er——seekingnothingto-day,butifyouwillkindly——er——servemyWARD——MissStannard!“Later,whentheywentintotheconfectioner’sforrefreshment,andPansyfranklydeclaredfor“icecreamandcreamcakes,“insteadofthe“dishofteaandbreadandbutter“hehadorderedinpursuanceofhispromise,heheroicallytookithimself——tosatisfyhishonor。Indeed,IknowofnomoresublimefigurethanColonelStarbottle——risingsuperiortoalong-
withstoodcravingfora“cocktail,“morbidlyconsciousalsooftheridiculousnessofhisappearancetoanyofhisoldassociateswhomightseehim——drinkingluke-warmteaandpeckingfeeblyathisbreadandbutteratasmalltable,besidehislittletyrant。
Andthisdominationofthehelplesscontinuedontheirwayhome。
AlthoughMissPansynolongertalkedofherself,shewasequallyvolubleininquiryastothecolonel’shabits,waysoflife,friendsandacquaintances,happilyrestrictingherinterrogations,inregardtothoseofherownsex,to“anyLITTLEgirlsthatheknew。“Savedbythisexoneratingadjective,thecolonelsawhereachancetoindulgehispostponedmonitorialduty,aswellashisvividimagination。Heaccordinglydrewelaboratepicturesofimpossiblechildrenhehadknown——creaturespreciseinlanguageanddress,abstinentofplayandconfectionery,devotedtolessonsandduties,andotherwise,inPansy’sownwords,“loathsometothelastdegree!“As“daughtersofoldestandmostcherishedfriends,“theymightperhapshaveexcitedPansy’schildishjealousybutforthesingularfactthattheyhadalllongagobeenrewardedbymarriagewithsenators,judges,andgenerals——alsoassociatesofthecolonel。Thisremotenessofpresencesomewhatmarredtheireffectasanexample,andthecolonelwasmortified,thoughnotentirelydispleased,toobservethattheirsurprisingvirtuesdidnotdestroyPansy’svoracityforsweets,therecklessnessofherskipping,northefreedomofherlanguage。Thecolonelwasremorseful——buthappy。
Whentheyreachedtheseminaryagain,Pansyretiredwithhervariouspurchases,butreappearedafteranintervalwithMissTish。
“Iremember,“hesitatedthatlady,tremblingunderthefascinationofthecolonel’sprofoundbow,“thatyouwereanxioustolookovertheschool,andalthoughitwasnotpossiblethen,Ishallbegladtoshowyounowthroughoneoftheclassrooms。“
Thecolonel,glancingatPansy,wasmomentarilyshockedbyadistortionofonesideofherface,whichseemed,however,toendinawinkofherinnocentbrowneyes,butrecoveringhimself,gallantlyexpressedhisgratitude。Thenextmomenthewasascendingthestairs,sidebysidewithMissTish,andhadadistinctimpressionthathehadbeenpinchedinthecalfbyPansy,whowasfollowingclosebehind。
Itwasrecess,butthelargeclassroomwasquitefilledwithpupils,manyofthemolderandprettiergirls,inveigledthere,asitafterwardsappeared,byPansy,insomeprecociouspresentimentofherguardian’staste。Thecolonel’sapologeticyetgallantbowonentering,andhiserect,old-fashionedelegance,instantlytooktheirdelightedattention。Indeed,allwouldhavegonewellhadnotMissPrinkwell,withtheviewofimpressingthecolonelaswellasherpupils,majesticallyintroducedhimas“adistinguishedjuristdeeplyinterestedinthecauseofeducation,aswellasguardianoftheirfellowpupil。“ThatopportunitywasnotthrownawayonColonelStarbottle。
Steppinguptothedeskoftheastoundedprincipal,helaidthepointsofhisfingersdelicatelyuponit,and,withapreparatoryinclinationofhisheadtowardsher,placedhisotherhandinhisbreast,andwithaninvocatoryglanceattheceiling,began。
Itwasthecolonel’shabitatsuchmomentstostateatfirst,withgreatcareandprecision,thethingsthathe“wouldnotsay,“thathe“NEEDnotsay,“andapparentlythatitwasabsolutelyunnecessaryeventoalludeto。Itwastherefore,notstrangethatthecolonelinformedthemthatheneednotsaythathecountedhispresentprivilegeamongthehighestthathadbeengrantedhim;forbesidestheprivilegeofbeholdingthegalaxyofyouthfultalentandexcellencebeforehim,besidestheprivilegeofbeingsurroundedbyagarlandoftheblossomsoftheschoolinalltheirfreshnessandbeauty,itwaswellunderstoodthathehadthegreaterprivilegeof——er——standinginlocoparentistooneoftheseblossoms。Itwasnotforhimtoalludetothehightrustimposeduponhimby——er——deceasedandcherishedfriend,anddaughterofoneofthefirstfamiliesofVirginia,bythesideofonewhomustfeelthatshewastherecipientoftrustsequallysupremeherethecolonelpaused,andstatuesquelyregardedthealarmedMissPrinkwellasifhewereindoubtofit,buthewouldsaythatitshouldbeHISdevotedmissiontochampiontherightsoftheorphanedandinnocentwheneverandwherevertheoccasionarose,againstallodds,andeveninthefaceofmisguidedauthority。
HavinglefttheimpressionthatMissPrinkwellcontemplatedaninvasionofthoserights,thecolonelbecamemorelenientandgenial。Hefullyrecognizedherhighandnobleoffice;hesawinhertheworthysuccessorofthosetwofamousinstructressesofAthens——thoseGreekladies——er——whosenameshadescapedhismemory,butwhich——er——nodoubtMissPrinkwellwouldbegladtorecalltoherpupils,withsomeaccountoftheirlives。MissPrinkwellcolored;shehadneverheardofthembefore,andeventhedelightoftheclassinthecolonel’striumphwasalittledampenedbythisprospectofhearingmoreaboutthem。Butthecolonelwasonlytoocontentwithseeingbeforehimthesebrightandbeautifulfaces,destined,ashefirmlybelieved,inafteryearstolendtheircharmandeffulgencetothehighestplacesasthehappyhelpmeetsofthegreatestintheland。Hewas——er——leavinga——er——slighttestimonialofhisregardintheformofsome——er——innocentrefreshmentsinthehandsofhisward,whowould——er——actas——er——
hisproxyintheirdistribution;andthecolonelsatdowntotheflutterofhandkerchiefs,anapplauseonlyhalfrestrained,andtheutterdemoralizationofMissPrinkwell。
Butthetimeofhisdeparturehadcomebythistime,andhewastooexperiencedapublicmantoriskthepossibilityofananticlimaxbyprotractinghisleave-taking。AndinanominousshiningofPansy’sbigeyesasthetimeapproachedhefeltanembarrassmentasperplexingastheoddpresentimentoflonelinessthatwascreepingoverhim。Butwithanelaboratecautionastothedangersofself-
indulgence,andtheprivatebestowalofalargegoldpieceslippedintoherhand,apromisetocomeagainsoon,andanexactionthatshewouldwritetohimoften,thecolonelreceivedinreturnawetkiss,agreatdealofwetcheekpressedagainsthisown,andamomentarytenderclinging,likethatwhichattendsthepullingupofsomesmallflower,ashepassedoutintotheporch。Inthehall,onthelandingabovehim,therewasaclosepackingofbriefskirtsagainsttherailing,andavoice,apparentlyproceedingfromapairofverysmallmottledlegsprotrudingthroughthebalusters,saiddistinctly,“FreecheersforTernelTarbottle!“Andtothisbenedictionthecolonel,hatinhand,passedoutofthisEdenintotheworldagain。
Thecolonel’snextvisittotheseminarydidnotproducethesamesensationasthefirst,althoughitwasaccompaniedwithequaldisturbancetothefairprincipals。Hadhebeenalessconceitedmanhemighthavenoticedthattheirantagonism,althoughheldinrestraintbytheirwholesomefearofhim,wasindangerofbecomingmoreaconvictionthanameresuspicion。HewasmadeawareofitthroughPansy’sresentmenttowardsthem,andherrevelationofacertaininquisitionthatshehadbeensubjectedtoinregardtohisoccupation,habits,andacquaintances。NaturallyofthesethingsPansyknewverylittle,butthishadnotpreventedherfromsayingagreatdeal。Therehadbeenenoughinherquestioners’mannertomakehersuspectthatherguardianwasbeingattacked,andtohisdefenseshebroughtthemendacityandimaginationofacleverchild。Whatshehadreallysaiddidnottranspireexceptthroughherowncommentstothecolonel:“Andofcourseyou’vekilledpeople——foryou’reakernel,youknow?“Herethecoloneladmitted,asapointoffact,thathehadservedintheMexicanwar。“AndyoukinPREACH,fortheyheardyoudoitwhenyouwasherebefore,“sheaddedconfidently;“andofcourseyouownniggers——forthere’s’Jim。’“ThecolonelhereattemptedtoexplainthatJim,beinginafreeState,wasnowafreeman,butPansysweptawaysuchfinedistinctions。“Andyou’rerich,youknow,foryougavemethatten-dollargoldpieceallformyself。
SoIjestgave’emasgoodastheysent——theoldspiesandcuriosityshops!“Thecolonel,morepleasedatPansy’sdevotionthanconcernedovertheincidentitself,acceptedthisinterpretationofhischaracterasamunificent,militantpriestwithasmilingprotest。Butalaterincidentcausedhimtorememberitmoreseriously。
TheyhadtakentheirusualstrollthroughtheAlameda,andhadmadetheroundoftheshops,wherethecolonelhadexhibitedhisusualliberalityofpurchaseandhisexaltedparentalprotection,andsohadpassedontotheirusualrefreshmentattheconfectioner’s,theusualicesandcakesforPansy,butthistime——aconcessionalsotothetyrantPansy——aglassoflemonsodaandabiscuitforthecolonel。Hewascoughingoverhisunaccustomedbeverage,andPansy,herequanimityandvolubilityrestoredbysweets,waschirrupingathisside;thelargesaloonwasfillingupwithcustomers——mainlyladiesandchildren,embarrassingtohimastheonlymanpresent,whensuddenlyPansy’sattentionwasdivertedbyanotherarrival。Itwasagood-lookingyoungwoman,overdressed,striking,andself-conscious,who,withanairofonewhowasinthehabitofchallengingattention,affectedlyseatedherselfwithamalecompanionatanemptytable,andbegantopulloffanovertightglove。
“My!“saidPansyinadmiringwonder,“ain’tshefine?“
ColonelStarbottlelookedupabstractedly,butatthefirstglancehisfaceflushedredly,deepenedtoapurple,andthenbecamegrayandstern。HehadrecognizedinthegarishfaironeMissFloraMontague,the“WesternStarofTerpsichoreandSong,“withwhomhehadsuppedafewdaysbeforeatSacramento。Theladywas“ontour“
withher“Combinationtroupe。“
ThecolonelleanedoverandfixedhismurkyeyesonPansy。“Theroomisfillingup;theplaceisstifling;Imust——er——requestyouto——er——hurry。“
Therewasachangeinthecolonel’smanner,whichthequick-wittedchildheeded。Butshehadnotassociateditwiththeentranceofthestrangers,andassheobedientlygulpeddownherice,shewentoninnocently,——
“Thatfinelady’ssmilin’andlookin’overhere。Seemstoknowyou;sodoesthemanwithher。“
“I——er——mustrequestyou,“saidthecolonel,withhuskyprecision,“NOTtolookthatway,butfinishyour——er——repast。“
Histonewassodecidedthatthechild’slipspouted,butbeforeshecouldspeakashadowleanedovertheirtable。Itwasthecompanionofthe“finelady。“
“Don’tseemtoseeus,Colonel,“hesaidwithcoarsefamiliarity,layinghishandonthecolonel’sshoulder。“Florrywantstoknowwhat’sup。“