advertisedaseven-shooter。Ididn’tsayanythingaboutarevolver。Itwillshootsevenshot,ortwicethatnumber,ifyouonlyputthemin。IfanybodyisgreenenoughtosupposeImeantarevolver,that’shislookout,notmine。“
“Wearenotcalledupontodecidethepoint,“saidthespecialagent。“Thequestionisoneforthecourtandthejury。ButyoumustgowithmetoCleveland。Sogetready。“
Findingpersuasion,argument,andremonstrancealikeuseless,thegreatmechanicalgeniuspackedhissatchelinpreparationforthejourney。Oncefairlyontheroad,hebecamecommunicative,andexplainedthereasonswhichledhimtoembarkintheenterprise。
“Inthefirstplace,“saidhe,“IreadBarnum’sLife,andacceptedthedoctrinethattheAmericanpeopleliketobehumbugged。I
plannedtheshootermyself,and,inwordingthecircular,aimedtocoverthepointsandkeepwithinthelaw。IthinkIhavesucceeded。“
“Ibegleavetodiffer,“arguedthespecialagent。“Asidefromthegeneralfalsityofthedescription,therearespecificclaimswhichyoucannotmakegood。“
“Idon’tseethematterinthatlight,“repliedthechampionoftheseven-shooter。“Isay,’Whereverintroduced,theyadvertisethemselves。’Well,don’tthey?Whoevergetsonewillbeapttotellhisneighbors。Isn’tthatadvertisingitself?Ialsosay,’Thesaleofoneopensthemarketforadozeninanyneighborhood;’
butobserve,Idon’tclaimthatanymorewillbesoldinthatneighborhood,evenifthemarketisopened。Sofarasmyguarantyisconcerned,Ionlywarrantthemtobeasgoodafterthreeyears’
useaswhenfirstpurchased。Willyou,orwillanycourt,callthatinquestion?“
“Itischarged,“saidtheofficer,changingthesubject,“thatyouneglectedtofillagoodmanyorders。Howdoyouexplainthat?“
“Why,tofurnishtheshooterandpaythepostagecutsdowntheprofitsterribly,“wastheuniqueandcharacteristicreply。
Ordersbegantoarriveinresponsetothecircularnearlyfivemonthsbeforethefirstshootercamefromthehandsofthemanufacturer;andasnoneofthemwereeverfilled,orevenrecorded,itisimpossibletoestimatehowmanydupeslongwatchedthemailsinanxiousexpectancy,andperhapsattributedtheirdisappointmenttodishonestyamongtheemployeesofthedepartment。
Ofcoursethepaperswhichprintedtheadvertisementwouldhavespurnedtheimpostorandexposedthefraud,hadtheydiscoveredthefacts。Themostscrupulousandcarefulpublishersareoftendeceivedinthecharacterofadvertisementsthatcomethroughtheregularchannelsofbusiness,andappearplausibleontheirface。
Infact,thereligiousjournalsarethefavoritevehiclesoftheswindlers。Thesolicitudefeltbythenewspapers,notonlyfortheirownreputation,butfortheinterestsoftheirpatrons,wasillustratedinthecorrespondencefoundonthepersonofWilcox。
Aninfluentialwesternjournalhadaddressedhimtwonoteswhichranthus:——
GENTS:Wereceivefrequentlettersfromsubscribers,sayingtheyreceivenoanswerstoletterstheysendyoucontainingmoneyfor’7-Shooters。’Howisit?Areyouswindlers?“
Wilcox,thoughfullyabletoanswertheconundrum,didnotseefittodoso;andhence,onthe3dofNovember,thesamepartiesdeployedtheirforcestorenewthecharge。
“Wehavewrittenyouoncebefore,thatourpatronscomplaintousthatyoudonotfilltheircashorders,andwillnotanswertheirlettersofinquiryastowhyyoudon’t。Wehavereceivedsomanysuchthatwesuspectthereissomethingwrong,and,unlessyouexplainsatisfactorily,wewillhavetoexposeyou。“
Asthespecialagentarrivedonthesamedaywiththeinquiry,theyoungmanhadnoopportunitytomakethedesiredexplanation。
Indeeditisdoubtfulifonesomodestandreticentonmattersofpersonalmerit,wouldhaveansweredthequestionevenifpermittedtotakeallwintertodoitin。
TheUnitedStatescommissioner,whilefullyrecognizingtheingenuityofthecircular,differedsomewhatfromitsauthorininterpretingitslegalconstruction,andaccordinglyplacedhimunderabondoffifteenhundreddollarstoappearfortrial。
AndrewLangSaint-GermaintheDeathlessAmongthebestbriefmasterpiecesoffictionareLytton’sTheHauntersandtheHaunted,andThackeray’sNotchontheAxeinRoundaboutPapers。*Bothdealwithamysteriousbeingwhopassesthroughtheages,rich,powerful,alwaysbehindthescenes,comingnomanknowswhence,anddying,orpretendingtodie,obscurely——
youneverfindauthenticevidenceofhisdisease。Inotherlatertimes,atothercourts,suchanonereappearsandrunsthesamecourseofluxury,marvel,andhiddenpotency。
*Bothgivenintheaccompanyingvolumecontaining“OldTimeEnglish“Stories。Seealsothefirststoryinthe“NorthEurope“
volume——Editor。
LyttonreturnedtoandelaboratedhisideaintheMargraveofA
StrangeStory,whohasno“soul,“andprolongshisphysicalandintellectuallifebymeansofanelixir。Margraveisnotbad,butheisinferiortothehero,lesselaboratelydesigned,ofTheHauntersandtheHaunted。Thackeray’staleiswritteninatoneofmockmysticism,butheconfessesthathelikeshisownstory,inwhichthestrangeherothroughallhismanylivesorreappearances,andthroughallthecountlesslovesonwhichhefatuouslyplumeshimself,retainsaslightGerman-Jewishaccent。
ItappearstomethatthehistoricoriginaloftheseromanticcharactersisnootherthanthemysteriousComtedeSaint-Germain——
not,ofcourse,thecontemporaryandnormalFrenchsoldierandminister,of1707-1778,whoborethesamename。Ihavefoundthename,withdimallusions,intheunpublishedlettersandMSS。ofPrinceCharlesEdwardStuart,andhavenotalwaysbeencertainwhetherthereferencewastothemanofactionortothemanofmystery。Onthesecretofthelatter,thedeathlessone,Ihavenonewlighttothrow,andonlyspeakofhimforasinglereason。
Aristotleassuresus,inhisPoetics,thatthebest-knownmythsdramatizedontheAthenianstagewereknowntoveryfewoftheAthenianaudience。ItisnotimpossiblethatthestoryofSaint-
Germain,thoughitseemsasfamiliarasthemythofOedipusorThyestes,may,afterall,notbevividlypresenttothememoryofeveryreader。TheomniscentLarousse,oftheDictionnaireUniversel,certainlydidnotknowoneveryaccessiblefactaboutSaint-Germain,norhaveIseenitmentionedinotherversionsofhislegend。Weread,inLarousse,“Saint-GermainisnotheardofinFrancebefore1750,whenheestablishedhimselfinParis。Noadventurehadcalledattentiontohisexistence;itwasonlyknownthathehadmovedaboutEurope,livedinItaly,Holland,andinEngland,andhadbornethenamesofMarquisdeMonteferrat,andofComtedeBellamye,whichheusedatVenice。“
LascellesWraxall,again,inRemarkableAdventures1863,says:
“WhatevertruththeremaybeinSaint-Germain’stravelsinEnglandandtheEastIndies,itisundubitablethat,forfrom1745to1755,hewasamanofhighpositioninVienna,“whileinParishedoesnotappear,accordingtoWraxall,till1757,havingbeenbroughtfromGermanybytheMarechaldeBelle-Isle,whose“oldboots,“saysMacallesterthespy,PrinceCharlesfreelydamned,“becausetheywerealwaysstuffedwithprojects。“NowwehearofSaint-Germain,bythatname,asresident,notinVienna,butinLondon,attheverymomentwhenPrinceCharles,evadingCumberland,wholaywithhisarmyatStone,inStaffordshire,marchedtoDerby。HoraceWalpolewritestoManninFlorenceDecember9,1745:
“Webegintotakeuppeople……theotherdaytheyseizedanoddmanwhogoesbythenameofCountSaint-Germain。Hehasbeenherethesetwoyears,andwillnottellwhoheis,orwhence,butprofessesthathedoesnotgobyhisrightname。Hesings,playsontheviolinwonderfully,composes,ismad,andnotverysensible。
HeiscalledanItalian,aSpaniard,aPole;asomebodythatmarriedagreatfortuneinMexico,andranawaywithherjewelstoConstantinople;apriest,afiddler,avastnobleman。ThePrinceofWaleshashadunsatiatedcuriosityabouthim,butinvain。
However,nothinghasbeenmadeoutagainsthim;heisreleased,and,whatconvincesmeheisnotagentleman,stayshere,andtalksofhisbeingtakenupforaspy。“
HereisourearliestauthenticnoteonSaint-Germain;anoteomittedbyhisFrenchstudents。HewasinLondonfrom1743to1745,underanamenothisown,butthatwhichhelaterboreattheCourtofFrance。FromtheallusiontohisjewelsthoseofadesertedMexicanbride,itappearsthathewasalreadyasrichinthesetreasuresashewasafterwards,whenhisFrenchacquaintancesmarveledatthem。Astohisbeing“mad,“WalpolemayrefertoSaint-Germain’swayoftalkingasifhehadlivedinremoteages,andknownfamouspeopleofthepast。
HavingcaughtthisdaylightglimpseofSaint-GermaininWalpole,havinglearnedthatinDecember,1745,hewasarrestedandexaminedasapossibleJacobiteagent,wenaturallyexpecttofindourcontemporaryofficialdocumentsabouthisexaminationbytheGovernment。Scoresofsuchrecordsexist,containingthequestionsputto,andtheanswersgivenby,suspectedpersons。ButwevainlyhuntthroughtheNewcastleMSS。,andtheStatePapers,Domestic,intheRecordOffice,foratraceoftheexaminationofSaint-Germain。
Iamnotawarethathewasanywherelefthistrailinofficialdocuments;helivesinmoreorlesslegendarymemoirs,alone。
AtwhatprecisedateSaint-GermainbecameanintimateofLouisXV。,theDucdeChoiseul,MadamedePompadour,andtheMarechaldeBelle-Isle,onecannotascertain。Thewritersofmemoirsarethevaguestofmortalsaboutdates;onlyonediscernsthatSaint-
GermainwasmuchabouttheFrenchCourt,andhighinthefavoroftheKing,havingroomsatChambord,duringtheSevenYears’War,andjustbeforethetimeofthepeacenegotiationsof1762-1763。
Theartofcompilingfalseorforgedmemoirsofthatperiodwaswidelypracticed;butthememoirsofMadameduHausset,whospeaksofSaint-Germain,areauthentic。Shewasthewidowofapoormanofnoblefamily,andwasoneoftwofemmesdechambreofMadamedePompadour。Hermanuscriptwaswritten,sheexplains,byaidofabriefdiarywhichshekeptduringhertermofservice。OnedayM。
SenacdeMeilhanfoundMadamedePompadour’sbrother,M。deMarigny,abouttoburnapacketofpapers。“Itisthejournal,“hesaid,“ofafemmedechambreofmysister,agood,kindwoman。“DeMeilhanaskedforthemanuscript,whichhelatergavetoMr。
Crawford,oneoftheKilwinningfamily,inAyrshire,wholaterhelpedintheescapeofLouisXVI。andMarieAntoinettetoVarennes,wheretheywerecaptured。WiththejournalofMadameduHaussetwereseveralletterstoMarignyonpointsofhistoricalanecdote。[1]
[1]OneofthesegivesMadamedeVieux-Maisonastheauthorofaromanaclef,SecretMemoirsoftheCourtofPersia,whichcontainsanearlyreferencetotheManintheIronMaskdied1703。Theletter-writeraversthatD’Argenson,thefamousministerofLouisXV。,saidthattheManintheIronMaskwasreallyapersonfortpeudechose,’ofverylittleaccount,’andthattheRegentd’Orleanswasofthesameopinion。Thiscorroboratesmytheory,thattheMaskwasmerelythevaletofaHuguenotconspirator,RouxdeMarsilly,capturedinEngland,andimprisonedbecausehewassupposedtoknowsometerriblesecret——whichheknewnothingabout。
SeeTheValet’sTragedy,Longmans,1903。
CrawfordpublishedthemanuscriptofMadameduHausset,whichhewasgivenbydeMeilhan,andthememoirsarethusfromanauthenticsource。TheauthorsaysthatLouisXV。wasalwayskindtoher,butspokelittletoher,whereasMadamedePompadourremarked,“TheKingandItrustyousomuchthatwetreatyoulikeacatoradog,andtalkfreelybeforeyou。“
AstoSaint-Germain,MadameduHaussetwrites:“AmanwhowasasamazingasawitchcameoftentoseeMadamedePompadour。ThiswastheComtedeSaint-Germain,whowishedtomakepeoplebelievethathehadlivedforseveralcenturies。OnedayMadamesaidtohim,whileathertoilet,“WhatsortofmanwasFrancisI。,akingwhomIcouldhaveloved?““Agoodsortoffellow,“saidSaint-Germain;
“toofiery——Icouldhavegivenhimausefulpieceofadvice,buthewouldnothavelistened。“Hethendescribed,inverygeneralterms,thebeautyofMaryStuartandLaReineMargot。“Youseemtohaveseenthemall,“saidMadamedePompadour,laughing。
“Sometimes,“saidSaint-Germain,“Iamusemyself,notbymakingpeoplebelieve,butbylettingthembelieve,thatIhavelivedfromtimeimmemorial。““Butyoudonottellusyourage,andyougiveyourselfoutasveryold。MadamedeGergy,whowaswifeoftheFrenchambassadoratVenicefiftyyearsago,Ithink,saysthatsheknewyouthere,andthatyouarenotchangedintheleast。““Itistrue,Madame,thatIknewMadamedeGergylongago。““Butaccordingtoherstoryyoumustnowbeoveracenturyold。““Itmaybeso,butIadmitthatevenmorepossiblytherespectedladyisinherdotage。“
AtthistimeSaint-Germain,saysMadameduHausset,lookedaboutfifty,wasneitherthinnorstout,seemedclever,anddressedsimply,asarule,butingoodtaste。Saythatthedatewas1760,Saint-Germainlookedfifty;buthehadlookedthesameage,accordingtoMadamedeGergy,atVenice,fiftyyearsearlier,in1710。WeseehowpleasantlyheleftMadamedePompadourindoubtonthatpoint。
Hepretendedtohavethesecretofremovingflawsfromdiamonds。
TheKingshowedhimastonevaluedat6,000francs——withoutaflawitwouldhavebeenworth10,000。Saint-Germainsaidthathecouldremovetheflawinamonth,andinamonthhebroughtbackthediamond——flawless。TheKingsentit,withoutanycomment,tohisjeweler,whogave9,600francsforthestone,buttheKingreturnedthemoney,andkeptthegemasacuriosity。Probablyitwasnottheoriginalstone,butanothercutinthesamefashion,Saint-
Germainsacrificing3,000or4,000francstohispracticaljoke。
Healsosaidthathecouldincreasethesizeofpearls,whichhecouldhaveprovedveryeasily——inthesamemanner。HewouldnotobligeMadamedePompadourbygivingtheKinganelixiroflife:“I
shouldbemadifIgavetheKingadrug。“ThereseemstobeareferencetothisdesireofMadamedePompadourinanunlikelyplace,aletterofPickletheSpytoMr。Vaughan1754!ThisconversationMadameduHaussetwrotedownonthedayofitsoccurrence。