JohnsoncomplainedthatamanwhodislikedhimrepeatedhissarcasmtoMr。Sheridan,withouttellinghimwhatfollowed,whichwas,thatafterapauseheadded,’However,IamgladthatMr。Sheridanhasapension,forheisaverygoodman。’Sheridancouldneverforgivethishastycontemptuousexpression。Itrankledinhismind;andthoughIinformedhimofallthatJohnsonsaid,andthathewouldbeverygladtomeethimamicably,hepositivelydeclinedrepeatedofferswhichImade,andoncewentoffabruptlyfromahousewhereheandIwereengagedtodine,becausehewastoldthatDr。Johnsonwastobethere。
ThisrupturewithSheridandeprivedJohnsonofoneofhismostagreeableresourcesforamusementinhislonelyevenings;forSheridan’swell-informed,animated,andbustlingmindneversufferedconversationtostagnate;andMrs。Sheridanwasamostagreeablecompaniontoanintellectualman。Shewassensible,ingenious,unassuming,yetcommunicative。Irecollect,withsatisfaction,manypleasinghourswhichIpassedwithherunderthehospitableroofofherhusband,whowastomeaverykindfriend。
Hernovel,entitledMemoirsofMissSydneyBiddulph,containsanexcellentmoralwhileitinculcatesafuturestateofretribution;
andwhatitteachesisimpresseduponthemindbyaseriesofasdeepdistressascanaffecthumanity,intheamiableandpiousheroinewhogoestohergraveunrelieved,butresigned,andfullofhopeof’heaven’smercy。’Johnsonpaidherthishighcomplimentuponit:’Iknownot,Madam,thatyouhavearight,uponmoralprinciples,tomakeyourreaderssuffersomuch。’
Mr。ThomasDaviestheactor,whothenkeptabookseller’sshopinRussel-street,Covent-garden,toldmethatJohnsonwasverymuchhisfriend,andcamefrequentlytohishouse,wherehemorethanonceinvitedmetomeethim;butbysomeunluckyaccidentorotherhewaspreventedfromcomingtous。
Mr。ThomasDavieswasamanofgoodunderstandingandtalents,withtheadvantageofaliberaleducation。Thoughsomewhatpompous,hewasanentertainingcompanion;andhisliteraryperformanceshavenoinconsiderableshareofmerit。Hewasafriendlyandveryhospitableman。Bothheandhiswife,whohasbeencelebratedforherbeauty,thoughuponthestageformanyyears,maintainedanuniformdecencyofcharacter;andJohnsonesteemedthem,andlivedinaseasyanintimacywiththem,aswithanyfamilywhichheusedtovisit。Mr。DaviesrecollectedseveralofJohnson’sremarkablesayings,andwasoneofthebestofthemanyimitatorsofhisvoiceandmanner,whilerelatingthem。HeincreasedmyimpatiencemoreandmoretoseetheextraordinarymanwhoseworksIhighlyvalued,andwhoseconversationwasreportedtobesopeculiarlyexcellent。
Atlast,onMondaythe16thofMay,whenIwassittinginMr。
Davies’sback-parlour,afterhavingdrunkteawithhimandMrs。
Davies,Johnsonunexpectedlycameintotheshop;andMr。Davieshavingperceivedhimthroughtheglass-doorintheroominwhichweweresitting,advancingtowardsus,——heannouncedhisawefulapproachtome,somewhatinthemannerofanactorinthepartofHoratio,whenheaddressesHamletontheappearanceofhisfather’sghost,’Look,myLord,itcomes。’IfoundthatIhadaveryperfectideaofJohnson’sfigure,fromtheportraitofhimpaintedbySirJoshuaReynoldssoonafterhehadpublishedhisDictionary,intheattitudeofsittinginhiseasychairindeepmeditation,whichwasthefirstpicturehisfrienddidforhim,whichSirJoshuaverykindlypresentedtome,andfromwhichanengravinghasbeenmadeforthiswork。Mr。Daviesmentionedmyname,andrespectfullyintroducedmetohim。Iwasmuchagitated;andrecollectinghisprejudiceagainsttheScotch,ofwhichIhadheardmuch,IsaidtoDavies,’Don’ttellwhereIcomefrom。’——’FromScotland,’criedDaviesroguishly。’Mr。Johnson,saidIIdoindeedcomefromScotland,butIcannothelpit。’IamwillingtoflattermyselfthatImeantthisaslightpleasantrytosoothandconciliatehim,andnotasanhumiliatingabasementattheexpenceofmycountry。Buthoweverthatmightbe,thisspeechwassomewhatunlucky;forwiththatquicknessofwitforwhichhewassoremarkable,heseizedtheexpression’comefromScotland,’whichI
usedinthesenseofbeingofthatcountry;and,asifIhadsaidthatIhadcomeawayfromit,orleftit,retorted,’That,Sir,I
find,iswhataverygreatmanyofyourcountrymencannothelp。’
Thisstrokestunnedmeagooddeal;andwhenwehadsatdown,I
feltmyselfnotalittleembarrassed,andapprehensiveofwhatmightcomenext。HethenaddressedhimselftoDavies:’WhatdoyouthinkofGarrick?HehasrefusedmeanorderfortheplayforMissWilliams,becauseheknowsthehousewillbefull,andthatanorderwouldbeworththreeshillings。’Eagertotakeanyopeningtogetintoconversationwithhim,Iventuredtosay,’O,Sir,I
cannotthinkMr。Garrickwouldgrudgesuchatrifletoyou。’’Sir,saidhe,withasternlook,IhaveknownDavidGarricklongerthanyouhavedone:andIknownorightyouhavetotalktomeonthesubject。’PerhapsIdeservedthischeck;foritwasratherpresumptuousinme,anentirestranger,toexpressanydoubtofthejusticeofhisanimadversionuponhisoldacquaintanceandpupil。*
Inowfeltmyselfmuchmortified,andbegantothinkthatthehopewhichIhadlongindulgedofobtaininghisacquaintancewasblasted。And,intruth,hadnotmyardourbeenuncommonlystrong,andmyresolutionuncommonlypersevering,soroughareceptionmighthavedeterredmeforeverfrommakinganyfurtherattempts。
Fortunately,however,Iremaineduponthefieldnotwhollydiscomfited。
*ThatthiswasamomentarysallyagainstGarricktherecanbenodoubt;foratJohnson’sdesirehehad,someyearsbefore,givenabenefit-nightathistheatretothisveryperson,bywhichshehadgottwohundredpounds。Johnson,indeed,uponallotheroccasions,whenIwasinhiscompanypraisedtheveryliberalcharityofGarrick。Ioncementionedtohim,’Itisobserved,Sir,thatyouattackGarrickyourself,butwillsuffernobodyelsetodoit。’
Johnson,smiling’Why,Sir,thatistrue。’——BOSWELL。
Iwashighlypleasedwiththeextraordinaryvigourofhisconversation,andregrettedthatIwasdrawnawayfromitbyanengagementatanotherplace。Ihad,forapartoftheevening,beenleftalonewithhim,andhadventuredtomakeanobservationnowandthen,whichhereceivedverycivilly;sothatIwassatisfiedthatthoughtherewasaroughnessinhismanner,therewasnoill-natureinhisdisposition。Daviesfollowedmetothedoor,andwhenIcomplainedtohimalittleofthehardblowswhichthegreatmanhadgivenme,hekindlytookuponhimtoconsolemebysaying,’Don’tbeuneasy。Icanseehelikesyouverywell。’
PartTwo
AfewdaysafterwardsIcalledonDavies,andaskedhimifhethoughtImighttakethelibertyofwaitingonMr。JohnsonathisChambersintheTemple。HesaidIcertainlymight,andthatMr。
Johnsonwouldtakeitasacompliment。SouponTuesdaythe24thofMay,afterhavingbeenenlivenedbythewittysalliesofMessieursThornton,Wilkes,ChurchillandLloyd,withwhomIhadpassedthemorning,IboldlyrepairedtoJohnson。HisChamberswereonthefirstfloorofNo。1,Inner-Temple-lane,andIenteredthemwithanimpressiongivenmebytheReverendDr。Blair,ofEdinburgh,whohadbeenintroducedtohimnotlongbefore,anddescribedhishaving’foundtheGiantinhisden;’anexpression,which,whenI
cametobeprettywellacquaintedwithJohnson,Irepeatedtohim,andhewasdivertedatthispicturesqueaccountofhimself。Dr。
BlairhadbeenpresentedtohimbyDr。JamesFordyce。AtthistimethecontroversyconcerningthepiecespublishedbyMr。JamesMacpherson,astranslationsofOssian,wasatitsheight。Johnsonhadallalongdeniedtheirauthenticity;and,whatwasstillmoreprovokingtotheiradmirers,maintainedthattheyhadnomerit。
ThesubjecthavingbeenintroducedbyDr。Fordyce,Dr。Blair,relyingontheinternalevidenceoftheirantiquity,askedDr。
Johnsonwhetherhethoughtanymanofamodernagecouldhavewrittensuchpoems?Johnsonreplied,’Yes,Sir,manymen,manywomen,andmanychildren。’Johnson,atthistime,didnotknowthatDr。BlairhadjustpublishedaDissertation,notonlydefendingtheirauthenticity,butseriouslyrankingthemwiththepoemsofHomerandVirgil;andwhenhewasafterwardsinformedofthiscircumstance,heexpressedsomedispleasureatDr。Fordyce’shavingsuggestedthetopick,andsaid,’Iamnotsorrythattheygotthusmuchfortheirpains。Sir,itwaslikeleadingonetotalkofabookwhentheauthourisconcealedbehindthedoor。’
Hereceivedmeverycourteously;but,itmustbeconfessed,thathisapartment,andfurniture,andmorningdress,weresufficientlyuncouth。Hisbrownsuitofcloathslookedveryrusty;hehadonalittleoldshrivelledunpowderedwig,whichwastoosmallforhishead;hisshirt-neckandkneesofhisbreecheswereloose;hisblackworstedstockingsilldrawnup;andhehadapairofunbuckledshoesbywayofslippers。Butalltheseslovenlyparticularitieswereforgottenthemomentthathebegantotalk。
Somegentlemen,whomIdonotrecollect,weresittingwithhim;andwhentheywentaway,Ialsorose;buthesaidtome,’Nay,don’tgo。’’Sir,saidI,IamafraidthatIintrudeuponyou。Itisbenevolenttoallowmetositandhearyou。’Heseemedpleasedwiththiscompliment,whichIsincerelypaidhim,andanswered,’Sir,Iamobligedtoanymanwhovisitsme。’Ihavepreservedthefollowingshortminuteofwhatpassedthisday:——
’Madnessfrequentlydiscoversitselfmerelybyunnecessarydeviationfromtheusualmodesoftheworld。MypoorfriendSmartshewedthedisturbanceofhismind,byfallinguponhisknees,andsayinghisprayersinthestreet,orinanyotherunusualplace。
Nowalthough,rationallyspeaking,itisgreatermadnessnottoprayatall,thantoprayasSmartdid,Iamafraidtherearesomanywhodonotpray,thattheirunderstandingisnotcalledinquestion。’
Concerningthisunfortunatepoet,ChristopherSmart,whowasconfinedinamad-house,hehad,atanothertime,thefollowingconversationwithDr。Burney:——BURNEY。’HowdoespoorSmartdo,Sir;ishelikelytorecover?’JOHNSON。’Itseemsasifhismindhadceasedtostrugglewiththedisease;forhegrowsfatuponit。’
BURNEY。’Perhaps,Sir,thatmaybefromwantofexercise。’
JOHNSON。’No,Sir;hehaspartlyasmuchexerciseasheusedtohave,forhedigsinthegarden。Indeed,beforehisconfinement,heusedforexercisetowalktotheale-house;buthewasCARRIED
backagain。Ididnotthinkheoughttobeshutup。Hisinfirmitieswerenotnoxioustosociety。Heinsistedonpeopleprayingwithhim;andI’dasliefpraywithKitSmartasanyoneelse。Anotherchargewas,thathedidnotlovecleanlinen;andI
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