TheshopmanshowedGipmagictrainsthatranwithoutsteamorclockwork,justasyousetthesignals,andthensomevery,veryvaluableboxesofsoldiersthatallcamealivedirectlyyoutookoffthelidandsaid。Imyselfhaven’taveryquickearanditwasatongue-
twistingsound,butGip——hehashismother’sear——gotitinnotime。
“Bravo!“saidtheshopman,puttingthemenbackintotheboxunceremoniouslyandhandingittoGip。“Now,“saidtheshopman,andinamomentGiphadmadethemallaliveagain。
“You’lltakethatbox?“askedtheshopman。
“We’lltakethatbox,“saidI,“unlessyouchargeitsfullvalue。
InwhichcaseitwouldneedaTrustMagnate——“
“Dearheart!NO!“andtheshopmansweptthelittlemenbackagain,shutthelid,wavedtheboxintheair,andthereitwas,inbrownpaper,tiedupand——WITHGIP’SFULLNAMEANDADDRESSONTHEPAPER!
Theshopmanlaughedatmyamazement。
“Thisisthegenuinemagic,“hesaid。“Therealthing。“
“It’salittletoogenuineformytaste,“Isaidagain。
AfterthathefelltoshowingGiptricks,oddtricks,andstillodderthewaytheyweredone。Heexplainedthem,heturnedtheminsideout,andtherewasthedearlittlechapnoddinghisbusybitofaheadinthesagestmanner。
IdidnotattendaswellasImight。“Hey,presto!“saidtheMagicShopman,andthenwouldcometheclear,small“Hey,presto!“
oftheboy。ButIwasdistractedbyotherthings。Itwasbeingborneinuponmejusthowtremendouslyrumthisplacewas;itwas,sotospeak,inundatedbyasenseofrumness。Therewassomethingalittlerumaboutthefixtureseven,abouttheceiling,aboutthefloor,aboutthecasuallydistributedchairs。IhadaqueerfeelingthatwheneverIwasn’tlookingatthemstraighttheywentaskew,andmovedabout,andplayedanoiselesspuss-in-the-cornerbehindmyback。
Andthecornicehadaserpentinedesignwithmasks——masksaltogethertooexpressiveforproperplaster。
Thenabruptlymyattentionwascaughtbyoneoftheodd-lookingassistants。Hewassomewayoffandevidentlyunawareofmypresence——
Isawasortofthree-quarterlengthofhimoverapileoftoysandthroughanarch——and,youknow,hewasleaningagainstapillarinanidlesortofwaydoingthemosthorridthingswithhisfeatures!
Theparticularhorridthinghedidwaswithhisnose。Hediditjustasthoughhewasidleandwantedtoamusehimself。Firstofallitwasashort,blobbynose,andthensuddenlyheshotitoutlikeatelescope,andthenoutitflewandbecamethinnerandthinneruntilitwaslikealong,red,flexiblewhip。Likeathinginanightmareitwas!Heflourisheditaboutandflungitforthasafly-fisherflingshisline。
MyinstantthoughtwasthatGipmustn’tseehim。Iturnedabout,andtherewasGipquitepreoccupiedwiththeshopman,andthinkingnoevil。Theywerewhisperingtogetherandlookingatme。Gipwasstandingonalittlestool,andtheshopmanwasholdingasortofbigdruminhishand。
“Hideandseek,dadda!“criedGip。“You’reHe!“
AndbeforeIcoulddoanythingtopreventit,theshopmanhadclappedthebigdrumoverhim。Isawwhatwasupdirectly。“Takethatoff,“
Icried,“thisinstant!You’llfrightentheboy。Takeitoff!“
Theshopmanwiththeunequalearsdidsowithoutaword,andheldthebigcylindertowardsmetoshowitsemptiness。Andthelittlestoolwasvacant!Inthatinstantmyboyhadutterlydisappeared?……
Youknow,perhaps,thatsinistersomethingthatcomeslikeahandoutoftheunseenandgripsyourheartabout。Youknowittakesyourcommonselfawayandleavesyoutenseanddeliberate,neitherslownorhasty,neitherangrynorafraid。Soitwaswithme。
Icameuptothisgrinningshopmanandkickedhisstoolaside。
“Stopthisfolly!“Isaid。“Whereismyboy?“
“Yousee,“hesaid,stilldisplayingthedrum’sinterior,“thereisnodeception——“
Iputoutmyhandtogriphim,andheeludedmebyadexterousmovement。Isnatchedagain,andheturnedfrommeandpushedopenadoortoescape。“Stop!“Isaid,andhelaughed,receding。Ileaptafterhim——intoutterdarkness。
THUD!
“Lor’blessmy’eart!Ididn’tseeyoucoming,sir!“
IwasinRegentStreet,andIhadcollidedwithadecent-lookingworkingman;andayardaway,perhaps,andlookingalittleperplexedwithhimself,wasGip。Therewassomesortofapology,andthenGiphadturnedandcometomewithabrightlittlesmile,asthoughforamomenthehadmissedme。
Andhewascarryingfourparcelsinhisarm!
Hesecuredimmediatepossessionofmyfinger。
ForthesecondIwasratherataloss。Istaredroundtoseethedoorofthemagicshop,and,behold,itwasnotthere!
Therewasnodoor,noshop,nothing,onlythecommonpilasterbetweentheshopwheretheysellpicturesandthewindowwiththechicks!……
Ididtheonlythingpossibleinthatmentaltumult;Iwalkedstraighttothekerbstoneandheldupmyumbrellaforacab。
“’Ansoms,“saidGip,inanoteofculminatingexultation。
Ihelpedhimin,recalledmyaddresswithaneffort,andgotinalso。
Somethingunusualproclaimeditselfinmytail-coatpocket,andIfeltanddiscoveredaglassball。WithapetulantexpressionIflungitintothestreet。
Gipsaidnothing。
Foraspaceneitherofusspoke。
“Dada!“saidGip,atlast,“thatWASapropershop!“
Icameroundwiththattotheproblemofjusthowthewholethinghadseemedtohim。Helookedcompletelyundamaged——sofar,good;
hewasneitherscarednorunhinged,hewassimplytremendouslysatisfiedwiththeafternoon’sentertainment,andthereinhisarmswerethefourparcels。
Confoundit!whatcouldbeinthem?
“Um!“Isaid。“Littleboyscan’tgotoshopslikethateveryday。“
Hereceivedthiswithhisusualstoicism,andforamomentIwassorryIwashisfatherandnothismother,andsocouldn’tsuddenlythere,corampublico,inourhansom,kisshim。Afterall,Ithought,thethingwasn’tsoverybad。
ButitwasonlywhenweopenedtheparcelsthatIreallybegantobereassured。Threeofthemcontainedboxesofsoldiers,quiteordinaryleadsoldiers,butofsogoodaqualityastomakeGipaltogetherforgetthatoriginallytheseparcelshadbeenMagicTricksoftheonlygenuinesort,andthefourthcontainedakitten,alittlelivingwhitekitten,inexcellenthealthandappetiteandtemper。
Isawthisunpackingwithasortofprovisionalrelief。Ihungaboutinthenurseryforquiteanunconscionabletime……
Thathappenedsixmonthsago。AndnowIambeginningtobelieveitisallright。Thekittenhadonlythemagicnaturaltoallkittens,andthesoldiersseemassteadyacompanyasanycolonelcoulddesire。AndGip——?
TheintelligentparentwillunderstandthatIhavetogocautiouslywithGip。
ButIwentsofarasthisoneday。Isaid,“Howwouldyoulikeyoursoldierstocomealive,Gip,andmarchaboutbythemselves?“
“Minedo,“saidGip。“IjusthavetosayawordIknowbeforeIopenthelid。“
“Thentheymarchaboutalone?“
“Oh,QUITE,dadda。Ishouldn’tlikethemiftheydidn’tdothat。“
Idisplayednounbecomingsurprise,andsincethenIhavetakenoccasiontodropinuponhimonceortwice,unannounced,whenthesoldierswereabout,butsofarIhaveneverdiscoveredthemperforminginanythinglikeamagicalmanner。
It’ssodifficulttotell。
There’salsoaquestionoffinance。Ihaveanincurablehabitofpayingbills。IhavebeenupanddownRegentStreetseveraltimes,lookingforthatshop。Iaminclinedtothink,indeed,thatinthatmatterhonourissatisfied,andthat,sinceGip’snameandaddressareknowntothem,Imayverywellleaveittothesepeople,whoevertheymaybe,tosendintheirbillintheirowntime。