首页 >出版文学> A Knight of the Cumberland>第1章
  CONTENTS
  I。TheBlightintheHillsII。OntheWildDog’sTrailIII。TheAuricularTalentoftheHon。SamuelBuddIV。CloseQuartersV。BacktotheHillsVI。TheGreatDayVII。AtLast——TheTournamentVIII。TheKnightPassesAKNIGHTOFTHECUMBERLAND
  I
  THEBLIGHTINTHEHILLS
  HighnoonofacrispOctoberday,sunshinefloodingtheearthwiththewarmthandlightofoldwineand,goingsingle-fileupthroughthejaggedgapthatthedrippingofwaterhasworndownthroughtheCumberlandMountainsfromcresttovalley-level,agrayhorseandtwobigmules,amanandtwoyounggirls。Onthegrayhorse,Iledthetortuousway。Aftermecamemysmallsister——andafterherandlikeher,mule-
  back,rodetheBlight——dressedasshewouldbeforagallopinCentralParkortorideahunterinahorseshow。
  Iwastakingthem,accordingtopromise,wherethefeetofotherwomenthanmountaineershadnevertrod——beyondthecrestoftheBigBlack——tothewatersoftheCumberland——thelairofmoonshinerandfeudsman,whereisyetpocketedacivilizationthat,elsewhere,islongagogone。ThishadbeenapetdreamoftheBlight’sforalongtime,andnowthedreamwascomingtrue。TheBlightwasinthehills。
  Nobodyeverwenttohermother’shousewithoutaskingtoseeherevenwhenshewasalittlethingwithblackhair,merryfaceandblackeyes。Bothmenandwomen,withchildrenoftheirown,havetoldmethatshewas,perhaps,themostfascinatingchildthateverlived。Therebesomewhoclaimthatshehasneverchanged——andIamamongthem。Shebeganearly,regardlessofage,sexorpreviousconditionofservitude——shecontinuesrecklesslyasshebegan——andnonemakescomplaint。Thuswasitinherownworld——thusitwaswhenshecametomine。OnthewaydownfromtheNorth,theconductor’svoicechangedfromacommandtoarequestwhenheaskedforherticket。Thejacketedlordofthedining-carsawherfromafarandadvancedtoshowhertoaseat——thatshemightrideforward,sitnexttoashadedwindowandbefreefromtheglareofthesunontheotherside。Twoportersmadearushforherbagwhenshegotoffthecar,andtheproprietorofthelittlehotelinthelittletownwherewehadtowaitseveralhoursforthetrainintothemountainsgaveherthebridalchamberforanafternoonnap。Fromthislittletownto``TheGap’’istheworstsixty-mileride,perhaps,intheworld。Shesatinadirtyday-coach;thesmokerolledinatthewindowsanddoors;thecarsshookandswayedandlumberedaroundcurvesanddownandupgorges;therewereaboutherroughmen,cryingchildren,slatternlywomen,tobaccojuice,peanuts,popcornandapplecores,butdainty,sereneandasmerryasever,shesatthroughthatridewitharadiantsmile,herkeenblackeyesnotingeverythingunlovelywithinandthegloryofhill,treeandchasmwithout。
  Nextmorningathome,whereweriseearly,noonewasallowedtowakenherandshehadbreakfastinbed——fortheBlight’sgentletyrannywasestablishedonsightandvariednotattheGap。
  Whenshewentdownthestreetthatdayeverybodystaredsurreptitiouslyandwithperfectrespect,asherdaintyblackplumedfigurepassed;thepost-officeclerkcouldbarelybringhimselftosaythattherewasnoletterforher。Thesoda-fountainboynearlyfilledherglasswithsyrupbeforehesawthathewasnotstrictlymindinghisownbusiness;theclerk,whenI
  boughtchocolateforher,unblushinglyaddedextraweightand,aswewentback,shemetthemboth——Marston,theyoungengineerfromtheNorth,crossingthestreetand,atthesamemoment,adrunkenyoungtoughwithaninfuriatedfacereelinginarunaroundthecorneraheadofusasthoughhewerebeingpursued。
  NowwehaveavolunteerpoliceguardsomefortystrongattheGap——andfromhabit,Istartedforhim,buttheBlightcaughtmyarmtight。Theyoungengineerinthreestrideshadreachedthecurb-stoneandallhesternlysaidwas:
  ``Here!Here!’’
  Thedrunkenyouthwheeledandhisrighthandshottowardhishippocket。
  Theengineerwasbeltedwithapistol,butwithonelightningmovementandanincrediblylongreach,hisrightfistcaughtthefellow’sjawsothathepitchedbackwardandcollapsedlikeanemptybag。
  ThentheengineercaughtsightoftheBlight’sbewilderedface,flushed,grippedhishandsinfrontofhimandsimplystared。Atlasthesawme:
  ``Oh,’’hesaid,``howdoyoudo?’’
  andheturnedtohisprisoner,butthepantingsergeantandanotherpoliceman——
  alsoavolunteer——werealreadyliftinghimtohisfeet。IintroducedtheboyandtheBlightthen,andforthefirsttimeinmylifeIsawtheBlight——shaken。Round-
  eyed,shemerelygazedathim。
  ``Thatwasprettywelldone,’’Isaid。
  ``Oh,hewasdrunkandIknewhewouldbeslow。’’Nowsomethingcurioushappened。Thedazedprisonerwasonhisfeet,andhiscaptorswerestartingwithhimtothecalaboosewhenheseemedsuddenlytocometohissenses。
  ``Jeswaitaminute,willye?’’hesaidquietly,andhiscaptors,thinkingperhapsthathewantedtosaysomethingtome,stopped。Themountainyouthturnedastrangelysoberedfaceandfixedhisblueeyesontheengineerasthoughheweresearingeveryfeatureofthatimperturbableyoungmaninhisbrainforever。Itwasnotabadface,buttheavenginghatredinitwasfearful。Thenhe,too,sawtheBlight,hisfacecalmedmagicallyandhe,too,staredather,andturnedawaywithanoathcheckedathislips。Wewenton——theBlightthrilled,forshehadheardmuchofourvolunteerforceattheGapandhadseensomethingalready。PresentlyIlookedback。PrisonerandcaptorswereclimbingthelittlehilltowardthecalabooseandthemountainboyjustthenturnedhisheadandIcouldswearthathiseyessoughtnottheengineer,whomweleftatthecorner,but,liketheengineer,hewaslookingattheBlight。WhereatI
  didnotwonder——particularlyastotheengineer。HehadbeeninthemountainsforalongtimeandIknewwhatthisvisionfromhomemeanttohim。Heturnedupatthehousequiteearlythatnight。
  ``I’mnotondutyuntileleven,’’hesaidhesitantly,``andIthoughtI’d————’’
  ``Comerightin。’’
  IaskedhimafewquestionsaboutbusinessandthenIlefthimandtheBlightalone。WhenIcamebackshehadaGatlinggunofeagerquestionsrangedonhimand——happywithal——hewassquirmingnolittle。Ifollowedhimtothegate。
  ``AreyoureallygoingoverintothoseGod-forsakenmountains?’’heasked。
  ``IthoughtIwould。’’
  ``AndyouaregoingtotakeHER?’’
  ``Andmysister。’’
  ``Oh,Ibegyourpardon。’’Hestrodeaway。
  ``Comingupbythemines?’’hecalledback。
  ``Perhapswillyoushowusaround?’’
  ``IguessIwill,’’hesaidemphatically,andhewentontoriskhisneckonaten-
  mileridealongamountainroadinthedark。
  ``ILIKEaman,’’saidtheBlight。``I
  likeaMAN。’’
  OfcoursetheBlightmustseeeverything,sosheinsistedongoingtothepolicecourtnextmorningforthetrialofthemountainboy。Theboywasinthewitnesschairwhenwegotthere,andtheHon。SamuelBuddwashiscounsel。Hehadvolunteeredtodefendtheprisoner,I
  wassoontold,andthenIunderstood。
  TheNovemberelectionwasnotfaroffandtheHon。SamuelBuddwascandidateforlegislature。Moreeven,theboy’sfatherwasawarmsupporterofMr。Buddandtheboyhimselfmightperhapsrendergoodserviceinthecausewhenthetimecame——
  asindeedhedid。OnoneofthefrontchairssattheyoungengineeranditwasaquestionwhetherheortheprisonersawtheBlight’sblackplumesfirst。Theeyesofbothflashedtowardhersimultaneously,theengineercoloredperceptiblyandthemountainboystoppedshortinspeechandhispallidfaceflushedwithunmistakableshame。Thenhewenton:``Hehadliqueredup,’’hesaid,``andhadgottightaforeheknoweditandhedidn’tmeannoharmandhadneverbeenarrestedaforeinhiswholelife。’’
  ``Haveyoueverbeendrunkbefore?’’
  askedtheprosecutingattorneyseverely。
  Theladlookedsurprised。
  ``Co’seIhave,butIain’tgoin’toagin——leastwisenotinthisheretown。’’Therewasagenerallaughatthisandtheagedmayorrappedloudly。
  ``Thatwilldo,’’saidtheattorney。
  Theladsteppeddown,hitchedhischairslightlysothathisbackwastotheBlight,sankdowninituntilhisheadrestedonthebackofthechairandcrossedhislegs。
  TheHon。SamuelBuddaroseandtheBlightlookedathimwithwonder。Hislongyellowhairwaspartedinthemiddleandbrushedwithplaster-likeprecisionbehindtwoenormousears,heworespectacles,gold-rimmedandwithgreatstaringlenses,andhisfacewassmoothandageless。Hecaressedhischinruminatinglyandrolledhislipsuntiltheysettledintoafineresultantofwisdom,patience,tolerationandfirmness。Hismannerwasprofoundandhisvoiceoilyandsoothing。
  ``MayitpleaseyourHonor——myyoungfriendfranklypleadsguilty。’’Hepausedasthoughthemajestyofthelawcouldasknomore。``Heisayoungmanofnaturallyhighandsomewhat——naturally,too,nodoubt——bibulousspirits。Homoepathically——
  ifinversely——theresultwaslogical。
  Intheuntrammelledlifeoftheliberty-
  breathingmountains,wherethesternspiritoflawandorder,ofwhichyourHonoristheaugustsymbol,doesnotprevailasitdoeshere——thankstoyourHonor’swiseandjustdispensations——theladhas,I
  maysay,naturallyacquiredacertainrecklessnessofmood——indulgencewhich,howevereasilycondonedthere,mustherebesternlyrebuked。Atthesametime,heknewnottheconditionshere,hebecameexhilaratedwithoutmalice,prepenseyoreven,Imaysay,consciousness。Hewouldnothavedoneashehas,ifhehadknownwhatheknowsnow,and,knowing,hewillnotrepeattheoffence。Ineedsaynomore。IpleadsimplythatyourHonorwilltemperthejusticethatisonlyyourswiththemercythatisyours——only。’’
  HisHonorwasvisiblyaffectedandtocoverit——hismethodsbeinginformal——hesaidwithsharpirrelevancy:
  ``Whobailedthisyoungfelleroutlastnight?’’Thesergeantspoke:
  ``Why,Mr。Marstonthar’’——withoutstretchedfingertowardtheyoungengineer。TheBlight’sblackeyesleapedwithexultantappreciationandtheengineerturnedcrimson。HisHonorrolledhisquidaroundinhismouthonce,andpeeredoverhisglasses:
  ``Ifinethisyoungfellertwodollarsandcosts。’’Theyoungfellowhadturnedslowlyinhischairandhisblueeyesblazedattheengineerwithunappeasablehatred。
  IdoubtifhehadheardhisHonor’svoice。
  ``IwantyetoknowthatI’mobleegedtoyean’Iain’ta-goin’tofergitit;butifI’daknownhitwasyouI’dastayedinjailan’seenyouinhellaforeI’dabeenboundentoye。’’
  ``Tendollarsfercontemptofcouht。’’
  Theboywashotnow。
  ``Oh,fineandbe——’’TheHon。SamuelBuddhadhimbytheshoulder,theboyswallowedhisvoiceandhisstartingtearsofrage,andafterawhispertohisHonor,theHon。Samuelledhimout。Outside,theengineerlaughedtotheBlight:
  ``Prettypeppery,isn’the?’’buttheBlightsaidnothing,andlaterwesawtheyouthonagrayhorsecrossingthebridgeandconductedbytheHon。SamuelBudd,whostoppedandwavedhimtowardthemountains。Theboywentonandacrosstheplateau,thegrayGapswallowedhim。
  Thatnight,atthepost-office,theHon。
  Sampluckedmeasidebythesleeve。
  ``IknowMarstonisaginmeinthisrace——butI’lldohimagoodturnjustthesame。Youtellhimtowatchoutforthatyoungfellow。He’sallrightwhenhe’ssober,butwhenhe’sdrunk——well,overinKentucky,theycallhimtheWildDog。’’
  SeveraldayslaterwestartedoutthroughthatsameGap。TheglumstablemanlookedattheBlight’sgirthsthreetimes,andwithmyowneyesstartingandmyheartinmymouth,Isawherpassbehindhersixteen-hand-highmuleandgivehimafriendlytapontherumpasshewentby。
  Thebeastgaveanappreciativeflopofoneearandthatwasall。HadIdonethat,anyfurtherbenefittomeorminewouldbeincorporatedinthetermsofaninsurancepolicy。So,statingthis,IbelieveI
  statethelimitandcannowgoontosayatlastthatitwasbecausesheseemedtobelovedbymanandbrutealikethatabigmanofherowntown,whosebody,bigasitwas,wasyettoosmallforhisheartandfromwhosebrainthingswentoffatqueerangles,alwayschristenedherperverselyas——``TheBlight。’’
  II
  ONTHEWILDDOG’STRAIL
  SoupwewentpastBeeRock,Preacher’sCreekandLittleLooney,pastthemineswherehighona``tipple’’stoodtheyoungengineerlookingdownatus,andlookingaftertheBlightaswepassedonintoadimrockyavenuewalledoneachsidewithrhododendrons。Iwavedathimandshookmyhead——wewouldseehimcomingback。Beyondadesertedlog-
  cabinweturnedupaspurofthemountain。
  Aroundaclumpofbusheswecameonagray-beardedmountaineerholdinghishorsebythebridleandfromacoverthighabovetwomoremenappearedwithWinchesters。TheBlightbreathedforthanawedwhisper:
  ``Aretheymoonshiners?’’
  Inoddedsagely,``Mostlikely,’’andtheBlightwasthrilled。Theymighthavebeensquirrel-huntersmostinnocent,buttheBlighthadheardmuchtalkofmoonshinestillsandmountainfeudsandthemenwhorunthemandItooktheriskofdenyinghernothing。Upandupwewent,thosetwomulesswayingfromsidetosidewithamotionlittleshortofelephantineand,byandby,theBlightcalledout:
  ``Yourideaheadanddon’tyouDARE
  lookback。’’
  AccustomedtoobeyingtheBlight’sorders,Irodeaheadwitheyestothefront。
  Presently,ashriekmademeturnsuddenly。
  Itwasnothing——mylittlesister’smulehadgonenearasteepcliff——perilouslynear,asitsriderthought,butIsawwhyImustnotlookback;thosetwolittlegirlswereridingastrideonside-saddles,thebootedlittlerightfootofeachdanglingstirrupless——aposturequitedecorousbutludicrous。
  ``Letusknowifanybodycomes,’’theycried。Amountaineerdescendedintosightaroundaloopofthepathabove。
  ``Changecars,’’Ishouted。
  Theychangedand,passing,weregrave,demure——thentheychangedagain,andthusweclimbed。
  Suchagloryaswasbelow,aroundandaboveus;theairlikechampagne;thesunlightrichandpouringlikeafloodonthegoldthatthebeecheshadstrewninthepath,onthegoldthatthepoplarsstillshookhighaboveandshimmeringontheroyalscarletofthemapleandthesombrerussetoftheoak。Fromfarbelowustofaraboveusadeepcurvingravinewasslashedintothemountainsideasbyonestrokeofagiganticscimitar。Thedarknessdeepdownwaslightedupwithcoolgreen,interfusedwithliquidgold。Russetandyellowsplashedthemountainsidesbeyondandhighupthemapleswereinashakingblaze。TheBlight’sswifteyestookallinandwithindrawnbreathshedrankitalldeepdown。
  Anhourbysunwewerenearthetop,whichwasbaredoftreesandturnedintorichfarm-landcoveredwithblue-grass。
  Alongtheseuplandpastures,dottedwithgrazingcattle,andacrossthemwerodetowardthemountainwildernessesontheotherside,downintowhichazigzagpathwrigglesalongthesteepfrontofBenham’sspur。Attheedgeofthesteepwasacabinandabushy-beardedmountaineer,wholookedlikeabrigand,answeredmyhail。He``mought’’keepusallnight,buthe’d``ruthernot,aswecouldgitaplacetostaydownthespur。’’Couldwegetdownbeforedark?Themountaineerliftedhiseyestowherethesunwasbreakingthehorizonofthewestintostreaksandsplashesofyellowandcrimson。
  ``Oh,yes,youcangittharaforedark。’’
  NowIknewthatthemountaineer’sideaofdistanceisvague——butheknowshowlongittakestogetfromoneplacetoanother。Sowestarteddown——droppingatonceintothickdarkwoods,andaswewentloopingdown,thedeeperwasthegloom。Thatsunhadsuddenlyseveredallconnectionwiththelawsofgravityandsunk,anditwasallthedarkerbecausethestarswerenotout。Thepathwassteepandcoileddownwardlikeawoundedsnake。Inoneplaceatreehadfallenacrossit,andtoreachthenextcoilofthepathbelowwasdangerous。SoIhadthegirlsdismountandIledthegrayhorsedownonhishaunches。Themulesrefusedtofollow,whichwasratherunusual。I
  wentbackandfromasafedistanceintherearIbelaboredthemdown。Theycaredneitherforgrayhorsenorcrookedpath,butturnedoftheirowndevilishwillsalongthebushymountainside。AsIranafterthemthegrayhorsestartedcalmlyondownandthosetwogirlsshriekedwithlaughter——theyknewnobetter。Firstonewayandthentheotherdownthemountainwentthosemules,withmeafterthem,throughthickbushes,overlogs,stumpsandbowldersandholes——crossingthepathadozentimes。Whatthatpathwasthereforneveroccurredtothoselong-earedhalfasses,wholefools,andbyandby,whenthegirlstriedtoshoothemdowntheyclamberedaroundandabovethemandstruckthepathbackupthemountain。
  Thehorsehadgonedownoneway,themulesuptheother,andtherewasnohealthinanything。Thegirlscouldnotgoup——sotherewasnothingtodobutgodown,which,hardasitwas,waseasierthangoingup。Thepathwasnotvisiblenow。OnceinawhileIwouldstumblefromitandcrashthroughthebushestothenextcoilbelow。FinallyIwentdown,slidingonefootaheadallthetime——knowingthatwhenleavesrustledunderthatfootIwasonthepointofgoingastray。
  SometimesIhadtolightamatchtomakesureoftheway,andthustheridiculousdescentwasmadewiththosegirlsinhighspiritsbehind。Indeed,thedarker,rockier,steeperitgot,themoretheyshriekedfrompurejoy——butIwasanythingthanhappy。Itwasdangerous。I
  didn’tknowthecliffsandhighrockswemightskirtandanunluckyguidancemightlandusinthecreek-bedfardown。
  Buttheblessedstarscameout,themoonpeeredoverafarthermountainandonthelastspurtherewasthegrayhorsebrowsinginthepath——andthesoundofrunningwaternotfarbelow。Fortunatelyonthegrayhorsewerethesaddle-bagsofthechatteringinfantswhothoughtthewholethingamightylark。Wereachedtherunningwater,struckaflockofgeeseandknew,inconsequence,thathumanitywassomewherenear。Afewturnsofthecreekandabeaconlightshonebelow。
  Thepalesofapicketfence,thecheeringoutlinesofalog-cabincameinviewandatapeakedgateIshouted:
  ``Hello!’’
  Youenternomountaineer’syardwithoutthatannouncingcry。Itwasmediaeval,theBlightsaid,positively——twolorndamsels,abenightedknightpartiallystrippedofhisarmorbybushandsharp-edgedrock,agraypalfrey(shedidn’tmentiontheimpatientassesthathadturnedhomeward)
  andshewishedIhadahorntowind。Iwanteda``horn’’badlyenough——butitwasnotthekindmenwind。Byandbywegotaresponse:
  ``Hello!’’wastheanswer,asanopeneddoorletoutintotheyardabroadbandoflight。Couldwestayallnight?Thevoicerepliedthattheownerwouldsee``Pap。’’``Pap’’seemedwilling,andtheboyopenedthegateandintothehousewenttheBlightandthelittlesister。
  Shortly,Ifollowed。
  There,allinoneroom,lightedbyahugewood-fire,raftersabove,puncheonfloorbeneath——cane-bottomedchairsandtwobedstheonlyfurniture-``pap,’’
  barefooted,theoldmotherinthechimney-
  cornerwithapipe,stringsofredpepper-
  pods,beansandherbshangingaroundandabove,amarrieddaughterwithachildatherbreast,twoorthreechildrenwithyellowhairandbarefeetalllookingwithalltheireyesatthetwovisitorswhohaddroppeduponthemfromanotherworld。
  TheBlight’seyeswerebrighterthanusual——thatwastheonlysignshegavethatshewasnotinherowndrawing-
  room。Apparentlyshesawnothingstrangeorunusualeven,buttherewasreallynothingthatshedidnotseeorhearandabsorb,asfewothersthantheBlightcan。
  Straightway,theoldwomanknockedtheashesoutofherpipe。
  ``Ireckonyouhain’thadnothin’toeat,’’shesaidanddisappeared。Theoldmanaskedquestions,theyoungmotherrockedherbabyonherknees,thechildrengotlessshyanddrewnearthefireplace,theBlightandthelittlesisterexchangedafurtivesmileandthecontrastoftheextremesinAmericancivilization,asshowninthatlittlecabin,interestedmemightily。
  ``Yersnack’sready,’’saidtheoldwoman。Theoldmancarriedthechairsintothekitchen,andwhenIfollowedthegirlswereseated。Thechairsweresolowthattheirchinscamebarelyovertheirplates,anddemureandseriousastheyweretheysurelylookedmostcomical。Therewastheusualbaconandcorn-breadandpotatoesandsourmilk,andthetwogirlsstruggledwiththerudefarenobly。
  AftersupperIjoinedtheoldmanandtheoldwomanwithapipe——exchangingmytobaccofortheirlonggreenwithmoresatisfactionprobablytomethantothem,forthelonggreenwasgood,andstrongandfragrant。
  TheoldwomanaskedtheBlightandthelittlesistermanyquestionsandthey,inturn,showedgreatinterestinthebabyinarms,whereattheeighteen-year-oldmotherblushedandlookedgreatlypleased。
  ``Yougotmightypurtyblackeyes,’’
  saidtheoldwomantotheBlight,andnottoslightthelittlesistersheadded,``An’
  yougotmightypurtyteeth。’’
  TheBlightshowedhersinaradiantsmileandtheoldwomanturnedbacktoher。
  ``Oh,you’vegotboth,’’shesaidandsheshookherhead,asthoughshewerethinkingofthedamagetheyhaddone。
  Itwasmytimenow——toaskquestions。
  Theydidn’thavemanyamusementsonthatcreek,Idiscovered——andnodances。
  Sometimestheboyswentcoon-huntingandtherewerecorn-shuckings,house-raisingsandquilting-parties。
  ``Doesanybodyroundhereplaythebanjo?’’
  ``Noneo’myboys,’’saidtheoldwoman,``butTomGreen’ssondownthecreek——hefollerspickin’thebanjoaleetle。’’
  ``Followspickin’’’——theBlightdidnotmissthatphrase。
  ``Whatdoyoufollerferalivin’?’’theoldmanaskedmesuddenly。
  ``Iwriteforaliving。’’Hethoughtawhile。
  ``Well,itmustbepurtyfinetohaveagoodhandwrite。’’ThisnearlydissolvedtheBlightandthelittlesister,buttheyheldonheroically。
  ``Istheremuchfightingaroundhere?’’
  Iaskedpresently。
  ``Notmuch’ceptwhenoneyoungfelleruptherivergetstotearin’upthings。I
  heerdashowhewasovertotheGaplastweek——raisin’hell。Hecomesbyhereonhiswayhome。’’TheBlight’seyesopenedwide——apparentlywewereonhistrail。
  ItisnotwiseforamemberofthepoliceguardattheGaptoshowtoomuchcuriosityaboutthelawlessonesofthehills,andIaskednoquestions。
  ``TheycallshimtheWildDogoverhere,’’headded,andthenheyawnedcavernously。
  Ilookedaroundwithdiviningeyeforthesleepingarrangementssoontocome,whichsometimesareembarrassingto``furriners’’whoareunabletograspatoncetheprimitiveunconsciousnessofthemountaineersand,inconsequence,acceptapointofviewnaturaltothembecauseenforcedbyarchitecturallimitationsandahospitalitythatturnsnooneseekingshelterfromanydoor。Theywere,however,betterpreparedthanIhadhopedfor。
  Theyhadaspareroomontheporchandjustoutsidethedoor,andwhentheoldwomanledthetwogirlstoit,Ifollowedwiththeirsaddle-bags。Theroomwasaboutsevenfeetbysixandwaswindowless。
  ``You’dbetterleaveyourdooropenalittle,’’Isaid,``oryou’llsmotherinthere。’’
  ``Well,’’saidtheoldwoman,``hit’sallrighttoleavethedooropen。Nothin’sgoin’terbotherye,butoneo’mysonsisoutacoon-huntin’andhemoughtcomein,notknowin’you’rethar。Butyoujes’
  holleran’he’llmoveon。’’Shemeantpreciselywhatshesaidandsawnohumoratallinsuchapossibility——butwhenthedoorclosed,Icouldhearthosegirlsstiflingshrieksoflaughter。
  Literally,thatnight,Iwasamemberofthefamily。Ihadabedtomyself(thefollowingnightIwasnotsofortunate)——
  inonecorner;behindtheheadofminetheoldwoman,thedaughter-in-lawandthebabyhadanotherintheothercorner,andtheoldmanwiththetwoboysspreadapalletonthefloor。Thatistheinvariableruleofcourtesywiththemountaineer,togivehisbedtothestrangerandtaketothefloorhimself,and,inpassing,letmesaythatnever,inalongexperience,haveIseentheslightestconsciousness——
  muchlessimmodesty——inamountaincabininmylife。Thesameattitudeonthepartofthevisitorsistakenforgranted——anyotherindeedholdsmortalpossibilitiesofoffence——sothatifthevisitorhascommonsense,allembarrassmentpassesatonce。
  Thedoorwasclosed,thefireblazedonuncovered,thesmotheredtalkandlaughterofthetwogirlsceased,thecoon-huntercamenotandthenightpassedinpeace。
  ItmusthavebeenneardaybreakthatI
  wasarousedbytheoldmanleavingthecabinandIheardvoicesandthesoundofhorses’feetoutside。Whenhecamebackhewasgrinning。
  ``Hit’syourmules。’’
  ``Whofoundthem?’’
  ``TheWildDoghad’em,’’hesaid。
  III
  THEAURICULARTALENTOFTHE
  HON。SAMUELBUDD
  BehinduscametheHon。SamuelBudd。Justwhenthesunwasslittingtheeastwithalongstreakoffire,theHon。Samuelwas,withthejocundday,standingtiptoeinhisstirrupsonthemistymountaintopandpeeringintotheravinedownwhichwehadslidthenightbefore,andhegrumblednolittlewhenhesawthathe,too,mustgetoffhishorseandslidedown。TheHon。Samuelwasambitious,Southern,andalawyer。Withoutsaying,itgoesthathewasalsoapolitician。Hewasnotanativeofthemountains,buthehadcasthisfortunesinthehighlands,andhewastakingthefirststepthathehopedwould,beforemanyyears,landhimintheNationalCapitol。Hereallyknewlittleaboutthemountaineers,evennow,andhehadneverbeenamonghisconstituentsonDevil’sFork,wherehewasboundnow。Thecampaignhadsofarbeenfullofhumorandfulloftrials——nottheleastofwhichsprangfromthefactthatitwassorghumtime。Everybodythroughthemountainswasmakingsorghum,andeverymountainchildwaseatingmolasses。
  Now,astheworldknows,thestraightestwaytotheheartofthehonestvoteristhroughthewomenoftheland,andthestraightestwaytotheheartofthewomenisthroughthechildrenoftheland;andonemethodofwinningboth,withruralpoliticians,istokissthebabieswideandfar。Soaseachinfant,atsorghumtime,hasacircleofgreen-brownstickinessabouthischubbylips,andastheHon。Samwasaverseto``longsweetenin’’’eveninhiscoffee,thisparticularpoliticaldevicejustnowwasnosmalltrialtotheHon。SamuelBudd。ButinthelanguageofoneofhisfirmestsupportersUncleTommieHendricks:
  ``TheHon。Samdonehisduty,andhedoneitdamnwell。’’
  TheissueatstakewasthesiteofthenewCourt-House——twolocalitiesclaimingtherightundisputed,becausetheyweretheonlytwoplacesinthecountywheretherewasenoughlevellandfortheCourt-
  Housetostandon。Letnomanthinkthisatrivialissue。TherehadbeenasimilaroneoverontheVirginiasideonce,andtheopposingfactionsagreedtodecidethequestionbytheancientwagerofbattle,fistandskull——twohundredmenoneachside——andthewomenofthecountywithdifficultypreventedthefight。Justnow,Mr。Buddwasonhiswayto``ThePocket’’——thevotingplaceofonefaction——wherehehadneverbeen,wherethehostilityagainsthimwasmostbitter,and,thatday,heknewhewas``upagainst’’
  Waterloo,thecrossingoftheRubicon,holdingthepassatThermopylae,oranyotherhistoricalcrisisinthehistoryofman。IwassaddlingthemuleswhenthecacklingofgeeseinthecreekannouncedthecomingoftheHon。SamuelBudd,comingwithhischinonhisbreast-deepinthought。Stillhiseyesbeamedcheerily,heliftedhisslouchedhatgallantlytotheBlightandthelittlesister,andhewouldwaitforustojogalongwithhim。Itoldhimofourtroubles,meanwhile。TheWildDoghadrestoredourmulesandtheHon。Sambeamed:
  ``He’sawonder——whereishe?’’
  ``Heneverwaited——evenforthanks。’’
  AgaintheHon。Sambeamed:
  ``Ah!justlikehim。He’sgoneaheadtohelpme。’’
  ``Well,howdidhehappentobehere?’’
  Iasked。
  ``He’severywhere,’’saidtheHon。Sam。
  ``Howdidheknowthemuleswereours?’’
  ``Easy。Thatboyknowseverything。’’
  ``Well,whydidhebringthembackandthenleavesomysteriously?’’
  TheHon。SamsilentlypointedafingeratthelaughingBlightahead,andIlookedincredulous。
  ``Justthesame,that’sanotherreasonI
  toldyoutowarnMarston。He’salreadygotitinhisheadthatMarstonishisrival。’’
  ``Pshaw!’’Isaid——foritwastooridiculous。
  ``Allright,’’saidtheHon。Samplacidly。
  ``Thenwhydoesn’thewanttoseeher?’’
  ``Howdoyouknowheain’twatchin’
  hernow,forallweknow?Markme,’’
  headded,``youwon’tseehimatthespeakin’,butI’llbetfruitcakeagingingerbreadhe’llbesomewherearound。’’
  Sowewenton,thetwogirlsleadingthewayandtheHon。Samnowtellinghispoliticaltroublestome。Halfamiledowntheroad,asolitaryhorsemanstoodwaiting,andMr。Buddgavealowwhistle。
  ``Oneo’myrivals,’’hesaid,fromthecornerofhismouth。
  ``Mornin’,’’saidthehorseman;``lemmeseeyouaminute。’’
  Hemadeamovementtodrawaside,buttheHon。Samuelmadeacounter-
  gestureofdissent。
  ``Thisgentlemanisafriendofmine,’’
  hesaidfirmly,butwithgreatcourtesy,``andhecanhearwhatyouhavetosaytome。’’
  Themountaineerrubbedonehugehandoverhisstubblychin,threwoneofhislonglegsoverthepommelofhissaddle,anddangledaheavycowhideshoetoandfro。
  ``Wouldyoumindtellin’mewhutpayamemberoftheHouseofLegislatur’gitsaday?’’
  TheHon。Samlookedsurprised。
  ``Ithinkabouttwodollarsandahalf。’’
  ``An’hismeals?’’
  ``No!’’laughedMr。Budd。
  ``Well,look-eehere,stranger。I’maporemanan’I’vegotamortgageonmyfarm。Thatmoneydon’tmeannothin’toyou——butifyou’lldrawoutnowan’I
  win,I’lltellyewhutI’lldo。’’Hepausedasthoughtomakesurethatthesacrificewaspossible。``I’lljustgiveyehalfofthattwodollarsandahalfaday,asshoreasyou’rea-settin’onthathoss,andyouwon’thav’tohitadurnlicktoearnit。’’
  Ihadnotthehearttosmile——nordidtheHon。Samuel——soartlessandsimplewasthemanandsopathetichisappeal。
  ``Yousee——you’lldividemyvote,an’
  efwebothrun,oleJoshBarton’llgititshore。Efyougitouto’theway,Icanlickhimeasy。’’
  Mr。Budd’sanswerwaskind,instructive,anduplifted。
  ``Myfriend,’’saidhe,``I’msorry,butIcannotpossiblyaccedetoyourrequestforthefollowingreasons:First,itwouldnotbefairtomyconstituents;secondly,itwouldhardlybeseemingtobarterthenoblegiftofthepeopletowhichwebothaspire;thirdly,youmightlosewithmeoutoftheway;andfourthly,I’mgoingtowinwhetheryouareinthewayornot。’’
  ThehorsemanslowlycollapsedwhiletheHon。Samuelwastalking,andnowhethrewthelegback,kickedforhisstirruptwice,spatonce,andturnedhishorse’shead。
  ``Ireckonyouwill,stranger,’’hesaidsadly,``withthatgifto’gabo’yourn。’’
  Heturnedwithoutanotherwordornodofgood-byandstartedbackupthecreekwhencehehadcome。
  ``Onegone,’’saidtheHon。SamuelBuddgrimly,``andIswearI’mrightsorryforhim。’’AndsowasI。
  Anhourlaterwestrucktheriver,andanotherhourupstreambroughtustowherethecontestoftongueswastocomeabout。
  NosylvandellinArcadycouldhavebeenlovelierthanthespot。Abovetheroad,abigspringpouredaclearlittlestreamovershiningpebblesintotheriver;
  aboveitthebusheshungthickwithautumnleaves,andabovethemstoodyellowbeecheslikepillarsofpalefire。Onbothsidesoftheroadsatandsquattedthehonestvoters,sour-looking,disgruntled——adistinctlyhostilecrowd。TheBlightandmylittlesisterdrewgreatandcuriousattentionastheysatonabowlderabovethespringwhileIwentwiththeHon。SamuelBuddundertheguidanceofUncleTommieHendricks,whointroducedhimrightandleft。TheHon。Samuelwascheery,buthewasplainlynervous。Thereweretwolankyyouthswhosenames,oddlyenough,wereBudd。Astheygavehimtheirhugepawsinlifelessfashion,theHon。Samuelslappedoneontheshoulder,withthetruedemocracyofthepolitician,andsaidjocosely:
  ``Well,weBuddsmaynotbewhatyoucallgreatpeople,but,thankGod,noneofushaveeverbeeninthepenitentiary,’’
  andhelaughedloudly,thinkingthathehadscoredagreatandjollypoint。ThetwoyoungmenlookedexceedinglygraveandUncleTommiepanic-stricken。HepluckedtheHon。Sambythesleeveandledhimaside:
  ``Ireckonyoumadealeetlemistakethar。Themtwofellers’daddydiedinthepenitentiarylastspring。’’TheHon。Samwhistledmournfully,buthelookedgameenoughwhenhisopponentrosetospeak——UncleJoshBarton,whohadshort,thick,uprighthair,littlesharpeyes,andaraspingvoice。UncleJoshwastednotime:
  ``Feller-citizens,’’heshouted,``thismanisalawyer——he’sacorporationlawyer’’;thefearfulname——pronounced``lie-yer’’——rangthroughthecrowdlikeatrumpet,andlikelightningtheHon。Samwasonhisfeet。
  ``Themanwhosaysthatisaliar,’’hesaidcalmly,``andIdemandyourauthorityforthestatement。Ifyouwon’tgiveit——Ishallholdyoupersonallyresponsible,sir。’’
  Itwasastrikehome,andundertheflashingeyesthatstaredunwaveringly,throughthebiggoggles,UncleJoshhaltedandstammeredandadmittedthathemighthavebeenmisinformed。
  ``ThenIadviseyoutobemorecareful,’’
  cautionedtheHon。Samuelsharply。
  ``Feller-citizens,’’saidUncleJosh,``ifheain’tacorporationlawyer——whoisthisman?Wheredidhecomefrom?Ihavebeenbornandraisedamongyou。Youallknowme——doyouknowhim?Whut’shea-doin’now?He’safine-hairedfurriner,an’he’scomedownhyehfromthesettlemintstotellyethatyouhain’tgotnomaninyo’owndeestrictthat’sfittin’torepresentyeinthelegislatur’。Lookathim——
  lookathim!He’sgotFOUReyes!Lookathishair——hit’sPARTEDINTHEMIDDLE!’’
  Therewasastormoflaughter——UncleJoshhadmadegood——andiftheHon。
  Samuelcouldstraightwayhaveturnedbald-headedandsightless,hewouldhavebeenahappyman。Helookedsickwithhopelessness,butUncleTommieHendricks,hismentor,wasvigorouslywhisperingsomethinginhisear,andgraduallyhisfacecleared。Indeed,theHon。Samuelwassmilinglyconfidentwhenherose。
  Likehisrival,hestoodintheopenroad,andthesunbeatdownonhispartedyellowhair,sothattheeyesofallcouldsee,andthelaughterwasstillrunninground。
  ``WhoisyourUncleJosh?’’heaskedwiththreateningmildness。``IknowIwasnotbornhere,but,myfriends,Icouldn’thelpthat。AndjustassoonasIcouldgetawayfromwhereIwasborn,Icamehereand,’’hepausedwithlipspartedandlongfingeroutstretched,``and——I——came——because——IWANTED——tocome——andNOT
  becauseIHADTO。’’