首页 >出版文学> Twelve Stories and a Dream>第33章
  “Waitabit,“saidMr。Brisher。“Isay,I’dmademyplan。Thatputthekyboshononebit,butitdidn’t’urtthegeneralschemenotabit。
  IwentandIfinishedthatrockerynextday,asthoughtherewasn’taSnackintheworld;cementedoverthestones,Idid,dabbeditgreenandeverythink。Iputadabofgreenjusttoshowwheretheboxwas。Theyallcameandlookedatit,andsai’owniceitwas——even’ewasabitsofterliketoseeit,andallhesaidwas,“It’sapityyoucan’talwaysworklikethat,thenyoumightgetsomethingdefinitetodo,“hesays。
  “’Yes,’Isays——Icouldn’t’elpit——’Iputalotinthatrockery,’
  Isays,likethat。See?’Iputalotinthatrockery’——meaning——“
  “Isee,“saidI——forMr。Brisherisapttooverelaboratehisjokes。
  “_’E_didn’t,“saidMr。Brisher。“Notthen,anyhow。
  “Ar’ever——afterallthatwasover,offIsetforLondon……
  OrfIsetforLondon。“
  Pause。
  “On’yIwasn’tgoingtonoLondon,“saidMr。Brisher,withsuddenanimation,andthrustinghisfaceintomine。“Nofear!WhatdoYOU
  think?
  “Ididn’tgonofurtherthanColchester——notayard。
  “I’dleftthespadejustwhereIcouldfindit。I’dgoteverythingplannedandright。I’iredalittletrapinColchester,andpretendedIwantedtogotoIpswichandstopthenight,andcomebacknextday,andthechapI’ireditfrommademeleavetwosovringsonitrightaway,andoffIset。
  “Ididn’tgotonoIpswichneither。
  “Midnightthe’orseandtrapwas’itchedbythelittleroadthatranbythecottagewhere’elived——notsixtyyardsoff,itwasn’t——andIwasatitlikeagood’un。Itwasjestthenightforsuchgames——overcast——butatrifletoo’ot,andallroundtheskytherewassummerlightningandpresentlyathunderstorm。Downitcame。
  Firstbigdropsinasortoffizzle,then’ail。Ikep’on。Iwhackedatit——Ididn’tdreamtheoldmanwould’ear。Ididn’teventroubletogoquietwiththespade,andthethunderandlightningand’ailseemedtoexcitemelike。Ishouldn’twonderifIwassinging。Igotso’ardatitIcleanforgotthethunderandthe’orseandtrap。I
  precioussoongottheboxshowing,andstartedtoliftit“
  “Heavy?“Isaid。
  “Icouldn’tnomoreliftitthanfly。IWASsick。I’dneverthoughtofthatIgotregularwild——Itellyou,Icursed。Igotsortofoutrageous。Ididn’tthinkofdividingitlikefortheminute,andeventhenIcouldn’t’avetookmoneyaboutlooseinatrap。
  Ihoistedoneendsortofwildlike,andoverthewholeshowwentwithatremenjousnoise。Perfecksmashofsilver。Andthenrightontheheelsofthat,Flash!Lightningliketheday!andtherewasthebackdooropenandtheoldmancomingdownthegardenwith’isbloomingoldgun。Hewasn’tnota’undredyardsaway!
  “ItellyouIwasthatupset——Ididn’tthinkwhatIwasdoing。
  Ineverstopped-noteventofillmypockets。Iwentoverthefencelikeashot,andranlikeoneo’clockforthetrap,cussingandswearingasIwent。IWASinastate……
  “Andwillyoubelieveme,whenIgottotheplacewhereI’dleftthe’orseandtrap,they’dgone。Orf!WhenIsawthatI’adn’tacussleftforit。Ijestdancedonthegrass,andwhenI’ddancedenoughIstartedofftoLondon……Iwasdone。“
  Mr。Brisherwaspensiveforaninterval。“Iwasdone,“herepeated,verybitterly。
  “Well?“Isaid。
  “That’sall,“saidMr。Brisher。
  “Youdidn’tgoback?“
  “Nofear。I’d’adenoughofTHATbloomingtreasure,any’owforabit。
  Besides,Ididn’tknowwhatwasdonetochapswhotriedtocollaratreasuretrove。IstartedoffforLondonthereandthen……“
  “Andyouneverwentback?“
  “Never。“
  “ButaboutJane?Didyouwrite?“
  “Threetimes,fishinglike。Andnoanswer。We’dpartedinabitofa’uffonaccountof’erbeingjealous。SothatIcouldn’tmakeoutforcertainwhatitmeant。
  “Ididn’tknowwhattodo。Ididn’tevenknowwhethertheoldmanknewitwasme。Isortofkep’aneyeopenonpaperstoseewhenhe’dgiveupthattreasuretotheCrown,asIhadn’tadoubt’ewould,considering’owrespectablehe’dalwaysbeen。“
  “Anddidhe?“
  Mr。Brisherpursedhismouthandmovedhisheadslowlyfromsidetoside。“Not’IM,“hesaid。
  “Janewasanicegirl,“hesaid,“athoroughnicegirlmindyou,ifjealous,andthere’snoknowingImightn’t’avegonebackto’erafterabit。Ithoughtifhedidn’tgiveupthetreasureImight’aveasortof’oldon’im……Well,onedayIlooksasusualunderColchester——andthereIsaw’isname。Whatfor,d’yerthink?“
  Icouldnotguess。
  Mr。Brisher’svoicesanktoawhisper,andoncemorehespokebehindhishand。Hismannerwassuddenlysuffusedwithapositivejoy。
  “Issuingcounterfeitcoins,“hesaid。“Counterfeitcoins!“
  “Youdon’tmeantosay——?“
  “Yes-It。Bad。Quitealongcasetheymadeofit。Buttheygot’im,thoughhedodgedtremenjous。Traced’is’avingpassed,oh!——nearlyadozenbad’arf-crowns。“
  “Andyoudidn’t——?“
  “Nofear。Anditdidn’tdo’IMmuchgoodtosayitwastreasuretrove。“
  MissWinchelseawasgoingtoRome。Thematterhadfilledhermindforamonthormore,andhadoverflowedsoabundantlyintoherconversationthatquiteanumberofpeoplewhowerenotgoingtoRome,andwhowerenotlikelytogotoRome,hadmadeitapersonalgrievanceagainsther。SomeindeedhadattemptedquiteunavailinglytoconvinceherthatRomewasnotnearlysuchadesirableplaceasitwasreportedtobe,andothershadgonesofarastosuggestbehindherbackthatshewasdreadfully“stuckup“about“thatRomeofhers。“AndlittleLilyHardhursthadtoldherfriendMr。BinnsthatsofarasshewasconcernedMissWinchelseamight“gotoheroldRomeandstopthere;SHEMissLilyHardhurstwouldn’tgrieve。“
  AndthewayinwhichMissWinchelseaputherselfupontermsofpersonaltendernesswithHoraceandBenvenutoCelliniandRaphaelandShelleyandKeats——ifshehadbeenShelley’swidowshecouldnothaveprofessedakeenerinterestinhisgrave——wasamatterofuniversalastonishment。
  Herdresswasatriumphoftactfuldiscretion,sensible,butnottoo“touristy“——MissWinchelsea,hadagreatdreadofbeing“touristy“——
  andherBaedekerwascarriedinacoverofgreytohideitsglaringred。ShemadeaprimandpleasantlittlefigureontheCharingCrossplatform,inspiteofherswellingpride,whenatlastthegreatdaydawned,andshecouldstartforRome。Thedaywasbright,theChannelpassagewouldbepleasant,andalltheomenspromisedwell。Therewasthegayestsenseofadventureinthisunprecedenteddeparture。
  Shewasgoingwithtwofriendswhohadbeenfellow-studentswithheratthetrainingcollege,nicehonestgirlsboth,thoughnotsogoodathistoryandliteratureasMissWinchelsea。Theybothlookeduptoherimmensely,thoughphysicallytheyhadtolookdown,andsheanticipatedsomepleasanttimestobespentin“stirringthemup“
  toherownpitchofaestheticandhistoricalenthusiasm。Theyhadsecuredseatsalready,andwelcomedhereffusivelyatthecarriagedoor。IntheinstantcriticismoftheencountershenotedthatFannyhadaslightly“touristy“leatherstrap,andthatHelenhadsuccumbedtoasergejacketwithsidepockets,intowhichherhandswerethrust。
  Buttheyweremuchtoohappywiththemselvesandtheexpeditionfortheirfriendtoattemptanyhintatthemomentaboutthesethings。
  Assoonasthefirstecstasieswereover——Fanny’senthusiasmwasalittlenoisyandcrude,andconsistedmainlyinemphaticrepetitionsof“JustFANCY!we’regoingtoRome,mydear!——Rome!“——theygavetheirattentiontotheirfellow-travellers。Helenwasanxioustosecureacompartmenttothemselves,and,inordertodiscourageintruders,gotoutandplantedherselffirmlyonthestep。MissWinchelseapeepedoutoverhershoulder,andmadeslylittleremarksabouttheaccumulatingpeopleontheplatform,atwhichFannylaughedgleefully。
  TheyweretravellingwithoneofMr。ThomasGunn’sparties——fourteendaysinRomeforfourteenpounds。Theydidnotbelongtothepersonallyconductedpartyofcourse——MissWinchelseahadseentothat——buttheytravelledwithitbecauseoftheconvenienceofthatarrangement。
  Thepeopleweretheoddestmixture,andwonderfullyamusing。
  Therewasavociferousred-facedpolyglotpersonalconductorinapepper-and-saltsuit,verylonginthearmsandlegsandveryactive。Heshoutedproclamations。Whenhewantedtospeaktopeoplehestretchedoutanarmandheldthemuntilhispurposewasaccomplished。