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  mettoexchangetheirsoftvows。
  Happilythedeitywhopresidedoverthehonorofthedukewas
  carefullywatchingtheirproceedings。
  Thisguardianangelwasno
  otherthanmadameDuverger,hisformermistress,who,unableto
  bearthedesertionofhernobleadmirer,hadvowed,inthefirst
  burstofrageanddisappointment,tohaverevengesoonerorlater
  uponhertriumphantrival。
  Withthisviewshespiedoutallthe
  proceedingsofmademoiselleMesnard,whosestoleninterviews
  andinfidelityshewasnotlongindetecting;sheevencontrived
  towinovera,bywhoseconnivanceshewas
  enabledtoobtainpossessionofseveralletterscontaining
  irrefragableproofsofguilt,andthesesheimmediatelyforwarded
  totheducdeChaulnes。
  Thisproudandhaughtynoblemanmighthavepardonedhismistress
  hadshequittedhimforapeeroftherealmandhisequal,butto
  besupplantedbyameremanofbusiness,anauthor,too!——the
  disgracewastoohorribleforendurance。
  Theenragedloverflew
  toBeaumarchais,andreproachedhimbitterlywithhistreachery;
  thelattersoughttodenythecharge,buttheduke,losingall
  self-possession,threwthelettersinhisface,callinghimabase
  liar。
  Atthisinsult,Beaumarchais,who,whateverhisenemiesmay
  sayofhim,wascertainlynotdeficientincourage,demanded
  instantsatisfaction。
  Theduke,bywayofanswer,seizedtheman
  oflettersbythecollar,Beaumarchaiscalledhisservants,who,
  intheirturn,summonedtheguard,whichspeedilyarrivedaccompanied
  bythecommissary,andwithmuchdifficultytheysucceededin
  removingM。deChaulnes。
  whoappearedtohaveentirelylost
  hisreasonfromtheroom。
  Theconductofthedukeappearedtouscompletelyoutofplace,
  andhewouldcertainlyhaveansweredforitwithinthewallsof
  theBastille,hadnothisfamilymadegreatintercessionforhim。
  Ontheotherhand,Beaumarchais,whoeagerlyavailedhimselfof
  everyopportunityofwritingmemorials,composedoneonthe
  subjectofhisquarrelwithM。deChaulnes,complainingthata
  greatnoblemanhaddaredtoforcehimselfintohishouse,andlay
  forciblehandsonhim,asthoughhewereathieforafelon。
  The
  wholeofthepamphletwhichrelatedtothisaffairwasadmirably
  written,and,likethe“BarberofSeville,“markedbyastrongly
  sarcasticvein。
  However,thethingfailed,andtheducdela
  Vrilliere,theswornenemyofmenofwitandtalent,caused
  BeaumarchaistobeimmediatelyconfinedwithinFort1’Eveque。
  Sothattheoffendedpartywasmadetosufferthepenaltyof
  theoffence。
  InthesameyearthecomtedeFuentes,ambassadorfromSpainto
  thecourtofLouisXV,tookleaveofus。
  Hewasreplacedbythe
  comted’Aranda,whowasinamannerindisgracewithhisroyal
  master:thisnoblemanarrivedprecededbyahighlyflattering
  reputation。
  Inthefirstplace,hehadjustcompletedthedestruction
  oftheJesuits,andthiswasentitlinghimtonosmallthanksand
  praisesfromencyclopedists。
  Everyoneknowsthosetwolines
  ofVoltaire’s——
  “Arandadansl’Espagneinstruisantlesfideles,
  Al’inquisitionvientderognerlesailes。“
  *
  *“ArandainSpaininstructingthefaithful
  attheInquisitionhasjustclippedwings。“——
  Gutenberged。
  Thesimplicityofcomted’Arandaindemnifiedusinsomedegree
  forthehaughtysuperciliousnessofhispredecessor。
  Althoughno
  longeryoung,hestillpreservedallthetoneandvigorofhis
  mind,andonlythehabitwhichappearedtohavebeenbornwith
  himofreflecting,gavehimaslowandmeasuredtoneinspeaking。
  Hisreservedandembarrassedmannerswerebutill-calculated
  toshowthemanashereallywas,anditrequiredallthe
  advantagesofintimacytoseehiminhistruevalue。
  Youmay
  attachsomuchmorecredittowhatIsayofthisindividual,asI
  canonlyadd,thathewasbynomeansoneofmybestfriends。
  WhenLouisXVheardofthenominationofthecomted’Arandato
  theembassyfromSpaintoFrance,heobservedtome,
  “ThekingofSpaingetsridofhisChoiseulbysendinghimtome。“
  “Thenwhynotfollowsoexcellentanexample,sire?“
  repliedI;“
  andsinceyourChoiseuliswearyofChanteloup,whynotcommand
  himuponsomepoliticalerrandtothecourtofMadrid。“
  “Heavenpreservemefromsuchathing,“exclaimedLouisXV。
  “Such
  amanasheisoughtnevertoquitthekingdom,andIhavebeen
  guiltyofconsiderableoversighttoleavehimthelibertyofso
  doing。
  Buttoreturntocomted’Aranda;hehassomemeritI
  understand;stillIlikenotthatclassofpersonsaroundme;they
  areinexorablecensors,whocondemnalikeeveryactionofmylife。“
  However,nottheking’sgreatestenemycouldhavefoundfault
  withhismannerofpassinghisleisurehours。
  Agreatpartof
  eachdaywasoccupiedinamysteriousmanufactureofcasesfor
  relics,andoneofhis,namedTurpigny,was
  intrustedwiththecommissionofpurchasingoldshrinesand
  reliquaries;hecausedthesacredbones,orwhateverelsethey
  contain,tobetakenoutbyGrandelatz,oneofhisalmoners,
  re-adjusted,andthenreturnedtonewcases。
  Thesereliquaries
  weredistributedbyhimtohisdaughters,oranyladiesofthe
  courtofgreatacknowledgedpiety。
  WhenIheardofthisImentioned
  ittotheking,whowishedatfirsttoconcealthefact;but,as
  hewasnoadeptatfalsehoodordisguise,hewascompelledto
  admitthefact。
  “Itrust,sire,“saidI,“thatyouwillbestowoneofyour
  prettiestandbest-arrangedreliquariesonme。“
  “No,no,“returnedhe,hastily,“thatcannotbe。“
  “Andwhynot?“
  askedI。
  “Because,“answeredhe,“itwouldbesinfulofme。
  Askanything
  elseinmypowertobestow,anditshallbeyours。“
  ThiswasnohypocrisyonthepartofLouisXV,who,spiteofhis
  somewhatirregularmodeoflife,professedtoholdreligionin
  thehighesthonorandesteem;toallthatitproscribedhepaid
  thesubmissionofachild。
  Wehadampleproofsofthisinthe
  sermonspreachedatVersaillesbytheabbedeBeauvais,afterwards
  bishopofSenetz。
  Thisecclesiastic,filledwithaninconsideratezeal,fearednot
  openlytoattackthekinginhispublicdiscourses;heevenwent
  sofarastointerferewithmanythingsofwhichhewasnota
  competentjudge,andwhichbynomeansbelongedtohisjurisdiction:
  infact,therewereamplegroundsforsendingtheabbetothe
  Bastille。
  Thecourtopenlyexpresseditsdissatisfactionatthis
  audacity,andformyownpartIcouldnotavoidevincingthe
  livelychagrinitcausedme。
  Yet,wouldyoubelieveit,LouisXV
  declared,inatonefromwhichtherewasnoappeal,thatthis
  abbehadmerelydonehisduty,andthatthosewhohadbeenless
  scrupulousintheperformanceoftheirs,woulddowelltobe
  silentonthesubject。
  Thiswasnotall;thecardinaldela
  RocheAymon,hisgrandalmoner,refusedtosanctionthenomination
  ofM。deBeauvaistothebishopric,underthepretextofhisnotbeing
  noblydescended。
  M。deBeyons,bishopofCarcassone,aprelateofirreproachable
  character,wasdeeplydistressedtofindthatthewantofbirth
  wouldexcludeM。deBeauvaisfromthedignitiesofhisholy
  profession。
  Hewenttodiscussthematterwiththegrandalmoner,
  whoagainadvancedhisfavoritepleaforexcludingM。deBeauvais。
  “My
  lord,“repliedM。deBeyons,“ifIbelievedthatnobilityof
  descentwerethechiefrequisiteforouradvancementinour
  blessedcalling,Iwouldtramplemycrosierunderfoot,and
  renounceforeverallchurchdignities。“
  M。deBeyonssoughttheking,andloudlycomplainedtohimof
  theinfatuationandobstinacyofM。delaRocheAymon。
  LouisXV
  howevercommandedthatM。deBeauvaisshouldbeappointedto
  thefirstvacantsee,andwhenthegrandalmonerrepeatedhis
  objectionstothepreferment,thekinganswered,“Monsieurle
  cardinal,inthedaysofourblessedSaviourtheapostleshadno
  needtopresenttheirgenealogicaltree,dulywitnessedand
  attested。
  ItismypleasuretomakeM。deBeauvaisabishop;
  letthatendthediscussionofthematter。“
  Thecommandwastooperemptorytoadmitofanycoursebut
  instantandentiresubmission。