Themarchionessgavetheseanecdoteswithagrace
andtalentpeculiarlyherown;andIsometimesimaginedthat
someofthemanyshefavoreduswithhadperhapstakenplacein
amorerecentperiodthanthatsheassignedtothem;andthat,
inordertodivertoursuspicionsastowhoweretherealactors,
shefrequentlysubstitutedtheforwhatshouldhavebeen
withmorecorrectnessthetime。
Withmannersso
calculatedtowin,shecouldnotfailbeingadelightfulcompanion,
altho’inmyheartIcouldnothelpgivingthepreferencetothe
societyofthemarechaledeMirepoix。
Besides,thepreferenceevincedbythisladyinsogenerously
separatingherselffromallherfamily,inordertoattachherself
tome,wasnotwithoutitsfullvalueinmyeyes。
Iknewmyself
tobegenerallydislikedbyherbrotherandsister-in-law,the
princeandprincessedeBeauvau,thelatterofwhomwassecretly
themistressoftheducdeChoiseul,overwhomsheexercisedan
equalempirewiththeduchessedeGrammont,andIwaseveryday
theobjectofsomefreshattackontheirpart。
Iusedsometimes
tocomplainofthistothemarechale。
“Mydearfriend,“shewould
reply,“Iamsorry,butcannothelpit;inthemidstoftimessuch
aswelivein,andinsuchacourttoo,theprincedeBeauvau
aspirestobeanobleRoman,andwouldfainbetheCatoofhis
countryatleast。
WhenIrecommendtohimagreaterdegreeof
prudence,hetalkstomeofvirtue,astho’atVersaillesduty
didnotconsistinimplicitobediencetothewishesofourroyal
master;eitherobedienceorabsencefromcourtisthegoldenrule
laiddown,fromwhichnonedaredeviate。
Astomysister-in-law
sheaimsattheheroiclikewise,althohermodelsareformedfrom
anotherschool;infact,shehasporedovertheromancesofCyrus。
Cassander,andClelia,tillsheishalfbewildered,andholdsforth
uponthevirtuesofthesefamousheroines,tillIamfrequently
uponthepointofexclaiming,“Ah,mydear,itisallveryfine;
butCleliaandMandanewouldnothavesharedtheirbedwith
theducdeChoiseul。“
Bytheselivelysalliesthemarechalesucceededindivertingmy
angerfromherrelations,andIgenerallyforgotmyresentment
inaheartyfitoflaughter,broughtonbyhersprightly
conversation。
Ifoundmyselfbecomingdailymoreattachedto
her,andherpresencehelpedtoconsolemeforthemanyvexations
Icontinuallyencountered。
ThegreatestdisagreeablenessIencounteredwasoccasionedbythe
capriciousbehavioroftheprincesses,whosometimesreceivedme
withpleasureandatothersevincedadispositiontoannoymein
everypossibleway,accordingasitsuitedthewhimsandwishes
ofthoseaboutthem。
Thefollowingmayserveasaninstanceof
theirversatility。
TheprincedeCondehavingannouncedhisintentionofgivinga
grandfeteatChantilly,theprincessesdeclaredtheywouldnot
bepresentifIwerethere。
TheprincedeConde,spiteofhis
claimstothecharacterofagreatman,wasneverthelessoneof
themostsubtlecourtiers;andassoonashewasinformedofthe
princesses’intention,hecame,withoutceremony,toexplainthe
mattertome。
Thiswasthefirstvisithehadhonoredmewith。
“Madame,“saidhe,“Ihadflatteredmyselfyouwouldhaveembellished
Chantillywithyourpresence;butthebeautiesofthecourt,too
justlyalarmedattheideaofbeingeclipsedbyyourdazzling
charms,havesosuccessfullymanoeuvred,thattheyhavewrought
upontheroyaldaughtersofouraugustmonarchtodeclare,that
thebeautyoftheirattendingnymphsshallnotbeeffacedbyyours。
Youhavetoomuchgoodsensetoseetheaffairinanybutitstrue
light;andthedisappointmentyourabsencewillinflictonmewould
betoocruellyfeltforendurance,didInotseektopacifymy
anxiouswishesonthesubject,byobtainingyourpromisetopay
meavisitwhenthekingnexthonorsChantillywithhispresence。“
Ifeltdeeplyflatteredbytheinvitation。
Theprincecontinued
topaymeseveralelegantandgallantcompliments;andIwas,
uponthewhole,charmedwithourinterview。
However,theking
washighlydispleasedwithhisdaughters’proceedings。
“Ihave
agreatinclination,“saidhe,“toforbidtheirgoingtoChantillyat
all。
Uponmyword,ifIweretolistentothem,theywouldfain
makeofmethesamepuppettheyallowthemselvestobecomein
thehandsofthegreatestsimpletonwhowilltakethetroubleof
leadingthem。“
Iendeavoredtoappeasehisanger,byremindinghim,thathecould
notexpectperfectionfromhisdaughters;andthat,forcedasthey
weretohearmecontinuallyspokenillofbymyenemies,itwas
nexttoimpossibletheyshouldbeabletopreventthemselvesfrom
adoptingtheopinionofthosearoundthem。
“Andthat,“saidhe,
“iswhatIprincipallyfindfaultwith。
Whathavetheytodowith
apingthetoneofthoseaboutthem;andwhatpointoftheirduty
teachesthemtodetestthosewhomIlove?
Iwilltakecaretolet
themknowmydispleasure。“
Allmyendeavorswereinvain;Icouldobtainnochangeofhis
purpose;and,summoningthearchbishopdeSenlis,hespoketo
himinamannerthatplainlyevincedhisintentionofmakinghim
responsiblefortheactionsoftheprincesses。
PoorM。de
Roquelaurecalledallthesaintsinparadisetowitnesshisinnocence。
“Silence,sir,“exclaimedtheking,“Iamperfectlycertainthis
affairhasnotgoneonwithoutyourknowledgeandprobable
participation。
Iknowyouwellforapersondevotedtothe
ladies,asagay,gallantgentlemanneedbe:Iknowlikewise
thatyouexpendtherevenuesofyourbishopricandlivingsupon
theprettiestgirlsofParis;thusIcanhardlysupposeyouwould
havecounselledmydaughters’conduct。
No,Iblamethosewicked
andvindictivescandal-mongers,whoseageistheironlyprotection,
andthoseintriguingmenwhobesetmydaughters’ears。“
“Sire,“protestedthetremblingbishop,“Ientreatyoutobelieve
Iaminnocentofthewholeaffair。“
“Sir,“interruptedtheking,“Iknowwellthatyouareasgooda
courtierasaprelate,butstillIbelieveyoumerelyapeyour
betters;andfarfromentertaininganypersonaldisliketothe
comtesseduBarry,youwouldnotobjecttoreceiveeitherthe
archbishopricofd’AlbiorSensfromherhands,weretheyinher
powertobestow。“
Theconversationwentoninthisstyleformorethanhalfan
hour。
Theking,whohadamusedhimselfhighlyattheterrorof
thebishop,leftoffinexcellenthumor。
ThisinterviewhadnotbeenproductiveofequalamusementtoM。
deRoquelaure,whoseself-lovehadbeendeeplyhumbledbythe
wayinwhichthekinghadspoken。
Nosoonerdidhefeelhimself
atliberty,thanhehastenedtocommunicatetotheprincessesthe
violentdispleasuretheyhadexcited;andtheseladies,sobrave
anddaringwhilsttheirfatherappearedtooffernoshowof
authorityoranger,durstproceednofurtherwhentheyheardof
hisseriouslydisapprovingofit;andtheyfeltthefull
inconsistencyoftheirconduct,infirstadmittingmeintotheir
presence,andthenrefusingtomeetmeatanyotherplace。
The
consequenceoftheirdeliberationuponthesubjectwastodepute
thebishopdeSenlistocalluponme。
Thisaccommodatingprelate
dischargedhismissionwiththeutmostamenity,presentingme
withtheunitedcomplimentsoftheroyalsisters,whoalljoined
inrequestingthepleasureofmeetingmeatChantilly。
Hadnot
theprincedeCondeheldouttheflatteringprospectofgiving
meafetewhollytomyself,inallprobabilityIshouldhave
profitedbytheirinvitation;butknowingofthesecretintention
oftheprince,Ireturnedforanswer,“thatitwassufficiently
flatteringandgratifyingtome,tofindthatIstillpreserved
anyportionoftheprincesses’kindfavor,butthatIwas
abundantlyhonoredbytheintimationofmypresence
beingagreeable。
Nevertheless,asIhadgoodauthorityfor
conjecturingthatitmightnotbeequallysotomanyofthe
ladiesoftheircourt,Ishouldabstainfromgivingoffenceto
anyonebymypresence。“
“Ah,madame,,,criedM。deRoquelaure,“Ientreatofyounotto
insistuponmycarryingthelatterpartofthismessagetothe
princesses,theywouldbesomuchgrieved。“
“Well,then,sir,“saidI,“tellthemthatIamindisposed,and
thatthestateofmyhealthwilldetainmeatVersailles。“
’Thatindeed,“saidhe,“isamorerespectfulmessage;and
furtherIwouldventuretoaskofyourgoodness,thatsinceit
isnotyourpleasuretohonorChantillywithyourpresence,that
youwillhavethekindnesstomentionintheproperquarter,that
farfrommyroyalladiesopposinganyobstacletoyourgoing,
theywouldhavebeenmuchdelightedwithyourpresencethere。“
“Beassured,sir,“answeredI,“thatIshalleverfeelproudand
honoredbytheprincesses’notice;andIwilltakecarethatthe
faithfulaccountofalltheirgraciouscondescensionshallbe
faithfullyandloudlyreported。“
Thebishopdepartedmuchpleasedwiththesuccessof
hisnegotiation;and,aboveall,withtheagreeableturn
theaffairhadtaken。
WhenInextsawtheking,Isaidtohim,“Yourdaughters,sire,
areasamiableasyouwouldhavethem;theyhavebeeninformed
thatsomeevildisposedpersonshaveasserted,thattheyhad
prohibitedmybeingofthepartytoChantilly;andinorderto
testifyhowdifferentlythey
weredisposedtowardsme,they
despatchedthebishopdeSenlis。“
“Amostfitpersontobeintrustedwithsuchacommission,“
repliedtheking;“forIhave,ineveryinstance,endeavoredto
justifythewishesofthisholypillarofthechurch,thisworthy
prelatewithhisdouble-facedpoliteness,towardsthosewhom
heopenlycompliments,andrevilesinprivate,justashisinterest
mayrequireit。
Well!
andwhatdidyousaytohim?“