekingwithwhomtotreat,andhe————"
  Thecaptainturnedtooneofhisofficersandsaidsomething,andthen,aftergivinganothercuriousglanceatGordon,raisedhisbookandcontinuedreading,inadeep,unruffledmonotone。Theofficerwhisperedanorder,andtwoofthemarinessteppedoutofline,anddroppingthemuzzlesoftheirmuskets,pushedGordonbackoutoftheenclosure,andlefthimtherewithhislipswhite,andtremblingalloverwithindignation。Hewouldhavelikedtohaverushedbackintothelinesandbrokenthecaptain’sspectaclesoverhissun-tannednoseandcheeks,buthewasquitesurethiswouldonlyresultinhisgettingshot,orinhisbeingmaderidiculousbeforethenatives,whichwasalmostasbad;sohestoodstillforamoment,withhisbloodchokinghim,andthenturnedandwalkedbacktowheretheKingandStedmanwerewhisperingtogether。
  Justasheturned,oneofthemenpulledthehalyards,theballofbuntingranupintotheair,bobbed,twitched,andturned,andbrokeintothefoldsoftheGermanflag。Atthesamemomentthemarinesraisedtheirmusketsandfiredavolley,andtheofficerssalutedandthesailorscheered。
  "Doyouseethat?"criedStedman,catchingGordon’shumor,toOllypybus;"thatmeansthatyouarenolongerking,thatstrangepeoplearecomingheretotakeyourland,andtoturnyourpeopleintoservants,andtodriveyoubackintothemountains。Areyougoingtosubmit?areyougoingtoletthatflagstaywhereitis?"
  MessenwahandOllypybusgazedatoneanotherwithfearful,helplesseyes。"Weareafraid,"Ollypybuscried;"wedonotknowwhatweshoulddo。"
  "Whatdotheysay?"
  "Theysaytheydonotknowwhattodo。"
  "IknowwhatI’ddo,"criedGordon。"IfIwerenotanAmericanconsul,I’dpulldowntheiroldflag,andputaholeintheirboatandsinkher。"
  "Well,I’dwaituntiltheygetunderwaybeforeyoudoeitherofthosethings,"saidStedman,soothingly。"Thatcaptainseemstobeamanofmuchdeterminationofcharacter。"
  "ButIwillpullitdown,"criedGordon。"Iwillresign,asTravisdid。Iamnolongerconsul。Youcanbeconsulifyouwantto。Ipromoteyou。Iamgoingupastephigher。Imeantobeking。Tellthosetwo,"heranon,excitedly,"thattheironlycourseandonlyhopeisinme;thattheymustmakemeruleroftheislanduntilthisthingisover;thatIwillresignagainassoonasitissettled,butthatsomeonemustactatonce,andiftheyareafraidto,Iamnot,onlytheymustgivemeauthoritytoactforthem。Theymustabdicateinmyfavor。"
  "Areyouinearnest?"gaspedStedman。
  "Don’tItalkasifIwere?"demandedGordon,wipingtheperspirationfromhisforehead。
  "AndcanIbeconsul?"saidStedman,cheerfully。
  "Ofcourse。TellthemwhatIproposetodo。"
  Stedmanturnedandspokerapidlytothetwokings。Thepeoplegatheredclosertohear。
  Thetworivalmonarchslookedatoneanotherinsilenceforamoment,andthenbothbegantospeakatonce,theircounsellorsinterruptingthemandmumblingtheirgutturalcommentswithanxiousearnestness。Itdidnottakethemverylongtoseethat,theywereallofonemind,andthentheybothturnedtoGordonanddroppedononeknee,andplacedhishandsontheirforeheads,andStedmanraisedhiscap。
  "Theyagree,"heexplained,foritwasbutpantomimetoAlbert。"Theysaluteyouasaruler;theyarecallingyouTellaman,whichmeanspeacemaker。ThePeacemaker,thatisyourtitle。Ihopeyouwilldeserveit,butIthinktheymighthavechosenamoreappropriateone。"
  "ThenI’mreallyKing?"demandedAlbert,decidedly,"andIcandowhatIplease?Theygivemefullpower。Quick,dothey?"
  "Yes,butdon’tdoit,"beggedStedman,"andjustrememberI
  amAmericanconsulnow,andthatisamuchsuperiorbeingtoacrownedmonarch;yousaidsoyourself。"
  Albertdidnotreplytothis,butranacrosstheplaza,followedbythetwoBradleys。Theboatshadgone。
  "Hoistthatflagbesidethebrasscannon,"hecried,"andstandreadytosaluteitwhenIdropthisone。"
  Bradley,Jr。,graspedthehalyardsoftheflag,whichhehadforgottentoraiseandsaluteinthemorninginalltheexcitementofthearrivaloftheman-of-war。Bradley,Sr。,stoodbythebrasscannon,blowinggentlyonhislightedfuse。
  ThePeacemakertookthehalyardsoftheGermanflaginhistwohands,gaveaquick,sharptug,anddowncamethered,white,andblackpieceofbunting,andthenextmomentyoungBradleysenttheStarsandStripesupintheirplace。Asitrose,Bradley’sbrasscannonbarkedmerrilylikealittlebull-dog,andthePeacemakercheered。
  "Whydon’tyoucheer,Stedman?"heshouted。"Tellthosepeopletocheerforalltheyareworth。WhatsortofanAmericanconsulareyou?"
  Stedmanraisedhisarmhalf-heartedlytogivethetime,andopenedhismouth;buthisarmremainedfixedandhismouthopen,whilehiseyesstaredattheretreatingboatoftheGermanman-of-war。InthesternsheetsofthisboatthestoutGermancaptainwasstrugglingunsteadilytohisfeet;heraisedhisarmandwavedittosomeoneonthegreatman-of-war,asthoughgivinganorder。ThenativeslookedfromStedmantotheboat,andevenGordonstoppedinhischeering,andstoodmotionless,watching。Theyhadnotverylongtowait。Therewasapuffofwhitesmoke,andaflash,andthenaloudreport,andacrossthewatercameagreatblackballskippinglightlythroughandoverthewaves,aseasilyasaflatstonethrownbyaboy。Itseemedtocomeveryslowly。Atleastitcameslowlyenoughforeveryonetoseethatitwascomingdirectlytowardthebrasscannon。TheBradleyscertainlysawthis,fortheyranasfastastheycould,andkeptonrunning。Theballcaughtthecannonunderitsmouthandtosseditintheair,knockingtheflagpoleintoadozenpieces,andpassingonthroughtwoofthepalm-coveredhuts。
  "GreatHeavens,Gordon!"criedStedman;"theyarefiringonus。"
  ButGordon’sfacewasradiantandwild。
  "FiringonUS!"hecried。"Onus!Don’tyousee?Don’tyouunderstand?WhatdoWEamountto?TheyhavefiredontheAmericanflag!Don’tyouseewhatthatmeans?Itmeanswar。Agreatinternationalwar。AndIamawar-correspondentatlast!"HeranuptoStedmanandseizedhimbythearmsotightlythatithurt。
  "Bythreeo’clock,"hesaid,"theywillknowintheofficewhathashappened。Thecountrywillknowitto-morrowwhenthepaperisonthestreet;peoplewillreaditallovertheworld。TheEmperorwillhearofitatbreakfast;thePresidentwillcableforfurtherparticulars。Hewillgetthem。Itisthechanceofalifetime,andweareonthespot!"
  Stedmandidnothearthis;hewaswatchingthebroadsideoftheshiptoseeanotherpuffofwhitesmoke,buttherecamenosuchsign。Thetworowboatswereraised,therewasacloudofblacksmokefromthefunnel,acreakingofchainssoundingfaintlyacrossthewater,andtheshipstartedathalf-speedandmovedoutoftheharbor。TheOpekiansandtheHillmenfellontheirknees,ortodancing,asbestsuitedtheirsenseofrelief,butGordonshookhishead。
  "Theyareonlygoingtolandthemarines,"hesaid;"perhapstheyaregoingtothespottheystoppedatbefore,ortotakeupanotherpositionfartheroutatsea。Theywilllandmenandthenshellthetown,andthelandforceswillmarchhereandco-operatewiththevessel,andeverybodywillbetakenprisonerorkilled。Wehavethecentreofthestage,andwearemakinghistory。"
  "I’dratherreaditthanmakeit,"saidStedman。"You’vegotusinasenseless,sillyposition,Gordon,andamightyunpleasantone。AndfornoreasonthatIcansee,excepttomakecopyforyourpaper。"
  "Tellthosepeopletogettheirthingstogether,"saidGordon,"andmarchbackoutofdangerintothewoods。TellOllypybusIamgoingtofixthingsallright;Idon’tknowjusthowyet,butIwill,andnowcomeaftermeasquicklyasyoucantothecableoffice。I’vegottotellthepaperallaboutit。"
  Itwasthreeo’clockbeforethe"chapatOctavia"answeredStedman’ssignalling。ThenStedmandeliveredGordon’smessage,andimmediatelyshutoffallconnection,beforetheOctaviaoperatorcouldquestionhim。Gordondictatedhismessageinthisway:——
  "Beginwiththedateline,`Opeki,June22。’
  "Atseveno’clockthismorning,thecaptainandofficersoftheGermanman-of-warKaiserwentthroughtheceremonyofannexingthisislandinthenameoftheGermanEmperor,basingtheirrighttodosoonanagreementmadewithaleaderofawanderingtribeknownastheHillmen。KingOllypybus,thepresentmonarchofOpeki,delegatedhisauthority,asalsodidtheleaderoftheHillmen,toKingTellaman,orthePeacemaker,whotoredowntheGermanflag,andraisedthatoftheUnitedStatesinitsplace。Atthesamemomenttheflagwassalutedbythebattery。Thissalute,beingmistakenforanattackontheKaiser,wasansweredbythatvessel。Herfirstshottookimmediateeffect,completelydestroyingtheentirebatteryoftheOpekians,cuttingdowntheAmericanflag,anddestroyingthehousesofthepeople————"
  "Therewasonlyonebrasscannonandtwohuts,"expostulatedStedman。
  "Well,thatwasthewholebattery,wasn’tit?"askedGordon,"andtwohutsisplural。Isaidhousesofthepeople。I
  couldn’tsaytwohousesofthepeople。Justyousendthisasyougetit。YouarenotanAmericanconsulatthepresentmoment。Youareanunder-paidagentofacablecompany,andyousendmystuffasIwriteit。TheAmericanresidentshavetakenrefugeintheconsulate——that’sus,"explainedGordon,"andtheEnglishresidentshavesoughtrefugeinthewoods——that’stheBradleys。KingTellaman——that’sme——declareshisintentionoffightingagainsttheannexation。
  TheforcesoftheOpekiansareunderthecommandofCaptainThomasBradley——IguessImightaswellmakehimacolonel——ofColonelThomasBradley,oftheEnglisharmy。
  "TheAmericanconsulsays——Now,whatdoyousay,Stedman?
  Hurryup,please,"askedGordon,"andsaysomethinggoodandstrong。"
  "Yougetmeallmixedup,"complainedStedman,plaintively。
  "WhichamInow,acableoperatorortheAmericanconsul?"
  "Consul,ofcourse。Saysomethingpatrioticandaboutyourdeterminationtoprotecttheinterestsofyourgovernment,andallthat。"Gordonbittheendofhispencilimpatiently,andwaited。
  "Iwon’tdoanythingofthesort,Gordon,"saidStedman;"youaregettingmeintoanawfullotoftrouble,andyourselftoo。
  Iwon’tsayaword。"
  "TheAmericanconsul,"readGordon,ashispencilwriggledacrossthepaper,"refusestosayanythingforpublicationuntilhehascommunicatedwiththeauthoritiesatWashington,butfromallIcanlearnhesympathizesentirelywithTellaman。YourcorrespondenthasjustreturnedfromanaudiencewithKingTellaman,whoaskshimtoinformtheAmericanpeoplethattheMonroedoctrinewillbesustainedaslongasherulesthisisland。Iguessthat’senoughtobeginwith,"
  saidGordon。"Nowsendthatoffquick,andthengetawayfromtheinstrumentbeforethemaninOctaviabeginstoaskquestions。Iamgoingouttoprecipitatematters。"
  Gordonfoundthetwokingssittingdejectedlysidebyside,andgazinggrimlyuponthedisorderofthevillage,fromwhichthepeopleweretakingtheirleaveasquicklyastheycouldgettheirfewbelongingspiledupontheox-carts。Gordonwalkedamongthem,helpingthemineverywayhecould,andtasting,intheirsubservienceandgratitude,thesweetsofsovereignty。WhenStedmanhadlockedupthecableofficeandrejoinedhim,hebadehimtellMessenwahtosendthreeofhisyoungestmenandfastestrunnersbacktothehillstowatchfortheGermanvesselandseewhereshewasattemptingtolandhermarines。
  "Thisisatremendouschancefordescriptivewriting,Stedman,"saidGordon,enthusiastically;"allthisconfusionandexcitement,andthepeopleleavingtheirhomes,andallthat。It’slikethepeoplegettingoutofBrusselsbeforeWaterloo,andthenthesceneatthefootofthemountains,whiletheyarecampingoutthere,untiltheGermansleave。I
  neverhadachancelikethisbefore。"
  Itwasquitedarkbysixo’clock,andnoneofthethreemessengershadasyetreturned。Gordonwalkedupanddowntheemptyplazaandlookednowatthehorizonfortheman-of-war,andagaindowntheroadbackofthevillage。Butneitherthevesselnorthemessengersbearingwordofherappeared。Thenightpassedwithoutanyincident,andinthemorningGordon’simpatiencebecamesogreatthathewalkedouttowherethevillagerswereincampandpassedonhalfwayupthemountain,buthecouldseenosignoftheman-of-war。Hecamebackmorerestlessthanbefore,andkeenlydisappointed。
  "Ifsomethingdon’thappenbeforethreeo’clock,Stedman,"hesaid,"oursecondcablegramwillhavetoconsistofglitteringgeneralitiesAndalengthyinterviewwithKingTellaman,byhimself。"
  Nothingdidhappen。OllypybusandMessenwahbegantobreathemorefreely。TheybelievedthenewkinghadsucceededinfrighteningtheGermanvesselawayforever。ButthenewkingupsettheirhopesbytellingthemthattheGermanshadundoubtedlyalreadylanded,andhadprobablykilledthethreemessengers。
  "Nowthen,"hesaid,withpleasedexpectation,asStedmanandheseatedthemselvesinthecableofficeatthreeo’clock,"openitupandlet’sfindoutwhatsortofanimpressionwehavemade。"
  Stedman’sface,astheanswercameintohisfirstmessageofgreeting,wasoneofstrangelymarkeddisapproval。
  "Whatdoeshesay?"demandedGordon,anxiously。
  "Hehasn’tdoneanythingbutswearyet,"answeredStedman,grimly。
  "Whatisheswearingabout?"
  "HewantstoknowwhyIleftthecableyesterday。Hesayshehasbeentryingtocallmeupforthelasttwenty-fourhours,eversinceIsentmymessageatthreeo’clock。Thehomeofficeisjumpingmad,andwantmedischarged。Theywon’tdothat,though,"hesaid,inacheerfulaside,"becausetheyhaven’tpaidmemysalaryforthelasteightmonths。Hesays——greatScott!thiswillpleaseyou,Gordon——hesaysthattherehavebeenovertwohundredqueriesformatterfrompapersallovertheUnitedStates,andfromEurope。Yourpaperbeatthemonthenews,andnowthehomeofficeispackedwithSanFranciscoreporters,andthetelegramsarecomingineveryminute,andtheyhavebeenabusinghimfornotansweringthem,andhesaysthatI’mafool。Hewantsasmuchasyoucansend,andallthedetails。Hesaysallthepaperswillhavetoput`ByYokohamaCableCompany’onthetopofeachmessagetheyprint,andthatthatisadvertisingthecompany,andissendingthestockup。Itrosefifteenpointson’changeinSanFranciscoto-day,andthepresidentandtheotherofficersarebuying————"
  "Oh,Idon’twanttohearabouttheiroldcompany,"snappedoutGordon,pacingupanddownindespair。"WhatamItodo?
  that’swhatIwanttoknow。HereIhavethewholecountrystirredupandbeggingfornews。Ontheirkneesforit,andacablealltomyself,andtheonlymanonthespot,andnothingtosay。I’djustliketoknowhowlongthatGermanidiotintendstowaitbeforehebeginsshellingthistownandkillingpeople。Hehasputmeinamostabsurdposition。"
  "Here’samessageforyou,Gordon,"saidStedman,withbusiness-likecalm。"AlbertGordon,Correspondent,"heread:
  "TryAmericanconsul。Firstmessage0。K。;beatthecountry;
  cantakeallyousend。Givenamesofforeignresidentsmassacred,andfulleraccountblowinguppalace。Dodge。"
  TheexpressiononGordon’sfaceasthismessagewasslowlyreadofftohim,hadchangedfromoneofgratifiedpridetooneofpuzzledconsternation。
  "What’shemeanbyforeignresidentsmassacred,andblowingupofpalace?"askedStedman,lookingoverhisshoulderanxiously。"WhoisDodge?"
  "Dodgeisthenighteditor,"saidGordon,nervously。"Theymusthavereadmymessagewrong。YousentjustwhatIgaveyou,didn’tyou?"heasked。
  "OfcourseIdid,"saidStedman,indignantly。"Ididn’tsayanythingaboutthemassacreofanybody,didI?"askedGordon。
  "Ihopetheyarenotimprovingonmyaccount。WhatAMItodo?Thisisgettingawful。I’llhavetogooutandkillafewpeoplemyself。Oh,whydon’tthatDutchcaptainbegintodosomething!Whatsortofafighterdoeshecallhimself?
  Hewouldn’tshootataschoolofporpoises。He’snot————"
  "HerecomesamessagetoLeonardT。Travis,Americanconsul,Opeki,"readStedman。"It’srainingmessagesto-day。`SendfulldetailsofmassacreofAmericancitizensbyGermansailors。’Secretaryof——greatScott!"gaspedStedman,interruptinghimselfandgazingathisinstrumentwithhorrifiedfascination——"theSecretaryofState。"
  "Thatsettlesit,"roaredGordon,pullingathishairandburyinghisfaceinhishands。"IhaveGOTtokillsomeofthemnow。"
  "AlbertGordon,Correspondent,"readStedman,impressively,likethevoiceofFate。"IsColonelThomasBradleycommandingnativeforcesatOpeki,ColonelSirThomasKent-BradleyofCrimeanwarfame?CorrespondentLondonTimes,SanFranciscoPressClub。"
  "Goon,goon!"saidGordon,desperately。"I’mgettingusedtoitnow。Goon!"
  "Americanconsul,Opeki,"readStedman。"HomeSecretarydesiresyoutofurnishlistofnamesEnglishresidentskilledduringshellingofOpekibyshipofwarKaiser,andestimateofamountpropertydestroyed。Stoughton,BritishEmbassy,Washington。"
  "Stedman!"criedGordon,jumpingtohisfeet,there’samistakeheresomewhere。Thesepeoplecannotallhavemademymessagereadlikethat。Someonehasalteredit,andnowI
  havegottomakethesepeoplehereliveuptothatmessage,whethertheylikebeingmassacredandblownupornot。Don’tansweranyofthosemessagesexcepttheonefromDodge;tellhimthingshavequieteddownabit,andthatI’llsendfourthousandwordsontheflightofthenativesfromthevillage,andtheirencampmentatthefootofthemountains,andoftheexploringpartywehavesentouttolookfortheGermanvessel;andnowIamgoingouttomakesomethinghappen。"
  Gordonsaidthathewouldbegonefortwohoursatleast,andasStedmandidnotfeelcapableofreceivinganymorenerve-stirringmessages,hecutoffallconnectionwithOctaviabysaying,"Good-byfortwohours,"andrunningawayfromtheoffice。Hesatdownonarockonthebeach,andmoppedhisfacewithhishandkerchief。
  "AfteramanhastakennothingmoreexcitingthanweatherreportsfromOctaviaforayear,"hesoliloquized,"it’sabitdisturbingtohaveallthecrownedheadsofEuropeandtheirsecretariescallinguponyoufordetailsofamassacrethatnevercameoff。"
  AttheendoftwohoursGordonreturnedfromtheconsulatewithamassofmanuscriptinhishand。
  "Here’sthreethousandwords,"hesaid,desperately。"Ineverwrotemoreandsaidlessinmylife。Itwillmakethemweepattheoffice。Ihadtopretendthattheyknewallthathadhappenedsofar;theyapparentlydoknowmorethanwedo,andIhavefilleditfullofprophesiesofmoretroubleahead,andwithinterviewswithmyselfandthetwoex-Kings。Theonlynewselementinitis,thatthemessengershavereturnedtoreportthattheGermanvesselisnotinsight,andthatthereisnonews。Theythinkshehasgoneforgood。Supposeshehas,Stedman,"hegroaned,lookingathimhelplessly,"whatAMIgoingtodo?"
  "Well,asforme,"saidStedman,"I’mafraidtogonearthatcable。It’slikeplayingwithalivewire。Mynervoussystemwon’tstandmanymoresuchshocksasthosetheygaveusthismorning。"
  Gordonthrewhimselfdowndejectedlyinachairintheoffice,andStedmanapproachedhisinstrumentgingerly,asthoughitmightexplode。
  "He’sswearingagain,"heexplained,sadly,inanswertoGordon’slookofinquiry。"HewantstoknowwhenIamgoingtostoprunningawayfromthewire。Hehasastackofmessagestosend,hesays,butIguesshe’dbetterwaitandtakeyourcopyfirst;don’tyouthinkso?"
  "Yes,Ido,"saidGordon。"Idon’twantanymoremessagesthanI’vehad。That’sthebestIcando,"hesaid,ashethrewhismanuscriptdownbesideStedman。"Andtheycankeeponcablinguntilthewireburnsredhot,andtheywon’tgetanymore。"
  Therewassilenceintheofficeforsometime,whileStedmanlookedoverGordon’scopy,andGordonstareddejectedlyoutattheocean。
  "Thisisprettypoorstuff,Gordon,"saidStedman。"It’slikegivingpeoplemilkwhentheywantbrandy。"
  "Don’tyousupposeIknowthat?"growledGordon。"It’sthebestIcando,isn’tit?It’snotmyfaultthatwearenotalldeadnow。Ican’tmassacreforeignresidentsiftherearenoforeignresidents,butIcancommitsuicide,though,andI’lldoitifsomethingdon’thappen。"
  Therewasalongpause,inwhichthesilenceoftheofficewasonlybrokenbythesoundofthewavesbeatingonthecoralreefsoutside。Stedmanraisedhisheadwearily。
  "He’sswearingagain,"hesaid;"hesaysthisstuffofyoursisallnonsense。HesaysstockintheY。C。C。hasgoneuptoonehundredandtwo,andthatownersareunloadingandmakingtheirfortunes,andthatthissortofdescriptivewritingisnotwhatthecompanywant。"
  "What’shethinkI’mherefor?"criedGordon。"DoeshethinkIpulleddowntheGermanflagandriskedmyneckhalfadozentimesandhadmyselfmadeKingjusttoboomhisYokohamacablestock?Confoundhim!Youmightatleastswearback。Tellhimjustwhatthesituationisinafewwords。Here,stopthatrigmaroletothepaper,andexplaintoyourhomeofficethatweareawaitingdevelopments,andthat,inthemeanwhile,theymustputupwiththebestwecansendthem。Wait;sendthistoOctavia。"
  Gordonwroterapidly,andreadwhathewroteasrapidlyasitwaswritten。
  "Operator,Octavia。Youseemtohavemisunderstoodmyfirstmessage。Thefactsinthecasearethese。AGermanman-of-warraisedaflagonthisisland。ItwaspulleddownandtheAmericanflagraisedinitsplaceandsalutedbyabrasscannon。TheGermanman-of-warfiredonceattheflagandknockeditdown,andthensteamedawayandhasnotbeenseensince。Twohutswereupset,thatisallthedamagedone;
  thebatteryconsistedoftheonebrasscannonbeforementioned。Noone,eithernativeorforeign,hasbeenmassacred。TheEnglishresidentsaretwosailors。TheAmericanresidentsaretheyoungmanwhoissendingyouthiscableandmyself。Ourfirstmessagewasquitetrueinsubstance,butperhapsmisleadingindetail。ImadeitsobecauseIfullyexpectedmuchmoretohappenimmediately。
  Nothinghashappened,orseemslikelytohappen,andthatistheexactsituationuptodate。AlbertGordon。"
  "Now,"heasked,afterapause,"whatdoeshesaytothat?"
  "Hedoesn’tsayanything,"saidStedman。
  "Iguesshehasfainted。Hereitcomes,"headdedinthesamebreath。Hebenttowardhisinstrument,andGordonraisedhimselffromhischairandstoodbesidehimashereaditoff。
  Thetwoyoungmenhardlybreathedintheintensityoftheirinterest。
  "DearStedman,"heslowlyreadaloud。"Youandyouryoungfriendareacoupleoffools。Ifyouhadallowedmetosendyouthemessagesawaitingtransmissionheretoyou,youwouldnothavesentmesuchaconfessionofguiltasyouhavejustdone。YouhadbetterleaveOpekiatonceorhideinthehills。IamafraidIhaveplacedyouinasomewhatcompromisingpositionwiththecompany,whichisunfortunate,especiallyas,ifIamnotmistaken,theyoweyousomebackpay。Youshouldhavebeenwiserinyourday,andboughtY。C。C。stockwhenitwasdowntofivecents,as`yourstruly’
  did。Youarenot,Stedman,asbrightaboyassome。Andasforyourfriend,thewar-correspondent,hehasqueeredhimselfforlife。Yousee,mydearStedman,afterIhadsentoffyourfirstmessage,anddemandsforfurtherdetailscamepouringin,andIcouldnotgetyouatthewiretosupplythem,Itookthelibertyofsendingsomeonmyself。"
  "GreatHeavensl"gaspedGordon。
  Stedmangrewverywhiteunderhistan,andtheperspirationrolledonhischeeks。
  "Yourmessagewassogeneralinitsnature,thatitallowedmyimaginationfullplay,andIsentonwhatIthoughtwouldpleasethepapers,and,whatwasmuchmoreimportanttome,wouldadvertisetheY。C。C。stock。ThisIhavebeendoingwhilewaitingformaterialfromyou。NothavingaclearideaofthedimensionsorpopulationofOpeki,itispossiblethatIhavedoneyouandyournewspaperfriendsomeinjustice。I
  killedoffaboutahundredAmericanresidents,twohundredEnglish,becauseIdonotliketheEnglish,andahundredFrench。IblewupoldOllypybusandhispalacewithdynamite,andshelledthecity,destroyingsomehundredthousanddollars’worthofproperty,andthenIwaitedanxiouslyforyourfriendtosubstantiatewhatIhadsaid。Thishehasmostunkindlyfailedtodo。Iamverysorry,butmuchmoresoforhimthanformyself,forI,mydearfriend,havecabledontoamaninSanFrancisco,whoisoneofthedirectorsoftheY。C。C。,tosellallmystock,whichhehasdoneatonehundredandtwo,andheiskeepingthemoneyuntilIcome。AndI
  leaveOctaviathisafternoontoreapmyjustreward。Iaminabouttwentythousanddollarsonyourlittlewar,andIfeelgrateful。SomuchsothatIwillinformyouthattheshipofwarKaiserhasarrivedatSanFrancisco,forwhichportshesaileddirectlyfromOpeki。Hercaptainhasexplainedtherealsituation,andofferedtomakeeveryamendfortheaccidentalindignityshowntoourflag。Hesaysheaimedatthecannon,whichwastrainedonhisvessel,andwhichhadfirstfiredonhim。Butyoumustknow,mydearStedman,thatbeforehisarrival,war-vesselsbelongingtotheseveralpowersmentionedinmyreviseddespatches,hadstartedforOpekiatfullspeed,torevengethebutcheryoftheforeignresidents。Aword,mydearyoungfriend,tothewiseissufficient。Iamindebtedtoyoutotheextentoftwentythousanddollars,andinreturnIgiveyouthiskindlyadvice。
  LeaveOpeki。Ifthereisnootherway,swim。ButleaveOpeki。"
  Thesun,thatnight,asitsankbelowthelinewherethecloudsseemedtotouchthesea,mergedthembothintoablazing,blood-redcurtain,andcoloredthemostwonderfulspectaclethatthenativesofOpekihadeverseen。Sixgreatshipsofwar,stretchingoutoveraleagueofsea,stoodblacklyoutagainsttheredbackground,rollingandrising,andleapingforward,flingingbacksmokeandburningsparksupintotheairbehindthem,andthrobbingandpantinglikelivingcreaturesintheirraceforrevenge。Fromthesouthcameathree-deckedvessel,agreatislandoffloatingsteel,withaflagasredastheangryskybehindit,snappinginthewind。Tothesouthofitplungedtwolonglow-lyingtorpedo-boats,flyingtheFrenchtri-color,andstillfarthertothenorthtoweredthreemagnificenthullsoftheWhiteSquadron。Vengeancewaswrittenoneverycurveandline,oneachstrainingengine-rod,andoneachpolishedgun-muzzle。
  Andinfrontofthese,aclumsyfishing-boatroseandfelloneachpassingwave。Twosailorssatinthestern,holdingtheropeandtiller,andinthebow,withtheirbacksturnedforevertowardOpeki,stoodtwoyoungboys,theirfaceslitbytheglowofthesettingsunandstirredbythesightofthegreatenginesofwarplungingpastthemontheirerrandofvengeance。
  "Stedman,"saidtheelderboy,inanawe-struckwhisper,andwithawaveofhishand,"wehavenotlivedinvain。"