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第62章

  tookituponeday,andthoughtImightmakesomethingbyittosupportmyselfadaywith。Chanceorsomethingelseledmeintoagrandshop;therewasamantherewhoseemedtobethemaster,talkingtoajolly,portlyoldgentleman,whoseemedtobeacountrysquire。Well,Iwentuptothefirst,andoffereditforsale;hetookthebook,openeditatthetitle-page,andthenallofasuddenhiseyesglistened,andheshowedittothefat,jollygentleman,andhiseyesglistenedtoo,andIheardhimsay“Howsingular!“andthenthetwotalkedtogetherinaspeechIdidn’tunderstand-IratherthoughtitwasFrench,atanyrateitwasn’tcant;andpresentlythefirstaskedmewhatIwouldtakeforthebook。NowIamnotaltogetherafool,noramIblind,andIhadnarrowlymarkedallthatpassed,anditcameintomyheadthatnowwasthetimeformakingamanofmyself,atanyrateIcouldlosenothingbyalittleconfidence;soIlookedthemanboldlyintheface,andsaid,“Iwillhavefiveguineasforthatbook,thereain’tsuchanotherinthewholeworld。““Nonsense,“saidthefirstman,“thereareplentyofthem,therehavebeennearlyfiftyeditions,tomyknowledge;Iwillgiveyoufiveshillings。““No,“
  saidI,“I’llnottakeit,forIdon’tliketobecheated,sogivememybookagain“;andIattemptedtotakeitawayfromthefatgentleman’shand。“Stop,“saidtheyoungerman;“areyousurethatyouwon’ttakeless?““Notafarthing,“saidI;whichwasnotaltogethertrue,butIsaidso。“Well,“saidthefatgentleman,“I
  willgiveyouwhatyouask“;andsureenoughhepresentlygavemethemoney;soImadeabow,andwasleavingtheshop,whenitcameintomyheadthattherewassomethingoddinallthis,and,asI
  hadthemoneyinmypocket,Iturnedback,and,makinganotherbow,said,“MayIbesoboldastoaskwhyyougavemeallthismoneyforthat’eredirtybook?WhenIcameintotheshop,Ishouldhavebeengladtogetashillingforit;butIsawyouwantedit,andaskedfiveguineas。“Thentheylookedatoneanother,andsmiled,andshruggeduptheirshoulders。Thenthefirstman,lookingatme,said,“Friend,youhavebeenalittletoosharpforus;
  however,wecanaffordtoforgiveyou,asmyfriendherehaslongbeeninquestofthisparticularbook;thereareplentyofeditions,asItoldyou,andacommoncopyisnotworthfiveshillings;butthisisafirstedition,andacopyofthefirsteditionisworthitsweightingold。“’
  ’So,afterall,theyoutwittedyou,’Iobserved。
  ’Clearly,’saidtheman;’Imighthavegotdoubletheprice,hadI
  knownthevalue;butIdon’tcare,muchgoodmayitdothem,ithasdonemeplenty。BymeansofitIhavegotintoanhonest,respectabletrade,inwhichthere’slittledangerandplentyofprofit,andgotoutofonewhichwouldhavegotmelagged,soonerorlater。’
  ’But,’saidI,’yououghttorememberthatthethingwasnotyours;
  youtookitfromme,whohadbeenrequestedbyapooroldapple-
  womantoexchangeitforaBible。’
  ’Well,’saidtheman,’didsheevergetherBible?’
  ’Yes,’saidI,’shegotherBible。’
  ’Thenshehasnocausetocomplain;and,asforyou,chanceorsomethingelsehassentyoutome,thatImaymakeyoureasonableamendsforanylossyoumayhavehad。HereamIreadytomakeyoumybonnet,withfortyorfiftyshillingsaweek,whichyousayyourselfarecapitalwages。’
  ’Ifindnofaultwiththewages,’saidI,’butIdon’tliketheemploy。’
  ’Notlikebonneting,’saidtheman;’ah,Isee,youwouldliketobeprincipal;well,atimemaycome-thoselongwhitefingersofyourswouldjustserveforthebusiness。’
  ’Isitadifficultone?’Idemanded。
  ’Why,itisnotveryeasy:twothingsareneedful-naturaltalent,andconstantpractice;butI’llshowyouapointortwoconnectedwiththegame’;and,placinghistablebetweenhiskneesashesatoverthesideofthepit,heproducedthreethimbles,andasmallbrownpellet,somethingresemblingapea。Hemovedthethimbleandpelletabout,nowplacingittoallappearanceunderone,andnowunderanother;’Underwhichisitnow?’hesaidatlast。’Underthat,’saidI,pointingtothelowermostofthethimbles,which,astheystood,formedakindoftriangle。’No,’
  saidhe,’itisnot,butliftitup’;and,whenIliftedupthethimble,thepellet,intruth,wasnotunderit。’Itwasundernoneofthem,’saidhe,’itwaspressedbymylittlefingeragainstmypalm’;andthenheshowedmehowhedidthetrick,andaskedmeifthegamewasnotafunnyone;and,onmyansweringintheaffirmative,hesaid,’Iamgladyoulikeit;comealongandletuswinsomemoney。’
  Thereupon,gettingup,heplacedthetablebeforehim,andwasmovingaway;observing,however,thatIdidnotstir,heaskedmewhatIwasstayingfor。’Merelyformyownpleasure,’saidI;’I
  likesittinghereverywell。’’Thenyouwon’tclose?’saidtheman。’Bynomeans,’Ireplied;’yourproposaldoesnotsuitme。’
  ’Youmaybeprincipalintime,’saidtheman。’Thatmakesnodifference,’saidI;and,sittingwithmylegsoverthepit,I
  forthwithbegantodeclineanArmeniannoun。’Thatain’tcant,’
  saidtheman;’no,norgypsyeither。Well,ifyouwon’tclose,anotherwill,Ican’tloseanymoretime,’andforthwithhedeparted。
  AndafterIhaddeclinedfourArmeniannouns,ofdifferentdeclensions,Irosefromthesideofthepit,andwanderedaboutamongstthevariousgroupsofpeoplescatteredoverthegreen。
  PresentlyIcametowherethemanofthethimbleswasstanding,withthetablebeforehim,andmanypeopleabouthim。’Themwhofinds,wins,andthemwhocan’tfind,loses,’hecried。Variousindividualstriedtofindthepellet,butallwereunsuccessful,tillatlastconsiderabledissatisfactionwasexpressed,andthetermsrogueandcheatwerelavisheduponhim。’Nevercheatedanybodyinallmylife,’hecried;and,observingmeathand,’didn’tIplayfair,mylord?’heinquired。ButImadenoanswer。
  Presentlysomemoreplayed,andhepermittedoneortwotowin,andtheeagernesstoplaywithhimbecamegreater。AfterIhadlookedonforsometime,Iwasmovingaway:justthenIperceivedashort,thickpersonage,withastaffinhishand,advancinginagreathurry;whereupon,withasuddenimpulse,Iexclaimed-
  Shoonthimble-engro;
  Avellagorgio。
  Theman,whowasinthemidstofhispea-and-thimbleprocess,nosoonerheardthelastwordofthedistichthanheturnedanalarmedlookinthedirectionofwhereIstood;then,glancingaround,andperceivingtheconstable,heslippedforthwithhispelletandthimblesintohispocket,and,liftinguphistable,hecriedtothepeopleabouthim,’Makeway!’andwithamotionwithhisheadtome,asiftofollowhim,hedartedoffwithaswiftnesswhichtheshort,pursyconstablecouldbynomeansrival;andwhitherhewent,orwhatbecameofhim,Iknownot,inasmuchasIturnedawayinanotherdirection。
  CHAPTERLIV
  Mr。Petulengro-RommanyRye-Lil-writers-One’sownhorn-
  Lawfully-earntmoney-Thewoodedhill-Agreatfavourite-Theshopwindow-Muchwanted。
  AND,asIwanderedalongthegreen,Idrewneartoaplacewhereseveralmen,withacaskbesidethem,satcarousingintheneighbourhoodofasmalltent。’Herehecomes,’saidoneofthem,asIadvanced,andstandingupheraisedhisvoiceandsang:-
  ’HeretheGypsygemmansee,WithhisRomanjibandhisromeanddree-
  Romeanddree,rumanddryRallyroundtheRommanyRye。’
  ItwasMr。Petulengro,whowasheredivertinghimselfwithseveralofhiscomrades;theyallreceivedmewithconsiderablefrankness。
  ’Sitdown,brother,’saidMr。Petulengro,’andtakeacupofgoodale。’
  Isatdown。’Yourhealth,gentlemen,’saidI,asItookthecupwhichMr。Petulengrohandedtome。
  ’AukkotupiosadreyRommanis。HereisyourhealthinRommany,brother,’saidMr。Petulengro;who,havingrefilledthecup,nowemptieditatadraught。
  ’YourhealthinRommany,brother,’saidTawnoChikno,towhomthecupcamenext。
  ’TheRommanyRye,’saidathird。
  ’TheGypsygentleman,’exclaimedafourth,drinking。
  Andthentheyallsanginchorus:-
  ’HeretheGypsygemmansee,WithhisRomanjibandhisromeanddree-
  Romeanddree,rumanddryRallyroundtheRommanyRye。’
  ’Andnow,brother,’saidMr。Petulengro,’seeingthatyouhavedrunkandbeendrunken,youwillperhapstelluswhereyouhavebeen,andwhatabout?’
  ’IhavebeenintheBigCity,’saidI,’writinglils。’
  ’Howmuchmoneyhaveyougotinyourpocket,brother?’saidMr。
  Petulengro。
  ’Eighteenpence,’saidI;’allIhaveintheworld。’
  ’IhavebeenintheBigCity,too,’saidMr。Petulengro;’butI
  havenotwrittenlils-Ihavefoughtinthering-Ihavefiftypoundsinmypocket-Ihavemuchmoreintheworld。Brother,thereisconsiderabledifferencebetweenus。
  ’Iwouldratherbethelil-writer,afterall,’saidthetall,handsome,blackman;’indeed,Iwouldwishfornothingbetter。’
  ’Whyso?’saidMr。Petulengro。
  ’Becausetheyhavesomuchtosayforthemselves,’saidtheblackman,’evenwhendeadandgone。Whentheyarelaidinthechurchyard,itistheirownfaultifpeopleain’ttalkingofthem。
  Whowillknow,afterIamdead,orbitchadeypawdel,thatIwasoncethebeautyoftheworld,orthatyouJasperwere-’
  ’ThebestmaninEnglandofmyinches。That’strue,Tawno-