mettoexchangetheirsoftvows。
Happilythedeitywhopresidedoverthehonorofthedukewas
carefullywatchingtheirproceedings。
Thisguardianangelwasno
otherthanmadameDuverger,hisformermistress,who,unableto
bearthedesertionofhernobleadmirer,hadvowed,inthefirst
burstofrageanddisappointment,tohaverevengesoonerorlater
uponhertriumphantrival。
Withthisviewshespiedoutallthe
proceedingsofmademoiselleMesnard,whosestoleninterviews
andinfidelityshewasnotlongindetecting;sheevencontrived
towinovera,bywhoseconnivanceshewas
enabledtoobtainpossessionofseveralletterscontaining
irrefragableproofsofguilt,andthesesheimmediatelyforwarded
totheducdeChaulnes。
Thisproudandhaughtynoblemanmighthavepardonedhismistress
hadshequittedhimforapeeroftherealmandhisequal,butto
besupplantedbyameremanofbusiness,anauthor,too!——the
disgracewastoohorribleforendurance。
Theenragedloverflew
toBeaumarchais,andreproachedhimbitterlywithhistreachery;
thelattersoughttodenythecharge,buttheduke,losingall
self-possession,threwthelettersinhisface,callinghimabase
liar。
Atthisinsult,Beaumarchais,who,whateverhisenemiesmay
sayofhim,wascertainlynotdeficientincourage,demanded
instantsatisfaction。
Theduke,bywayofanswer,seizedtheman
oflettersbythecollar,Beaumarchaiscalledhisservants,who,
intheirturn,summonedtheguard,whichspeedilyarrivedaccompanied
bythecommissary,andwithmuchdifficultytheysucceededin
removingM。deChaulnes。
whoappearedtohaveentirelylost
hisreasonfromtheroom。
Theconductofthedukeappearedtouscompletelyoutofplace,
andhewouldcertainlyhaveansweredforitwithinthewallsof
theBastille,hadnothisfamilymadegreatintercessionforhim。
Ontheotherhand,Beaumarchais,whoeagerlyavailedhimselfof
everyopportunityofwritingmemorials,composedoneonthe
subjectofhisquarrelwithM。deChaulnes,complainingthata
greatnoblemanhaddaredtoforcehimselfintohishouse,andlay
forciblehandsonhim,asthoughhewereathieforafelon。
The
wholeofthepamphletwhichrelatedtothisaffairwasadmirably
written,and,likethe“BarberofSeville,“markedbyastrongly
sarcasticvein。
However,thethingfailed,andtheducdela
Vrilliere,theswornenemyofmenofwitandtalent,caused
BeaumarchaistobeimmediatelyconfinedwithinFort1’Eveque。
Sothattheoffendedpartywasmadetosufferthepenaltyof
theoffence。
InthesameyearthecomtedeFuentes,ambassadorfromSpainto
thecourtofLouisXV,tookleaveofus。
Hewasreplacedbythe
comted’Aranda,whowasinamannerindisgracewithhisroyal
master:thisnoblemanarrivedprecededbyahighlyflattering
reputation。
Inthefirstplace,hehadjustcompletedthedestruction
oftheJesuits,andthiswasentitlinghimtonosmallthanksand
praisesfromencyclopedists。
Everyoneknowsthosetwolines
ofVoltaire’s——
“Arandadansl’Espagneinstruisantlesfideles,
Al’inquisitionvientderognerlesailes。“
*
*“ArandainSpaininstructingthefaithful
attheInquisitionhasjustclippedwings。“——
Gutenberged。
Thesimplicityofcomted’Arandaindemnifiedusinsomedegree
forthehaughtysuperciliousnessofhispredecessor。
Althoughno
longeryoung,hestillpreservedallthetoneandvigorofhis
mind,andonlythehabitwhichappearedtohavebeenbornwith
himofreflecting,gavehimaslowandmeasuredtoneinspeaking。
Hisreservedandembarrassedmannerswerebutill-calculated
toshowthemanashereallywas,anditrequiredallthe
advantagesofintimacytoseehiminhistruevalue。
Youmay
attachsomuchmorecredittowhatIsayofthisindividual,asI
canonlyadd,thathewasbynomeansoneofmybestfriends。
WhenLouisXVheardofthenominationofthecomted’Arandato
theembassyfromSpaintoFrance,heobservedtome,
“ThekingofSpaingetsridofhisChoiseulbysendinghimtome。“
“Thenwhynotfollowsoexcellentanexample,sire?“
repliedI;“
andsinceyourChoiseuliswearyofChanteloup,whynotcommand
himuponsomepoliticalerrandtothecourtofMadrid。“
“Heavenpreservemefromsuchathing,“exclaimedLouisXV。
“Such
amanasheisoughtnevertoquitthekingdom,andIhavebeen
guiltyofconsiderableoversighttoleavehimthelibertyofso
doing。
Buttoreturntocomted’Aranda;hehassomemeritI
understand;stillIlikenotthatclassofpersonsaroundme;they
areinexorablecensors,whocondemnalikeeveryactionofmylife。“
However,nottheking’sgreatestenemycouldhavefoundfault
withhismannerofpassinghisleisurehours。
Agreatpartof
eachdaywasoccupiedinamysteriousmanufactureofcasesfor
relics,andoneofhis,namedTurpigny,was
intrustedwiththecommissionofpurchasingoldshrinesand
reliquaries;hecausedthesacredbones,orwhateverelsethey
contain,tobetakenoutbyGrandelatz,oneofhisalmoners,
re-adjusted,andthenreturnedtonewcases。
Thesereliquaries
weredistributedbyhimtohisdaughters,oranyladiesofthe
courtofgreatacknowledgedpiety。
WhenIheardofthisImentioned
ittotheking,whowishedatfirsttoconcealthefact;but,as
hewasnoadeptatfalsehoodordisguise,hewascompelledto
admitthefact。
“Itrust,sire,“saidI,“thatyouwillbestowoneofyour
prettiestandbest-arrangedreliquariesonme。“
“No,no,“returnedhe,hastily,“thatcannotbe。“
“Andwhynot?“
askedI。
“Because,“answeredhe,“itwouldbesinfulofme。
Askanything
elseinmypowertobestow,anditshallbeyours。“
ThiswasnohypocrisyonthepartofLouisXV,who,spiteofhis
somewhatirregularmodeoflife,professedtoholdreligionin
thehighesthonorandesteem;toallthatitproscribedhepaid
thesubmissionofachild。
Wehadampleproofsofthisinthe
sermonspreachedatVersaillesbytheabbedeBeauvais,afterwards
bishopofSenetz。
Thisecclesiastic,filledwithaninconsideratezeal,fearednot
openlytoattackthekinginhispublicdiscourses;heevenwent
sofarastointerferewithmanythingsofwhichhewasnota
competentjudge,andwhichbynomeansbelongedtohisjurisdiction:
infact,therewereamplegroundsforsendingtheabbetothe
Bastille。
Thecourtopenlyexpresseditsdissatisfactionatthis
audacity,andformyownpartIcouldnotavoidevincingthe
livelychagrinitcausedme。
Yet,wouldyoubelieveit,LouisXV
declared,inatonefromwhichtherewasnoappeal,thatthis
abbehadmerelydonehisduty,andthatthosewhohadbeenless
scrupulousintheperformanceoftheirs,woulddowelltobe
silentonthesubject。
Thiswasnotall;thecardinaldela
RocheAymon,hisgrandalmoner,refusedtosanctionthenomination
ofM。deBeauvaistothebishopric,underthepretextofhisnotbeing
noblydescended。
M。deBeyons,bishopofCarcassone,aprelateofirreproachable
character,wasdeeplydistressedtofindthatthewantofbirth
wouldexcludeM。deBeauvaisfromthedignitiesofhisholy
profession。
Hewenttodiscussthematterwiththegrandalmoner,
whoagainadvancedhisfavoritepleaforexcludingM。deBeauvais。
“My
lord,“repliedM。deBeyons,“ifIbelievedthatnobilityof
descentwerethechiefrequisiteforouradvancementinour
blessedcalling,Iwouldtramplemycrosierunderfoot,and
renounceforeverallchurchdignities。“
M。deBeyonssoughttheking,andloudlycomplainedtohimof
theinfatuationandobstinacyofM。delaRocheAymon。
LouisXV
howevercommandedthatM。deBeauvaisshouldbeappointedto
thefirstvacantsee,andwhenthegrandalmonerrepeatedhis
objectionstothepreferment,thekinganswered,“Monsieurle
cardinal,inthedaysofourblessedSaviourtheapostleshadno
needtopresenttheirgenealogicaltree,dulywitnessedand
attested。
ItismypleasuretomakeM。deBeauvaisabishop;
letthatendthediscussionofthematter。“
Thecommandwastooperemptorytoadmitofanycoursebut
instantandentiresubmission。