Certainly,ifeveramanfoundaguineawhenhewaslookingforapinitismygoodfriendProfessorGibberne。Ihaveheardbeforeofinvestigatorsovershootingthemark,butneverquitetotheextentthathehasdone。Hehasreally,thistimeatanyrate,withoutanytouchofexaggerationinthephrase,foundsomethingtorevolutionisehumanlife。Andthatwhenhewassimplyseekinganall-roundnervousstimulanttobringlanguidpeopleuptothestressesofthesepushfuldays。Ihavetastedthestuffnowseveraltimes,andIcannotdobetterthandescribetheeffectthethinghadonme。Thatthereareastonishingexperiencesinstoreforallinsearchofnewsensationswillbecomeapparentenough。
ProfessorGibberne,asmanypeopleknow,ismyneighbourinFolkestone。
Unlessmymemoryplaysmeatrick,hisportraitatvariousageshasalreadyappearedinTheStrandMagazine——Ithinklatein1899;
butIamunabletolookitupbecauseIhavelentthatvolumetosomeonewhohasneversentitback。Thereadermay,perhaps,recallthehighforeheadandthesingularlylongblackeyebrowsthatgivesuchaMephistopheliantouchtohisface。HeoccupiesoneofthosepleasantlittledetachedhousesinthemixedstylethatmakethewesternendoftheUpperSandgateRoadsointeresting。
HisistheonewiththeFlemishgablesandtheMoorishportico,anditisinthelittleroomwiththemullionedbaywindowthatheworkswhenheisdownhere,andinwhichofaneveningwehavesooftensmokedandtalkedtogether。Heisamightyjester,but,besides,helikestotalktomeabouthiswork;heisoneofthosemenwhofindahelpandstimulusintalking,andsoIhavebeenabletofollowtheconceptionoftheNewAcceleratorrightupfromaveryearlystage。Ofcourse,thegreaterportionofhisexperimentalworkisnotdoneinFolkestone,butinGowerStreet,inthefinenewlaboratorynexttothehospitalthathehasbeenthefirsttouse。
Aseveryoneknows,oratleastasallintelligentpeopleknow,thespecialdepartmentinwhichGibbernehasgainedsogreatanddeservedareputationamongphysiologistsistheactionofdrugsuponthenervoussystem。Uponsoporifics,sedatives,andanaestheticsheis,Iamtold,unequalled。Heisalsoachemistofconsiderableeminence,andIsupposeinthesubtleandcomplexjungleofriddlesthatcentresabouttheganglioncellandtheaxisfibretherearelittleclearedplacesofhismaking,littlegladesofillumination,that,untilheseesfittopublishhisresults,arestillinaccessibletoeveryotherlivingman。Andinthelastfewyearshehasbeenparticularlyassiduousuponthisquestionofnervousstimulants,andalready,beforethediscoveryoftheNewAccelerator,verysuccessfulwiththem。Medicalsciencehastothankhimforatleastthreedistinctandabsolutelysafeinvigoratorsofunrivalledvaluetopractisingmen。IncasesofexhaustionthepreparationknownasGibberne’sBSyruphas,Isuppose,savedmorelivesalreadythananylifeboatroundthecoast。
“Butnoneoftheselittlethingsbegintosatisfymeyet,“hetoldmenearlyayearago。“Eithertheyincreasethecentralenergywithoutaffectingthenervesortheysimplyincreasetheavailableenergybyloweringthenervousconductivity;andallofthemareunequalandlocalintheiroperation。Onewakesuptheheartandvisceraandleavesthebrainstupefied,onegetsatthebrainchampagnefashionanddoesnothinggoodforthesolarplexus,andwhatIwant——andwhat,ifit’sanearthlypossibility,Imeantohave——
isastimulantthatstimulatesallround,thatwakesyouupforatimefromthecrownofyourheadtothetipofyourgreattoe,andmakesyougotwo——oreventhree——toeverybodyelse’sone。Eh?
That’sthethingI’mafter。“
“Itwouldtireaman,“Isaid。
“Notadoubtofit。Andyou’deatdoubleortreble——andallthat。
Butjustthinkwhatthethingwouldmean。Imagineyourselfwithalittlephiallikethis“——heheldupalittlebottleofgreenglassandmarkedhispointswithit——“andinthispreciousphialisthepowertothinktwiceasfast,movetwiceasquickly,dotwiceasmuchworkinagiventimeasyoucouldotherwisedo。“
“Butissuchathingpossible?“
“Ibelieveso。Ifitisn’t,I’vewastedmytimeforayear。Thesevariouspreparationsofthehypophosphites,forexample,seemtoshowthatsomethingofthesort……Evenifitwasonlyoneandahalftimesasfastitwoulddo。“
“ItWOULDdo,“Isaid。
“Ifyouwereastatesmaninacorner,forexample,timerushingupagainstyou,somethingurgenttobedone,eh?“
“Hecoulddosehisprivatesecretary,“Isaid。
“Andgain——doubletime。AndthinkifYOU,forexample,wantedtofinishabook。“
“Usually,“Isaid,“IwishI’dneverbegun’em。“
“Oradoctor,driventodeath,wantstositdownandthinkoutacase。Orabarrister——oramancrammingforanexamination。“
“Worthaguineaadrop,“saidI,“andmoretomenlikethat。“
“Andinaduel,again,“saidGibberne,“whereitalldependsonyourquicknessinpullingthetrigger。“
“Orinfencing,“Iechoed。
“Yousee,“saidGibberne,“ifIgetitasanall-roundthingitwillreallydoyounoharmatall——exceptperhapstoaninfinitesimaldegreeitbringsyouneareroldage。Youwilljusthavelivedtwicetootherpeople’sonce——“
“Isuppose,“Imeditated,“inaduel——itwouldbefair?“
“That’saquestionfortheseconds,“saidGibberne。
Iharkedbackfurther。“AndyoureallythinksuchathingIS
possible?“Isaid。
“Aspossible,“saidGibberne,andglancedatsomethingthatwentthrobbingbythewindow,“asamotor-bus。Asamatteroffact——“
Hepausedandsmiledatmedeeply,andtappedslowlyontheedgeofhisdeskwiththegreenphial。“IthinkIknowthestuff……
AlreadyI’vegotsomethingcoming。“Thenervoussmileuponhisfacebetrayedthegravityofhisrevelation。Herarelytalkedofhisactualexperimentalworkunlessthingswereveryneartheend。
“Anditmaybe,itmaybe——Ishouldn’tbesurprised——itmayevendothethingatagreaterratethantwice。“
“Itwillberatherabigthing,“Ihazarded。
“Itwillbe,Ithink,ratherabigthing。“
ButIdon’tthinkhequiteknewwhatabigthingitwastobe,forallthat。
Irememberwehadseveraltalksaboutthestuffafterthat。“TheNewAccelerator“hecalledit,andhistoneaboutitgrewmoreconfidentoneachoccasion。Sometimeshetalkednervouslyofunexpectedphysiologicalresultsitsusemighthave,andthenhewouldgetalittleunhappy;atothershewasfranklymercenary,andwedebatedlongandanxiouslyhowthepreparationmightbeturnedtocommercialaccount。“It’sagoodthing,“saidGibberne,“atremendousthing。
IknowI’mgivingtheworldsomething,andIthinkitonlyreasonableweshouldexpecttheworldtopay。Thedignityofscienceisallverywell,butIthinksomehowImusthavethemonopolyofthestufffor,say,tenyears。Idon’tseewhyALLthefuninlifeshouldgotothedealersinham。“
Myowninterestinthecomingdrugcertainlydidnotwaneinthetime。
Ihavealwayshadaqueerlittletwisttowardsmetaphysicsinmymind。Ihavealwaysbeengiventoparadoxesaboutspaceandtime,anditseemedtomethatGibbernewasreallypreparingnolessthantheabsoluteaccelerationoflife。Supposeamanrepeatedlydosedwithsuchapreparation:hewouldliveanactiveandrecordlifeindeed,buthewouldbeanadultateleven,middle-agedattwenty-five,andbythirtywellontheroadtoseniledecay。ItseemedtomethatsofarGibbernewasonlygoingtodoforanyonewhotookhisdrugexactlywhatNaturehasdonefortheJewsandOrientals,whoaremenintheirteensandagedbyfifty,andquickerinthoughtandactthanweareallthetime。Themarvelofdrugshasalwaysbeengreattomymind;youcanmaddenaman,calmaman,makehimincrediblystrongandalertorahelplesslog,quickenthispassionandallaythat,allbymeansofdrugs,andherewasanewmiracletobeaddedtothisstrangearmouryofphialsthedoctorsuse!
ButGibbernewasfartooeageruponhistechnicalpointstoenterverykeenlyintomyaspectofthequestion。
Itwasthe7thor8thofAugustwhenhetoldmethedistillationthatwoulddecidehisfailureorsuccessforatimewasgoingforwardaswetalked,anditwasonthe10ththathetoldmethethingwasdoneandtheNewAcceleratoratangiblerealityintheworld。ImethimasIwasgoinguptheSandgateHilltowardsFolkestone——IthinkIwasgoingtogetmyhaircut,andhecamehurryingdowntomeetme——Isupposehewascomingtomyhousetotellmeatonceofhissuccess。Irememberthathiseyeswereunusuallybrightandhisfaceflushed,andInotedeventhentheswiftalacrityofhisstep。
“It’sdone,“hecried,andgrippedmyhand,speakingveryfast;
“it’smorethandone。Comeuptomyhouseandsee。“
“Really?“
“Really!“heshouted。“Incredibly!Comeupandsee。“
“Anditdoes——twice?
“Itdoesmore,muchmore。Itscaresme。Comeupandseethestuff。
Tasteit!Tryit!It’sthemostamazingstuffonearth。“Hegrippedmyarmand,walkingatsuchapacethatheforcedmeintoatrot,wentshoutingwithmeupthehill。Awholechar-a-banc-fulofpeopleturnedandstaredatusinunisonafterthemannerofpeopleinchars-a-banc。Itwasoneofthosehot,cleardaysthatFolkestoneseessomuchof,everycolourincrediblybrightandeveryoutlinehard。Therewasabreeze,ofcourse,butnotsomuchbreezeassufficedundertheseconditionstokeepmecoolanddry。Ipantedformercy。