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第29章

  Dr。Johnsonwasverykindthisevening,andsaidtome’Youhavenowlivedfive-and-twentyyears,andyouhaveemployedthemwell。’
  ’Alas,Sir,saidI,Ifearnot。DoIknowhistory?DoIknowmathematicks?DoIknowlaw?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,thoughyoumayknownosciencesowellastobeabletoteachit,andnoprofessionsowellastobeabletofollowit,yourgeneralmassofknowledgeofbooksandmenrendersyouverycapabletomakeyourselfmasterofanyscience,orfityourselfforanyprofession。’Imentionedthatagayfriendhadadvisedmeagainstbeingalawyer,becauseIshouldbeexcelledbyploddingblock-
  heads。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,intheformularyandstatutorypartoflaw,aploddingblock-headmayexcel;butintheingeniousandrationalpartofitaploddingblock-headcanneverexcel。’
  Italkedofthemodeadoptedbysometoriseintheworld,bycourtinggreatmen,andaskedhimwhetherhehadeversubmittedtoit。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,Ineverwasnearenoughtogreatmen,tocourtthem。Youmaybeprudentlyattachedtogreatmenandyetindependent。Youarenottodowhatyouthinkwrong;and,Sir,youaretocalculate,andnotpaytoodearforwhatyouget。Youmustnotgiveashilling’sworthofcourtforsix-penceworthofgood。
  Butifyoucangetashilling’sworthofgoodforsix-penceworthofcourt,youareafoolifyoudonotpaycourt。’
  ItalkedtohimagreatdealofwhatIhadseeninCorsica,andofmyintentiontopublishanaccountofit。Heencouragedmebysaying,’Youcannotgotothebottomofthesubject;butallthatyoutelluswillbenewtous。Giveusasmanyanecdotesasyoucan。’
  OurnextmeetingattheMitrewasonSaturdaythe15thofFebruary,whenIpresentedtohimmyoldandmostintimatefriend,theReverendMr。Temple,thenofCambridge。IhavingmentionedthatI
  hadpassedsometimewithRousseauinhiswildretreat,andhavingquotedsomeremarkmadebyMr。Wilkes,withwhomIhadspentmanypleasanthoursinItaly,Johnsonsaidsarcastically,’Itseems,Sir,youhavekeptverygoodcompanyabroad,RousseauandWilkes!’
  Thinkingitenoughtodefendoneatatime,Isaidnothingastomygayfriend,butansweredwithasmile,’MydearSir,youdon’tcallRousseaubadcompany。DoyoureallythinkHIMabadman?’
  JOHNSON。’Sir,ifyouaretalkingjestinglyofthis,Idon’ttalkwithyou。Ifyoumeantobeserious,Ithinkhimoneoftheworstofmen;arascalwhooughttobehuntedoutofsociety,ashehasbeen。Threeorfournationshaveexpelledhim;anditisashamethatheisprotectedinthiscountry。’BOSWELL。’Idon’tdeny,Sir,butthathisnovelmay,perhaps,doharm;butIcannotthinkhisintentionwasbad。’JOHNSON。’Sir,thatwillnotdo。Wecannotproveanyman’sintentiontobebad。Youmayshootamanthroughthehead,andsayyouintendedtomisshim;buttheJudgewillorderyoutobehanged。Anallegedwantofintention,wheneviliscommitted,willnotbeallowedinacourtofjustice。
  Rousseau,Sir,isaverybadman。Iwouldsoonersignasentenceforhistransportation,thanthatofanyfelonwhohasgonefromtheOldBaileythesemanyyears。Yes,Ishouldliketohavehimworkintheplantations。’BOSWELL。’Sir,doyouthinkhimasbadamanasVoltaire?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,itisdifficulttosettletheproportionofiniquitybetweenthem。’
  Onhisfavouritesubjectofsubordination,Johnsonsaid,’Sofarisitfrombeingtruethatmenarenaturallyequal,thatnotwopeoplecanbehalfanhourtogether,butoneshallacquireanevidentsuperiorityovertheother。’
  Imentionedtheadvicegivenusbyphilosophers,toconsoleourselves,whendistressedorembarrassed,bythinkingofthosewhoareinaworsesituationthanourselves。This,Iobserved,couldnotapplytoall,fortheremustbesomewhohavenobodyworsethantheyare。JOHNSON。’Why,tobesure,Sir,thereare;buttheydon’tknowit。Thereisnobeingsopoorandsocontemptible,whodoesnotthinkthereissomebodystillpoorer,andstillmorecontemptible。’
  AsmystayinLondonatthistimewasveryshort,IhadnotmanyopportunitiesofbeingwithDr。Johnson;butIfeltmyvenerationforhiminnodegreelessened,bymyhavingseenmultoramhominummoreseturbes。Onthecontrary,byhavingitinmypowertocomparehimwithmanyofthemostcelebratedpersonsofothercountries,myadmirationofhisextraordinarymindwasincreasedandconfirmed。
  Theroughness,indeed,whichsometimesappearedinhismanners,wasmorestrikingtomenow,frommyhavingbeenaccustomedtothestudiedsmoothcomplyinghabitsoftheContinent;andIclearlyrecognisedinhim,notwithoutrespectforhishonestconscientiouszeal,thesameindignantandsarcasticalmodeoftreatingeveryattempttounhingeorweakengoodprinciples。
  Oneeveningwhenayounggentlemanteizedhimwithanaccountoftheinfidelityofhisservant,who,hesaid,wouldnotbelievethescriptures,becausehecouldnotreadthemintheoriginaltongues,andbesurethattheywerenotinvented,’Why,foolishfellow,saidJohnson,hasheanybetterauthorityforalmosteverythingthathebelieves?’BOSWELL。’Thenthevulgar,Sir,nevercanknowtheyareright,butmustsubmitthemselvestothelearned。’
  JOHNSON。’Tobesure,Sir。ThevulgararethechildrenoftheState,andmustbetaughtlikechildren。’BOSWELL。’Then,Sir,apoorTurkmustbeaMahometan,justasapoorEnglishmanmustbeaChristian?’JOHNSON。’Why,yes,Sir;andwhatthen?ThisnowissuchstuffasIusedtotalktomymother,whenIfirstbegantothinkmyselfacleverfellow;andsheoughttohavewhiptmeforit。’
  AnothereveningDr。GoldsmithandIcalledonhim,withthehopeofprevailingonhimtosupwithusattheMitre。Wefoundhimindisposed,andresolvednottogoabroad。’Comethen,saidGoldsmith,wewillnotgototheMitreto-night,sincewecannothavethebigmanwithus。’Johnsonthencalledforabottleofport,ofwhichGoldsmithandIpartook,whileourfriend,nowawater-drinker,satbyus。GOLDSMITH。’Ithink,Mr。Johnson,youdon’tgonearthetheatresnow。Yougiveyourselfnomoreconcernaboutanewplay,thanifyouhadneverhadanythingtodowiththestage。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,ourtastesgreatlyalter。Theladdoesnotcareforthechild’srattle,andtheoldmandoesnotcarefortheyoungman’swhore。’GOLDSMITH。’Nay,Sir,butyourMusewasnotawhore。’JOHNSON。’Sir,Idonotthinkshewas。
  Butasweadvanceinthejourneyoflife,wedropsomeofthethingswhichhavepleasedus;whetheritbethatwearefatiguedanddon’tchoosetocarrysomanythingsanyfarther,orthatwefindotherthingswhichwelikebetter。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,whydon’tyougiveussomethinginsomeotherway?’GOLDSMITH。’Ay,Sir,wehaveaclaimuponyou。’JOHNSON。No,Sir,Iamnotobligedtodoanymore。Nomanisobligedtodoasmuchashecando。Amanistohavepartofhislifetohimself。Ifasoldierhasfoughtagoodmanycampaigns,heisnottobeblamedifheretirestoeaseandtranquillity。Aphysician,whohaspractisedlonginagreatcity,maybeexcusedifheretirestoasmalltown,andtakeslesspractice。Now,Sir,thegoodIcandobymyconversationbearsthesameproportiontothegoodIcandobymywritings,thatthepracticeofaphysician,retiredtoasmalltown,doestohispracticeinagreatcity。’BOSWELL。’ButI
  wonder,Sir,youhavenotmorepleasureinwritingthaninnotwriting。’JOHNSON。’Sir,youMAYwonder。’
  Hetalkedofmakingverses,andobserved,’Thegreatdifficultyistoknowwhenyouhavemadegoodones。Whencomposing,Ihavegenerallyhadtheminmymind,perhapsfiftyatatime,walkingupanddowninmyroom;andthenIhavewrittenthemdown,andoften,fromlaziness,havewrittenonlyhalflines。Ihavewrittenahundredlinesinaday。IrememberIwroteahundredlinesofTheVanityofHumanWishesinaday。Doctor,turningtoGoldsmith,I
  amnotquiteidle;Imadeonelinet’otherday;butImadenomore。’GOLDSMITH。’Letushearit;we’llputabadonetoit。’
  JOHNSON。’No,Sir,Ihaveforgotit。’
  ’TOBENNETLANGTON,ESQ。,ATLANGTON,NEARSPILSBY,LINCOLNSHIRE
  ’DEARSIR,——Whatyourfriendshavedone,thatfromyourdeparturetillnownothinghasbeenheardofyou,noneofusareabletoinformtherest;butasweareallneglectedalike,noonethinkshimselfentitledtotheprivilegeofcomplaint。
  ’IshouldhaveknownnothingofyouorofLangton,fromthetimethatdearMissLangtonleftus,hadnotImetMr。Simpson,ofLincoln,onedayinthestreet,bywhomIwasinformedthatMr。
  Langton,yourMamma,andyourself,hadbeenallill,butthatyouwereallrecovered。
  ’Thatsicknessshouldsuspendyourcorrespondence,Ididnotwonder;buthopedthatitwouldberenewedatyourrecovery。
  ’Sinceyouwillnotinformuswhereyouare,orhowyoulive,I
  knownotwhetheryoudesiretoknowanythingofus。However,I
  willtellyouthatTHECLUBsubsists;butwehavethelossofBurke’scompanysincehehasbeenengagedinpublickbusiness,inwhichhehasgainedmorereputationthanperhapsanymanathis[first]appearanceevergainedbefore。HemadetwospeechesintheHouseforrepealingtheStamp-act,whichwerepublicklycommendedbyMr。Pitt,andhavefilledthetownwithwonder。
  ’Burkeisagreatmanbynature,andisexpectedsoontoattaincivilgreatness。Iamgrowngreatertoo,forIhavemaintainedthenews-papersthesemanyweeks;andwhatisgreaterstill,IhaveriseneverymorningsinceNew-year’sday,atabouteight;whenI
  wasup,Ihaveindeeddonebutlittle;yetitisnoslightadvancementtoobtainforsomanyhoursmore,theconsciousnessofbeing。
  ’Iwishyouwereinmynewstudy;Iamnowwritingthefirstletterinit。Ithinkitlooksveryprettyaboutme。
  ’DyerisconstantatTHECLUB;Hawkinsisremiss;Iamnotoverdiligent。Dr。Nugent,Dr。Goldsmith,andMr。Reynolds,areveryconstant。Mr。LyeisprintinghisSaxonandGothickDictionary;
  allTHECLUBsubscribes。
  ’YouwillpaymyrespectstoallmyLincolnshirefriends。Iam,dearSir,mostaffectionatelyyour’s,’March9,1766。
  ’SAM。JOHNSON。’
  Johnson’s-court,Fleet-street。’