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第16章

  Onelistenerhehadwhonevertired,andtowhomhewasmorethanamereschoolmate。PoorBilly’schiefdelightwastoliebesidethebrook,watchingleavesandbitsoffoamdanceby,listeningdreamilytothemusicinthewillow-tree。HeseemedtothinkNatasortofangelwhosataloftandsang,forafewbabymemoriesstilllingeredinhismindandseemedtogrowbrighteratthesetimes。SeeingtheinteresthetookinNat,Mr。
  Bhaerbeggedhimtohelpthemliftthecloudfromthefeeblebrainbythisgentlespell。Gladtodoanythingtoshowhisgratitude,NatalwayssmiledonBillywhenhefollowedhimabout,andlethimlistenundisturbedtothemusicwhichseemedtospeakalanguagehecouldunderstand。“Helponeanother,“wasafavoritePlumfieldmotto,andNatlearnedhowmuchsweetnessisaddedtolifebytryingtoliveuptoit。
  JackFord’speculiarpastimewasbuyingandselling;andhebidfairtofollowinthefootstepsofhisuncle,acountrymerchant,whosoldalittleofeverythingandmademoneyfast。Jackhadseenthesugarsanded,themolasseswatered,thebuttermixedwithlard,andthingsofthatkind,andlaboredunderthedelusionthatitwasallaproperpartofthebusiness。
  Hisstockintradewasofadifferentsort,buthemadeasmuchashecouldoutofeverywormhesold,andalwaysgotthebestofthebargainwhenhetradedwiththeboysforstring,knives,fish-hooks,orwhateverthearticlemightbe。Theboyswhoallhadnicknames,calledhim“Skinflint,“
  butJackdidnotcareaslongastheoldtobacco-pouchinwhichhekepthismoneygrewheavierandheavier。
  Heestablishedasortofauction-room,andnowandthensoldoffalltheoddsandendshehadcollected,orhelpedtheladsexchangethingswithoneanother。Hegotbats,balls,hockey-sticks,etc。,cheap,fromonesetofmates,furbishedthemup,andletthemforafewcentsatimetoanotherset,oftenextendinghisbusinessbeyondthegatesofPlumfieldinspiteoftherules。Mr。Bhaerputastoptosomeofhisspeculations,andtriedtogivehimabetterideaofbusinesstalentthanmeresharpnessinoverreachinghisneighbors。NowandthenJackmadeabadbargain,andfeltworseaboutitthanaboutanyfailureinlessonsorconduct,andtookhisrevengeonthenextinnocentcustomerwhocamealong。Hisaccount-bookwasacuriosity;andhisquicknessatfiguresquiteremarkable。Mr。Bhaerpraisedhimforthis,andtriedtomakehissenseofhonestyandhonorasquick;and,byandby,whenJackfoundthathecouldnotgetonwithoutthesevirtues,heownedthathisteacherwasright。
  Cricketandfootballtheboyshadofcourse;but,afterthestirringaccountsofthesegamesintheimmortal“TomBrownatRugby,“nofeeblefemalepenmayventuretodomorethanrespectfullyalludetothem。
  Emilspenthisholidaysontheriverorthepond,anddrilledtheelderladsforaracewithcertaintownboys,whonowandtheninvadedtheirterritory。Theracedulycameoff,butasitendedinageneralshipwreck,itwasnotmentionedinpublic;andtheCommodorehadseriousthoughtsofretiringtoadesertisland,sodisgustedwashewithhiskindforatime。Nodesertislandbeingconvenient,hewasforcedtoremainamonghisfriends,andfoundconsolationinbuildingaboat-house。
  Thelittlegirlsindulgedintheusualplaysoftheirage,improvinguponthemsomewhatastheirlivelyfanciessuggested。Thechiefandmostabsorbingplaywascalled“Mrs。ShakespeareSmith;“thenamewasprovidedbyAuntJo,butthetrialsofthepoorladywerequiteoriginal。DaisywasMrs。S。S。,andNanbyturnsherdaughteroraneighbor,Mrs。Giddygaddy。
  Nopencandescribetheadventuresoftheseladies,forinoneshortafternoontheirfamilywasthesceneofbirths,marriages,deaths,floods,earthquakes,tea-parties,andballoonascensions。Millionsofmilesdidtheseenergeticwomentravel,dressedinhatsandhabitsneverseenbeforebymortaleye,perchedonthebed,drivingthepostslikemettlesomesteeds,andbouncingupanddowntilltheirheadsspun。Fitsandfireswerethepetafflictions,withageneralmassacrenowandthenbywayofchange。
  Nanwasnevertiredofinventingfreshcombinations,andDaisyfollowedherleaderwithblindadmiration。PoorTeddywasafrequentvictim,andwasoftenrescuedfromrealdanger,fortheexcitedladieswereapttoforgetthathewasnotofthesamestufftheirlongsufferingdolls。Oncehewasshutintotheclosetforadungeon,andforgottenbythegirls,whoranofftosomeout-of-doorgame。Anothertimehewashalfdrownedinthebath-tub,playingbea“cunninglittlewhale。“And,worstofall,hewascutdownjustintimeafterbeinghungupforarobber。
  ButtheinstitutionmostpatronizedbyallwastheClub。Ithadnoothername,anditneedednone,beingtheonlyoneintheneighborhood。Theelderladsgotitup,andtheyoungerwereoccasionallyadmittediftheybehavedwell。TommyandDemiwerehonorarymembers,butwerealwaysobligedtoretireunpleasantlyearly,owingtocircumstancesoverwhichtheyhadnocontrol。Theproceedingsofthisclubweresomewhatpeculiar,foritmetatallsortsofplacesandhours,hadallmannerofqueerceremoniesandamusements,andnowandthenwasbrokenuptempestuously,onlytobere-established,however,onafirmerbasis。
  Rainyeveningsthemembersmetintheschoolroom,andpassedthetimeingames:chess,morris,backgammon,fencingmatches,recitations,debates,ordramaticperformancesofadarklytragicalnature。Insummerthebarnwastherendezvous,andwhatwentontherenouninitiatedmortalknows。
  OnsultryeveningstheClubadjournedtothebrookforaquaticexercises,andthememberssataboutinairyattire,frog-likeandcool。Onsuchoccasionsthespeecheswereunusuallyeloquent,quiteflowing,asonemightsay;
  andifanyorator’sremarksdispleasedtheaudience,coldwaterwasthrownuponhimtillhisardorwaseffectuallyquenched。Franzwaspresident,andmaintainedorderadmirably,consideringtheunrulynatureofthemembers。
  Mr。Bhaerneverinterferedwiththeiraffairs,andwasrewardedforthiswiseforbearancebybeinginvitednowandthentobeholdthemysteriesunveiled,whichheappearedtoenjoymuch。
  WhenNancameshewishedtojointheClub,andcausedgreatexcitementanddivisionamongthegentlemenbypresentingendlesspetitions,bothwrittenandspoken,disturbingtheirsolemnitiesbyinsultingthemthroughthekey-hole,performingvigoroussolosonthedoor,andwritingupderisiveremarksonwallsandfences,forshebelongedtothe“Irrepressibles。“
  Findingtheseappealsinvain,thegirls,bytheadviceofMrs。Jo,gotupaninstitutionoftheirown,whichtheycalledtheCosyClub。Tothistheymagnanimouslyinvitedthegentlemenwhoseyouthexcludedthemfromtheotherone,andentertainedthesefavoredbeingssowellwithlittlesuppers,newgamesdevisedbyNan,andotherpleasingfestivities,that,onebyone,theelderboysconfessedadesiretopartakeofthesemoreelegantenjoyments,and,aftermuchconsultation,finallydecidedtoproposeaninterchangeofcivilities。
  ThemembersoftheCosyClubwereinvitedtoadorntherivalestablishmentoncertainevenings,andtothesurpriseofthegentlementheirpresencewasnotfoundtobearestraintupontheconversationoramusementoftheregularfrequenters;whichcouldnotbesaidofallClubs,Ifancy。Theladiesrespondedhandsomelyandhospitablytotheseoverturesofpeace,andbothinstitutionsflourishedlongandhappily。CHAPTERIXDAISY’SBALL
  “Mrs。ShakespeareSmithwouldliketohaveMr。JohnBrooke,Mr。ThomasBangs,andMr。NathanielBlaketocometoherballatthreeo’clocktoday。
  “P。S。­;Natmustbringhisfiddle,sowecandance,andalltheboysmustbegood,ortheycannothaveanyofthenicethingswehavecooked。“
  Thiselegantinvitationwould,Ifear,havebeendeclined,butforthehintgiveninthelastlineofthepostscript。
  “Theyhavebeencookinglotsofgoodies,Ismelt’em。Let’sgo,“
  saidTommy。
  “Weneedn’tstayafterthefeast,youknow,“addedDemi。
  “Ineverwenttoaball。Whatdoyouhavetodo?“askedNat。
  “Oh,wejustplaybemen,andsitroundstiffandstupidlikegrown-upfolks,anddancetopleasethegirls。Thenweeatupeverything,andcomeawayassoonaswecan。“
  “IthinkIcoulddothat,“saidNat,afterconsideringTommy’sdescriptionforaminute。
  “I’llwriteandsaywe’llcome;“andDemidespatchedthefollowinggentlemanlyreply,­;
  “Wewillallcome。Pleasehavelotstoeat。­;J。B。Esquire。“
  Greatwastheanxietyoftheladiesabouttheirfirstball,becauseifeverythingwentwelltheyintendedtogiveadinner-partytothechosenfew。
  “AuntJolikestohavetheboysplaywithus,iftheyarenotrough;
  sowemustmakethemlikeourballs,thentheywilldothemgood,“saidDaisy,withhermaternalair,asshesetthetableandsurveyedthestoreofrefreshmentswithananxiouseye。
  “DemiandNatwillbegood,butTommywilldosomethingbad,Iknowhewill,“repliedNan,shakingherheadoverthelittlecake-basketwhichshewasarranging。
  “ThenIshallsendhimrighthome,“saidDaisy,withdecision。
  “Peopledon’tdosoatparties,itisn’tproper。“
  “Ishallneveraskhimanymore。“
  “Thatwoulddo。He’dbesorrynottocometothedinner-ball,wouldn’the?“
  “Iguesshewould!we’llhavethesplendidestthingseverseen,won’twe?Realsoupwithaladleandatureem[shemeanttureen]andalittlebirdforturkey,andgravy,andallkindsofnicevegytubbles。“
  Daisynevercouldsayvegetablesproperly,andhadgivenuptrying。
  “Itis’mostthree,andweoughttodress,“saidNan,whohadarrangedafinecostumefortheoccasion,andwasanxioustowearit。
  “Iamthemother,soIshan’tdressupmuch,“saidDaisy,puttingonanight-capornamentedwitharedbow,oneofheraunt’slongskirts,andashawl;apairofspectaclesandlargepockethandkerchiefcompletedhertoilette,makingaplump,rosylittlematronofher。
  Nanhadawreathofartificialflowers,apairofoldpinkslippers,ayellowscarf,agreenmuslinskirt,andafanmadeoffeathersfromtheduster;also,asalasttouchofelegance,asmelling-bottlewithoutanysmellinit。
  “Iamthedaughter,soIrigupagooddeal,andImustsinganddance,andtalkmorethanyoudo。Themothersonlygettheteaandbeproper,youknow。“
  AsuddenveryloudknockcausedMissSmithtoflyintoachair,andfanherselfviolently,whilehermammasatboltuprightonthesofa,andtriedtolookquitecalmand“proper。“LittleBess,whowasonavisit,actedthepartofmaid,andopenedthedoor,sayingwithasmile,“Wartin,gemplemun;it’sallweady。“
  Inhonoroftheoccasion,theboysworehighpapercollars,tallblackhats,andglovesofeverycolorandmaterial,fortheywereanafterthought,andnotaboyamongthemhadaperfectpair。
  “Goodday,mum,“saidDemi,inadeepvoice,whichwassohardtokeepupthathisremarkshadtobeextremelybrief。
  Everyoneshookhandsandthensatdown,lookingsofunny,yetsosober,thatthegentlemenforgottheirmanners,androlledintheirchairswithlaughter。
  “Oh,don’t!“criedMrs。Smith,muchdistressed。
  “Youcan’tevercomeagainifyouactso,“addedMissSmith,rappingMr。Bangswithherbottlebecausehelaughedloudest。
  “Ican’thelpit,youlooksolikefury,“gaspedMr。Bangs,withmostuncourteouscandor。
  “Sodoyou,butIshouldn’tbesorudeastosayso。Heshan’tcometothedinner-ball,shallhe,Daisy?“criedNan,indignantly。
  “Ithinkwehadbetterdancenow。Didyoubringyourfiddle,sir?“askedMrs。Smith,tryingtopreserveherpolitecomposure。
  “Itisoutsidethedoor,“andNatwenttogetit。
  “Betterhaveteafirst,“proposedtheunabashedTommy,winkingopenlyatDemitoremindhimthatthesoonertherefreshmentsweresecured,thesoonertheycouldescape。
  “No,weneverhavesupperfirst;andifyoudon’tdancewellyouwon’thaveanysupperatall,notonebit,sir,“saidMrs。Smith,sosternlythatherwildguestssawshewasnottobetrifledwith,andgrewoverwhelminglycivilallatonce。
  “IwilltakeMr。Bangsandteachhimthepolka,forhedoesnotknowitfittobeseen,“addedthehostess,withareproachfullookthatsoberedTommyatonce。
  Natstruckup,andtheballopenedwithtwocouples,whowentconscientiouslythroughasomewhatvarieddance。Theladiesdidwell,becausetheylikedit,butthegentlemenexertedthemselvesfrommoreselfishmotives,foreachfeltthathemustearnhissupper,andlaboredmanfullytowardthatend。Wheneveryonewasoutofbreaththeywereallowedtorest;and,indeed,poorMrs。Smithneededit,forherlongdresshadtrippedherupmanytimes。