Afterthefallofthecurtain,Mr。Leigh,withanothergentleman,againspoke,complainingbitterlyoftheintroductionoftheprize-fighters,andexhortingthepublicnevertogivein。Mr。Kemblewasagaincalledforward;butwhenhecame,thefulltideofdiscordransostronglyagainsthimthat,beingtotallyunabletostemit,hewithdrew。EachmanseemedtoshoutasifhehadbeenaStentor;andwhenhislungswerewearied,tooktohisfeetandstamped,tillalltheblackcoatsinhisvicinitybecamegreywithdust。Atlasttheaudienceweretiredout,andthetheatrewasclosedbeforeeleveno’clock。
Fifthnight——TheplaywasColeman’samusingcomedyof“JohnBull。“Therewasnodiminutionoftheuproar。Everynoteonthediapasonofdiscordwasrunthrough。Theprize-fighters,orhititesastheywerecalled,musteredinconsiderablenumbers,andthebattlesbetweenthemandthepititeswerefierceandmany。Itwasnow,forthefirsttime,thatthelettersO。P。cameintogeneraluseasanabbreviationoftheaccustomedwatchwordofoldprices。Severalplacardswerethusinscribed;and,asbrevityissodesirableinshouting,themobadoptedtheemendation。Asusual,themanagerwascalledfor。Aftersomedelayhecameforward,andwaslistenedtowithconsiderablepatience。Herepeated,inrespectfulterms,thegreatlossthatwouldbeoccasionedtotheproprietorsbyareturntotheoldprices,andofferedtosubmitastatementoftheiraccountstotheeminentlawyers,SirVicaryGibbsandSirThomasPlumer;theeminentmerchants,SirFrancisBaringandMr。Angerstein;andMr。Whitmore,theGovernoroftheBankofEngland。Bytheirdecisionastothepossibilityofcarryingonthetheatreattheoldprices,hewouldconsenttobegoverned,andhehopedthepublicwoulddothesame。
Thisreasonablepropositionwasscoutedimmediately。Noteventhehighandreputablenameshehadmentionedwerethoughttoaffordanyguaranteeforimpartiality。Thepititesweretoowrong-headedtoabateoneiotaoftheirpretensions;andtheyhadbeentoomuchinsultedbytheprize-fightersinthemanager’spay,toshowanyconsiderationforhim,oragreetoanytermshemightpropose。Theywantedfullacquiescence,andnothingless。Thustheconferencebrokeoff,andthemanagerretiredamidastormofhisses。
AnIrishgentleman,namedO’Reilly,thenstoodupinoneoftheboxes。WithtrueIrishgallantry,hecametotherescueofanill-usedlady。HesaidhewasdisgustedattheattacksmadeuponMadameCatalani,thefinestsingerintheworld,andaladyinestimableinprivatelife。Itwasunjust,unmanly,andun-Englishtomaketheinnocentsufferfortheguilty;andhehopedthisblotwouldbenolongerallowedtostainafaircause。Astothequarrelwiththemanager,herecommendedthemtopersevere。Theywerenotonlywrongedbyhisincreasedprices,butinsultedbyhisboxers,andhehoped,thatbeforetheyhaddonewithhim,theywouldteachhimalessonhewouldnotsoonforget。ThegallantHiberniansoonbecameafavourite,andsatdownamidloudcheers。
Sixthnight-Nosignsofacessationofhostilitiesontheoneside,orofareturntotheoldpricesontheother。Theplaygoersseemedtogrowmoreunitedasthemanagersgrewmoreobstinate。Theactorshadbyfarthebesttimeofit;fortheyweresparednearlyallthelabouroftheirparts,andmerelystruttedonthestagetoseehowmatterswenton,andthenstruttedoffagain。NotwithstandingtheremonstranceofMr。O’Reillyonthepreviousnight,numerousplacardsreflectinguponMadameCatalaniwereexhibited。Onewasinscribedwiththefollowingdoggrel:-
“Seventeenthousanda-yeargoespat,ToKemble,hissister,andMadameCat。“
Onanotherwasdisplayed,inlargeletters,“Nocompromise,oldprices,andnativetalent!“Someofthesewerestuckagainstthefrontoftheboxes,andotherswerehoistedfromthepitonlongpoles。Thefollowingspecimenswillsufficetoshowthespiritofthem;wittheyhadnone,orhumoureither,althoughwhentheyweresuccessivelyexhibited,theyelicitedroarsoflaughter:——
“JohnKemblealoneisthecauseofthisriot;
Whenhelowershisprices,JohnBullwillbequiet。“
“JohnKemblebedamn’d,Wewillnotbecramm’d。“
“SquireKembleBeginstotremble。“
Thecurtainfellasearlyasnineo’clock,whentherebeingloudcallsforMr。Kemble,hestoodforward。HeannouncedthatMadameCatalani,againstwhomsounjustifiableaprejudicehadbeenexcited,hadthrownupherengagementratherthanstandinthewayofanyaccommodationofexistingdifferences。Thisannouncementwasreceivedwithgreatapplause。Mr。Kemblethenwentontovindicatehimselfandco-proprietorsfromthechargeofdespisingpublicopinion。Noassertion,heassuredthem,couldbemoreunjust。Theyweresincerelyanxioustobringtheseunhappydifferencestoaclose,andhethoughthehadactedinthemostfairandreasonablemannerinofferingtosubmittheaccountstoanimpartialcommittee,whosedecision,andthegroundsforit,shouldbefullypromulgated。Thisspeechwasreceivedwithcheering,butinterruptedattheclosebysomeindividuals,whoobjectedtoanycommitteeofthemanager’snomination。Thisledtoarenewaloftheuproar,anditwassometimebeforesilencecouldbeobtained。When,atlast,hewasabletomakehimselfheard,hegavenotice,thatuntilthedecisionofthecommitteehadbeendrawnup,thetheatreshouldremainclosed。Immediatelyeverypersoninthepitstoodup,andalongshoutoftriumphresoundedthroughthehouse,whichwasheardattheextremityofBowStreet。Asifthisresulthadbeenanticipated,aplacardwasatthesamemomenthoisted,inscribed,“HereliesthebodyofNEWPRICE,anuglybratandbaseborn,whoexpiredonthe23rdofSeptember1809,agedsixdays——Requiescatinpace!“
Mr。Kemblethenretired,andthepititesflunguptheirhatsintheair,orsprangoverthebenches,shoutingandhallooingintheexuberanceoftheirjoy;andthusendedthefirstactofthispopularfarce。
Thecommitteeultimatelychosendifferedfromthatfirstnamed,AldermanSirCharlesPrice,Bart。andMr。Silvester,theRecorderofLondon,beingsubstitutedforSirFrancisBaringandSirVicaryGibbs。
Inafewdaystheyhadexaminedthemultitudinousdocumentsofthetheatre,andagreedtoareportwhichwaspublishedinallthenewspapers,andotherwisedistributed。Theystatedtheaverageprofitsofthesixprecedingyearsat6and3/8percent,beingonly1and3/8
percent。beyondthelegalinterestofmoney,torecompensetheproprietorsforalltheircareandenterprise。Underthenewpricestheywouldreceive3and1/2percent。profit;butiftheyreturnedtotheoldprices,theywouldsufferalossoffifteenshillingspercent。upontheircapital。Underthesecircumstances,theycoulddonootherthanrecommendtheproprietorstocontinuethenewprices。
Thisreportgavenosatisfaction。Itcertainlyconvincedthereasonable,butthey,unfortunately,wereinaminorityofonetoten。
Themanagers,disregardingtheoutcrythatitexcited,advertisedtherecommencementoftheperformancesforWednesdaythe4thofOctoberfollowing。Theyendeavouredtopackthehousewiththeirfriends,butthesturdyO。P。menwereonthealert,andcongregatedinthepitingreatnumbers。Theplaywas“TheBeggar’sOpera,“but,asonformeroccasions,itwaswhollyinaudible。Thenoisesweresystematicallyarranged,andtheactors,seeinghowuselessitwastostruggleagainstthepopularfeeling,hurriedovertheirpartsasquicklyastheycould,andthecurtainfellshortlyafternineo’clock。Oncemorethemanageressayedthedifficulttaskofconvincingmadnessbyappealingtoreason。Assoonasthedinoftherattlesandpost-hornswouldpermithimtospeak,hesaid,hewouldthrowhimselfonthefairnessofthemostenlightenedmetropolisintheworld。Hewassure,howeverstronglytheymightfeeluponthesubject,theywouldnotbeaccessorytotheruinofthetheatre,byinsistinguponareturntotheformerprices。NotwithstandingthelittlesophehadthrownouttofeedthevanityofthisroaringCerberus,theonlyanswerhereceivedwasarenewalofthenoise,intermingledwithshoutsof“Hoax!hoax!
imposition!“Mr。O’Reilly,thegallantfriendofMadameCatalani,afterwardsaddressedthepit,andsaidnoreliancecouldbeplacedonthereportofthecommittee。Theprofitsofthetheatrewereevidentlygreat:theyhadsavedtheheavysalaryofMadameCatalani;andbyshuttingoutthepublicfromalltheboxesbutthepigeon-holes,theymadelargesums。Thefirstandsecondtierswereletathighrentstonotoriouscourtesans,severalofwhomhethensawinthehouse;anditwasclearthatthemanagerspreferredalargerevenuefromthisimpuresourcetothereasonableprofitstheywouldreceivefromrespectablepeople。Loudcheersgreetedthisspeech;everyeyewasturnedtowardstheboxes,andthefewladiesinthemimmediatelywithdrew。Atthesamemoment,someinveteratepititehoistedalargeplacard,onwhichwasinscribed,“WeladsofthepitWillneversubmit。“
Severalotherswereintroduced。OneofthemwasacaricaturelikenessofMr。Kemble,asking,“Whatdoyouwant?“withapititereplying,“Theoldprices,andnopigeon-holes!“Othersmerelyborethedrawingofalargekey,inallusiontoanotorioushouseintheneighbourhood,thedenizensofwhichweresaidtobegreatfrequentersoftheprivateboxes。Theseappearedtogivethemanagersmoreannoyancethanalltherest,andtheprize-fightersmadevigorousattacksupontheholdersofthem。Severalpersonswere,onthisnight,andindeednearlyeverynight,takenintocustody,andlockedupinthewatchhouse。Ontheirappearancethefollowingmorning,theyweregenerallyheldtobailinconsiderablesumstokeepthepeace。Thisproceedinggreatlyaugmentedtheanimosityofthepit。
Itwouldbeuselesstodetailthescenesofconfusionwhichfollowednightafternight。Foraboutthreeweeksthewarcontinuedwithunabatedfury。Itscharacteristicswerenearlyalwaysthesame。
Inventionwasrackedtodiscovernewnoises,anditwasthoughtahappyideawhenonefellowgotintothegallerywithadustman’sbell,andrangitfuriously。Dogswerealsobroughtintotheboxes,toaddtheirsweetvoicestothegeneraluproar。Theanimalsseemedtojoininitconamore,andonenightalargemastiffgrowledandbarkedsoloudly,astodrawdownuponhisexertionsthreecheersfromthegratifiedpitites。
Sostrongdidthepopularenthusiasmruninfavouroftherow,thatwell-dressedladiesappearedintheboxeswiththelettersO。P。
ontheirbonnets。O。P。hatsforthegentlemenwerestillmorecommon,andsomeweresozealousinthecause,astosportwaistcoatswithanOembroideredupononeflapandaPontheother。O。P。toothpickswerealsoinfashion;andgentlemenandladiescarriedO。P。handkerchiefs,whichtheywavedtriumphantlywhenevertherowwasunusuallydeafening。ThelattersuggestedtheideaofO。P。flags,whichwereoccasionallyunfurledfromthegallerytothelengthofadozenfeet。
Sometimesthefirstpartofthenight’sperformanceswerelistenedtowithcomparativepatience,amajorityofthemanager’sfriendsbeinginpossessionofthehouse。Butassoonasthehalf-pricecommenced,therowbeganagaininallitspristineglory。Atthefallofthecurtainitsoonbecamecustomarytosing“GodsavetheKing,“thewholeoftheO。P。’sjoininginloyalchorus。Sometimesthiswasfollowedby“RuleBritannia;“and,ontwoorthreeoccasions,byaparodyofthenationalanthem,whichexcitedgreatlaughter。Aversemaynotbeuninterestingasaspecimen。
“OJohnnyBull,betrue,Confoundthepricesnew,Andmakethemfall!
CurseKemble’spolitics,Frustratehisknavishtricks,Ontheeourhopeswefix,T’upsetthemall!“