feelaninclinationtodisdainandtreatwithsilentcontemptsofoolishanotionconcerningmyillustriousfriend,yetasIfindithasgainedground,itisnecessarytorefuteit。Therealfactthenis,thatJohnsonhadaveryphilosophicalmind,andsucharationalrespectfortestimony,astomakehimsubmithisunderstandingtowhatwasauthenticallyproved,thoughhecouldnotcomprehendwhyitwasso。Beingthusdisposed,hewaswillingtoinquireintothetruthofanyrelationofsupernaturalagency,ageneralbeliefofwhichhasprevailedinallnationsandages。Butsofarwashefrombeingthedupeofimplicitfaith,thatheexaminedthematterwithajealousattention,andnomanwasmorereadytorefuteitsfalsehoodwhenhehaddiscoveredit。
Churchill,inhispoementitledTheGhost,availedhimselfoftheabsurdcredulityimputedtoJohnson,anddrewacaricatureofhimunderthenameof’POMPOSO,’representinghimasoneofthebelieversofthestoryofaGhostinCock-lane,which,intheyear1762,hadgainedverygeneralcreditinLondon。Manyofmyreaders,Iamconvinced,aretothishourunderanimpressionthatJohnsonwasthusfoolishlydeceived。Itwillthereforesurprizethemagooddealwhentheyareinformeduponundoubtedauthority,thatJohnsonwasoneofthosebywhomtheimposturewasdetected。
Thestoryhadbecomesopopular,thathethoughtitshouldbeinvestigated;andinthisresearchhewasassistedbytheReverendDr。Douglas,nowBishopofSalisbury,thegreatdetectorofimpostures;whoinformsme,thatafterthegentlemenwhowentandexaminedintotheevidenceweresatisfiedofitsfalsity,Johnsonwroteintheirpresenceanaccountofit,whichwaspublishedinthenewspapersandGentleman’sMagazine,andundeceivedtheworld。
Ourconversationproceeded。’Sir,saidheIamafriendtosubordination,asmostconducivetothehappinessofsociety。
Thereisareciprocalpleasureingoverningandbeinggoverned。’
’Dr。Goldsmithisoneofthefirstmenwenowhaveasanauthour,andheisaveryworthymantoo。Hehasbeenlooseinhisprinciples,butheiscomingright。’
IcomplainedtohimthatIhadnotyetacquiredmuchknowledge,andaskedhisadviceastomystudies。Hesaid,’Don’ttalkofstudynow。Iwillgiveyouaplan;butitwillrequiresometimetoconsiderofit。’’ItisverygoodinyouIreplied,toallowmetobewithyouthus。HaditbeenforetoldtomesomeyearsagothatIshouldpassaneveningwiththeauthourofTheRambler,howshouldIhaveexulted!’WhatIthenexpressed,wassincerelyfromtheheart。Hewassatisfiedthatitwas,andcordiallyanswered,’Sir,Iamgladwehavemet。Ihopeweshallpassmanyeveningsandmorningstoo,together。’Wefinishedacoupleofbottlesofport,andsattillbetweenoneandtwointhemorning。
AsDr。OliverGoldsmithwillfrequentlyappearinthisnarrative,I
shallendeavourtomakemyreadersinsomedegreeacquaintedwithhissingularcharacter。HewasanativeofIreland,andacontemporarywithMr。BurkeatTrinityCollege,Dublin,butdidnotthengivemuchpromiseoffuturecelebrity。He,however,observedtoMr。Malone,that’thoughhemadenogreatfigureinmathematicks,whichwasastudyinmuchreputethere,hecouldturnanOdeofHoraceintoEnglishbetterthananyofthem。’HeafterwardsstudiedphysickatEdinburgh,andupontheContinent;
andIhavebeeninformed,wasenabledtopursuehistravelsonfoot,partlybydemandingatUniversitiestoenterthelistsasadisputant,bywhich,accordingtothecustomofmanyofthem,hewasentitledtothepremiumofacrown,whenluckilyforhimhischallengewasnotaccepted;sothat,asIonceobservedtoDr。
Johnson,heDISPUTEDhispassagethroughEurope。HethencametoEngland,andwasemployedsuccessivelyinthecapacitiesofanushertoanacademy,acorrectorofthepress,areviewer,andawriterforanews-paper。HehadsagacityenoughtocultivateassiduouslytheacquaintanceofJohnson,andhisfacultiesweregraduallyenlargedbythecontemplationofsuchamodel。TomeandmanyothersitappearedthathestudiouslycopiedthemannerofJohnson,though,indeed,uponasmallerscale。
AtthistimeIthinkhehadpublishednothingwithhisname,thoughitwasprettygenerallyknownthatoneDr。GoldsmithwastheauthourofAnEnquiryintothepresentStateofpoliteLearninginEurope,andofTheCitizenoftheWorld,aseriesofletterssupposedtobewrittenfromLondonbyaChinese。Nomanhadtheartofdisplayingwithmoreadvantageasawriter,whateverliteraryacquisitionshemade。’Nihilquodtetigitnonornavit。’
Hismindresembledafertile,butthinsoil。Therewasaquick,butnotastrongvegetation,ofwhateverchancedtobethrownuponit。Nodeeprootcouldbestruck。Theoakoftheforestdidnotgrowthere;buttheelegantshrubberyandthefragrantparterreappearedingaysuccession。Ithasbeengenerallycirculatedandbelievedthathewasamerefoolinconversation;but,intruth,thishasbeengreatlyexaggerated。Hehad,nodoubt,amorethancommonshareofthathurryofideaswhichweoftenfindinhiscountrymen,andwhichsometimesproducesalaughableconfusioninexpressingthem。HewasverymuchwhattheFrenchcallunetourdi,andfromvanityandaneagerdesireofbeingconspicuouswhereverhewas,hefrequentlytalkedcarelesslywithoutknowledgeofthesubject,orevenwithoutthought。Hispersonwasshort,hiscountenancecoarseandvulgar,hisdeportmentthatofascholaraukwardlyaffectingtheeasygentleman。Thosewhowereinanywaydistinguished,excitedenvyinhimtosoridiculousanexcess,thattheinstancesofitarehardlycredible。Whenaccompanyingtwobeautifulyoungladies*withtheirmotheronatourinFrance,hewasseriouslyangrythatmoreattentionwaspaidtothemthantohim;andonceattheexhibitionoftheFantocciniinLondon,whenthosewhosatnexthimobservedwithwhatdexterityapuppetwasmadetotossapike,hecouldnotbearthatitshouldhavesuchpraise,andexclaimedwithsomewarmth,’Pshaw!Icandoitbettermyself。’
*TheseweretheMissesHorneck,knownotherwiseas’LittleComedy’
and’TheJessamyBride。’——ED。
Heboastedtomeatthistimeofthepowerofhispenincommandingmoney,whichIbelievewastrueinacertaindegree,thoughintheinstancehegavehewasbynomeanscorrect。Hetoldmethathehadsoldanovelforfourhundredpounds。ThiswashisVicarofWakefield。ButJohnsoninformedme,thathehadmadethebargainforGoldsmith,andthepricewassixtypounds。’And,Sir,saidhe,asufficientpricetoo,whenitwassold;forthenthefameofGoldsmithhadnotbeenelevated,asitafterwardswas,byhisTraveller;andthebooksellerhadsuchfainthopesofprofitbyhisbargain,thathekeptthemanuscriptbyhimalongtime,anddidnotpublishittillafterTheTravellerhadappeared。Then,tobesure,itwasaccidentallyworthmoremoney。
Mrs。PiozziandSirJohnHawkinshavestrangelymisstatedthehistoryofGoldsmith’ssituationandJohnson’sfriendlyinterference,whenthisnovelwassold。IshallgiveitauthenticallyfromJohnson’sownexactnarration:——’IreceivedonemorningamessagefrompoorGoldsmiththathewasingreatdistress,andasitwasnotinhispowertocometome,beggingthatIwouldcometohimassoonaspossible。Isenthimaguinea,andpromisedtocometohimdirectly。IaccordinglywentassoonasIwasdrest,andfoundthathislandladyhadarrestedhimforhisrent,atwhichhewasinaviolentpassion。Iperceivedthathehadalreadychangedmyguinea,andhadgotabottleofMadeiraandaglassbeforehim。Iputthecorkintothebottle,desiredhewouldbecalm,andbegantotalktohimofthemeansbywhichhemightbeextricated。Hethentoldmethathehadanovelreadyforthepress,whichheproducedtome。Ilookedintoit,andsawitsmerit;toldthelandladyIshouldsoonreturn,andhavinggonetoabookseller,solditforsixtypounds。IbroughtGoldsmiththemoney,andhedischargedhisrent,notwithoutratinghislandladyinahightoneforhavingusedhimsoill。’
MynextmeetingwithJohnsonwasonFridaythe1stofJuly,whenheandIandDr。GoldsmithsuppedtogetherattheMitre。IwasbeforethistimeprettywellacquaintedwithGoldsmith,whowasoneofthebrightestornamentsoftheJohnsonianschool。Goldsmith’srespectfulattachmenttoJohnsonwasthenatitsheight;forhisownliteraryreputationhadnotyetdistinguishedhimsomuchastoexciteavaindesireofcompetitionwithhisgreatMaster。HehadincreasedmyadmirationofthegoodnessofJohnson’sheart,byincidentalremarksinthecourseofconversation,suchas,whenI
mentionedMr。Levet,whomheentertainedunderhisroof,’Heispoorandhonest,whichisrecommendationenoughtoJohnson;’andwhenIwonderedthathewasverykindtoamanofwhomIhadheardaverybadcharacter,’Heisnowbecomemiserable;andthatinsurestheprotectionofJohnson。’
HetalkedverycontemptuouslyofChurchill’spoetry,observing,that’ithadatemporarycurrency,onlyfromitsaudacityofabuse,andbeingfilledwithlivingnames,andthatitwouldsinkintooblivion。’Iventuredtohintthathewasnotquiteafairjudge,asChurchillhadattackedhimviolently。JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,Iamaveryfairjudge。HedidnotattackmeviolentlytillhefoundI
didnotlikehispoetry;andhisattackonmeshallnotpreventmefromcontinuingtosaywhatIthinkofhim,fromanapprehensionthatitmaybeascribedtoresentment。No,Sir,Icalledthefellowablockheadatfirst,andIwillcallhimablockheadstill。
However,IwillacknowledgethatIhaveabetteropinionofhimnow,thanIoncehad;forhehasshewnmorefertilitythanI
expected。Tobesure,heisatreethatcannotproducegoodfruit:
heonlybearscrabs。But,Sir,atreethatproducesagreatmanycrabsisbetterthanatreewhichproducesonlyafew。’
LetmehereapologizefortheimperfectmannerinwhichIamobligedtoexhibitJohnson’sconversationatthisperiod。Intheearlypartofmyacquaintancewithhim,Iwassowraptinadmirationofhisextraordinarycolloquialtalents,andsolittleaccustomedtohispeculiarmodeofexpression,thatIfounditextremelydifficulttorecollectandrecordhisconversationwithitsgenuinevigourandvivacity。Inprogressoftime,whenmymindwas,asitwere,stronglyimpregnatedwiththeJohnsonianoether,I
could,withmuchmorefacilityandexactness,carryinmymemoryandcommittopapertheexuberantvarietyofhiswisdomandwit。
AtthistimeMISSWilliams,asshewasthencalled,thoughshedidnotresidewithhimintheTempleunderhisroof,buthadlodgingsinBolt-court,Fleet-street,hadsomuchofhisattention,thatheeverynightdrankteawithherbeforehewenthome,howeverlateitmightbe,andshealwayssatupforhim。This,itmaybefairlyconjectured,wasnotaloneaproofofhisregardforHER,butofhisownunwillingnesstogointosolitude,beforethatunseasonablehouratwhichhehadhabituatedhimselftoexpecttheoblivionofrepose。Dr。Goldsmith,beingaprivilegedman,wentwithhimthisnight,struttingaway,andcallingtomewithanairofsuperiority,likethatofanesoterickoveranexoterickdiscipleofasageofantiquity,’IgotoMissWilliams。’Iconfess,Ithenenviedhimthismightyprivilege,ofwhichheseemedsoproud;butitwasnotlongbeforeIobtainedthesamemarkofdistinction。
OnTuesdaythe5thofJuly,IagainvisitedJohnson。
TalkingofLondon,heobserved,’Sir,ifyouwishtohaveajustnotionofthemagnitudeofthiscity,youmustnotbesatisfiedwithseeingitsgreatstreetsandsquares,butmustsurveytheinnumerablelittlelanesandcourts。Itisnotintheshowyevolutionsofbuildings,butinthemultiplicityofhumanhabitationswhicharecroudedtogether,thatthewonderfulimmensityofLondonconsists。’
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