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第34章

  “Seemstomeyouarewanderingfromthesubject。“
  “No,Iain’t;wearetowriteaboutvegetablesoranimals,andI’mdoingboth:forboysareanimals,aren’tthey?“criedNan;and,undauntedbytheindignant“No!“shoutedather,shecalmlyproceeded,­;
  “Onemoreinterestingthingisdonewithsponges,andthisiswhendoctorsputetheronit,andholdittopeople’snoseswhentheyhaveteethout。IshalldothiswhenIambigger,andgiveethertothesick,sotheywillgotosleepandnotfeelmecutofftheirlegsandarms。“
  “Iknowsomebodywhokilledcatswithit,“calledoutDemi,butwaspromptlycrushedbyDan,whoupsethiscamp-stoolandputahatoverhisface。
  “Iwillnotbeinterruckted,“saidNan,frowningupontheunseemlyscrimmagers。Orderwasinstantlyrestored,andtheyoungladyclosedherremarksasfollows:­;
  “Mycompositionhasthreemorals,myfriends。“Somebodygroaned,butnonoticewastakenoftheinsult。“First,iskeepyourfacesclean­;second,getupearly­;third,whentheetherspongeisputoveryournose,breathehardanddon’tkick,andyourteethwillcomeouteasy。Ihavenomoretosay。“AndMissNansatdownamidtumultuousapplause。
  “Thatisaveryremarkablecomposition;itstoneishigh,andthereisagooddealofhumorinit。Verywelldone,Nan。Now,Daisy,“andMr。
  Bhaersmiledatoneyoungladyashebeckonedtheother。
  Daisycoloredprettilyasshetookherplace,andsaid,inhermodestlittlevoice,­;
  “I’mafraidyouwon’tlikemine;itisn’tniceandfunnylikeNan’s。
  ButIcouldn’tdoanybetter。“
  “Wealwayslikeyours,Posy,“saidUncleFritz,andagentlemurmurfromtheboysseemedtoconfirmtheremark。Thusencouraged,Daisyreadherlittlepaper,whichwaslistenedtowithrespectfulattention。“THECAT
  “Thecatisasweetanimal。Ilovethemverymuch。Theyarecleanandpretty,andcatchratsandmice,andletyoupetthem,andarefondofyouifyouarekind。Theyareverywise,andcanfindtheirwayanywhere。
  Littlecatsarecalledkittens,andaredearthings。Ihavetwo,namedHuzandBuz,andtheirmotherisTopaz,becauseshehasyelloweyes。UncletoldmeaprettystoryaboutamannamedMa-ho-met。Hehadanicecat,andwhenshewasasleeponhissleeve,andhewantedtogoaway,hecutoffthesleevesoasnottowakeherup。Ithinkhewasakindman。Somecatscatchfish。“
  “SodoI!“criedTeddy,jumpingupeagertotellabouthistrout。
  “Hush!“saidhismother,settinghimdownagainasquicklyaspossible,fororderlyDaisyhatedtobe“interruckted,“asNanexpressedit。
  “Ireadaboutonewhousedtodoitveryslyly。ItriedtomakeTopaz,butshedidnotlikethewater,andscratchedme。Shedoesliketea,andwhenIplayinmykitchenshepatstheteapotwithherpaw,tillIgivehersome。Sheisafinecat,sheeatsapple-puddingandmolasses。Mostcatsdonot。“
  “That’safirst-rater,“calledoutNat,andDaisyretired,pleasedwiththepraiseofherfriend。
  “Demilookssoimpatientwemusthavehimupatonceorhewon’tholdout,“saidUncleFritz,andDemiskippedupwithalacrity。
  “Mineisapoem!“heannouncedinatoneoftriumph,andreadhisfirsteffortinaloudandsolemnvoice:­;“Iwriteaboutthebutterfly,Itisaprettything;
  Andfliesaboutlikethebirds,Butitdoesnotsing。
  “Firstitisalittlegrub,Andthenitisaniceyellowcocoon,AndthenthebutterflyEatsitswayoutsoon。
  “Theyliveondewandhoney,Theydonothaveanyhive,Theydonotstinglikewasps,andbees,andhornets,Andtobeasgoodastheyareweshouldstrive。
  “Ishouldliketobeabeautifulbutterfly,Allyellow,andblue,andgreen,andred;
  ButIshouldnotlikeTohaveDanputcamphoronmypoorlittlehead。“Thisunusualburstofgeniusbroughtdownthehouse,andDemiwasobligedtoreaditagain,asomewhatdifficulttask,astherewasnopunctuationwhatever,andthelittlepoet’sbreathgaveoutbeforehegottotheendofsomeofthelonglines。
  “HewillbeaShakespeareyet,“saidAuntJo,laughingasifshewoulddie,forthispoeticgemremindedherofoneofherown,writtenattheageoften,andbeginninggloomily,­;“IwishIhadaquiettomb,Besidealittlerill;
  Wherebirds,andbees,andbutterflies,Wouldsinguponthehill。““Comeon,Tommy。Ifthereisasmuchinkinsideyourpaperasthereisoutside,itwillbealongcomposition,“saidMr。Bhaer,whenDemihadbeeninducedtotearhimselffromhispoemandsitdown。
  “Itisn’tacomposition,it’saletter。Yousee,Iforgotallaboutitsbeingmyturntillafterschool,andthenIdidn’tknowwhattohave,andtherewasn’ttimetoreadup;soIthoughtyouwouldn’tmindmytakingaletterthatIwrotetomyGrandma。It’sgotsomethingaboutbirdsinit,soIthoughtitwoulddo。“
  Withthislongexcuse,Tommyplungedintoaseaofinkandflounderedthrough,pausingnowandthentodecipheroneofhisownflourishes。
  “MYDEARGRANDMA,­;Ihopeyouarewell。UncleJamessentmeapocketrifle。Itisabeautifullittleinstrumentofkilling,shapedlikethis­;[HereTommydisplayedaremarkablesketchofwhatlookedlikeanintricatepump,ortheinsideofasmallsteam-engine]­;44arethesights;6isafalsestockthatfitsinatA;3isthetrigger,and2isthecock。Itloadsatthebreech,andfireswithgreatforceandstraightness。Iamgoingoutshootingsquirrelssoon。Ishotseveralfinebirdsforthemuseum。
  Theyhadspeckledbreasts,andDanlikedthemverymuch。Hestuffedthemtip-top,andtheysitonthetreequitenatural,onlyonelooksalittletipsy。WehadaFrenchmanworkingheretheotherday,andAsiacalledhisnamesofunnilythatIwilltellyouaboutit。HisnamewasGermain:firstshecalledhimJerry,butwelaughedather,andshechangedittoJeremiah;
  butridiculewastheresult,soitbecameMr。Germany;butridiculehavingbeenagainresumed,itbecameGarrymon,whichithasremainedeversince。
  Idonotwriteoften,Iamsobusy;butIthinkofyouoften,andsympathizewithyou,andsincerelyhopeyougetonaswellascanbeexpectedwithoutme。­;Youraffectionategrandson,“THOMASBUCKMINSTERBANGS。
  “P。S。?Ifyoucomeacrossanypostage-stamps,rememberme。
  “N。B。­;Lovetoall,andagreatdealtoAuntAlmira。Doesshemakeanyniceplum-cakesnow?
  “P。S。?Mrs。Bhaersendsherrespects。
  “P。S。?AndsowouldMr。B,ifheknewIwasinacttowrite。
  “N。B。­;Fatherisgoingtogivemeawatchonmybirthday。
  IamgladasatpresentIhavenomeansoftellingtime,andamoftenlateatschool。
  “P。S。?Ihopetoseeyousoon。Don’tyouwishtosendforme?T。B。B。“
  Aseachpostscriptwasreceivedwithafreshlaughfromtheboys,bythetimehecametothesixthandlast,Tommywassoexhaustedthathewasgladtositdownandwipehisruddyface。
  “Ihopethedearoldladywilllivethroughit,“saidMr。Bhaer,undercoverofthenoise。
  “Wewon’ttakeanynoticeofthebroadhintgiveninthatlastP。S。TheletterwillbequiteasmuchasshecanbearwithoutavisitfromTommy,“
  answeredMrs。Jo,rememberingthattheoldladyusuallytooktoherbedafteravisitationfromherirrepressiblegrandson。
  “Now,me,“saidTeddy,whohadlearnedabitofpoetry,andwassoeagertosayitthathehadbeenbobbingupanddownduringthereading,andcouldnolongerberestrained。
  “I’mafraidhewillforgetitifhewaits;andIhavehadadealoftroubleteachinghim,“saidhismother。
  Teddytrottedtotherostrum,droppedacurtseyandnoddedhisheadatthesametime,asifanxioustosuiteveryone;then,inhisbabyvoice,andputtingtheemphasisonthewrongwords,hesaidhisverseallinonebreath:­;“Littledropsofwater,Littledrainsofsand,Mateamightokumocean,Andapeasantland。
  “Littlewordsofkindness,Pokinevvyday,Makeahomeahebbin,Andhepusonaway。“Clappinghishandsattheend,hemadeanotherdoublesalutation,andthenrantohidehisheadinhismother’slap,quiteovercomebythesuccessofhis“piece,“fortheapplausewastremendous。
  DickandDollydidnotwrite,butwereencouragedtoobservethehabitsofanimalsandinsects,andreportwhattheysaw。Dicklikedthis,andalwayshadagreatdealtosay;so,whenhisnamewascalled,hemarchedup,and,lookingattheaudiencewithhisbrightconfidingeyes,toldhislittlestorysoearnestlythatnoonesmiledathiscrookedbody,becausethe“straightsoul“shonethroughitbeautifully。
  “I’vebeenwatchingdragonflies,andIreadabouttheminDan’sbook,andI’lltryandtellyouwhatIremember。There’slotsofthemflyingroundonthepond,allblue,withbigeyes,andsortoflacewings,verypretty。Icaughtone,andlookedathim,andIthinkhewasthehandsomestinsectIeversaw。Theycatchlittlercreaturesthantheyaretoeat,andhaveaqueerkindofhookthingthatfoldsupwhentheyain’thunting。
  Itlikesthesunshine,anddancesroundallday。Letmesee!whatelsewastheretotellabout?Oh,Iknow!Theeggsarelaidinthewater,andgodowntothebottom,andarehatchedinthemud。Littleuglythingscomeoutof’em;Ican’tsaythename,buttheyarebrown,andkeephavingnewskins,andgettingbiggerandbigger。Onlythink!ittakesthemtwoyearstobeadragonfly!Nowthisisthecuriousestpartofit,soyoulistentight,forIdon’tbelieveyouknowit。Whenitisreadyitknowssomehow,andtheugly,grubbythingclimbsupoutofthewateronaflagorabulrush,andburstsopenitsback。“
  “Come,Idon’tbelievethat,“saidTommy,whowasnotanobservantboy,andreallythoughtDickwas“makingup。“
  “Itdoesburstopenitsback,don’tit?“andDickappealedtoMr。Bhaer,whonoddedaverydecidedaffirmative,tothelittlespeaker’sgreatsatisfaction。
  “Well,outcomesthedragonfly,allwhole,andhesitsinthesun­;sortofcomingalive,youknow;andhegetsstrong,andthenhespreadshisprettywings,andfliesawayupintheair,andneverisagrubanymore。
  That’sallIknow;butIshallwatchandtrytoseehimdoit,forIthinkit’ssplendidtoturnintoabeautifuldragonfly,don’tyou?“
  Dickhadtoldhisstorywell,and,whenhedescribedtheflightofthenew-borninsect,hadwavedhishands,andlookedupasifhesaw,andwantedtofollowit。SomethinginhisfacesuggestedtothemindsoftheelderlistenersthethoughtthatsomedaylittleDickwouldhavehiswish,andafteryearsofhelplessnessandpainwouldclimbupintothesunsomehappyday,and,leavinghispoorlittlebodybehindhim,findanewlovelyshapeinafairerworldthanthis。Mrs。Jodrewhimtoherside,andsaid,withakissonhisthincheek,­;
  “Thatisasweetlittlestory,dear,andyouremembereditwonderfullywell。Ishallwriteandtellyourmotherallaboutit;“andDicksatonherknee,contentedlysmilingatthepraise,andresolvingtowatchwell,andcatchthedragonflyintheactofleavingitsoldbodyforthenew,andseehowhedidit。Dollyhadafewremarkstomakeuponthe“Duck,“
  andmadetheminasing-songtone,forhehadlearneditbyheart,andthoughtitagreatplaguetodoitatall。
  “Wildducksarehardtokill;menhideandshootatthem,andhavetameduckstoquackandmakethewildonescomewherethemencanfireatthem。
  Theyhavewoodenducksmadetoo,andtheysailround,andthewildonescometoseethem;theyarestupid,Ithink。Ourducksareverytame。Theyeatagreatdeal,andgopokingroundinthemudandwater。Theydon’ttakegoodcareoftheireggs,butthemspoil,and­;“
  “Minedon’t!“criedTommy。
  “Well,somepeople’sdo;Silassaidso。Henstakegoodcareoflittleducks,onlytheydon’tliketohavethemgointhewater,andmakeagreatfuss。Butthelittleonesdon’tcareabit。Iliketoeatduckswithstuffinginthemandlotsofapple-sauce。“
  “Ihavesomethingtosayaboutowls,“beganNat,whohadcarefullypreparedapaperuponthissubjectwithsomehelpfromDan。
  “Owlshavebigheads,roundeyes,hookedbills,andstrongclaws。Somearegray,somewhite,someblackandyellowish。Theirfeathersareverysoft,andstickoutagreatdeal。Theyflyveryquietly,andhuntbats,mice,littlebirds,andsuchthings。Theybuildnestsinbarns,hollowtrees,andsometakethenestsofotherbirds。Thegreathornedowlhastwoeggsbiggerthanahen’sandreddishbrown。Thetawnyowlhasfiveeggs,whiteandsmooth;andthisisthekindthathootsatnight。Anotherkindsoundslikeachildcrying。Theyeatmiceandbatswhole,andthepartsthattheycannotdigesttheymakeintolittleballsandspitout。“
  “Mygracious!howfunny!“Nanwasheardtoobserve。