首页 >出版文学> The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices>第2章
  ’Mr。Goodchildwillkeepmecompanytillyoucomehome。Don’thurry。Excusemycallingyouback。’
  ’Itisnot,’saidtheAssistant,withhisformersmile,’thefirsttimeyouhavecalledmeback,dearDoctor。’Withthosewordshewentaway。
  ’Mr。Goodchild,’saidDoctorSpeddie,inalowvoice,andwithhisformertroubledexpressionofface,’Ihaveseenthatyourattentionhasbeenconcentratedonmyfriend。’
  ’Hefascinatesme。Imustapologisetoyou,buthehasquitebewilderedandmasteredme。’
  ’Ifindthatalonelyexistenceandalongsecret,’saidtheDoctor,drawinghischairalittlenearertoMr。Goodchild’s,’becomeinthecourseoftimeveryheavy。Iwilltellyousomething。Youmaymakewhatuseyouwillofit,underfictitiousnames。IknowImaytrustyou。Iamthemoreinclinedtoconfidenceto-night,throughhavingbeenunexpectedlyledback,bythecurrentofourconversationattheInn,toscenesinmyearlylife。Willyoupleasetodrawalittlenearer?’
  Mr。Goodchilddrewalittlenearer,andtheDoctorwentonthus:
  speaking,forthemostpart,insocautiousavoice,thatthewind,thoughitwasfarfromhigh,occasionallygotthebetterofhim。
  Whenthispresentnineteenthcenturywasyoungerbyagoodmanyyearsthanitisnow,acertainfriendofmine,namedArthurHolliday,happenedtoarriveinthetownofDoncaster,exactlyinthemiddleofarace-week,or,inotherwords,inthemiddleofthemonthofSeptember。Hewasoneofthosereckless,rattle-pated,open-hearted,andopen-mouthedyounggentlemen,whopossessthegiftoffamiliarityinitshighestperfection,andwhoscramblecarelesslyalongthejourneyoflifemakingfriends,asthephraseis,wherevertheygo。Hisfatherwasarichmanufacturer,andhadboughtlandedpropertyenoughinoneofthemidlandcountiestomakeallthebornsquiresinhisneighbourhoodthoroughlyenviousofhim。Arthurwashisonlyson,possessorinprospectofthegreatestateandthegreatbusinessafterhisfather’sdeath;wellsuppliedwithmoney,andnottoorigidlylookedafter,duringhisfather’slifetime。Report,orscandal,whicheveryouplease,saidthattheoldgentlemanhadbeenratherwildinhisyouthfuldays,andthat,unlikemostparents,hewasnotdisposedtobeviolentlyindignantwhenhefoundthathissontookafterhim。Thismaybetrueornot。ImyselfonlyknewtheelderMr。Hollidaywhenhewasgettingoninyears;andthenhewasasquietandasrespectableagentlemanaseverImetwith。
  Well,oneSeptember,asItoldyou,youngArthurcomestoDoncaster,havingdecidedallofasudden,inhisharebrainedway,thathewouldgototheraces。Hedidnotreachthetowntilltowardsthecloseoftheevening,andhewentatoncetoseeabouthisdinnerandbedattheprincipalhotel。Dinnertheywerereadyenoughtogivehim;butasforabed,theylaughedwhenhementionedit。Intherace-weekatDoncaster,itisnouncommonthingforvisitorswhohavenotbespokenapartments,topassthenightintheircarriagesattheinndoors。Asforthelowersortofstrangers,Imyselfhaveoftenseenthem,atthatfulltime,sleepingoutonthedoorstepsforwantofacoveredplacetocreepunder。Richashewas,Arthur’schanceofgettinganight’slodging(seeingthathehadnotwrittenbeforehandtosecureone)
  wasmorethandoubtful。Hetriedthesecondhotel,andthethirdhotel,andtwooftheinferiorinnsafterthat;andwasmeteverywherebythesameformofanswer。Noaccommodationforthenightofanysortwasleft。AllthebrightgoldensovereignsinhispocketwouldnotbuyhimabedatDoncasterintherace-week。
  ToayoungfellowofArthur’stemperament,thenoveltyofbeingturnedawayintothestreet,likeapennilessvagabond,ateveryhousewhereheaskedforalodging,presenteditselfinthelightofanewandhighlyamusingpieceofexperience。Hewenton,withhiscarpet-baginhishand,applyingforabedateveryplaceofentertainmentfortravellersthathecouldfindinDoncaster,untilhewanderedintotheoutskirtsofthetown。Bythistime,thelastglimmeroftwilighthadfadedout,themoonwasrisingdimlyinamist,thewindwasgettingcold,thecloudsweregatheringheavily,andtherewaseveryprospectthatitwassoongoingtorain。
  ThelookofthenighthadratheraloweringeffectonyoungHolliday’sgoodspirits。Hebegantocontemplatethehouselesssituationinwhichhewasplaced,fromtheseriousratherthanthehumorouspointofview;andhelookedabouthim,foranotherpublic-housetoinquireat,withsomethingverylikedownrightanxietyinhismindonthesubjectofalodgingforthenight。Thesuburbanpartofthetowntowardswhichhehadnowstrayedwashardlylightedatall,andhecouldseenothingofthehousesashepassedthem,exceptthattheygotprogressivelysmalleranddirtier,thefartherhewent。Downthewindingroadbeforehimshonethedullgleamofanoillamp,theonefaint,lonelylightthatstruggledineffectuallywiththefoggydarknessallroundhim。
  Heresolvedtogoonasfarasthislamp,andthen,ifitshowedhimnothingintheshapeofanInn,toreturntothecentralpartofthetownandtotryifhecouldnotatleastsecureachairtositdownon,throughthenight,atoneoftheprincipalHotels。
  Ashegotnearthelamp,heheardvoices;and,walkingcloseunderit,foundthatitlightedtheentrancetoanarrowcourt,onthewallofwhichwaspaintedalonghandinfadedflesh-colour,pointingwithaleanforefinger,tothisinscription:-
  THETWOROBINS。
  Arthurturnedintothecourtwithouthesitation,toseewhatTheTwoRobinscoulddoforhim。Fourorfivemenwerestandingtogetherroundthedoorofthehousewhichwasatthebottomofthecourt,facingtheentrancefromthestreet。Themenwerealllisteningtooneotherman,betterdressedthantherest,whowastellinghisaudiencesomething,inalowvoice,inwhichtheywereapparentlyverymuchinterested。
  Onenteringthepassage,Arthurwaspassedbyastrangerwithaknapsackinhishand,whowasevidentlyleavingthehouse。
  ’No,’saidthetravellerwiththeknapsack,turningroundandaddressinghimselfcheerfullytoafat,sly-looking,bald-headedman,withadirtywhiteapronon,whohadfollowedhimdownthepassage。’No,Mr。landlord,Iamnoteasilyscaredbytrifles;
  but,Idon’tmindconfessingthatIcan’tquitestandTHAT。’
  ItoccurredtoyoungHolliday,themomentheheardthesewords,thatthestrangerhadbeenaskedanexorbitantpriceforabedatTheTwoRobins;andthathewasunableorunwillingtopayit。Themomenthisbackwasturned,Arthur,comfortablyconsciousofhisownwell-filledpockets,addressedhimselfinagreathurry,forfearanyotherbenightedtravellershouldslipinandforestallhim,tothesly-lookinglandlordwiththedirtyapronandthebaldhead。
  ’Ifyouhavegotabedtolet,’hesaid,’andifthatgentlemanwhohasjustgoneoutwon’tpayyourpriceforit,Iwill。’
  TheslylandlordlookedhardatArthur。
  ’Willyou,sir?’heasked,inameditative,doubtfulway。
  ’Nameyourprice,’saidyoungHolliday,thinkingthatthelandlord’shesitationsprangfromsomeboorishdistrustofhim。
  ’Nameyourprice,andI’llgiveyouthemoneyatonceifyoulike?’
  ’Areyougameforfiveshillings?’inquiredthelandlord,rubbinghisstubblydoublechin,andlookingupthoughtfullyattheceilingabovehim。
  Arthurnearlylaughedintheman’sface;butthinkingitprudenttocontrolhimself,offeredthefiveshillingsasseriouslyashecould。Theslylandlordheldouthishand,thensuddenlydrewitbackagain。
  ’You’reactingallfairandabove-boardbyme,’hesaid:’and,beforeItakeyourmoney,I’lldothesamebyyou。Lookhere,thisishowitstands。Youcanhaveabedalltoyourselfforfiveshillings;butyoucan’thavemorethanahalf-shareoftheroomitstandsin。DoyouseewhatImean,younggentleman?’
  ’OfcourseIdo,’returnedArthur,alittleirritably。’Youmeanthatitisadouble-beddedroom,andthatoneofthebedsisoccupied?’
  Thelandlordnoddedhishead,andrubbedhisdoublechinharderthanever。Arthurhesitated,andmechanicallymovedbackasteportwotowardsthedoor。Theideaofsleepinginthesameroomwithatotalstranger,didnotpresentanattractiveprospecttohim。Hefeltmorethanhalfinclinedtodrophisfiveshillingsintohispocket,andtogooutintothestreetoncemore。
  ’Isityes,orno?’askedthelandlord。’Settleitasquickasyoucan,becausethere’slotsofpeoplewantingabedatDoncasterto-
  night,besidesyou。’
  Arthurlookedtowardsthecourt,andheardtherainfallingheavilyinthestreetoutside。HethoughthewouldaskaquestionortwobeforeherashlydecidedonleavingtheshelterofTheTwoRobins。
  ’Whatsortofamanisitwhohasgottheotherbed?’heinquired。
  ’Isheagentleman?Imean,isheaquiet,well-behavedperson?’
  ’ThequietestmanIevercameacross,’saidthelandlord,rubbinghisfathandsstealthilyoneovertheother。’Assoberasajudge,andasregularasclock-workinhishabits。Ithasn’tstrucknine,nottenminutesago,andhe’sinhisbedalready。Idon’tknowwhetherthatcomesuptoyournotionofaquietman:itgoesalongwayaheadofmine,Icantellyou。’
  ’Isheasleep,doyouthink?’askedArthur。
  ’Iknowhe’sasleep,’returnedthelandlord。’Andwhat’smore,he’sgoneoffsofast,thatI’llwarrantyoudon’twakehim。Thisway,sir,’saidthelandlord,speakingoveryoungHolliday’sshoulder,asifhewasaddressingsomenewguestwhowasapproachingthehouse。
  ’Hereyouare,’saidArthur,determinedtobebeforehandwiththestranger,whoeverhemightbe。’I’lltakethebed。’Andhehandedthefiveshillingstothelandlord,whonodded,droppedthemoneycarelesslyintohiswaistcoat-pocket,andlightedthecandle。
  ’Comeupandseetheroom,’saidthehostofTheTwoRobins,leadingthewaytothestaircasequitebriskly,consideringhowfathewas。
  Theymountedtothesecond-floorofthehouse。Thelandlordhalfopenedadoor,frontingthelanding,thenstopped,andturnedroundtoArthur。
  ’It’safairbargain,mind,onmysideaswellasonyours,’hesaid。’Yougivemefiveshillings,Igiveyouinreturnaclean,comfortablebed;andIwarrant,beforehand,thatyouwon’tbeinterferedwith,orannoyedinanyway,bythemanwhosleepsinthesameroomasyou。’Sayingthosewords,helookedhard,foramoment,inyoungHolliday’sface,andthenledthewayintotheroom。
  ItwaslargerandcleanerthanArthurhadexpecteditwouldbe。
  Thetwobedsstoodparallelwitheachother-aspaceofaboutsixfeetinterveningbetweenthem。Theywerebothofthesamemediumsize,andbothhadthesameplainwhitecurtains,madetodraw,ifnecessary,allroundthem。Theoccupiedbedwasthebednearestthewindow。Thecurtainswerealldrawnroundthis,exceptthehalfcurtainatthebottom,onthesideofthebedfarthestfromthewindow。Arthursawthefeetofthesleepingmanraisingthescantyclothesintoasharplittleeminence,asifhewaslyingflatonhisback。Hetookthecandle,andadvancedsoftlytodrawthecurtain-stoppedhalf-way,andlistenedforamoment-thenturnedtothelandlord。
  ’He’saveryquietsleeper,’saidArthur。
  ’Yes,’saidthelandlord,’veryquiet。’
  YoungHollidayadvancedwiththecandle,andlookedinatthemancautiously。
  ’Howpaleheis!’saidArthur。
  ’Yes,’returnedthelandlord,’paleenough,isn’the?’
  Arthurlookedcloserattheman。Thebedclothesweredrawnuptohischin,andtheylayperfectlystillovertheregionofhischest。Surprisedandvaguelystartled,ashenoticedthis,Arthurstoopeddowncloseroverthestranger;lookedathisashy,partedlips;listenedbreathlesslyforaninstant;lookedagainatthestrangelystillface,andthemotionlesslipsandchest;andturnedroundsuddenlyonthelandlord,withhisowncheeksaspaleforthemomentasthehollowcheeksofthemanonthebed。
  ’Comehere,’hewhispered,underhisbreath。’Comehere,forGod’ssake!Theman’snotasleep-heisdead!’
  ’YouhavefoundthatoutsoonerthanIthoughtyouwould,’saidthelandlord,composedly。’Yes,he’sdead,sureenough。Hediedatfiveo’clockto-day。’
  ’Howdidhedie?Whoishe?’askedArthur,staggered,foramoment,bytheaudaciouscoolnessoftheanswer。
  ’Astowhoishe,’rejoinedthelandlord,’Iknownomoreabouthimthanyoudo。Therearehisbooksandlettersandthings,allsealedupinthatbrown-paperparcel,fortheCoroner’sinquesttoopento-morrowornextday。He’sbeenhereaweek,payinghiswayfairlyenough,andstoppingin-doors,forthemostpart,asifhewasailing。Mygirlbroughthimuphisteaatfiveto-day;andashewaspouringofitout,hefelldowninafaint,orafit,oracompoundofboth,foranythingIknow。Wecouldnotbringhimto-
  andIsaidhewasdead。Andthedoctorcouldn’tbringhimto-andthedoctorsaidhewasdead。Andthereheis。AndtheCoroner’sinquest’scomingassoonasitcan。Andthat’sasmuchasIknowaboutit。’
  Arthurheldthecandleclosetotheman’slips。Theflamestillburntstraightup,assteadilyasbefore。Therewasamomentofsilence;andtherainpattereddrearilythroughitagainstthepanesofthewindow。
  ’Ifyouhaven’tgotnothingmoretosaytome,’continuedthelandlord,’IsupposeImaygo。Youdon’texpectyourfiveshillingsback,doyou?There’sthebedIpromisedyou,cleanandcomfortable。There’sthemanIwarrantednottodisturbyou,quietinthisworldforever。Ifyou’refrightenedtostopalonewithhim,that’snotmylookout。I’vekeptmypartofthebargain,andImeantokeepthemoney。I’mnotYorkshire,myself,younggentleman;butI’velivedlongenoughinthesepartstohavemywitssharpened;andIshouldn’twonderifyoufoundoutthewaytobrightenupyours,nexttimeyoucomeamongstus。’Withthesewords,thelandlordturnedtowardsthedoor,andlaughedtohimselfsoftly,inhighsatisfactionathisownsharpness。
  Startledandshockedashewas,Arthurhadbythistimesufficientlyrecoveredhimselftofeelindignantatthetrickthathadbeenplayedonhim,andattheinsolentmannerinwhichthelandlordexultedinit。
  ’Don’tlaugh,’hesaidsharply,’tillyouarequitesureyouhavegotthelaughagainstme。Youshan’thavethefiveshillingsfornothing,myman。I’llkeepthebed。’
  ’Willyou?’saidthelandlord。’ThenIwishyouagoodnight’srest。’Withthatbrieffarewell,hewentout,andshutthedoorafterhim。
  Agoodnight’srest!Thewordshadhardlybeenspoken,thedoorhadhardlybeenclosed,beforeArthurhalf-repentedthehastywordsthathadjustescapedhim。Thoughnotnaturallyover-sensitive,andnotwantingincourageofthemoralaswellasthephysicalsort,thepresenceofthedeadmanhadaninstantaneouslychillingeffectonhismindwhenhefoundhimselfaloneintheroom-alone,andboundbyhisownrashwordstostaytheretillthenextmorning。Anoldermanwouldhavethoughtnothingofthosewords,andwouldhaveacted,withoutreferencetothem,ashiscalmersensesuggested。ButArthurwastooyoungtotreattheridicule,evenofhisinferiors,withcontempt-tooyoungnottofearthemomentaryhumiliationoffalsifyinghisownfoolishboast,morethanhefearedthetrialofwatchingoutthelongnightinthesamechamberwiththedead。
  ’Itisbutafewhours,’hethoughttohimself,’andIcangetawaythefirstthinginthemorning。’
  Hewaslookingtowardstheoccupiedbedasthatideapassedthroughhismind,andthesharp,angulareminencemadeintheclothesbythedeadman’supturnedfeetagaincaughthiseye。Headvancedanddrewthecurtains,purposelyabstaining,ashedidso,fromlookingatthefaceofthecorpse,lesthemightunnervehimselfattheoutsetbyfasteningsomeghastlyimpressionofitonhismind。Hedrewthecurtainverygently,andsighedinvoluntarilyasheclosedit。’Poorfellow,’hesaid,almostassadlyasifhehadknowntheman。’Ah,poorfellow!’
  Hewentnexttothewindow。Thenightwasblack,andhecouldseenothingfromit。Therainstillpatteredheavilyagainsttheglass。Heinferred,fromhearingit,thatthewindowwasatthebackofthehouse;rememberingthatthefrontwasshelteredfromtheweatherbythecourtandthebuildingsoverit。
  Whilehewasstillstandingatthewindow-foreventhedrearyrainwasarelief,becauseofthesounditmade;arelief,also,becauseitmoved,andhadsomefaintsuggestion,inconsequence,oflifeandcompanionshipinit-whilehewasstandingatthewindow,andlookingvacantlyintotheblackdarknessoutside,heheardadistantchurch-clockstriketen。Onlyten!Howwashetopassthetimetillthehousewasastirthenextmorning?
  Underanyothercircumstances,hewouldhavegonedowntothepublic-houseparlour,wouldhavecalledforhisgrog,andwouldhavelaughedandtalkedwiththecompanyassembledasfamiliarlyasifhehadknownthemallhislife。Buttheverythoughtofwhilingawaythetimeinthismannerwasdistastefultohim。Thenewsituationinwhichhewasplacedseemedtohavealteredhimtohimselfalready。Thusfar,hislifehadbeenthecommon,trifling,prosaic,surface-lifeofaprosperousyoungman,withnotroublestoconquer,andnotrialstoface。Hehadlostnorelationwhomheloved,nofriendwhomhetreasured。Tillthisnight,whatsharehehadoftheimmortalinheritancethatisdividedamongstusall,hadlaiddormantwithinhim。Tillthisnight,Deathandhehadnotoncemet,eveninthought。
  Hetookafewturnsupanddowntheroom-thenstopped。Thenoisemadebyhisbootsonthepoorlycarpetedfloor,jarredonhisear。
  Hehesitatedalittle,andendedbytakingthebootsoff,andwalkingbackwardsandforwardsnoiselessly。Alldesiretosleeportoresthadlefthim。Thebarethoughtoflyingdownontheunoccupiedbedinstantlydrewthepictureonhismindofadreadfulmimicryofthepositionofthedeadman。Whowashe?Whatwasthestoryofhispastlife?Poorhemusthavebeen,orhewouldnothavestoppedatsuchaplaceasTheTwoRobinsInn-andweakened,probably,bylongillness,orhecouldhardlyhavediedinthemannerinwhichthelandlordhaddescribed。Poor,ill,lonely,-
  deadinastrangeplace;dead,withnobodybutastrangertopityhim。Asadstory:truly,onthemerefaceofit,averysadstory。
  Whilethesethoughtswerepassingthroughhismind,hehadstoppedinsensiblyatthewindow,closetowhichstoodthefootofthebedwiththeclosedcurtains。Atfirsthelookedatitabsently;thenhebecameconsciousthathiseyeswerefixedonit;andthen,aperversedesiretookpossessionofhimtodotheverythingwhichhehadresolvednottodo,uptothistime-tolookatthedeadman。
  Hestretchedouthishandtowardsthecurtains;butcheckedhimselfintheveryactofundrawingthem,turnedhisbacksharplyonthebed,andwalkedtowardsthechimney-piece,toseewhatthingswereplacedonit,andtotryifhecouldkeepthedeadmanoutofhismindinthatway。
  Therewasapewterinkstandonthechimney-piece,withsomemildewedremainsofinkinthebottle。Thereweretwocoarsechinaornamentsofthecommonestkind;andtherewasasquareofembossedcard,dirtyandfly-blown,withacollectionofwretchedriddlesprintedonit,inallsortsofzig-zagdirections,andinvariouslycolouredinks。Hetookthecard,andwentaway,toreadit,tothetableonwhichthecandlewasplaced;sittingdown,withhisbackresolutelyturnedtothecurtainedbed。
  Hereadthefirstriddle,thesecond,thethird,allinonecornerofthecard-thenturneditroundimpatientlytolookatanother。
  Beforehecouldbeginreadingtheriddlesprintedhere,thesoundofthechurch-clockstoppedhim。Eleven。Hehadgotthroughanhourofthetime,intheroomwiththedeadman。
  Oncemorehelookedatthecard。Itwasnoteasytomakeoutthelettersprintedonit,inconsequenceofthedimnessofthelightwhichthelandlordhadlefthim-acommontallowcandle,furnishedwithapairofheavyold-fashionedsteelsnuffers。Uptothistime,hismindhadbeentoomuchoccupiedtothinkofthelight。
  Hehadleftthewickofthecandleunsnuffed,tillithadrisenhigherthantheflame,andhadburntintoanoddpent-houseshapeatthetop,fromwhichmorselsofthecharredcottonfelloff,fromtimetotime,inlittleflakes。Hetookupthesnuffersnow,andtrimmedthewick。Thelightbrighteneddirectly,andtheroombecamelessdismal。
  Againheturnedtotheriddles;readingthemdoggedlyandresolutely,nowinonecornerofthecard,nowinanother。Allhisefforts,however,couldnotfixhisattentiononthem。Hepursuedhisoccupationmechanically,derivingnosortofimpressionfromwhathewasreading。Itwasasifashadowfromthecurtainedbedhadgotbetweenhismindandthegailyprintedletters-ashadowthatnothingcoulddispel。Atlast,hegaveupthestruggle,andthrewthecardfromhimimpatiently,andtooktowalkingsoftlyupanddowntheroomagain。
  Thedeadman,thedeadman,theHIDDENdeadmanonthebed!Therewastheonepersistentideastillhauntinghim。Hidden?Wasitonlythebodybeingthere,orwasitthebodybeingthere,concealed,thatwaspreyingonhismind?Hestoppedatthewindow,withthatdoubtinhim;oncemorelisteningtothepatteringrain,oncemorelookingoutintotheblackdarkness。
  Stillthedeadman!Thedarknessforcedhismindbackuponitself,andsethismemoryatwork,reviving,withapainfully-vividdistinctnessthemomentaryimpressionithadreceivedfromthefirstsightofthecorpse。Beforelongthefaceseemedtobehoveringoutinthemiddleofthedarkness,confrontinghimthroughthewindow,withthepalenesswhiter,withthedreadfuldulllineoflightbetweentheimperfectly-closedeyelidsbroaderthanhehadseenit-withthepartedlipsslowlydroppingfartherandfartherawayfromeachother-withthefeaturesgrowinglargerandmovingcloser,tilltheyseemedtofillthewindowandtosilencetherain,andtoshutoutthenight。
  Thesoundofavoice,shoutingbelow-stairs,wokehimsuddenlyfromthedreamofhisowndistemperedfancy。Herecogniseditasthevoiceofthelandlord。’Shutupattwelve,Ben,’hehearditsay。
  ’I’mofftobed。’
  Hewipedawaythedampthathadgatheredonhisforehead,reasonedwithhimselfforalittlewhile,andresolvedtoshakehismindfreeoftheghastlycounterfeitwhichstillclungtoit,byforcinghimselftoconfront,ifitwasonlyforamoment,thesolemnreality。Withoutallowinghimselfaninstanttohesitate,hepartedthecurtainsatthefootofthebed,andlookedthrough。
  Therewasasad,peaceful,whiteface,withtheawfulmysteryofstillnessonit,laidbackuponthepillow。Nostir,nochangethere!Heonlylookedatitforamomentbeforeheclosedthecurtainsagain-butthatmomentsteadiedhim,calmedhim,restoredhim-mindandbody-tohimself。
  Hereturnedtohisoldoccupationofwalkingupanddowntheroom;
  perseveringinit,thistime,tilltheclockstruckagain。Twelve。
  Asthesoundoftheclock-belldiedaway,itwassucceededbytheconfusednoise,down-stairs,ofthedrinkersinthetap-roomleavingthehouse。Thenextsound,afteranintervalofsilence,wascausedbythebarringofthedoor,andtheclosingoftheshutters,atthebackoftheInn。Thenthesilencefollowedagain,andwasdisturbednomore。
  Hewasalonenow-absolutely,utterly,alonewiththedeadman,tillthenextmorning。
  Thewickofthecandlewantedtrimmingagain。Hetookupthesnuffers-butpausedsuddenlyontheverypointofusingthem,andlookedattentivelyatthecandle-thenback,overhisshoulder,atthecurtainedbed-thenagainatthecandle。Ithadbeenlighted,forthefirsttime,toshowhimthewayup-stairs,andthreepartsofit,atleast,werealreadyconsumed。Inanotherhouritwouldbeburntout。Inanotherhour-unlesshecalledatoncetothemanwhohadshutuptheInn,forafreshcandle-hewouldbeleftinthedark。
  Stronglyashismindhadbeenaffectedsincehehadenteredhisroom,hisunreasonabledreadofencounteringridicule,andofexposinghiscouragetosuspicion,hadnotaltogetherlostitsinfluenceoverhim,evenyet。Helingeredirresolutelybythetable,waitingtillhecouldprevailonhimselftoopenthedoor,andcall,fromthelanding,tothemanwhohadshutuptheInn。Inhispresenthesitatingframeofmind,itwasakindofrelieftogainafewmomentsonlybyengaginginthetriflingoccupationofsnuffingthecandle。Hishandtrembledalittle,andthesnufferswereheavyandawkwardtouse。Whenheclosedthemonthewick,heclosedthemahair’sbreadthtoolow。Inaninstantthecandlewasout,andtheroomwasplungedinpitchdarkness。
  Theoneimpressionwhichtheabsenceoflightimmediatelyproducedonhismind,wasdistrustofthecurtainedbed-distrustwhichshapeditselfintonodistinctidea,butwhichwaspowerfulenoughinitsveryvagueness,tobindhimdowntohischair,tomakehisheartbeatfast,andtosethimlisteningintently。Nosoundstirredintheroombutthefamiliarsoundoftherainagainstthewindow,louderandsharpernowthanhehadheardityet。
  Stillthevaguedistrust,theinexpressibledreadpossessedhim,andkepthimtohischair。Hehadputhiscarpet-bagonthetable,whenhefirstenteredtheroom;andhenowtookthekeyfromhispocket,reachedouthishandsoftly,openedthebag,andgropedinitforhistravellingwriting-case,inwhichheknewthattherewasasmallstoreofmatches。Whenhehadgotoneofthematches,hewaitedbeforehestruckitonthecoarsewoodentable,andlistenedintentlyagain,withoutknowingwhy。Stilltherewasnosoundintheroombutthesteady,ceaseless,rattlingsoundoftherain。
  Helightedthecandleagain,withoutanothermomentofdelayand,ontheinstantofitsburningup,thefirstobjectintheroomthathiseyessoughtforwasthecurtainedbed。
  Justbeforethelighthadbeenputout,hehadlookedinthatdirection,andhadseennochange,nodisarrangementofanysort,inthefoldsoftheclosely-drawncurtains。
  Whenhelookedatthebed,now,hesaw,hangingoverthesideofit,alongwhitehand。
  Itlayperfectlymotionless,midwayonthesideofthebed,wherethecurtainattheheadandthecurtainatthefootmet。Nothingmorewasvisible。Theclingingcurtainshideverythingbutthelongwhitehand。
  Hestoodlookingatitunabletostir,unabletocallout;feelingnothing,knowingnothing,everyfacultyhepossessedgatheredupandlostintheoneseeingfaculty。Howlongthatfirstpanicheldhimhenevercouldtellafterwards。Itmighthavebeenonlyforamoment;itmighthavebeenformanyminutestogether。Howhegottothebed-whetherherantoitheadlong,orwhetherheapproacheditslowly-howhewroughthimselfuptounclosethecurtainsandlookin,heneverhasremembered,andneverwillremembertohisdyingday。Itisenoughthathedidgotothebed,andthathedidlookinsidethecurtains。
  Themanhadmoved。Oneofhisarmswasoutsidetheclothes;hisfacewasturnedalittleonthepillow;hiseyelidswerewideopen。
  Changedastoposition,andastooneofthefeatures,thefacewas,otherwise,fearfullyandwonderfullyunaltered。ThedeadpalenessandthedeadquietwereonitstillOneglanceshowedArthurthis-oneglance,beforeheflewbreathlesslytothedoor,andalarmedthehouse。
  Themanwhomthelandlordcalled’Ben,’wasthefirsttoappearonthestairs。Inthreewords,Arthurtoldhimwhathadhappened,andsenthimforthenearestdoctor。
  I,whotellyouthisstory,wasthenstayingwithamedicalfriendofmine,inpracticeatDoncaster,takingcareofhispatientsforhim,duringhisabsenceinLondon;andI,forthetimebeing,wasthenearestdoctor。TheyhadsentformefromtheInn,whenthestrangerwastakenillintheafternoon;butIwasnotathome,andmedicalassistancewassoughtforelsewhere。WhenthemanfromTheTwoRobinsrangthenight-bell,Iwasjustthinkingofgoingtobed。Naturallyenough,Ididnotbelieveawordofhisstoryabout’adeadmanwhohadcometolifeagain。’However,Iputonmyhat,armedmyselfwithoneortwobottlesofrestorativemedicine,andrantotheInn,expectingtofindnothingmoreremarkable,whenI
  gotthere,thanapatientinafit。
  Mysurpriseatfindingthatthemanhadspokentheliteraltruthwasalmost,ifnotquite,equalledbymyastonishmentatfindingmyselffacetofacewithArthurHollidayassoonasIenteredthebedroom。Itwasnotimethenforgivingorseekingexplanations。
  Wejustshookhandsamazedly;andthenIorderedeverybodybutArthuroutoftheroom,andhurriedtothemanonthebed。
  Thekitchenfirehadnotbeenlongout。Therewasplentyofhotwaterintheboiler,andplentyofflanneltobehad。Withthese,withmymedicines,andwithsuchhelpasArthurcouldrenderundermydirection,Idraggedtheman,literally,outofthejawsofdeath。InlessthananhourfromthetimewhenIhadbeencalledin,hewasaliveandtalkinginthebedonwhichhehadbeenlaidouttowaitfortheCoroner’sinquest。
  Youwillnaturallyaskme,whathadbeenthematterwithhim;andI
  mighttreatyou,inreply,toalongtheory,plentifullysprinkledwith,whatthechildrencall,hardwords。Iprefertellingyouthat,inthiscase,causeandeffectcouldnotbesatisfactorilyjoinedtogetherbyanytheorywhatever。Therearemysteriesinlife,andtheconditionofit,whichhumansciencehasnotfathomedyet;andIcandidlyconfesstoyou,that,inbringingthatmanbacktoexistence,Iwas,morallyspeaking,gropinghaphazardinthedark。Iknow(fromthetestimonyofthedoctorwhoattendedhimintheafternoon)thatthevitalmachinery,sofarasitsactionisappreciablebyoursenses,had,inthiscase,unquestionablystopped;andIamequallycertain(seeingthatIrecoveredhim)
  thatthevitalprinciplewasnotextinct。WhenIadd,thathehadsufferedfromalongandcomplicatedillness,andthathiswholenervoussystemwasutterlyderanged,IhavetoldyouallIreallyknowofthephysicalconditionofmydead-alivepatientatTheTwoRobinsInn。
  Whenhe’cameto,’asthephrasegoes,hewasastartlingobjecttolookat,withhiscolourlessface,hissunkencheeks,hiswildblackeyes,andhislongblackhair。Thefirstquestionheaskedmeabouthimself,whenhecouldspeak,mademesuspectthatIhadbeencalledintoamaninmyownprofession。Imentionedtohimmysurmise;andhetoldmethatIwasright。
  HesaidhehadcomelastfromParis,wherehehadbeenattachedtoahospital。ThathehadlatelyreturnedtoEngland,onhiswaytoEdinburgh,tocontinuehisstudies;thathehadbeentakenillonthejourney;andthathehadstoppedtorestandrecoverhimselfatDoncaster。Hedidnotaddawordabouthisname,orwhohewas:
  and,ofcourse,Ididnotquestionhimonthesubject。AllI
  inquired,whenheceasedspeaking,waswhatbranchoftheprofessionheintendedtofollow。
  ’Anybranch,’hesaid,bitterly,’whichwillputbreadintothemouthofapoorman。’
  Atthis,Arthur,whohadbeenhithertowatchinghiminsilentcuriosity,burstoutimpetuouslyinhisusualgood-humouredway:-
  ’Mydearfellow!’(everybodywas’mydearfellow’withArthur)’nowyouhavecometolifeagain,don’tbeginbybeingdown-heartedaboutyourprospects。I’llanswerforit,Icanhelpyoutosomecapitalthinginthemedicalline-or,ifIcan’t,Iknowmyfathercan。’
  Themedicalstudentlookedathimsteadily。
  ’Thankyou,’hesaid,coldly。Thenadded,’MayIaskwhoyourfatheris?’
  ’He’swellenoughknownallaboutthispartofthecountry,’
  repliedArthur。’Heisagreatmanufacturer,andhisnameisHolliday。’
  Myhandwasontheman’swristduringthisbriefconversation。TheinstantthenameofHollidaywaspronouncedIfeltthepulseundermyfingersflutter,stop,goonsuddenlywithabound,andbeatafterwards,foraminuteortwo,atthefeverrate。
  ’Howdidyoucomehere?’askedthestranger,quickly,excitably,passionatelyalmost。
  Arthurrelatedbrieflywhathadhappenedfromthetimeofhisfirsttakingthebedattheinn。
  ’IamindebtedtoMr。Holliday’ssonthenforthehelpthathassavedmylife,’saidthemedicalstudent,speakingtohimself,withasingularsarcasminhisvoice。’Comehere!’
  Heheldout,ashespoke,hislong,white,bony,righthand。
  ’Withallmyheart,’saidArthur,takingthehand-cordially。’I
  mayconfessitnow,’hecontinued,laughing。’Uponmyhonour,youalmostfrightenedmeoutofmywits。’
  Thestrangerdidnotseemtolisten。HiswildblackeyeswerefixedwithalookofeagerinterestonArthur’sface,andhislongbonyfingerskepttightholdofArthur’shand。YoungHolliday,onhisside,returnedthegaze,amazedandpuzzledbythemedicalstudent’soddlanguageandmanners。Thetwofaceswereclosetogether;Ilookedatthem;and,tomyamazement,Iwassuddenlyimpressedbythesenseofalikenessbetweenthem-notinfeatures,orcomplexion,butsolelyinexpression。Itmusthavebeenastronglikeness,orIshouldcertainlynothavefounditout,forIamnaturallyslowatdetectingresemblancesbetweenfaces。
  ’Youhavesavedmylife,’saidthestrangeman,stilllookinghardinArthur’sface,stillholdingtightlybyhishand。’Ifyouhadbeenmyownbrother,youcouldnothavedonemoreformethanthat。’
  Helaidasingularlystrongemphasisonthosethreewords’myownbrother,’andachangepassedoverhisfaceashepronouncedthem,-achangethatnolanguageofmineiscompetenttodescribe。
  ’IhopeIhavenotdonebeingofservicetoyouyet,’saidArthur。
  ’I’llspeaktomyfather,assoonasIgethome。’
  ’Youseemtobefondandproudofyourfather,’saidthemedicalstudent。’Isuppose,inreturn,heisfondandproudofyou?’
  ’Ofcourse,heis!’answeredArthur,laughing。’Isthereanythingwonderfulinthat?Isn’tYOURfatherfond-’
  ThestrangersuddenlydroppedyoungHolliday’shand,andturnedhisfaceaway。
  ’Ibegyourpardon,’saidArthur。’IhopeIhavenotunintentionallypainedyou。Ihopeyouhavenotlostyourfather。’
  ’Ican’twelllosewhatIhaveneverhad,’retortedthemedicalstudent,withaharsh,mockinglaugh。
  ’Whatyouhaveneverhad!’
  ThestrangemansuddenlycaughtArthur’shandagain,suddenlylookedoncemorehardinhisface。
  ’Yes,’hesaid,witharepetitionofthebitterlaugh。’Youhavebroughtapoordevilbackintotheworld,whohasnobusinessthere。DoIastonishyou?Well!Ihaveafancyofmyownfortellingyouwhatmeninmysituationgenerallykeepasecret。I
  havenonameandnofather。ThemercifullawofSocietytellsmeI
  amNobody’sSon!Askyourfatherifhewillbemyfathertoo,andhelpmeoninlifewiththefamilyname。’
  Arthurlookedatme,morepuzzledthanever。Isignedtohimtosaynothing,andthenlaidmyfingersagainontheman’swrist。
  No!Inspiteoftheextraordinaryspeechthathehadjustmade,hewasnot,asIhadbeendisposedtosuspect,beginningtogetlight-
  headed。Hispulse,bythistime,hadfallenbacktoaquiet,slowbeat,andhisskinwasmoistandcool。Notasymptomoffeveroragitationabouthim。
  Findingthatneitherofusansweredhim,heturnedtome,andbegantalkingoftheextraordinarynatureofhiscase,andaskingmyadviceaboutthefuturecourseofmedicaltreatmenttowhichheoughttosubjecthimself。Isaidthematterrequiredcarefulthinkingover,andsuggestedthatIshouldsubmitcertainprescriptionstohimthenextmorning。Hetoldmetowritethematonce,ashewould,mostlikely,beleavingDoncaster,inthemorning,beforeIwasup。Itwasquiteuselesstorepresenttohimthefollyanddangerofsuchaproceedingasthis。Heheardmepolitelyandpatiently,butheldtohisresolution,withoutofferinganyreasonsoranyexplanations,andrepeatedtome,thatifIwishedtogivehimachanceofseeingmyprescription,Imustwriteitatonce。Hearingthis,Arthurvolunteeredtheloanofatravellingwriting-case,which,hesaid,hehadwithhim;and,bringingittothebed,shookthenote-paperoutofthepocketofthecaseforthwithinhisusualcarelessway。Withthepaper,therefelloutonthecounterpaneofthebedasmallpacketofsticking-plaster,andalittlewater-colourdrawingofalandscape。
  Themedicalstudenttookupthedrawingandlookedatit。Hiseyefellonsomeinitialsneatlywritten,incypher,inonecorner。Hestartedandtrembled;hispalefacegrewwhiterthanever;hiswildblackeyesturnedonArthur,andlookedthroughandthroughhim。
  ’Aprettydrawing,’hesaidinaremarkablyquiettoneofvoice。
  ’Ah!anddonebysuchaprettygirl,’saidArthur。’Oh,suchaprettygirl!Iwishitwasnotalandscape-Iwishitwasaportraitofher!’
  ’Youadmireherverymuch?’
  Arthur,halfinjest,halfinearnest,kissedhishandforanswer。
  ’Loveatfirstsight!’hesaid,puttingthedrawingawayagain。
  ’Butthecourseofitdoesn’trunsmooth。It’stheoldstory。
  She’smonopolisedasusual。Trammelledbyarashengagementtosomepoormanwhoisneverlikelytogetmoneyenoughtomarryher。
  ItwasluckyIheardofitintime,orIshouldcertainlyhaveriskedadeclarationwhenshegavemethatdrawing。Here,doctor!
  Hereispen,ink,andpaperallreadyforyou。’
  ’Whenshegaveyouthatdrawing?Gaveit。Gaveit。’Herepeatedthewordsslowlytohimself,andsuddenlyclosedhiseyes。A
  momentarydistortionpassedacrosshisface,andIsawoneofhishandsclutchupthebedclothesandsqueezethemhard。Ithoughthewasgoingtobeillagain,andbeggedthattheremightbenomoretalking。HeopenedhiseyeswhenIspoke,fixedthemoncemoresearchinglyonArthur,andsaid,slowlyanddistinctly,’Youlikeher,andshelikesyou。Thepoormanmaydieoutofyourway。Whocantellthatshemaynotgiveyouherselfaswellasherdrawing,afterall?’
  BeforeyoungHollidaycouldanswer,heturnedtome,andsaidinawhisper,’Nowfortheprescription。’Fromthattime,thoughhespoketoArthuragain,heneverlookedathimmore。
  WhenIhadwrittentheprescription,heexaminedit,approvedofit,andthenastonishedusbothbyabruptlywishingusgoodnight。
  Iofferedtositupwithhim,andheshookhishead。Arthurofferedtositupwithhim,andhesaid,shortly,withhisfaceturnedaway,’No。’Iinsistedonhavingsomebodylefttowatchhim。HegavewaywhenhefoundIwasdetermined,andsaidhewouldaccepttheservicesofthewaiterattheInn。
  ’Thankyou,both,’hesaid,aswerosetogo。’Ihaveonelastfavourtoask-notofyou,doctor,forIleaveyoutoexerciseyourprofessionaldiscretion-butofMr。Holliday。’Hiseyes,whilehespoke,stillrestedsteadilyonme,andneveronceturnedtowardsArthur。’IbegthatMr。Hollidaywillnotmentiontoanyone-leastofalltohisfather-theeventsthathaveoccurred,andthewordsthathavepassed,inthisroom。Ientreathimtoburymeinhismemory,as,butforhim,Imighthavebeenburiedinmygrave。Icannotgivemyreasonsformakingthisstrangerequest。Icanonlyimplorehimtograntit。’
  Hisvoicefalteredforthefirsttime,andhehidhisfaceonthepillow。Arthur,completelybewildered,gavetherequiredpledge。
  ItookyoungHollidayawaywithme,immediatelyafterwards,tothehouseofmyfriend;determiningtogobacktotheInn,andtoseethemedicalstudentagainbeforehehadleftinthemorning。
  IreturnedtotheInnateighto’clock,purposelyabstainingfromwakingArthur,whowassleepingoffthepastnight’sexcitementononeofmyfriend’ssofas。AsuspicionhadoccurredtomeassoonasIwasaloneinmybedroom,whichmademeresolvethatHollidayandthestrangerwhoselifehehadsavedshouldnotmeetagain,ifIcouldpreventit。Ihavealreadyalludedtocertainreports,orscandals,whichIknewof,relatingtotheearlylifeofArthur’sfather。WhileIwasthinking,inmybed,ofwhathadpassedattheInn-ofthechangeinthestudent’spulsewhenheheardthenameofHolliday;oftheresemblanceofexpressionthatIhaddiscoveredbetweenhisfaceandArthur’s;oftheemphasishehadlaidonthosethreewords,’myownbrother;’andofhisincomprehensibleacknowledgmentofhisownillegitimacy-whileIwasthinkingofthesethings,thereportsIhavementionedsuddenlyflewintomymind,andlinkedthemselvesfasttothechainofmypreviousreflections。Somethingwithinmewhispered,’Itisbestthatthosetwoyoungmenshouldnotmeetagain。’IfeltitbeforeIslept;I
  feltitwhenIwoke;andIwent,asItoldyou,alonetotheInnthenextmorning。
  Ihadmissedmyonlyopportunityofseeingmynamelesspatientagain。HehadbeengonenearlyanhourwhenIinquiredforhim。
  IhavenowtoldyoueverythingthatIknowforcertain,inrelationtothemanwhomIbroughtbacktolifeinthedouble-beddedroomoftheInnatDoncaster。WhatIhavenexttoaddismatterforinferenceandsurmise,andisnot,strictlyspeaking,matteroffact。
  Ihavetotellyou,first,thatthemedicalstudentturnedouttobestrangelyandunaccountablyrightinassumingitasmorethanprobablethatArthurHollidaywouldmarrytheyoungladywhohadgivenhimthewater-colourdrawingofthelandscape。ThatmarriagetookplacealittlemorethanayearaftertheeventsoccurredwhichIhavejustbeenrelating。TheyoungcouplecametoliveintheneighbourhoodinwhichIwasthenestablishedinpractice。I
  waspresentatthewedding,andwasrathersurprisedtofindthatArthurwassingularlyreservedwithme,bothbeforeandafterhismarriage,onthesubjectoftheyounglady’spriorengagement。Heonlyreferredtoitonce,whenwewerealone,merelytellingme,onthatoccasion,thathiswifehaddoneallthathonouranddutyrequiredofherinthematter,andthattheengagementhadbeenbrokenoffwiththefullapprovalofherparents。Ineverheardmorefromhimthanthis。Forthreeyearsheandhiswifelivedtogetherhappily。Attheexpirationofthattime,thesymptomsofaseriousillnessfirstdeclaredthemselvesinMrs。ArthurHolliday。Itturnedouttobealong,lingering,hopelessmalady。
  Iattendedherthroughout。Wehadbeengreatfriendswhenshewaswell,andwebecamemoreattachedtoeachotherthaneverwhenshewasill。Ihadmanylongandinterestingconversationswithherintheintervalswhenshesufferedleast。TheresultofoneoftheseconversationsImaybrieflyrelate,leavingyoutodrawanyinferencesfromitthatyouplease。
  TheinterviewtowhichIrefer,occurredshortlybeforeherdeath。
  Icalledoneevening,asusual,andfoundheralone,withalookinhereyeswhichtoldmethatshehadbeencrying。Sheonlyinformedmeatfirst,thatshehadbeendepressedinspirits;but,bylittleandlittle,shebecamemorecommunicative,andconfessedtomethatshehadbeenlookingoversomeoldletters,whichhadbeenaddressedtoher,beforeshehadseenArthur,byamantowhomshehadbeenengagedtobemarried。Iaskedherhowtheengagementcametobebrokenoff。Sherepliedthatithadnotbeenbrokenoff,butthatithaddiedoutinaverymysteriousway。Thepersontowhomshewasengaged-herfirstlove,shecalledhim-wasverypoor,andtherewasnoimmediateprospectoftheirbeingmarried。
  Hefollowedmyprofession,andwentabroadtostudy。Theyhadcorrespondedregularly,untilthetimewhen,asshebelieved,hehadreturnedtoEngland。Fromthatperiodsheheardnomoreofhim。Hewasofafretful,sensitivetemperament;andshefearedthatshemighthaveinadvertentlydoneorsaidsomethingthatoffendedhim。Howeverthatmightbe,hehadneverwrittentoheragain;and,afterwaitingayear,shehadmarriedArthur。Iaskedwhenthefirstestrangementhadbegun,andfoundthatthetimeatwhichsheceasedtohearanythingofherfirstloverexactlycorrespondedwiththetimeatwhichIhadbeencalledintomymysteriouspatientatTheTwoRobinsInn。
  Afortnightafterthatconversation,shedied。Incourseoftime,Arthurmarriedagain。Oflateyears,hehaslivedprincipallyinLondon,andIhaveseenlittleornothingofhim。
  IhavemanyyearstopassoverbeforeIcanapproachtoanythinglikeaconclusionofthisfragmentarynarrative。Andevenwhenthatlaterperiodisreached,thelittlethatIhavetosaywillnotoccupyyourattentionformorethanafewminutes。Betweensixandsevenyearsago,thegentlemantowhomIintroducedyouinthisroom,cametome,withgoodprofessionalrecommendations,tofillthepositionofmyassistant。Wemet,notlikestrangers,butlikefriends-theonlydifferencebetweenusbeing,thatIwasverymuchsurprisedtoseehim,andthathedidnotappeartobeatallsurprisedtoseeme。Ifhewasmysonormybrother,Ibelievehecouldnotbefonderofmethanheis;buthehasnevervolunteeredanyconfidencessincehehasbeenhere,onthesubjectofhispastlife。Isawsomethingthatwasfamiliartomeinhisfacewhenwefirstmet;andyetitwasalsosomethingthatsuggestedtheideaofchange。IhadanotiononcethatmypatientattheInnmightbeanaturalsonofMr。Holliday’s;IhadanotherideathathemightalsohavebeenthemanwhowasengagedtoArthur’sfirstwife;andIhaveathirdidea,stillclingingtome,thatMr。LornistheonlymaninEnglandwhocouldreallyenlightenme,ifhechose,onboththosedoubtfulpoints。Hishairisnotblack,now,andhiseyesaredimmerthanthepiercingeyesthatIremember,but,forallthat,heisverylikethenamelessmedicalstudentofmyyoungdays-verylikehim。And,sometimes,whenIcomehomelateatnight,andfindhimasleep,andwakehim,helooks,incomingto,wonderfullylikethestrangeratDoncaster,asheraisedhimselfinthebedonthatmemorablenight!
  TheDoctorpaused。Mr。Goodchild,whohadbeenfollowingeverywordthatfellfromhislipsuptothistime,leanedforwardeagerlytoaskaquestion。Beforehecouldsayaword,thelatchofthedoorwasraised,withoutanywarningsoundoffootstepsinthepassageoutside。Along,white,bonyhandappearedthroughtheopening,gentlypushingthedoor,whichwaspreventedfromworkingfreelyonitshingesbyafoldinthecarpetunderit。
  ’Thathand!Lookatthathand,Doctor!’saidMr。Goodchild,touchinghim。
  Atthesamemoment,theDoctorlookedatMr。Goodchild,andwhisperedtohim,significantly:
  ’Hush!hehascomeback。’
  CHAPTERIII
  TheCumberlandDoctor’smentionofDoncasterRaces,inspiredMr。
  FrancisGoodchildwiththeideaofgoingdowntoDoncastertoseetheraces。Doncasterbeingagoodwayoff,andquiteoutofthewayoftheIdleApprentices(ifanythingcouldbeoutoftheirway,whohadnoway),itnecessarilyfollowedthatFrancisperceivedDoncasterintherace-weektobe,ofallpossibleidleness,theparticularidlenessthatwouldcompletelysatisfyhim。
  Thomas,withanenforcedidlenessgraftedonthenaturalandvoluntarypowerofhisdisposition,wasnotofthismind;objectingthatamancompelledtolieonhisbackonafloor,asofa,atable,alineofchairs,oranythinghecouldgettolieupon,wasnotinracingcondition,andthathedesirednothingbetterthantoliewherehewas,enjoyinghimselfinlookingatthefliesontheceiling。But,FrancisGoodchild,whohadbeenwalkingroundhiscompanioninacircuitoftwelvemilesfortwodays,andhadbeguntodoubtwhetheritwasreservedforhimevertobeidleinhislife,notonlyoverpoweredthisobjection,butevenconvertedThomasIdletoaschemeheformed(anotheridleinspiration),ofconveyingthesaidThomastothesea-coast,andputtinghisinjuredlegunderastreamofsalt-water。
  Plungingintothishappyconceptionheadforemost,Mr。Goodchildimmediatelyreferredtothecounty-map,andardentlydiscoveredthatthemostdeliciouspieceofsea-coasttobefoundwithinthelimitsofEngland,Ireland,Scotland,Wales,theIsleofMan,andtheChannelIslands,allsummeduptogether,wasAllonbyonthecoastofCumberland。TherewasthecoastofScotlandoppositetoAllonby,saidMr。Goodchildwithenthusiasm;therewasafineScottishmountainonthatScottishcoast;therewereScottishlightstobeseenshiningacrossthegloriousChannel,andatAllonbyitselftherewaseveryidleluxury(nodoubt)thatawatering-placecouldoffertotheheartofidleman。Moreover,saidMr。Goodchild,withhisfingeronthemap,thisexquisiteretreatwasapproachedbyacoach-road,fromarailway-stationcalledAspatria-aname,inamanner,suggestiveofthedepartedgloriesofGreece,associatedwithoneofthemostengagingandmostfamousofGreekwomen。Onthispoint,Mr。GoodchildcontinuedatintervalstobreatheaveinofclassicfancyandeloquenceexceedinglyirksometoMr。Idle,untilitappearedthatthehonestEnglishpronunciationofthatCumberlandcountryshortenedAspatriainto’Spatter。’Afterthissupplementarydiscovery,Mr。Goodchildsaidnomoreaboutit。
  BywayofSpatter,thecrippledIdlewascarried,hoisted,pushed,poked,andpacked,intoandoutofcarriages,intoandoutofbeds,intoandoutoftavernresting-places,untilhewasbroughtatlengthwithinsniffofthesea。Andnow,beholdtheapprenticesgallantlyridingintoAllonbyinaone-horsefly,bentuponstayinginthatpeacefulmarinevalleyuntiltheturbulentDoncastertimeshallcomerounduponthewheel,initsturnamongwhatareinsportingregisterscalledthe’Fixtures’forthemonth。
  ’DoyouseeAllonby!’askedThomasIdle。
  ’Idon’tseeityet,’saidFrancis,lookingoutofwindow。
  ’Itmustbethere,’saidThomasIdle。
  ’Idon’tseeit,’returnedFrancis。
  ’Itmustbethere,’repeatedThomasIdle,fretfully。
  ’Lordblessme!’exclaimedFrancis,drawinginhishead,’Isupposethisisit!’
  ’Awatering-place,’retortedThomasIdle,withthepardonablesharpnessofaninvalid,’can’tbefivegentlemeninstrawhats,onaformononesideofadoor,andfourladiesinhatsandfalls,onaformonanothersideofadoor,andthreegeeseinadirtylittlebrookbeforethem,andaboy’slegshangingoverabridge(withaboy’sbodyIsupposeontheothersideoftheparapet),andadonkeyrunningaway。Whatareyoutalkingabout?’
  ’Allonby,gentlemen,’saidthemostcomfortableoflandladiesassheopenedonedoorofthecarriage;’Allonby,gentlemen,’saidthemostattentiveoflandlords,asheopenedtheother。
  ThomasIdleyieldedhisarmtothereadyGoodchild,anddescendedfromthevehicle。Thomas,nowjustabletogropehiswayalong,inadoubled-upcondition,withtheaidoftwothicksticks,wasnobadembodimentofCommodoreTrunnion,orofoneofthosemanygallantAdmiralsofthestage,whohaveallamplefortunes,gout,thicksticks,tempers,wards,andnephews。Withthisdistinguishednavalappearanceuponhim,Thomasmadeacrab-likeprogressupacleanlittlebulk-headedstaircase,intoacleanlittlebulk-headedroom,whereheslowlydepositedhimselfonasofa,withastickoneitherhandofhim,lookingexceedinglygrim。
  ’Francis,’saidThomasIdle,’whatdoyouthinkofthisplace?’
  ’Ithink,’returnedMr。Goodchild,inaglowingway,’itiseverythingweexpected。’
  ’Hah!’saidThomasIdle。
  ’Thereisthesea,’criedMr。Goodchild,pointingoutofwindow;
  ’andhere,’pointingtothelunchonthetable,’areshrimps。Letus-’hereMr。Goodchildlookedoutofwindow,asifinsearchofsomething,andlookedinagain,-’letuseat’em。’
  Theshrimpseatenandthedinnerordered,Mr。Goodchildwentouttosurveythewatering-place。AsChorusoftheDrama,withoutwhomThomascouldmakenothingofthescenery,heby-and-byreturned,tohavethefollowingreportscrewedoutofhim。
  Inbrief,itwasthemostdelightfulplaceeverseen。
  ’But,’ThomasIdleasked,’whereisit?’
  ’It’swhatyoumaycallgenerallyupanddownthebeach,hereandthere,’saidMr。Goodchild,withatwistofhishand。
  ’Proceed,’saidThomasIdle。
  Itwas,Mr。Goodchildwentontosay,incross-examination,whatyoumightcallaprimitiveplace。Large?No,itwasnotlarge。