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第61章

  JohnsonsaidofChatterton,’Thisisthemostextraordinaryyoungmanthathasencounteredmyknowledge。Itiswonderfulhowthewhelphaswrittensuchthings。’
  WewerebynomeanspleasedwithourinnatBristol。’Letusseenow,saidI,howweshoulddescribeit。’Johnsonwasreadywithhisraillery。’Describeit,Sir?——Why,itwassobadthatBoswellwishedtobeinScotland!’
  AfterDr。Johnson’sreturntoLondon,Iwasseveraltimeswithhimathishouse,whereIoccasionallyslept,intheroomthathadbeenassignedtome。IdinedwithhimatDr。Taylor’s,atGeneralOglethorpe’s,andatGeneralPaoli’s。Toavoidatediousminuteness,IshallgrouptogetherwhatIhavepreservedofhisconversationduringthisperiodalso,withoutspecifyingeachscenewhereitpassed,exceptone,whichwillbefoundsoremarkableascertainlytodeserveaveryparticularrelation。
  ’Garrickheobserved,doesnotplaythepartofArcherinTheBeauxStratagemwell。Thegentlemanshouldbreakoutthroughthefootman,whichisnotthecaseashedoesit。’
  ’Thatmanisneverhappyforthepresentissotrue,thatallhisrelieffromunhappinessisonlyforgettinghimselfforalittlewhile。Lifeisaprogressfromwanttowant,notfromenjoymenttoenjoyment。’
  ’LordChesterfield’sLetterstohisSon,Ithink,mightbemadeaveryprettybook。Takeouttheimmorality,anditshouldbeputintothehandsofeveryyounggentleman。Anelegantmannerandeasinessofbehaviourareacquiredgraduallyandimperceptibly。Nomancansay“I’llbegenteel。“Therearetengenteelwomenforonegenteelman,becausetheyaremorerestrained。Amanwithoutsomedegreeofrestraintisinsufferable;butwearealllessrestrainedthanwomen。Wereawomansittingincompanytoputoutherlegsbeforeherasmostmendo,weshouldbetemptedtokickthemin。’
  Nomanwasamoreattentiveandniceobserverofbehaviourinthoseinwhosecompanyhehappenedtobe,thanJohnson;or,howeverstrangeitmayseemtomany,hadahigherestimationofitsrefinements。LordEliotinformsme,thatonedaywhenJohnsonandhewereatdinneratagentleman’shouseinLondon,uponLordChesterfield’sLettersbeingmentioned,Johnsonsurprizedthecompanybythissentence:’Everymanofanyeducationwouldratherbecalledarascal,thanaccusedofdeficiencyinTHEGRACES。’Mr。
  Gibbon,whowaspresent,turnedtoaladywhoknewJohnsonwell,andlivedmuchwithhim,andinhisquaintmanner,tappinghisbox,addressedherthus:’Don’tyouthink,Madam,lookingtowardsJohnson,thatamongALLyouracquaintance,youcouldfindONE
  exception?’Theladysmiled,andseemedtoacquiesce。
  TheuncommonvivacityofGeneralOglethorpe’smind,andvarietyofknowledge,havingsometimesmadehisconversationseemtoodesultory,Johnsonobserved,’Oglethorpe,Sir,neverCOMPLETESwhathehastosay。’
  HeonthesameaccountmadeasimilarremarkonPatrickLordElibank:’Sir,thereisnothingCONCLUSIVEinhistalk。’
  WhenIcomplainedofhavingdinedatasplendidtablewithouthearingonesentenceofconversationworthyofbeingremembered,hesaid,’Sir,thereseldomisanysuchconversation。’BOSWELL。’Whythenmeetattable?’JOHNSON。’Why,toeatanddrinktogether,andtopromotekindness;and,Sir,thisisbetterdonewhenthereisnosolidconversation;forwhenthereis,peopledifferinopinion,andgetintobadhumour,orsomeofthecompanywhoarenotcapableofsuchconversation,areleftout,andfeelthemselvesuneasy。Itwasforthisreason,SirRobertWalpolesaid,healwaystalkedbawdyathistable,becauseinthatallcouldjoin。’
  Beingirritatedbyhearingagentleman*askMr。Levettavarietyofquestionsconcerninghim,whenhewassittingby,hebrokeout,’Sir,youhavebuttwotopicks,yourselfandme。Iamsickofboth。’’Aman,saidhe,shouldnottalkofhimself,normuchofanyparticularperson。Heshouldtakecarenottobemadeaproverb;and,therefore,shouldavoidhavinganyonetopickofwhichpeoplecansay,“Weshallhearhimuponit。“TherewasaDr。
  Oldfield,whowasalwaystalkingoftheDukeofMarlborough。Hecameintoacoffee-houseoneday,andtoldthathisGracehadspokenintheHouseofLordsforhalfanhour。“Didheindeedspeakforhalfanhour?“saidBelehier,thesurgeon,——“Yes。“——
  “AndwhatdidhesayofDr。Oldfield?“——“Nothing“——“Whythen,Sir,hewasveryungrateful;forDr。Oldfieldcouldnothavespokenforaquarterofanhour,withoutsayingsomethingofhim。“’
  *MostlikelyBoswellhimself——HILL。
  IamnowtorecordaverycuriousincidentinDr。Johnson’sLife,whichfellundermyownobservation;ofwhichparsmagnafui,andwhichIampersuadedwill,withtheliberal-minded,bemuchtohiscredit。
  Mydesireofbeingacquaintedwithcelebratedmenofeverydescription,hadmademe,muchaboutthesametime,obtainanintroductiontoDr。SamuelJohnsonandtoJohnWilkes,Esq。Twomenmoredifferentcouldperhapsnotbeselectedoutofallmankind。Theyhadevenattackedoneanotherwithsomeasperityintheirwritings;yetIlivedinhabitsoffriendshipwithboth。I
  couldfullyrelishtheexcellenceofeach;forIhaveeverdelightedinthatintellectualchymistry,whichcanseparategoodqualitiesfromevilinthesameperson。
  SirJohnPringle,’mineownfriendandmyFather’sfriend,’betweenwhomandDr。JohnsonIinvainwishedtoestablishanacquaintance,asIrespectedandlivedinintimacywithbothofthem,observedtomeonce,veryingeniously,’Itisnotinfriendshipasinmathematicks,wheretwothings,eachequaltoathird,areequalbetweenthemselves。YouagreewithJohnsonasamiddlequality,andyouagreewithmeasamiddlequality;butJohnsonandIshouldnotagree。’SirJohnwasnotsufficientlyflexible;soIdesisted;
  knowing,indeed,thattherepulsionwasequallystrongonthepartofJohnson;who,Iknownotfromwhatcause,unlesshisbeingaScotchman,hadformedaveryerroneousopinionofSirJohn。ButI
  conceivedanirresistiblewish,ifpossible,tobringDr。JohnsonandMr。Wilkestogether。Howtomanageit,wasaniceanddifficultmatter。
  Myworthybooksellersandfriends,MessieursDillyinthePoultry,atwhosehospitableandwell-coveredtableIhaveseenagreaternumberofliterarymen,thanatanyother,exceptthatofSirJoshuaReynolds,hadinvitedmetomeetMr。WilkesandsomemoregentlemenonWednesday,May15。’PraysaidI,letushaveDr。
  Johnson。’——’WhatwithMr。Wilkes?notfortheworld,saidMr。
  EdwardDilly:Dr。Johnsonwouldneverforgiveme。’——’Come,saidI,ifyou’llletmenegotiateforyou,Iwillbeanswerablethatallshallgowell。’DILLY。’Nay,ifyouwilltakeituponyou,I
  amsureIshallbeveryhappytoseethembothhere。’
  NotwithstandingthehighvenerationwhichIentertainedforDr。
  Johnson,Iwassensiblethathewassometimesalittleactuatedbythespiritofcontradiction,andbymeansofthatIhopedIshouldgainmypoint。IwaspersuadedthatifIhadcomeuponhimwithadirectproposal,’Sir,willyoudineincompanywithJackWilkes?’
  hewouldhaveflownintoapassion,andwouldprobablyhaveanswered,’DinewithJackWilkes,Sir!I’dassoondinewithJackKetch。’Itherefore,whileweweresittingquietlybyourselvesathishouseinanevening,tookoccasiontoopenmyplanthus:——’Mr。
  Dilly,Sir,sendshisrespectfulcomplimentstoyou,andwouldbehappyifyouwoulddohimthehonourtodinewithhimonWednesdaynextalongwithme,asImustsoongotoScotland。’JOHNSON。
  ’Sir,IamobligedtoMr。Dilly。Iwillwaituponhim——’BOSWELL。
  ’Provided,Sir,Isuppose,thatthecompanywhichheistohave,isagreeabletoyou。’JOHNSON。’Whatdoyoumean,Sir?Whatdoyoutakemefor?DoyouthinkIamsoignorantoftheworldastoimaginethatIamtoprescribetoagentlemanwhatcompanyheistohaveathistable?’BOSWELL。’Ibegyourpardon,Sir,forwishingtopreventyoufrommeetingpeoplewhomyoumightnotlike。
  Perhapshemayhavesomeofwhathecallshispatriotickfriendswithhim。’Johnson。’Well,Sir,andwhatthen?WhatcareIforhisPATRIOTICKFRIENDS?Poh!’BOSWELL。’IshouldnotbesurprizedtofindJackWilkesthere。’Johnson。’AndifJackWilkesSHOULDbethere,whatisthattoME,Sir?Mydearfriend,letushavenomoreofthis。Iamsorrytobeangrywithyou;butreallyitistreatingmestrangelytotalktomeasifIcouldnotmeetanycompanywhatever,occasionally。’BOSWELL。’Prayforgiveme,Sir:Imeantwell。Butyoushallmeetwhoevercomes,forme。’
  ThusIsecuredhim,andtoldDillythathewouldfindhimverywellpleasedtobeoneofhisguestsonthedayappointed。
  Uponthemuch-expectedWednesday,Icalledonhimabouthalfanhourbeforedinner,asIoftendidwhenweweretodineouttogether,toseethathewasreadyintime,andtoaccompanyhim。
  Ifoundhimbuffetinghisbooks,asuponaformeroccasion,coveredwithdust,andmakingnopreparationforgoingabroad。’Howisthis,Sir?saidI。Don’tyourecollectthatyouaretodineatMr。Dilly’s?’JOHNSON。’Sir,IdidnotthinkofgoingtoDilly’s:
  itwentoutofmyhead。IhaveordereddinnerathomewithMrs。
  Williams。’BOSWELL。’But,mydearSir,youknowyouwereengagedtoMr。Dilly,andItoldhimso。Hewillexpectyou,andwillbemuchdisappointedifyoudon’tcome。’JOHNSON。’YoumusttalktoMrs。Williamsaboutthis。’
  Herewasasaddilemma。IfearedthatwhatIwassoconfidentI
  hadsecuredwouldyetbefrustrated。HehadaccustomedhimselftoshewMrs。Williamssuchadegreeofhumaneattention,asfrequentlyimposedsomerestraintuponhim;andIknewthatifsheshouldbeobstinate,hewouldnotstir。Ihasteneddownstairstotheblindlady’sroom,andtoldherIwasingreatuneasiness,forDr。
  JohnsonhadengagedtometodinethisdayatMr。Dilly’s,butthathehadtoldmehehadforgottenhisengagement,andhadordereddinnerathome。’Yes,Sir,saidshe,prettypeevishly,Dr。