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第1章

  ChapterI
  THEBLURRINGOFLINES
  Itisimperativethatnowatonce,whilethesestupendouseventsarestillclearinmymind,Ishouldsetthemdownwiththatexactnessofdetailwhichtimemayblur。ButevenasIdoso,I
  amoverwhelmedbythewonderofthefactthatitshouldbeourlittlegroupofthe"LostWorld"——ProfessorChallenger,ProfessorSummerlee,LordJohnRoxton,andmyself——whohavepassedthroughthisamazingexperience。
  When,someyearsago,IchronicledintheDailyGazetteourepoch—makingjourneyinSouthAmerica,Ilittlethoughtthatitshouldeverfalltomylottotellanevenstrangerpersonalexperience,onewhichisuniqueinallhumanannalsandmuststandoutintherecordsofhistoryasagreatpeakamongthehumblefoothillswhichsurroundit。Theeventitselfwillalwaysbemarvellous,butthecircumstancesthatwefourweretogetheratthetimeofthisextraordinaryepisodecameaboutinamostnaturaland,indeed,inevitablefashion。IwillexplaintheeventswhichleduptoitasshortlyandasclearlyasIcan,thoughIamwellawarethatthefullerthedetailuponsuchasubjectthemorewelcomeitwillbetothereader,forthepubliccuriosityhasbeenandstillisinsatiable。
  ItwasuponFriday,thetwenty—seventhofAugust——adateforevermemorableinthehistoryoftheworld——thatIwentdowntotheofficeofmypaperandaskedforthreedays’leaveofabsencefromMr。McArdle,whostillpresidedoverournewsdepartment。
  ThegoodoldScotchmanshookhishead,scratchedhisdwindlingfringeofruddyfluff,andfinallyputhisreluctanceintowords。
  "Iwasthinking,Mr。Malone,thatwecouldemployyoutoadvantagethesedays。Iwasthinkingtherewasastorythatyouaretheonlymanthatcouldhandleasitshouldbehandled。"
  "Iamsorryforthat,"saidI,tryingtohidemydisappointment。
  "OfcourseifIamneeded,thereisanendofthematter。Buttheengagementwasimportantandintimate。IfIcouldbespared————"
  "Well,Idon’tseethatyoucan。"
  Itwasbitter,butIhadtoputthebestfaceIcoulduponit。
  Afterall,itwasmyownfault,forIshouldhaveknownbythistimethatajournalisthasnorighttomakeplansofhisown。
  "ThenI’llthinknomoreofit,"saidIwithasmuchcheerfulnessasIcouldassumeatsoshortanotice。"Whatwasitthatyouwantedmetodo?"
  "Well,itwasjusttointerviewthatdeevilofamandownatRotherfield。"
  "Youdon’tmeanProfessorChallenger?"Icried。
  "Aye,it’sjusthimthatIdomean。HeranyoungAlecSimpsonoftheCourieramiledownthehighroadlastweekbythecollarofhiscoatandtheslackofhisbreeches。You’llhavereadofit,likely,inthepolicereport。Ourboyswouldassooninterviewaloosealligatorinthezoo。Butyoucoulddoit,I’mthinking——anoldfriendlikeyou。"
  "Why,"saidI,greatlyrelieved,"thismakesitalleasy。ItsohappensthatitwastovisitProfessorChallengeratRotherfieldthatIwasaskingforleaveofabsence。Thefactis,thatitistheanniversaryofourmainadventureontheplateauthreeyearsago,andhehasaskedourwholepartydowntohishousetoseehimandcelebratetheoccasion。"
  "Capital!"criedMcArdle,rubbinghishandsandbeamingthroughhisglasses。"Thenyouwillbeabletogethisopeenionsoutofhim。InanyothermanIwouldsayitwasallmoonshine,butthefellowhasmadegoodonce,andwhoknowsbuthemayagain!"
  "Getwhatoutofhim?"Iasked。"Whathashebeendoing?"
  "Haven’tyouseenhisletteron`ScientificPossibeelities’into—day’sTimes?"
  "No。"
  McArdlediveddownandpickedacopyfromthefloor。
  "Readitaloud,"saidhe,indicatingacolumnwithhisfinger。
  "I’dbegladtohearitagain,forIamnotsurenowthatIhavetheman’smeaningclearinmyhead。"
  ThiswastheletterwhichIreadtothenewseditoroftheGazette:——
  "SCIENTIFICPOSSIBILITIES"
  "Sir,——Ihavereadwithamusement,notwhollyunmixedwithsomelesscomplimentaryemotion,thecomplacentandwhollyfatuousletterofJamesWilsonMacPhailwhichhaslatelyappearedinyourcolumnsuponthesubjectoftheblurringofFraunhofer’slinesinthespectrabothoftheplanetsandofthefixedstars。
  Hedismissesthematterasofnosignificance。Toawiderintelligenceitmaywellseemofverygreatpossibleimportance——sogreatastoinvolvetheultimatewelfareofeveryman,woman,andchilduponthisplanet。Icanhardlyhope,bytheuseofscientificlanguage,toconveyanysenseofmymeaningtothoseineffectualpeoplewhogathertheirideasfromthecolumnsofadailynewspaper。Iwillendeavour,therefore,tocondescendtotheirlimitationandtoindicatethesituationbytheuseofahomelyanalogywhichwillbewithinthelimitsoftheintelligenceofyourreaders。"
  "Man,he’sawonder——alivingwonder!"saidMcArdle,shakinghisheadreflectively。"He’dputupthefeathersofasucking—doveandsetupariotinaQuakers’meeting。NowonderhehasmadeLondontoohotforhim。It’sapeety,Mr。Malone,forit’sagrandbrain!We’lllet’shavetheanalogy。"
  "Wewillsuppose,"Iread,"thatasmallbundleofconnectedcorkswaslaunchedinasluggishcurrentuponavoyageacrosstheAtlantic。Thecorksdriftslowlyonfromdaytodaywiththesameconditionsallroundthem。Ifthecorksweresentientwecouldimaginethattheywouldconsidertheseconditionstobepermanentandassured。Butwe,withoursuperiorknowledge,knowthatmanythingsmighthappentosurprisethecorks。Theymightpossiblyfloatupagainstaship,orasleepingwhale,orbecomeentangledinseaweed。Inanycase,theirvoyagewouldprobablyendbytheirbeingthrownupontherockycoastofLabrador。Butwhatcouldtheyknowofallthiswhiletheydriftedsogentlydaybydayinwhattheythoughtwasalimitlessandhomogeneousocean?
  YourreaderswillpossiblycomprehendthattheAtlantic,inthisparable,standsforthemightyoceanofetherthroughwhichwedriftandthatthebunchofcorksrepresentsthelittleandobscureplanetarysystemtowhichwebelong。Athird—ratesun,withitsragtagandbobtailofinsignificantsatellites,wefloatunderthesamedailyconditionstowardssomeunknownend,somesqualidcatastrophewhichwilloverwhelmusattheultimateconfinesofspace,wherewearesweptoveranethericNiagaraordasheduponsomeunthinkableLabrador。Iseenoroomherefortheshallowandignorantoptimismofyourcorrespondent,Mr。
  JamesWilsonMacPhail,butmanyreasonswhyweshouldwatchwithaverycloseandinterestedattentioneveryindicationofchangeinthosecosmicsurroundingsuponwhichourownultimatefatemaydepend。"
  "Man,he’dhavemadeagrandmeenister,"saidMcArdle。"Itjustboomslikeanorgan。Let’sgetdountowhatitisthat’stroublinghim。"
  ThegeneralblurringandshiftingofFraunhofer’slinesofthespectrumpoint,inmyopinion,toawidespreadcosmicchangeofasubtleandsingularcharacter。Lightfromaplanetisthereflectedlightofthesun。Lightfromastarisaself—producedlight。Butthespectrabothfromplanetsandstarshave,inthisinstance,allundergonethesamechange。Isit,then,achangeinthoseplanetsandstars?Tomesuchanideaisinconceivable。
  Whatcommonchangecouldsimultaneouslycomeuponthemall?Isitachangeinourownatmosphere?Itispossible,butinthehighestdegreeimprobable,sinceweseenosignsofitaroundus,andchemicalanalysishasfailedtorevealit。What,then,isthethirdpossibility?Thatitmaybeachangeintheconductingmedium,inthatinfinitelyfineetherwhichextendsfromstartostarandpervadesthewholeuniverse。Deepinthatoceanwearefloatinguponaslowcurrent。Mightthatcurrentnotdriftusintobeltsofetherwhicharenovelandhavepropertiesofwhichwehaveneverconceived?Thereisachangesomewhere。Thiscosmicdisturbanceofthespectrumprovesit。
  Itmaybeagoodchange。Itmaybeanevilone。Itmaybeaneutralone。Wedonotknow。Shallowobserversmaytreatthematterasonewhichcanbedisregarded,butonewholikemyselfispossessedofthedeeperintelligenceofthetruephilosopherwillunderstandthatthepossibilitiesoftheuniverseareincalculableandthatthewisestmanishewhoholdshimselfreadyfortheunexpected。Totakeanobviousexample,whowouldundertaketosaythatthemysteriousanduniversaloutbreakofillness,recordedinyourcolumnsthisverymorningashavingbrokenoutamongtheindigenousracesofSumatra,hasnoconnectionwithsomecosmicchangetowhichtheymayrespondmorequicklythanthemorecomplexpeoplesofEurope?Ithrowouttheideaforwhatitisworth。Toassertitis,inthepresentstage,asunprofitableastodenyit,butitisanunimaginativenumskullwhoistoodensetoperceivethatitiswellwithintheboundsofscientificpossibility。
  "Yoursfaithfully,"GEORGEEDWARDCHALLENGER。
  "THEBRIARS,ROTHERFIELD。"
  "It’safine,steemulatingletter,"saidMcArdlethoughtfully,fittingacigaretteintothelongglasstubewhichheusedasaholder。"What’syouropeenionofit,Mr。Malone?"
  Ihadtoconfessmytotalandhumiliatingignoranceofthesubjectatissue。What,forexample,wereFraunhofer’slines?
  McArdlehadjustbeenstudyingthematterwiththeaidofourtamescientistattheoffice,andhepickedfromhisdesktwoofthosemany—colouredspectralbandswhichbearageneralresemblancetothehat—ribbonsofsomeyoungandambitiouscricketclub。Hepointedouttomethattherewerecertainblacklineswhichformedcrossbarsupontheseriesofbrilliantcoloursextendingfromtheredatoneendthroughgradationsoforange,yellow,green,blue,andindigotothevioletattheother。
  "ThosedarkbandsareFraunhofer’slines,"saidhe。"Thecoloursarejustlightitself。Everylight,ifyoucansplititupwithaprism,givesthesamecolours。Theytellusnothing。Itisthelinesthatcount,becausetheyvaryaccordingtowhatitmaybethatproducesthelight。Itistheselinesthathavebeenblurredinsteadofclearthislastweek,andalltheastronomershavebeenquarrelingoverthereason。Here’saphotographoftheblurredlinesforourissueto—morrow。Thepublichavetakennointerestinthematteruptonow,butthisletterofChallenger’sintheTimeswillmakethemwakeup,I’mthinking。"
  "AndthisaboutSumatra?"
  "Well,it’salongcryfromablurredlineinaspectrumtoasickniggerinSumatra。Andyetthechielhasshownusoncebeforethatheknowswhathe’stalkingabout。Thereissomequeerillnessdownyonder,that’sbeyondalldoubt,andto—daythere’sacablejustcomeinfromSingaporethatthelighthousesareoutofactionintheStraitsofSundan,andtwoshipsonthebeachinconsequence。Anyhow,it’sgoodenoughforyoutointerviewChallengerupon。Ifyougetanythingdefinite,letushaveacolumnbyMonday。"
  Iwascomingoutfromthenewseditor’sroom,turningovermynewmissioninmymind,whenIheardmynamecalledfromthewaiting—roombelow。Itwasatelegraph—boywithawirewhichhadbeenforwardedfrommylodgingsatStreatham。Themessagewasfromtheverymanwehadbeendiscussing,andranthus:——
  Malone,17,HillStreet,Streatham。——Bringoxygen。——Challenger。
  "Bringoxygen!"TheProfessor,asIrememberedhim,hadanelephantinesenseofhumourcapableofthemostclumsyandunwieldlygambollings。Wasthisoneofthosejokeswhichusedtoreducehimtouproariouslaughter,whenhiseyeswoulddisappearandhewasallgapingmouthandwaggingbeard,supremelyindifferenttothegravityofallaroundhim?Iturnedthewordsover,butcouldmakenothingevenremotelyjocoseoutofthem。
  Thensurelyitwasaconciseorder——thoughaverystrangeone。
  HewasthelastmanintheworldwhosedeliberatecommandI
  shouldcaretodisobey。Possiblysomechemicalexperimentwasafoot;possibly————Well,itwasnobusinessofminetospeculateuponwhyhewantedit。Imustgetit。TherewasnearlyanhourbeforeIshouldcatchthetrainatVictoria。Itookataxi,andhavingascertainedtheaddressfromthetelephonebook,ImadefortheOxygenTubeSupplyCompanyinOxfordStreet。
  AsIalightedonthepavementatmydestination,twoyouthsemergedfromthedooroftheestablishmentcarryinganironcylinder,which,withsometrouble,theyhoistedintoawaitingmotor—car。Anelderlymanwasattheirheelsscoldinganddirectinginacreaky,sardonicvoice。Heturnedtowardsme。
  Therewasnomistakingthoseausterefeaturesandthatgoateebeard。Itwasmyoldcross—grainedcompanion,ProfessorSummerlee。
  "What!"hecried。"Don’ttellmethatYOUhavehadoneofthesepreposteroustelegramsforoxygen?"
  Iexhibitedit。
  "Well,well!Ihavehadonetoo,and,asyousee,verymuchagainstthegrain,Ihaveacteduponit。Ourgoodfriendisasimpossibleasever。Theneedforoxygencouldnothavebeensourgentthathemustdeserttheusualmeansofsupplyandencroachuponthetimeofthosewhoarereallybusierthanhimself。Whycouldhenotorderitdirect?"
  Icouldonlysuggestthatheprobablywanteditatonce。
  "Orthoughthedid,whichisquiteanothermatter。Butitissuperfluousnowforyoutopurchaseany,sinceIhavethisconsiderablesupply。"
  "Still,forsomereasonheseemstowishthatIshouldbringoxygentoo。Itwillbesafertodoexactlywhathetellsme。"
  Accordingly,inspiteofmanygrumblesandremonstrancesfromSummerlee,Iorderedanadditionaltube,whichwasplacedwiththeotherinhismotor—car,forhehadofferedmealifttoVictoria。
  Iturnedawaytopayoffmytaxi,thedriverofwhichwasverycantankerousandabusiveoverhisfare。AsIcamebacktoProfessorSummerlee,hewashavingafuriousaltercationwiththemenwhohadcarrieddowntheoxygen,hislittlewhitegoat’sbeardjerkingwithindignation。Oneofthefellowscalledhim,Iremember,"asillyoldbleachedcockatoo,"whichsoenragedhischauffeurthatheboundedoutofhisseattotakethepartofhisinsultedmaster,anditwasallwecoulddotopreventariotinthestreet。
  Theselittlethingsmayseemtrivialtorelate,andpassedasmereincidentsatthetime。Itisonlynow,asIlookback,thatIseetheirrelationtothewholestorywhichIhavetounfold。
  Thechauffeurmust,asitseemedtome,havebeenanoviceorelsehavelosthisnerveinthisdisturbance,forhedrovevilelyonthewaytothestation。Twicewenearlyhadcollisionswithotherequallyerraticvehicles,andIrememberremarkingtoSummerleethatthestandardofdrivinginLondonhadverymuchdeclined。OncewebrushedtheveryedgeofagreatcrowdwhichwaswatchingafightatthecorneroftheMall。Thepeople,whoweremuchexcited,raisedcriesofangerattheclumsydriving,andonefellowspranguponthestepandwavedastickaboveourheads。Ipushedhimoff,butweweregladwhenwehadgotclearofthemandsafeoutofthepark。Theselittleevents,comingoneaftertheother,leftmeveryjangledinmynerves,andIcouldseefrommycompanion’spetulantmannerthathisownpatiencehadgottoalowebb。
  ButourgoodhumourwasrestoredwhenwesawLordJohnRoxtonwaitingforusupontheplatform,histall,thinfigurecladinayellowtweedshooting—suit。Hiskeenface,withthoseunforgettableeyes,sofierceandyetsohumorous,flushedwithpleasureatthesightofus。Hisruddyhairwasshotwithgrey,andthefurrowsuponhisbrowhadbeencutalittledeeperbyTime’schisel,butinallelsehewastheLordJohnwhohadbeenourgoodcomradeinthepast。
  "Hullo,HerrProfessor!Hullo,youngfella!"heshoutedashecametowardus。
  Heroaredwithamusementwhenhesawtheoxygencylindersupontheporter’strollybehindus。"Soyou’vegotthemtoo!"hecried。"Mineisinthevan。Whatevercantheolddearbeafter?"
  "HaveyouseenhisletterintheTimes?"Iasked。
  "Whatwasit?"
  "Stuffandnonsense!"saidSummerleeHarshly。
  "Well,it’satthebottomofthisoxygenbusiness,orIammistaken,"saidI。
  "Stuffandnonsense!"criedSummerleeagainwithquiteunnecessaryviolence。Wehadallgotintoafirst—classsmoker,andhehadalreadylittheshortandcharredoldbriarpipewhichseemedtosingetheendofhislong,aggressivenose。
  "FriendChallengerisacleverman,"saidhewithgreatvehemence。"Noonecandenyit。It’safoolthatdeniesit。
  Lookathishat。There’sasixty—ouncebraininsideit——abigengine,runningsmooth,andturningoutcleanwork。Showmetheengine—houseandI’lltellyouthesizeoftheengine。
  Butheisaborncharlatan——you’veheardmetellhimsotohisface——aborncharlatan,withakindofdramatictrickofjumpingintothelimelight。Thingsarequiet,sofriendChallengerseesachancetosetthepublictalkingabouthim。
  Youdon’timaginethatheseriouslybelievesallthisnonsenseaboutachangeintheetherandadangertothehumanrace?Waseversuchacock—and—bullstoryinthislife?"
  Hesatlikeanoldwhiteraven,croakingandshakingwithsardoniclaughter。
  AwaveofangerpassedthroughmeasIlistenedtoSummerlee。
  Itwasdisgracefulthatheshouldspeakthusoftheleaderwhohadbeenthesourceofallourfameandgivenussuchanexperienceasnomenhaveeverenjoyed。Ihadopenedmymouthtouttersomehotretort,whenLordJohngotbeforeme。
  "YouhadascraponcebeforewitholdmanChallenger,"saidhesternly,"andyouweredownandoutinsidetenseconds。Itseemstome,ProfessorSummerlee,he’sbeyondyourclass,andthebestyoucandowithhimistowalkwideandleavehimalone。"
  "Besides,"saidI,"hehasbeenagoodfriendtoeveryoneofus。Whateverhisfaultsmaybe,heisasstraightasaline,andIdon’tbelieveheeverspeaksevilofhiscomradesbehindtheirbacks。"
  "Wellsaid,youngfellah—my—lad,"saidLordJohnRoxton。Then,withakindlysmile,heslappedProfessorSummerleeuponhisshoulder。"Come,HerrProfessor,we’renotgoingtoquarrelatthistimeofday。We’veseentoomuchtogether。ButkeepoffthegrasswhenyougetnearChallenger,forthisyoungfellahandI
  haveabitofaweaknessfortheolddear。"
  ButSummerleewasinnohumourforcompromise。Hisfacewasscrewedupinrigiddisapproval,andthickcurlsofangrysmokerolledupfromhispipe。
  "Astoyou,LordJohnRoxton,"hecreaked,"youropinionuponamatterofscienceisofasmuchvalueinmyeyesasmyviewsuponanewtypeofshot—gunwouldbeinyours。Ihavemyownjudgment,sir,andIuseitinmyownway。Becauseithasmisledmeonce,isthatanyreasonwhyIshouldacceptwithoutcriticismanything,howeverfar—fetched,whichthismanmaycaretoputforward?ArewetohaveaPopeofscience,withinfallibledecreeslaiddownEXCATHEDRA,andacceptedwithoutquestionbythepoorhumblepublic?Itellyou,sir,thatIhaveabrainofmyownandthatIshouldfeelmyselftobeasnobandaslaveifIdidnotuseit。IfitpleasesyoutobelievethisrigmaroleaboutetherandFraunhofer’slinesuponthespectrum,dosobyallmeans,butdonotaskonewhoisolderandwiserthanyourselftoshareinyourfolly。Isitnotevidentthatiftheetherwereaffectedtothedegreewhichhemaintains,andifitwereobnoxioustohumanhealth,theresultofitwouldalreadybeapparentuponourselves?"Herehelaughedwithuproarioustriumphoverhisownargument。"Yes,sir,weshouldalreadybeveryfarfromournormalselves,andinsteadofsittingquietlydiscussingscientificproblemsinarailwaytrainweshouldbeshowingactualsymptomsofthepoisonwhichwasworkingwithinus。Wheredoweseeanysignsofthispoisonouscosmicdisturbance?Answermethat,sir!Answermethat!Come,come,noevasion!Ipinyoutoananswer!"
  Ifeltmoreandmoreangry。TherewassomethingveryirritatingandaggressiveinSummerlee’sdemeanour。
  "Ithinkthatifyouknewmoreaboutthefactsyoumightbelesspositiveinyouropinion,"saidI。
  Summerleetookhispipefromhismouthandfixedmewithastonystare。
  "Praywhatdoyoumean,sir,bythatsomewhatimpertinentobservation?"
  "ImeanthatwhenIwasleavingtheofficethenewseditortoldmethatatelegramhadcomeinconfirmingthegeneralillnessoftheSumatranatives,andaddingthatthelightshadnotbeenlitintheStraitsofSunda。"
  "Really,thereshouldbesomelimitstohumanfolly!"criedSummerleeinapositivefury。"Isitpossiblethatyoudonotrealizethatether,ifforamomentweadoptChallenger’spreposteroussupposition,isauniversalsubstancewhichisthesamehereasattheothersideoftheworld?DoyouforaninstantsupposethatthereisanEnglishetherandaSumatranether?PerhapsyouimaginethattheetherofKentisinsomewaysuperiortotheetherofSurrey,throughwhichthistrainisnowbearingus。Therereallyarenoboundstothecredulityandignoranceoftheaveragelayman。IsitconceivablethattheetherinSumatrashouldbesodeadlyastocausetotalinsensibilityattheverytimewhentheetherherehashadnoappreciableeffectuponuswhatever?Personally,IcantrulysaythatIneverfeltstrongerinbodyorbetterbalancedinmindinmylife。"
  "Thatmaybe。Idon’tprofesstobeascientificman,"saidI,"thoughIhaveheardsomewherethatthescienceofonegenerationisusuallythefallacyofthenext。Butitdoesnottakemuchcommonsensetoseethat,asweseemtoknowsolittleaboutether,itmightbeaffectedbysomelocalconditionsinvariouspartsoftheworldandmightshowaneffectovertherewhichwouldonlydeveloplaterwithus。"
  "With`might’and`may’youcanproveanything,"criedSummerleefuriously。"Pigsmayfly。Yes,sir,pigsMAYfly——buttheydon’t。Itisnotwortharguingwithyou。Challengerhasfilledyouwithhisnonsenseandyouarebothincapableofreason。I
  hadassoonlayargumentsbeforethoserailwaycushions。"
  "Imustsay,ProfessorSummerlee,thatyourmannersdonotseemtohaveimprovedsinceIlasthadthepleasureofmeetingyou,"
  saidLordJohnseverely。
  "Youlordlingsarenotaccustomedtohearthetruth,"Summerleeansweredwithabittersmile。"Itcomesasabitofashock,doesitnot,whensomeonemakesyourealizethatyourtitleleavesyounonethelessaveryignorantman?"
  "Uponmyword,sir,"saidLordJohn,verysternandrigid,"ifyouwereayoungermanyouwouldnotdaretospeaktomeinsooffensiveafashion。"
  Summerleethrustouthischin,withitslittlewaggingtuftofgoateebeard。
  "Iwouldhaveyouknow,sir,that,youngorold,therehasneverbeenatimeinmylifewhenIwasafraidtospeakmymindtoanignorantcoxcomb——yes,sir,anignorantcoxcomb,ifyouhadasmanytitlesasslavescouldinventandfoolscouldadopt。"
  ForamomentLordJohn’seyesblazed,andthen,withatremendouseffort,hemasteredhisangerandleanedbackinhisseatwitharmsfoldedandabittersmileuponhisface。Tomeallthiswasdreadfulanddeplorable。Likeawave,thememoryofthepastsweptoverme,thegoodcomradeship,thehappy,adventurousdays——allthatwehadsufferedandworkedforandwon。Thatitshouldhavecometothis——toinsultsandabuse!
  SuddenlyIwassobbing——sobbinginloud,gulping,uncontrollablesobswhichrefusedtobeconcealed。Mycompanionslookedatmeinsurprise。Icoveredmyfacewithmyhands。
  "It’sallright,"saidI。"Only——onlyitISsuchapity!"
  "You’reill,youngfellah,that’swhat’samisswithyou,"saidLordJohn。"Ithoughtyouwerequeerfromthefirst。"
  "Yourhabits,sir,havenotmendedinthesethreeyears,"saidSummerlee,shakinghishead。"Ialsodidnotfailtoobserveyourstrangemannerthemomentwemet。Youneednotwasteyoursympathy,LordJohn。Thesetearsarepurelyalcoholic。Themanhasbeendrinking。Bytheway,LordJohn,Icalledyouacoxcombjustnow,whichwasperhapsundulysevere。Butthewordremindsmeofasmallaccomplishment,trivialbutamusing,whichIusedtopossess。Youknowmeastheausteremanofscience。CanyoubelievethatIoncehadawell—deservedreputationinseveralnurseriesasafarmyardimitator?PerhapsIcanhelpyoutopassthetimeinapleasantway。Woulditamuseyoutohearmecrowlikeacock?"
  "No,sir,"saidLordJohn,whowasstillgreatlyoffended,"itwouldNOTamuseme。"
  "Myimitationofthecluckinghenwhohadjustlaidaneggwasalsoconsideredratherabovetheaverage。MightIventure?"
  "No,sir,no——certainlynot。"
  Butinspiteofthisearnestprohibition,ProfessorSummerleelaiddownhispipeandfortherestofourjourneyheentertained——orfailedtoentertain——usbyasuccessionofbirdandanimalcrieswhichseemedsoabsurdthatmytearsweresuddenlychangedintoboisterouslaughter,whichmusthavebecomequitehystericalasIsatoppositethisgraveProfessorandsawhim——orratherheardhim——inthecharacteroftheuproariousroosterorthepuppywhosetailhadbeentroddenupon。OnceLordJohnpassedacrosshisnewspaper,uponthemarginofwhichhehadwritteninpencil,"Poordevil!Madasahatter。"Nodoubtitwasveryeccentric,andyettheperformancestruckmeasextraordinarilycleverandamusing。
  Whilstthiswasgoingon,LordJohnleanedforwardandtoldmesomeinterminablestoryaboutabuffaloandanIndianrajahwhichseemedtometohaveneitherbeginningnorend。ProfessorSummerleehadjustbeguntochirruplikeacanary,andLordJohntogettotheclimaxofhisstory,whenthetraindrewupatJarvisBrook,whichhadbeengivenusasthestationforRotherfield。
  AndtherewasChallengertomeetus。Hisappearancewasglorious。Notalltheturkey—cocksincreationcouldmatchtheslow,high—steppingdignitywithwhichheparadedhisownrailwaystationandthebenignantsmileofcondescendingencouragementwithwhichheregardedeverybodyaroundhim。Ifhehadchangedinanythingsincethedaysofold,itwasthathispointshadbecomeaccentuated。Thehugeheadandbroadsweepofforehead,withitsplasteredlockofblackhair,seemedevengreaterthanbefore。Hisblackbeardpouredforwardinamoreimpressivecascade,andhiscleargreyeyes,withtheirinsolentandsardoniceyelids,wereevenmoremasterfulthanofyore。
  Hegavemetheamusedhand—shakeandencouragingsmilewhichtheheadmasterbestowsuponthesmallboy,and,havinggreetedtheothersandhelpedtocollecttheirbagsandtheircylindersofoxygen,hestowedusandthemawayinalargemotor—carwhichwasdrivenbythesameimpassiveAustin,themanoffewwords,whomIhadseeninthecharacterofbutlerupontheoccasionofmyfirsteventfulvisittotheProfessor。Ourjourneyledusupawindinghillthroughbeautifulcountry。Isatinfrontwiththechauffeur,butbehindmemythreecomradesseemedtometobealltalkingtogether。LordJohnwasstillstrugglingwithhisbuffalostory,sofarasIcouldmakeout,whileonceagainI
  heard,asofold,thedeeprumbleofChallengerandtheinsistentaccentsofSummerleeastheirbrainslockedinhighandfiercescientificdebate。SuddenlyAustinslantedhismahoganyfacetowardmewithouttakinghiseyesfromhissteering—wheel。
  "I’mundernotice,"saidhe。
  "Dearme!"saidI。
  Everythingseemedstrangeto—day。Everyonesaidqueer,unexpectedthings。Itwaslikeadream。
  "It’sforty—seventimes,"saidAustinreflectively。
  "Whendoyougo?"Iasked,forwantofsomebetterobservation。
  "Idon’tgo,"saidAustin。
  Theconversationseemedtohaveendedthere,butpresentlyhecamebacktoit。
  "IfIwastogo,whowouldlookafter’im?"Hejerkedhisheadtowardhismaster。"Whowould’egettoserve’im?"
  "Someoneelse,"Isuggestedlamely。
  "Not’e。Noonewouldstayaweek。IfIwastogo,that’ousewouldrundownlikeawatchwiththemainspringout。I’mtellingyoubecauseyou’re’isfriend,andyououghttoknow。IfIwastotake’imat’isword——butthere,Iwouldn’thavethe’eart。
  ’Eandthemissuswouldbeliketwobabesleftoutinabundle。
  I’mjusteverything。Andthen’egoesandgivesmenotice。"
  "Whywouldnoonestay?"Iasked。
  "Well,theywouldn’tmakeallowances,sameasIdo。’E’saverycleverman,themaster——socleverthat’e’scleanbalmysometimes。I’veseen’imrightoff’isonion,andnoerror。
  Well,lookwhat’edidthismorning。"
  "Whatdidhedo?"
  Austinbentovertome。
  "’Ebitthe’ousekeeper,"saidheinahoarsewhisper。
  "Bither?"
  "Yes,sir。Bit’erontheleg。Isaw’erwithmyowneyesstartin’amarathonfromthe’all—door。"
  "Goodgracious!"
  "Soyou’dsay,sir,ifyoucouldseesomeofthegoingson。’E
  don’tmakefriendswiththeneighbors。There’ssomeofthemthinksthatwhen’ewasupamongthosemonstersyouwroteabout,itwasjust`’Ome,Sweet’Ome’forthemaster,and’ewasneverinfittercompany。That’swhatTHEYsay。ButI’veserved’imtenyears,andI’mfondof’im,and,mindyou,’e’sagreatman,whenall’ssaidan’done,andit’sanhonortoserve’im。But’edoestryonecruelattimes。Nowlookatthat,sir。Thatain’twhatyoumightcallold—fashioned’ospitality,isitnow?Justyoureaditforyourself。"
  Thecaronitslowestspeedhadgrounditswayupasteep,curvingascent。Atthecorneranotice—boardpeeredoverawell—clippedhedge。AsAustinsaid,itwasnotdifficulttoread,forthewordswerefewandarresting:——
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  WARNING。
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  Visitors,Pressmen,andMendicants
  arenotencouraged。
  G。E。CHALLENGER。
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  "No,it’snotwhatyoumightcall’earty,"saidAustin,shakinghisheadandglancingupatthedeplorableplacard。"Itwouldn’tlookwellinaChristmascard。Ibegyourpardon,sir,forI
  haven’tspokeasmuchasthisformanyalongyear,butto—daymyfeelingsseemto’avegotthebetterofme。’Ecansackmetill’e’sblueintheface,butIain’tgoing,andthat’sflat。I’m’ismanand’e’smymaster,andsoitwillbe,Iexpect,totheendofthechapter。"
  Wehadpassedbetweenthewhitepostsofagateandupacurvingdrive,linedwithrhododendronbushes。Beyondstoodalowbrickhouse,pickedoutwithwhitewoodwork,verycomfortableandpretty。Mrs。Challenger,asmall,dainty,smilingfigure,stoodintheopendoorwaytowelcomeus。
  "Well,mydear,"saidChallenger,bustlingoutofthecar,"hereareourvisitors。Itissomethingnewforustohavevisitors,isitnot?Nolovelostbetweenusandourneighbors,isthere?
  Iftheycouldgetratpoisonintoourbaker’scart,Iexpectitwouldbethere。"
  "It’sdreadful——dreadful!"criedthelady,betweenlaughterandtears。"Georgeisalwaysquarrelingwitheveryone。Wehaven’tafriendonthecountryside。"
  "Itenablesmetoconcentratemyattentionuponmyincomparablewife,"saidChallenger,passinghisshort,thickarmroundherwaist。Pictureagorillaandagazelle,andyouhavethepairofthem。"Come,come,thesegentlemenaretiredfromthejourney,andluncheonshouldbeready。HasSarahreturned?"
  Theladyshookherheadruefully,andtheProfessorlaughedloudlyandstrokedhisbeardinhismasterfulfashion。
  "Austin,"hecried,"whenyouhaveputupthecaryouwillkindlyhelpyourmistresstolaythelunch。Now,gentlemen,willyoupleasestepintomystudy,forthereareoneortwoveryurgentthingswhichIamanxioustosaytoyou。"
  ChapterII
  THETIDEOFDEATH
  Aswecrossedthehallthetelephone—bellrang,andweweretheinvoluntaryauditorsofProfessorChallenger’sendoftheensuingdialogue。Isay"we,"butnoonewithinahundredyardscouldhavefailedtoheartheboomingofthatmonstrousvoice,whichreverberatedthroughthehouse。Hisanswerslingeredinmymind。
  "Yes,yes,ofcourse,itisI……Yes,certainly,THEProfessorChallenger,thefamousProfessor,whoelse?……Ofcourse,everywordofit,otherwiseIshouldnothavewrittenit……I
  shouldn’tbesurprised……Thereiseveryindicationofit……
  Withinadayorsoatthefurthest……Well,Ican’thelpthat,canI?……Veryunpleasant,nodoubt,butIratherfancyitwillaffectmoreimportantpeoplethanyou。Thereisnousewhiningaboutit……No,Icouldn’tpossibly。Youmusttakeyourchance……That’senough,sir。Nonsense!Ihavesomethingmoreimportanttodothantolistentosuchtwaddle。"
  Heshutoffwithacrashandledusupstairsintoalargeairyapartmentwhichformedhisstudy。Onthegreatmahoganydesksevenoreightunopenedtelegramswerelying。
  "Really,"hesaidashegatheredthemup,"Ibegintothinkthatitwouldsavemycorrespondents’moneyifIweretoadoptatelegraphicaddress。Possibly`Noah,Rotherfield,’wouldbethemostappropriate。"
  Asusualwhenhemadeanobscurejoke,heleanedagainstthedeskandbellowedinaparoxysmoflaughter,hishandsshakingsothathecouldhardlyopentheenvelopes。
  "Noah!Noah!"hegasped,withafaceofbeetroot,whileLordJohnandIsmiledinsympathyandSummerlee,likeadyspepticgoat,waggedhisheadinsardonicdisagreement。FinallyChallenger,stillrumblingandexploding,begantoopenhistelegrams。Thethreeofusstoodinthebowwindowandoccupiedourselvesinadmiringthemagnificentview。
  Itwascertainlyworthlookingat。Theroadinitsgentlecurveshadreallybroughtustoaconsiderableelevation——sevenhundredfeet,asweafterwardsdiscovered。Challenger’shousewasontheveryedgeofthehill,andfromitssouthernface,inwhichwasthestudywindow,onelookedacrossthevaststretchofthewealdtowherethegentlecurvesoftheSouthDownsformedanundulatinghorizon。InacleftofthehillsahazeofsmokemarkedthepositionofLewes。Immediatelyatourfeettherelayarollingplainofheather,withthelong,vividgreenstretchesoftheCrowboroughgolfcourse,alldottedwiththeplayers。A
  littletothesouth,throughanopeninginthewoods,wecouldseeasectionofthemainlinefromLondontoBrighton。Intheimmediateforeground,underourverynoses,wasasmallenclosedyard,inwhichstoodthecarwhichhadbroughtusfromthestation。
  AnejaculationfromChallengercausedustoturn。Hehadreadhistelegramsandhadarrangedtheminalittlemethodicalpileuponhisdesk。Hisbroad,ruggedface,orasmuchofitaswasvisibleoverthemattedbeard,wasstilldeeplyflushed,andheseemedtobeundertheinfluenceofsomestrongexcitement。
  "Well,gentlemen,"hesaid,inavoiceasifhewasaddressingapublicmeeting,"thisisindeedaninterestingreunion,andittakesplaceunderextraordinary——Imaysayunprecedented——circumstances。MayIaskifyouhaveobservedanythinguponyourjourneyfromtown?"
  "TheonlythingwhichIobserved,"saidSummerleewithasoursmile,"wasthatouryoungfriendherehasnotimprovedinhismannersduringtheyearsthathavepassed。IamsorrytostatethatIhavehadtoseriouslycomplainofhisconductinthetrain,andIshouldbewantinginfranknessifIdidnotsaythatithasleftamostunpleasantimpressioninmymind。"
  "Well,well,weallgetabitprosysometimes,"saidLordJohn。
  "Theyoungfellahmeantnorealharm。Afterall,he’sanInternational,soifhetakeshalfanhourtodescribeagameoffootballhehasmorerighttodoitthanmostfolk。"
  "Halfanhourtodescribeagame!"Icriedindignantly。"Why,itwasyouthattookhalfanhourwithsomelong—windedstoryaboutabuffalo。ProfessorSummerleewillbemywitness。"
  "Icanhardlyjudgewhichofyouwasthemostutterlywearisome,"
  saidSummerlee。"Ideclaretoyou,Challenger,thatIneverwishtohearoffootballorofbuffaloessolongasIlive。"
  "Ihaveneversaidonewordto—dayaboutfootball,"Iprotested。
  LordJohngaveashrillwhistle,andSummerleeshookhisheadsadly。
  "Soearlyinthedaytoo,"saidhe。"Itisindeeddeplorable。
  AsIsatthereinsadbutthoughtfulsilence————"
  "Insilence!"criedLordJohn。"Why,youweredoin’amusic—hallturnofimitationsalltheway——morelikearunawaygramophonethanaman。"
  Summerleedrewhimselfupinbitterprotest。
  "Youarepleasedtobefacetious,LordJohn,"saidhewithafaceofvinegar。
  "Why,dashitall,thisisclearmadness,"criedLordJohn。
  "Eachofusseemstoknowwhattheothersdidandnoneofusknowswhathedidhimself。Let’sputitalltogetherfromthefirst。Wegotintoafirst—classsmoker,that’sclear,ain’tit?ThenwebegantoquarreloverfriendChallenger’sletterintheTimes。"
  "Oh,youdid,didyou?"rumbledourhost,hiseyelidsbeginningtodroop。
  "Yousaid,Summerlee,thattherewasnopossibletruthinhiscontention。"
  "Dearme!"saidChallenger,puffingouthischestandstrokinghisbeard。"Nopossibletruth!Iseemtohaveheardthewordsbefore。AndmayIaskwithwhatargumentsthegreatandfamousProfessorSummerleeproceededtodemolishthehumbleindividualwhohadventuredtoexpressanopinionuponamatterofscientificpossibility?Perhapsbeforeheexterminatesthatunfortunatenonentityhewillcondescendtogivesomereasonsfortheadverseviewswhichhehasformed。"
  Hebowedandshruggedandspreadopenhishandsashespokewithhiselaborateandelephantinesarcasm。
  "Thereasonwassimpleenough,"saidthedoggedSummerlee。"I
  contendedthatiftheethersurroundingtheearthwassotoxicinonequarterthatitproduceddangeroussymptoms,itwashardlylikelythatwethreeintherailwaycarriageshouldbeentirelyunaffected。"
  TheexplanationonlybroughtuproariousmerrimentfromChallenger。Helaugheduntileverythingintheroomseemedtorattleandquiver。
  "OurworthySummerleeis,notforthefirsttime,somewhatoutoftouchwiththefactsofthesituation,"saidheatlast,moppinghisheatedbrow。"Now,gentlemen,IcannotmakemypointbetterthanbydetailingtoyouwhatIhavemyselfdonethismorning。YouwillthemoreeasilycondoneanymentalabberationuponyourownpartwhenyourealizethatevenIhavehadmomentswhenmybalancehasbeendisturbed。Wehavehadforsomeyearsinthishouseholdahousekeeper——oneSarah,withwhosesecondnameIhaveneverattemptedtoburdenmymemory。Sheisawomanofasevereandforbiddingaspect,primanddemureinherbearing,veryimpassiveinhernature,andneverknownwithinourexperiencetoshowsignsofanyemotion。AsIsataloneatmybreakfast——Mrs。Challengerisinthehabitofkeepingherroomofamorning——itsuddenlyenteredmyheadthatitwouldbeentertainingandinstructivetoseewhetherIcouldfindanylimitstothiswoman’sinperturbability。Idevisedasimplebuteffectiveexperiment。Havingupsetasmallvaseofflowerswhichstoodinthecentreofthecloth,Irangthebellandslippedunderthetable。Sheenteredand,seeingtheroomempty,imaginedthatIhadwithdrawntothestudy。AsIhadexpected,sheapproachedandleanedoverthetabletoreplacethevase。I
  hadavisionofacottonstockingandanelastic—sidedboot。
  Protrudingmyhead,Isankmyteethintothecalfofherleg。
  Theexperimentwassuccessfulbeyondbelief。Forsomemomentsshestoodparalyzed,staringdownatmyhead。Thenwithashriekshetoreherselffreeandrushedfromtheroom。Ipursuedherwithsomethoughtsofanexplanation,butsheflewdownthedrive,andsomeminutesafterwardsIwasabletopickheroutwithmyfield—glassestravelingveryrapidlyinasouth—westerlydirection。Itellyoutheanecdoteforwhatitisworth。Idropitintoyourbrainsandawaititsgermination。Isitilluminative?Hasitconveyedanythingtoyourminds?WhatdoYOUthinkofit,LordJohn?"
  LordJohnshookhisheadgravely。
  "You’llbegettin’intoserioustroublesomeofthesedaysifyoudon’tputabrakeon,"saidhe。
  "Perhapsyouhavesomeobservationtomake,Summerlee?"
  "Youshoulddropallworkinstantly,Challenger,andtakethreemonthsinaGermanwatering—place,"saidhe。
  "Profound!Profound!"criedChallenger。"Now,myyoungfriend,isitpossiblethatwisdommaycomefromyouwhereyourseniorshavesosignallyfailed?"
  Anditdid。Isayitwithallmodesty,butitdid。Ofcourse,itallseemsobviousenoughtoyouwhoknowwhatoccurred,butitwasnotsoveryclearwheneverythingwasnew。Butitcameonmesuddenlywiththefullforceofabsoluteconviction。
  "Poison!"Icried。
  Then,evenasIsaidtheword,mymindflashedbackoverthewholemorning’sexperiences,pastLordJohnwithhisbuffalo,pastmyownhystericaltears,pasttheoutrageousconductofProfessorSummerlee,tothequeerhappeningsinLondon,therowinthepark,thedrivingofthechauffeur,thequarrelattheoxygenwarehouse。Everythingfittedsuddenlyintoitsplace。
  "Ofcourse,"Icriedagain。"Itispoison。Weareallpoisoned。"
  "Exactly,"saidChallenger,rubbinghishands,"weareallpoisoned。Ourplanethasswumintothepoisonbeltofether,andisnowflyingdeeperintoitattherateofsomemillionsofmilesaminute。Ouryoungfriendhasexpressedthecauseofallourtroublesandperplexitiesinasingleword,`poison。’"
  Welookedateachotherinamazedsilence。Nocommentseemedtomeetthesituation。
  "Thereisamentalinhibitionbywhichsuchsymptomscanbecheckedandcontrolled,"saidChallenger。"Icannotexpecttofinditdevelopedinallofyoutothesamepointwhichithasreachedinme,forIsupposethatthestrengthofourdifferentmentalprocessesbearssomeproportiontoeachother。
  Butnodoubtitisappreciableeveninouryoungfriendhere。
  AfterthelittleoutburstofhighspiritswhichsoalarmedmydomesticIsatdownandreasonedwithmyself。IputittomyselfthatIhadneverbeforefeltimpelledtobiteanyofmyhousehold。Theimpulsehadthenbeenanabnormalone。InaninstantIperceivedthetruth。Mypulseuponexaminationwastenbeatsabovetheusual,andmyreflexeswereincreased。Icalleduponmyhigherandsanerself,therealG。E。C。,seatedsereneandimpregnablebehindallmeremoleculardisturbance。I
  summonedhim,Isay,towatchthefoolishmentaltrickswhichthepoisonwouldplay。IfoundthatIwasindeedthemaster。Icouldrecognizeandcontroladisorderedmind。Itwasaremarkableexhibitionofthevictoryofmindovermatter,foritwasavictoryoverthatparticularformofmatterwhichismostintimatelyconnectedwithmind。Imightalmostsaythatmindwasatfaultandthatpersonalitycontrolledit。Thus,whenmywifecamedownstairsandIwasimpelledtoslipbehindthedoorandalarmherbysomewildcryassheentered,Iwasabletostifletheimpulseandtogreetherwithdignityandrestraint。Anoverpoweringdesiretoquacklikeaduckwasmetandmasteredinthesamefashion。
  Later,whenIdescendedtoorderthecarandfoundAustinbendingoveritabsorbedinrepairs,IcontrolledmyopenhandevenafterIhadlifteditandrefrainedfromgivinghimanexperiencewhichwouldpossiblyhavecausedhimtofollowinthestepsofthehousekeeper。Onthecontrary,Itouchedhimontheshoulderandorderedthecartobeatthedoorintimetomeetyourtrain。AtthepresentinstantIammostforciblytemptedtotakeProfessorSummerleebythatsillyoldbeardofhisandtoshakehisheadviolentlybackwardsandforwards。Andyet,asyousee,Iamperfectlyrestrained。Letmecommendmyexampletoyou。"
  "I’lllookoutforthatbuffalo,"saidLordJohn。
  "AndIforthefootballmatch。"
  "Itmaybethatyouareright,Challenger,"saidSummerleeinachastenedvoice。"IamwillingtoadmitthatmyturnofmindiscriticalratherthanconstructiveandthatIamnotareadyconverttoanynewtheory,especiallywhenithappenstobesounusualandfantasticasthisone。However,asIcastmymindbackovertheeventsofthemorning,andasIreconsiderthefatuousconductofmycompanions,Ifinditeasytobelievethatsomepoisonofanexcitingkindwasresponsiblefortheirsymptoms。"
  Challengerslappedhiscolleaguegood—humouredlyupontheshoulder。"Weprogress,"saidhe。"Decidedlyweprogress。"
  "Andpray,sir,"askedSummerleehumbly,"whatisyouropinionastothepresentoutlook?"
  "WithyourpermissionIwillsayafewwordsuponthatsubject。"
  Heseatedhimselfuponhisdesk,hisshort,stumpylegsswinginginfrontofhim。"Weareassistingatatremendousandawfulfunction。Itis,inmyopinion,theendoftheworld。"
  Theendoftheworld!Oureyesturnedtothegreatbow—windowandwelookedoutatthesummerbeautyofthecountry—side,thelongslopesofheather,thegreatcountry—houses,thecozyfarms,thepleasure—seekersuponthelinks。
  Theendoftheworld!Onehadoftenheardthewords,buttheideathattheycouldeverhaveanimmediatepracticalsignificance,thatitshouldnotbeatsomevaguedate,butnow,to—day,thatwasatremendous,astaggeringthought。WewereallstrucksolemnandwaitedinsilenceforChallengertocontinue。
  Hisoverpoweringpresenceandappearancelentsuchforcetothesolemnityofhiswordsthatforamomentallthecruditiesandabsurditiesofthemanvanished,andheloomedbeforeusassomethingmajesticandbeyondtherangeofordinaryhumanity。
  Thentome,atleast,therecamebackthecheeringrecollectionofhowtwicesincewehadenteredtheroomhehadroaredwithlaughter。Surely,Ithought,therearelimitstomentaldetachment。Thecrisiscannotbesogreatorsopressingafterall。
  `Youwillconceiveabunchofgrapes,"saidhe,"whicharecoveredbysomeinfinitesimalbutnoxiousbacillus。Thegardenerpassesitthroughadisinfectingmedium。Itmaybethathedesireshisgrapestobecleaner。Itmaybethatheneedsspacetobreedsomefreshbacilluslessnoxiousthanthelast。Hedipsitintothepoisonandtheyaregone。OurGardeneris,inmyopinion,abouttodipthesolarsystem,andthehumanbacillus,thelittlemortalvibriowhichtwistedandwriggledupontheouterrindoftheearth,willinaninstantbesterilizedoutofexistence。"
  Againtherewassilence。Itwasbrokenbythehightrillofthetelephone—bell。
  "Thereisoneofourbacillisqueakingforhelp,"saidhewithagrimsmile。"Theyarebeginningtorealizethattheircontinuedexistenceisnotreallyoneofthenecessitiesoftheuniverse。"
  Hewasgonefromtheroomforaminuteortwo。Irememberthatnoneofusspokeinhisabsence。Thesituationseemedbeyondallwordsorcomments。
  "ThemedicalofficerofhealthforBrighton,"saidhewhenhereturned。"Thesymptomsareforsomereasondevelopingmorerapidlyuponthesealevel。Oursevenhundredfeetofelevationgiveusanadvantage。FolkseemtohavelearnedthatIamthefirstauthorityuponthequestion。NodoubtitcomesfrommyletterintheTimes。ThatwasthemayorofaprovincialtownwithwhomItalkedwhenwefirstarrived。Youmayhaveheardmeuponthetelephone。Heseemedtoputanentirelyinflatedvalueuponhisownlife。Ihelpedhimtoreadjusthisideas。"
  Summerleehadrisenandwasstandingbythewindow。Histhin,bonyhandsweretremblingwithhisemotion。
  "Challenger,"saidheearnestly,"thisthingistooseriousformerefutileargument。DonotsupposethatIdesiretoirritateyoubyanyquestionImayask。ButIputittoyouwhethertheremaynotbesomefallacyinyourinformationorinyourreasoning。Thereisthesunshiningasbrightlyaseverinthebluesky。Therearetheheatherandtheflowersandthebirds。
  Therearethefolkenjoyingthemselvesuponthegolf—linksandthelaborersyondercuttingthecorn。Youtellusthattheyandwemaybeupontheverybrinkofdestruction——thatthissunlitdaymaybethatdayofdoomwhichthehumanracehassolongawaited。Sofarasweknow,youfoundthistremendousjudgmentuponwhat?Uponsomeabnormallinesinaspectrum——uponrumoursfromSumatra——uponsomecuriouspersonalexcitementwhichwehavediscernedineachother。Thislattersymptomisnotsomarkedbutthatyouandwecould,byadeliberateeffort,controlit。
  Youneednotstandonceremonywithus,Challenger。Wehaveallfaceddeathtogetherbeforenow。Speakout,andletusknowexactlywherewestand,andwhat,inyouropinion,areourprospectsforourfuture。"
  Itwasabrave,goodspeech,aspeechfromthatstanchandstrongspiritwhichlaybehindalltheaciditiesandangularitiesoftheoldzoologist。LordJohnroseandshookhimbythehand。
  "Mysentimenttoatick,"saidhe。"Now,Challenger,it’suptoyoutotelluswhereweare。Weain’tnervousfolk,asyouknowwell;butwhenitcomestomakin’aweek—endvisitandfindingyou’verunfullbuttintotheDayofJudgment,itwantsabitofexplainin’。What’sthedanger,andhowmuchofitisthere,andwhatarewegoin’todotomeetit?"
  Hestood,tallandstrong,inthesunshineatthewindow,withhisbrownhandupontheshoulderofSummerlee。Iwaslyingbackinanarmchair,anextinguishedcigarettebetweenmylips,inthatsortofhalf—dazedstateinwhichimpressionsbecomeexceedinglydistinct。Itmayhavebeenanewphaseofthepoisoning,butthedeliriouspromptingshadallpassedawayandweresucceededbyanexceedinglylanguidand,atthesametime,perceptivestateofmind。Iwasaspectator。Itdidnotseemtobeanypersonalconcernofmine。Butherewerethreestrongmenatagreatcrisis,anditwasfascinatingtoobservethem。
  Challengerbenthisheavybrowsandstrokedhisbeardbeforeheanswered。Onecouldseethathewasverycarefullyweighinghiswords。
  "WhatwasthelastnewswhenyouleftLondon?"heasked。
  "IwasattheGazetteofficeaboutten,"saidI。"TherewasaReuterjustcomeinfromSingaporetotheeffectthatthesicknessseemedtobeuniversalinSumatraandthatthelighthouseshadnotbeenlitinconsequence。"
  "Eventshavebeenmovingsomewhatrapidlysincethen,"saidChallenger,pickinguphispileoftelegrams。"Iaminclosetouchbothwiththeauthoritiesandwiththepress,sothatnewsisconverginguponmefromallparts。Thereis,infact,ageneralandveryinsistentdemandthatIshouldcometoLondon;
  butIseenogoodendtobeserved。Fromtheaccountsthepoisonouseffectbeginswithmentalexcitement;theriotinginParisthismorningissaidtohavebeenveryviolent,andtheWelshcolliersareinastateofuproar。Sofarastheevidencetohandcanbetrusted,thisstimulativestage,whichvariesmuchinracesandinindividuals,issucceededbyacertainexaltationandmentallucidity——Iseemtodiscernsomesignsofitinouryoungfriendhere——which,afteranappreciableinterval,turnstocoma,deepeningrapidlyintodeath。Ifancy,sofarasmytoxicologycarriesme,thattherearesomevegetablenervepoisons————"
  "Datura,"suggestedSummerlee。
  "Excellent!"criedChallenger。"Itwouldmakeforscientificprecisionifwenamedourtoxicagent。Letitbedaturon。Toyou,mydearSummerlee,belongsthehonour——posthumous,alas,butnonethelessunique——ofhavinggivenanametotheuniversaldestroyer,theGreatGardener’sdisinfectant。Thesymptomsofdaturon,then,maybetakentobesuchasIindicate。Thatitwillinvolvethewholeworldandthatnolifecanpossiblyremainbehindseemstometobecertain,sinceetherisauniversalmedium。Uptonowithasbeencapriciousintheplaceswhichithasattacked,butthedifferenceisonlyamatterofafewhours,anditislikeanadvancingtidewhichcoversonestripofsandandthenanother,runninghitherandthitherinirregularstreams,untilatlastithassubmergeditall。Therearelawsatworkinconnectionwiththeactionanddistributionofdaturonwhichwouldhavebeenofdeepinteresthadthetimeatourdisposalpermittedustostudythem。SofarasIcantracethem"——hereheglancedoverhistelegrams——"thelessdevelopedraceshavebeenthefirsttorespondtoitsinfluence。
  TherearedeplorableaccountsfromAfrica,andtheAustralianaboriginesappeartohavebeenalreadyexterminated。TheNorthernraceshaveasyetshowngreaterresistingpowerthantheSouthern。This,yousee,isdatedfromMarseillesatnine—forty—fivethismorning。Igiveittoyouverbatim:——
  "`AllnightdeliriousexcitementthroughoutProvence。TumultofvinegrowersatNimes。SocialisticupheavalatToulon。Suddenillnessattendedbycomaattackedpopulationthismorning。
  PESTEFOUDROYANTE。Greatnumbersofdeadinthestreets。
  Paralysisofbusinessanduniversalchaos。’
  "Anhourlatercamethefollowing,fromthesamesource:——
  "`Wearethreatenedwithutterextermination。Cathedralsandchurchesfulltooverflowing。Thedeadoutnumbertheliving。Itisinconceivableandhorrible。Deceaseseemstobepainless,butswiftandinevitable。’
  "ThereisasimilartelegramfromParis,wherethedevelopmentisnotyetasacute。IndiaandPersiaappeartobeutterlywipedout。TheSlavonicpopulationofAustriaisdown,whiletheTeutonichashardlybeenaffected。Speakinggenerally,thedwellersupontheplainsandupontheseashoreseem,sofarasmylimitedinformationgoes,tohavefelttheeffectsmorerapidlythanthoseinlandorontheheights。Evenalittleelevationmakesaconsiderabledifference,andperhapsiftherebeasurvivorofthehumanrace,hewillagainbefounduponthesummitofsomeArarat。Evenourownlittlehillmaypresentlyprovetobeatemporaryislandamidaseaofdisaster。Butatthepresentrateofadvanceafewshorthourswillsubmergeusall。"
  LordJohnRoxtonwipedhisbrow。
  "Whatbeatsme,"saidhe,"ishowyoucouldsittherelaughin’
  withthatstackoftelegramsunderyourhand。I’veseendeathasoftenasmostfolk,butuniversaldeath——it’sawful!"
  "Astothelaughter,"saidChallenger,"youwillbearinmindthat,likeyourselves,Ihavenotbeenexemptfromthestimulatingcerebraleffectsoftheethericpoison。Butastothehorrorwithwhichuniversaldeathappearstoinspireyou,I
  wouldputittoyouthatitissomewhatexaggerated。Ifyouweresenttoseaaloneinanopenboattosomeunknowndestination,yourheartmightwellsinkwithinyou。Theisolation,theuncertainty,wouldoppressyou。Butifyourvoyageweremadeinagoodlyship,whichborewithinitallyourrelationsandyourfriends,youwouldfeelthat,howeveruncertainyourdestinationmightstillremain,youwouldatleasthaveonecommonandsimultaneousexperiencewhichwouldholdyoutotheendinthesameclosecommunion。Alonelydeathmaybeterrible,butauniversalone,aspainlessasthiswouldappeartobe,isnot,inmyjudgment,amatterforapprehension。Indeed,Icouldsympathizewiththepersonwhotooktheviewthatthehorrorlayintheideaofsurvivingwhenallthatislearned,famous,andexaltedhadpassedaway。"
  "What,then,doyouproposetodo?"askedSummerlee,whohadforoncenoddedhisassenttothereasoningofhisbrotherscientist。
  "Totakeourlunch,"saidChallengerastheboomofagongsoundedthroughthehouse。"Wehaveacookwhoseomelettesareonlyexcelledbyhercutlets。Wecanbuttrustthatnocosmicdisturbancehasdulledherexcellentabilities。MyScharzbergerof’96mustalsoberescued,sofarasourearnestandunitedeffortscandoit,fromwhatwouldbeadeplorablewasteofagreatvintage。"Heleveredhisgreatbulkoffthedesk,uponwhichhehadsatwhileheannouncedthedoomoftheplanet。
  "Come,"saidhe。"Ifthereislittletimeleft,thereisthemoreneedthatweshouldspenditinsoberandreasonableenjoyment。"
  And,indeed,itprovedtobeaverymerrymeal。Itistruethatwecouldnotforgetourawfulsituation。Thefullsolemnityoftheeventloomedeveratthebackofourmindsandtemperedourthoughts。Butsurelyitisthesoulwhichhasneverfaceddeathwhichshiesstronglyfromitattheend。Toeachofusmenithad,foronegreatepochinourlives,beenafamiliarpresence。
  Astothelady,sheleaneduponthestrongguidanceofhermightyhusbandandwaswellcontenttogowhitherhispathmightlead。Thefuturewasourfate。Thepresentwasourown。Wepasseditingoodlycomradeshipandgentlemerriment。Ourmindswere,asIhavesaid,singularlylucid。EvenIstrucksparksattimes。AstoChallenger,hewaswonderful!NeverhaveIsorealizedtheelementalgreatnessoftheman,thesweepandpowerofhisunderstanding。Summerleedrewhimonwithhischorusofsubacidcriticism,whileLordJohnandIlaughedatthecontestandthelady,herhanduponhissleeve,controlledthebellowingsofthephilosopher。Life,death,fate,thedestinyofman——thesewerethestupendoussubjectsofthatmemorablehour,madevitalbythefactthatasthemealprogressedstrange,suddenexaltationsinmymindandtinglingsinmylimbsproclaimedthattheinvisibletideofdeathwasslowlyandgentlyrisingaroundus。OnceIsawLordJohnputhishandsuddenlytohiseyes,andonceSummerleedroppedbackforaninstantinhischair。Eachbreathwebreathedwaschargedwithstrangeforces。Andyetourmindswerehappyandatease。
  PresentlyAustinlaidthecigarettesuponthetableandwasabouttowithdraw。
  "Austin!"saidhismaster。
  "Yes,sir?"
  "Ithankyouforyourfaithfulservice。"Asmilestoleovertheservant’sgnarledface。
  "I’vedonemyduty,sir。"
  "I’mexpectingtheendoftheworldto—day,Austin。"
  "Yes,sir。Whattime,sir?"
  "Ican’tsay,Austin。Beforeevening。"
  "Verygood,sir。"
  ThetaciturnAustinsalutedandwithdrew。Challengerlitacigarette,and,drawinghischairclosertohiswife’s,hetookherhandinhis。
  "Youknowhowmattersstand,dear,"saidhe。"Ihaveexplaineditalsotoourfriendshere。You’renotafraidareyou?"
  "Itwon’tbepainful,George?"
  "Nomorethanlaughing—gasatthedentist’s。Everytimeyouhavehadityouhavepracticallydied。"
  "Butthatisapleasantsensation。"