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第57章

  HereIshallrecordsomefragmentsofmyfriend’sconversationduringthisjaunt。
  ’Marriage,Sir,ismuchmorenecessarytoamanthantoawoman;
  forheismuchlessabletosupplyhimselfwithdomestickcomforts。
  Youwillrecollectmysayingtosomeladiestheotherday,thatI
  hadoftenwonderedwhyyoungwomenshouldmarry,astheyhavesomuchmorefreedom,andsomuchmoreattentionpaidtothemwhileunmarried,thanwhenmarried。IindeeddidnotmentiontheSTRONG
  reasonfortheirmarrying——theMECHANICALreason。’BOSWELL。’Why,thatISastrongone。Butdoesnotimaginationmakeitmuchmoreimportantthanitisinreality?Isitnot,toacertaindegree,adelusioninusaswellasinwomen?’JOHNSON。’Whyyes,Sir;butitisadelusionthatisalwaysbeginningagain。’BOSWELL。’I
  don’tknowbutthereisuponthewholemoremiserythanhappinessproducedbythatpassion。’JOHNSON。’Idon’tthinkso,Sir。’
  ’Neverspeakofamaninhisownpresence。Itisalwaysindelicate,andmaybeoffensive。’
  ’Questioningisnotthemodeofconversationamonggentlemen。Itisassumingasuperiority,anditisparticularlywrongtoquestionamanconcerninghimself。Theremaybepartsofhisformerlifewhichhemaynotwishtobemadeknowntootherpersons,orevenbroughttohisownrecollection。’
  ’Amanshouldbecarefulnevertotelltalesofhimselftohisowndisadvantage。Peoplemaybeamusedandlaughatthetime,buttheywillberemembered,andbroughtoutagainsthimuponsomesubsequentoccasion。’
  ’Muchmaybedoneifamanputshiswholemindtoaparticularobject。Bydoingso,Nortonhasmadehimselfthegreatlawyerthatheisallowedtobe。’
  OnTuesday,March26,therecameforusanequipageproperlysuitedtoawealthywell-beneficedclergyman;——Dr。Taylor’slargeroomypost-chaise,drawnbyfourstoutplumphorses,anddrivenbytwosteadyjollypostillions,whichconveyedustoAshbourne;whereI
  foundmyfriend’sschoolfellowlivinguponanestablishmentperfectlycorrespondingwithhissubstantialcreditableequipage:
  hishouse,garden,pleasure-grounds,table,inshorteverythinggood,andnoscantinessappearing。Everymanshouldformsuchaplanoflivingashecanexecutecompletely。Lethimnotdrawanoutlinewiderthanhecanfillup。Ihaveseenmanyskeletonsofshewandmagnificencewhichexciteatonceridiculeandpity。Dr。
  Taylorhadagoodestateofhisown,andgoodprefermentinthechurch,beingaprebendaryofWestminster,andrectorofBosworth。
  Hewasadiligentjusticeofthepeace,andpresidedoverthetownofAshbourne,totheinhabitantsofwhichIwastoldhewasveryliberal;andasaproofofthisitwasmentionedtome,hehadtheprecedingwinterdistributedtwohundredpoundsamongsuchofthemasstoodinneedofhisassistance。HehadconsequentlyaconsiderablepoliticalinterestinthecountyofDerby,whichheemployedtosupporttheDevonshirefamily;forthoughtheschoolfellowandfriendofJohnson,hewasaWhig。IcouldnotperceiveinhischaractermuchcongenialityofanysortwiththatofJohnson,who,however,saidtome,’Sir,hehasaverystrongunderstanding。’Hissize,andfigure,andcountenance,andmanner,werethatofaheartyEnglish’Squire,withtheparsonsuper-
  induced:andItookparticularnoticeofhisupperservant,Mr。
  Peters,adecentgraveman,inpurpleclothes,andalargewhitewig,likethebutlerormajordomoofaBishop。
  Dr。JohnsonandDr。Taylormetwithgreatcordiality;andJohnsonsoongavehimthesamesadaccountoftheirschool-fellow,Congreve,thathehadgiventoMr。Hector;addingaremarkofsuchmomenttotherationalconductofamaninthedeclineoflife,thatitdeservestobeimprinteduponeverymind:’Thereisnothingagainstwhichanoldmanshouldbesomuchuponhisguardasputtinghimselftonurse。Innumerablehavebeenthemelancholyinstancesofmenoncedistinguishedforfirmness,resolution,andspirit,whointheirlatterdayshavebeengovernedlikechildren,byinterestedfemaleartifice。
  Dr。TaylorcommendedaphysicianwhowasknowntohimandDr。
  Johnson,andsaid,’Ifightmanybattlesforhim,asmanypeopleinthecountrydislikehim。’JOHNSON。’Butyoushouldconsider,Sir,thatbyeveryoneofyourvictoriesheisaloser;for,everymanofwhomyougetthebetter,willbeveryangry,andresolvenottoemployhim;whereasifpeoplegetthebetterofyouinargumentabouthim,they’llthink,“We’llsendforDr。******
  nevertheless。“’Thiswasanobservationdeepandsureinhumannature。
  Nextday,asDr。JohnsonhadacquaintedDr。TaylorofthereasonforhisreturningspeedilytoLondon,itwasresolvedthatweshouldsetoutafterdinner。AfewofDr。Taylor’sneighbourswerehisgueststhatday。
  Dr。Johnsontalkedwithapprobationofonewhohadattainedtothestateofthephilosophicalwiseman,thatistohavenowantofanything。’Then,Sir,saidI,thesavageisawiseman。’’Sir,saidhe,Idonotmeansimplybeingwithout,——butnothavingawant。’Imaintained,againstthisproposition,thatitwasbettertohavefineclothes,forinstance,thannottofeelthewantofthem。JOHNSON。’No,Sir;fineclothesaregoodonlyastheysupplythewantofothermeansofprocuringrespect。WasCharlestheTwelfth,thinkyou,lessrespectedforhiscoarsebluecoatandblackstock?AndyoufindtheKingofPrussiadressesplain,becausethedignityofhischaracterissufficient。’Iherebroughtmyselfintoascrape,forIheedlesslysaid,’WouldnotYOU,Sir,bethebetterforvelvetandembroidery?’JOHNSON。
  ’Sir,youputanendtoallargumentwhenyouintroduceyouropponenthimself。Haveyounobettermanners?ThereisYOUR
  WANT。’Iapologisedbysaying,Ihadmentionedhimasaninstanceofonewhowantedaslittleasanymanintheworld,andyet,perhaps,mightreceivesomeadditionallustrefromdress。
  HavingleftAshbourneintheevening,westoppedtochangehorsesatDerby,andavailedourselvesofamomenttoenjoytheconversationofmycountryman,Dr。Butter,thenphysicianthere。
  HewasingreatindignationbecauseLordMountstuart’sbillforaScotchmilitiahadbeenlost。Dr。Johnsonwasasviolentagainstit。’Iamglad,saidhe,thatParliamenthashadthespirittothrowitout。Youwantedtotakeadvantageofthetimidityofourscoundrels;’meaning,Isuppose,theministry。Itmaybeobserved,thatheusedtheepithetscoundrelverycommonlynotquiteinthesenseinwhichitisgenerallyunderstood,butasastrongtermofdisapprobation;aswhenheabruptlyansweredMrs。
  Thrale,whohadaskedhimhowhedid,’Readytobecomeascoundrel,Madam;withalittlemorespoilingyouwill,Ithink,makemeacompleterascal:’hemeant,easytobecomeacapriciousandself-
  indulgentvaletudinarian;acharacterforwhichIhaveheardhimexpressgreatdisgust。WelaythisnightatLoughborough。
  OnThursday,March28,wepursuedourjourney。Hesaid,’Itiscommonlyaweakmanwhomarriesforlove。’Wethentalkedofmarryingwomenoffortune;andImentionedacommonremark,thatamanmaybe,uponthewhole,richerbymarryingawomanwithaverysmallportion,becauseawomanoffortunewillbeproportionallyexpensive;whereasawomanwhobringsnonewillbeverymoderateinexpenses。JOHNSON。’Dependuponit,Sir,thisisnottrue。A
  womanoffortunebeingusedtothehandlingofmoney,spendsitjudiciously:butawomanwhogetsthecommandofmoneyforthefirsttimeuponhermarriage,hassuchagustinspendingit,thatshethrowsitawaywithgreatprofusion。’
  Hepraisedtheladiesofthepresentage,insistingthattheyweremorefaithfultotheirhusbands,andmorevirtuousineveryrespect,thaninformertimes,becausetheirunderstandingswerebettercultivated。
  AtLeicesterwereadinthenews-paperthatDr。Jameswasdead。I
  thoughtthatthedeathofanoldschool-fellow,andonewithwhomhehadlivedagooddealinLondon,wouldhaveaffectedmyfellow-
  travellermuch:butheonlysaid,Ah!poorJamy。’Afterwards,however,whenwewereinthechaise,hesaid,withmoretenderness,’SinceIsetoutonthisjaunt,Ihavelostanoldfriendandayoungone;——Dr。James,andpoorHarry。’MeaningMr。Thrale’sson。
  IenjoyedtheluxuryofourapproachtoLondon,thatmetropoliswhichwebothlovedsomuch,forthehighandvariedintellectualpleasurewhichitfurnishes。Iexperiencedimmediatehappinesswhilewhirledalongwithsuchacompanion,andsaidtohim,’Sir,youobservedonedayatGeneralOglethorpe’s,thatamanisneverhappyforthepresent,butwhenheisdrunk。Willyounotadd,——orwhendrivingrapidlyinapost-chaise?’JOHNSON。’No,Sir,youaredrivingrapidlyFROMsomething,orTOsomething。’
  Talkingofmelancholy,hesaid,’Somemen,andverythinkingmentoo,havenotthosevexingthoughts。SirJoshuaReynoldsisthesamealltheyearround。Beauclerk,exceptwhenillandinpain,isthesame。ButIbelievemostmenhavetheminthedegreeinwhichtheyarecapableofhavingthem。IfIwereinthecountry,andweredistressedbythatmalady,Iwouldforcemyselftotakeabook;andeverytimeIdiditIshouldfindittheeasier。
  Melancholy,indeed,shouldbedivertedbyeverymeansbutdrinking。’
  WestoppedatMessieursDillys,booksellersinthePoultry;fromwhencehehurriedaway,inahackneycoach,toMr。Thrale’s,intheBorough。Icalledathishouseintheevening,havingpromisedtoacquaintMrs。Williamsofhissafereturn;when,tomysurprize,I
  foundhimsittingwithherattea,and,asIthought,notinaverygoodhumour:for,itseems,whenhehadgottoMr。Thrale’s,hefoundthecoachwasatthedoorwaitingtocarryMrs。andMissThrale,andSignorBaretti,theirItalianmaster,toBath。Thiswasnotshewingtheattentionwhichmighthavebeenexpectedtothe’Guide,Philosopher,andFriend,’theImlacwhohadhastenedfromthecountrytoconsoleadistressedmother,whoheunderstoodwasveryanxiousforhisreturn。Theyhad,Ifound,withoutceremony,proceededontheirintendedjourney。IwasgladtounderstandfromhimthatitwasstillresolvedthathistourtoItalywithMr。andMrs。Thraleshouldtakeplace,ofwhichhehadentertainedsomedoubt,onaccountofthelosswhichtheyhadsuffered;andhisdoubtsafterwardsprovedtobewell-founded。Heobserved,indeedveryjustly,that’theirlosswasanadditionalreasonfortheirgoingabroad;andifithadnotbeenfixedthatheshouldhavebeenoneoftheparty,hewouldforcethemout;buthewouldnotadvisethemunlesshisadvicewasasked,lesttheymightsuspectthatherecommendedwhathewishedonhisownaccount。’IwasnotpleasedthathisintimacywithMr。Thrale’sfamily,thoughitnodoubtcontributedmuchtohiscomfortandenjoyment,wasnotwithoutsomedegreeofrestraint:not,ashasbeengrosslysuggested,thatitwasrequiredofhimasatasktotalkfortheentertainmentofthemandtheircompany;butthathewasnotquiteathisease;which,however,mightpartlybeowingtohisownhonestpride——thatdignityofmindwhichisalwaysjealousofappearingtoocompliant。