首页 >出版文学> Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions>第71章
  Thewitchessailedgallantlythroughthetempesttheyhadraised,andlandingonthecoastofScotland,tooktheirsievesintheirhands,andmarchedoninprocessiontothehauntedkirkofNorthBerwick,wherethedevilhadresolvedtoholdapreaching。GellieDuncan,themusicianoftheparty,trippedonbefore,playingonherJew’sharp,andsinging,“Cummer,goyebefore,Cummer,goye;
  Gifyewillnotgobefore,Cummer,letme!“
  Arrivedatthekirk,theypacedarounditwithershins,thatis,inreverseoftheapparentmotionofthesun。Dr。Fianthenblewintothekey-holeofthedoor,whichopenedimmediately,andallthewitchesentered。Asitwaspitchdark,Fianblewwithhismouthuponthecandles,whichimmediatelylighted,andthedevilwasseenoccupyingthepulpit。Hewasattiredinablackgownandhat,andthewitchessalutedhim,bycrying,“Allhail,master!“Hisbodywashard,likeiron;hisfaceterrible;hisnose,likethebeakofaneagle;hehadgreatburningeyes;hishandsandlegswerehairy;andhehadlongclawsuponhishandsandfeet,andspakewithanexceedinglygruffvoice。Beforecommencinghissermon,hecalledoverthenamesofhiscongregation,demandingwhethertheyhadbeengoodservants,andwhatsuccesshadattendedtheiroperationsagainstthelifeoftheKingandhisbride。
  GrayMeill,acrazyoldwarlock,whoactedasbeadleordoorkeeper,wassillyenoughtoanswer,“thatnothingailedtheKingyet,Godbethanked;“uponwhichthedevil,inarage,steppeddownfromthepulpit,andboxedhisearsforhim。Hethenremounted,andcommencedthepreaching,commandingthemtobedutifulservantstohim,anddoalltheeviltheycould。EuphemiaMacalzeanandAgnesSampson,bolderthantherest,askedhimwhetherhehadbroughttheimageorpictureofKingJames,thattheymight,byprickingit,causepainsanddiseasestofalluponhim。“Thefatheroflies“spoketruthforonce,andconfessedthathehadforgottenit;uponwhichEuphemiaMacalzeanupbraidedhimloudlyforhiscarelessness。Thedevil,however,tookitallingoodpart,althoughAgnesSampsonandseveralotherwomenletloosetheirtonguesathimimmediately。Whentheyhaddonescolding,heinvitedthemalltoagrandentertainment。Anewlyburiedcorpsewasdugup,anddividedamongthem,whichwasalltheyhadinthewayofedibles。Hewasmoreliberalinthematterofdrink,andgavethemsomuchexcellentwinethattheysoonbecamejolly。
  GellieDuncanthenplayedtheoldtuneuponhertrump,andthedevilhimselfledoffthedancewithEuphemiaMacalzean。Thustheykeptupthesporttillthecockcrew。
  AgnesSampson,thewisewomanofKeith,asshewascalled,addedsomeotherparticularsinherconfession。Shestated,thatonapreviousoccasion,shehadraisedanawfultempestinthesea,bythrowingacatintoit,withfourjointsofmentiedtoitsfeet。Shesaidalso,thatontheirgrandattempttodrownKingJames,theydidnotmeetwiththedevilaftercruisingabout,butthathehadaccompaniedthemfromthefirst,andthatshehadseenhimdimlyinthedistance,rollinghimselfbeforethemoverthegreatwaves,inshapeandsizenotunlikeahugehaystack。Theymetwithaforeignshiprichlyladenwithwinesandothergoodthings,whichtheyboarded,andsunkaftertheyhaddrunkallthewine,andmadethemselvesquitemerry。
  SomeofthesedisclosuresweretoomuchevenfortheabundantfaithofKingJames,andhemorethanonceexclaimed,thatthewitcheswereliketheirmaster,“extremelyars。“Buttheyconfessedmanyotherthingsofalesspreposterousnature,andofwhichtheywere,nodoubt,reallyguilty。AgnesSampsonsaidshewastohavetakentheKing’slifebyanointinghislinenwithastrongpoison。GellieDuncanusedtothreatenherneighboursbysayingshewouldsendthedevilafterthem;andmanypersonsofweakermindsthanusualwerefrightenedintofitsbyher,andrenderedsubjecttothemfortheremainderoftheirlives。Dr。Finnalsomadenoscrupleinaidingandabettingmurder,andwouldridanypersonofanenemybymeansofpoison,whocouldpayhimhisfeeforit。EuphemiaMacalzeanalsowasfarfrombeingpure。ThereisnodoubtthatshemeditatedtheKing’sdeath,andusedsuchmeanstocompassitasthesuperstitionoftheagedirected。ShewasadevotedpartizanofBothwell,whowasaccusedbymanyofthewitchesashavingconsultedthemontheperiodoftheKing’sdeath。Theywereallfoundguilty,andsentencedtobehangedandburned。BarbaraNapier,thoughfoundguiltyuponothercounts,wasacquitteduponthechargeofhavingbeenpresentatthegreatwitch-meetinginBerwickkirk。TheKingwashighlydispleased,andthreatenedtohavethejuryindictedforawilfulerroruponanassize。Theyaccordinglyreconsideredtheirverdict,andthrewthemselvesupontheKing’smercyforthefaulttheyhadcommitted。
  Jameswassatisfied,andBarbaraNapierwashangedalongwithGellieDuncan,AgnesSampson,Dr。Fian,andfive-and-twentyothers。EuphemiaMacalzeanmetaharderfate。HerconnexionwiththeboldandobnoxiousBothwell,andhershareinpoisoningoneortwoindividualswhohadstoodinherway,werethoughtdeservingoftheseverestpunishmentthelawcouldinflict。Insteadoftheordinarysentence,directingthecriminaltobefirststrangledandthenburned,thewretchedwomanwasdoomed“tobeboundtoastake,andburnedinashes,quicktothedeath。“Thiscruelsentencewasexecutedonthe25thofJune1591。
  ThesetrialshadthemostperniciousconsequencesalloverScotland。Thelairdsandministersintheirdistricts,armedwithduepowerfromtheprivycouncil,triedandcondemnedoldwomenafterthemostsummaryfashion。ThosewhostillclungtotheancientfaithofRomeweretheseverestsufferers,asitwasthought,afterthedisclosuresofthefierceenmitybornebythedeviltowardsaProtestantKingandhisProtestantwife,thatalltheCatholicswereleaguedwiththepowersofeviltoworkwoeontherealmofScotland。
  Uponaverymoderatecalculation,itispresumedthatfromthepassingoftheactofQueenMarytilltheaccessionofJamestothethroneofEngland,aperiodofthirty-nineyears,theaveragenumberofexecutionsforwitchcraftinScotlandwastwohundredannually,orupwardsofseventeenthousandaltogether。Forthefirstnineyearsthenumberwasnotonequartersogreat;buttowardstheyears1590to1593,thenumbermusthavebeenmorethanfourhundred。Thecaselastcitedwasoneofanextraordinarycharacter。ThegeneralaspectofthetrialswillbebetterseenfromthatofIsabelGowdie,which,asitwouldbebothwearisomeanddisgustingtogothroughthemall,iscitedasafairspecimen,althoughittookplaceatadatesomewhatlaterthanthereignofJames。Thiswoman,weariedofherlifebythepersecutionsofherneighbours,voluntarilygaveherselfuptojustice,andmadeaconfession,embodyingthewholewitch-creedoftheperiod。Shewasundoubtedlyamonomaniacofthemostextraordinarykind。Shesaidthatshedeservedtobestretcheduponanironrack,andthathercrimescouldneverbeatonedfor,evenifsheweretobedrawnasunderbywildhorses。Shenamedalonglistofherassociates,includingnearlyfiftywomenandafewwarlocks。Theydugupthegravesofunchristenedinfants,whoselimbswereserviceableintheirenchantments。Whentheywantedtodestroythecropsofanenemy,theyyokedtoadstohisplough,andonthefollowingnightSatanhimselfploughedthelandwithhisteam,andblasteditfortheseason。Thewitcheshadpowertoassumealmostanyshape;buttheygenerallychoseeitherthatofacatorahare,oftenestthelatter。Isabelsaid,thatononeoccasion,whenshewasinthisdisguise,shewassorepressedbyapackofhounds,andhadaverynarrowescapewithherlife。Shereachedherowndooratlast,feelingthehotbreathofthepursuingdogsatherhaunches。Shemanaged,however,tohideherselfbehindachest,andgottimetopronouncethemagicwordsthatcouldalonerestorehertoherpropershape。Theywere:——
  “Hare!hare!
  Godsendtheecare!
  Iaminahare’slikenessnow;
  ButIshallbeawomane’ennow!
  Hare!hare!
  Godsendtheecare!“
  Ifwitches,wheninthisshape,werebittenbythedogs,theyalwaysretainedthemarksintheirhumanform;butshehadneverheardthatanywitchhadbeenbittentodeath。Whenthedevilappointedanygeneralmeetingofthewitches,thecustomwasthattheyshouldproceedthroughtheairmountedonbroomsticks,oroncornorbean-straws,pronouncingastheywent:——
  “Horseandpartook,horseandgo,Horseandpellats,ho!ho!ho!“
  Theygenerallyleftbehindthemabroom,orathree-leggedstool,which,whenplacedintheirbedsanddulycharmed,assumedthehumanshapetilltheirreturn。Thiswasdonethattheneighhoursmightnotknowwhentheywereabsent。
  Sheadded,thatthedevilfurnishedhisfavouritewitcheswithservantimpstoattenduponthem。Theseimpswerecalled“TheRoaringLion,““ThiefofHell,““Wait-upon-Herself,““RantingRoarer,“
  “Care-for-Naught,“&c。andwereknownbytheirliveries,whichweregenerallyyellow,sad-dun,sea-green,pea-green,orgrass-green。Satannevercalledthewitchesbythenamestheyhadreceivedatbaptism;
  neitherweretheyallowed,inhispresence,sotodesignateeachother。Suchabreachoftheinfernaletiquetteassuredlydrewdownhismostseveredispleasure。Butassomedesignationwasnecessary,here-baptizedthemintheirownbloodbythenamesof“Able-and-Stout,“
  “Over-the-dike-with-it,““Raise-the-wind,““Pickle-nearest-the-wind,“
  “Batter-them-down-Maggy,““Blow-Kale,“andsuchlike。Thedevilhimselfwasnotveryparticularwhatnametheycalledhimsothatitwasnot“BlackJohn。“Ifanywitchwasunthinkingenoughtoutterthesewords,hewouldrushoutuponher,andbeatandbuffetherunmercifully,ortearherfleshwithawool-card。Othernameshedidnotcareabout;andoncegaveinstructionstoanotedwarlockthatwheneverhewantedhisaid,hewastostrikethegroundthreetimesandexclaim,“Riseup,foulthief!“
  Uponthisconfessionmanypersonswereexecuted。Sostrongwasthepopularfeeling,thatnooneonceaccusedofwitchcraftwasacquitted;
  atleast,acquittalsdidnotaverageoneinahundredtrials。
  Witch-finding,orwitch-prickingbecameatrade,andasetofmercenaryvagabondsroamedaboutthecountry,providedwithlongpinstorunintothefleshofsupposedcriminals。Itwasnounusualthingthen,norisitnow,thatinagedpersonsthereshouldbesomespotonthebodytotallydevoidoffeeling。Itwastheobjectofthewitchprickertodiscoverthisspot,andtheunhappywightwhodidnotbleedwhenprickeduponit,wasdoomedtothedeath。Ifnotimmediatelycastintoprison,herlifewasrenderedmiserablebythepersecutionofherneighbours。Itisrecordedofmanypoorwomen,thattheannoyancestheyenduredinthiswayweresoexcessive,thattheypreferreddeath。SirGeorgeMackenzie,theLordAdvocate,atthetimewhenwitch-trialsweresofrequent,andhimselfadevoutbelieverinthecrime,relates,inhis“CriminalLaw,“firstpublishedin1678,someremarkableinstancesofit。Hesays,“Iwent,whenIwasajustice-depute,toexaminesomewomenwhohadconfessedjudicially: