首页 >出版文学> Over the Sliprails>第1章
  Preface
  Ofthestoriesinthisvolumemanyhavealreadyappearedin(variousperiodicals),whileseveralnowappearinprintforthefirsttime。
  H。L。
  Sydney,March17th,1900。
  ContentsTheSongsTheyusedtoSingAVisionofSandyBlightAndyPage’sRivalTheIron-BarkChip"Middleton’sPeter"
  TheMysteryofDaveReganMitchellonMatrimonyMitchellonWomenNoPlaceforaWomanMitchell’sJobsBill,theVentriloquialRoosterBushCatsMeetingOldMatesTwoLarrikinsMr。Smellingscheck"ARoughShed"
  PayableGoldAnOversightofSteelman’sHowSteelmantoldhisStoryOntheTrackTheSongsTheyusedtoSingOnthediggingsuptotwentyoddyearsago——andasfarbackasIcanremember——onLambingFlat,thePipeClays,Gulgong,HomeRule,andsothroughtheroaringlist;inbarkhuts,tents,public-houses,slygrogshanties,and——well,themostgloriousvoiceofallbelongedtoabadgirl。Wewereonlychildrenanddidn’tknowwhyshewasbad,butweweren’tallowedtoplaynearorgonearthehutshelivedin,andweweretrainedtobelievefirmlythatsomethingawfulwouldhappentousifwestayedtoansweraword,anddidn’trunawayasfastasourlegscouldcarryus,ifsheattemptedtospeaktous。Wehadbeforeusthedreadexampleofoneurchin,whogotanawfulhidingandwentonbreadandwaterfortwenty-fourhoursforallowinghertokisshimandgivehimlollies。Shedidn’tlookbad——shelookedtouslikeagrandandbeautifullady-girl——
  butwegotinstilledintoustheideathatshewasanawfulbadwoman,somethingmoreterribleeventhanadrunkenman,andonewhosepresencewastobefearedandfledfrom。Thereweretwoothergirlsinthehutwithher,alsoaprettylittlegirl,whocalledher"Auntie",andwithwhomwewerenotallowedtoplay——fortheywereallbad;
  whichpuzzledusasmuchaschild-mindscanbepuzzled。
  Wecouldn’tmakeouthoweverybodyinonehousecouldbebad。
  Weusedtowonderwhythesebadpeopleweren’thuntedawayorputingaoliftheyweresobad。Andanotherthingpuzzledus。Slippingoutafterdark,whenthebadgirlshappenedtobesingingintheirhouse,we’dsometimesrunagainstmenhangingroundthehutbyonesandtwosandthrees,listening。
  Theyseemedmysterious。Theyweremostlygoodmen,andweconcludedtheywerelisteningandwatchingthebadwomen’shousetoseethattheydidn’tkillanyone,orstealandrunawaywithanybadlittleboys——ourselves,forinstance——whoranoutafterdark;
  which,aswewereinformed,thosebadpeoplewerealwaysonthelookoutforachancetodo。
  WeweretoldinafteryearsthatoldPeterMcKenzie(arespectable,married,hard-workingdigger)wouldsometimesstealupoppositethebaddoorinthedark,andthrowinmoneydoneupinapieceofpaper,andlistenrounduntilthebadgirlhadsungthe"BonnieHillsofScotland"
  twoorthreetimes。Thenhe’dgoandgetdrunk,andstaydrunktwoorthreedaysatatime。Andhiswifecaughthimthrowingthemoneyinonenight,andtherewasaterriblerow,andshelefthim;andpeoplealwayssaiditwasallamistake。
  Butwecouldn’tseethemistakethen。
  ButIcanhearthatgirl’svoicethroughthenight,twentyyearsago:
  Oh!thebloomin’heath,andthepalebluebell,InmybonnetthenIwore;
  AndmemoryknowsnobrighterthemeThanthosehappydaysofyore。
  Scotland!Landofchiefandsong!
  Oh,whatcharmstotheebelong!
  AndIamoldenoughtounderstandwhypoorPeterMcKenzie——whowasmarriedtoaSaxon,andaTartar——wentandgotdrunkwhenthebadgirlsang"TheBonnieHillsofScotland。"
  HisanxiouseyemightlookinvainForsomelovedformitknew!……
  Andyetanotherthingpuzzledusgreatlyatthetime。
  Nextdoortothebadgirl’shousetherelivedaveryrespectablefamily——
  afamilyofgoodgirlswithwhomwewereallowedtoplay,andfromwhomwegotlollies(thosehardoldred-and-white"fishlollies"
  thatgrocerssenthomewithparcelsofgroceriesandreceiptedbills)。
  Nowonewashingday,theybeingasgladtogetridofusathomeasweweretogetout,wewentovertothegoodhouseandfoundnooneathomeexceptthegrown-updaughter,whousedtosingforus,andread"RobinsonCrusoe"ofnights,"outloud",andgiveusmorelolliesthananyoftherest——andwithwhomwewerepassionatelyinlove,notwithstandingthefactthatshewasengagedtoa"grown-upman"——
  (wereckonedhe’dbedeadandoutofthewaybythetimewewereoldenoughtomarryher)。Shewaswashing。Shehadcarriedthestoolandtuboveragainstthestickfencewhichseparatedherhousefromthebadhouse;
  and,toourastonishmentanddismay,thebadgirlhadbroughtHERtuboveragainsthersideofthefence。Theystoodandworkedwiththeirshoulderstothefencebetweenthem,andheadsbentdownclosetoit。
  Thebadgirlwouldsingafewwords,andthegoodgirlafterher,overandoveragain。Theysangverylow,wethought。
  Presentlythegoodgrown-upgirlturnedherheadandcaughtsightofus。
  Shejumped,andherfacewentflamingred;shelaidholdofthestoolandcarriedit,tubandall,awayfromthatfenceinahurry。
  Andthebadgrown-upgirltookhertubbacktoherhouse。
  Thegoodgrown-upgirlmadeuspromisenevertotellwhatwesaw——thatshe’dbeentalkingtoabadgirl——elseshewouldnever,nevermarryus。
  Shetoldme,inafteryears,whenshe’dgrownuptobeagrandmother,thatthebadgirlwassurreptitiouslyteachinghertosing"Madeline"
  thatday。
  Irememberadreadfulstoryofadiggerwhowentandshothimselfonenightafterhearingthatbadgirlsing。Wethoughtthenwhatafrightfullybadwomanshemustbe。Theincidentterrifiedus;andthereafterwekeptcarefullyandfearfullyoutofreachofhervoice,lestweshouldgoanddowhatthediggerdid……
  IhaveadreamyrecollectionofacircusonGulgongintheroaringdays,morethantwentyyearsago,andawoman(tomychild-fancyabeingfromanotherworld)standinginthemiddleofthering,singing:
  Outinthecoldworld——outinthestreet——
  AskingapennyfromeachoneImeet;
  CheerlessIwanderaboutalltheday,Wearingmyyounglifeinsorrowaway!
  Thatlastlinehauntedmeformanyyears。Irememberbeingfrightenedbywomensobbing(andoneortwogreatgrown-updiggersalso)
  thatnightinthatcircus。
  "Father,DearFather,ComeHomewithMeNow",wasasacredsongthen,notapegforvulgarparodiesandmorevulgar"business"
  forfourth-rateclownsandcorner-men。Thentherewas"ThePrairieFlower"。
  "OutonthePrairie,inanEarlyDay"——Icanhearthedigger’swifeyet:
  shewastheprettiestgirlonthefield。Theymarriedontheslyandcreptintocampafterdark;butthediggersgotwindofitandrolledupwithgold-dishes,shovels,&c。,&c。,andgavethemarealgoodtinkettlingintheold-fashionedstyle,andanuggetortwotostarthousekeepingon。
  Shehadaverysweetvoice。
  Fairasalily,joyousandfree,Lightoftheprairiehomewasshe。
  She’sa"granny"now,nodoubt——ordead。
  AndIrememberapoor,brutallyill-usedlittlewife,wearingablackeyemostly,andsinging"LoveAmongsttheRoses"atherwork。
  Andtheysangthe"BlueTailFly",andallthefirstandbestcoonsongs——
  inthedayswhenoldJohnBrownsankadufferonthehill……
  ThegreatbarkkitchenofGrannyMathews’"RedclayInn"。
  Afreshback-logthrownbehindthefire,whichlightstheroomfitfully。
  Companysettleddowntopipes,subduedyarning,andreverie。
  FlashJack——redsash,cabbage-treehatonbackofheadwithnothinginit,glossyblackcurlsbunchedupinfrontofbrim。FlashJackvolunteers,withoutinvitation,preparation,orwarning,andthroughhisnose:
  Hoh!——
  Therewasawildkerlonialyouth,JohnDowlinwashisname!
  Hebountiedonhisparients,WholivedinCastlemaine!
  andsoonto——
  HetookapistolfromhisbreastAndwavedthatlit——tletoy——
  "Littletoy"withanenthusiasticflourishandgreatunctiononFlashJack’spart——
  "I’llfight,butIwon’tsurrender!"saidThewildKerlonialBoy。
  Eventhisfailstorousethecompany’senthusiasm。"Giveusasong,Abe!
  Giveusthe`Lowlands’!"AbeMathews,beardedandgrizzled,islyingonthebroadofhisbackonabench,withhishandsclaspedunderhishead——
  hisfavouritepositionforsmoking,reverie,yarning,orsinging。
  Hehadastrong,deepvoice,whichusedtothrillmethroughandthrough,fromhairtotoenails,asachild。
  TheybotherAbetillhetakeshispipeoutofhismouthandputsitbehindhisheadontheendofthestool:
  TheshipwasbuiltinGlasgow;
  ’Twasthe"GoldenVanitee"——
  Lineshavedroppedoutofmymemoryduringthethirtyyearsgonebetween——
  AndsheploughedintheLowLands,Low!
  Thepublic-housepeopleandmorediggersdropintothekitchen,asalldowithinhearing,whenAbesings。
  "Nowthen,boys:
  AndsheploughedintheLowLands,Low!
  "Now,alltogether!
  TheLowLands!TheLowLands!
  AndsheploughedintheLowLands,Low!"
  Toeandheelandflatoffootbegintostamptheclayfloor,andhornyhandstoslappatchedkneesinaccompaniment。
  "Oh!saveme,lads!"hecried,"I’mdriftingwiththecurrent,AndI’mdriftingwiththetide!
  AndI’msinkingintheLowLands,Low!
  TheLowLands!TheLowLands!"——
  Theoldbarkkitchenisa-goingnow。Heelsdrummingongin-casesunderstools;hands,knuckles,pipe-bowls,andpannikinskeepingtimeonthetable。
  Andwesewedhiminhishammock,Andweslippedhimo’ertheside,AndwesunkhimintheLowLands,Low!
  TheLowLands!TheLowLands!
  AndwesunkhimintheLowLands,Low!
  OldBoozerSmith——adirtygin-soddenbundleofragsonthefloorinthecornerwithitsheadonacandlebox,andcoveredbyahorserug——
  oldBoozerSmithissupposedtohavebeendeadtotheuniverseforhourspast,butthechorusmusthavedisturbedhistorpor;
  for,withasuddennessandunexpectednessthatmakesthenextmanjump,therecomesabellowfromunderthehorserug:
  Wotthough!——Iwear!——arag!——gedcoat!
  I’llwearitlikeaman!
  andceasesassuddenlyasitcommenced。Hestrugglestobringhisruinedheadandbloatedfaceabovethesurface,glaresround;
  then,noonequestioninghismanhood,hesinksbackanddiestocreation;
  andsubsequentproceedingsareonlyinterruptedbyasnore,asfarasheisconcerned。
  LittleJimmyNowlett,thebullock-driver,isinspired。"Goon,Jimmy!
  Giveusasong!"
  InthedayswhenwewerehardupForwantofwoodandwire——
  Jimmyalwaysblunders;itshouldhavebeen"foodandfire"——
  WeusedtotieourbootsupWithlit——tlebits——erwire;
  and——
  I’msittinginmylit——tleroom,Itmeasuressixbysix;
  Thework-housewallisopposite,I’vecountedallthebricks!
  "Giveusachorus,Jimmy!"
  Jimmydoes,givinghisheadashort,jerkynodfornearlyeveryword,anddescribingacircleroundhiscrown——asifhewerestirringapintofhottea——withhisforefinger,attheendofeveryline:
  Hall!——Round!——Me——Hat!
  Iworeaweepin’willer!
  JimmyisaCockney。
  "Nowthen,boys!"
  Hall——round——mehat!
  Howmanyolddiggersrememberit?
  And:
  Abutcher,andabaker,andaquiet-lookingquaker,Alla-courtingprettyJessieattheRailwayBar。
  Iusedtowonderasachildwhatthe"railwaybar"meant。
  And:
  Iwould,Iwould,IwouldinvainThatIweresingleonceagain!
  Butah,alas,thatwillnotbeTillapplesgrowonthewillowtree。
  Adrunkengambler’syoungwifeusedtosingthatsong——toherself。
  Astiratthekitchendoor,andacryof"Pinter,"andoldPoynton,Ballaratdigger,appearsandisshovedin;hehasseveraldrinksaboard,andtheyproceedto"gitPinteronthesingin’lay,"
  andatlasttalkhimround。Hehasagoodvoice,butno"theory",andblundersworsethanJimmyNowlettwiththewords。
  Hestartswithahowl——
  Hoh!
  WaydowninCoventGar-ar-r-dingsA-strollingIdidgo,Toseethesweetestflow-ow-wersThate’eringardingsgrow。
  Hesawtheroseandlily——theredandwhiteandblue——
  andhesawthesweetestflow-ow-ersthate’eringardingsgrew;
  forhesawtwolovelymaidens(Pintercalls’em"virgings")
  underneath(hemusthavemeantontopof)"agardingchair",singsPinter。
  AndonewaslovelyJessie,Withthejetblackeyesandhair,roarsPinter,Andtheotherwasavir-ir-ging,Isolemn-lyedeclare!
  "Maiden,Pinter!"interjectsMr。Nowlett。
  "Well,it’sallthesame,"retortsPinter。"AmaidenISavirging,Jimmy。
  Ifyou’resinging,Jimmy,andnotme,I’llleaveoff!"
  Chorusof"Order!Shutup,Jimmy!"
  Iquicklyestep-peduptoher,Anduntoherdidsa-a-y:
  Doyoubelongtoanyyoungman,Hoh,tellmethat,Ipra-a-y?
  Heranswer,accordingtoPinter,wassurprisinglypromptandunconventional;
  alsofullandconcise:
  No;Ibelongtonoyoungman——
  Isolemnlyedeclare!
  ImeantoliveavirgingAndstillmylaurelswear!
  JimmyNowlettattemptstomoveanamendmentinfavourof"maiden",butispromptlysuppressed。ItseemsthatPinter’ssuithasahappytermination,forheissupposedtosinginthecharacterofa"SailorBold",andasheturnstopursuehisstrollin"CoventGar-ar-dings":
  "Oh,no!Oh,no!Oh,no!"shecried,"IloveaSailorBold!"
  "Hong-kore,Pinter!Giveusthe`GoldenGlove’,Pinter!"
  Thuswarmedup,Pinterstartswithanexplanatory"spoken"
  totheeffectthatthesongheisabouttosingillustratessomeofthelittlewaysofwoman,andhow,nomatterwhatyousayordo,sheisboundtohaveherownwayintheend;alsohow,inoneinstance,shesetaboutgettingit。
  Hoh!
  Now,it’sofayoungsquoirenearTimworthdiddwell,Whocourtedanobleman’sdaughtersowell——
  Thesonghaslittleornothingtodowiththe"squire",exceptsofaras"allfriendsandrelationshadgivenconsent,"and——
  Thetroo-soowasordered——appointedtheday,Andafarmerwereappointedfortogiveheraway——
  whichlastseemedamostunusualproceeding,consideringtheweddingwasatoneyaffair;butperhapstherewerepersonalinterests——
  thenoblemanmighthavebeenhardup,andthefarmerbackinghim。
  Buttherewasanextraordinarysceneinthechurch,andthingsgotmixed。
  Forassoonasthismaidingthisfarmerespied:
  "Hoh,myheart!Hoh,myheart!
  Hoh,myheart!"thenshecried。
  Hysterics?Anyway,insteadofbeingwed——
  Thismaidentooksickandshewenttoherbed。
  (N。B。——Pintersticksto`virging’。)
  Whereuponfriendsandrelationsandguestsleftthehouseinabody(astrangebutperhapsawiseproceeding,afterall——maybetheysmeltarat)
  andlefthertorecoveralone,whichshedidpromptly。Andthen:
  Shirt,breeches,andwaistcoatthismaidingputon,Anda-huntingshewentwithherdogandhergun;
  Shehuntedallroundwherethisfarmierdiddwell,Becauseinherownheartshelove-edhimwell。
  Thecat’soutofthebagnow:
  Andoftenshefired,butnogameshekilled——
  whichwasnotsurprising——
  Tillatlasttheyoungfarmiercameintothefield——
  Nowonder。Sheputittohimstraight:
  "Oh,whyareyounotatthewedding?"shecried,"Fortowaitonthesquoire,andtogivehimhisbride。"
  HewasaspromptandasdelightfullyunconventionalinhisreplyastheyoungladyinCoventGardings:
  "Oh,no!andoh,no!ForthetruthImustsa-a-y,Ilovehertoowellfortogivehera-w-a-a-y!"
  whichwassatisfactorytothedisguised"virging"。
  "……andI’dtakeswordinhand,AndbyhonourI’dwinherifshewouldcommand。"
  Whichwasstillmoresatisfactory。
  Nowthisvirging,being——
  (JimmyNowlett:"Maiden,Pinter——"Jimisthrownonastoolandsatonbyseveraldiggers。)
  Nowthismaiding,beingplease-edtoseehimsobold,Shegavehimherglovethatwasfloweredwithgold,andexplainedthatshefounditinhisfieldwhilehuntingaroundwithherdogandhergun。Itisunderstoodthathepromisedtolookuptheowner。Thenshewenthomeandputanadvertisementinthelocal`Herald’;andthatad。musthavecausedconsiderablesensation。
  Shestatedthatshehadlosthergoldenglove,andTheyoungmanthatfindsitandbringsittome,Hoh!thatveryyoungmanmyhusbandshallbe!
  Shehadasavingclauseincasetheyoungfarmermislaidtheglovebeforehesawthead。,andanOLDblokegotholtofitandfetcheditalong。
  Buteverythingwentallright。Theyoungfarmerturnedupwiththeglove。
  Hewasaveryrespectableyoungfarmer,andexpressedhisgratitudetoherforhaving"honour-edhimwithherlove。"Theyweremarried,andthesongendswithapictureoftheyoungfarmeressmilkingthecow,andtheyoungfarmergoingwhistlingtoplough。ThefactthattheylivedandgraftedontheselectionprovesthatIhittherightnailontheheadwhenIguessed,inthefirstplace,thattheoldnoblemanwas"stony"。
  Inafteryears,……shetoldhimofthefun,Howshehuntedhimupwithherdogandhergun。
  Butwhetherhewaspleasedorotherwisetohearit,afteryearsofmatrimonialexperiences,theoldsongdoesn’tsay,foritendsthere。
  FlashJackismoresuccessfulwith"SaintPatrick’sDay"。
  Icometotheriver,Ijumpeditquiteclever!
  Mewifetumbledin,andIlostherforever,St。Patrick’sowndayinthemornin’!
  ThisisgreatlyappreciatedbyJimmyNowlett,whoissuspected,especiallybyhiswife,ofbeingmorecheerfulwhenontheroadsthanwhenathome……
  "SamHolt"wasagreatfavouritewithJimmyNowlettinafteryears。
  Oh,doyourememberBlackAlice,SamHolt?
  BlackAlicesodirtyanddark——
  Who’danoseonherface——Iforgethowitgoes——
  AndteethlikeaMoretonBayshark。
  SamHoltmusthavebeenveryhardupfortuckeraswellasbeautythen,forDoyourememberthe’possumsandgrubsShebakedforyoudownbythecreek?
  SamHoltwas,apparently,ahardenedflashJack。
  Youwerenotquitethecleanlypotato,SamHolt。
  Referenceismadetohis"mannerofholdingaflush",andheisaskedtorememberseveralthingswhichhe,nodoubt,wouldratherforget,including……thehidingyougotfromtheboys。
  Thesongisdecidedlypersonal。
  ButSamHoltmakesapileandgoeshome,leavingmanyabetterandworsemantopadthehoofOutBack。And——JimNowlettsangthiswithsomuchfeelingastomakeitappearapersonalaffairbetweenhimandtheabsentHolt——
  And,don’tyourememberthefiver,SamHolt,Youborrowedsocarelessandfree?
  IreckonI’llwhistleagoodmanytunes(withincreasingfeeling)
  Ereyouthinkofthatfiverandme。
  ForthechanceswillbethatSamHolt’soldmateWillbehumpinghisdrumontheHughendenRoadTotheendofthechapteroffate……
  Anechofrom"TheOldBarkHut",sungintheoppositioncampacrossthegully:
  Youmayleavethedoorajar,butifyoukeepitshut,There’snoneedofsuffocationintheOuldBarrkHut……
  Thetucker’sinthegin-case,butyou’dbetterkeepitshut——
  FortheflieswillcantherrounditintheOuldBarkHut。
  However:
  What’soutofsightisoutofmind,intheOuldBarkHut……
  WewashedourgreasymoleskinsOnthebanksoftheCondamine。——
  Somebodytacklingthe"OldBullockDray";itmustbeoverfiftyversesnow。
  Isawabushmanatacountrydancestarttosingthatsong;
  he’dgetuptotenorfifteenverses,breakdown,andstartafresh。
  Atlasthesatdownonhisheeltoit,inthecentreoftheclearfloor,restinghiswristonhisknee,andkeepingtimewithanindexfinger。
  Itwasveryfunny,butthethingwastakenseriouslyallthrough。
  IrreverentechofromtheoldLambingFlattrouble,fromcampacrossthegully:
  RuleBritannia!Britanniarulesthewaves!
  NomoreChinamenwillenterNooSouthWales!
  andYankeeDoodlecametotownOnalittlepony——
  Stickafeatherinhiscap,AndcallhimMaccaroni!
  Allthecampsseemtobesingingto-night:
  Ringthebell,watchman!
  Ring!Ring!Ring!
  Ring,forthegoodnewsIsnowonthewing!
  Goodlines,theintroduction:
  Highonthebelfrytheoldsextonstands,Graspingtheropewithhisthinbonyhands!……
  Bon-firesareblazingthroughouttheland……
  Gloriousandblessedtidings!Ring!Ringthebell!……
  GrannyMathewsfailstocoaxhernieceintothekitchen,butpersuadeshertosinginside。Sheisthegirlwholearnt`subrosa’
  fromthebadgirlwhosang"Madeline"。Suchashavethemoninstinctivelytaketheirhatsoff。Diggers,&c。,strollingpast,haltatthefirstnotesofthegirl’svoice,andstandlikestatuesinthemoonlight:
  Shallwegatherattheriver,Wherebrightangelfeethavetrod?
  Thebeautiful——thebeautifulriverThatflowsbythethroneofGod!——
  Diggerswantedtosendthatgirl"Home",butGrannyMathewshadtheold-fashionedhorrorofanyofherchildrenbecoming"public"——
  Gatherwiththesaintsattheriver,ThatflowsbythethroneofGod!……
  Butitgrowslate,orrather,early。The"Eyetalians"gobyinthefrostymoonlight,fromtheirlastshiftintheclaim(foritisSaturdaynight),singingalitany。
  "Getupononeend,Abe!——standupall!"Handsareclaspedacrossthekitchentable。Redclay,oneofthelastofthealluvialfields,haspeteredout,andtheRoaringDaysaredying……Thegrandoldsongthatisknownallovertheworld;yethowmanyintenthousandknowmorethanoneverseandthechorus?LetPeterMcKenzielead:
  Shouldauldacquaintancebeforgot,Andneverbroughttomin’?
  Andheartsechofromfarbackinthepastandacrosswide,wideseas:
  Shouldauldacquaintancebeforgot,Anddayso’langsyne?
  Nowboys!alltogether!
  Forauldlangsyne,mydear,Forauldlangsyne,We’lltak’acupo’kindnessyet,Forauldlangsyne。
  Wetwahaerunaboutthebraes,Andpu’dthegowansfine;
  Butwe’vewanderedmonyawearyfoot,Sin’auldlangsyne。
  Theworldwaswidethen。
  Wetwahaepaidl’ti’theburn,Fraemornin’suntilldine:
  thelogfireseemstogrowwatery,forinwide,lonelyAustralia——
  Butseasbetweenusbraidhaeroar’d,Sin’auldlangsyne。
  Thekitchengrowsdimmer,andtheformsofthedigger-singersseemedsuddenlyvagueandunsubstantial,fadingbackrapidlythroughamistyveil。Butthewordsringstronganddefiantthroughhardyears:
  Andhere’sahand,mytrustyfrien’,Andgie’sagrupo’thine;
  Andwe’lltak’acupo’kindnessyet,Forauldlangsyne……
  AndthenettleshavebeengrowingforovertwentyyearsonthespotwhereGrannyMathews’bigbarkkitchenstood。
  AVisionofSandyBlightI’dbeenhumpingmyback,andcrouchingandgroaningforanhourorsointhedarkestcornerofthetravellers’hut,torturedbythedemonofsandyblight。Itwastoohottotravel,andtherewasnoonethereexceptourselvesandMitchell’scattlepup。
  Wewerewaitingtillaftersundown,forIcouldn’thavetravelledinthedaylight,anyway。Mitchellhadtiedawettowelroundmyeyes,andledmeforthelastmileortwobyanothertowel——
  oneendfastenedtohisbeltbehind,andtheotherinmyhandasIwalkedinhistracks。Andoh!butthiswasarelief!
  Itwasoutofthedustandglare,andthefliesdidn’tcomeintothedarkhut,andIcouldhumpandstickmykneesinmyeyesandgroanincomfort。
  Ididn’twantathousandayear,oranything;Ionlywantedreliefformyeyes——thatwasallIprayedforinthisworld。Whenthesungotdownabit,Mitchellstartedpokinground,andpresentlyhefoundamongsttherubbishadirty-lookingmedicinebottle,corkedtight;whenherubbedthedirtoffapieceofnotepaperthatwaspastedon,hesaw"eye-water"writtenonit。
  Hedrewthecorkwithhisteeth,smeltthewater,stuckhislittlefingerin,turnedthebottleupsidedown,tastedthetopofhisfinger,andreckonedthestuffwasallright。
  "Here!Wakeup,Joe!"heshouted。"Here’sabottleoftears。"
  "Abottlerwot?"Igroaned。
  "Eye-water,"saidMitchell。
  "Areyousureit’sallright?"Ididn’twanttobepoisonedorhavemyeyesburntoutbymistake;perhapssomeburningacidhadgotintothatbottle,orthelabelhadbeenputon,orlefton,inmistakeorcarelessness。
  "Idunno,"saidMitchell,"butthere’snoharmintryin’。"
  Ichancedit。Ilaydownonmybackinabunk,andMitchelldraggedmylidsupandspilthalfabottleofeye-waterovermyeye-balls。
  Thereliefwasalmostinstantaneous。Ineverexperiencedsuchaquickcureinmylife。Icarriedthebottleinmyswagforalongtimeafterwards,withanideaofgettingitanalysed,butleftitbehindatlastinacamp。
  Mitchellscratchedhisheadthoughtfully,andwatchedmeforawhile。
  "IthinkI’llwaitabitlonger,"hesaidatlast,"andifitdoesn’tblindyouI’llputsomeinmyeyes。I’mgettingatouchofblightmyselfnow。
  That’sthefaultoftravellingwithamatewho’salwayscatchingsomethingthat’snogoodtohim。"
  Asitgrewdarkoutsidewetalkedofsandy-blightandfly-bite,andsand-fliesupnorth,andordinaryflies,andbranchedofftoBarcoorot,andstruckthetrackagainatbeesandbeestings。Whenwegottobees,Mitchellsatsmokingforawhileandlookingdreamilybackwardsalongtracksandbranchtracks,androundcornersandcircleshehadtravelled,rightbacktotheshort,narrow,innocentbitoftrackthatendsinavague,mistypoint——liketheendofalong,straight,clearedroadinthemoonlight——asfarbackaswecanremember……
  "Ihadaboutfourteenhives,"saidMitchell——"weusedtocallthem`swarms’,nomatterwhethertheywereflyingorinthebox——whenIlefthomefirsttime。Ikeptthembehindtheshed,intheshade,ontablesofgalvanisedironcasesturneddownonstakes;
  butIhadtomakelegslateron,andstandtheminpansofwater,onaccountoftheants。Whenthebeesswarmed——andsomehivessentouttheLordknowshowmanyswarmsinayear,itseemedtome——
  we’dtin-kettle’em,andthrowwateron’em,tomake’embelievethebiggestthunderstormwascomingtodrowntheoldestinhabitant;
  and,iftheydidn’tgetthestartofusandrise,they’dsettleonabranch——
  generallyononeofthescraggyfruittrees。Itwasroughonthebees——
  cometothinkofit;theirinstincttoldthemitwasgoingtobefine,andthenoiseandwatertoldthemitwasraining。Theymusthavethoughtthatnaturewasmad,drunk,orgoneratty,ortheendoftheworldhadcome。
  We’drigupatable,withaboxupsidedown,underthebranch,coverourfacewithapieceofmosquitonet,haveragsburninground,andthengivethebranchasuddenjerk,turntheboxdown,andrun。Ifwegotmostofthebeesin,therestthatwerehangingtotheboughorflyingroundwouldfollow,andthenwereckonedwe’dshookthequeenin。
  Ifthebeesintheboxcameoutandjoinedtheothers,we’dreckonwehadn’tshookthequeenin,andgoforthemagain。
  Whenahivewasfullofhoneywe’dturntheboxupsidedown,turntheemptyboxmouthdownontopofit,anddrumandhammeronthelowerboxwithasticktillallthebeeswentupintothetopbox。
  Isupposeitmadetheirheadsache,andtheywentuponthataccount。
  "Isupposethingsaredonedifferentlyonproperbee-farms。
  I’veheardthatabee-farmerwillpartahangingswarmwithhisfingers,takeoutthequeenbeeandarrangematterswithher;butourwayssuitedus,andtherewasalotofexpectationandrunningandexcitementinit,especiallywhenaswarmtookusbysurprise。Theyellof`Beesswarmin’!’
  wasasgoodtousastheyellof`Fight!’isnow,or`Bolt!’intown,or`Fire’or`Manoverboard!’atsea。
  "Therewastonsofhoney。Thebeesusedtogotothevineyardsatwine-makingandgethoneyfromtheheapsofcrushedgrape-skinsthrownoutinthesun,andgetsodrunksometimesthattheywobbledintheirbee-lineshome。
  They’dfillalltheboxes,andthenbuildinbetweenandunderthebark,andboard,andtincovers。Theyneverseemedtogettheideaoutoftheirheadsthatthiswasn’tanevergreencountry,anditwasn’tgoingtosnowallwinter。MyyoungerbrotherJoeusedtoputpiecesofmeatonthetablesneartheboxes,andinfrontoftheholeswherethebeeswentinandout,forthedogstograbat。Butoneolddog,`BlackBill’,wasamatchforhim;
  ifitwasworthBill’swhile,he’dcampthere,andkeepJoeandtheotherdogsfromtouchingthemeat——onceitwasputdown——tillthebeesturnedinforthenight。AndJoewouldgettheotherkidsroundthere,andwhentheyweren’tlookingorthinking,he’dbrushthebeeswithastickandrun。
  I’dlamhimwhenIcaughthimatit。Hewasanawfulyoungdevil,wasJoe,andhegrewupsteady,andrespectable,andrespected——andIwenttothebad。Inevertrustagoodboynow……Ah,well!
  "Irememberthefirstswarmwegot。We’dbeentalkingofgettingafewswarmsforalongtime。ThatwaswhatwasthematterwithusEnglishandIrishandEnglish-IrishAustralianfarmers:
  weusedtotalksomuchaboutdoingthingswhiletheGermansandScotchdidthem。Andweeventalkedinalazy,easy-goingsortofway。
  "Well,oneblazinghotdayIsawfathercomingalongtheroad,hometodinner(wehaditinthemiddleoftheday),withhisaxeoverhisshoulder。
  Inoticedtheaxeparticularlybecausefatherwasbringingithometogrind,andJoeandIhadtoturnthestone;but,whenInoticedJoedraggingalonghomeinthedustaboutfiftyyardsbehindfather,Ifelteasierinmymind。SuddenlyfatherdroppedtheaxeandstartedtorunbackalongtheroadtowardsJoe,who,assoonashesawfathercoming,shiedforthefenceandgotthrough。Hethoughthewasgoingtocatchitforsomethinghe’ddone——orhadn’tdone。Joeusedtodosomanythingsandleavesomanythingsnotdonethathecouldneverbesureoffather。
  Besides,fatherhadawayofstartingtohammerusunexpectedly——
  whentheideastruckhim。Butfatherpulledhimselfupinaboutthirtyyardsandstartedtograbuphandfulsofdustandsandandthrowthemintotheair。
  Myidea,inthefirstflash,wastogetholdoftheaxe,forIthoughtitwassun-stroke,andfathermighttakeitintohisheadtostartchoppingupthefamilybeforeIcouldpersuadehimtoputit(hishead,Imean)
  inabucketofwater。ButJoecamerunninglikemad,yelling:
  "`Swarmer——bees!Swawmmer——bee——ee——es!Bring——a——tin——dish——
  and——a——dippera——wa-a-ter!’
  "Iranwithabucketofwaterandanoldfrying-pan,andprettysoontherestofthefamilywereonthespot,throwingdustandwater,andbangingeverything,tinoriron,theycouldgetholdof。
  Theonlybullockbellinthedistrict(ifitwasinthedistrict)
  wasontheoldpoleycow,andshe’dbeenlostforafortnight。
  Motherbroughtuptherear——butsoonworkedtothefront——
  withabaking-dishandabigspoon。Theoldlady——shewasn’toldthen——
  hadadeep-rootedprejudicethatshecoulddoeverythingbetterthananybodyelse,andthattheselectionandallonitwouldgotothedogsifshewasn’ttheretolookafterit。
  Therewasnojoltingthatideaoutofher。Shenotonlybelievedthatshecoulddoanythingbetterthananybody,andherswastheonlyrightorpossibleway,andthatwe’ddoeverythingupsidedownifshewasn’ttheretodoitorshowushow——butshe’dtrytodothingsherselforinsistonmakingusdothemherway,andthatledtomessesandrows。Shewasexcitednow,andtookcommandatonce。Shewasn’ttongue-tied,andhadnoimpedimentinherspeech。
  "`Don’tthrowupdust!——Stopthrowingupdust!——
  Doyouwanttosmother’em?——Don’tthrowupsomuchwater!——
  Onlythrowupapannikinatatime!——D’yerwanttodrown’em?
  Bang!Keeponbanging,Joe!——Lookatthatchild!Run,someone!——run!
  you,Jack!——D’yerwantthechildtobestungtodeath?——
  Takeherinside!……Dy’hearme?……Stopthrowingupdust,Tom!
  (Tofather。)You’rescaring’emaway!Can’tyouseetheywanttosettle?’
  [Fatherwasgettingmadandyelping:`ForGodsakeshettupandgoinside。’]
  `Throwupwater,Jack!Throwup——Tom!Takethatbucketfromhimanddon’tmakesuchafoolofyourselfbeforethechildren!
  Throwupwater!Throw——keeponbanging,children!Keeponbanging!’
  [Motherputherfaithinbanging。]`There!——they’reoff!You’velost’em!
  Iknewyouwould!Itoldyer——keeponbang——!’
  "Abeestruckherintheeye,andshegrabbedatit!
  "Motherwenthome——andinside。
  "Fatherwasgoodatbees——couldmanagethemlikesheepwhenhegottoknowtheirideas。Whentheswarmsettled,hesentusfortheoldwashingstool,boxes,bags,andsoon;andthewholetimehewasfixingthebeesInoticedthatwheneverhisbackwasturnedtoushisshoulderswouldjerkupasifhewascold,andheseemedtoshudderfrominside,andnowandthenI’dhearagruntingsortofwhimperlikeaboythatwasjuststartingtoblubber。Butfatherwasn’tweeping,andbeesweren’tstinginghim;
  itwasthebeethatstungmotherthatwasticklingfather。Whenhewentintothehouse,mother’sothereyehadbungedforsympathy。Fatherwasalwaysgentleandkindinsickness,andhebathedmother’seyesandrubbedmudon,buteverynowandthenhe’dcatchinside,andjerkandshudder,andgruntandcough。Mothergotwild,butpresentlythehumourofitstruckher,andshehadtolaugh,andarumlaughitwas,withbotheyesbungedup。Thenshegothysterical,andstartedtocry,andfatherputhisarmroundhershoulderandorderedusoutofthehouse。
  "Theywereveryfondofeachother,theoldpeoplewere,underitall——
  rightuptotheend……Ah,well!"
  Mitchellpulledtheswagsoutofabunk,andstartedtofastenthenose-bagson。
  AndyPage’sRivalTallandfreckledandsandy,Faceofacountrylout;
  ThatwasthepictureofAndy——
  Middleton’srouseabout。
  OnMiddleton’swidedominionsPliedthestock-whipandshears;
  Hadn’tanyopinions——————
  Andhehadn’tany"ideers"——atleast,hesaidsohimself——
  exceptasregardedanythingthatlookedtohimlikewhathecalled"funnybusiness",underwhichheadinghecataloguedtyranny,treachery,interferencewiththelibertyofthesubjectbythesubject,"blanky"lies,orswindles——allthings,inshort,thatseemedtohisslowunderstandingdishonest,meanorpaltry;
  mostespecially,andaboveall,treacherytoamate。
  THAThecouldneverforget。Andywasuncomfortably"straight"。
  Hismindworkedslowlyandhisdecisionswere,asarule,rightandjust;
  andwhenheoncecametoaconclusionconcerninganymanormatter,ordecideduponacourseofaction,nothingshortofanearthquakeoraNevertirecyclonecouldmovehimbackaninch——unlessaconvictionwereseverelyshaken,andthenhewouldrequireasmuchtimeto"back"tohisstartingpointashedidtocometothedecision。
  Andyhadcometoaconclusionwithregardtoaselector’sdaughter——name,LizziePorter——wholived(andslaved)onherfather’sselection,nearthetownshipcorneroftherunonwhichAndywasageneral"hand"。
  Hehadbeeninthehabitforseveralyearsofcallingcasuallyattheselector’shouse,asherodetoandfrobetweenthestationandthetown,togetadrinkofwaterandexchangethetimeofdaywitholdPorterandhis"missus"。Theconversationconcernedthedrought,andthelikelihoodorotherwiseoftheirevergoingtogetalittlerain;
  oraboutPorter’scattle,withanoccasionalenquiryconcerning,orreferenceto,astraycowbelongingtotheselection,butpreferringtherun;alittle,plump,saucy,whitecow,by-the-way,practicallypurewhite,butreferredtobyAndy——whohadeyeslikeablackfellow——as"oldSpeckledy"。Nooneelsecoulddetectaspotorspeckleonheratacasualglance。
  Thenafteralongbovinesilence,whichwouldhavebeenpainfullyembarrassinginanyothersociety,andatiltingofhiscabbage-treehatforward,whichcameofticklingandscratchingthesun-blotchednapeofhisneckwithhislittlefinger,Andywouldslowlysay:"Ah,well。Imustbegettin’。
  So-long,Mr。Porter。So-long,Mrs。Porter。"And,ifSHEwereinevidence——asshegenerallywasonsuchoccasions——"So-long,Lizzie。"
  Andthey’dshout:"So-long,Andy,"ashegallopedofffromthejump。
  Strangethatthoseshy,quiet,gentle-voicedbushmenseemthehardestandmostrecklessriders。
  ButoflatehishorsehadbeenseenhangingupoutsidePorter’sforanhourorsoaftersunset。Hesmoked,talkedovertheresultsofthelastdrought(ifithappenedtorain),andthepossibilitiesofthenextone,andplayedcardswitholdPorter;
  whotooktowinking,automatically,athis"oldwoman",andnudging,andjerkinghisthumbinthedirectionofLizziewhenherbackwasturned,andAndywasscratchingthenapeofhisneckandstaringatthecards。
  Lizzietoldaladyfriendofmine,yearsafterwards,howAndypoppedthequestion;tolditinherquietway——youknowLizzie’squietway(somethingoftheold,privilegedhouse-catabouther);
  neverasigninexpressionortonetoshowwhethersheherselfsaworappreciatedthehumourofanythingshewastelling,nomatterhowcomicalitmightbe。Shehadwitnessedtwotragedies,andhadfoundadeadmaninthebush,andrelatedtheincidentsasthoughtheywerecommon-place。
  Ithappenedoneday——afterAndyhadbeencomingtwoorthreetimesaweekforaboutayear——thatshefoundherselfsittingwithhimonalogofthewoodheap,inthecooloftheevening,enjoyingthesunsetbreeze。Andy’sarmhadgotroundher——
  justasitmighthavegoneroundaposthehappenedtobeleaningagainst。
  Theyhadn’tbeentalkingaboutanythinginparticular。Andysaidhewouldn’tbesurprisediftheyhadathunderstormbeforemornin’——
  ithadbeensosmotherin’hotallday。
  Lizziesaid,"Verylikely。"
  Andysmokedagoodwhile,thenhesaid:"Ah,well!It’sawearyworld。"
  Lizziedidn’tsayanything。
  By-and-byeAndysaid:"Ah,well;it’salonelyworld,Lizzie。"
  "Doyoufeellonely,Andy?"askedLizzie,afterawhile。
  "Yes,Lizzie;Ido。"
  Lizzieletherselfsettle,alittle,againsthim,withouteitherseemingtonoticeit,andafteranotherwhileshesaid,softly:
  "SodoI,Andy。"
  Andyknockedtheashesfromhispipeveryslowlyanddeliberately,andputitaway;thenheseemedtobrightensuddenly,andsaidbriskly:
  "Well,Lizzie!Areyousatisfied!"
  "Yes,Andy;I’msatisfied。"
  "Quitesure,now?"
  "Yes;I’mquitesure,Andy。I’mperfectlysatisfied。"
  "Well,then,Lizzie——it’ssettled!"……
  Butto-day——acoupleofmonthsaftertheproposaldescribedabove——
  Andyhadtroubleonhismind,andthetroublewasconnectedwithLizziePorter。Hewasputtingupatwo-railfencealongtheoldlog-paddockonthefrontage,andworkinglikeamanintrouble,tryingtoworkitoffhismind;andevidentlynotsucceeding——
  forthelasttwopanelswereoutofline。Hewasrammingapost——
  Andyrammedhonestly,fromthebottomofthehole,notthelastfewshovelfulsbelowthesurface,assomedo。Hewasrammingthelastlayerofclaywhenacloudofwhitedustcamealongtheroad,paused,anddriftedorpouredoffintothescrub,leavinglongDaveBentley,thehorse-breaker,onhislastvictim。
  "’Ello,Andy!Graftin’?"
  "Iwanttospeaktoyou,Dave,"saidAndy,inastrangevoice。
  "All——allright!"saidDave,ratherpuzzled。Hegotdown,wonderingwhatwasup,andhunghishorsetothelastpostbutone。
  DavewasAndy’soppositeinonerespect:hejumpedtoconclusions,aswomendo;but,unlikewomen,hewasmostlywrong。HewasanoldchumandmateofAndy’swhohadalwaysliked,admired,andtrustedhim。
  Butnow,tohishelplesssurprise,Andywentonscrapingtheearthfromthesurfacewithhislong-handledshovel,andheapingitconscientiouslyroundthebuttofthepost,hisfacelikeablockofwood,andhislipssetgrimly。Davebrokeoutfirst(withbushoaths):
  "What’sthematterwithyou?Spititout!WhathaveIbeendoin’toyou?
  What’syergotyerragoutabout,anyway?"
  Andyfacedhimsuddenly,withhatredfor"funnybusiness"
  flashinginhiseyes。
  "WhatdidyousaytomysisterMaryaboutLizziePorter?"
  Davestarted;thenhewhistledlongandlow。"Spititallout,Andy!"
  headvised。
  "Yousaidshewastravellin’withafeller!"
  "Well,what’stheharminthat?Everybodyknowsthat——"
  "IfanycrawlersaysawordaboutLizziePorter——lookhere,meandyou’sgottofight,DaveBentley!"Then,withstillgreatervehemence,asthoughhehadashareinthegarment:"Takeoffthatcoat!"
  "NotifIknowit!"saidDave,withthesuddenquietnessthatcomestobravebutheadstrongandimpulsivemenatacriticalmoment:
  "Meandyouain’tgoin’tofight,Andy;and"(withsuddenenergy)
  "ifyoutryitonI’llknockyouintojim-rags!"
  Then,steppingclosetoAndyandtakinghimbythearm:
  "Andy,thisthingwillhavetobefixedup。Comehere;
  Iwanttotalktoyou。"Andheledhimsomepacesaside,insidetheboundaryline,whichseemedaludicrouslyunnecessaryprecaution,seeingthattherewasnoonewithinsightorhearingsaveDave’shorse。
  "Now,lookhere,Andy;let’shaveitover。What’sthematterwithyouandLizziePorter?"
  "I’Mtravellin’withher,that’sall;andwe’regoingtogetmarriedintwoyears!"
  Davegaveventtoanotherlong,lowwhistle。Heseemedtothinkandmakeuphismind。
  "Now,lookhere,Andy:we’reoldmates,ain’twe?"
  "Yes;Iknowthat。"
  "AnddoyouthinkI’dtellyouablankylie,orcrawlbehindyourback?
  Doyou?Spititout!"
  "N——no,Idon’t!"
  "I’vealwaysstuckupforyou,Andy,and——why,I’vefoughtforyoubehindyourback!"
  "Iknowthat,Dave。"
  "There’smyhandonit!"
  Andytookhisfriend’shandmechanically,butgrippedithard。
  "Now,Andy,I’lltellyoustraight:It’sGorstruthaboutLizziePorter!"
  Theystoodastheywereforafullminute,handsclasped;
  AndywithhisjawdroppedandstaringinadazedsortofwayatDave。
  Heraisedhisdisengagedhandhelplesslytohisthatch,gulpedsuspiciously,andaskedinabrokenvoice:
  "How——howdoyouknowit,Dave?"
  "Knowit?Andy,ISEEN’EMMESELF!"
  "Youdid,Dave?"inatonethatsuggestedsorrowmorethanangeratDave’spartintheseeingofthem。
  "Gorstruth,Andy!"……
  "Tellme,Dave,whowasthefeller?That’sallIwanttoknow。"
  "Ican’ttellyouthat。IonlyseenthemwhenIwascanterin’pastinthedusk。"
  "Thenhow’dyouknowitwasamanatall?"
  "Itworetrousers,anyway,andwasasbigasyou;soitcouldn’thavebeenagirl。I’mprettysafetoswearitwasMickKelly。
  Isawhishorsehangin’upatPorter’sonceortwice。
  ButI’lltellyouwhatI’lldo:I’llfindoutforyou,Andy。
  And,what’smore,I’lljobhimforyouifIcatchhim!"
  Andysaidnothing;hishandsclenchedandhischestheaved。
  Davelaidafriendlyhandonhisshoulder。
  "It’sredhot,Andy,Iknow。AnybodyelsebutyouandIwouldn’thavecared。
  Butdon’tbeafool;there’sanyGorsquantityofgirlsknockin’round。
  Youjustgiveittoherstraightandchuckher,andhavedonewithit。
  Youmustbebadofftobotherabouther。Gorstruth!sheain’tmuchtolookatanyway!I’vegottoridelikeblazestocatchthecoach。
  Don’tknockofftillIcomeback;Iwon’tbeaboveanhour。
  I’mgoin’togiveyousomepointsincaseyou’vegottofightMick;
  andI’llhavetobetheretobackyou!"And,thustakingtherightmomentinstinctively,hejumpedonhishorseandgallopedontowardsthetown。
  Hisdust-cloudhadscarcelydisappearedroundacornerofthepaddockswhenAndywasawareofanotheronecomingtowardshim。HehadadazedideathatitwasDavecomingback,butwentondigginganotherpost-hole,mechanically,untilaspring-cartrattledup,andstoppedoppositehim。
  Thenheliftedhishead。ItwasLizzieherself,drivinghomefromtown。
  Sheturnedtowardshimwithherusualfaintsmile。Hersmallfeatureswere"washedout"andratherhaggard。
  "’Ello,Andy!"
  But,atthesightofher,allhishatredof"funnybusiness"
  ——intensified,perhaps,byasenseofpersonalinjury——cametoahead,andheexploded:
  "Lookhere,LizziePorter!Iknowallaboutyou。Youneedn’tthinkyou’regoin’tocottononwithmeanymoreafterthis!
  Iwouldn’tbeseeninapaddockwithyer!I’msatisfiedaboutyou!
  Getonoutofthis!"
  Thegirlstaredathimforamomentthunderstruck;thenshelammedintotheoldhorsewithastickshecarriedinplaceofawhip。