WewenttoeveningprayersatSt。Clement’s,atseven,andthenparted。
OnSunday,April20,beingEaster-day,afterattendingsolemnserviceatSt。Paul’s,IcametoDr。Johnson,andfoundMr。Lowe,thepainter,sittingwithhim。Mr。LowementionedthegreatnumberofnewbuildingsoflateinLondon,yetthatDr。Johnsonhadobserved,thatthenumberofinhabitantswasnotincreased。
JOHNSON。Why,Sir,thebillsofmortalityprovethatnomorepeopledienowthanformerly;soitisplainnomorelive。Theregisterofbirthsprovesnothing,fornotonetenthofthepeopleofLondonarebornthere。’BOSWELL。’Ibelieve,Sir,agreatmanyofthechildrenborninLondondieearly。’JOHNSON。’Why,yes,Sir。’BOSWELL。’Butthosewhodolive,areasstoutandstrongpeopleasany:Dr。Pricesays,theymustbenaturallystrongertogetthrough。’JOHNSON。’Thatissystem,Sir。Agreattravellerobserves,thatitissaidtherearenoweakordeformedpeopleamongtheIndians;buthewithmuchsagacityassignsthereasonofthis,whichis,thatthehardshipoftheirlifeashuntersandfishersdoesnotallowweakordiseasedchildrentogrowup。NowhadIbeenanIndian,Imusthavediedearly;myeyeswouldnothaveservedmetogetfood。Iindeednowcouldfish,givemeEnglishtackle;buthadIbeenanIndianImusthavestarved,ortheywouldhaveknockedmeonthehead,whentheysawIcoulddonothing。’BOSWELL。’Perhapstheywouldhavetakencareofyou:wearetoldtheyarefondoforatory,youwouldhavetalkedtothem。’
JOHNSON。Nay,Sir,Ishouldnothavelivedlongenoughtobefittotalk;IshouldhavebeendeadbeforeIwastenyearsold。
Dependuponit,Sir,asavage,whenheishungry,willnotcarryaboutwithhimaloobyofnineyearsold,whocannothelphimself。
Theyhavenoaffection,Sir。’BOSWELL。’Ibelievenaturalaffection,ofwhichwehearsomuch,isverysmall。’JOHNSON。
’Sir,naturalaffectionisnothing:butaffectionfromprincipleandestablisheddutyissometimeswonderfullystrong。’LOWE。’A
hen,Sir,willfeedherchickensinpreferencetoherself。’
JOHNSON。’Butwedon’tknowthatthehenishungry;letthehenbefairlyhungry,andI’llwarrantshe’llpeckthecornherself。A
cock,Ibelieve,willfeedhensinsteadofhimself;butwedon’tknowthatthecockishungry。’BOSWELL。’Andthat,Sir,isnotfromaffectionbutgallantry。ButsomeoftheIndianshaveaffection。’JOHNSON。’Sir,thattheyhelpsomeoftheirchildrenisplain;forsomeofthemlive,whichtheycouldnotdowithoutbeinghelped。’
Idinedwithhim;thecompanywere,Mrs。Williams,Mrs。Desmoulins,andMr。Lowe。Heseemednottobewell,talkedlittle,grewdrowsysoonafterdinner,andretired,uponwhichIwentaway。
HavingnextdaygonetoMr。Burke’sseatinthecountry,fromwhenceIwasrecalledbyanexpress,thatanearrelationofminehadkilledhisantagonistinaduel,andwashimselfdangerouslywounded,IsawlittleofDr。JohnsontillMonday,April28,whenI
spentaconsiderablepartofthedaywithhim,andintroducedthesubject,whichthenchieflyoccupiedmymind。JOHNSON。’Idonotsee,Sir,thatfightingisabsolutelyforbiddeninScripture;Iseerevengeforbidden,butnotself-defence。’BOSWELL。’TheQuakerssayitis;“Untohimthatsmiteththeeononecheek,offerhimalsotheother。“’JOHNSON。’Butstay,Sir;thetextismeantonlytohavetheeffectofmoderatingpassion;itisplainthatwearenottotakeitinaliteralsense。Weseethisfromthecontext,wherethereareotherrecommendations,whichIwarrantyoutheQuakerwillnottakeliterally;as,forinstance,“Fromhimthatwouldborrowofthee,turnthounotaway。“Letamanwhosecreditisbad,cometoaQuaker,andsay,“Well,Sir,lendmeahundredpounds;“he’llfindhimasunwillingasanyotherman。No,Sir,amanmayshootthemanwhoinvadeshischaracter,ashemayshoothimwhoattemptstobreakintohishouse。*Soin1745,myfriend,TomGumming,theQuaker,said,hewouldnotfight,buthewoulddriveanammunitioncart;andweknowthattheQuakershavesentflannelwaistcoatstooursoldiers,toenablethemtofightbetter。’BOSWELL。’Whenamanistheaggressor,andbyill-usageforcesonaduelinwhichheiskilled,havewenotlittlegroundtohopethatheisgoneintoastateofhappiness?’JOHNSON。
’Sir,wearenottojudgedeterminatelyofthestateinwhichamanleavesthislife。Hemayinamomenthaverepentedeffectually,anditispossiblemayhavebeenacceptedbyGOD。’
*IthinkitnecessarytocautionmyreadersagainstconcludingthatinthisoranyotherconversationofDr。Johnson,theyhavehisseriousanddeliberateopiniononthesubjectofduelling。InmyJournalofaTourtotheHebrides,3rdedit。p。386[p。366,Oct。24],itappearsthathemadethisfrankconfession:——’Nobodyattimes,talksmorelaxlythanIdo;’and,ib。,p。231[Sept。19,1773],’Hefairlyownedhecouldnotexplaintherationalityofduelling。’Wemay,therefore,infer,thathecouldnotthinkthatjustifiable,whichseemssoinconsistentwiththespiritoftheGospel——BOSWELL。
UponbeingtoldthatoldMr。Sheridan,indignantattheneglectofhisoratoricalplans,hadthreatenedtogotoAmerica;JOHNSON。’I
hopehewillgotoAmerica。’BOSWELL。’TheAmericansdon’twantoratory。’JOHNSON。’ButwecanwantSheridan。’
OnMonday,April29,Ifoundhimathomeintheforenoon,andMr。
Sewardwithhim。Horacehavingbeenmentioned;BOSWELL。’Thereisagreatdealofthinkinginhisworks。Onefindstherealmosteverythingbutreligion。’SEWARD。’Hespeaksofhisreturningtoit,inhisOdeParcusDeorumcultoretinfrequens。’JOHNSON。
’Sir,hewasnotinearnest:thiswasmerelypoetical。’BOSWELL。
’Thereare,Iamafraid,manypeoplewhohavenoreligionatall。’
SEWARD。’Andsensiblepeopletoo。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,notsensibleinthatrespect。Theremustbeeitheranaturaloramoralstupidity,ifonelivesinatotalneglectofsoveryimportantaconcern。SEWARD。’Iwonderthatthereshouldbepeoplewithoutreligion。’JOHNSON。’Sir,youneednotwonderatthis,whenyouconsiderhowlargeaproportionofalmosteveryman’slifeispassedwithoutthinkingofit。Imyselfwasforsomeyearstotallyregardlessofreligion。Ithaddroppedoutofmymind。Itwasatanearlypartofmylife。Sicknessbroughtitback,andIhopeIhaveneverlostitsince。’BOSWELL。’MydearSir,whatamanmustyouhavebeenwithoutreligion!Whyyoumusthavegoneondrinking,andswearing,and——’JOHNSONwithasmile,’Idrankenoughandsworeenough,tobesure。’SEWARD。
’Oneshouldthinkthatsicknessandtheviewofdeathwouldmakemoremenreligious。’JOHNSON。’Sir,theydonotknowhowtogoaboutit:theyhavenotthefirstnotion。Amanwhohasneverhadreligionbefore,nomoregrowsreligiouswhenheissick,thanamanwhohasneverlearntfigurescancountwhenhehasneedofcalculation。’
ImentionedDr。Johnson’sexcellentdistinctionbetweenlibertyofconscienceandlibertyofteaching。JOHNSON。’Consider,Sir;ifyouhavechildrenwhomyouwishtoeducateintheprinciplesoftheChurchofEngland,andtherecomesaQuakerwhotriestopervertthemtohisprinciples,youwoulddriveawaytheQuaker。Youwouldnottrusttothepredominationofright,whichyoubelieveisinyouropinions;youwouldkeepwrongoutoftheirheads。NowthevulgararethechildrenoftheState。IfanyoneattemptstoteachthemdoctrinescontrarytowhattheStateapproves,themagistratemayandoughttorestrainhim。’SEWARD。’Wouldyourestrainprivateconversation,Sir?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,itisdifficulttosaywhereprivateconversationbegins,andwhereitends。IfwethreeshoulddiscusseventhegreatquestionconcerningtheexistenceofaSupremeBeingbyourselves,weshouldnotberestrained;forthatwouldbetoputanendtoallimprovement。
Butifweshoulddiscussitinthepresenceoftenboarding-schoolgirls,andasmanyboys,Ithinkthemagistratewoulddowelltoputusinthestocks,tofinishthedebatethere。’
’Howfalsesaidhe,isallthis,tosaythatinancienttimeslearningwasnotadisgracetoaPeerasitisnow。InancienttimesaPeerwasasignorantasanyoneelse。Hewouldhavebeenangrytohaveitthoughthecouldwritehisname。Meninancienttimesdaredtostandforthwithadegreeofignorancewithwhichnobodywoulddarenowtostandforth。IamalwaysangrywhenI
hearancienttimespraisedattheexpenceofmoderntimes。Thereisnowagreatdealmorelearningintheworldthantherewasformerly;foritisuniversallydiffused。Youhave,perhaps,nomanwhoknowsasmuchGreekandLatinasBentley;nomanwhoknowsasmuchmathematicksasNewton:butyouhavemanymoremenwhoknowGreekandLatin,andwhoknowmathematicks。’
OnThursday,May1,IvisitedhimintheeveningalongwithyoungMr。Burke。Hesaid,’Itisstrangethatthereshouldbesolittlereadingintheworld,andsomuchwriting。Peopleingeneraldonotwillinglyread,iftheycanhaveanythingelsetoamusethem。
Theremustbeanexternalimpulse;emulation,orvanity,oravarice。Theprogresswhichtheunderstandingmakesthroughabook,hasmorepainthanpleasureinit。Languageisscanty,andinadequatetoexpressthenicegradationsandmixturesofourfeelings。Nomanreadsabookofsciencefrompureinclination。
Thebooksthatwedoreadwithpleasurearelightcompositions,whichcontainaquicksuccessionofevents。However,IhavethisyearreadallVirgilthrough。IreadabookoftheAeneideverynight,soitwasdoneintwelvenights,andIhadgreatdelightinit。TheGeorgicksdidnotgivemesomuchpleasure,exceptthefourthbook。TheEcloguesIhavealmostallbyheart。IdonotthinkthestoryoftheAeneidinteresting。IlikethestoryoftheOdysseymuchbetter;andthisnotonaccountofthewonderfulthingswhichitcontains;fortherearewonderfulthingsenoughintheAeneid;——theshipsoftheTrojansturnedtosea-nymphs,——thetreeatPolydorus’stombdroppingblood。ThestoryoftheOdysseyisinteresting,asagreatpartofitisdomestick。Ithasbeensaid,thereispleasureinwriting,particularlyinwritingverses。
Iallowyoumayhavepleasurefromwriting,afteritisover,ifyouhavewrittenwell;butyoudon’tgowillinglytoitagain。I
knowwhenIhavebeenwritingverses,Ihaverunmyfingerdownthemargin,toseehowmanyIhadmade,andhowfewIhadtomake。’
Heseemedtobeinaveryplacidhumour,andalthoughIhavenonoteoftheparticularsofyoungMr。Burke’sconversation,itisbutjusticetomentioningeneral,thatitwassuchthatDr。
Johnsonsaidtomeafterwards,’Hedidverywellindeed;Ihaveamindtotellhisfather。’
IhavenominuteofanyinterviewwithJohnsontillThursday,May15,whenIfindwhatfollows:——BOSWELL。’IwishmuchtobeinParliament,Sir。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,unlessyoucomeresolvedtosupportanyadministration,youwouldbetheworseforbeinginParliament,becauseyouwouldbeobligedtolivemoreexpensively。’
BOSWELL。’Perhaps,Sir,IshouldbethelesshappyforbeinginParliament。Ineverwouldsellmyvote,andIshouldbevexedifthingswentwrong。’JOHNSON。’That’scant,Sir。Itwouldnotvexyoumoreinthehouse,thaninthegallery:publickaffairsvexnoman。’BOSWELL。’Havenottheyvexedyourselfalittle,Sir?Havenotyoubeenvexedbyalltheturbulenceofthisreign,andbythatabsurdvoteofthehouseofCommons,“ThattheinfluenceoftheCrownhasincreased,isincreasing,andoughttobediminished?“’
Johnson。’Sir,Ihaveneversleptanhourless,noreatanouncelessmeat。Iwouldhaveknockedthefactiousdogsonthehead,tobesure;butIwasnotVEXED。’BOSWELL。’Ideclare,Sir,uponmyhonour,IdidimagineIwasvexed,andtookaprideinit;butitWAS,perhaps,cant;forIownIneitherateless,norsleptless。’
JOHNSON。’Mydearfriend,clearyourMINDofcant。YoumayTALK
asotherpeopledo:youmaysaytoaman,“Sir,Iamyourmosthumbleservant。“Youarenothismosthumbleservant。Youmaysay,“Thesearebadtimes;itisamelancholythingtobereservedtosuchtimes。“Youdon’tmindthetimes。Youtellaman,“Iamsorryyouhadsuchbadweatherthelastdayofyourjourney,andweresomuchwet。“Youdon’tcaresix-pencewhetherheiswetordry。YoumayTALKinthismanner;itisamodeoftalkinginSociety:butdon’tTHINKfoolishly。’
Herehediscoveredanotioncommonenoughinpersonsnotmuchaccustomedtoentertaincompany,thattheremustbeadegreeofelaborateattention,otherwisecompanywillthinkthemselvesneglected;andsuchattentionisnodoubtveryfatiguing。Heproceeded:’Iwouldnot,however,beastrangerinmyowncounty;I
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