1。Filmer2。TheMagicShop3。TheValleyofSpiders4。TheTruthAboutPyecraft5。Mr。SkelmersdaleinFairyland6。TheStoryoftheInexperiencedGhost7。JimmyGogglestheGod8。TheNewAccelerator9。Mr。Ledbetter’sVacation10。TheStolenBody11。Mr。Brisher’sTreasure12。MissWinchelsea’sHeart13。ADreamofArmageddon1。FILMER
Intruththemasteryofflyingwastheworkofthousandsofmen——
thismanasuggestionandthatanexperiment,untilatlastonlyonevigorousintellectualeffortwasneededtofinishthework。
Buttheinexorableinjusticeofthepopularmindhasdecidedthatofallthesethousands,oneman,andthatamanwhoneverflew,shouldbechosenasthediscoverer,justasithaschosentohonourWattasthediscovererofsteamandStephensonofthesteam-engine。AndsurelyofallhonourednamesnoneissogrotesquelyandtragicallyhonouredaspoorFilmer’s,thetimid,intellectualcreaturewhosolvedtheproblemoverwhichtheworldhadhungperplexedandalittlefearfulforsomanygenerations,themanwhopressedthebuttonthathaschangedpeaceandwarfareandwell-nigheveryconditionofhumanlifeandhappiness。Neverhasthatrecurringwonderofthelittlenessofthescientificmaninthefaceofthegreatnessofhissciencefoundsuchanamazingexemplification。MuchconcerningFilmeris,andmustremain,profoundlyobscure——FilmersattractnoBoswells——buttheessentialfactsandtheconcludingsceneareclearenough,andthereareletters,andnotes,andcasualallusionstopiecethewholetogether。
Andthisisthestoryonemakes,puttingthisthingwiththat,ofFilmer’slifeanddeath。
ThefirstauthentictraceofFilmeronthepageofhistoryisadocumentinwhichheappliesforadmissionasapaidstudentinphysicstotheGovernmentlaboratoriesatSouthKensington,andthereinhedescribeshimselfasthesonofa“militarybootmaker“
“cobbler“inthevulgartongueofDover,andlistshisvariousexaminationproofsofahighproficiencyinchemistryandmathematics。Withacertainwantofdignityheseekstoenhancetheseattainmentsbyaprofessionofpovertyanddisadvantages,andhewritesofthelaboratoryasthe“gaol“ofhisambitions,aslipwhichreinforceshisclaimtohavedevotedhimselfexclusivelytotheexactsciences。ThedocumentisendorsedinamannerthatshowsFilmerwasadmittedtothiscovetedopportunity;butuntilquiterecentlynotracesofhissuccessintheGovernmentinstitutioncouldbefound。
Ithasnow,however,beenshownthatinspiteofhisprofessedzealforresearch,Filmer,beforehehadheldthisscholarshipayear,wastempted,bythepossibilityofasmallincreaseinhisimmediateincome,toabandonitinordertobecomeoneofthenine-pence-an-hourcomputersemployedbyawell-knownProfessorinhisvicariousconductofthoseextensiveresearchesofhisinsolarphysics——researcheswhicharestillamatterofperplexitytoastronomers。Afterwards,forthespaceofsevenyears,saveforthepasslistsoftheLondonUniversity,inwhichheisseentoclimbslowlytoadoublefirstclassB。Sc。,inmathematicsandchemistry,thereisnoevidenceofhowFilmerpassedhislife。Nooneknowshoworwherehelived,thoughitseemshighlyprobablethathecontinuedtosupporthimselfbyteachingwhileheprosecutedthestudiesnecessaryforthisdistinction。Andthen,oddlyenough,onefindshimmentionedinthecorrespondenceofArthurHicks,thepoet。
“YourememberFilmer,“HickswritestohisfriendVance;“well,HEhasn’talteredabit,thesamehostilemumbleandthenastychin——howCANamancontrivetobealwaysthreedaysfromshaving?——
andasortoffurtiveairofbeingengagedinsneakinginfrontofone;evenhiscoatandthatfrayedcollarofhisshownofurthersignsofthepassingyears。HewaswritinginthelibraryandIsatdownbesidehiminthenameofGod’scharity,whereuponhedeliberatelyinsultedmebycoveringuphismemoranda。Itseemshehassomebrilliantresearchonhandthathesuspectsmeofallpeople——withaBodleyBookleta-printing!——ofstealing。HehastakenremarkablehonoursattheUniversity——hewentthroughthemwithasortofhastyslobber,asthoughhefearedImightinterrupthimbeforehehadtoldmeall——andhespokeoftakinghisD。Sc。asonemightspeakoftakingacab。AndheaskedwhatIwasdoing——withasortofcomparativeaccent,andhisarmwasspreadnervously,positivelyaprotectingarm,overthepaperthathidthepreciousidea——hisonehopefulidea。
“’Poetry,’hesaid,’Poetry。Andwhatdoyouprofesstoteachinit,Hicks?’
“Thething’saProvincialprofessorlingintheveryactofbudding,andIthanktheLorddevoutlythatbutforthepreciousgiftofindolenceIalsomighthavegonethiswaytoD。Sc。anddestruction……“
AcuriouslittlevignettethatIaminclinedtothinkcaughtFilmerinorneartheverybirthofhisdiscovery。HickswaswronginanticipatingaprovincialprofessorshipforFilmer。Ournextglimpseofhimislecturingon“rubberandrubbersubstitutes,“totheSocietyofArts——hehadbecomemanagertoagreatplastic-substancemanufactory——andatthattime,itisnowknown,hewasamemberoftheAeronauticalSociety,albeithecontributednothingtothediscussionsofthatbody,preferringnodoubttomaturehisgreatconceptionwithoutexternalassistance。AndwithintwoyearsofthatpaperbeforetheSocietyofArtshewashastilytakingoutanumberofpatentsandproclaiminginvariousundignifiedwaysthecompletionofthedivergentinquirieswhichmadehisflyingmachinepossible。ThefirstdefinitestatementtothateffectappearedinahalfpennyeveningpaperthroughtheagencyofamanwholodgedinthesamehousewithFilmer。Hisfinalhasteafterhislonglaborioussecretpatienceseemstohavebeenduetoaneedlesspanic,Bootle,thenotoriousAmericanscientificquack,havingmadeanannouncementthatFilmerinterpretedwronglyasananticipationofhisidea。
NowwhatpreciselywasFilmer’sidea?Reallyaverysimpleone。
Beforehistimethepursuitofaeronauticshadtakentwodivergentlines,andhaddevelopedontheonehandballoons——largeapparatuslighterthanair,easyinascent,andcomparativelysafeindescent,butfloatinghelplesslybeforeanybreezethattookthem;andontheother,flyingmachinesthatflewonlyintheory——vastflatstructuresheavierthanair,propelledandkeptupbyheavyenginesandforthemostpartsmashingatthefirstdescent。But,neglectingthefactthattheinevitablefinalcollapserenderedthemimpossible,theweightoftheflyingmachinesgavethemthistheoreticaladvantage,thattheycouldgothroughtheairagainstawind,anecessaryconditionifaerialnavigationwastohaveanypracticalvalue。ItisFilmer’sparticularmeritthatheperceivedthewayinwhichthecontrastedandhithertoincompatiblemeritsofballoonandheavyflyingmachinemightbecombinedinoneapparatus,whichshouldbeatchoiceeitherheavierorlighterthanair。
Hetookhintsfromthecontractilebladdersoffishandthepneumaticcavitiesofbirds。Hedevisedanarrangementofcontractileandabsolutelyclosedballoonswhichwhenexpandedcouldlifttheactualflyingapparatuswithease,andwhenretractedbythecomplicated“musculature“hewoveaboutthem,werewithdrawnalmostcompletelyintotheframe;andhebuiltthelargeframeworkwhichtheseballoonssustained,ofhollow,rigidtubes,theairinwhich,byaningeniouscontrivance,wasautomaticallypumpedoutastheapparatusfell,andwhichthenremainedexhaustedsolongastheaeronautdesired。Therewerenowingsorpropellerstohismachine,suchastherehadbeentoallpreviousaeroplanes,andtheonlyenginerequiredwasthecompactandpowerfullittleapplianceneededtocontracttheballoons。Heperceivedthatsuchanapparatusashehaddevisedmightrisewithframeexhaustedandballoonsexpandedtoaconsiderableheight,mightthencontractitsballoonsandlettheairintoitsframe,andbyanadjustmentofitsweightsslidedowntheairinanydesireddirection。Asitfellitwouldaccumulatevelocityandatthesametimeloseweight,andthemomentumaccumulatedbyitsdown-rushcouldbeutilisedbymeansofashiftingofitsweightstodriveitupintheairagainastheballoonsexpanded。Thisconception,whichisstillthestructuralconceptionofallsuccessfulflyingmachines,needed,however,avastamountoftoiluponitsdetailsbeforeitcouldactuallyberealised,andsuchtoilFilmer——ashewasaccustomedtotellthenumerousinterviewerswhocrowdeduponhimintheheydayofhisfame——“ungrudginglyandunsparinglygave。“
Hisparticulardifficultywastheelasticliningofthecontractileballoon。Hefoundheneededanewsubstance,andinthediscoveryandmanufactureofthatnewsubstancehehad,asheneverfailedtoimpressupontheinterviewers,“performedafarmorearduousworkthanevenintheactualachievementofmyseeminglygreaterdiscovery。“
ButitmustnotbeimaginedthattheseinterviewsfollowedharduponFilmer’sproclamationofhisinvention。Anintervalofnearlyfiveyearselapsedduringwhichhetimidlyremainedathisrubberfactory——heseemstohavebeenentirelydependentonhissmallincomefromthissource——makingmisdirectedattemptstoassureaquiteindifferentpublicthathereallyHADinventedwhathehadinvented。Heoccupiedthegreaterpartofhisleisureinthecompositionofletterstothescientificanddailypress,andsoforth,statingpreciselythenetresultofhiscontrivances,anddemandingfinancialaid。Thatalonewouldhavesufficedforthesuppressionofhisletters。Hespentsuchholidaysashecouldarrangeinunsatisfactoryinterviewswiththedoor-keepersofleadingLondonpapers——hewassingularlynotadaptedforinspiringhall-porterswithconfidence——andhepositivelyattemptedtoinducetheWarOfficetotakeuphisworkwithhim。ThereremainsaconfidentialletterfromMajor-GeneralVolleyfiretotheEarlofFrogs。
“Theman’sacrankandaboundertoboot,“saystheMajor-Generalinhisbluff,sensible,armyway,andsoleftitopenfortheJapanesetosecure,astheysubsequentlydid,thepriorityinthissideofwarfare——aprioritytheystilltoourgreatdiscomfortretain。
AndthenbyastrokeofluckthemembraneFilmerhadinventedforhiscontractileballoonwasdiscoveredtobeusefulforthevalvesofanewoil-engine,andheobtainedthemeansformakingatrialmodelofhisinvention。Hethrewuphisrubberfactoryappointment,desistedfromallfurtherwriting,and,withacertainsecrecythatseemstohavebeenaninseparablecharacteristicofallhisproceedings,settoworkupontheapparatus。HeseemstohavedirectedthemakingofitspartsandcollectedmostofitinaroominShoreditch,butitsfinalputtingtogetherwasdoneatDymchurch,inKent。Hedidnotmaketheaffairlargeenoughtocarryaman,buthemadeanextremelyingenioususeofwhatwerethencalledtheMarconiraystocontrolitsflight。ThefirstflightofthisfirstpracticableflyingmachinetookplaceoversomefieldsnearBurfordBridge,nearHythe,inKent,andFilmerfollowedandcontrolleditsflightuponaspeciallyconstructedmotortricycle。
Theflightwas,consideringallthings,anamazingsuccess。
TheapparatuswasbroughtinacartfromDymchurchtoBurfordBridge,ascendedtheretoaheightofnearlythreehundredfeet,swoopedthenceverynearlybacktoDymchurch,cameaboutinitssweep,roseagain,circled,andfinallysankuninjuredinafieldbehindtheBurfordBridgeInn。Atitsdescentacuriousthinghappened。
Filmergotoffhistricycle,scrambledovertheinterveningdyke,advancedperhapstwentyyardstowardshistriumph,threwouthisarmsinastrangegesticulation,andfelldowninadeadfaint。
Everyonecouldthenrecalltheghastlinessofhisfeaturesandalltheevidencesofextremeexcitementtheyhadobservedthroughoutthetrial,thingstheymightotherwisehaveforgotten。Afterwardsintheinnhehadanunaccountablegustofhystericalweeping。
Altogethertherewerenottwentywitnessesofthisaffair,andthoseforthemostpartuneducatedmen。TheNewRomneydoctorsawtheascentbutnotthedescent,hishorsebeingfrightenedbytheelectricalapparatusonFilmer’stricycleandgivinghimanastyspill。TwomembersoftheKentconstabularywatchedtheaffairfromacartinanunofficialspirit,andagrocercallingroundtheMarshforordersandtwoladycyclistsseemalmosttocompletethelistofeducatedpeople。Thereweretworeporterspresent,onerepresentingaFolkestonepaperandtheotherbeingafourth-classinterviewerand“symposium“journalist,whoseexpensesdown,Filmer,anxiousaseverforadequateadvertisement——andnowquiterealisingthewayinwhichadequateadvertisementmaybeobtained——hadpaid。Thelatterwasoneofthosewriterswhocanthrowaconvincingairofunrealityoverthemostcredibleevents,andhishalf-facetiousaccountoftheaffairappearedinthemagazinepageofapopularjournal。But,happilyforFilmer,thisperson’scolloquialmethodsweremoreconvincing。HewenttooffersomefurtherscreeduponthesubjecttoBanghurst,theproprietoroftheNewPaper,andoneoftheablestandmostunscrupulousmeninLondonjournalism,andBanghurstinstantlyseizeduponthesituation。Theinterviewervanishesfromthenarrative,nodoubtverydoubtfullyremunerated,andBanghurst,Banghursthimself,doublechin,greytwillsuit,abdomen,voice,gesturesandall,appearsatDymchurch,followinghislarge,unrivalledjournalisticnose。