“Wedon’tknow!“answeredtheothersinasfearfulakey,andrelatedhowtheyhadfoundthedooroftheirroomajar,andabrightlightstreamingintothecorridor。Theydidnotstoptoponderthisfact,but,withtheheedlessnessoftheirsex,pushedthedoorwideopen,whentheysawseatedbeforethemirrorabewilderingfigure,withdisheveledlockswanderingdowntheback,andindishabilleexpressiveofbeingquiteathomethere,whichturneduponthemapairofpaleblueeyes,underaforeheadremarkableforthestragglingfringeofhairthatcoveredit。
Theyprofessedtohaveremainedtransfixedatthesight,andtohavenotedalikedismayonthevisagebeforetheglass,eretheysummonedstrengthtofly。ThesefactsColonelEllisongaveatthecommandofhiswife,withmanyprotestsandinsinceredelaysamidstwhichthecuriosityofhishearersalonepreventedthemfromrendinghiminpieces。
“Andwhatdoyousupposeitwas?“demandedhiswife,withforcedcalmness,whenhehadatlastmadeanendofthestoryandhisabominablehypoocisies。
“Well,Ithinkitwasamermaid。“
“Amermaid!“saidhiswife,scornfully。“Howdoyouknow?“
“Ithadacombinitshand,foronething;andbesides,mydear,IhopeI
knowamermaidwhenIseeit。“
“Well,“saidMrs。Ellison,“itwasnomermaid,itwasamistake;andI’mgoingtoseeaboutit。Willyougowithme,Richard?“
“Nomoneycouldinduceme!Ifit’samistake,itisn’tproperformetogo;ifit’samermaid,it’sdangerous。“
“Oyoucoward!“saidtheintrepidlittlewomantoaheroofallthefightsonSherman’smarchtothesea;andpresentlytheyheardherattackthemysteriousenemywithalady-likecourage,claimingtheinvadedchamber。Thefoerepliedwithlikecivility,sayingtheclerkhadgivenherthatroomwiththeunderstandingthatanotherladywastobeputtherewithher,andshehadleftthedoorunlockedtoadmither。Thewatcherswiththesickmannextdoorappearedandconfirmedthisspeech,afeeblevoicefromthebedclothessworetoit。
“Ofcourse,“addedtheinvader,“ifI’dknown’owitreallywas,Ineverwouldlavelistenedtosuchathing,never。Andthereisn’tanother’oleinthelousetolayme’ead,“sheconcluded。
“Thenit’stheclerk’sfault,“saidMrs。Ellison,gladtoretreatunharmed;andshemadeherhusbandringfortheguiltywretch,apale,quietyoungFrenchman,whomtheunitedparty,sallyingintothecorridor,begantoupbraidinonebreath,theladyindishabillevanishingasoftenassherememberedit,andreappearingwheneversomestrongpointofargumentordenunciationoccurredtoher。
Theclerk,whowastheBenjaminofhiswickedtribe,threwhimselfupontheirmercyandconfessedeverything:thehousewassocrowded,andhehadbeensocrazedbythedemandsuponhim,thathehadunderstoodColonelEllison’sapplicationtobeforabedfortheyoungladyinhisparty,andhehaddonetheverybesthecould。Iftheladythere——shevanishedagain——wouldgiveuptheroomtothetwogentlemen,hewouldfindheraplacewiththehousekeeper。Tothistheladyconsentedwithoutdifficulty,andtherestdispersing,shekissedoneofthesickman’swatcherswith“Isn’titashame,Bella?“andflitteddownthedarknessofthecorridor。Theroomsuponitseemedall,savethetwoassignedourtravellers,tobeoccupiedbyladiesofthetroupe;theirdoorssuccessivelyopened,andshewasheardexplainingtoeachasshepassed。Themomentarydispleasurewhichshehadshownatherbanishmentwasover。Shedetailedthefactswithperfectgood-nature,andthoughtheothersappearednomorethanherselftofindanyhumorouscastintheaffair,theyreceivedhernarrationwiththesameamiability。Theyutteredtheirsympathyseriously,andeachpartedfromherwithsomefriendlyword。Thenallwasstill。
“Richard,“saidMrs。Ellison,wheninIsabel’sroomthetravellershadbrieflycelebratedtheseevents,“Ishouldthinkyou’dhatetoleaveusaloneuphere。“
“Ido;butyoucan’tthinkhowIhatetogooffalone。Iwishyou’dcomepartofthewaywithus,Ladies;Idoindeed。Leaveyourdoorunlocked,atanyrate。“
Thisprayer,utteredatpartingoutsidetheroom,wasansweredfromwithinbyasoundofturningkeysandslidingbolts,andalowthunderasofbureausandwashstandsrolledagainstthedoor。“Theladiesarefortifyingtheirposition,“saidtheColoneltoBasil,andthetworeturnedtotheirownchamber。“Idon’twishanyintrusions,“hesaid,instantlyshuttinghimselfin;“mynervesaretoomuchshakennow。WhatanawfullymysteriousoldplacethisQuebecis,Mr。March!I’lltellyouwhat:it’smyopinionthatthisisanenchantedcastle,andifmyribsarenotwalkedoverbyamuleteerinthecourseofthenight,it’sallI
InthisandotherdiscourserecallingthefamousadventureofDonQuixote,theColonelbeguiledthelaborofdisrobing,andhadgotasfarashisboots,whentherecameastartlingknockatthedoor。Withonebootinhishandandtheotheronhisfoot,theColonellimpedforward。
“Isupposeit’sthatclerkhassenttosayhe’smadesomeothermistake,“
andheflungwidethedoor,andthenstoodmotionlessbeforeit,dumblystaringatafigureonthethreshold,——afigurewiththefringedforeheadandpaleblueeyesofherwhomtheyhadsolatelyturnedoutofthatroom。
Shrinkingbehindthesideofthedoorway,“Excuseme,gentlemen,“shesaid,withadignitythatrecalledtheirscatteredsenses,“butwillyou’avethegoodnesstolookifmybeadsareonyourtable——Othanks,thanks,thanks!“shecontinued,showingherfaceandonehand,asBasilblushinglyadvancedwithastringofheavyblackbeads,piouslyadornedwithalargecross。“I’msure,I’mgreatlyobligedtoyou,gentlemen,andIhaskathousandpardonsfortroublin’you,“sheconcludedinasomewhatseveretone,thatleftthemabashedandculpable;andvanishedasmysteriouslyasshehadappeared。
“Now,seehere,“saidtheColonel,withahugesighasheclosedthedooragain,andthistimelockedit,“Ishouldliketoknowhowlongthissortofthingistobekeptup?Because,ifit’stoberegularlyrepeatedduringthenight,I’mgoingtodressagain。“Nevertheless,hefinishedundressingandgotintobed,whereheremainedforsometimesilent。
Basilputoutthelight。“O,I’msorryyoudidthat,mydearfellow,“
saidtheColonel;“butnevermind,itwasanidlecuriosity,nodoubt。
It’smybeliefthatinthelandlord’sextremityofbedlinen,I’vebeenputtosleepbetweenapairoftablecloths;andIthoughtI’dliketolook。ItseemstomethatImakeoutacheckeredpatternontopandafloweredorarabesquepatternunderneath。Iwishtheyhadgivenmemates。It’sprettyhardhavingtosleepbetweenoddtablecloths。I
shallcomplaintothelandlordofthisinthemorning。I’veneverhadtosleepbetweenoddtable-clothsatanyhotelbefore。“
TheColonel’svoiceseemedscarcelytohavediedawayuponBasil’sdrowsyear,whensuddenlythesoundsofmusicandlaughterfromtheinvalid’sroomstartledhimwideawake。Thesickman’swatcherswerecoquettingwithsomeonewhostoodinthelittlecourt-yardfivestoriesbelow。
Acertainbreadthofreparteewasnaturallyallowableatthatdistance;
theloveravowedhispassioninardentterms,andtheladiesmockedhimwiththesamefreedom,nowandthentotallyneglectinghimwhiletheysangasnatchofsongtothetwangingoftheguitar,ortalkedprofessionalgossip,andthenreturningtohimwithsometormentingexpressionoftenderness。
Allthis,abstractlyspeaking,wasnothingtoBasil;yethecouldrecollectfewthingsintendedforhispleasurethathadgivenhimmoresatisfaction。Hethought,asheglancedoutintothemoonlightonthehigh-gabledsilveryroofsaroundandonthegardensoftheconventsandthetowersofthequaintcity,thatthescenewantednothingofthepropercharmofSpanishhumorandromance,andhewasasgratefultothosepoorsoulsasiftheyhadmeanthimafavor。Tousofthehithersideofthefoot-lights,thereisalwayssomethingfascinatinginthelifeofthestrangebeingswhodwellbeyondthem,andwhoareneversounrealasintheirowncharacters。Intheirshabbybestowalinthosemeanupperrooms,theirtawdrypoverty,theirmerrysubmissiontotheerrorsandcapricesofdestiny,theirmutualkindlinessandcarelessfriendship,theseunprofitabledevoteesofthetwinkling-footedburlesqueseemedtobeplayingratherthanlivingthelifeofstrollingplayers;
andtheirlove-makingwasthelasttouchofacomedythatBasilcouldhardlyacceptasreality,itwassomuchmorelikesomethingseenuponthestage。Hewouldnothavedetractedanythingfromthecommonnessandcheapnessofthe’miseenscene’,forthat,hereflecteddrowsilyandconfusedly,helpedtogiveitanairoffactandmakeitlikeanepisodeoffiction。Butaboveall,hewaspleasedwiththenaturaleventlessnessofthewholeadventure,whichwasinperfectagreementwithhistaste;
andjustashisreveriesbegantoloseshapeindreams,hewasawareofanabsurdprideinthefactthatallthiscouldhavehappenedtohiminourcommonplacetimeandhemisphere。“Why,“hethought,“ifIwereastudentinAlcala,whatbettercouldIhaveasked?“Andasatlasthissoulswungoutfromitsmooringsandlapseddownthebroadslowlycirclingtidesoutintheseaofsleep,hewasconsciousofonesubtletouchofcompassionforthosepoorstrollers,——apitysodelicateandfineandtenderthatithardlyseemedhisownbutratherasenseofthecompassionthatpitiesthewholeworld。
Thetravellersallmetatbreakfastanddulydiscussedtheadventuresofthenight;andfortherest,theforenoonpassedrapidlyandslowlywithBasilandIsabel,asregrettoleaveQuebec,orthenaturalimpatienceoftravellerstobeoff,overcamethem。Isabelspentpartofitinshopping,forshehadfoundsomesmallsumsofmoneyandcertainoddcornersinhertrunksstillunappropriated,andthehandsomestoresontheRueFabriquewereverytempting。Shesaidshewouldjustgoinandlook;andthewisereaderimaginestheresult。Asshekneltoverherboxes,tryingsotodistributeherpurchasesastomakethemlookasiftheywereold,——oldthingsofhers,whichshehadbroughtallthewayroundfromBostonwithher,——afleetingtouchofconsciencestayedherhand。
“Basil,“shesaid,“perhapswe’dbetterdeclaresomeofthesethings。
What’sthedutyonthose?“sheasked,pointingtocertainarticles。
“Idon’tknow。Aboutahundredpercent。advalorem。“
“C’estadire——?“
“Asmuchastheycost。“
“Othen,dearest,“respondedIsabelindignantly,“itcan’tbewrongtosmuggle!Iwon’tdeclareathread!“
“That’sverywellforyou,whomtheywon’task。Butwhatiftheyaskmewhetherthere’sanythingtodeclare?“