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  advertisedaseven-shooter。Ididn’tsayanythingaboutarevolver。Itwillshootsevenshot,ortwicethatnumber,ifyouonlyputthemin。IfanybodyisgreenenoughtosupposeImeantarevolver,that’shislookout,notmine。“
  “Wearenotcalledupontodecidethepoint,“saidthespecialagent。“Thequestionisoneforthecourtandthejury。ButyoumustgowithmetoCleveland。Sogetready。“
  Findingpersuasion,argument,andremonstrancealikeuseless,thegreatmechanicalgeniuspackedhissatchelinpreparationforthejourney。Oncefairlyontheroad,hebecamecommunicative,andexplainedthereasonswhichledhimtoembarkintheenterprise。
  “Inthefirstplace,“saidhe,“IreadBarnum’sLife,andacceptedthedoctrinethattheAmericanpeopleliketobehumbugged。I
  plannedtheshootermyself,and,inwordingthecircular,aimedtocoverthepointsandkeepwithinthelaw。IthinkIhavesucceeded。“
  “Ibegleavetodiffer,“arguedthespecialagent。“Asidefromthegeneralfalsityofthedescription,therearespecificclaimswhichyoucannotmakegood。“
  “Idon’tseethematterinthatlight,“repliedthechampionoftheseven-shooter。“Isay,’Whereverintroduced,theyadvertisethemselves。’Well,don’tthey?Whoevergetsonewillbeapttotellhisneighbors。Isn’tthatadvertisingitself?Ialsosay,’Thesaleofoneopensthemarketforadozeninanyneighborhood;’
  butobserve,Idon’tclaimthatanymorewillbesoldinthatneighborhood,evenifthemarketisopened。Sofarasmyguarantyisconcerned,Ionlywarrantthemtobeasgoodafterthreeyears’
  useaswhenfirstpurchased。Willyou,orwillanycourt,callthatinquestion?“
  “Itischarged,“saidtheofficer,changingthesubject,“thatyouneglectedtofillagoodmanyorders。Howdoyouexplainthat?“
  “Why,tofurnishtheshooterandpaythepostagecutsdowntheprofitsterribly,“wastheuniqueandcharacteristicreply。
  Ordersbegantoarriveinresponsetothecircularnearlyfivemonthsbeforethefirstshootercamefromthehandsofthemanufacturer;andasnoneofthemwereeverfilled,orevenrecorded,itisimpossibletoestimatehowmanydupeslongwatchedthemailsinanxiousexpectancy,andperhapsattributedtheirdisappointmenttodishonestyamongtheemployeesofthedepartment。
  Ofcoursethepaperswhichprintedtheadvertisementwouldhavespurnedtheimpostorandexposedthefraud,hadtheydiscoveredthefacts。Themostscrupulousandcarefulpublishersareoftendeceivedinthecharacterofadvertisementsthatcomethroughtheregularchannelsofbusiness,andappearplausibleontheirface。
  Infact,thereligiousjournalsarethefavoritevehiclesoftheswindlers。Thesolicitudefeltbythenewspapers,notonlyfortheirownreputation,butfortheinterestsoftheirpatrons,wasillustratedinthecorrespondencefoundonthepersonofWilcox。
  Aninfluentialwesternjournalhadaddressedhimtwonoteswhichranthus:——
  GENTS:Wereceivefrequentlettersfromsubscribers,sayingtheyreceivenoanswerstoletterstheysendyoucontainingmoneyfor’7-Shooters。’Howisit?Areyouswindlers?“
  Wilcox,thoughfullyabletoanswertheconundrum,didnotseefittodoso;andhence,onthe3dofNovember,thesamepartiesdeployedtheirforcestorenewthecharge。
  “Wehavewrittenyouoncebefore,thatourpatronscomplaintousthatyoudonotfilltheircashorders,andwillnotanswertheirlettersofinquiryastowhyyoudon’t。Wehavereceivedsomanysuchthatwesuspectthereissomethingwrong,and,unlessyouexplainsatisfactorily,wewillhavetoexposeyou。“
  Asthespecialagentarrivedonthesamedaywiththeinquiry,theyoungmanhadnoopportunitytomakethedesiredexplanation。
  Indeeditisdoubtfulifonesomodestandreticentonmattersofpersonalmerit,wouldhaveansweredthequestionevenifpermittedtotakeallwintertodoitin。
  TheUnitedStatescommissioner,whilefullyrecognizingtheingenuityofthecircular,differedsomewhatfromitsauthorininterpretingitslegalconstruction,andaccordinglyplacedhimunderabondoffifteenhundreddollarstoappearfortrial。
  AndrewLangSaint-GermaintheDeathlessAmongthebestbriefmasterpiecesoffictionareLytton’sTheHauntersandtheHaunted,andThackeray’sNotchontheAxeinRoundaboutPapers。*Bothdealwithamysteriousbeingwhopassesthroughtheages,rich,powerful,alwaysbehindthescenes,comingnomanknowswhence,anddying,orpretendingtodie,obscurely——
  youneverfindauthenticevidenceofhisdisease。Inotherlatertimes,atothercourts,suchanonereappearsandrunsthesamecourseofluxury,marvel,andhiddenpotency。
  *Bothgivenintheaccompanyingvolumecontaining“OldTimeEnglish“Stories。Seealsothefirststoryinthe“NorthEurope“
  volume——Editor。
  LyttonreturnedtoandelaboratedhisideaintheMargraveofA
  StrangeStory,whohasno“soul,“andprolongshisphysicalandintellectuallifebymeansofanelixir。Margraveisnotbad,butheisinferiortothehero,lesselaboratelydesigned,ofTheHauntersandtheHaunted。Thackeray’staleiswritteninatoneofmockmysticism,butheconfessesthathelikeshisownstory,inwhichthestrangeherothroughallhismanylivesorreappearances,andthroughallthecountlesslovesonwhichhefatuouslyplumeshimself,retainsaslightGerman-Jewishaccent。
  ItappearstomethatthehistoricoriginaloftheseromanticcharactersisnootherthanthemysteriousComtedeSaint-Germain——
  not,ofcourse,thecontemporaryandnormalFrenchsoldierandminister,of1707-1778,whoborethesamename。Ihavefoundthename,withdimallusions,intheunpublishedlettersandMSS。ofPrinceCharlesEdwardStuart,andhavenotalwaysbeencertainwhetherthereferencewastothemanofactionortothemanofmystery。Onthesecretofthelatter,thedeathlessone,Ihavenonewlighttothrow,andonlyspeakofhimforasinglereason。
  Aristotleassuresus,inhisPoetics,thatthebest-knownmythsdramatizedontheAthenianstagewereknowntoveryfewoftheAthenianaudience。ItisnotimpossiblethatthestoryofSaint-
  Germain,thoughitseemsasfamiliarasthemythofOedipusorThyestes,may,afterall,notbevividlypresenttothememoryofeveryreader。TheomniscentLarousse,oftheDictionnaireUniversel,certainlydidnotknowoneveryaccessiblefactaboutSaint-Germain,norhaveIseenitmentionedinotherversionsofhislegend。Weread,inLarousse,“Saint-GermainisnotheardofinFrancebefore1750,whenheestablishedhimselfinParis。Noadventurehadcalledattentiontohisexistence;itwasonlyknownthathehadmovedaboutEurope,livedinItaly,Holland,andinEngland,andhadbornethenamesofMarquisdeMonteferrat,andofComtedeBellamye,whichheusedatVenice。“
  LascellesWraxall,again,inRemarkableAdventures1863,says:
  “WhatevertruththeremaybeinSaint-Germain’stravelsinEnglandandtheEastIndies,itisundubitablethat,forfrom1745to1755,hewasamanofhighpositioninVienna,“whileinParishedoesnotappear,accordingtoWraxall,till1757,havingbeenbroughtfromGermanybytheMarechaldeBelle-Isle,whose“oldboots,“saysMacallesterthespy,PrinceCharlesfreelydamned,“becausetheywerealwaysstuffedwithprojects。“NowwehearofSaint-Germain,bythatname,asresident,notinVienna,butinLondon,attheverymomentwhenPrinceCharles,evadingCumberland,wholaywithhisarmyatStone,inStaffordshire,marchedtoDerby。HoraceWalpolewritestoManninFlorenceDecember9,1745:
  “Webegintotakeuppeople……theotherdaytheyseizedanoddmanwhogoesbythenameofCountSaint-Germain。Hehasbeenherethesetwoyears,andwillnottellwhoheis,orwhence,butprofessesthathedoesnotgobyhisrightname。Hesings,playsontheviolinwonderfully,composes,ismad,andnotverysensible。
  HeiscalledanItalian,aSpaniard,aPole;asomebodythatmarriedagreatfortuneinMexico,andranawaywithherjewelstoConstantinople;apriest,afiddler,avastnobleman。ThePrinceofWaleshashadunsatiatedcuriosityabouthim,butinvain。
  However,nothinghasbeenmadeoutagainsthim;heisreleased,and,whatconvincesmeheisnotagentleman,stayshere,andtalksofhisbeingtakenupforaspy。“
  HereisourearliestauthenticnoteonSaint-Germain;anoteomittedbyhisFrenchstudents。HewasinLondonfrom1743to1745,underanamenothisown,butthatwhichhelaterboreattheCourtofFrance。FromtheallusiontohisjewelsthoseofadesertedMexicanbride,itappearsthathewasalreadyasrichinthesetreasuresashewasafterwards,whenhisFrenchacquaintancesmarveledatthem。Astohisbeing“mad,“WalpolemayrefertoSaint-Germain’swayoftalkingasifhehadlivedinremoteages,andknownfamouspeopleofthepast。
  HavingcaughtthisdaylightglimpseofSaint-GermaininWalpole,havinglearnedthatinDecember,1745,hewasarrestedandexaminedasapossibleJacobiteagent,wenaturallyexpecttofindourcontemporaryofficialdocumentsabouthisexaminationbytheGovernment。Scoresofsuchrecordsexist,containingthequestionsputto,andtheanswersgivenby,suspectedpersons。ButwevainlyhuntthroughtheNewcastleMSS。,andtheStatePapers,Domestic,intheRecordOffice,foratraceoftheexaminationofSaint-Germain。
  Iamnotawarethathewasanywherelefthistrailinofficialdocuments;helivesinmoreorlesslegendarymemoirs,alone。
  AtwhatprecisedateSaint-GermainbecameanintimateofLouisXV。,theDucdeChoiseul,MadamedePompadour,andtheMarechaldeBelle-Isle,onecannotascertain。Thewritersofmemoirsarethevaguestofmortalsaboutdates;onlyonediscernsthatSaint-
  GermainwasmuchabouttheFrenchCourt,andhighinthefavoroftheKing,havingroomsatChambord,duringtheSevenYears’War,andjustbeforethetimeofthepeacenegotiationsof1762-1763。
  Theartofcompilingfalseorforgedmemoirsofthatperiodwaswidelypracticed;butthememoirsofMadameduHausset,whospeaksofSaint-Germain,areauthentic。Shewasthewidowofapoormanofnoblefamily,andwasoneoftwofemmesdechambreofMadamedePompadour。Hermanuscriptwaswritten,sheexplains,byaidofabriefdiarywhichshekeptduringhertermofservice。OnedayM。
  SenacdeMeilhanfoundMadamedePompadour’sbrother,M。deMarigny,abouttoburnapacketofpapers。“Itisthejournal,“hesaid,“ofafemmedechambreofmysister,agood,kindwoman。“DeMeilhanaskedforthemanuscript,whichhelatergavetoMr。
  Crawford,oneoftheKilwinningfamily,inAyrshire,wholaterhelpedintheescapeofLouisXVI。andMarieAntoinettetoVarennes,wheretheywerecaptured。WiththejournalofMadameduHaussetwereseveralletterstoMarignyonpointsofhistoricalanecdote。[1]
  [1]OneofthesegivesMadamedeVieux-Maisonastheauthorofaromanaclef,SecretMemoirsoftheCourtofPersia,whichcontainsanearlyreferencetotheManintheIronMaskdied1703。Theletter-writeraversthatD’Argenson,thefamousministerofLouisXV。,saidthattheManintheIronMaskwasreallyapersonfortpeudechose,’ofverylittleaccount,’andthattheRegentd’Orleanswasofthesameopinion。Thiscorroboratesmytheory,thattheMaskwasmerelythevaletofaHuguenotconspirator,RouxdeMarsilly,capturedinEngland,andimprisonedbecausehewassupposedtoknowsometerriblesecret——whichheknewnothingabout。
  SeeTheValet’sTragedy,Longmans,1903。
  CrawfordpublishedthemanuscriptofMadameduHausset,whichhewasgivenbydeMeilhan,andthememoirsarethusfromanauthenticsource。TheauthorsaysthatLouisXV。wasalwayskindtoher,butspokelittletoher,whereasMadamedePompadourremarked,“TheKingandItrustyousomuchthatwetreatyoulikeacatoradog,andtalkfreelybeforeyou。“
  AstoSaint-Germain,MadameduHaussetwrites:“AmanwhowasasamazingasawitchcameoftentoseeMadamedePompadour。ThiswastheComtedeSaint-Germain,whowishedtomakepeoplebelievethathehadlivedforseveralcenturies。OnedayMadamesaidtohim,whileathertoilet,“WhatsortofmanwasFrancisI。,akingwhomIcouldhaveloved?““Agoodsortoffellow,“saidSaint-Germain;
  “toofiery——Icouldhavegivenhimausefulpieceofadvice,buthewouldnothavelistened。“Hethendescribed,inverygeneralterms,thebeautyofMaryStuartandLaReineMargot。“Youseemtohaveseenthemall,“saidMadamedePompadour,laughing。
  “Sometimes,“saidSaint-Germain,“Iamusemyself,notbymakingpeoplebelieve,butbylettingthembelieve,thatIhavelivedfromtimeimmemorial。““Butyoudonottellusyourage,andyougiveyourselfoutasveryold。MadamedeGergy,whowaswifeoftheFrenchambassadoratVenicefiftyyearsago,Ithink,saysthatsheknewyouthere,andthatyouarenotchangedintheleast。““Itistrue,Madame,thatIknewMadamedeGergylongago。““Butaccordingtoherstoryyoumustnowbeoveracenturyold。““Itmaybeso,butIadmitthatevenmorepossiblytherespectedladyisinherdotage。“
  AtthistimeSaint-Germain,saysMadameduHausset,lookedaboutfifty,wasneitherthinnorstout,seemedclever,anddressedsimply,asarule,butingoodtaste。Saythatthedatewas1760,Saint-Germainlookedfifty;buthehadlookedthesameage,accordingtoMadamedeGergy,atVenice,fiftyyearsearlier,in1710。WeseehowpleasantlyheleftMadamedePompadourindoubtonthatpoint。
  Hepretendedtohavethesecretofremovingflawsfromdiamonds。
  TheKingshowedhimastonevaluedat6,000francs——withoutaflawitwouldhavebeenworth10,000。Saint-Germainsaidthathecouldremovetheflawinamonth,andinamonthhebroughtbackthediamond——flawless。TheKingsentit,withoutanycomment,tohisjeweler,whogave9,600francsforthestone,buttheKingreturnedthemoney,andkeptthegemasacuriosity。Probablyitwasnottheoriginalstone,butanothercutinthesamefashion,Saint-
  Germainsacrificing3,000or4,000francstohispracticaljoke。
  Healsosaidthathecouldincreasethesizeofpearls,whichhecouldhaveprovedveryeasily——inthesamemanner。HewouldnotobligeMadamedePompadourbygivingtheKinganelixiroflife:“I
  shouldbemadifIgavetheKingadrug。“ThereseemstobeareferencetothisdesireofMadamedePompadourinanunlikelyplace,aletterofPickletheSpytoMr。Vaughan1754!ThisconversationMadameduHaussetwrotedownonthedayofitsoccurrence。