Therewasnodoorinthecabin,andthewindowsweresimplysquareopenings,whichfreelyadmittedthesearchingfog。Butinspiteofthesediscomforts,——beingamanofcheerful,sanguinetemperament,——
heamusedhimselfbypokingthefire,andwatchingtheruddyglowwhichtheflamesthrewonthefogfromtheopendoor。Inthisinnocentoccupationagreatwearinessovercamehim,andhefellasleep。
Hewasawakenedatmidnightbyaloud"halloo,"whichseemedtoproceeddirectlyfromthesea。Thinkingitmightbethecryofsomeboatmanlostinthefog,hewalkedtotheedgeofthecliff,butthethickveilthatcoveredseaandlandrenderedallobjectsatthedistanceofafewfeetindistinguishable。Heheard,however,theregularstrokesofoarsrisingandfallingonthewater。Thehalloowasrepeated。Hewasclearinghisthroattoreply,whentohissurpriseananswercameapparentlyfromtheverycabinhehadquitted。Hastilyretracinghissteps,hewasthemoreamazed,onreachingtheopendoor,tofindastrangerwarminghimselfbythefire。Steppingbackfarenoughtoconcealhisownperson,hetookagoodlookattheintruder。
Hewasamanofaboutforty,withacadaverousface。Buttheoddityofhisdressattractedthebroker’sattentionmorethanhislugubriousphysiognomy。Hislegswerehidinenormouslywidetrousersdescendingtohisknee,wheretheymetlongbootsofsealskin。Apea-jacketwithexaggeratedcuffs,almostaslargeasthebreeches,coveredhischest,andaroundhiswaistamonstrousbelt,withabucklelikeadentist’ssign,supportedtwotrumpet-
mouthedpistolsandacurvedhanger。Heworealongqueue,whichdependedhalf-waydownhisback。Asthefirelightfellonhisingenuouscountenancethebrokerobservedwithsomeconcernthatthisqueuewasformedentirelyofakindoftobacco,knownaspigtailortwist。Itseffect,thebrokerremarked,wasmuchheightenedwheninamomentofthoughtfulabstractiontheapparitionbitoffaportionofit,androlleditasaquidintothecavernousrecessesofhisjaws。
Meanwhile,thenearersplashofoarsindicatedtheapproachoftheunseenboat。Thebrokerhadbarelytimetoconcealhimselfbehindthecabinbeforeanumberofuncouth-lookingfiguresclamberedupthehilltowardtheruinedrendezvous。Theyweredressedlikethepreviouscomer,who,astheypassedthroughtheopendoor,exchangedgreetingswitheachinantiquephraseology,bestowingatthesametimesomefamiliarnickname。Flash-in-the-Pan,Spitter-
of-Frogs,MalmseyButt,Latheyard-Will,andMark-the-Pinker,werethefewsobriquetsthebrokerremembered。Whetherthesetitlesweregiventoexpresssomepeculiarityoftheirownerhecouldnottell,forasilencefollowedastheyslowlyrangedthemselvesuponthefloorofthecabininasemicirclearoundtheircadaveroushost。
AtlengthMalmseyButt,aspherical-bodiedman-of-war’s-man,witharubicundnose,gotonhislegssomewhatunsteadily,andaddressedhimselftothecompany。Theyhadmetthatevening,saidthespeaker,inaccordancewithatime-honoredcustom。Thiswassimplytorelievethatoneoftheirnumberwhoforfiftyyearshadkeptwatchandwardoverthelocalitywherecertaintreasureshadbeenburied。Atthispointthebrokerprickeduphisears。"Ifsobe,camaradosandbrothersall,"hecontinued,"yearereadytoreceivethereportofourexcellentandwell-belovedbrother,MasterSlit-
the-Weazand,touchinghissearchforthistreasure,why,marry,to’tandbegin。"
Amurmurofassentwentaroundthecircleasthespeakerresumedhisseat。MasterSlit-the-Weazandslowlyopenedhislanternjaws,andbegan。Hehadspentmuchofhistimeindeterminingtheexactlocationofthetreasure。Hebelieved——nay,hecouldstatepositively——thatitspositionwasnowsettled。Itwastruehehaddonesometriflinglittlebusinessoutside。Modestyforbadehismentioningtheparticulars,buthewouldsimplystatethatofthethreetenantswhohadoccupiedthecabinduringthepasttenyears,nonewerenowalive。[Applause,andcriesof"Goto!thouwastalwaysatallfellow!"andthelike。]
Mark-the-Pinkernextarose。BeforeproceedingtobusinesshehadadutytoperforminthesacrednameofFriendship。Itillbecamehimtopassaneulogyuponthequalitiesofthespeakerwhohadprecededhim,forhehadknownhimfrom"boyhood’shour。"SidebysidetheyhadwroughttogetherintheSpanishwar。Foraneathandwithatoledohechallengedhisequal,whilehownoblyandbeautifullyhehadwonhispresenttitleofSlit-the-Weazand,allcouldtestify。Thespeaker,withsomeshowofemotion,askedtobepardonedifhedwelttoofreelyonpassagesoftheirearlycompanionship;hethendetailed,withafinetouchofhumor,hiscomrade’speculiarmannerofslittingtheearsandlipsofarefractoryJew,whohadbeencapturedinoneoftheirpreviousvoyages。Hewouldnotwearythepatienceofhishearers,butwouldbrieflyproposethatthereportofSlit-the-Weazandbeaccepted,andthatthethanksofthecompanybetenderedhim。
Abeakerofstrongspiritswasthenrolledintothehut,andcansofgrogwerecirculatedfreelyfromhandtohand。ThehealthofSlit-the-WeazandwasproposedinaneatspeechbyMark-the-Pinker,andrespondedtobytheformergentlemaninamannerthatdrewtearstotheeyesofallpresent。Tothebroker,inhisconcealment,thismomentarydiversionfromtherealbusinessofthemeetingoccasionedmuchanxiety。Asyetnothinghadbeensaidtoindicatetheexactlocalityofthetreasuretowhichtheyhadmysteriouslyalluded。Fearrestrainedhimfromopeninquiry,andcuriositykepthimfrommakinggoodhisescapeduringtheorgieswhichfollowed。
Buthissituationwasbeginningtobecomecritical。Flash-in-the-
Pan,whoseemedtohavebeenamanofcholerichumor,takingfireduringsomehotlycontestedargument,dischargedbothhispistolsatthebreastofhisopponent。Theballspassedthroughoneachsideimmediatelybelowhisarm-pits,makingacleanhole,throughwhichthehorrifiedbrokercouldseethefirelightbehindhim。Thewoundedman,withoutbetrayinganyconcern,excitedthelaughterofthecompany,byjocoselyputtinghisarmsakimbo,andinsertinghisthumbsintotheorificesofthewounds,asiftheyhadbeenarm-
holes。Thishavinginameasurerestoredgood-humor,thepartyjoinedhandsandformedacirclepreparatorytodancing。Thedancewascommencedbysomemonotonousstanzashummedinaveryhighkeybyoneoftheparty,therestjoininginthefollowingchorus,whichseemedtopresentafamiliarsoundtothebroker’sear。
"HerMajestieisverysicke,LordEssexhathyemeasles,OurAdmiralhathlickedyeFrench——
Poppe!saithyeweasel!"
Attheregularrecurrenceofthelastline,thepartydischargedtheirloadedpistolsinalldirections,renderingthepositionoftheunhappybrokeroneofextremeperilandperplexity。
Whenthetumulthadpartiallysubsided,Flash-in-the-Pancalledthemeetingtoorder,andmostoftherevellersreturnedtotheirplaces,MalmseyButt,however,insistinguponanotherchorus,andsingingatthetopofhisvoice:——
"IamyclepedJ。Keyser——IwasbornatSpring,hysGarden,Myfathertoemakemeaneclerkeerstdidessaye,Butaficoforyeoffis——Ispurnyeloselsoffeire;
ForIfainwouldbeanebutcherby’rladykinalwaye。"
Flash-in-the-Pandrewapistolfromhisbelt,andbiddingsomeonegagMalmseyButtwiththestockofit,proceededtoreadfromaportentousrollofparchmentthatheheldinhishand。Itwasasemi-legaldocument,clothedinthequaintphraseologyofabygoneperiod。Afteralongpreamble,assertingtheirloyaltyasliegesofHermostbountifulMajestyandSovereignLadytheQueen,thedocumentdeclaredthattheythenandtheretookpossessionofthepromontory,andallthetreasuretrovethereincontained,formerlyburiedbyHerMajesty’smostfaithfulanddevotedAdmiralSirFrancisDrake,withtherighttosearch,discover,andappropriatethesame;andforthepurposethereoftheydidthenandthereformaguildorcorporationtosodiscover,searchfor,anddisclosesaidtreasures,andbyvirtuethereoftheysolemnlysubscribedtheirnames。Butatthismomentthereadingoftheparchmentwasarrestedbyanexclamationfromtheassembly,andthebrokerwasseenfranticallystrugglingatthedoorinthestrongarmsofMark-
the-Pinker。
"Letmego!"hecried,ashemadeadesperateattempttoreachthesideofMasterFlash-in-thePan。"Letmego!Itellyou,gentlemen,thatdocumentisnotworththeparchmentitiswrittenon。ThelawsoftheState,thecustomsofthecountry,theminingordinances,areallagainstit。Don’t,byallthat’ssacred,throwawaysuchacapitalinvestmentthroughignoranceandinformality。
Letmego!Iassureyou,gentlemen,professionally,thatyouhaveabigthing,——aremarkablybigthing,andevenifIain’tinit,I’mnotgoingtoseeitfallthrough。Don’t,forGod’ssake,gentlemen,Iimploreyou,putyournamestosucharidiculouspaper。Thereisn’tanotary——"
Heceased。Thefiguresaroundhim,whichwerebeginningtogrowfainterandmoreindistinct,ashewenton,swambeforehiseyes,flickered,reappearedagain,andfinallywentout。Herubbedhiseyesandgazedaroundhim。Thecabinwasdeserted。Onthehearththeredembersofhisfirewerefadingawayinthebrightbeamsofthemorningsun,thatlookedaslantthroughtheopenwindow。Heranouttothecliff。Thesturdysea-breezefannedhisfeverishcheeks,andtossedthewhitecapsofwavesthatbeatinpleasantmusiconthebeachbelow。AstatelymerchantmanwithsnowycanvaswasenteringtheGate。Thevoicesofsailorscamecheerfullyfromabarkatanchorbelowthepoint。ThemusketsofthesentriesgleamedbrightlyonAlcatraz,andtherollingofdrumsswelledonthebreeze。Fartheron,thehillsofSanFrancisco,cottage-
crownedandborderedwithwharvesandwarehouses,methislongingeye。
SuchistheLegendofDevil’sPoint。Anyobjectionstoitsreliabilitymaybemetwiththestatement,thatthebrokerwhotellsthestoryhassinceincorporatedacompanyunderthetitleof"Flash-in-the-PanGoldandSilverTreasureMiningCompany,"andthatitssharesarealreadyheldatastifffigure。Acopyoftheoriginaldocumentissaidtobeonrecordintheofficeofthecompany,andonanycleardaythelocalityoftheclaimmaybedistinctlyseenfromthehillsofSanFrancisco。
THEDEVILANDTHEBROKER
AMEDIAEVALLEGEND
ThechurchclocksinSanFranciscowerestrikingten。TheDevil,whohadbeenflyingoverthecitythatevening,justthenalightedontheroofofachurchnearthecornerofBushandMontgomeryStreets。ItwillbeperceivedthatthepopularbeliefthattheDevilavoidsholyedifices,andvanishesatthesoundofaCredoorPater-noster,islongsinceexploded。Indeed,modernscepticismassertsthatheisnotaversetotheseorthodoxdiscourses,whichparticularlybearreferencetohimself,andinameasurerecognizehispowerandimportance。
Iaminclinedtothink,however,thathischoiceofaresting-placewasagooddealinfluencedbyitscontiguitytoapopulousthoroughfare。Whenhewascomfortablyseated,hebeganpullingoutthejointsofasmallrodwhichheheldinhishand,andwhichpresentlyprovedtobeanextraordinaryfishing-pole,withatelescopicadjustmentthatpermitteditsprotractiontoamarvellousextent。Affixingalinethereto,heselectedaflyofaparticularpatternfromasmallboxwhichhecarriedwithhim,and,makingaskilfulcast,threwhislineintotheverycentreofthatlivingstreamwhichebbedandflowedthroughMontgomeryStreet。
Eitherthepeoplewereveryvirtuousthateveningorthebaitwasnotatakingone。InvaintheDevilwhippedthestreamataneddyinfrontoftheOccidental,ortrolledhislineintotheshadowsoftheCosmopolitan;fiveminutespassedwithoutevenanibble。"Dearme!"quoththeDevil,"that’sverysingular;oneofmymostpopularflies,too!Why,they’dhaverisenbyshoalsinBroadwayorBeaconStreetforthat。Well,heregoesanother。"And,fittinganewflyfromhiswell-filledbox,hegracefullyrecasthisline。
Forafewmomentstherewaseveryprospectofsport。Thelinewascontinuallybobbingandthenibblesweredistinctandgratifying。
Onceortwicethebaitwasapparentlygorgedandcarriedoffintheupperstoriesofthehotelstobedigestedatleisure。AtsuchtimestheprofessionalmannerinwhichtheDevilplayedouthislinewouldhavethrilledtheheartofIzaakWalton。Buthiseffortswereunsuccessful;thebaitwasinvariablycarriedoffwithouthookingthevictim,andtheDevilfinallylosthistemper。
"I’veheardoftheseSanFranciscansbefore,"hemuttered;"waittillIgetholdofone,——that’sall!"headdedmalevolently,asherebaitedhishook。Asharptugandawrigglefoiledhisnexttrial,andfinally,withconsiderableeffort,helandedaportlytwo-hundred-poundbrokeruponthechurchroof。
Asthevictimlaytheregasping,itwasevidentthattheDevilwasinnohurrytoremovethehookfromhisgills;nordidheexhibitinthisdelicateoperationthatcourtesyofmannerandgracefulmanipulationwhichusuallydistinguishedhim。
"Come,"hesaid,gruffly,ashegraspedthebrokerbythewaistband,"quitthatwhiningandgrunting。Don’tflatteryourselfthatyou’reaprizeeither。Iwascertaintohavehadyou。Itwasonlyaquestionoftime。"
"Itisnotthat,mylord,whichtroublesme,"whinedtheunfortunatewretch,ashepainfullywriggledhishead,"butthatI
shouldhavebeenfooledbysuchapaltrybait。Whatwilltheysayofmedownthere?Tohavelet’biggerthings’goby,andtobetakeninbythischeaptrick,"headded,ashegroanedandglancedattheflywhichtheDevilwascarefullyrearranging,"iswhat,——
pardonme,mylord,——iswhatgetsme!"
"Yes,"saidtheDevil,philosophically,"Inevercaughtanybodyyetwhodidn’tsaythat;buttellme,ain’tyougettingsomewhatfastidiousdownthere?Hereisoneofmymostpopularflies,thegreenback,"hecontinued,exhibitinganemerald-lookinginsect,whichhedrewfromhisbox。"This,sogenerallyconsideredexcellentinelectionseason,hasnotevenbeennibbledat。
Perhapsyoursagacity,which,inspiteofthisunfortunatecontretemps,noonecandoubt,"addedtheDevil,withagracefulreturntohisusualcourtesy,"mayexplainthereasonorsuggestasubstitute。"
Thebrokerglancedatthecontentsoftheboxwithasupercilioussmile。"Tooold-fashioned,mylord,——longagoplayedout。Yet,"
headded,withagleamofinterest,"foraconsiderationImightoffersomething——ahem!——thatwouldmakeatakingsubstituteforthesetrifles。Giveme,"hecontinued,inabrisk,business-likeway,"aslightpercentageandabonusdown,andI’myourman。"
"Nameyourterms,"saidtheDevil,earnestly。
"Mylibertyandapercentageonallyoutake,andthething’sdone。"
TheDevilcaressedhistailthoughtfully,forafewmoments。Hewascertainofthebrokeranyway,andtheriskwasslight。
"Done!"hesaid。
"Stayamoment,"saidtheartfulbroker。"Therearecertaincontingencies。Givemeyourfishing-rodandletmeapplythebaitmyself。Itrequiresaskilfulhand,mylord;evenyourwell-knownexperiencemightfail。Leavemealoneforhalfanhour,andifyouhavereasontocomplainofmysuccessIwillforfeitmydeposit,——I
meanmyliberty。"
TheDevilaccededtohisrequest,bowed,andwithdrew。AlightinggracefullyinMontgomeryStreet,hedroppedintoMeade&Co。’sclothingstore,where,havingcompletelyequippedhimselfalamode,hesalliedforthintentonhispersonalenjoyment。
Determiningtosinkhisprofessionalcharacter,hemingledwiththecurrentofhumanlife,andenjoyed,withthatimmensecapacityforexcitementpeculiartohisnature,thewhirl,bustle,andfeverishnessofthepeople,asapurelyaestheticgratificationunalloyedbythecaresofbusiness。Whathedidthateveningdoesnotbelongtoourstory。Wereturntothebroker,whomweleftontheroof。
WhenhemadesurethattheDevilhadretired,hecarefullydrewfromhispocket-bookaslipofpaperandaffixeditonthehook。
Thelinehadscarcelyreachedthecurrentbeforehefeltabite。
Thehookwasswallowed。Tobringuphisvictimrapidly,disengagehimfromthehook,andresethisline,wastheworkofamoment。
Anotherbiteandthesameresult。Another,andanother。Inaveryfewminutestheroofwascoveredwithhispantingspoil。Thebrokercouldhimselfdistinguishthatmanyofthemwerepersonalfriends;nay,someofthemwerefamiliarfrequentersofthebuildingonwhichtheywerenowmiserablystranded。Thatthebrokerfeltacertainsatisfactioninbeinginstrumentalinthusmisleadinghisfellow-brokersnooneacquaintedwithhumannaturewillforamomentdoubt。Butastrongerpullonhislinecausedhimtoputforthallhisstrengthandskill。Themagicpolebentlikeacoach-whip。Thebrokerheldfirm,assistedbythebattlementsofthechurch。Againandagainitwasalmostwrestedfromhishand,andagainandagainheslowlyreeledinaportionofthetighteningline。Atlast,withonemightyeffort,heliftedtotheleveloftheroofastrugglingobject。AhowllikePandemoniumrangthroughtheairasthebrokersuccessfullylandedathisfeet——
theDevilhimself!
Thetwoglaredfiercelyateachother。Thebroker,perhapsmindfulofhisformertreatment,evincednohastetoremovethehookfromhisantagonist’sjaw。Whenitwasfinallyaccomplished,heaskedquietlyiftheDevilwassatisfied。Thatgentlemanseemedabsorbedinthecontemplationofthebaitwhichhehadjusttakenfromhismouth。"Iam,"hesaid,finally,"andforgiveyou;butwhatdoyoucallthis?"
"Bendlow,"repliedthebroker,ashebuttoneduphiscoatreadytodepart。TheDevilinclinedhisear。"IcallitWILDCAT!"
THEOGRESSOFSILVERLAND;
OR,THEDIVERTINGHISTORYOFPRINCEBADFELLAHANDPRINCEBULLEBOYE。
InthesecondyearofthereignoftherenownedCaliphLotheredweltinSILVERLAND,adjoininghisterritory,acertainterribleogress。Shelivedinthebowelsofadismalmountain,whereshewasinthehabitofconfiningsuchunfortunatetravellersasventuredwithinherdomain。Thecountryformilesaroundwassterileandbarren。Insomeplacesitwascoveredwithawhitepowder,whichwascalledinthelanguageofthecountryALKALI,andwassupposedtobethepulverizedbonesofthosewhohadperishedmiserablyinherservice。
Inspiteofthis,everyyear,greatnumbersofyoungmendevotedthemselvestotheserviceoftheogress,hopingtobecomehergodsons,andtoenjoythegoodfortunewhichbelongedtothatprivilegedclass。Forthesegodsonshadnoworktoperform,neitheratthemountainnorelsewhere,butroamedabouttheworldwithcredentialsoftheirrelationshipintheirpockets,whichtheycalledSTOKH,whichwasstampedwiththestampandsealedwiththesealoftheogress,andwhichenabledthemattheendofeachmoontodrawlargequantitiesofgoldandsilverfromhertreasury。AndthewisestandmostfavoredofthosegodsonswerethePrincesBADFELLAHandBULLEBOYE。Theyknewallthesecretsoftheogress,andhowtowheedleandcoaxher。TheywerealsothefavoritesofSOOPAHINTENDENT,whowasherLordHighChamberlainandPrimeMinister,andwhodweltinSILVERLAND。
Oneday,SOOPAHINTENDENTsaidtohisservants,"Whatisthatwhichtravelsthemostsurely,themostsecretly,andthemostswiftly?"
Andtheyallansweredasoneman,"LIGHTNING,mylord,travelsthemostsurely,themostswiftly,andthemostsecretly!"
ThensaidSOOPAHINTENDENT,"LetLightningcarrythismessagesecretly,swiftly,andsurelytomybelovedfriendsthePrincesBADFELLAHandBULLEBOYE,andtellthemthattheirgodmotherisdying,andbidthemseeksomeothergodmotherorselltheirSTOKH
ereitbecomesbadjee,——worthless。"
"Bekhesm!Onourheadsbeit!"answeredtheservants;andtheyrantoLightningwiththemessage,whoflewwithittotheCitybytheSea,anddeliveredit,evenatthatmoment,intothehandsofthePrincesBADFELLAHandBULLEBOYE。
NowthePrinceBADFELLAHwasawickedyoungman;andwhenhehadreceivedthismessagehetorehisbeardandrenthisgarmentandreviledhisgodmother,andhisfriendSOOPAHINTENDENT。Butpresentlyhearose,anddressedhimselfinhisfineststuffs,andwentforthintothebazaarsandamongthemerchants,caperinganddancingashewalked,andcryinginaloudvoice,"O,happyday!
O,dayworthytobemarkedwithawhitestone!"
Thishesaidcunningly,thinkingthemerchantsandmenofthebazaarswouldgatherabouthim,whichtheypresentlydid,andbegantoquestionhim:"Whatnews,OmostworthyandsereneHighness?
Tellus,thatwemakemerrytoo!"
Thenrepliedthecunningprince,"Goodnews,Omybrothers,forI
haveheardthisdaythatmygodmotherinSILVERLANDiswell。"Themerchants,whowerenotawareofthesubstanceoftherealmessage,enviedhimgreatly,andsaidonetoanother:"SurelyourbrotherthePrinceBADFELLAHisfavoredbyAllahaboveallmen";andtheywereabouttoretire,whentheprincecheckedthem,saying:"Tarryforamoment。Herearemycredentials,orSTOKH。ThesameIwillsellyouforfiftythousandsequins,forIhavetogiveafeastto-
day,andneedmuchgold。Whowillgivefiftythousand?"Andheagainfelltocaperinganddancing。Butthistimethemerchantsdrewalittleapart,andsomeoftheoldestandwisestsaid:"Whatdirtisthiswhichtheprincewouldhaveusswallow?Ifhisgodmotherwerewell,whyshouldhesellhisSTOKH?Bismillah!Theolivesareoldandthejarisbroken!"WhenPrinceBADFELLAH
perceivedthemwhispering,hiscountenancefell,andhiskneessmoteagainsteachotherthroughfear;but,dissemblingagain,hesaid:"Well,sobeit!Lo,Ihavemuchmorethanshallabidewithme,formydaysaremanyandmywantsarefew。SayfortythousandsequinsformySTOKHandletmedepartinAllah’sname。Whowillgivefortythousandsequinstobecomethegodsonofsuchahealthymother?"Andheagainfelltocaperinganddancing,butnotasgaylyasbefore,forhisheartwastroubled。Themerchants,however,onlymovedfartheraway。"Thirtythousandsequins,"criedPrinceBADFELLAH;butevenashespoketheyfledbeforehisface,crying:"Hisgodmotherisdead。Lo,thejackalsaredefilinghergrave。Mashalla!hehasnogodmother。"AndtheysoughtoutPANIK,theswift-footedmessenger,andbadehimshoutthroughthebazaarsthatthegodmotherofPrinceBADFELLAHwasdead。Whenheheardthis,theprincefelluponhisface,andrenthisgarments,andcoveredhimselfwiththedustofthemarket-place。Ashewassittingthus,aporterpassedhimwithjarsofwineonhisshoulders,andtheprincebeggedhimtogivehimajar,forhewasexceedingthirstyandfaint。Buttheportersaid,"Whatwillmylordgivemefirst?"Andtheprince,inverybitternessofspirit,said,"Takethis,"andhandedhimhisSTOKH,andsoexchangeditforajarofwine。
NowthePrinceBULLEBOYEwasofaverydifferentdisposition。WhenhereceivedthemessageofSOOPAHINTENDENThebowedhishead,andsaid,"ItisthewillofGod。"Thenherose;andwithoutspeakingawordenteredthegatesofhispalace。Buthiswife,thepeerlessMAREEJAHANN,perceivingthegravityofhiscountenance,said,"Whyismylordcastdownandsilent?Whyarethoserareandpricelesspearls,hiswords,shutupsotightlybetweenthosegorgeousoyster-shells,hislips?"Buttothishemadenoreply。Thinkingfurthertodiverthim,shebroughtherluteintothechamberandstoodbeforehim,andsangthesonganddancedthedanceofBEN
KOTTON,whichiscalledIBRAHIM’sDAUGHTER,butshecouldnotlifttheveilofsadnessfromhisbrow。
Whenshehadceased,thePrinceBULLEBOYEaroseandsaid,"Allahisgreat,andwhatamI,hisservant,butthedustoftheearth!Lo,thisdayhasmygodmothersickeneduntodeath,andmySTOKHbecomeasawitheredpalm-leaf。Callhithermyservantsandcamel-
drivers,andthemerchantsthathavefurnishedmewithstuffs,andthebeggarswhohavefeastedatmytable,andbidthemtakeallthatishere,foritisminenolonger!"Withthesewordsheburiedhisfaceinhismantleandweptaloud。
ButMAREEJAHANN,hiswife,pluckedhimbythesleeve。"Prithee,mylord,"saidshe,"bethinktheeoftheBROKAHorscrivener,whobesoughttheebutyesterdaytosharethySTOKHwithhimandgavetheehisbondforfiftythousandsequins。"ButthenoblePrinceBULLEBOYE,raisinghishead,said:"ShallIselltohimforfiftythousandsequinsthatwhichIknowisnotworthaSOOMARKEE?ForisnotalltheBROKAH’Swealth,evenhiswifeandchildren,pledgedonthatbond?ShallIruinhimtosavemyself?Allahforbid!
Ratherletmeeatthesaltfishofhonestpenury,thanthekibobsofdishonorableaffluence;ratherletmewallowinthemireofvirtuousoblivion,thanreposeonthedivanofluxuriouswickedness。"
Whentheprincehadgivenutterancetothisbeautifulandedifyingsentiment,astrainofgentlemusicwasheard,andtherearwalloftheapartment,whichhadbeeningeniouslyconstructedlikeaflat,openedanddiscoveredtheOgressofSILVERLANDintheglareofbluefire,seatedonatriumphalcarattachedtotworopeswhichwereconnectedwiththeflies,intheveryactofblessingtheunconsciousprince。Whenthewallsclosedagainwithoutattractinghisattention,PrinceBULLEBOYEarose,dressedhimselfinhiscoarsestandcheapeststuffs,andsprinkledashesonhishead,andinthisguise,havingembracedhiswife,wentforthintothebazaars。InthisitwillbeperceivedhowdifferentlythegoodPrinceBULLEBOYEactedfromthewickedPrinceBADFELLAH,whoputonhisgayestgarmentstosimulateanddeceive。
NowwhenPrinceBULLEBOYEenteredthechiefbazaar,wherethemerchantsofthecityweregatheredincouncil,hestoodupinhisaccustomedplace,andallthatwerethereheldtheirbreath,forthenoblePrinceBULLEBOYEwasmuchrespected。"LettheBROKAH,whosebondIholdforfiftythousandsequins,standforth!"saidtheprince。AndtheBROKAHstoodforthfromamongthemerchants。
Thensaidtheprince:"Hereisthybondforfiftythousandsequins,forwhichIwastodeliveruntotheeonehalfofmySTOKH。Know,then,Omybrother,——andthou,too,OAgaoftheBROKAHS,——thatthismySTOKHwhichIpledgedtotheeisworthless。Formygodmother,theOgressofSILVERLAND,isdying。ThusdoIreleasetheefromthybond,andfromthepovertywhichmightovertaketheeasithasevenme,thybrother,thePrinceBULLEBOYE。"AndwiththatthenoblePrinceBULLEBOYEtorethebondoftheBROKAHintopiecesandscatteredittothefourwinds。
Nowwhentheprincetoreupthebondtherewasagreatcommotion,andsomesaid,"SurelythePrinceBULLEBOYEisdrunkenwithwine";
andothers,"Heispossessedofanevilspirit";andhisfriendsexpostulatedwithhim,saying,"Whatthouhastdoneisnotthecustomofthebazaars,——behold,itisnotBIZ!"Buttoalltheprinceansweredgravely,"Itisright;onmyownheadbeit!"
Buttheoldestandwisestofthemerchants,theywhohadtalkedwithPrinceBADFELLAHthesamemorning,whisperedtogether,andgatheredaroundtheBROKAHwhosebondthePrinceBULLEBOYEhadtornup。"Harkye,"saidthey,"ourbrotherthePrinceBULLEBOYEiscunningasajackal。Whatboshisthisaboutruininghimselftosavethee?Suchathingwasneverheardbeforeinthebazaars。Itisatrick,OthoumooncalfofaBROKAH!Dostthounotseethathehasheardgoodnewsfromhisgodmother,thesamethatwasevennowtoldusbythePrinceBADFELLAH,hisconfederate,andthathewoulddestroythybondforfiftythousandsequinsbecausehisSTOKHisworthahundredthousand!Benotdeceived,OtoocredulousBROKAH!
forthiswhatourbrothertheprincedoethisnotinthenameofALLAH,butofBIZ,theonlygodknowninthebazaarsofthecity。"
WhenthefoolishBROKAHheardthesethingshecried,"Justice,O
AgaoftheBROKAHS,——justiceandthefulfilmentofmybond!LettheprincedeliveruntometheSTOKH。Herearemyfiftythousandsequins。"Buttheprincesaid,"HaveInottoldthatmygodmotherisdying,andthatmySTOKHisvalueless?"AtthistheBROKAHonlyclamoredthemoreforjusticeandthefulfilmentofhisbond。ThentheAgaoftheBROKAHSsaid,"Sincethebondisdestroyed,beholdthouhastnoclaim。Gothyways!"ButtheBROKAHagaincried,"Justice,mylordAga!Behold,IoffertheprinceseventythousandsequinsforhisSTOKH!"Buttheprincesaid,"Itisnotworthonesequin!"ThentheAgasaid,"Bismillah!Icannotunderstandthis。
Whetherthygodmotherbedead,ordying,orimmortal,doesnotseemtosignify。Therefore,Oprince,bythelawsofBIZandofALLAH,thouartreleased。GivetheBROKAHthySTOKHforseventythousandsequins,andbidhimdepartinpeace。Onhisownheadbeit!"
Whentheprinceheardthiscommand,hehandedhisSTOKHtotheBROKAH,whocountedouttohimseventythousandsequins。Buttheheartofthevirtuousprincedidnotrejoice,nordidtheBROKAH,whenhefoundhisSTOKHwasvalueless;butthemerchantsliftedtheirhandsinwonderatthesagacityandwisdomofthefamousPrinceBULLEBOYE。FornonewouldbelievethatitwasthelawofALLAHthattheprincefollowed,andnottherulesofBIZ。
THERUINSOFSANFRANCISCO
TowardsthecloseofthenineteenthcenturythecityofSanFranciscowastotallyingulfedbyanearthquake。Althoughthewholecoast-linemusthavebeenmuchshaken,theaccidentseemstohavebeenpurelylocal,andeventhecityofOaklandescaped。
Schwappelfurt,thecelebratedGermangeologist,hasendeavoredtoexplainthissingularfactbysuggestingthattherearesomethingstheearthcannotswallow,——astatementthatshouldbereceivedwithsomecaution,asexceedingthelatitudeofordinarygeologicalspeculation。
Historiansdisagreeintheexactdateofthecalamity。TuluKrish,thewell-knownNew-Zealander,whoseadmirablespeculationsontheruinsofSt。PaulasseenfromLondonBridgehavewonforhimtheattentiveconsiderationofthescientificworld,fixestheoccurrenceinA。D。1880。This,supposingthecitytohavebeenactuallyfoundedin1850,asasserted,wouldgivebutthirtyyearsforittohaveassumedthesizeandproportionsithadevidentlyattainedatthetimeofitsdestruction。Itisnotourpurpose,however,toquestiontheconclusionsofthejustlyfamedMaorianphilosopher。OurpresentbusinesslieswiththeexcavationsthatarenowbeingprosecutedbyorderoftheHawaiiangovernmentuponthesiteofthelostcity。
Everyoneisfamiliarwiththestoryofitsdiscovery。FormanyyearsthebayofSanFranciscohadbeenfamedforthelusciousqualityofitsoysters。Itisstatedthatadredgeronedayrakedupalargebell,whichprovedtobelongtotheCityHall,andledtothediscoveryofthecupolaofthatbuilding。Theattentionofthegovernmentwasatoncedirectedtothespot。ThebayofSanFranciscowasspeedilydrainedbyasystemofpatentsiphons,andthecity,deeplyembeddedinmud,broughttolightafteraburialofmanycenturies。TheCityHall,Post-Office,Mint,andCustom-
Housewerereadilyrecognizedbythelargefull-fedbarnacleswhichadheredtotheirwalls。Shortlyafterwardsthefirstskeletonwasdiscovered;thatofabroker,whosepositionintheupperstrataofmudnearerthesurfacewassupposedtobeowingtotheexceedingbuoyancyorinflationofscripwhichhehadsecuredabouthispersonwhileendeavoringtoescape。Manyskeletons,supposedtobethoseoffemales,encompassedinthatpeculiarsteelcooporcagewhichseemstohavebeenwornbythewomenofthatperiod,werealsofoundintheupperstratum。AlexisvonPuffer,inhisadmirableworkonSanFrancisco,accountsforthepositionoftheseunfortunatecreaturesbyassertingthatthesteelcagewasoriginallytheframeofaparachute-likegarmentwhichdistendedtheskirt,andinthesubmersionofthecitypreventedthemfromsinking。"Ifanything,"saysVonPuffer,"couldhavebeenwantingtoaddintensitytothehorriblecatastrophewhichtookplaceasthewatersfirstenteredthecity,itwouldhavebeenfurnishedintheforcibleseparationofthesexesatthistryingmoment。Buoyedupbytheirpeculiargarments,thefemalepopulationinstantlyascendedtothesurface。Asthedrowninghusbandturnedhiseyesabove,whatmusthavebeenhisagonyashesawhiswifeshootingupward,andknewthathewasdebarredtheprivilegeofperishingwithher?Tothelastinghonorofthemaleinhabitants,beitsaidthatbutfewseemedtohaveavailedthemselvesoftheirwives’
superiorlevity。Onlyoneskeletonwasfoundstillgraspingtheanklesofanotherintheirupwardjourneytothesurface。"
FormanyyearsCaliforniahadbeensubjecttoslightearthquakes,moreorlessgenerallyfelt,butnotofsufficientimportancetoawakenanxietyorfear。PerhapstheabsorbingnatureoftheSanFranciscans’pursuitsofgold-getting,whichmetalseemstohavebeenvaluableinthosedays,andactuallyusedasamediumofcurrency,renderedtheinhabitantsrecklessofallothermatters。
Everythingtendstoshowthatthecalamitywastotallyunlookedfor。WequotethegraphiclanguageofSchwappelfurt:——
"Themorningofthetremendouscatastropheprobablydawnedupontheusualrestlesscrowdofgold-gettersintentupontheirseveralavocations。Thestreetswerefilledwiththeexpandedfiguresofgaylydressedwomen,acknowledgingwithcoyglancestherespectfulsalutationsofbeauxastheygracefullyraisedtheirremarkablecylindricalhead-coverings,amodelofwhichisstillpreservedintheHonoluluMuseum。Thebrokershadgatheredattheirrespectivetemples。Theshopmenwereexhibitingtheirgoods。Theidlers,or’Bummers,’——atermappliedtodesignateanaristocratic,privilegedclasswhoenjoyedimmunitiesfromlabor,andfromwhomamajorityoftherulersarechosen,——werelistlesslyregardingthepromenadersfromthestreet-cornersorthedoorsoftheirbibuloustemples。A
slightpremonitorythrillrunsthroughthecity。Thebusylifeofthisrestlessmicrocosmisarrested。Theshopkeeperpausesasheelevatesthegoodstobringthemintoafavorablelight,andtheglibprofessionalrecommendationsticksonhistongue。Inthedrinking-saloontheglassischeckedhalf-waytothelips;onthestreetsthepromenaderspause。Anotherthrill,andthecitybeginstogodown,afewofthemorepersistenttoperstossingofftheirliquoratthesamemoment。Beyondaterriblesensationofnausea,thecrowdswhonowthrongthestreetsdonotrealizetheextentofthecatastrophe。Thewatersofthebayrecedeatfirstfromthecentreofdepression,assumingaconcaveshape,theouteredgeofthecircletoweringmanythousandfeetabovethecity。Anotherconvulsion,andthewaterinstantlyresumesitslevel。Thecityissmoothlyingulfedninethousandfeetbelow,andtheregularswellofthePacificcalmlyrollsoverit。Terrible,"saysSchwappelfurt,inconclusion,"asthecalamitymusthavebeen,indirectrelationtotheindividualsimmediatelyconcernedtherein,wecannotbutadmireitsartisticmanagement;thedivisionofthecatastropheintothreeperiods,thecompletenessofthecataclysms,andtherarecombinationofsincerityofintentionwithfelicityofexecution。"
ANIGHTATWINGDAM。
Ihadbeenstage-riddenandbewilderedallday,andwhenwesweptdownwiththedarknessintotheArcadianhamletof"Wingdam,"I
resolvedtogonofarther,androlledoutinagloomyanddyspepticstate。Theeffectsofamysteriouspie,andsomesweetenedcarbonicacidknowntotheproprietorofthe"Half-WayHouse"as"lemmingsody,"stilloppressedme。Eventhefacetiaeofthegallantexpressmanwhokneweverybody’sChristiannamealongtheroute,whorainedletters,newspapers,andbundlesfromthetopofthestage,whoselegsfrequentlyappearedinfrightfulproximitytothewheels,whogotonandoffwhileweweregoingatfullspeed,whosegallantry,energy,andsuperiorknowledgeoftravelcrushedallusotherpassengerstoenvioussilence,andwhojustthenwastalkingwithseveralpersonsandmanifestlydoingsomethingelseatthesametime,——eventhishadfailedtointerestme。SoIstoodgloomily,clutchingmyshawlandcarpet-bag,andwatchedthestagerollaway,takingapartinglookatthegallantexpressmanashehungonthetoprailwithoneleg,andlithiscigarfromthepipeofarunningfootman。IthenturnedtowardtheWingdamTemperanceHotel。
Itmayhavebeentheweather,oritmayhavebeenthepie,butI
wasnotimpressedfavorablywiththehouse。Perhapsitwasthenameextendingthewholelengthofthebuilding,withaletterundereachwindow,makingthepeoplewholookedoutdreadfullyconspicuous。Perhapsitwasthat"Temperance"alwayssuggestedtomymindrusksandweaktea。Itwasuninviting。Itmighthavebeencalledthe"TotalAbstinence"Hotel,fromthelackofanythingtointoxicateorinthrallthesenses。Itwasdesignedwithaneyetoartisticdreariness。Itwassomuchtoolargeforthesettlement,thatitappearedtobeaveryslightimprovementonout-doors。Itwasunpleasantlynew。Therewastheforestflavorofdampnessaboutit,andaslightspicingofpine。Natureoutraged,butnotentirelysubdued,sometimesbrokeoutafreshinlittleround,sticky,resinoustearsonthedoorsandwindows。Itseemedtomethatboardingtheremustseemlikeaperpetualpicnic。AsI
enteredthedoor,anumberoftheregularboardersrushedoutofalongroom,andsetabouttryingtogetthetasteofsomethingoutoftheirmouths,bytheapplicationoftobaccoinvariousforms。A
fewimmediatelyrangedthemselvesaroundthefireplace,withtheirlegsovereachother’schairs,andinthatpositionsilentlyresignedthemselvestoindigestion。Rememberingthepie,Iwaivedtheinvitationofthelandlordtosupper,butsufferedmyselftobeconductedintothesitting-room。"Minehost"wasamagnificent-
looking,heavilybeardedspecimenoftheanimalman。Heremindedmeofsomebodyorsomethingconnectedwiththedrama。Iwassittingbesidethefire,mutelywonderingwhatitcouldbe,andtryingtofollowtheparticularchordofmemorythustouched,intotheintricatepast,whenalittledelicate-lookingwomanappearedatthedoor,and,leaningheavilyagainstthecasing,saidinanexhaustedtone,"Husband!"Asthelandlordturnedtowardher,thatparticularremembranceflashedbeforemeinasinglelineofblankverse。Itwasthis:"Twosoulswithbutonesinglethought,twoheartsthatbeatasone。"
ItwasIngomarandPartheniahiswife。Iimaginedadifferentdenouementfromtheplay。IngomarhadtakenPartheniabacktothemountains,andkeptahotelforthebenefitoftheAlemanni,whoresortedthereinlargenumbers。PoorPartheniawasprettywellfaggedout,anddidalltheworkwithout"help。"Shehadtwo"youngbarbarians,"aboyandagirl。Shewasfaded,butstillgood-looking。
IsatandtalkedwithIngomar,whoseemedperfectlyathomeandtoldmeseveralstoriesoftheAlemanni,allbearingastrongflavorofthewilderness,andbeingperfectlyinkeepingwiththehouse。Howhe,Ingomar,hadkilledacertaindreadful"bar,"whoseskinwasjustup"yar,"overhisbed。Howhe,Ingomar,hadkilledseveral"bucks,"whoseskinshadbeenprettilyfringedandembroideredbyParthenia,andevennowclothedhim。Howhe,Ingomar,hadkilledseveral"Injins,"andwasoncenearlyscalpedhimself。Allthiswiththatingeniouscandorwhichisperfectlyjustifiableinabarbarian,butwhichaGreekmightfeelinclinedtolookuponas"blowing。"ThinkingoftheweariedParthenia,I
begantoconsiderforthefirsttimethatperhapsshehadbettermarriedtheoldGreek。Thenshewouldatleasthavealwayslookedneat。Thenshewouldnothavewornawoollendressflavoredwithallthedinnersofthepastyear。Thenshewouldnothavebeenobligedtowaitonthetablewithherhairhalfdown。Thenthetwochildrenwouldnothavehungaboutherskirtswithdirtyfingers,palpablydraggingherdowndaybyday。Isupposeitwasthepiewhichputsuchheartlessandimproperideasinmyhead,andsoI
roseupandtoldIngomarIbelievedI’dgotobed。Precededbythatredoubtablebarbarianandaflaringtallowcandle,Ifollowedhimupstairstomyroom。Itwastheonlysingleroomhehad,hetoldme;hehadbuiltitfortheconvenienceofmarriedpartieswhomightstophere,but,thateventnothappeningyet,hehadleftithalffurnished。Ithadclothononeside,andlargecracksontheother。Thewind,whichalwayssweptoverWingdamatnight-time,puffedthroughtheapartmentfromdifferentapertures。Thewindowwastoosmallfortheholeinthesideofthehousewhereithung,andrattlednoisily。Everythinglookedcheerlessanddispiriting。
BeforeIngomarleftme,hebroughtthat"bar-skin,"andthrowingitoverthesolemnbierwhichstoodinonecorner,toldmehereckonedthatwouldkeepmewarm,andthenbademegoodnight。Iundressedmyself,thelightblowingoutinthemiddleofthatceremony,crawledunderthe"bar-skin,"andtriedtocomposemyselftosleep。
ButIwasstaringlywideawake。Iheardthewindsweepdownthemountain-side,andtossthebranchesofthemelancholypine,andthenenterthehouse,andtryallthedoorsalongthepassage。
Sometimesstrongcurrentsofairblewmyhairalloverthepillow,aswithstrangewhisperingbreaths。Thegreentimberalongthewallsseemedtobesprouting,andsentadampnesseventhroughthe"bar-skin。"IfeltlikeRobinsonCrusoeinhistree,withtheladderpulledup,——orliketherockedbabyofthenurserysong。
Afterlyingawakehalfanhour,IregrettedhavingstoppedatWingdam;attheendofthethirdquarter,IwishedIhadnotgonetobed;andwhenarestlesshourpassed,Igotupanddressedmyself。Therehadbeenafiredowninthebigroom。Perhapsitwasstillburning。Iopenedthedoorandgropedmywayalongthepassage,vocalwiththesnoresoftheAlemanniandthewhistlingofthenightwind;Ipartlyfelldownstairs,andatlastenteringthebigroom,sawthefirestillburning。Idrewachairtowardit,pokeditwithmyfoot,andwasastonishedtosee,bytheupspringingflash,thatPartheniawassittingtherealso,holdingafaded-lookingbaby。
Iaskedherwhyshewassittingup。
"ShedidnotgotobedonWednesdaynightbeforethemailarrived,andthensheawokeherhusband,andtherewerepassengersto’tendto。"
"Didshenotgettiredsometimes?"
"Alittle,butAbner"(thebarbarian’sChristianname)"hadpromisedtogethermorehelpnextspring,ifbusinesswasgood。"
"Howmanyboardershadshe?"
"Shebelievedaboutfortycametoregularmeals,andtherewastransientcustom,whichwasasmuchassheandherhusbandcould’tendto。ButHEdidagreatdealofwork。"
"Whatwork?"
"O,bringinginthewood,andlookingafterthetraders’things。"
"Howlonghadshebeenmarried?"
"Aboutnineyears。Shehadlostalittlegirlandboy。Threechildrenliving。HEwasfromIllinois。ShefromBoston。Hadaneducation(BostonFemaleHighSchool,——Geometry,Algebra,alittleLatinandGreek)。Motherandfatherdied。CametoIllinoisalone,toteachschool。SawHIM——yes——alovematch。"("Twosouls,"etc。,etc。)"MarriedandemigratedtoKansas。ThenceacrossthePlainstoCalifornia。Alwaysontheoutskirtsofcivilization。HElikedit。
"Shemightsometimeshavewishedtogohome。Wouldliketoonaccountofherchildren。Wouldliketogivethemaneducation。
Hadtaughtthemalittleherself,butcouldn’tdomuchonaccountofotherwork。Hopedthattheboywouldbelikehisfather,strongandhearty。Wasfearfulthegirlwouldbemorelikeher。Hadoftenthoughtshewasnotfitforapioneer’swife。"
"Why?"
"O,shewasnotstrongenough,andhadseensomeofhisfriends’
wivesinKansaswhocoulddomorework。Buthenevercomplained,——
wassokind。"("Twosouls,"etc。)
Sittingtherewithherheadleaningpensivelyononehand,holdingthepoor,wearied,andlimp-lookingbabywearilyontheotherarm,dirty,drabbled,andforlorn,withthefirelightplayinguponherfeaturesnolongerfreshoryoung,butstillrefinedanddelicate,andeveninhergrotesqueslovenlinessstillbearingafaintreminiscenceofbirthandbreeding,itwasnottobewonderedthatIdidnotfallintoexcessiverapturesoverthebarbarian’skindness。Emboldenedbymysympathy,shetoldmehowshehadgivenup,littlebylittle,whatsheimaginedtobetheweaknessofherearlyeducation,untilshefoundthatsheacquiredbutlittlestrengthinhernewexperience。How,translatedtoabackwoodssociety,shewashatedbythewomen,andcalledproudand"fine,"
andhowherdearhusbandlostpopularityonthataccountwithhisfellows。How,ledpartlybyhisrovinginstincts,andpartlyfromothercircumstances,hestartedwithhertoCalifornia。Anaccountofthattediousjourney。Howitwasadreary,drearywasteinhermemory,onlyablankplainmarkedbyalittlecairnofstones,——achild’sgrave。HowshehadnoticedthatlittleWilliefailed。HowshehadcalledAbner’sattentiontoit,but,man-like,heknewnothingaboutchildren,andpooh-poohedit,andwasworriedbythestock。HowithappenedthataftertheyhadpassedSweetwater,shewaswalkingbesidethewagononenight,andlookingatthewesternsky,andsheheardalittlevoicesay"Mother。"HowshelookedintothewagonandsawthatlittleWilliewassleepingcomfortablyanddidnotwishtowakehim。Howthatinafewmomentsmoresheheardthesamevoicesaying"Mother。"Howshecamebacktothewagonandleaneddownoverhim,andfelthisbreathuponherface,andagaincoveredhimuptenderly,andoncemoreresumedherwearyjourneybesidehim,prayingtoGodforhisrecovery。Howwithherfaceturnedtotheskysheheardthesamevoicesaying"Mother,"
anddirectlyagreatbrightstarshotawayfromitsbrethrenandexpired。Andhowsheknewwhathadhappened,andrantothewagonagainonlytopillowalittlepinchedandcoldwhitefaceuponherwearybosom。Thethinredhandswentuptohereyeshere,andforafewmomentsshesatstill。Thewindtoreroundthehouseandmadeafranticrushatthefrontdoor,andfromhiscouchofskinsintheinnerroom——Ingomar,thebarbarian,snoredpeacefully。
"Ofcourseshealwaysfoundaprotectorfrominsultandoutrageinthegreatcourageandstrengthofherhusband?"
"Oyes;whenIngomarwaswithhershefearednothing。Butshewasnervousandhadbeenfrightenedonce!"
"How?"
"TheyhadjustarrivedinCalifornia。Theykepthousethen,andhadtosellliquortotraders。Ingomarwashospitable,anddrankwitheverybody,forthesakeofpopularityandbusiness,andIngomargottolikeliquor,andwaseasilyaffectedbyit。Andhowonenighttherewasaboisterouscrowdinthebar-room;shewentinandtriedtogethimaway,butonlysucceededinawakeningthecoarsegallantryofthehalf-crazedrevellers。Andhow,whenshehadatlastgothimintheroomwithherfrightenedchildren,hesankdownonthebedinastupor,whichmadeherthinktheliquorwasdrugged。Andhowshesatbesidehimallnight,andnearmorningheardastepinthepassage,and,lookingtowardthedoor,sawthelatchslowlymovingupanddown,asifsomebodyweretryingit。Andhowsheshookherhusband,andtriedtowakenhim,butwithouteffect。Andhowatlastthedooryieldedslowlyatthetop(itwasboltedbelow),asifbyagradualpressurewithout;andhowahandprotrudedthroughtheopening。Andhowasquickaslightningshenailedthathandtothewallwithherscissors(heronlyweapon),butthepointbroke,andsomebodygotawaywithafearfuloath。Howshenevertoldherhusbandofit,forfearhewouldkillthatsomebody;buthowononedayastrangercalledhere,andasshewashandinghimhiscoffee,shesawaqueertriangularscaronthebackofhishand。"
Shewasstilltalking,andthewindwasstillblowing,andIngomarwasstillsnoringfromhiscouchofskins,whentherewasashouthighupthestragglingstreet,andaclatteringofhoofs,andrattlingofwheels。Themailhadarrived。PartheniaranwiththefadedbabytoawakenIngomar,andalmostsimultaneouslythegallantexpressmanstoodagainbeforemeaddressingmebymyChristianname,andinvitingmetodrinkoutofamysteriousblackbottle。
Thehorseswerespeedilywatered,andthebusinessofthegallantexpressmanconcluded,and,biddingPartheniagoodby,Igotonthestage,andimmediatelyfellasleep,anddreamtofcallingonPartheniaandIngomar,andbeingtreatedwithpietoanunlimitedextent,untilIwokeupthenextmorninginSacramento。Ihavesomedoubtsastowhetherallthiswasnotadyspepticdream,butI
neverwitnessthedrama,andhearthatnoblesentimentconcerning"Twosouls,"etc。,withoutthinkingofWingdamandpoorParthenia。