WetalkedofourworthyfriendMr。Langton。Hesaid,’IknownotwhowillgotoHeavenifLangtondoesnot。Sir,Icouldalmostsay,SitanimameacumLangtono。’Imentionedaveryeminentfriendasavirtuousman。JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir;but——hasnottheevangelicalvirtueofLangton——,Iamafraid,wouldnotscrupletopickupawench。’
HehoweverchargedMr。Langtonwithwhathethoughtwantofjudgmentuponaninterestingoccasion。’WhenIwasill,saidhe,
Idesiredhewouldtellmesincerelyinwhathethoughtmylifewasfaulty。Sir,hebroughtmeasheetofpaper,onwhichhehadwrittendownseveraltextsofScripture,recommendingchristiancharity。AndwhenIquestionedhimwhatoccasionIhadgivenforsuchananimadversion,allthathecouldsayamountedtothis,——
thatIsometimescontradictedpeopleinconversation。Nowwhatharmdoesitdotoanymantobecontradicted?’BOSWELL。’I
supposehemeanttheMANNERofdoingit;roughly,——andharshly。’
JOHNSON。’Andwhoistheworseforthat?’BOSWELL。’Ithurtspeopleofweaknerves。’JOHNSON。’Iknownosuchweak-nervedpeople。’Mr。Burke,towhomIrelatedthisconference,said,’Itiswell,ifwhenamancomestodie,hehasnothingheavieruponhisconsciencethanhavingbeenalittleroughinconversation。’
Johnson,atthetimewhenthepaperwaspresentedtohim,thoughatfirstpleasedwiththeattentionofhisfriend,whomhethankedinanearnestmanner,soonexclaimed,inaloudandangrytone,’Whatisyourdrift,Sir?’SirJoshuaReynoldspleasantlyobserved,thatitwasasceneforacomedy,toseeapenitentgetintoaviolentpassionandbelabourhisconfessor。
HehaddinedthatdayatMr。Hoole’s,andMissHelenMariaWilliamsbeingexpectedintheevening,Mr。HooleputintohishandsherbeautifulOdeonthePeace:Johnsonreaditover,andwhenthiselegantandaccomplishedyoungladywaspresentedtohim,hetookherbythehandinthemostcourteousmanner,andrepeatedthefineststanzaofherpoem;thiswasthemostdelicateandpleasingcomplimenthecouldpay。Herrespectablefriend,Dr。Kippis,fromwhomIhadthisanecdote,wasstandingby,andwasnotalittlegratified。
MissWilliamstoldme,thattheonlyothertimeshewasfortunateenoughtobeinDr。Johnson’scompany,heaskedhertositdownbyhim,whichshedid,anduponherinquiringhowhewas,heanswered,’Iamveryillindeed,Madam。Iamveryillevenwhenyouarenearme;whatshouldIbewereyouatadistance?’
HehadnowagreatdesiretogotoOxford,ashisfirstjauntafterhisillness;wetalkedofitforsomedays,andIhadpromisedtoaccompanyhim。Hewasimpatientandfretfulto-night,becauseI
didnotatonceagreetogowithhimonThursday。WhenI
consideredhowillhehadbeen,andwhatallowanceshouldbemadefortheinfluenceofsicknessuponhistemper,Iresolvedtoindulgehim,thoughwithsomeinconveniencetomyself,asIwishedtoattendthemusicalmeetinginhonourofHandel,inWestminster-
Abbey,onthefollowingSaturday。
Inthemidstofhisowndiseasesandpains,hewasevercompassionatetothedistressesofothers,andactivelyearnestinprocuringthemaid,asappearsfromanotetoSirJoshuaReynolds,ofJune,inthesewords:——’Iamashamedtoaskforsomereliefforapoorman,towhom,Ihope,IhavegivenwhatIcanbeexpectedtospare。Themanimportunesme,andtheblowgoesround。IamgoingtotryanotheraironThursday。’
OnThursday,June3,theOxfordpost-coachtookusupinthemorningatBolt-court。TheothertwopassengerswereMrs。
Beresfordandherdaughter,twoveryagreeableladiesfromAmerica;
theyweregoingtoWorcestershire,wheretheythenresided。Frankhadbeensentbyhismasterthedaybeforetotakeplacesforus;
andIfound,fromthewaybill,thatDr。Johnsonhadmadeournamesbeputdown。Mrs。Beresford,whohadreadit,whisperedme,’IsthisthegreatDr。Johnson?’Itoldheritwas;soshewasthenpreparedtolisten。AsshesoonhappenedtomentioninavoicesolowthatJohnsondidnothearit,thatherhusbandhadbeenamemberoftheAmericanCongress,Icautionedhertobewareofintroducingthatsubject,asshemustknowhowveryviolentJohnsonwasagainstthepeopleofthatcountry。Hetalkedagreatdeal,butIamsorryIhavepreservedlittleoftheconversation。MissBeresfordwassomuchcharmed,thatshesaidtomeaside,’Howhedoestalk!Everysentenceisanessay。’Sheamusedherselfinthecoachwithknotting;hewouldscarcelyallowthisspeciesofemploymentanymerit。’Nexttomereidlenesssaidhe,Ithinkknottingistobereckonedinthescaleofinsignificance;thoughI
onceattemptedtolearnknotting。Dempster’ssisterlookingtome,endeavouredtoteachmeit;butImadenoprogress。’
Iwassurprisedathistalkingwithoutreserveinthepublickpost-
coachofthestateofhisaffairs;’Ihavesaidhe,abouttheworldIthinkaboveathousandpounds,whichIintendshallaffordFrankanannuityofseventypoundsayear。’Indeedhisopennesswithpeopleatafirstinterviewwasremarkable。HesaidoncetoMr。Langton,’IthinkIamlikeSquireRichardinTheJourneytoLondon,“I’mneverstrangeinastrangeplace。“’HewastrulySOCIAL。HestronglycensuredwhatismuchtoocommoninEnglandamongpersonsofcondition,——maintaininganabsolutesilence,whenunknowntoeachother;asforinstance,whenoccasionallybroughttogetherinaroombeforethemasterormistressofthehousehasappeared。’Sir,thatisbeingsouncivilisedasnottounderstandthecommonrightsofhumanity。’
Attheinnwherewestoppedhewasexceedinglydissatisfiedwithsomeroastmuttonwhichwehadfordinner。TheladiesIsawwonderedtoseethegreatphilosopher,whosewisdomandwittheyhadbeenadmiringalltheway,getintoill-humourfromsuchacause。Hescoldedthewaiter,saying,’Itisasbadasbadcanbe:
itisill-fed,ill-killed,ill-kept,andill-drest。’
Heborethejourneyverywell,andseemedtofeelhimselfelevatedasheapproachedOxford,thatmagnificentandvenerableseatoflearning,Orthodoxy,andToryism。Frankcameintheheavycoach,inreadinesstoattendhim;andwewerereceivedwiththemostpolitehospitalityatthehouseofhisoldfriendDr。Adams,MasterofPembrokeCollege,whohadgivenusakindinvitation。Beforeweweresetdown,IcommunicatedtoJohnson,myhavingengagedtoreturntoLondondirectly,forthereasonIhavementioned,butthatIwouldhastenbacktohimagain。HewaspleasedthatIhadmadethisjourneymerelytokeephimcompany。HewaseasyandplacidwithDr。Adams,Mrs。andMissAdams,andMrs。Kennicot,widowofthelearnedHebraean,whowashereonavisit。Hesoondispatchedtheinquirieswhichweremadeabouthisillnessandrecovery,byashortanddistinctnarrative;andthenassumingagayair,repeatedfromSwift,——
’Northinkonourapproachingills,Andtalkofspectaclesandpills。’
IfulfilledmyintentionbygoingtoLondon,andreturnedtoOxfordonWednesdaythe9thofJune,whenIwashappytofindmyselfagaininthesameagreeablecircleatPembrokeCollege,withthecomfortableprospectofmakingsomestay。Johnsonwelcomedmyreturnwithmorethanordinaryglee。
Nextmorningatbreakfast,hepointedoutapassageinSavage’sWanderer,saying,’Thesearefineverses。’’Ifsaidhe,IhadwrittenwithhostilityofWarburtoninmyShahspeare,Ishouldhavequotedthiscouplet:——
“HereLearning,blindedfirstandthenbeguil’d,LooksdarkasIgnorance,asFancywild。“
Youseethey’dhavefittedhimtoaT,’smiling。Dr。ADAMS。’ButyoudidnotwriteagainstWarburton。’JOHNSON。No,Sir,ItreatedhimwithgreatrespectbothinmyPrefaceandinmyNotes。’
Afterdinner,whenoneofustalkedoftherebeingagreatenmitybetweenWhigandTory;——Johnson。’Whynotsomuch,Ithink,unlesswhentheycomeintocompetitionwitheachother。Thereisnonewhentheyareonlycommonacquaintance,nonewhentheyareofdifferentsexes。ATorywillmarryintoaWhigfamily,andaWhigintoaToryfamily,withoutanyreluctance。Butindeed,inamatterofmuchmoreconcernthanpoliticaltenets,andthatisreligion,menandwomendonotconcernthemselvesmuchaboutdifferenceofopinion;andladiessetnovalueonthemoralcharacterofmenwhopaytheiraddressestothem;thegreatestprofligatewillbeaswellreceivedasthemanofthegreatestvirtue,andthisbyaverygoodwoman,byawomanwhosaysherprayersthreetimesaday。’Ourladiesendeavouredtodefendtheirsexfromthischarge;butheroaredthemdown!’No,no,aladywilltakeJonathanWildasreadilyasSt。Austin,ifhehasthreepencemore;and,whatisworse,herparentswillgivehertohim。Womenhaveaperpetualenvyofourvices;theyarelessviciousthanwe,notfromchoice,butbecausewerestrictthem;
theyaretheslavesoforderandfashion;theirvirtueisofmoreconsequencetousthanourown,sofarasconcernsthisworld。’
MissAdamsmentionedagentlemanoflicentiouscharacter,andsaid,’SupposeIhadamindtomarrythatgentleman,wouldmyparentsconsent?’JOHNSON。’Yes,they’dconsent,andyou’dgo。You’dgothoughtheydidnotconsent。’MissADAMS。’Perhapstheiropposingmightmakemego。’JOHNSON。’O,verywell;you’dtakeonewhomyouthinkabadman,tohavethepleasureofvexingyourparents。
YouputmeinmindofDr。Barrowby,thephysician,whowasveryfondofswine’sflesh。Oneday,whenhewaseatingit,hesaid,“I
wishIwasaJew。““Whyso?saidsomebody;theJewsarenotallowedtoeatyourfavouritemeat。““Because,saidhe,Ishouldthenhavethegustofeatingit,withthepleasureofsinning。“’
Johnsonthenproceededinhisdeclamation。
MissAdamssoonafterwardsmadeanobservationthatIdonotrecollect,whichpleasedhimmuch:hesaidwithagood-humouredsmile,’ThatthereshouldbesomuchexcellenceunitedwithsomuchDEPRAVITY,isstrange。’
Indeed,thislady’sgoodqualities,merit,andaccomplishments,andherconstantattentiontoDr。Johnson,werenotlostuponhim。Shehappenedtotellhimthatalittlecoffeepot,inwhichshehadmadehiscoffee,wastheonlythingshecouldcallherown。Heturnedtoherwithacomplacentgallantry,’Don’tsayso,mydear;Ihopeyoudon’treckonmyheartasnothing。’
OnFriday,June11,wetalkedatbreakfast,offormsofprayer。
JOHNSON。’IknowofnogoodprayersbutthoseintheBookofCommonPrayer。’DR。ADAMS。inaveryearnestmanner:’Iwish,Sir,youwouldcomposesomefamilyprayers。’JOHNSON。’Iwillnotcomposeprayersforyou,Sir,becauseyoucandoitforyourself。
ButIhavethoughtofgettingtogetherallthebooksofprayerswhichIcould,selectingthosewhichshouldappeartomethebest,puttingoutsome,insertingothers,addingsomeprayersofmyown,andprefixingadiscourseonprayer。’Weallnowgatheredabouthim,andtwoorthreeofusatatimejoinedinpressinghimtoexecutethisplan。Heseemedtobealittledispleasedatthemannerofourimportunity,andingreatagitationcalledout,’Donottalkthusofwhatissoaweful。IknownotwhattimeGODwillallowmeinthisworld。TherearemanythingswhichIwishtodo。’
Someofuspersisted,andDr。Adamssaid,’Ineverwasmoreseriousaboutanythinginmylife。’JOHNSON。’Letmealone,letmealone;Iamoverpowered。’Andthenheputhishandsbeforehisface,andreclinedforsometimeuponthetable。
Dr。JohnsonandIwentinDr。Adams’scoachtodinewithDr。
Nowell,PrincipalofSt。MaryHall,athisbeautifulvillaatIffley,onthebanksoftheIsis,abouttwomilesfromOxford。
Whilewewereupontheroad,IhadtheresolutiontoaskJohnsonwhetherhethoughtthattheroughnessofhismannerhadbeenanadvantageornot,andifhewouldnothavedonemoregoodifhehadbeenmoregentle。Iproceededtoanswermyselfthus:’Perhapsithasbeenofadvantage,asithasgivenweighttowhatyousaid:youcouldnot,perhaps,havetalkedwithsuchauthoritywithoutit。’
JOHNSON。’No,Sir;IhavedonemoregoodasIam。ObscenityandImpietyhavealwaysbeenrepressedinmycompany。’BOSWELL。
’True,Sir;andthatismorethancanbesaidofeveryBishop。
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