首页 >出版文学> Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions>第39章
  Thephrasewasutteredquickly,andwithasharpsounduponthefirstandlastwords,leavingthemiddleonelittlemorethananaspiration。
  Likeallitscompeerswhichhadbeenextensivelypopular,itwasapplicabletoalmosteveryvarietyofcircumstance。Theloversofaplainanswertoaplainquestiondidnotlikeitatall。Insolencemadeuseofittogiveoffence;ignorance,toavoidexposingitself;
  andwaggery,tocreatelaughter。Everynewcomerintoanalehousetap-roomwasaskedunceremoniously,“Whoareyou?“andifhelookedfoolish,scratchedhishead,anddidnotknowwhattoreply,shoutsofboisterousmerrimentresoundedoneveryside。Anauthoritativedisputantwasnotunfrequentlyputdown,andpresumptionofeverykindcheckedbythesamequery。Whenitspopularitywasatitsheight,agentleman,feelingthehandofathiefinhispocket,turnedsuddenlyround,andcaughthimintheact,exclaiming,“Whoareyou?“Themobwhichgatheredroundapplaudedtotheveryecho,andthoughtitthemostcapitaljoketheyhadeverheard——theveryacmeofwit——theveryessenceofhumour。Anothercircumstance,ofasimilarkind,gaveanadditionalfilliptothephrase,andinfusednewlifeandvigourintoit,justasitwasdyingaway。Thesceneoccurredinthechiefcriminalcourtofthekingdom。Aprisonerstoodatthebar;theoffencewithwhichhehadbeenchargedwasclearlyprovedagainsthim;
  hiscounselhadbeenheard,notinhisdefence,butinextenuation,insistinguponhispreviousgoodlifeandcharacter,asreasonsforthelenityofthecourt。“Andwhereareyourwitnesses?“inquiredthelearnedjudgewhopresided。“Pleaseyou,myLord,Iknowstheprisoneratthebar,andamorehonesterfellerneverbreathed,“saidaroughvoiceinthegallery。Theofficersofthecourtlookedaghast,andthestrangerstitteredwithill-suppressedlaughter。“Whoareyou?“saidtheJudge,lookingsuddenlyup,butwithimperturbablegravity。Thecourtwasconvulsed;thetitterbrokeoutintoalaugh,anditwasseveralminutesbeforesilenceanddecorumcouldberestored。WhentheUshersrecoveredtheirself-possession,theymadediligentsearchfortheprofanetransgressor;buthewasnottobefound。Nobodyknewhim;
  nobodyhadseenhim。Afterawhilethebusinessofthecourtagainproceeded。Thenextprisonerbroughtupfortrialauguredfavourablyofhisprospectswhenhelearnedthatthesolemnlipsoftherepresentativeofjusticehadutteredthepopularphraseasifhefeltandappreciatedit。Therewasnofearthatsuchajudgewoulduseundueseverity;hisheartwaswiththepeople;heunderstoodtheirlanguageandtheirmanners,andwouldmakeallowancesforthetemptationswhichdrovethemintocrime。Sothoughtmanyoftheprisoners,ifwemayinferitfromthefact,thatthelearnedjudgesuddenlyacquiredanimmenseincreaseofpopularity。Thepraiseofhiswitwasineverymouth,and“Whoareyou?“reneweditslease,andremainedinpossessionofpublicfavourforanotherterminconsequence。
  Butitmustnotbesupposedthattherewerenointerregnibetweenthedominionofoneslangphraseandanother。Theydidnotariseinonelonglineofunbrokensuccession,butsharedwithsongthepossessionofpopularfavour。Thus,whenthepeoplewereinthemoodformusic,slangadvanceditsclaimstonopurpose,and,whentheywereinclinedforslang,thesweetvoiceofmusicwooedtheminvain。
  AbouttwentyyearsagoLondonresoundedwithonechorus,withtheloveofwhicheverybodyseemedtobesmitten。Girlsandboys,youngmenandold,maidensandwives,andwidows,wereallalikemusical。Therewasanabsolutemaniaforsinging,andtheworstofitwas,that,likegoodFatherPhilip,intheromanceof“TheMonastery,“theyseemedutterlyunabletochangetheirtune。“Cherryripe!““Cherryripe!“wastheuniversalcryofalltheidleinthetown。Everyunmelodiousvoicegaveutterancetoit;everycrazyfiddle,everycrackedflute,everywheezypipe,everystreetorganwasheardinthesamestrain,untilstudiousandquietmenstoppedtheirearsindesperation,orfledmilesawayintothefieldsorwoodlands,tobeatpeace。Thisplaguelastedforatwelvemonth,untiltheverynameofcherriesbecameanabominationintheland。Atlasttheexcitementworeitselfaway,andthetideoffavoursetinanewdirection。Whetheritwasanothersongoraslangphrase,isdifficulttodetermineatthisdistanceoftime;
  butcertainitis,thatveryshortlyafterwards,peoplewentmaduponadramaticsubject,andnothingwastobeheardofbut“TomandJerry。“Verbalwithadamusedthemultitudelongenough,andtheybecamemorepracticalintheirrecreation。Everyyouthonthetownwasseizedwiththefiercedesireofdistinguishinghimself,byknockingdownthe“charlies,“beinglockedupallnightinawatchhouse,orkickinguparowamongloosewomenandblackguardmeninthelowdensofSt。Giles’s。Imitativeboysviedwiththeireldersinsimilarexploits,untilthisunworthypassion,forsuchitwas,hadlasted,likeotherfollies,itsappointedtime,andthetownbecamemerryafteranotherfashion。Itwasnextthoughttheheightofvulgarwittoanswerallquestionsbyplacingthepointofthethumbuponthetipofthenose,andtwirlingthefingersintheair。Ifonemanwishedtoinsultorannoyanother,hehadonlytomakeuseofthiscabalisticsigninhisface,andhisobjectwasaccomplished。Ateverystreetcornerwhereagroupwasassem-bled,thespectatorwhowascuriousenoughtoobservetheirmovements,wouldbesuretoseethefingersofsomeofthemattheirnoses,eitherasamarkofincredulity,surprise,refusal,ormockery,beforehehadwatchedtwominutes。
  Thereissomeremnantofthisabsurdcustomtobeseentothisday;
  butitisthoughtlow,evenamongthevulgar。
  Aboutsixyearsago,Londonbecameagainmostpreposterouslymusical。Thevoxpopuliworeitselfhoarsebysingingthepraisesof“TheSea,theSea!“IfastrangerandaphilosopherhadwalkedthroughLondon,andlistenedtotheuniversalchorus,hemighthaveconstructedaveryprettytheoryupontheloveoftheEnglishforthesea-service,andouracknowledgedsuperiorityoverallothernationsuponthatelement。“Nowonder,“hemighthavesaid,“thatthispeopleisinvincibleupontheocean。Theloveofitmixeswiththeirdailythoughts:theycelebrateiteveninthemarket-place:theirstreet-minstrelsexcitecharitybyit;andhighandlow,youngandold,maleandfemale,chantIopaeansinitspraise。Loveisnothonouredinthenationalsongsofthiswarlikerace——Bacchusisnogodtothem;theyaremenofsternermould,andthinkonlyof’theSea,theSea!’andthemeansofconqueringuponit。“
  Suchwould,doubtless,havebeenhisimpressionifhehadtakentheevidenceonlyofhisears。Alas!inthosedaysfortherefinedearsthatweremusical!greatwastheirtorturewhendiscord,withitsthousanddiversitiesoftone,struckupthisappallinganthem——therewasnoescapefromit。ThemigratoryminstrelsofSavoycaughtthestrain,andpealeditdownthelongvistasofquietstreets,tilltheirinnermostandsnuggestapartmentsre-echoedwiththesound。Menwereobligedtoendurethiscryingevilforfullsixmonths,weariedtodesperation,andmadesea-sickonthedryland。
  Severalothersongssprangupinduesuccessionafterwards,butnoneofthem,withtheexceptionofone,entitled“AllroundmyHat,“
  enjoyedanyextraordinaryshareoffavour,untilanAmericanactorintroducedavilesongcalled“JimCrow。“Thesingersanghisversesinappropriatecostume,withgrotesquegesticulations,andasuddenwhirlofhisbodyatthecloseofeachverse。Ittookthetasteofthetownimmediately,andformonthstheearsoforderlypeoplewerestunnedbythesenselesschorus-
  “Turnaboutandwheelabout,Anddojustso——
  Turnaboutandwheelabout,Andjump,JimCrow!“
  Street-minstrelsblackenedtheirfacesinordertogivepropereffecttotheverses;andfatherlessurchins,whohadtochoosebetweenthievingandsingingfortheirlivelihood,tookthelattercourse,aslikelytobethemoreprofitable,aslongasthepublictasteremainedinthatdirection。Theuncouthdance,itsaccompaniment,mightbeseeninitsfullperfectiononmarketnightsinanygreatthoroughfare;andthewordsofthesongmightbeheard,piercingaboveallthedinandbuzzoftheever-movingmultitude。He,thecalmobserver,whoduringthehey-daypopularityofthisdoggrel,“Satebesidethepublicway,Thickstrewnwithsummerdust,andsawthestreamOfpeopletherewashurryingtoandfro,Numerousasgnatsupontheeveninggleam,“
  mighthaveexclaimedwithShelley,whosefinelineswequote,that“Themillion,withfiercesongandmaniacdance,Didragearound。“
  ThephilosophictheoristwehavealreadysupposedsoliloquisingupontheEnglishcharacter,andforminghisopinionofitfromtheirexceedingloveforasea-song,might,ifhehadagaindroppedsuddenlyintoLondon,haveformedanotherveryplausibletheorytoaccountforourunremittingeffortsfortheabolitionoftheSlaveTrade。
  “Benevolentpeople!“hemighthavesaid,“howunboundedareyoursympathies!YourunhappybrethrenofAfrica,differingfromyouonlyinthecolouroftheirskins,aresodeartoyou,andyoubegrudgesolittlethetwentymillionsyouhavepaidontheirbehalf,thatyoulovetohaveamementoofthemcontinuallyinyoursight。JimCrowistherepresentativeofthatinjuredrace,andassuchistheidolofyourpopulace!Seehowtheyallsinghispraises!——howtheyimitatehispeculiarities!——howtheyrepeathisnameintheirmomentsofleisureandrelaxation!Theyevencarveimagesofhimtoadorntheirhearths,thathiscauseandhissufferingsmayneverbeforgotten!
  Oh,philanthropicEngland!——oh,vanguardofcivilization!“
  SuchareafewofthepeculiaritiesoftheLondonmultitude,whennoriot,noexecution,nomurder,noballoon,disturbstheevencurrentoftheirthoughts。Thesearethewhimseysofthemass-theharmlessfolliesbywhichtheyunconsciouslyendeavourtolightentheloadofcarewhichpressesupontheirexistence。Thewiseman,eventhoughhesmileatthem,willnotaltogetherwithholdhissympathy,andwillsay,“Letthemenjoytheirslangphrasesandtheirchorusesiftheywill;andiftheycannotbehappy,atleastletthembemerry。“TotheEnglishman,aswellastotheFrenchmanofwhomBerangersings,theremaybesomecomfortinsosmallathingasasong,andwemay,ownwithhimthat“AupeupleattristeCequirendralagaite,C’estlaGAUDRIOLE!
  Ogue!