CONTENTS
TheChronicleoftheDrum。PartI
PartII
Abd-el-KaderatToulon;or,TheCagedHawkTheKingofBrentford’sTestamentTheWhiteSquallPegofLimavaddyMay-DayOdeTheBalladofBouillabaisseTheMahoganyTreeTheYankeeVolunteersThePenandtheAlbumMrs。Katherine’sLanternLucy’sBirthdayTheCane-Bottom’dChairPiscatorandPiscatrixTheRoseuponmyBalconyRonsardtohisMistressAttheChurchGateTheAgeofWisdomSorrowsofWertherADoeintheCityTheLastofMay"Ah,BleakandBarrenwastheMoor"
SongoftheVioletFairyDaysPocahontasFromPocahontasLOVE-SONGSMADEEASY:——
WhatmakesmyHearttoThrillandGlow?
TheGhazul,or,OrientalLove-Song:——
TheRocksTheMerryBardTheCaiqueMyNoraToMarySerenadeTheMinaretBellsCometotheGreenwoodTreeFIVEGERMANDITTIES:——
ATragicStoryTheChapletTheKingontheTowerOnaveryOldWomanACredoFOURIMITATIONSOFBERANGER:——
LeRoid’YvetotTheKingofYvetotTheKingofBrentfordLeGrenierTheGarretRogerBontempsJollyJackIMITATIONOFHORACE:——
TohisServingBoyAdMinistramOLDFRIENDSWITHNEWFACES:——
TheKnightlyGuerdonTheAlmack’sAdieuWhentheGloomisontheGlen。
TheRedFlagDearJackCommandersoftheFaithfulWhenMoonlikeoretheHazureSeasKingCanuteFriar’sSongAtraCuraRequiescatLinesuponmySister’sPortraitTheLegendofSt。SophiaofKioffTitmarsh’sCarmenLillienseTheWillow-TreeTheWillow-Tree(anotherversion)
LYRAHIBERNICA:——
ThePimlicoPavilionTheCrystalPalaceMolony’sLamentMr。Molony’sAccountoftheBallgiventotheNepauleseAmbassadorbythePeninsularandOrientalCompanyTheBattleofLimerickLarryO’TooleTheRoseofFloraTheLastIrishGrievanceTHEBALLADSOFPOLICEMANX。:——
TheWofleNewBalladofJaneRoneyandMaryBrownTheThreeChristmasWaitsLinesonaLateHospiciousEwentTheBalladofElizaDavisDamages,TwoHundredPoundsTheKnightandtheLadyJacobHomnium’sHossTheSpeculatorsAWoefulNewBalladoftheProtestantConspiracytotakethePope’sLifeTheLamentableBalladoftheFoundlingofShoreditchTheOrganBoy’sAppealLittleBilleeTheEndofthePlayVanitasVanitatumBALLADS。
THECHRONICLEOFTHEDRUM。
PARTI。
AtParis,hardbytheMainebarriers,Whoeverwillchoosetorepair,Midstadozenofwooden-leggedwarriorsMayhaplyfallinwitholdPierre。
OnthesunshinybenchofatavernHesitsandhepratesofoldwars,AndmoistenshispipeoftobaccoWithadrinkthatisnamedafterMars。
Thebeermakeshistonguerunthequicker,Andaslongashistapneverfails,ThusoverhisfavoriteliquorOldPeterwilltellhisoldtales。
Sayshe,"Inmylife’sninetysummersStrangechangesandchancesI’veseen,——
Sohere’stoallgentlemendrummersThateverhavethump’donaskin。
"BroughtupintheartmilitaryForfourgenerationsweare;
Myancestorsdrumm’dforKingHarry,TheHuguenotladofNavarre。
AndaseachmaninlifehashisstationAccordingasFortunemayfix,WhileCondewaswavingthebaton,Mygrandsirewastrollingthesticks。
"Ah!thosewerethedaysforcommanders!
Whatgloriesmygrandfatherwon,Erebigots,andlackeys,andpandersThefortunesofFrancehadundone!
InGermany,Flanders,andHolland,——
Whatfoemanresistedusthen?
No;mygrandsirewasevervictorious,MygrandsireandMonsieurTurenne。
"Hedied:andournoblebattalionsThejadefickleFortuneforsook;
AndatBlenheim,inspiteofourvaliance,ThevictorylaywithMalbrook。
ThenewsitwasbroughttoKingLouis;
Corbleu!howhisMajestysworeWhenheheardtheyhadtakenmygrandsire:
Andtwelvethousandgentlemenmore。
"AtNamur,Ramillies,andMalplaquetWereweposted,onplainorintrench:
MalbrookonlyneedtoattackitAndawayfromhimscamper’dweFrench。
Cheerup!’tisnousetobeglum,boys,——
’Tiswritten,sincefightingbegun,Thatsometimeswefightandweconquer,Andsometimeswefightandwerun。
"Tofightandtorunwasourfate:
Ourfortuneandfamehaddeparted。
Andsoperish’dLouistheGreat,——
Old,lonely,andhalfbroken-hearted。
Hiscoffintheypeltedwithmud,Hisbodytheytriedtolayhandson;
AndsohavingburiedKingLouisTheyloyallyservedhisgreat-grandson。
"GodsavethebelovedKingLouis!
(Forsohewasnicknamedbysome,)
AndnowcamemyfathertodohisKing’sordersandbeatonthedrum。
Mygrandsirewasdead,buthisbonesMusthaveshakenI’mcertainforjoy,ToheardaddydrummingtheEnglishFromthemeadowsoffamedFontenoy。
"SowelldidhedruminthatbattleThattheenemyshow’dustheirbacks;
Corbleu!itwaspleasanttorattleThesticksandtofollowoldSaxe!
WenexthadSoubiseasaleader,Andasluckhathitschangesandfits,AtRossbach,inspiteofdad’sdrumming,’TissaidwewerebeatenbyFritz。
"Andnowdaddycross’dtheAtlantic,TodrumforMontcalmandhismen;
Morbleu!butitmakesamanfranticTothinkwewerebeatenagain!
Mydaddyhecross’dthewideocean,Mymotherbroughtmeonherneck,Andwecameintheyearfifty-sevenToguardthegoodtownofQuebec。
"Intheyearfifty-ninecametheBritons,——
FullwellIremembertheday,——
Theyknockedatourgatesforadmittance,Theirvesselsweremoor’dinourbay。
Saysourgeneral,’DrivemeyonredcoatsAwaytotheseawhencetheycome!’
SowemarchedagainstWolfeandhisbull-dogs,Wemarchedatthesoundofthedrum。
"IthinkIcanseemypoormammyWithmeinherhandasshewaits,Andourregiment,slowlyretreating,Poursbackthroughthecitadelgates。
Dearmammyshelooksintheirfaces,Andasksifherhusbandiscome?
——Heislyingallcoldontheglacis,Andwillnevermorebeatonthedrum。
"Come,drink,’tisnousetobeglum,boys,Hediedlikeasoldieringlory;
Here’saglasstothehealthofalldrum-boys,AndnowI’llcommencemyownstory。
Oncemoredidwecrossthesaltocean,Wecameintheyeareighty-one;
AndthewrongsofmyfatherthedrummerWereavengedbythedrummerhisson。
"InChesapeakeBaywewerelanded。
InvainstrovetheBritishtopass:
Rochambeauourarmiescommanded,OurshipstheywereledbyDeGrasse。
Morbleu!HowIrattledthedrumsticksThedaywemarch’dintoYorktown;
Tenthousandofbeef-eatingBritishTheirweaponswecausedtolaydown。
"Thenhomewardsreturningvictorious,Inpeacetoourcountrywecame,AndwerethankedforourgloriousactionsByLouisSixteenthofthename。
WhatdrummeronearthcouldbeprouderThanI,whileIdrumm’datVersaillesTothelovelycourtladiesinpowder,Andlappets,andlongsatin-tails?
"ThePrincesthatdaypass’dbeforeus,Ourcountrymen’sgloryandhope;
Monsieur,whowaslearnedinHorace,D’Artois,whocoulddancethetightrope。
OnenightwekeptguardfortheQueenAtherMajesty’sopera-box,WhiletheKing,thatmajesticalmonarch,Satfilingathomeathislocks。
"Yes,Idrumm’dforthefairAntoinette,Andsosmilingshelook’dandsotender,Thatourofficers,privates,anddrummers,Allvow’dtheywoulddietodefendher。
Butshecarednotforushonestfellows,Whofoughtandwhobledinherwars,Shesneer’datourgallantRochambeau,AndturnedLafayetteoutofdoors。
"Ventrebleu!thenIsworeagreatoath,Nomoretosuchtyrantstokneel。
Andsojusttokeepupmydrumming,OnedayIdrumm’ddowntheBastille。
Ho,landlord!astoupoffreshwine。
Come,comrades,abumperwe’lltry,Anddrinktotheyeareighty-nineAndthegloriousfourthofJuly!
"Thenbravelyourcannonitthunder’dAsonwardsourpatriotsbore。
Ourenemieswerebutahundred,Andwetwentythousandormore。
TheycarriedthenewstoKingLouis。
Hehearditascalmasyouplease,And,likeamajesticalmonarch,Keptfilinghislocksandhiskeys。
"Weshow’dourrepublicancourage,Westorm’dandwebrokethegreatgatein,Andwemurder’dtheinsolentgovernorFordaringtokeepusa-waiting。
Lambescandhissquadronsstoodby:
Theyneverstirr’dfingerorthumb。
ThesaucyaristocratstrembledAstheyheardtherepublicandrum。
"Hurrah!whatastormwasa-brewing:
Thedayofourvengeancewascome!
ThroughscenesofwhatcarnageandruinDidIbeatonthepatriotdrum!
Let’sdrinktothefamedtenthofAugust:
AtmidnightIbeatthetattoo,AndwokeupthePikemenofParisTofollowtheboldBarbaroux。
"Withpikes,andwithshouts,andwithtorchesMarch’donwardsourdustybattalions,AndwegirtthetallcastleofLouis,Amillionoftatterdemalions!
Westorm’dthefairgardenswheretower’dThewallsofhisheritagesplendid。
Ah,shameonhim,cravenandcoward,Thathadnotthehearttodefendit!
"Withthecrownofhissiresonhishead,Hisnoblesandknightsbyhisside,Atthefootofhisancestors’palace’Twereeasy,methinks,tohavedied。
Butno:whenweburstthroughhisbarriers,Midheapsofthedyinganddead,Invainthroughthechamberswesoughthim——
Hehadturn’dlikeacravenandfled……
"YouallknowthePlacedelaConcorde?
’TishardbytheTuileriewall。
Midterraces,fountains,andstatues,Thererisesanobelisktall。
Thererisesanobelisktall,Allgarnish’dandgildedthebaseis:
’TissurelythegayestofallOurbeautifulcity’sgayplaces。
"Arounditaregardensandflowers,AndtheCitiesofFranceontheirthrones,Eachcrown’dwithhiscircletofflowersSitswatchingthisbiggestofstones!
Ilovetogositinthesunthere,Theflowersandfountainstosee,AndtothinkofthedeedsthatweredonethereInthegloriousyearninety-three。
"’TwasherestoodtheAltarofFreedom;
AndthoughneithermarblenorgildingWasusedinthosedaystoadornOursimplerepublicanbuilding,Corbleu!buttheMEREGUILLOTINE
Caredlittleforsplendororshow,Soyougaveheranaxeandabeam,Andaplankandabasketorso。
"Awful,andproud,anderect,Heresatourrepublicangoddess。
Eachmorninghertablewedeck’dWithdaintyaristocrats’bodies。
ThepeopleeachdayflockedaroundAsshesatathermeatandherwine:
’TwasalwaystheuseofournationTowitnessthesovereigndine。
"Youngvirginswithfairgoldentresses,Oldsilver-hair’dprelatesandpriests,Dukes,marquises,barons,princesses,Weresplendidlyservedatherfeasts。
Ventrebleu!butwepamper’dourogressWiththebestthatournationcouldbring,Anddaintyshegrewinherprogress,AndcalledfortheheadofaKing!
"ShecalledforthebloodofourKing,Andstraightfromhisprisonwedrewhim;
Andtoherwithshoutingweledhim,Andtookhim,andboundhim,andslewhim。
’ThemonarchsofEuropeagainstmeHaveplottedagodlessallianceI’llflingthemtheheadofKingLouis,’
Shesaid,’asmygageofdefiance。’
"Iseehimasnow,foramoment,Awayfromhisjailershebroke;
Andstoodatthefootofthescaffold,Andlinger’d,andfainwouldhavespoke。
’Ho,drummer!quick!silenceyonCapet,’
SaysSanterre,’withabeatofyourdrum。’
LustilythendidItapit,AndthesonofSaintLouiswasdumb。
PARTII。
"ThegloriousdaysofSeptemberSawmanyaristocratsfall;
’TwasthenthatourpikesdrunkthebloodInthebeautifulbreastofLamballe。
Pardi,’twasabeautifullady!
Iseldomhavelookedonherlike;
AndIdrumm’dforagallantprocession,Thatmarchedwithherheadonapike。
"Let’sshowthepaleheadtotheQueen,Wesaid——she’llrememberitwell。
Shelookedfromthebarsofherprison,Andshriek’dasshesawit,andfell。
Wesetupashoutatherscreaming,Welaugh’datthefrightshehadshownAtthesightoftheheadofherminion;
Howshe’dtrembletopartwithherown。
"WehadtakentheheadofKingCapet,Wecalledforthebloodofhiswife;
Undauntedshecametothescaffold,Andbaredherfairnecktotheknife。
Asshefeltthefoulfingersthattouch’dher,Sheshrunk,butshedeignednottospeak:
Shelook’dwitharoyaldisdain,Anddiedwithablushonhercheek!
"’Twasthusthatourcountrywassaved;
Sotoldusthesafetycommittee!
Butpsha!I’vetheheartofasoldier,Allgentleness,mercy,andpity。
Iloathedtoassistatsuchdeeds,AndmydrumbeatitsloudestoftunesAsweofferedtojusticeoffendedThebloodofthebloodytribunes。
"Awaywithsuchfoulrecollections!
Nomoreoftheaxeandtheblock;
Isawthelastfightofthesections,Astheyfell’neathourgunsatSaintRock。
YoungBONAPARTEledusthatday;
WhenhesoughttheItalianfrontier,Ifollow’dmygallantyoungcaptain,Ifollow’dhimmanyalongyear。
"Wecametoanarmyinrags,OurgeneralwasbutaboyWhenwefirstsawtheAustrianflagsFlauntproudinthefieldsofSavoy。
Inthegloriousyearninety-six,Wemarch’dtothebanksofthePo;
Icarriedmydrumandmysticks,AndwelaidtheproudAustrianlow。
"Intriumphweenter’dMilan,WeseizedontheMantuankeys;
ThetroopsoftheEmperorran,AndthePopehetelldownonhisknees。——
Pierre’scomradesherecall’dafreshbottle,Andclubbingtogethertheirwealth,TheydranktotheArmyofItaly,AndGeneralBonaparte’shealth。
Thedrummernowbaredhisoldbreast,Andshow’dusaplentyofscars,RudepresentsthatFortunehadmadehim,Infiftyvictoriouswars。
"ThiscamewhenIfollow’dboldKleber——
’TwasshotbyaMamelukegun;
AndthisfromanAustriansabre,WhenthefieldofMarengowaswon。
"Myforeheadhasmanydeepfurrows,Butthisisthedeepestofall:
ABrunswickermadeitatJena,BesidethefairriverofSaal。
Thiscross,’twastheEmperorgaveit;
(Godblesshim!)itcoversablow;
IhaditatAusterlitzfight,AsIbeatonmydruminthesnow。
"’Twasthusthatweconquer’dandfought;
Butwhereforecontinuethestory?
There’sneverababyinFranceButhasheardofourchiefandourglory,——
Buthasheardofourchiefandourfame,Hissorrowsandtriumphscantell,HowbravelyNapoleonconquer’d,Howbravelyandsadlyhefell。
"Itmakesmyoldhearttobeathigher,TothinkofthedeedsthatIsaw;
Ifollow’dboldNeythroughthefire,AndchargedatthesideofMurat。"
AndsodidoldPetercontinueHisstoryoftwentybraveyears;
Hisaudiencefollow’dwithcomments——
Rudecommentsofcursesandtears。
HetoldhowthePrussiansinvainHaddiedindefenceoftheirland;
Hisaudiencelaugh’datthestory,Andvow’dthattheircaptainwasgrand!
HehadfoughttheredEnglish,hesaid,InmanyabattleofSpain;
TheycursedtheredEnglish,andprayedTomeetthemandfightthemagain。
HetoldthemhowRussiawaslost,Hadwinternotdriventhemback;
Andhiscompanycursedthequickfrost,AnddoublytheycursedtheCossack。
Hetoldhowthestrangerarrived;
Theyweptatthetaleofdisgrace:
Andtheylong’dbutforonebattlemore,Thestainoftheirshametoefface!
"Ourcountrytheirhordesoverrun,WefledtothefieldsofChampagne,Andfoughtthem,thoughtwentytoone,Andbeatthemagainandagain!
Ourwarriorwasconquer’datlast;
Theybadehimhiscrowntoresign;
TofateandhiscountryheyieldedTherightsofhimselfandhisline。
"Hecame,andamongushestood,Aroundhimwepress’dinathrong:
Wecouldnotregardhimforweeping,Whohadledusandlovedussolong。
’Ihaveledyoufortwentylongyears,’
Napoleonsaid,erehewent’WhereverwashonorIfoundyou,Andwithyou,mysons,amcontent!
"’ThoughEuropeagainstmewasarm’d,Yourchiefsandmypeoplearetrue;
Istillmighthavestruggledwithfortune,AndbaffledallEuropewithyou。
"’ButFrancewouldhavesuffer’dthewhile,’TisbestthatIsufferalone;
Igotomyplaceofexile,Towriteofthedeedswehavedone。
"’Betruetothekingthattheygiveyou,Wemaynotembraceerewepart;
But,General,reachmeyourhand,Andpressme,Ipray,toyourheart。’
"Hecalledforourbattlestandard;
Onekisstotheeaglehegave。
’Deareagle!’hesaid,’maythiskissLongsoundintheheartsofthebrave!’
’TwasthusthatNapoleonleftus;
Ourpeoplewereweepingandmute,Ashepass’dthroughthelinesofhisguard,Andourdrumsbeatthenotesofsalute……
"Ilook’dwhenthedrummingwaso’er,Ilook’d,butourherowasgone;
Weweredestinedtoseehimoncemore,WhenwefoughtontheMountofSt。John。
TheEmperorrodethroughourfiles;
’TwasJune,andafairSundaymorn;
ThelinesofourwarriorsformilesStretch’dwidethroughtheWaterloocorn。
"Inthousandswestoodontheplain,Thered-coatswerecrowningtheheight;
’GoscatteryonEnglish,’hesaid;
’We’llsup,lads,atBrusselstonight。’
Weansweredhisvoicewithashout;
Oureagleswerebrightinthesun;
Ourdrumsandourcannonspokeout,Andthethunderingbattlebegun。
"Onechargetoanothersucceeds,Likewavesthatahurricanebears;
AlldaydoourgallopingsteedsDashfierceontheenemy’ssquares。
Atnoonwebeganthefellonset:
WechargeduptheEnglishman’shill;
Andmadlywechargeditatsunset——
Hisbannerswerefloatingtherestill。
"——Goto!Iwilltellyounomore;
Youknowhowthebattlewaslost。
Ho!fetchmeabeakerofwine,And,comrades,I’llgiveyouatoast。
I’llgiveyouacurseonalltraitors,WhoplottedourEmperor’sruin;
Andacurseonthosered-coatedEnglish,Whosebayonetshelp’dourundoing。
"AcurseonthoseBritishassassins,Whoorder’dtheslaughterofNey;
AcurseonSirHudson,whotorturedThelifeofourheroaway。
AcurseonallRussians——Ihatethem——
OnallPrussianandAustrianfry;
Andoh!butIpraywemaymeetthem,AndfightthemagainereIdie。"
’TwasthusoldPeterdidconcludeHischroniclewithcursesfit。
Hespokethetaleinaccentsrude,InruderverseIcopiedit。
Perhapsthetaleamoralbears,(Alltalesintimetothismustcome,)
ThestoryoftwohundredyearsWritontheparchmentofadrum。
WhatPetertoldwithdrumandstick,Isendlessthemeforpoet’spen:
Isfoundinendlessquartosthick,Enormousbooksbylearnedmen。
Andeversincehistorianwrit,Andeversinceabardcouldsing,DotheachexaltwithallhiswitThenobleartofmurdering。
Welovetoreadthegloriouspage,HowboldAchilleskill’dhisfoe:
AndTurnus,fell’dbyTrojans’rage,Wenthowlingtotheshadesbelow。
HowGodfreyledhisred-crossknights,HowmadOrlandoslash’dandslew;
There’snotasinglebardthatwritesButdoththegloriousthemerenew。
Andwhile,infashionpicturesque,Thepoetrhymesofbloodandblows,ThegravehistorianathisdeskDescribesthesameinclassicprose。
GoreadtheworksofReverendCox,You’lldulyseerecordedthereThehistoryoftheself-sameknocksHereroughlysungbyDrummerPierre。
Ofbattlesfierceandwarriorsbig,Hewritesinphrasesdullandslow,Andwaveshiscauliflowerwig,Andshouts"SaintGeorgeforMarlborow!"
TakeDoctorSoutheyfromtheshelf,AnLL。D,——apeacefulman;
GoodLord,howdothheplumehimselfBecausewebeattheCorsican!
FromfirsttolasthispageisfilledWithstirringtaleshowblowswerestruck。
HeshowshowwetheFrenchmenkill’d,AndpraisesGodforourgoodluck。
Somehints,’tistrue,ofpoliticsThedoctorsgiveandstatesman’sart:
Pierreonlybangshisdrumandsticks,Andunderstandsthebloodypart。
Hecaresnotwhatthecausemaybe,Heisnotniceforwrongandright;
Butshowhimwhere’stheenemy,Heonlyaskstodrumandfight。
Theybidhimfight,——perhapshewins。
Andwhenhetellsthestoryo’er,Thehonestsavagebragsandgrins,Andonlylongstofightoncemore。
Butluckmaychange,andvalorfail,Ourdrummer,Peter,meetreverse,Andwithamoralpointshistale——
Theendofallsuchtales——acurse。
Lastyear,mylove,itwasmyhapBehindagrenadiertobe,And,butheworeahairycap,Notallerman,methinks,thanme。
PrinceAlbertandtheQueen,Godwot,(Beblessingsonthegloriouspair!)
Beforeuspassed,Isawthemnot,Ionlysawacapofhair。
YourorthodoxhistorianputsInforemostrankthesoldierthus,Thered-coatbullyinhisboots,Thathidesthemarchofmenfromus。
Heputshimthereinforemostrank,Youwonderathiscapofhair:
Youhearhissabre’scursedclank,Hisspursarejinglingeverywhere。
Goto!Ihatehimandhistrade:
Whobadeussotocringeandbend,AndallGod’speacefulpeoplemadeTosuchashimsubservient?
TellmewhatfindwetoadmireInepauletsandscarletcoats。
Inmen,becausetheyloadandfire,Andknowtheartofcuttingthroats?……
Ah,gentle,tenderladymine!
Thewinterwindblowscoldandshrill,Come,fillmeonemoreglassofwine,Andgivethesillyfoolstheirwill。
Andwhatcareweforwarandwrack,Howkingsandheroesriseandfall;
Lookyonder,*inhiscoffinblack,Thereliesthegreatestofthemall!
Topluckhimdown,andkeephimup,Diedmanymillionhumansouls;
’Tistwelveo’clock,andtimetosup,BidMaryheapthefirewithcoals。
Hecapturedmanythousandguns;
Hewrote"TheGreat"beforehisname;
Anddying,onlylefthissonsTherecollectionofhisshame。
Thoughmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Hediedwithoutaroodhisown;
AndborrowedfromhisenemiesSixfootofgroundtolieupon。
Hefoughtathousandgloriouswars,Andmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Andsomewherenow,inyonderstars,Cantell,mayhap,whatgreatnessis。
1841。
*ThisballadwaswrittenatParisatthetimeoftheSecondFuneralofNapoleon。
ABD-EL-KADERATTOULON。
OR,THECAGEDHAWK。
Nomore,thoulitheandlong-wingedhawk,ofdesert-lifeforthee;
Nomoreacrossthesultrysandsshaltthougoswoopingfree:
Bluntidletalons,idlebeak,withspurningofthychain,Shatteragainstthycagethewingthoune’ermay’stspreadagain。
Long,sittingbytheirwatchfires,shalltheKabylestellthetaleOfthydashfromBenHalifaonthefatMetidjavale;
Howthouswept’stthedesertover,bearingdownthewildElRiff,FromeasternBeniSalahtowesternOuadShelif;
Howthywhiteburnouswelitstreaming,likethestorm-racko’erthesea,WhenthourodestinthevanwardoftheMoorishchivalry;
Howthyrazziawasawhirlwind,thyonsetasimoom,Howthysword-sweepwasthelightning,dealingdeathfromoutthegloom!
Norlessquicktoslayinbattlethaninpeacetospareandsave,Ofbravemenwisestcouncillor,ofwisecouncillorsmostbrave;
Howtheeyethatflasheddestructioncouldbeamgentlenessandlove,Howlionintheematedlamb,howeaglemateddove!
Availednotorsteelorshot’gainstthatcharmedlifesecure,TillcunningFrance,inlastresource,tossedupthegoldenlure;
Andthecarrionbuzzardsroundhimstooped,faithless,tothecast,Andthewildhawkofthedesertiscaughtandcagedatlast。
Weep,maidensofZerifah,abovetheladenloom!
Scar,chieftainsofAlElmah,yourcheeksingriefandgloom!
SonsoftheBeniSnazam,throwdowntheuselesslance,AndstoopyournecksandbareyourbackstoyokeandscourgeofFrance!
Twasnotinfighttheyborehimdown;henevercriedaman;
HeneversankhisswordbeforethePRINCEOFFRANGHISTAN;
Butwithtraitorsallaroundhim,hisstaruponthewane,HeheardthevoiceofALLAH,andhewouldnotstriveinvain。
Theygavehimwhatheaskedthem;fromkingtokinghespake,Asonethatplightedwordandsealnotknowethhowtobreak;
"Letmepassfromoutmydeserts,be’tmineownchoicewheretogo,Ibrooknofetteredlifetolive,acaptiveandashow。"
Andtheypromised,andhetrustedthem,andproudandcalmhecame,Uponhisblackmareriding,girtwithhisswordoffame。
Goodsteed,goodsword,herenderedbothuntotheFrankishthrong;
Heknewthemfalseandfickle——butaPrince’swordisstrong。
Howhavetheykepttheirpromise?Turnedtheythevessel’sprowUntoAcre,Alexandria,astheyhavesworne’ennow?
Notso:fromOrannorthwardsthewhitesailsgleamandglance,AndthewildhawkofthedesertisborneawaytoFrance!
WhereToulon’swhite-walledlazaretlookssouthwardo’erthewave,SitshethattrustedinthewordasonofLouisgave。
Onoblefaithofnobleheart!Andwasthewarningvain,ThetextwritbytheBOURBONintheblurredblackbookofSpain?
Theyhaveneedoftheetogazeon,theyhaveneedoftheetograceThetriumphofthePrince,togildthepinchbeckoftheirrace。
Wordsarebutwind,conditionsmustbeconstruedbyGUIZOT;
Dashoutthyheart,thoudeserthawk,erethouartmadeashow!
THEKINGOFBRENTFORD’STESTAMENT。
ThenobleKingofBrentfordWasoldandverysick,Hesummon’dhisphysiciansTowaituponhimquick;
Theystepp’dintotheircoachesAndbroughttheirbestphysick。
Theycramm’dtheirgraciousmasterWithpotionandwithpill;
Theydrench’dhimandtheybledhim;
Theycouldnotcurehisill。
"Gofetch,"sayshe,"mylawyer,I’dbettermakemywill。"
Themonarch’sroyalmandateThelawyerdidobey;
Thethoughtofsix-and-eightpenceDidmakehisheartfullgay。
"Whatis’t,"sayshe,"yourMajestyWouldwishofmeto-day?"
"Thedoctorshavebelabor’dmeWithpotionandwithpill:
Myhoursoflifearecounted,Omanoftapeandquill!
Sitdownandmendapenortwo,Iwanttomakemywill。
"O’erallthelandofBrentfordI’mlord,andekeofKew:
I’vethree-per-centsandfive-per-cents;
Mydebtsarebutafew;
AndtoinheritaftermeIhavebutchildrentwo。
PrinceThomasismyeldestson,AsoberPrinceishe,Andfromthedaywebreech’dhimTillnow,he’stwenty-three,HenevercauseddisquietTohispoorMammaorme。
"Atschooltheyneverflogg’dhim,Atcollege,thoughnotfast,Yethislittle-goandgreat-goHecreditablypass’d,Andmadehisyear’sallowanceForeighteenmonthstolast。
"Heneverowedashilling。
Wentneverdrunktobed,HehasnottwoideasWithinhishonesthead——
InallrespectshediffersFrommysecondson,PrinceNed。
"WhenTomhashalfhisincomeLaidbyattheyear’send,PoorNedhasne’erastiverThatrightlyhemayspend,Butspongesonatradesman,Orborrowsfromafriend。
"WhileTomhislegalstudiesMostsoberlypursues,PoorNedmostpasshismorningsA-dawdlingwiththeMuse:
WhileTomfrequentshisbanker,YoungNedfrequentstheJews。
"Neddrivesaboutinbuggies,Tomsometimestakesa’bus;
Ah,cruelfate,whymadeyouMychildrendifferthus?
WhymakeofTomaDULLARD,AndNedaGENIUS?"
"You’llcuthimwithashilling,"
Exclaimedthemanofwits:
"I’llleavemywealth,"saidBrentford,"SirLawyer,asbefits;
AndportionboththeirfortunesUntotheirseveralwits。"
"YourGraceknowsbest,"thelawyersaid"OnyourcommandsIwait。"
"Besilent,Sir,"saysBrentford,"Aplagueuponyourprate!
Cometakeyourpenandpaper,AndwriteasIdictate。"
ThewillasBrentfordspokeitWaswritandsignedandclosed;
Hebadethelawyerleavehim,Andturn’dhimroundanddozed;
AndnextweekinthechurchyardThegoodoldKingreposed。
Tom,dressedincrapeandhatband,Ofmournerswasthechief;
Inbitterself-upbraidingsPoorEdwardshowedhisgrief:
TomhidhisfatwhitecountenanceInhispocket-handkerchief。
Ned’seyeswerefullofweeping,Hefalter’dinhiswalk;
Tomnevershedatear,Butonwardshedidstalk,Aspompous,black,andsolemn,Asanycatafalque。
AndwhenthebonesofBrentford——
Thatgentlekingandjust——
WithbellandbookandcandleWeredulylaidindust,"Now,gentleman,"saysThomas,"Letbusinessbediscussed。
"WhenlateoursirebelovedWastakendeadlyill,SirLawyer,youattendedhim(Imeantotaxyourbill);
And,asyousignedandwroteit,Ipritheereadthewill。"
Thelawyerwipedhisspectacles,Anddrewtheparchmentout;
AndalltheBrentfordfamilySateagerroundabout:
PoorNedwassomewhatanxious,ButTomhadne’eradoubt。
"Myson,asImakereadyToseekmylastlonghome,SomecaresIhadforNeddy,Butnoneforthee,myTom:
SobrietyandorderYoune’erdepartedfrom。
"Nedhathabrilliantgenius,Andthouaploddingbrain;
OntheeIthinkwithpleasure,Onhimwithdoubtandpain。"
("Yousee,goodNed,"saysThomas,"Whathethoughtaboutustwain。"
"Thoughsmallwasyourallowance,Yousavedalittlestore;
AndthosewhosavealittleShallgetaplentymore。"
Asthelawyerreadthiscompliment,Tom’seyeswererunningo’er。
"Thetortoiseandthehare,Tom,Setout,ateachhispace;
Thehareitwasthefleeter,Thetortoisewontherace;
Andsincetheworld’sbeginningThiseverwasthecase。
"Ned’sgenius,blitheandsinging,Stepsgaylyo’ertheground;
AssteadilyyoutrudgeitHeclearsitwithabound;
Butdulnesshasstoutlegs,Tom,Andwindthat’swondroussound。
"O’erfruitsandflowersalike,Tom,Youpasswithploddingfeet;
Youheednotonenort’otherButonwardsgoyourbeat,WhilegeniusstopstoloiterWithallthathemaymeet;
"Andeverashewanders,WillhaveapretextfineForsleepinginthemorning,Orloiteringtodine,Ordozingintheshade,Orbaskingintheshine。
"Yourlittlesteadyeyes,Tom,ThoughnotsobrightasthoseThatrestlessroundabouthimHisflashinggeniusthrows,AreexcellentlysuitedTolookbeforeyournose。
"Thankheaven,then,fortheblinkersItplacedbeforeyoureyes;
Thestupidestareweakest,Thewittyarenotwise;
Oh,blessyourgoodstupidity,Itisyourdearestprize!
"Andthoughmylandsarewide,Andplentyismygold,StillbettergiftsfromNature,MyThomas,doyouhold——
Abrainthat’sthickandheavy,Aheartthat’sdullandcold。
"Toodulltofeeldepression,Toohardtoheeddistress,ToocoldtoyieldtopassionOrsillytenderness。
Marchon——yourroadisopenTowealth,Tom,andsuccess。
"Nedsinnethinextravagance,Andyouingreedylust。"
("I’faith,"saysNed,"ourfatherIslesspolitethanjust。")
"Inyou,sonTom,I’veconfidence,ButNedIcannottrust。
"Whereforemyleaseandcopyholds,Mylandsandtenements,Myparks,myfarms,andorchards,Myhousesandmyrents,MyDutchstockandmySpanishstock,Myfiveandthreepercents,"Ileavetoyou,myThomas"——
("What,all?"poorEdwardsaid。
"Well,well,Ishouldhavespentthem,AndTom’saprudenthead")——
"Ileavetoyou,myThomas,——
ToyouinTRUSTforNed。"
ThewrathandconsternationWhatpoete’ercouldtraceThatatthisfatalpassageCameo’erPrinceTomhisface;
Thewonderofthecompany,AndhonestNed’samaze!
"’Tissurelysomemistake,"
Good-naturedlycriesNed;
Thelawyeransweredgravely,"’TisevenasIsaid;
’TwasthushisgraciousMajestyOrdain’donhisdeath-bed。
"See,herethewilliswitness’d,Andhere’shisautograph。"
"Intruth,ourfather’swriting,"
SaysEdward,withalaugh;
"Butthoushaltnotbealoser,Tom,We’llshareithalfandhalf。"
"Alas!mykindyounggentleman,Thissharingcannotbe;
’TiswritteninthetestamentThatBrentfordspoketome,’IdoforbidPrinceNedtogivePrinceTomahalfpenny。
"’Hehathastoreofmoney,Butne’erwasknowntolendit;
Heneverhelp’dhisbrother;
Thepoorhene’erbefriended;
HehathnoneedofpropertyWhoknowsnothowtospendit。
"’PoorEdwardknowsbuthowtospend,AndthriftyTomtohoard;
LetThomasbethestewardthen,AndEdwardbethelord;
AndasthehonestlaborerIsworthyhisreward,"’IprayPrinceNed,mysecondson,Andmysuccessordear,TopaytohisintendantFivehundredpoundsayear;
Andtothinkofhisoldfather,Andliveandmakegoodcheer。’"
SuchwasoldBrentford’shonesttestament,Hediddevisehismoneysforthebest,AndliesinBrentfordchurchinpeacefulrest。
PrinceEdwardlived,andmoneymadeandspent;
Buthisgoodsirewaswrong,itisconfess’dTosayhisson,youngThomas,neverlent。
Hedid。YoungThomaslentatinterest,Andnoblytookhistwenty-fivepercent。
LongtimethefamousreignofNedenduredO’erChiswick,Fulham,Brentford,Putney,Kew,Butofextravagancehene’erwascured。
Andwhenbothdied,asmortalmenwilldo,’TwascommonlyreportedthatthestewardWasverymuchthericherofthetwo。
THEWHITESQUALL。
Ondeck,beneaththeawning,Idozinglayandyawning;
Itwasthegrayofdawning,Ereyetthesunarose;
Andabovethefunnel’sroaring,Andthefitfulwind’sdeploring,IheardthecabinsnoringWithuniversalnose。
Icouldhearthepassengerssnorting——
Ienviedtheirdisporting——
VainlyIwascourtingThepleasureofadoze!
SoIlay,andwonderedwhylightCamenot,andwatchedthetwilight,Andtheglimmeroftheskylight,Thatshotacrossthedeck;
Andthebinnaclepaleandsteady,Andthedullglimpseofthedead-eye,AndthesparksinfieryeddyThatwhirledfromthechimneyneck。
InourjovialfloatingprisonTherewassleepfromforetomizzen,AndneverastarhadrisenThehazyskytospeck。
Strangecompanyweharbored,We’dahundredJewstolarboard,Unwashed,uncombed,unbarbered——
Jewsblack,andbrown,andgray;
Withterroritwouldseizeye,Andmakeyoursoulsuneasy,ToseethoseRabbisgreasy,Whodidnaughtbutscratchandpray:
Theirdirtychildrenpuking——
Theirdirtysaucepanscooking——
TheirdirtyfingershookingTheirswarmingfleasaway。
Tostarboard,TurksandGreekswere——
Whiskeredandbrowntheircheekswere——
Enormouswidetheirbreekswere,Theirpipesdidpuffalway;
EachonhismatallottedInsilencesmokedandsquatted,WhilstroundtheirchildrentrottedInpretty,pleasantplay。
Hecan’tbutsmilewhotracesThesmilesonthosebrownfaces,Andthepretty,prattlinggracesOfthosesmallheathensgay。
Andsothehourskepttolling,AndthroughtheoceanrollingWentthebrave"Iberia"bowlingBeforethebreakofday——
WhenASQUALL,uponasudden,Cameo’erthewatersscudding;
Andthecloudsbegantogather,Andtheseawaslashedtolather,Andtheloweringthundergrumbled,Andthelightningjumpedandtumbled,Andtheship,andalltheocean,Wokeupinwildcommotion。
Thenthewindsetupahowling,Andthepoodledogayowling,Andthecocksbeganacrowing,Andtheoldcowraisedalowing,Assheheardthetempestblowing;
Andfowlsandgeesedidcackle,AndthecordageandthetackleBegantoshriekandcrackle;
Andthespraydashedo’erthefunnels,Anddownthedeckinrunnels;
Andtherushingwatersoaksall,Fromtheseameninthefo’ksalTothestokerswhoseblackfacesPeeroutoftheirbed-places;
Andthecaptainhewasbawling,Andthesailorspulling,hauling,Andthequarter-decktarpaulingWasshiveredinthesqualling;
Andthepassengersawaken,Mostpitifullyshaken;
Andthestewardjumpsup,andhastensForthenecessarybasins。
ThentheGreekstheygroanedandquivered,Andtheyknelt,andmoaned,andshivered,Astheplungingwatersmetthem,Andsplashedandoversetthem;
AndtheycallintheiremergenceUponcountlesssaintsandvirgins;
Andtheirmarrowbonesarebended,Andtheythinktheworldisended。
AndtheTurkishwomenfor’ardWerefrightenedandbehorror’d;
Andshriekingandbewildering,Themothersclutchedtheirchildren;
Themensung"Allah!Illah!
MashallahBismillah!"
AsthewarringwatersdousedthemAndsplashedthemandsousedthem,AndtheycalledupontheProphet,Andthoughtbutlittleofit。
ThenallthefleasinJewryJumpedupandbitlikefury;
AndtheprogenyofJacobDidonthemain-deckwakeup(IwotthosegreasyRabbinsWouldneverpayforcabins);
AndeachmanmoanedandjabberedinHisfilthyJewishgaberdine,Inwoeandlamentation,Andhowlingconsternation。
AndthesplashingwaterdrenchesTheirdirtybratsandwenches;
AndtheycrawlfrombalesandbenchesInahundredthousandstenches。
ThiswastheWhiteSquallfamous,Whichlatterlyo’ercameus,AndwhichallwillwellrememberOnthe28thSeptember;
WhenaPrussiancaptainofLancers(Thosetight-laced,whiskeredprancers)
Cameonthedeckastonished,Bythatwildsqualladmonished,Andwonderingcried,"Potztausend,WieistderSturmjetztbrausend?"
AndlookedatCaptainLewis,WhocalmlystoodandblewhisCigarinallthehustle,Andscornedthetempest’stussle,Andoftwe’vethoughtthereafterHowhebeatthestormtolaughter;
ForwellheknewhisvesselWiththatvainwindcouldwrestle;
Andwhenawreckwethoughther,Anddoomedourselvestoslaughter,Howgaylyhefoughther,Andthroughthehubbubbroughther,Andasthetempestcaughther,Cried,"GEORGE!SOMEBRANDY-AND-WATER!"
Andwhen,itsforceexpended,Theharmlessstormwasended,AndasthesunrisesplendidCameblushingo’erthesea;
Ithought,asdaywasbreaking,Mylittlegirlswerewaking,Andsmiling,andmakingAprayerathomeforme。
1844。
PEGOFLIMAVADDY。
RidingfromColeraine(FamedforlovelyKitty),CameaCockneyboundUntoDerrycity;
Wearywashissoul,Shiveringandsad,heBumpedalongtheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。
Mountainsstretch’daround,Gloomywastheirtinting,Andthehorse’shoofsMadeadismalclinting;
WindupontheheathHowlingwasandpiping,Ontheheathandbog,Blackwithmanyasnipein。
Midthebogsofblack,Silverpoolswereflashing,CrowsupontheirsidesPickingwereandsplashing。
CockneyonthecarCloserfoldshisplaidy,GrumblingattheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。
ThroughthecrashingwoodsAutumnbrawldandbluster’d,TossingroundaboutLeavesthehueofmustardYonderlayLoughFoyle,Whichastormwaswhipping,CoveringwithmistLake,andshoresandshipping。
Upanddownthehill(Nothingcouldbebolder),HorsewentwitharawBleedingonhisshoulder。
"Wherearehorseschanged?"
SaidItotheladdyDrivingonthebox:
"Sir,atLimavaddy。"
Limavaddyinn’sButahumblebait-house,WhereyoumayprocureWhiskeyandpotatoes;
LandlordatthedoorGivesasmilingwelcome——
TotheshiveringwightsWhotohishotelcome。
LandladywithinSitsandknitsastocking,WithawaryfootBaby’scradlerocking。
TothechimneynookHaving,foundadmittance,ThereIwatchapupPlayingwithtwokittens;
(Playingroundthefire,Whichofblazingturfis,RoaringtothepotWhichbubbleswiththemurphies。
AndthecradledbabeFondthemothernursedit,SingingitasongAsshetwiststheworsted!
UpanddownthestairTwomoreyoungonespatter(TwinswereneverseenDirtiernorfatter)。
Bothhavemottledlegs,Bothhavesnubbynoses,Bothhave——HerethehostKindlyinterposes:
"SureyoumustbefrozeWiththesleetandhail,sir:
Sowillyouhavesomepunch,Orwillyouhavesomeale,sir?"
PresentlyamaidEnterswiththeliquor(HalfapintofaleFrothinginabeaker)。
Gads!didn’tknowWhatmybeatingheartmeant:
Hebe’sselfIthoughtEnteredtheapartment。
Asshecameshesmiled,Andthesmilebewitching,Onmywordandhonor,Lightedallthekitchen!
WithacurtsyneatGreetingthenewcomer,Lovely,smilingPegOffersmetherummer;
ButmytremblinghandUpthebeakertilted,AndtheglassofaleEverydropIspiltit:
Spiltiteverydrop(Dames,whoreadmyvolumes,Pardonsuchaword)
Onmywhat-d’ye-call-’ems!
WitnessingthesightOfthatdiredisaster,OutbegantolaughMissis,maid,andmaster;
Suchamerrypeal’SpeciallyMissPeg’swas,(AstheglassofaleTricklingdownmylegswas,)
ThatthejoyfulsoundOfthatminglinglaughterEchoedinmyearsManyalongdayafter。
Suchasilverpeal!
Inthemeadowslistening,Youwho’veheardthebellsRingingtoachristening;
YouwhoeverheardCaradoripretty,Smilinglikeanangel,Singing"Giovinetti;"
FancyPeggy’slaugh,Sweet,andclear,andcheerful,AtmypantaloonsWithhalfapintofbeerfull!
Whenthelaughwasdone,Peg,theprettyhussy,MovedabouttheroomWonderfullybusy;
NowshelookstoseeIfthekettlekeephot;
Nowsherubsthespoons,Nowshecleanstheteapot;
NowshesetsthecupsTrimlyandsecure:
Nowshescoursapot,AndsoitwasIdrewher。
ThusitwasIdrewherScouringofakettle,(Faith!herblushingcheeksRedden’donthemetal!)
Ah!but’tisinvainThatItrytosketchit;
Thepotperhapsislike,ButPeggy’sfaceiswretched。
NothebestofleadAndofindian-rubberNevercoulddepictThatsweetkettle-scrubber!
SeeherasshemovesScarcethegroundshetouches,Airyasafay,Gracefulasaduchess;
Bareherroundedarm,Bareherlittlelegis,Vestrisnevershow’dAnklesliketoPeggy’s。
Braidedisherhair,Softherlookandmodest,SlimherlittlewaistComfortablybodiced。
ThisIdodeclare,HappyistheladdyWhotheheartcanshareOfPegofLimavaddy。
MarriedifshewereBlestwouldbethedaddyOfthechildrenfairOfPegofLimavaddy。
BeautyisnotrareInthelandofPaddy,FairbeyondcompareIsPegofLimavaddy。
CitizenorSquire,Tory,Whig,orRadi-
calwouldalldesirePegofLimavaddy。
HadIHomer’sfire,OrthatofSerjeantTaddy,MeetlyI’dadmirePegofLimavaddy。
AndtillIexpire,OrtillIgrowmadI
WillsinguntomylyrePegofLimavaddy!
MAY-DAYODE。
ButyesterdayanakedsodThedandiessneeredfromRottenRow,Andcanteredo’erittoandfro:
Andsee’tisdone!
Asthough’twerebyawizard’srodAblazingarchoflucidglassLeapslikeafountainfromthegrassTomeetthesun!
Aquietgreenbutfewdayssince,Withcattlebrowsingintheshade:
AndherearelinesofbrightarcadeInorderraised!
ApalaceasforfairyPrince,Ararepavilion,suchasmanSawneversincemankindbegan,Andbuiltandglazed!
Apeacefulplaceitwasbutnow,Andlo!withinitsshiningstreetsAmultitudeofnationsmeets;
AcountlessthrongIseebeneaththecrystalbow,AndGaulandGerman,RussandTurk,EachwithhisnativehandiworkAndbusytongue。
IfeltathrillofloveandaweTomarkthedifferentgarbofeach,Thechangingtongue,thevariousspeechTogetherblent:
Athrill,methinks,likeHiswhosaw"AllpeopledwellinguponearthPraisingourGodwithsolemnmirthAndoneconsent。"
HighSovereign,inyourRoyalstate,Captains,andchiefs,andcouncillors,BeforetheloftypalacedoorsAreopenset,——
Hushereyoupasstheshininggate:
Hush!eretheheavingcurtaindraws,AndlettheRoyalpageantpauseAmomentyet。
Peopleandprinceasilencekeep!
Bowcoronetandkinglycrown。
Helmetandplume,bowlowlydown,Thewhilethepriest,Beforethesplendidportalstep,(Whilestillthewondrousbanquetstays,)
FromHeavensupremeablessingpraysUponthefeast。
Thenonwardsletthetriumphmarch;
Thenlettheloudartilleryroll,Andtrumpetsring,andjoy-bellstoll,Andpassthegate。
Passunderneaththeshiningarch,’Neathwhichtheleafyelmsaregreen;
Ascenduntoyourthrone,OQueen!
Andtakeyourstate。
BeholdherinherRoyalplace;
Agentlelady;andthehandThatswaysthesceptreofthisland,Howfrailandweak!
Softisthevoice,andfairtheface:
Shebreathesamentoprayerandhymn;
Nowonderthathereyesaredim,Andpalehercheek。
Thismomentroundherempire’sshoresThewindsofAustralwintersweep,AndthousandslieinmidnightsleepAtrestto-day。
Oh!awfulisthatcrownofyours,QueenofinnumerablerealmsSittingbeneaththebuddingelmsOfEnglishMay!
Awondrousscepter’tistobear:
StrangemysteryofGodwhichsetUponherbrowyoncoronet,——
TheforemostcrownOfalltheworld,ononesofair!
Thatchosehertoitfromherbirth,AndbadethesonsofalltheearthToherbowdown。
TherepresentativesofmanHerefromthefarAntipodes,AndfromthesubjectIndianseas,InCongressmeet;
FromAfricandfromHindustan,FromWesterncontinentandisle,TheenvoysofherempirepileGiftsatherfeet;
OurbrethrencrosstheAtlantictides,LoadingthegallantdeckswhichonceRoaredadefiancetoourguns,Withpeacefulstore;
Symbolofpeace,theirvesselrides!*
O’erEnglishwavesfloatStarandStripe,AndfirmtheirfriendlyanchorsgripeThefathershore!
FromRhineandDanube,RhoneandSeine,Asriversfromtheirsourcesgush,Theswellingfloodsofnationsrush,Andseawardpour:
Fromcoasttocoastinfriendlychain,Withcountlessshipswebridgethestraits,AndangryoceanseparatesEuropenomore。
FromMississippiandfromNile——
FromBaltic,Ganges,Bosphorous,InEngland’sarkassembledthusArefriendandguest。
Lookdownthemightysunlitaisle,Andseethesumptuousbanquetset,Thebrotherhoodofnationsmet。
Aroundthefeast!
Alongthedazzlingcolonnade,Farasthestrainingeyecangaze,Gleamcrossandfountain,bellandvase,Invistasbright;
Andstatuesfairofnymphandmaid,AndsteedsandpardsandAmazons,Writhingandgrapplinginthebronze,Inendlessfight。
Todeckthegloriousroofanddome,TomaketheQueenacanopy,ThepeacefulhostsofindustryTheirstandardsbear。
YonaretheworksofBrahminloom;
OnsuchawebofPersianthreadThedesertArabbowshisheadAndcrieshisprayer。
Lookyonderwheretheenginestoil:
TheseEngland’sarmsofconquestare,Thetrophiesofherbloodlesswar:
Braveweaponsthese。
Victoriansoverwaveandsoil,Withtheseshesails,sheweaves,shetills,PiercestheeverlastinghillsAndspanstheseas。
Theengineroarsuponitsrace,Theshuttlewhirsthewoof,Thepeoplehumfromfloortoroof,WithBabeltongue。
Thefountaininthebasinplays,Thechantingorganechoesclear,Anawfulchorus’tistohear,Awondroussong!
Swell,organ,swellyourtrumpetblast,March,QueenandRoyalpageant,marchBysplendidaisleandspringingarchOfthisfairHall:
Andsee!abovethefabricvast,God’sboundlessHeavenisbendingblue,God’speacefulsunlight’sbeamingthrough,Andshineso’erall。
May,1851。
*TheU。S。frigate"St。Lawrence。"
THEBALLADOFBOUILLABAISSE。
AstreetthereisinParisfamous,Forwhichnorhymeourlanguageyields,RueNeuvedesPetitsChampsitsnameis——
TheNewStreetoftheLittleFields。
Andhere’saninn,notrichandsplendid,Butstillincomfortablecase;
ThewhichinyouthIoftattended,ToeatabowlofBouillabaisse。
ThisBouillabaisseanobledishis——
Asortofsouporbroth,orbrew,Orhotchpotchofallsortsoffishes,ThatGreenwichnevercouldoutdo;
Greenherbs,redpeppers,mussels,saffron,Soles,onions,garlic,roach,anddace:
AlltheseyoueatatTERRE’Stavern,InthatonedishofBouillabaisse。
Indeed,arichandsavorystew’tis;
Andtruephilosophers,methinks,Wholoveallsortsofnaturalbeauties,Shouldlovegoodvictualsandgooddrinks。
AndCordelierorBenedictineMightgladly,sure,hislotembrace,Norfindafast-daytooafflicting,WhichservedhimupaBouillabaisse。
Iwonderifthehousestillthereis?
Yes,herethelampis,asbefore;
Thesmilingred-checkedecaillereisStillopeningoystersatthedoor。
IsTERREstillaliveandable?
Irecollecthisdrollgrimace:
He’dcomeandsmilebeforeyourtable,AndhopeyoulikedyourBouillabaisse。
Weenter——nothing’schangedorolder。
"How’sMonsieurTERRE,waiter,pray?"
Thewaiterstaresandshrugshisshoulder——
"Monsieurisdeadthismanyaday。"
"Itisthelotofsaintandsinner,SohonestTERRE’Srunhisrace。"
"WhatwillMonsieurrequirefordinner?"
"Say,doyoustillcookBouillabaisse?"
"Oh,oui,Monsieur,"’sthewaiter’sanswer;
"QuelvinMonsieurdesire-t-il?"
"Tellmeagoodone。"——"ThatIcan,Sir:
TheChambertinwithyellowseal。"
"SoTERRE’Sgone,"Isay,andsinkinMyoldaccustom’dcorner-placeHe’sdonewithfeastingandwithdrinking,WithBurgundyandBouillabaisse。"
Myoldaccustom’dcornerhereis,Thetablestillisinthenook;
Ah!vanish’dmanyabusyyearisThiswell-knownchairsincelastItook。
WhenfirstIsawye,cariluoghi,I’dscarceabearduponmyface,Andnowagrizzled,grimoldfogy,IsitandwaitforBouillabaisse。
Whereareyou,oldcompanionstrustyOfearlydaysheremettodine?
Come,waiter!quick,aflagoncrusty——
I’llpledgetheminthegoodoldwine。
ThekindoldvoicesandoldfacesMymemorycanquickretrace;
Aroundtheboardtheytaketheirplaces,AndsharethewineandBouillabaisse。
There’sJACKhasmadeawondrousmarriage;
There’slaughingTOMislaughingyet;
There’sbraveAUGUSTUSdriveshiscarriage;
There’spooroldFREDintheGazette;
OnJAMES’Sheadthegrassisgrowing;
GoodLord!theworldhaswaggedapaceSinceherewesettheClaretflowing,Anddrank,andatetheBouillabaisse。
Ahme!howquickthedaysareflitting!
Imindmeofatimethat’sgone,WhenhereI’dsit,asnowI’msitting,Inthissameplace——butnotalone。
Afairyoungformwasnestlednearme,Adear,dearfacelookedfondlyup,Andsweetlyspokeandsmiledtocheerme——There’snoonenowtosharemycup……
IdrinkitastheFatesordainit。
Come,fillit,andhavedonewithrhymes:
Fillupthelonelyglass,anddrainitInmemoryofdearoldtimes。
Welcomethewine,whate’erthesealis;
AndsityoudownandsayyourgraceWiththankfulheart,whate’erthemealis。
——HerecomesthesmokingBouillabaisse!
THEMAHOGANYTREE。
Christmasishere:
Windswhistleshrill,Icyandchill,Littlecarewe:
LittlewefearWeatherwithout,ShelteredaboutTheMahoganyTree。
OnceontheboughsBirdsofrareplumeSang,initsbloom;
Night-birdsarewe:
Herewecarouse,Singinglikethem,PerchedroundthestemOfthejollyoldtree。
Hereletussport,Boys,aswesit;
LaughterandwitFlashingsofree。
Lifeisbutshort——
Whenwearegone,Letthemsingon,Roundtheoldtree。
Eveningsweknew,Happyasthis;
Faceswemiss,Pleasanttosee。
Kindheartsandtrue,Gentleandjust,Peacetoyourdust!
Wesingroundthetree。
Care,likeadun,Lurksatthegate:
Letthedogwait;
Happywe’llbe!
Drink,everyone;
Pileupthecoals,Filltheredbowls,Roundtheoldtree!
Drainwethecup。——
Friend,artafraid?
SpiritsarelaidIntheRedSea。
Mantleitup;
Emptyityet;
Letusforget,Roundtheoldtree。
Sorrows,begone!
Lifeanditsills,Dunsandtheirbills,Bidwetoflee。
Comewiththedawn,Blue-devilsprite,Leaveusto-night,Roundtheoldtree。
THEYANKEEVOLUNTEERS。
"AsurgeonoftheUnitedStates’armysaysthatoninquiringoftheCaptainofhiscompany,hefoundthatNINE-TENTHSofthemenhadenlistedonaccountofsomefemaledifficulty。"——MorningPaper。
YeYankeeVolunteers!
ItmakesmybosombleedWhenIyourstoryread,Thoughoft’tistoldone。
So——inbothhemispheresThewomenareuntrue,AndcruelintheNew,AsintheOldone!
What——inthiscompanyOfsixtysonsofMars,Whomarch’neathStripesandStars,Withfifeandhorn,Nine-tenthsofallweseeAlongthewarlikelineHadbutonecausetojoinThisHopeForlorn?
DesertersfromtherealmWheretyrantVenusreigns,Youslipp’dherwickedchains,Fledandout-ranher。
Andnow,withswordandhelm,TogetherbandedareBeneaththeStripeandStarEmbroider’dbanner!
AndisitsowithallThewarriorsrangedinline,Withlacebedizen’dfineAndswordsgold-hilted——
Yonlustycorporal,Yoncolor-manwhogripesTheflagofStarsandStripes——
Haseachbeenjilted?
Come,eachmanofthisline,Theprivatesstrongandtall,"Thepioneersandall,"
Thefifernimble——
LieutenantandEnsign,Captainwithepaulets,AndBlackythere,whobeatsTheclangingcymbal——
Ocymbal-beatingblack,Tellus,asthoucanstfeel,WasitsomeLucyNealWhocausedthyruin?
OnimblefifingJack,AnddrummermakingdinSodeftlyontheskin,Withthyrat-tattooing——
Confess,yevolunteers,LieutenantandEnsign,AndCaptainoftheline,AsboldasRoman——
Confess,yegrenadiers,Howeverstrongandtall,TheConquerorofyouallIsWoman,Woman!
NocorseletissoproofButthroughitfromherbowTheshaftsthatshecanthrowWillpierceandrankle。
Nochampione’ersotough,But’sinthestrugglethrown,Andtripp’dandtroddendownByherslimankle。
Thusalwaysitwasruled:
Andwhenawomansmiled,Thestrongmanwasachild,Thesageanoodle。
Alcideswasbefool’d,AndsillySamsonshorn,Long,longereyouwerehorn,PoorYankeeDoodle!
THEPENANDTHEALBUM。
"IamMissCatherine’sbook,"thealbumspeaks;
"I’velainamongyourtomesthesemanyweeks;
I’mtiredoftheiroldcoatsandyellowcheeks。
"Quick,Pen!andwritealinewithagoodgrace:
Come!drawmeoffafunnylittleface;
And,prithee,sendmebacktoCheshamPlace。"
PEN。
"Iammymaster’sfaithfuloldGoldPen;
I’veservedhimthreelongyears,anddrawnsincethenThousandsoffunnywomenanddrollmen。
"OAlbum!couldItellyouallhiswaysAndthoughts,sinceIamhis,thesethousanddays,Lord,howyourprettypagesI’damaze!"
ALBUM。
"Hisways?histhoughts?Justwhispermeafew;
Tellmeacuriousanecdoteortwo,Andwrite’emquicklyoff,goodMordan,do!"
PEN。
"SincehemyfaithfulservicedidengageTofollowhimthroughhisqueerpilgrimage,I’vedrawnandwrittenmanyalineandpage。
"CaricaturesIscribbledhave,andrhymes,Anddinner-cards,andpicturepantomimes;
Andmerrylittlechildren’sbooksattimes。
"I’vewritthefoolishfancyofhisbrain;
Theaimlessjestthat,striking,hathcausedpain;
Theidlewordthathe’dwishbackagain……
"I’vehelp’dhimtopenmanyalineforbread;
Tojokewithsorrowachinginhishead;
Andmakeyourlaughterwhenhisownheartbled。
"I’vespokewithmenofalldegreeandsort——
Peersoftheland,andladiesoftheCourt;
Oh,butI’vechronicledadealofsport!
"Feaststhatwereateathousanddaysago,Biddingstowinethatlonghathceasedtoflow,Gaymeetingswithgoodfellowslonglaidlow;
"Summonstobridal,banquet,burial,ball,Tradesman’spoliteremindersofhissmallAccountdueChristmaslast——I’veansweredall。
"PoorDiddler’stenthpetitionforahalf-
Guinea;MissBunyan’sforanautograph;
SoIrefuse,accept,lament,orlaugh,"Condole,congratulate,invite,praise,scoff。
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