Unfortunatelyforthemarechale,comteJean
presentedhimselfbeforeshedid。
Hecametoinformme,thatmy
husbandofwhosequittingToulouseIhadforgottentotellyou
hadagainarrivedinParis。
Ididnotdisguisethevexationwhich
thispieceofintelligenceexcitedinme。
“AndwhereforehascomteGuillaumereturnedtoParis?“
inquiredI,angrily。
“Becauseheisafraid。“
“Afraidofwhat?“
repliedI。
“Ofbeingmurdered,“answeredcomteJean:“itisamosthorrible
andauthenticstory。
Imaginetoyourselfthedangersofhis
situation:somebrigands,whohaveadesignonhislife,have
writtenhimananonymousbillet,inwhichtheyprotesttheywill
certainlymurderhim,unlesshedeposits50,000livresinacertain
place。
Youmaysupposehisterror;moneyhehadnone,neither
washiscreditsufficientlygoodtoenablehimtoborrowany。
Asalastandonlychance,hethrewhimselfintoacarriage,and
hastened,tremblingly,toimploreyourassistance。“
“AndIamquitecertainyouwillnotwithholdyoursfromhim,“
answeredI
“Youareperfectlyright,“criedhe,“butunfortunatelyjustnow
IhavenotasinglecrownIcancallmyown;sothatitrests
withyoualone,mydearestsister,tosavethelifeofthis
haplesscomteduBarry。“
“Iamextremelydistressed,mydearbrother-in-law,“repliedI,
“thatIamjustaspoor,andasunabletoaffordthenecessary
aidasyourself;mypurseisquiteempty。“
“Faith,mydearsister-in-law,Iamnotsurprisedatthatifyou
convertachinavaseintoareceptacleforyourbanknotes。“
Sayingthis,hedrewabundleofnotesfromthehiding-placein
whichIhaddepositedthem。
“Doyouknow,“continuedcomte
Jean,“Ireallythinkweshallfindmoneyenoughhere。“
Hebegan
tocountthem:andwhenhehadfinishedhesaid,“Mydearsister,
neitheryourhusbandnormyselfwishtoimportuneyou,orput
youtoanyinconvenience,thereforeyoushallmerelyobligehim
withtheloanofthese50,000livrestoextricatehimfromhis
presentperil;theyshallbefaithfullyandquicklyrestoredto
you,andanoteofhandgivenyouforthatpurposeifyoudesire
it。“
Sosaying,hedividedthemoneyintotwoparts,replaced
oneinthevase,andpocketedtheother。
Iwasveryindignantatthecoolimpudencewithwhichthiswas
done,andmypatiencehadwellnighforsakenme:however,I
restrainedmyself;andIwashappyenoughthatIcouldsofar
conquermyself。
MyreproacheswouldnothaveinducedcomteJean
togivemebackmymoney,andwouldonlyhaverousedhisviolence;
which,whenonceexcited,foundventinlanguagesovehementand
energetic,thatIdidnotdesiretohearanymoreofitthanI
couldhelp。
Atthesemomentsheselectednotthepolitestexpressions,
butthosewhichwerethestrongest:andbesides,suchwasthe
ungovernablenatureofcomteJean’stemper,thatonceroused,he
wouldhavetreatedthekinghimselfwithaslittleconsideration
ashedidme。
Still,heneverdeliberatelyinsultedme,nordid
hecomposethoseinsultingversesrespectingme,whichwereprinted
ashis,in“。“
Thiswould
havebeenanindignityIwouldquicklyhavecausedhimtorepent
havingoffered。
“Well,“inquiredI,“areyouverygladtoseeyourbrotherinParis?“
’No,’ponmysoul!“
returnedhe;“butsinceheishere,wemust
dothebestwecanwithhim;hewasveryanxioustoseehis
sister-in-lawandniece。
Hesaystheformerisuglyassin,and
thelatteralmostashandsomeasyou。“
“Verygallant,“repliedI;“buttellme,comteJean,doesthis
elegantcomplimentproceedfrommyhusbandoryourself?“
Wewerejusttheninterruptedbythearrivalofthe
marechale,
andcomteJeanretired。
“Well,mydear,“shebegan,“haveyouseenM。deSartines,and
didyouspeaktohimrespectingthose100,000livres?“
“Oh,yes,“repliedI,“hegavethembacktome;butIhave
alreadyhadhalfofthemstolenfromme。“
“BycomteJean,I’llengage,“criedshe。
“Uponmyword,that
manisaperfectspendthrift,aprodigal;who,ifyoudonottake
greatcare,willcertainlyruinyou。
Andwhatwillyoudowith
theremaining50,000livres,mydearfriend;wherewillyou
placethem?“
“Inyourhands,mydearmarechale;’tishismajesty’scommand。“
“Tothatcommand,“answeredshe,“Imustperforcesubmit“;and,
takingthebundleofnotes,shecontinued,“Assurehismajesty
thatitwilleverbemygreatestprideandpleasuretoobeyhis
slightestwish。
Myrespectforhisorderscanonlybeequalled
bymytenderfriendshipforherwhoisthebeareroftheroyal
mandate。“
Then,deliberatelyputtingthemoneyinherpocket,
sheexclaimed,“YoumustownthatcomteJeanisagreatrogue。“
alarms——Anofthe——ComteJean
endeavourstodirecttheking’sideas——AsupperatTrianon——Table
talk——Thekingisseizedwithillness——Hisconversationwithme——The
joiner’sdaughterandthesmall-pox——Mydespair——ConductofLa
Martinierethesurgeon
Ihadoccasionallysomeunaccountablewhimsandcaprices。
Among
otherfolliesItookitintomyheadtobecomejealousofthe
duchessedeCosse,undertheideathatthedukewouldreturnto
her,andthatIshouldnolongerpossesshisaffections。
Nowthe
causeofthisextravagantconductwasthefirmnesswithwhich
madamedeCosserefusedalloverturestovisitme,andIhad
reallybecomesospoiledandpetted,thatIcouldnotbebrought
tounderstandthereasonablenessoftheduchessedeCosserefusing
tosanctionherrivalbyherpresence。
YonmayperceivethatIhadnotcarriedmyheroic
projectswith
regardtomadamedeCosseintoexecution。
Upontheseoccasions,
thepersonmosttobepitiedwastheduke,whomImadeanswerable
forthedignifiedandvirtuousconductofhiswife。
Myinjustice
drovehimnearlytodespair,andheusedeverykindandsensible
argumenttoconvincemeofmyerror,asthoughithadbeenpossible
foronesoheadstrongandmisguidedasmyselftolistentoor
comprehendthelanguageofreason。
Irepliedtohistenderand
beseechingepistlesbyeverycuttingandmortifyingremark;ina
word,allcommonsenseappearedtohaveforsakenme。
Ourquarrel
wasstronglysuspectedbypartofthecourt;buttheextreme
prudenceandforbearanceofM。deCossepreventedtheirsuppositions
fromeverobtaininganyconfirmation。
Butthiswasnottheonly
subjectIhadforannoyance。
Ontheonehand,myemissaries
informedmethatthekingstillcontinuedtovisitthebaronessde
New——k,althoughwitheveryappearanceofcautionandmystery,
bytheassistanceandconnivanceoftheducdeDuras,whohad
givenmehissolemnpromiseneveragaintomeddlewiththe
affair。
Theofthefurnishedme
likewisewithalongaccountofthemanyvisitspaidbyhis
majestytoherestablishment。
Thefactwas,thekingcouldnot
besatisfiedwithoutacontinualvariety,andhispassion,which
ultimatelydestroyedhim,appearedtohavecomeononlyashe
advancedinyears。
Allthesethingscreatedinmymindanextremeagitationandan
alarm,and,improbableasthethingappearedeventomyself,there
weremomentswhenItrembledlestIshouldbesupplantedeither
bythebaronessorsome-freshobjectoftheking’scaprice;and
againacolddreadstole
overmeasIanticipatedtheprobability
ofthehealthofLouisXVfallingasacrificetotheirregularity
ofhislife。
Itwaswellknownthroughoutthechateau,thatLa
Martiniere,theking’ssurgeon,hadstronglyrecommendedavery
temperatecourseoflife,asessentiallynecessarytorecruithis
constitution,wastedbysomanyexcesses,andhadevengoneso
farastorecommendhisnolongerhavingamistress;thisthe
courtiersconstruedintoaprohibitionagainsthispossessinga
friendofanyothersexthanhisown;formyownpart,I
experiencedveryslightapprehensionsofbeingdismissed,forI
wellknewthatLouisXVreckonedtoomuchonmysocietyto
permitmyleavingthecourt,andifone,themoretender,part
ofourunionweredissolved,etiquettecouldnolongerobjectto
mypresence。
StilltheadviceofLaMartinierewasfarfrom
givingmeareasonforcongratulation,buttheseminorgrievances
weresoontobeswallowedupinonefatalcatastrophe,bywhich
thehonours,andpleasuresofVersailleswereforevertornfromme。
Theofthe,fearingthatsomeofthe
subordinatemembersofthatestablishmentmightbringmeintimation
ofwhatwasgoingontherewithouthercognizance,cameoneday
toapprizemethathismajestyhadfallendesperatelyinlove
withayoungorphanofhighbirth,whomchancehadconducted
withinthewallsofherharem;thattoanextraordinaryshareof
beauty,Julieforthatwasthenameofmyrivalunitedthemost
insatiateambition;heraimsweredirectedtoreducingtheking
intoastateofthemostabsolutebondage,“andhe,“saidmadame,
“bidsfairtobecomeallthatthedesigninggirlwouldhavehim。“
Juliefeignedthemostviolentloveforherroyaladmirer,nay
shedidnothesitatetocarryherlanguageandcaressesfar
beyondthestrictrulesofdecency;hermannerswerethoseofone
accustomedtothemostpolishedsociety,whilstherexpressions
werepeculiarlyadaptedtopleaseonewho,liketheking,hada
peculiarrelishforeverythingthatwasindecentorincorrect。
Hismajestyeithervisitedherdailyorsentforhertothe
chateau。
IheardlikewisefromM。d’Aiguillon,that
theking