Lookhowitrunsthroughone’sfingers!’and,sosaying,hefilledhispocketwiththemud。
Butthebrothersrodeonsofastthatdustandsparksflewallaround,andtheyreachedthegateofthetownagoodhourbeforeBlockhead-Hans。Herecamethesuitorsnumberedaccordingtotheirarrival,andtheywererangedinrows,sixineachrow,andtheyweresotightlypackedthattheycouldnotmovetheirarms。
Thiswasaverygoodthing,forotherwisetheywouldhavetorneachotherinpieces,merelybecausetheonewasinfrontoftheother。
AllthecountrypeoplewerestandingroundtheKing’sthrone,andwerecrowdedtogetherinthickmassesalmostoutofthewindowstoseethePrincessreceivethesuitors;andaseachonecameintotheroomallhisfinephraseswentoutlikeacandle!
’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Away!outwithhim!’
Atlastshecametotherowinwhichthebrotherwhoknewthedictionarybyheartwas,buthedidnotknowitanylonger;hehadquiteforgottenitintherankandfile。Andthefloorcreaked,andtheceilingwasallmadeofglassmirrors,sothathesawhimselfstandingonhishead,andbyeachwindowwerestandingthreereportersandaneditor;andeachofthemwaswritingdownwhatwassaid,topublishitinthepaperthatcameoutandwassoldatthestreetcornersforapenny。Itwasfearful,andtheyhadmadeupthefiresohotthatitwasgrilling。
’Itishotinhere,isn’tit!’saidthesuitor。
’Ofcourseitis!Myfatherisroastingyoungchickensto-day!’
saidthePrincess。
’Ahem!’Therehestoodlikeanidiot。Hewasnotpreparedforsuchaspeech;hedidnotknowwhattosay,althoughhewantedtosaysomethingwitty。’Ahem!’
’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’andouthehadtogo。
Nowtheotherbrotherentered。
’Howhotitis!’hesaid。
’Ofcourse!Weareroastingyoungchickensto-day!’remarkedthePrincess。
’Howdoyou——um!’hesaid,andthereporterswrotedown。’Howdoyou——um。’
’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’
NowBlockhead-Hanscamein;herodehisgoatrightintothehall。
’Isay!Howroastinghotitishere!’saidhe。
’Ofcourse!Iamroastingyoungchickensto-day!’saidthePrincess。
’That’sgood!’repliedBlockhead-Hans;’thencanIroastacrowwiththem?’
’Withthegreatestofpleasure!’saidthePrincess;’buthaveyouanythingyoucanroastthemin?forIhaveneitherpotnorsaucepan。’
’Oh,rather!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’Hereisacookingimplementwithtinrings,’andhedrewouttheoldwoodenshoe,andlaidthecrowinit。
’Thatisquiteameal!’saidthePrincess;’butwhereshallwegetthesoupfrom?’
’I’vegotthatinmypocket!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’IhavesomuchthatIcanquitewellthrowsomeaway!’andhepouredsomemudoutofhispocket。
’Ilikeyou!’saidthePrincess。’Youcananswer,andyoucanspeak,andIwillmarryyou;butdoyouknowthateverywordwhichwearesayingandhavesaidhasbeentakendownandwillbeinthepaperto-morrow?Byeachwindowdoyouseetherearestandingthreereportersandanoldeditor,andthisoldeditoristheworst,forhedoesn’tunderstandanything!’butsheonlysaidthistoteaseBlockhead-Hans。Andthereportersgiggled,andeachdroppedablotofinkonthefloor。
’Ah!arethosethegreatpeople?’saidBlockhead-Hans。’ThenI
willgivetheeditorthebest!’Sosaying,heturnedhispocketsinsideout,andthrewthemudrightinhisface。
’Thatwasneatlydone!’saidthePrincess。’Icouldn’thavedoneit;butIwillsoonlearnhowto!’
Blockhead-HansbecameKing,gotawifeandacrown,andsatonthethrone;andthiswehavestilldampfromthenewspaperoftheeditorandthereporters——andtheyarenottobebelievedforamoment。
TherewasonceaDarning-needlewhothoughtherselfsofinethatshebelievedshewasanembroidery-needle。’Takegreatcaretoholdmetight!’saidtheDarning-needletotheFingerswhowereholdingher。’Don’tletmefall!IfIoncefallonthegroundI
shallneverbefoundagain,Iamsofine!’
’Itisallright!’saidtheFingers,seizingherroundthewaist。
’Look,Iamcomingwithmytrain!’saidtheDarning-needleasshedrewalongthreadafterher;buttherewasnoknotattheendofthethread。
TheFingerswereusingtheneedleonthecook’sshoe。Theupperleatherwasunstitchedandhadtobesewntogether。
’Thisiscommonwork!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallnevergetthroughit。Iambreaking!Iambreaking!’Andinfactshedidbreak。’Didn’tItellyouso!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I
amtoofine!’
’Nowsheisgoodfornothing!’saidtheFingers;buttheyhadtoholdhertightwhilethecookdroppedsomesealing-waxontheneedleandstuckitinthefrontofherdress。
’NowIamabreast-pin!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IalwaysknewIshouldbepromoted。Whenoneissomething,onewillbecomesomething!’Andshelaughedtoherself;youcanneverseewhenaDarning-needleislaughing。ThenshesatupasproudlyasifshewereinaStatecoach,andlookedallroundher。
’MayIbeallowedtoaskifyouaregold?’shesaidtoherneighbour,thePin。’Youhaveaveryniceappearance,andapeculiarhead;butitistoosmall!Youmusttakepainstomakeitgrow,foritisnoteveryonewhohasaheadofsealing-wax。’
AndsosayingtheDarning-needleraisedherselfupsoproudlythatshefelloutofthedress,rightintothesinkwhichthecookwasrinsingout。
’NowIamoffonmytravels!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IdohopeIsha’n’tgetlost!’Shedidindeedgetlost。
’Iamtoofineforthisworld!’saidsheasshelayinthegutter;’butIknowwhoIam,andthatisalwaysalittlesatisfaction!’
AndtheDarning-needlekeptherproudbearinganddidnotlosehergood-temper。
Allkindsofthingsswamoverher——shavings,bitsofstraw,andscrapsofoldnewspapers。
’Justlookhowtheysailalong!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Theydon’tknowwhatisunderneaththem!HereIamstickingfast!
Theregoesashavingthinkingofnothingintheworldbutofitself,amerechip!Theregoesastraw——well,howitdoestwistandtwirl,tobesure!Don’tthinksomuchaboutyourself,oryouwillbeknockedagainstastone。Therefloatsabitofnewspaper。Whatiswrittenonitislongagoforgotten,andyethowprouditis!Iamsittingpatientandquiet。IknowwhoI
am,andthatisenoughforme!’
OnedaysomethingthicklaynearherwhichglitteredsobrightlythattheDarning-needlethoughtitmustbeadiamond。Butitwasabitofbottle-glass,andbecauseitsparkledtheDarning-needlespoketoit,andgaveherselfoutasabreast-pin。
’Nodoubtyouareadiamond?’
’Yes,somethingofthatkind!’Andeachbelievedthattheotherwassomethingverycostly;andtheybothsaidhowveryproudtheworldmustbeofthem。
’Ihavecomefromalady’swork-box,’saidDarning-needle,’andthisladywasacook;shehadfivefingersoneachhand;anythingsoproudasthesefingersIhaveneverseen!Andyettheywereonlytheretotakemeoutofthework-boxandtoputmebackagain!’
’Weretheyofnoblebirth,then?’askedthebitofbottle-glass。
’Ofnoblebirth!’saidtheDarning-needle;’noindeed,butproud!
Theywerefivebrothers,allcalled’’Fingers。’’Theyheldthemselvesproudlyoneagainsttheother,althoughtheywereofdifferentsizes。Theoutsideone,theThumb,wasshortandfat;
hewasoutsidetherank,andhadonlyonebendinhisback,andcouldonlymakeonebow;buthesaidthatifhewerecutofffromamanthathewasnolongeranyuseasasoldier。Dip-into-
everything,thesecondfinger,dippedintosweetthingsaswellassourthings,pointedtothesunandthemoon,andguidedthepenwhentheywrote。Longman,thethird,lookedattheothersoverhisshoulder。Goldband,thefourth,hadagoldsashroundhiswaist;andlittlePlaymandidnothingatall,andwasthemoreproud。Therewastoomuchostentation,andsoIcameaway。’
’Andnowwearesittingandshininghere!’saidthebitofbottle-glass。
Atthatmomentmorewatercameintothegutter;itstreamedovertheedgesandwashedthebitofbottle-glassaway。
’Ah!nowhehasbeenpromoted!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I
remainhere;Iamtoofine。Butthatismypride,whichisasignofrespectability!’Andshesatthereveryproudly,thinkingloftythoughts。
’IreallybelieveImusthavebeenbornasunbeam,Iamsofine!
Itseemstomeasifthesunbeamswerealwayslookingunderthewaterforme。Ah,Iamsofinethatmyownmothercannotfindme!IfIhadmyoldeyewhichbrokeoff,IbelieveIcouldweep;
butIcan’t——itisnotfinetoweep!’
Onedaytwostreet-urchinswereplayingandwadinginthegutter,pickingupoldnails,pennies,andsuchthings。Itwasratherdirtywork,butitwasagreatdelighttothem。
’Oh,oh!’criedoutone,asheprickedhimselfwiththeDarning-needle;’heisafinefellowthough!’
’Iamnotafellow;Iamayounglady!’saidtheDarning-needle;
butnooneheard。Thesealing-waxhadgone,andshehadbecomequiteblack;butblackmakesonelookveryslim,andsoshethoughtshewasevenfinerthanbefore。
’Herecomesanegg-shellsailingalong!’saidtheboys,andtheystucktheDarning-needleintotheegg-shell。
’ThewallswhiteandIblack——whataprettycontrastitmakes!’
saidtheDarning-needle。’NowIcanbeseentoadvantage!IfonlyIamnotsea-sick!Ishouldgivemyselfupforlost!’
Butshewasnotsea-sick,anddidnotgiveherselfup。
’Itisagoodthingtobesteeledagainstsea-sickness;hereonehasindeedanadvantageoverman!Nowmyqualmsareover。Thefineroneisthemoreonecanbeat。’
’Crack!’saidtheegg-shellasawagon-wheelwentoverit。
’Oh!howitpresses!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallindeedbesea-sicknow。Iambreaking!’Butshedidnotbreak,althoughthewagon-wheelwentoverher;shelaythereatfulllength,andthereshemaylie。
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