首页 >出版文学> Miss Billie Married>第19章
  Billywasnotayoungwomanthatdidthingsbyhalves。Longago,inthedaysofherchildhood,herAuntEllahadoncesaidofher:IfonlyBillydidn’tgointothingsallover,so;butwhetherit’smeaslesormudpies,Ialwaysknowthatshe’llbethemeasliestorthemuddiestofanychildintown!’Itcouldnotbeexpected,therefore,thatBillywouldbegintoplayhernewrlenowwithanylackofenthusiasm。Butevenhadsheneededanyincentive,therewasstilleverringinginherearsBertram’saccusing:Ifyou’dtendtoyourhusbandandyourhomealittlemore——’BillystilldeclaredveryemphaticallythatshehadforgivenBertram;butsheknew,inherheart,thatshehadnotforgotten。
  Certainly,asthedayspassed,itcouldnotbesaidthatBillywasnottendingtoherhusbandandherhome。Frommorningtillnight,now,shetendedtonothingelse。Sheseldomtouchedherpiano——savetodustit——andshenevertouchedherhalf-finishedsong-manuscript,longsincebanishedtotheoblivionofthemusiccabinet。ShemadenocallsexceptoccasionalflyingvisitstotheAnnex,ortotheprettynewhomewhereMarieandCyrilwerenowdelightfullysettled。TheoperaandtheSymphonywereoverfortheseason,butevenhadtheynotbeen,Billycouldnothaveattendedthem。Shehadnotime。
  Surelyshewasnotdoinganygallivanting’
  now,shetoldherselfsometimes,alittleaggrievedly。
  Therewas,indeed,notime。FrommorninguntilnightBillywasbusy,flyingfromonetasktoanother。Herambitiontohaveeverythingjustrightwasequalledonlybyherdoggeddeterminationtojustshowthem’thatshecoulddothisthing。Atfirst,ofcourse,hamperedasshewasbyignoranceandinexperience,eachtaskconsumedabouttwiceasmuchtimeaswasnecessary。
  Yetafterwards,whenaccustomednesshadbroughtitsrewardofspeed,therewasstillforBillynotime;forincreasedknowledgehadonlyopenedthewaytootherpaths,untroddenandalluring。Studyofcookbookshadledtothestudyoffoodvalues。Billydiscoveredsuddenlythatpotatoes,beef,onions,oranges,andpuddingsweresomethingbesidesvegetables,meat,fruit,anddessert。Theypossessedattributesknownasproteids,fats,andcarbohydrates。
  Faintmemoriesoflongforgottenschooldayshintedthatthesetermshadbeenheardbefore;
  butnever,Billywassure,hadshefullyrealizedwhattheymeant。
  ItwasatthisjuncturethatBillyranacrossabookentitledCorrectEatingforEfficiency。’
  Sheboughtitatonce,andcarriedithomeintriumph。Itprovedtobeamarvelousbook。
  Billyhadnotreadtwochaptersbeforeshebegantowonderhowthefamilyhadmanagedtolivethusfarwithanysortofsuccess,inthefaceoftheirdenseignoranceandherowncriminalcarelessnessconcerningtheirdailybilloffare。
  AtdinnerthatnightBillytoldBertramandWilliamofherdiscovery,and,withgrowingexcitement,dilatedonthewonderfulgoodthatitwastobringtothem。
  Why,youdon’tknow,youcan’timaginewhatatreasureitis!’sheexclaimed。Itgivesacompletetablefortheexactbalancingoffood。’
  Forwhat?’demandedBertram,glancingup。
  Theexactbalancingoffood;andthisbooksaysthat’sthebiggestproblemthatmodernscientistshavetosolve。’
  Humph!’shruggedBertram。Well,youjustbalancemyfoodtomyhunger,andI’llagreenottocomplain。’
  Oh,but,Bertram,it’sserious,really,’urgedBilly,lookinggenuinelydistressed。Why,itsaysthatwhatyoueatgoestomakeupwhatyouare。Itmakesyourvitalenergies。Yourbrainpowerandyourbodypowercomefromwhatyoueat。Don’tyousee?Ifyou’regoingtopaintapictureyouneedsomethingdifferentfromwhatyouwouldifyouweregoingto——tosawwood;
  andwhatthisbooktellsis——iswhatIoughttogiveyoutomakeyoudoeachone,Ishouldthink,fromwhatI’vereadsofar。Nowdon’tyouseehowimportantitis?WhatifIshouldgiveyouthesaw-woodkindofabreakfastwhenyouwerejustgoingup-stairstopaintallday?AndwhatifIshouldgiveUncleWilliama——asoldier’sbreakfastwhenallheisgoingtodoistogodownonStateStreetandsitstillallday?’
  But——but,mydear,’beganUncleWilliam,lookingslightlyworried,there’smyeggsthatI_always_have,youknow。’
  Forheaven’ssake,Billy,what_have_yougotholdofnow?’demandedBertram,withjustatouchofirritation。
  Billylaughedmerrily。
  Well,IsupposeIdidn’tsoundverylogical,’
  sheadmitted。Butthebook——youjustwait。
  It’sinthekitchen。I’mgoingtogetit。’Andwithlaughingeagernesssheranfromtheroom。
  Inamomentshehadreturned,bookinhand。
  Nowlisten。_This_istherealthing——notmygarbledinaccuracies。`Thefoodwhichweeatservesthreepurposes:itbuildsthebodysubstance,bone,muscle,etc。,itproducesheatinthebody,anditgeneratesvitalenergy。Nitrogenindifferentchemicalcombinationscontributeslargelytothemanufactureofbodysubstances;
  thefatsproduceheat;andthestarchesandsugarsgotomakethevitalenergy。Thenitrogenousfoodelementswecallproteins;thefatsandoils,fats;andthestarchesandsugarsbecauseofthepredominanceofcarbon,wecallcarbohydrates。Nowinselectingthedietforthedayyoushouldtakecaretochoosethosefoodswhichgivetheproteins,fats,andcarbohydratesinjusttherightproportion。’’
  Oh,Billy!’groanedBertram。
  Butit’sso,Bertram,’maintainedBilly,anxiously。Andit’severybithere。Idon’thavetoguessatitatall。Theyevengivethequantitiesofcaloriesofenergyrequiredfordifferentsizedmen。I’mgoingtomeasureyoubothto-morrow;andyoumustbeweighed,too,’
  shecontinued,ignoringthesniffsofremonstrancefromhertwolisteners。ThenI’llknowjusthowmanycaloriestogiveeachofyou。Theysayamanofaveragesizeandweight,andsedentaryoccupation,shouldhaveatleast2,000calories——
  andsomeauthoritiessay3,000——inthisproportion:
  proteins,300calories,fats,350calories,carbohydrates,1,350calories。Butyoubotharetallerthanfivefeetfiveinches,andIshouldthinkyouweighedmorethan145pounds;soIcan’ttelljustyethowmanycaloriesyouwillneed。’
  Howmanywewillneed,indeed!’ejaculatedBertram。
  But,mydear,youknowIhavetohavemyeggs,’beganUncleWilliamagain,inaworriedvoice。
  Ofcourseyoudo,dear;andyoushallhavethem,’soothedBilly,brightly。It’sonlythatI’llhavetobecarefulandbalanceuptheotherthingsforthedayaccordingly。Don’tyousee?
  Nowlisten。We’llseewhateggsare。’Sheturnedtheleavesrapidly。Here’sthefoodtable。It’slovely。Ittellseverything。Ineversawanythingsowonderful。A——b——c——d——e——hereweare。`Eggs,scrambledorboiled,fatsandproteins,oneegg,100。’Ifit’spoachedit’sonly50;butyoulikeyoursboiled,sowe’llhavetoreckononthe100。Andyoualwayshavetwo,sothatmeans200caloriesinfatsandproteins。Now,don’tyousee?Ifyoucan’thavebut300proteinsand350fatsallday,andyou’vealreadyeaten200inyourtwoeggs,that’llleavejust——er——450foralltherestoftheday,——offatsandproteins,youunderstand。Andyou’venoideahowfastthat’llcountup。Why,justoneservingofbutteris100offats,andeightalmondsisanother,whileaservingoflentilsis100ofproteins。Soyouseehowit’llgo。’
  Yes,Isee,’murmuredUncleWilliam,castingamournfulglanceaboutthegenerouslyladentable,muchasifhewerebiddingfarewelltoadepartingfriend。ButifIshouldwantmoretoeat——’Hestoppedhelplessly,andBertram’saggrievedvoicefilledthepause。
  Lookhere,Billy,ifyouthinkI’mgoingtobemeasuredforaneggandweighedforanalmond,you’remuchmistaken;becauseI’mnot。
  IwanttoeatwhatIlike,andasmuchasIlike,whetherit’ssixcaloriesorsixthousand!’
  Billychuckled,butsheraisedherhandsinpretendedshockedprotest。
  Sixthousand!Mercy!Bertram,Idon’tknowwhatwouldhappenifyouatethatquantity;
  butI’msureyoucouldn’tpaint。You’djusthavetosawwoodanddigditchestouseupallthatvitalenergy。’
  Humph!’scoffedBertram。
  Besides,thisisfor_efficiency_,’wentonBilly,withanearnestair。Thismanownsupthatsomemaythinka2,000caloryrationisaltogethertoosmall,andheadvisessuchtobeginwith3,000oreven3,500——graded,ofcourse,accordingtoaman’ssize,weight,andoccupation。Buthesaysonefamousmandoessplendidworkononly1,800calories,andanotheroneven1,600。
  Butthatisjustamatterofchewing。Why,Bertram,youhavenoideawhatperfectlywonderfulthingschewingdoes。’
  Yes,I’veheardofthat,’gruntedBertram;
  tenchewstoacherry,andsixtytoaspoonfulofsoup。There’sanoldmetronomeup-stairsthatCyrilleft。Youmightbringitdownandsetitgoingonthetable——somanytickstoamouthful,Isuppose。Ireckon,withanincentivelikethattoeat,justabouttwocalorieswoulddome。Eh,William?’
  Bertram!Nowyou’reonlymakingfun,’
  chidedBilly;andwhenit’sreallyserious,too。
  Nowlisten,’sheadmonished,pickingupthebookagain。`Ifamanconsumesalargeamountofmeat,andveryfewvegetables,hisdietwillbetoorichinprotein,andtoolackingincarbohydrates。Ontheotherhand,ifheconsumesgreatquantitiesofpastry,bread,butter,andtea,hismealswillfurnishtoomuchenergy,andnotenoughbuildingmaterial。’There,Bertram,don’tyousee?’
  Oh,yes,Isee,’teasedBertram。William,bettereatwhatyoucanto-night。Iforeseeit’sthelastmealofjust_food_we’llgetforsometime。
  Hereafterwe’llhaveproteins,fats,andcarbohydratesmadeintocalorycroquettes,and——’
  Bertram!’scoldedBilly。
  ButBertramwouldnotbesilenced。
  Here,justletmetakethatbook,’heinsisted,draggingthevolumefromBilly’sreluctantfingers。
  Now,William,listen。Here’syourbreakfastto-morrowmorning:strawberries,100calories;
  whole-wheatbread,75calories;butter,100
  caloriesnosecondhelping,mindyou,oryou’druinthebalanceandsomethingwouldtopple;
  boiledeggs,200calories;cocoa,100calories——
  whichallcomesto570calories。SoundslikeanEnglishbilloffarewithanewkindofforeignmoney,but’tisn’t,really,youknow。Nowforluncheonyoucanhavetomatosoup,50calories;
  potatosalad——that’scheap,only30calories,and——’ButBillypulledthebookawaythen,andinrighteousindignationcarriedittothekitchen。
  Youdon’tdeserveanythingtoeat,’shedeclaredwithdignity,asshereturnedtothedining-
  room。
  No?’queriedBertram,hiseyebrowsuplifted。Well,asnearasIcanmakeoutwearen’tgoingtoget——much。’
  ButBillydidnotdeigntoanswerthis。
  InspiteofBertram’stormentinggibes,Billydid,forsomedays,arrangehermealsinaccordancewiththewonderfultableoffoodgiveninCorrectEatingforEfficiency。’Tobesure,Bertram,whateverhefoundbeforehimduringthosedays,anxiouslyaskedwhetherhewereeatingfats,proteins,orcarbohydrates;andheworriedopenlyastothepossibilityofhismeal’sproducingonecalorytoomuchortoolittle,thusendangeringhisbalance。’
  Billyalternatelylaughedandscolded,totheunvaryinggoodnatureofherhusband。Asithappened,however,eventhiswasnotforlong,forBillyranacrossamagazinearticleonfoodadulteration;andthissofilledherwithterrorlest,inthefoodserved,shewerekillingherfamilybyslowpoison,thatsheforgotallabouttheproteins,fats,andcarbohydrates。Hertalkthesedayswasofformaldehyde,benzoateofsoda,andsalicylicacid。
  Verysoon,too,BillydiscoveredanexclusiveBackBayschoolforinstructioninhouseholdeconomicsanddomestichygiene。Billyinvestigateditatonce,andwasimmediatelyaflamewithenthusiasm。ShetoldBertramthatittaughteverything,_everything_shewantedtoknow;andforthwithsheenrolledherselfasoneofitsmostdevotedpupils,inspiteofherhusband’sproteststhatsheknewenough,morethanenough,already。
  Thisschoolattendance,toherconsternation,Billydiscoveredtookaddedtime;butinsomewayshecontrivedtofindittotake。
  Andsothedayspassed。Eliza’smother,thoughbetter,wasstilltooillforherdaughtertoleaveher。Billy,asthewarmweatherapproached,begantolookpaleandthin。Billy,totellthetruth,wasworkingaltogethertoohard;butshewouldnotadmitit,eventoherself。Atfirstthenoveltyofthework,andherdeterminationtoconqueratallcosts,hadgivenafictitiousstrengthtoherendurance。Nowthatthenoveltyhadbecomeaccustomedness,andtheconqueringasurety,Billydiscoveredthatshehadabackthatcouldache,andlimbsthat,attimes,couldalmostrefusetomovefromweariness。Therewasstill,however,onespurthatneverfailedtourgehertofreshendeavor,andtomakeher,atleasttemporarily,forgetbothacheandweariness;andthatwasthecomfortingthoughtthatnow,certainly,evenBertramhimselfmustadmitthatshewastendingtoherhomeandherhusband。
  AstoBertram——Bertram,itistrue,hadatfirstutteredfrequentandvehementprotestsagainsthiswife’sabsorptionofbothmindandbodyinthatplaguyhousework,’ashetermedit。Butasthedayspassed,andblessedordersupersededchaos,peacefolloweddiscord,anddelicious,well-servedmealstooktheplaceofthehorrorsthathadbeencalledmealsinthepast,hegraduallyacceptedthechangewithtranquilsatisfaction,andforgottoquestionhowitwasbroughtabout;thoughhedidstill,sometimes,rebelbecauseBillywasalwaystootired,ortoobusy,togooutwithhim。Oflate,however,hehadnotdoneeventhissofrequently,foranewFaceofaGirl’hadpossessedhissoul;andallhisthoughtsandmostofhistimehadgonetoputtingoncanvasthevisionoflovelinessthathismind’seyesaw。
  ByJunefifteenththepicturewasfinished。
  Bertramawokethentohissurroundings。Hefoundsummerwasuponhimwithnoplansmadeforitsenjoyment。HefoundWilliamhadstartedWestforatwoweeks’businesstrip。Butwhathedidnotfindoneday——atleastatfirst——washiswife,whenhecamehomeunexpectedlyatfouro’clock。AndBertramespeciallywantedtofindhiswifethatday,forhehadmetthreepeoplewhosewordshaddisquietedhimnotalittle。
  First,AuntHannah。Shehadsaid:
  Bertram,whereisBilly?Shehasn’tbeenouttotheAnnexforaweek;andthelasttimeshewasthereshelookedsick。Iwasrealworriedabouther。’
  Cyrilhadbeennext。